Парные субтитры для TV фильмов и сериалов на английском и русском языках. Ally McBeal - Элли Макбил. 3x10 - Just Friends.

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ўЬFeel me

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John.

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Ally? What are you doing here?

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Oh, I've been working. You,you've been here the whole time?

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Yeah. I'm kind of backed up lately, you know.

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Remnants?

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Uh ... backed up in work.

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Oh ... right. Me too.

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ўЬ Touch me

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Sorry?

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I didn't say anything. ... What's wrong, Ally?

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Nothing's wrong. I ... I'm just working late.I, I don't even like dating. And n-nothing is wrong.

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No, I mean, a light, lovely snowfall going on out there,

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and we're in here being lawyersright down to the last minute of the day.

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I promised myself I'd never become my father ...

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ўЬ Listen to you, I get the music

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And how is it?

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How is what?

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How is it you and I can standright in front of each other's noses every day,

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and not see what's right in front of each other's noses?

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ўЬ Gazing at you, I feel the heat

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Following you, I climb the mountain

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I get excitement at your feet

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Right behind you

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Oh. Hi. Are you awake?

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Why are you in my bed?

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I had a dream.

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Talk.

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I think it was more like an epiphany.It involved John Cage.

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Now, Renee, don't think I'm crazy,but I think he's the One.

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John Cage and I -- he's the One.

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Phew.

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Oh, Ally, the Biscuit's looking for you.

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He is? W-well why? Did he say whatever he wanted?

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No.

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Well, did he tell you anything?Well, what was he wearing?

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Ally, uh, new case. I may need you to second-chair.

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Oh.

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Ugh. Is he still doing that?

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I like it.

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Uh, Billy?

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Excuse me. Stay.

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"Stay"? They heel and they stay?

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Wh, uh, wh-what else do they, uh ...?

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!

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I have a meeting with Charles Ramos,head of Bell Computers, today.

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And what? He's another Neanderthalwho responds to an entourage of bimbos?

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It's a look.

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Oh, yes. It's a look, and ----

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Ally, I have a snowball's chanceat best to land a client this big.

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We're taliking about a companywith a revenue stream of over $500 million.

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And if dripping with girls helps you land the account?

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Then I'll drip.

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Because? There's a new man in town.

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Exactly.

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John? You want me?

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Uh, duh, uh, the Kristen case.No, I was looking for the trial schedule, but I found it.

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Great.

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Mm-hm.

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So? How's it going?

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Fine. Why?

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Well, [We haven't] spoken in a while, and, you know,

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I just like to be caught up on where you're at.

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Are you dying?

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No ... I'm not dying. Why? Is that what people think of me?

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If I take an interst in somebody else's life,that I must be dying?

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Yes.

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Well ... uh, no. I,

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I just wanted to know how it was going with a friend.

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That's all, buddy.

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Are you sick?

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Forget it.

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Ally? What's wrong?

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Uh, nothing. Fine.

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You sure?

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Um ... I'm sure. ... Uh ... uh,why are you taking off your ...?

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I got a potential date. A friend of a friend.

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He just called, he's in the building.He sounded so incredible!

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I have these pants for these kinds of emergencies.They're marinated in pheromones.

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You have pants that are marinated in pheromones?

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You can't smell it. But it works. Trust me.

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There have been studies. How do I look?

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Fine.

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It's tough to meet the right man, Ally.You got to put in the effort. There.

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Elaine? Have you ever met anybodythat you think would be ...

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you know, right for me?

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No.

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Nobody?

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No, it's not that you're not a wonderful person, Ally.

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It's just that you're so complicated.

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Mm-hm.

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The only person I know who would match up at allwould be John Cage.

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But you don't want to be with him.

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I don't? Why?

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Do you?

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No.

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No! He's with Nelle, he's out of the question.

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But, but why do you think that we, eh, well, him and me ...?

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Come on, isn't it obvious? I mean,you've both got that inner world thing going.

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And you get him a lot better than Nelle does.

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And if you ask me, he gets you better than Billy ever did.

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You okay?

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What? Oh, f-f-fine. Um ... e-e-excuse me. Excuse me.

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Ooh! Oh, [god], hey! John! Hi! How's it going?

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Um, still fine. Yes, what, after all of two minutes --no change.

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He-he-he-he, he, ha-ha-ha-ha.Oh, th-that's, that's funny.

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I ... Uh, you have a good sense of humor. I ... hmm ...

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I like that!

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All right. What's going on?

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I'm just, uh ... adjusting to the new millennium.

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Elaine?

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Bob?

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Hi. Nice to meet you!

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You too! You had a great voice on the phone,but you're better-looking in person.

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Oh, well, thank you. You too, actually. Well, shall we go?

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Listen. I lied about wanting to have lunch.I hate lunch dates.

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I just agreed to them because it's saferthan going out at night with a total stranger.

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But now that we've met, forget lunch.Let's make it dinner.

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Fine by me.

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Great. Eight o'clock, you could pick me up here.I'll pick the restaurant.

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Well, that's easy enough. Uh, until then.

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Until then.

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Oh, and again -- nice to meet you.

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You too.

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That was pretty deft, Elaine.

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It doesn't just happen, Ally.

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If you want to end up with Mr. Right,you have to make it happen.

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Did you hear that?

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What?

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Nothing. ... Nothing.

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You know, when something's the matter,

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we usually tell each other.

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Ugh. ... Did you ever ... Um ... John,

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if I were to meet a guy who could be the One,

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who ... but he's sort of involved with somebody else --

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how involved, I don't know -- but he could be the One ...

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That happened to me.

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It did?

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Mm-hm. This woman,I was convinced that she and I were ...

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But she was still ... Well, I mean,she wasn't still seeing her old boyfriend, but um ...

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there was stuff going on. He was my friend. But she ...

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I've never met anybody like her. She got me like ----

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And, and what did you do?

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Well, I went ahead and, uh,asked her out. How could I not?

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And what happened?

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Oh, the date, that was an utter disaster.But, um, at least I took the chance.

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[I'd] never have forgiven myself if I hadn't.

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Mm. ... It was a disaster?

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Total. But we still remain friends.

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In fact, I think we're the best of friends.

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Do I know her?

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Some days, yes; others, no.

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What does that mean?

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Ally, it was you.

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Me?

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Yeah. It's funny, huh?

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Yeah.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing's wrong. Why?

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You were staring into the mirror.

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That's what you do when something's wrong.

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Maybe I just like looking at myself. Ever consider that?

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Fine. Don't tell me.

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Okay. Okay, okay, I will tell you.

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I know this guy. I, I've actually known him for a long time,

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and well, I think he could be perfect for me.

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The thing is, is ... he has a girlfriend.

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Ally, there's always a girlfriend.The best men are always taken.

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If you don't steal them, you don't get them.

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That seems ----

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Are we talking about somebody who'd be a fun date,

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or is this more about your life's content? The One?

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The latter. The One.

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And you're going to hold back out of what?

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Courtesy to some woman you're not even friends with?

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Ally, most women never even meet that man,

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let alone have a chance to be with him.If he's there ----

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W-well, what if it doesn't work out? I mean,

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what if I just end up ruining everythingbetween him and his girlfriend?

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You're worried about him?

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Well ... yeah.

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Then, forget it.If it's his interest we're looking out for, then,

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I don't think you should go near him.

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Thank you, Ling. You've been a big help.

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Uh ... hey.

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What's that?

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Shoes.

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Oh, no. Oh, John. Oh, oh, don't tell meyou've got a fetish for shoes.

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I don't have a ----

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At first the spanking ----

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I do not have a fetish.

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Well, who are the shoes for?

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Well, if you must know -- you.

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Ha ha ... Me?

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Yes. Put them on.

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Wow! Oh, they're beautiful! Ah. I love them!

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Watch. [Peep.] That's what they're for.

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What do you mean, you quit?

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I'm sorry. I just ... It's just not working out for me.

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Why?

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It just isn't. I, I thank you for the opportunity ----

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Sandy, I think at least you owe me an explanation.

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Okay. I think you're a jerk.

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Oh.

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Don't misunderstand. You're ... a fantastic guy,

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under the layer of jerk. But ----

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Is there something that happened?

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I'm a legal secretary. It's a good job.Good career, actually.

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I like to take it seriously, and I want others to.

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And when the lawyer I work for walks around

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w-w-with Robert Palmer girls, it's ... it's silly.

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You look silly. And I think it makes me look silly.

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I'm sorry. I never meant to demean you.

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I know that. And, like you say, the look is working.

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So, it's my problem, not yours.

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I don't want you to leave. I'll get rid of the girls.

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Billy, I'm an assistant. I shouldn't be telling you ----

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I'll get rid of the girls. I want you to stay.

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They're not too perky, are they?

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Actually ... they need to look alive. And awake.

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There you go. Actually ... There.

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What do you think, John? How do her breasts look?

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Yeah, it's ...

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John! hey! How's it going?

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It's been more than two minutes now.

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Still going good? I bet it is!

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It's not easy!!!

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Ally? You are behaving so ...

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Is it nerves over this dilemma you're having?

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I, um ... The man I was talking about ...

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I had a dream last night about you.

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And me. Together. As a couple.

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We were standing over by the elevator,

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and you said something like we've been standing

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in front of each other's noses the whole time.

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And it just hit me. And, and, when I woke up,

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it keeps on hitting me, John.

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Uh, you know, the way that you can seeinto my imaginary life and,

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and I can even hear Barry White sometimes and,

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and a couple of weeks agoyou described yourself as a loner savant.

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And you said something about how I brought you out.

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And I realized that ... you bring me out.

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So many parts of me, I'm ...

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I'm too embarrassed or I'm too scaredto share with anybody else.

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I'm so comfortable sharing them with you.

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I can't shake it.

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I've even got the damn Ikettesrunning around, following me,

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singing to me, saying how easy it is to fall in love. ...

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I can't shake it. And then,when you said what you said, uh ...

251
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:23,039
Oh. Nelle. Hello!

252
00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:24,600
Hello!

253
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,599
ўЬ We've been friends for, oh, so long

254
00:18:27,599 --> 00:18:30,291
Seen where John went?

255
00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:33,243
He just hurried by. Said he'd meet me at the bar.

256
00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:36,361
ўЬ I'll let you share what's mine

257
00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:40,786
Oh, the bar. It's that time, I guess.

258
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:44,979
ўЬ But when you mess with the boy I love

259
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:50,687
I guess.

260
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,536
You're late. Where you been?

261
00:19:23,536 --> 00:19:27,139
Well, I [had] guys to do. Uh, things ... to work.

262
00:19:27,139 --> 00:19:28,697
Everything okay?

263
00:19:28,697 --> 00:19:30,853
Yeah.

264
00:19:30,853 --> 00:19:32,675
You talked to the Biscuit?

265
00:19:32,675 --> 00:19:35,367
I just did. He ran away.

266
00:19:35,367 --> 00:19:37,403
Mm-hm. You scared him.

267
00:19:37,403 --> 00:19:40,487
I, I think it was selfish for me to say anything.

268
00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:42,497
I mean, he's got a good thing going with Nelle.

269
00:19:42,497 --> 00:19:44,331
Oh, please.

270
00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:46,497
How good could things be with long,

271
00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,821
blonde, stuck-up bitch?

272
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:54,627
Gee, Renee.Why why don't you tell us how you really feel?

273
00:20:07,149 --> 00:20:09,357
Oh, yeah! ... Over here. ...

274
00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:10,432
I had a really great time!

275
00:20:10,432 --> 00:20:12,711
Oh, me too! Amazing, actually.

276
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,177
You're pretty cool, Elaine.

277
00:20:15,177 --> 00:20:17,486
So, I gave you my phone number, right?

278
00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:21,983
Yeah. Home, == cell, and your pagerand your e-mail and, uh ... What's this one?

279
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:23,577
Well, my high school.

280
00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:25,550
They always know how to track me downto ask for money.

281
00:20:25,550 --> 00:20:28,460
Ha ha.

282
00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,729
Well, good night.

283
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,260
Oh, oh. Come on, I thought the ...

284
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,660
night's so young.

285
00:20:34,660 --> 00:20:37,534
It's quarter to twelve, on a Monday.

286
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:40,415
Ah ... I mean, oh, the wine.

287
00:20:40,415 --> 00:20:40,998
Ha ha.

288
00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,961
I should get a cup of coffeebefore I make the trip home. It's so ...

289
00:20:43,961 --> 00:20:47,290
You're walking three blocks.

290
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,233
I, uh ... I want you.

291
00:20:51,233 --> 00:20:55,891
That's sweet.

292
00:20:55,891 --> 00:20:56,570
Bob.

293
00:20:56,570 --> 00:21:01,489
Uh ... I don't understand. I thought you liked me.

294
00:21:01,489 --> 00:21:04,048
I do. But it's the first date.

295
00:21:04,048 --> 00:21:09,129
Oh, with Danny O'Connell, on the first date, you ...

296
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:11,648
Danny O'Connell told you about our date?

297
00:21:11,648 --> 00:21:15,281
No. No. ... Just ...

298
00:21:15,281 --> 00:21:18,999
What happened after the date?

299
00:21:18,999 --> 00:21:22,505
The mutual friend that gave you my number wasthat Danny O'Connell?

300
00:21:22,505 --> 00:21:27,491
Uh ... well, yeah.

301
00:21:27,491 --> 00:21:31,227
Well ... good night.

302
00:21:31,227 --> 00:21:33,494
Look. Can I ask you something?

303
00:21:33,494 --> 00:21:37,391
Our date, we seemed to be clicking.

304
00:21:37,391 --> 00:21:40,731
I mean, really clicking. I mean,Danny said you guys had fun, but it wasn't.

305
00:21:40,731 --> 00:21:43,934
Why does he get invited up, but I don't?

306
00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:47,270
Because you and I were really clicking.

307
00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:50,370
I thought [maybe] ... Never mind.

308
00:21:50,370 --> 00:21:52,009
So, from what I'm hearing,

309
00:21:52,009 --> 00:21:54,118
you might like me more than you did Danny,

310
00:21:54,118 --> 00:21:55,984
and yet I'm punished for that?

311
00:21:55,984 --> 00:21:58,053
Now, does that seem fair? I should get to come on.

312
00:21:58,053 --> 00:22:04,186
Good night, Bob.

313
00:22:22,536 --> 00:22:24,706
Billy?

314
00:22:24,706 --> 00:22:26,947
Walking a little naked today?

315
00:22:26,947 --> 00:22:28,929
I don't have any meetings today. Anything else?

316
00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:30,016
No.

317
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:33,406
Fine, then.

318
00:22:33,406 --> 00:22:35,854
Ally, the Talbot deposition has been cancelled.

319
00:22:35,854 --> 00:22:37,044
Evidently they're willing to settle,

320
00:22:37,044 --> 00:22:39,905
and the judge has scheduled a conference.

321
00:22:39,905 --> 00:22:42,235
Uh, well, well, th-that's fantastic.

322
00:22:42,235 --> 00:22:43,916
Yes. I thought you'd be pleased.

323
00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:44,624
What's wrong?

324
00:22:44,624 --> 00:22:45,392
Nothing.

325
00:22:45,392 --> 00:22:48,776
Elaine? How did the date go?

326
00:22:48,776 --> 00:22:51,145
Fine. We got along swimmingly.

327
00:22:51,145 --> 00:22:53,395
He was like a salmon heading upstream to spawn.

328
00:22:53,395 --> 00:23:03,922
Um, um ... uh, I'll be with you in, in one second.

329
00:23:03,922 --> 00:23:11,755
John! Hi, sweetie. Everything okay?

330
00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:12,814
Yes, fine. Uh Richard!

331
00:23:12,814 --> 00:23:18,360
I need, I need to talk to you. It's important.

332
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,383
Do people think of me as promiscuous?

333
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:25,903
Well, that's sort of how you bill yourself.

334
00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:27,366
What happened?

335
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,162
Nothing.

336
00:23:28,162 --> 00:23:30,931
What happened?

337
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,618
The date went great. It's the first guy

338
00:23:33,618 --> 00:23:35,051
I've been in a really long time.

339
00:23:35,051 --> 00:23:37,513
Well, I actually thought ... you know.

340
00:23:37,513 --> 00:23:38,633
He was a Maybe?

341
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:41,038
Yeah. Well, it turns out, he went out with me

342
00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:42,566
because somebody else I went out with

343
00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:44,155
told him that he'd get laid on the first date.

344
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:47,193
Ow! He's a creep, then. Not a Maybe.

345
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,015
Yeah.

346
00:23:49,015 --> 00:23:51,847
Elaine?

347
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:57,909
You're right, Ally. He was a creep.It shouldn't bother me.

348
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,028
She said that?

349
00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:02,972
Yes.

350
00:24:02,972 --> 00:24:04,922
Well, so she had a dream, it doesn't ----

351
00:24:04,922 --> 00:24:06,063
No! It's not the dream.

352
00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:10,433
She was suggesting thatshe and I explore being a couple.

353
00:24:10,433 --> 00:24:13,985
And Richard, I have to admitI've always harbored feelings for Ally.

354
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,298
Gee, there's a flash, huh.

355
00:24:15,298 --> 00:24:17,597
But John, there are ethical considerations here.

356
00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:19,936
The only question you have to ask yourself i-is this:

357
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,392
Can you sleep with Ally without Nelle finding out?

358
00:24:22,392 --> 00:24:23,240
If you ----

359
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,019
No, that's not the question!

360
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,565
I love Nelle. I do! But Ally --

361
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:30,499
well, I've always wondered aboutmy special connection with her.

362
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:31,976
It could go deeper, much deeper.

363
00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:33,799
I don't know this. It's a feeling.

364
00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:36,355
And the risk of the exploration itself,

365
00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:37,685
because I have feelings for Nelle, too.

366
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:38,632
Do you know what I'm saying?

367
00:24:38,632 --> 00:24:40,536
Uh, yes. You want to have your cakeand eat Ally, too. It's not ----

368
00:24:40,536 --> 00:24:42,570
Would you please take me seriously, damn it?

369
00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:48,044
John ... who do you want more?

370
00:24:48,044 --> 00:24:51,687
I don't know. I mean,I haven't really explored a relationship with Ally.

371
00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:55,172
And, to be honest,I haven't fully explored one with Nelle yet, either.

372
00:24:55,172 --> 00:24:57,826
Well, look. Explore Nelle tonight,go spelunking with Ally tomorrow ----

373
00:24:57,826 --> 00:24:59,314
You know, it's just that simple with you, isn't it?

374
00:24:59,314 --> 00:25:01,900
Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex!

375
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,087
It's wattle with Whipper vs. knee-pit with Ling?

376
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:10,243
Well, you put the "fish" in superficial, damn it! ...Sex, sex!

377
00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:15,125
Fish in superficial? ... I like that!

378
00:25:22,493 --> 00:25:26,048
Georgia, hey! We've missed you! ...

379
00:25:26,048 --> 00:25:28,756
Right.

380
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:31,216
Georgia? ... Hello.

381
00:25:31,216 --> 00:25:38,399
Hello. This is for you.

382
00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:40,296
You're filing for divorce?

383
00:25:40,296 --> 00:25:41,720
Renee is representing me.

384
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,600
As soon as you decide on a lawyer,let me know,

385
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,719
so we can get them together.

386
00:25:44,719 --> 00:25:46,195
You're filing for divorce just like that?

387
00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:46,987
Yes.

388
00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:48,239
And you had to serve the papers yourself?

389
00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:52,733
Yes.

390
00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:07,876
Anything I can do?

391
00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:10,245
No.

392
00:26:10,245 --> 00:26:13,292
I'm sorry.

393
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:20,275
Yeah.

394
00:26:22,966 --> 00:26:24,200
I feel so awful.

395
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,038
Ally, to get what you deserve in life,you have to take bold steps.

396
00:26:29,038 --> 00:26:31,665
And I deserve what I deserve, right?

397
00:26:31,665 --> 00:26:32,804
Absolutely.

398
00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,201
I should get my due.

399
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,131
Right on!

400
00:26:47,369 --> 00:26:50,054
Ling, hey. What's up?

401
00:26:50,054 --> 00:26:52,730
Why don't you tell me, Ally?

402
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:53,877
Excuse me?

403
00:26:53,877 --> 00:26:55,828
I figured it out. I'm penile psychic.

404
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:59,413
This love of your life -- it's the funny little man.

405
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:00,129
Uh, who?

406
00:27:00,129 --> 00:27:01,824
Nelle's my friend, Ally. My best friend.

407
00:27:01,824 --> 00:27:03,840
If you think I'm going to just sit backwhile you steal away this ----

408
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,370
==, Ling! I ----

409
00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:05,337
You're not even sure if you like men.

410
00:27:05,337 --> 00:27:06,488
You shouldn't be going after other people's ----

411
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:07,526
I like men!

412
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:08,504
Give me your leg.

413
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:09,897
No, I am not going to give you my leg! ...

414
00:27:09,897 --> 00:27:19,521
God. ... Stop, stop it! ...

415
00:27:19,521 --> 00:27:20,992
Where did you learn ...

416
00:27:20,992 --> 00:27:22,149
Oh, never mind.

417
00:27:22,149 --> 00:27:23,194
Ally, don't do this.

418
00:27:23,194 --> 00:27:25,036
I am not doing anything! I haven't done anything!

419
00:27:25,036 --> 00:27:29,866
So, get out!

420
00:27:35,435 --> 00:27:36,168
We could put John on it.

421
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,674
But for a divorce case, I'd go with Nelle.She's your best bet.

422
00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:41,225
I want a team. I'm not letting her take meto the cleaners on this.

423
00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:44,026
What/A team it is, we're here for you. Elaine?

424
00:27:44,026 --> 00:27:49,349
Hey, I love your new look!Nuns getting action these days?

425
00:27:49,349 --> 00:27:54,127
Hey, Richard, go to hell.

426
00:27:54,127 --> 00:27:56,405
Was she mad? Or does she think I'd like it there?

427
00:27:56,405 --> 00:27:58,480
I haven't the slightest.

428
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:07,822
Women --I think they're all nuts, Billy.

429
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:15,258
Elaine? W-was it something I said?

430
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:18,773
No, it's just ... It's not important.

431
00:28:18,773 --> 00:28:20,973
A-anything you want to talk about?

432
00:28:20,973 --> 00:28:22,795
'Cause, you know, I could get Ally, or ...

433
00:28:22,795 --> 00:28:27,112
uh, or may, uh maybe John?

434
00:28:27,112 --> 00:28:30,637
Richard, if you could describe me with one word,

435
00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:32,324
what would it be?

436
00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:35,593
Well, uh ... blonde.

437
00:28:35,593 --> 00:28:38,424
How about an adjective to describe my personality?

438
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:40,767
Oh, okay. Uh, fun.

439
00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:42,920
That would be it? Fun?

440
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:47,650
Smart.

441
00:28:47,650 --> 00:28:49,234
and you could only use one word.

442
00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:50,354
What would that be?

443
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,768
Oh, that's easy.

444
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,543
Well, what would it be?

445
00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:58,885
Uh, easy.

446
00:28:58,885 --> 00:29:01,370
Thank you.

447
00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:03,204
Elaine?

448
00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:06,021
That's exactly why men date me, Richard:

449
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,365
Because I'm easy.

450
00:29:07,365 --> 00:29:09,484
Because they think that I'm easy.

451
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:10,771
Well, I'm not. All right?

452
00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:14,067
You can spread the damn word. I'm not easy.

453
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:15,438
Preaching to the choir, Elaine.

454
00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:21,103
I love sluts. ...

455
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:25,399
Great. Now, she's going through a change!

456
00:29:37,865 --> 00:29:39,311
John?

457
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:44,568
Oh, Ally. Hi. I was just, uh, pinching my head.

458
00:29:44,568 --> 00:29:52,281
I am so, so, sorry. I ...I just want you to know that,

459
00:29:52,281 --> 00:29:55,494
that I totally respect you and Nelle as a couple and,

460
00:29:55,494 --> 00:30:00,229
and I will never do anything to ...

461
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:03,823
Well, it was really unfair for me to do what I did.

462
00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:05,233
To do what? Be honest?

463
00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:09,901
Yes. Sometimes, honesty can be selfish.

464
00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:13,591
Ally, it wouldn't have even upset me, if I didn't ...

465
00:30:13,591 --> 00:30:16,683
Didn't ... what?

466
00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:21,212
This is something that has gone unstated for a long time.

467
00:30:21,212 --> 00:30:23,410
We've talked about being soul mates;

468
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:26,714
we talk about the fact that neither of us fit in;

469
00:30:26,714 --> 00:30:28,658
how we embrace being odd;

470
00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:31,421
how we both live inside our, our inner worlds.

471
00:30:31,421 --> 00:30:34,533
All these fairly peculiar things that we have in common.

472
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,266
And at least on some unconscious level,

473
00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:41,350
I'm sure we've both been wonderingif you and I are right for each other.

474
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,845
You didn't stutter once saying that.

475
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,346
I just came from Dr. Flott.

476
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:50,333
She's helped me focus on what it isthat I really, truly want in life.

477
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:54,620
And as I sat across from her, this,this amazing clarity came over me.

478
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,391
The, the common insanity that you and I share,

479
00:30:57,391 --> 00:31:01,596
the connection of our inner lives.I know what I want.

480
00:31:01,596 --> 00:31:03,888
You do?

481
00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:09,426
I want Nelle for my girlfriend,and I'd like you as my therapist.

482
00:31:09,426 --> 00:31:15,358
Oh. Ha ha ... Well, um ... gee.

483
00:31:15,358 --> 00:31:20,391
You know, the idea of jeopardizing our friendshipby trying to be a couple, that ...

484
00:31:20,391 --> 00:31:23,936
th-that's an insanity that I'm, I'm, I'm not capable of.

485
00:31:23,936 --> 00:31:27,628
Yeah. ... Yeah. Great.

486
00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:32,154
Yeah. Well, friends forever?

487
00:31:32,154 --> 00:31:37,978
Yep.

488
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:54,724
Elaine? Y-you look like ... Miss Hathaway.

489
00:31:54,724 --> 00:31:57,578
Billy can change. So can I.

490
00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:01,127
Hi! Morning, everybody! ...

491
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:06,034
Oh, I just said "Morning," Didn't say it was good.

492
00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:09,435
Nelle, while I have you, and just out of curiosity --

493
00:32:09,435 --> 00:32:12,268
how do you think the women here regard me?

494
00:32:12,268 --> 00:32:19,263
I'm not sure they do, Elaine.

495
00:32:19,263 --> 00:32:20,529
That was really nice.

496
00:32:20,529 --> 00:32:22,702
What has happened to everybody's sense of humor lately?

497
00:32:22,702 --> 00:32:32,762
Life isn't funny! Can you not see that?

498
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:44,006
Ally, you're still thinking about it. Don't!

499
00:32:50,412 --> 00:32:53,178
Ally, morning to you!

500
00:32:53,178 --> 00:32:55,666
What is all this "good morning" crap?

501
00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:56,797
Is everything all right?

502
00:32:56,797 --> 00:32:59,221
Why shouldn't it be? I just picked up you as a patient,

503
00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:04,453
and things couldn't be more dandy, could they, John?

504
00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:11,182
You're obviously upset with my decision.

505
00:33:11,182 --> 00:33:14,982
No, I ... I think you made the right call, actually.

506
00:33:14,982 --> 00:33:16,454
Ally, I don't need to tell you

507
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,914
how much I adore you and admire you.

508
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:24,017
Yeah, yeah. You know, I am curious,

509
00:33:24,017 --> 00:33:29,097
How did this "clarity" hit you?

510
00:33:29,097 --> 00:33:34,528
Well, let's face it. I'm odd.I have all these little eccentricities.

511
00:33:34,528 --> 00:33:37,784
And well ... I admit it, I'm a strange duck.

512
00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:41,974
And for a partner, I think I need somebodywho can just ground me a little.

513
00:33:41,974 --> 00:33:44,853
And you're a, a bigger wacko than me ----

514
00:33:44,853 --> 00:33:46,003
Oh, oh, I'm a wacko?

515
00:33:46,003 --> 00:33:47,615
Well, I ... I mean that affectionately ...

516
00:33:47,615 --> 00:33:49,848
Oh, John, nobody is a bigger wacko than you.

517
00:33:49,848 --> 00:33:51,887
Oh, oh, wait. Y-you don't need to turn nasty.

518
00:33:51,887 --> 00:33:54,188
Well, how many people look in the mirrorand see Barry White?

519
00:33:54,188 --> 00:33:55,199
And b-b-besides Barry.

520
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,998
So, don't be calling me a wacko, thank you very much.

521
00:33:56,998 --> 00:33:58,147
Well, at least I know that he's not really there.

522
00:33:58,147 --> 00:34:00,017
Which is more than I can say for you with Al Green.

523
00:34:00,017 --> 00:34:01,636
Hey, as far as hallucinations go ----

524
00:34:01,636 --> 00:34:02,871
Ooga-chucka, ooga-chucka.

525
00:34:02,871 --> 00:34:04,878
Have you seen any babies run by lately?

526
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,048
You know what, John?

527
00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:08,100
When you do your first drafts, your feet smell.

528
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:08,566
Oh ...

529
00:34:08,566 --> 00:34:09,427
Nobody wants to tell you,

530
00:34:09,427 --> 00:34:10,869
'cause they're all afraid that your nose will whistle.

531
00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,598
Well, that's nice. One little rejection,

532
00:34:12,598 --> 00:34:13,760
and th-this is what you turn into.

533
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,390
Oh, why don't you just go puh-puh-puh-puh-pokip yourself out of here?

534
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,171
You funny little man!

535
00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:25,932
Oh, the smile therapy. What a nut!

536
00:34:32,519 --> 00:34:40,343
Elaine? I apologize. I had a great time.

537
00:34:40,343 --> 00:34:41,850
Elaine, I think you did, too.

538
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:44,756
And why throw it all away just because ...

539
00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:46,556
You know, I'd like to try again --

540
00:34:46,556 --> 00:34:47,984
just be a perfect gentleman.

541
00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:51,910
You don't be a gentleman, Bob.Either you are one or you're not.

542
00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:52,564
Elaine ----

543
00:34:52,564 --> 00:34:54,574
I'm not going out with you again.

544
00:34:54,574 --> 00:34:56,614
You know, I'm not the bad guy here.

545
00:34:56,614 --> 00:34:58,061
You went out with me for what you thought I was.

546
00:34:58,061 --> 00:35:00,228
I went out with you for what I thought you were.

547
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:08,836
And we were both wrong. Now, beat it.

548
00:35:24,941 --> 00:35:30,263
I'm sorry again. I know you were right.

549
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,620
You do?

550
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,960
I mean, look at us, we're ...

551
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,017
we're already fighting just at the prospect of dating.

552
00:35:36,017 --> 00:35:38,679
Yeah ... I don't think we've ever exchanged a harsh word before.

553
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:42,737
You know all of mine came from hurt?

554
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:45,210
I do.

555
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,738
I still love that you're odd.

556
00:35:48,738 --> 00:35:52,815
And I still love all of your eccentricities and ...

557
00:35:52,815 --> 00:35:58,499
and I still love you as a friend.

558
00:35:58,499 --> 00:36:02,179
What do you think that dream was really about?

559
00:36:02,179 --> 00:36:05,989
I'm not sure. Maybe I ...

560
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:12,160
I'm just so starved for intimacy on, on any level that ...

561
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,347
I might have mistaken the intimacy of a friendshipfor the kind that ...

562
00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:17,977
I don't know.

563
00:36:17,977 --> 00:36:19,257
Mm.

564
00:36:19,257 --> 00:36:27,647
What I do know -- the thought of losing youas my friend and my best friend,

565
00:36:27,647 --> 00:36:31,279
it's unthinkable.

566
00:36:31,279 --> 00:36:34,795
Yeah. To me, too.

567
00:36:34,795 --> 00:36:40,812
So, truce?

568
00:36:40,812 --> 00:36:46,283
Treaty.

569
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,673
This looks a little cliched.

570
00:37:25,673 --> 00:37:28,821
Served with divorce papers,you're sitting on a bar stool?

571
00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:31,256
I should be out there dancing with Richard?

572
00:37:31,256 --> 00:37:33,556
That would be more cliched.

573
00:37:33,556 --> 00:37:39,040
You're a good girl, Sandy.I'd be asking you to dance, but ...

574
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,032
I'm going home. Anything else you need upstairs?

575
00:37:43,032 --> 00:37:46,489
No. I'm going, too. I'll walk you out.

576
00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:48,358
That's all you'll do.

577
00:37:48,358 --> 00:37:54,184
It's all I'm offering.

578
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:15,602
I got some mascara in my eye or something.

579
00:38:15,602 --> 00:38:20,273
Do you regularly sleep with men on the first date?

580
00:38:20,273 --> 00:38:22,213
No.

581
00:38:22,213 --> 00:38:24,807
Then, the guy got it wrong.

582
00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:27,079
And think about what that carwash guy thinks of me.

583
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:29,546
That was out of character with you, Ally.

584
00:38:29,546 --> 00:38:33,262
I mean, with me, whether or notI actually sleep around or not,

585
00:38:33,262 --> 00:38:38,385
the reputation that I have ... Maybe it's in my character.

586
00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,850
Elaine, you ...

587
00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:43,261
you enjoy putting yourself out there as a sexual person.

588
00:38:43,261 --> 00:38:46,296
And, and if some people misconstruethat and think that you're a slut,

589
00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:48,379
well, they just get it wrong.

590
00:38:48,379 --> 00:38:54,784
That's all. It doesn't meanthat you have to start dressing like this.

591
00:38:54,784 --> 00:38:59,875
There's no power in acting the wayyou think other people want you to be.

592
00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:03,840
Now, the truth is, I admire you.

593
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,348
Yeah, right.

594
00:39:05,348 --> 00:39:07,023
No, th-that lecture that you gave me last year.

595
00:39:07,023 --> 00:39:08,993
How, how you like your life;

596
00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:13,198
how, how not everybody wants to be doctorsor lawyers or ...

597
00:39:13,198 --> 00:39:17,271
I mean, why do you think I sang that songat the Christmas party last year?

598
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,717
I wanted to be you for a night.

599
00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:20,547
Please.

600
00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:29,206
H-h-how many people do you knowmarinate their clothes in pheromones?

601
00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:37,924
You're an optimist. That's what I want to be when I grow up.

602
00:39:37,924 --> 00:39:43,323
I'm lonely.

603
00:39:43,323 --> 00:39:51,035
Yeah. Well ... so am I. ... There are worse things.

604
00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:55,957
Yeah. ... Like what?

605
00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:59,689
I was afraid you were going to ask me that.

606
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:03,806
Could I think about it over dinner, if I buy it?

607
00:40:03,806 --> 00:40:05,555
I guess.

608
00:40:07,912 --> 00:40:12,255
You've been awfully pensive lately.Is anything on your mind?

609
00:40:12,255 --> 00:40:12,935
No.

610
00:40:12,935 --> 00:40:15,297
John, something has been going on.

611
00:40:15,297 --> 00:40:16,888
Well, it's nothing we need to talk about, Nelle.

612
00:40:16,888 --> 00:40:19,308
Nothing we need to talk about?

613
00:40:19,308 --> 00:40:21,494
We're a couple. Couples don't have secrets.

614
00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:22,587
Sometimes they do.

615
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:25,815
Well, I don't know if I'm comfortable with that.

616
00:40:25,815 --> 00:40:27,152
You want to know the big secret?

617
00:40:27,152 --> 00:40:29,248
Yes, I do.

618
00:40:29,248 --> 00:40:38,067
I love you.

2
00:00:37,332 --> 00:00:38,551
Элли? Что ты тут делаешь?

3
00:00:38,551 --> 00:00:42,286
Заработалась. А ты все это время был здесь?

4
00:00:42,286 --> 00:00:44,681
Да. Как-то навалилось в последнее время, знаешь ли.

5
00:00:44,681 --> 00:00:46,579
Остатки?

6
00:00:46,579 --> 00:00:48,762
Э... завал работы.

7
00:00:48,762 --> 00:00:52,742
Ах да... у меня тоже.

8
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,872
Что?

9
00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:04,386
Я ничего не говорил... Что случилось, Элли?

10
00:01:04,386 --> 00:01:10,093
Ничего, я просто поздно работаю. Мне даже не нравятся свидания. И ничего не случилось.

11
00:01:10,093 --> 00:01:13,574
Я о том, что легкий, красивый снегопад за окном,

12
00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:17,154
а мы до последней минуты сидим за работой.

13
00:01:17,154 --> 00:01:19,140
Я обещал себе, что никогда не стану таким, как мой отец...

14
00:01:24,082 --> 00:01:25,273
Как же так?

15
00:01:25,273 --> 00:01:26,715
Что как?

16
00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:31,269
Как так, что мы каждый день под носом друг у друга,

17
00:01:31,269 --> 00:01:34,322
и не видим, что находится у нас под носом?

18
00:02:15,650 --> 00:02:20,638
Привет. Проснулась?

19
00:02:20,638 --> 00:02:23,409
Почему ты в моей постели?

20
00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:25,680
Мне приснился сон.

21
00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:27,523
Расскажи.

22
00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:32,674
Даже скорее прозрение. С участием Джона Кейджа.

23
00:02:32,674 --> 00:02:36,591
Рене, не подумай, что я сошла с ума, но я думаю, что он Тот Самый.

24
00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:41,485
Мы с Джоном Кейджем... Он - Тот Самый.

25
00:02:50,591 --> 00:02:56,485
Элли Макбил. 3 сезон, 10 серия
"Всего лишь друзья"

26
00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:05,990
Элли, Пряник тебя ищет.

27
00:04:05,990 --> 00:04:09,235
Правда? И зачем? Он сказал, чего хочет?

28
00:04:09,235 --> 00:04:09,877
Нет.

29
00:04:09,877 --> 00:04:12,245
Он вообще что-нибудь сказал? Во что он одет?

30
00:04:12,245 --> 00:04:14,156
Элли, новое дело. Мне может понадобиться твоя помощь.

31
00:04:20,175 --> 00:04:21,986
Он все еще это делает?

32
00:04:21,986 --> 00:04:23,723
Мне нравится.

33
00:04:23,723 --> 00:04:24,339
Билли?

34
00:04:24,339 --> 00:04:31,177
Прости-те. Стоять.

35
00:04:31,177 --> 00:04:34,568
"Стоять"? Они подчиняются и стоят?

36
00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:35,954
Что еще они..?

37
00:04:37,947 --> 00:04:40,717
У меня сегодня встреча с Чарльзом Рамосом, главой Белл Компьютерз.

38
00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:44,683
И что? Очередной неандерталец, который не прочь оказаться в окружении цыпочек?

39
00:04:44,683 --> 00:04:45,548
Это видимость.

40
00:04:45,548 --> 00:04:47,181
Да, видимость и...

41
00:04:47,181 --> 00:04:49,840
Элли, у меня огромные шансы заполучить такого клиента.

42
00:04:49,840 --> 00:04:53,449
Мы говорим о компании, поток доходов которой больше 500 миллионов долларов.

43
00:04:53,449 --> 00:04:56,377
И если, окружив себя девочками, ты сможешь получить дело?

44
00:04:56,377 --> 00:04:57,492
Я окружу.

45
00:04:57,492 --> 00:05:03,506
Потому что... *В городе появился новый парень*

46
00:05:03,506 --> 00:05:06,448
Именно.

47
00:05:12,010 --> 00:05:15,044
Джон? Я тебе нужна?

48
00:05:15,044 --> 00:05:18,840
Дело Кристен. Нет, я искал расписание судебных заседаний, и уже нашел.

49
00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:19,625
Отлично.

50
00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,747
И? Как дела?

51
00:05:25,747 --> 00:05:28,395
Отлично. А что?

52
00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,566
Ну, мы давно не разговаривали, и...

53
00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:34,549
я хотела узнать, что у тебя нового.

54
00:05:34,549 --> 00:05:36,264
Ты умираешь?

55
00:05:36,264 --> 00:05:40,535
Нет... я не умираю. А что? Ходят какие-то слухи?

56
00:05:40,535 --> 00:05:43,664
Если я интересуюсь чьей-то жизнью, значит я при смерти?

57
00:05:43,664 --> 00:05:44,973
Да.

58
00:05:44,973 --> 00:05:47,775
Нет. Я просто хотела узнать, как поживает мой друг.

59
00:05:47,775 --> 00:05:50,485
Вот и все, дружище.

60
00:05:50,485 --> 00:05:51,546
Ты больна?

61
00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:53,765
Забудь.

62
00:05:59,525 --> 00:06:02,509
Элли? Что случилось?

63
00:06:02,509 --> 00:06:05,589
Ничего. Все в порядке.

64
00:06:05,589 --> 00:06:07,384
Уверена?

65
00:06:07,384 --> 00:06:14,890
Уверена... Почему ты снимаешь свою...?

66
00:06:14,890 --> 00:06:17,194
У меня намечается свидание. С другом друга.

67
00:06:17,194 --> 00:06:21,471
Он только что позвонил, он уже в здании. По голосу он просто потрясающий!

68
00:06:21,471 --> 00:06:27,512
А эти брюки у меня специально для подобных неожиданностей. Я их мариновала с феромонами.

69
00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:31,626
У тебя есть брюки, маринованные в феромонах?

70
00:06:31,626 --> 00:06:35,293
По запаху не узнаешь. Но работает. Поверь мне.

71
00:06:35,293 --> 00:06:39,127
Проводились исследования. Как я выгляжу?

72
00:06:39,127 --> 00:06:40,544
Хорошо.

73
00:06:40,544 --> 00:06:45,363
Очень сложно встретить того самого мужчину, Элли. Нужно прилагать усилия. Вот.

74
00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:49,895
Элейн? Ты когда-нибудь встречала человека, который...

75
00:06:49,895 --> 00:06:52,575
подходил бы мне?

76
00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:54,229
Нет.

77
00:06:54,229 --> 00:06:55,565
Никогда?

78
00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:58,773
Нет. Я не хочу сказать, что ты плохой человек, Элли.

79
00:06:58,773 --> 00:07:01,206
Просто ты очень непростая.

80
00:07:02,354 --> 00:07:05,170
Единственный, кто тебе подойдет - это Джон Кейдж.

81
00:07:05,170 --> 00:07:06,602
Но ты с ним быть не хочешь.

82
00:07:06,602 --> 00:07:10,106
Разве? Почему?

83
00:07:10,106 --> 00:07:11,393
А хочешь?

84
00:07:11,393 --> 00:07:13,413
Нет.

85
00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:16,090
Нет! Он с Нэлл, он - не вариант.

86
00:07:16,090 --> 00:07:19,070
Но почему ты думаешь, что мы, что он и я...?

87
00:07:19,070 --> 00:07:22,919
Да ладно тебе, неужели не очевидно? У вас обоих есть такой особый внутренний мир.

88
00:07:22,919 --> 00:07:25,363
Ты понимаешь его намного лучше, чем Нэлл.

89
00:07:25,363 --> 00:07:30,075
И я считаю, что он понимает тебя лучше, чем когда-либо сможет Билли.

90
00:07:30,975 --> 00:07:32,276
Ты в порядке?

91
00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:39,131
Что? Да. Извини. Извини.

92
00:07:41,276 --> 00:07:46,415
О, боже! Джон! Привет! Как жизнь?

93
00:07:46,415 --> 00:07:50,194
Все еще в порядке. За последние две минуты ничего не изменилось.

94
00:07:53,194 --> 00:07:54,775
Ой, как смешно.

95
00:07:54,775 --> 00:07:56,919
У тебя хорошее чувство юмора.

96
00:07:56,919 --> 00:07:58,161
Мне это так нравится!

97
00:07:58,161 --> 00:08:01,376
Так. Что происходит?

98
00:08:01,376 --> 00:08:06,786
Я просто... пытаюсь привыкнуть к новому тысячелетию.

99
00:08:34,702 --> 00:08:36,493
Элейн?

100
00:08:36,493 --> 00:08:37,404
Боб?

101
00:08:37,404 --> 00:08:39,674
Привет. Приятно познакомиться!

102
00:08:39,674 --> 00:08:44,404
Взаимно! У тебя очень приятный голос по телефону, но ты еще и внешне привлекательный.

103
00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:51,908
О, спасибо. И ты тоже. Ну что, пойдем?

104
00:08:51,908 --> 00:08:55,106
Слушай. Я солгала о том, что хочу обедать. Ненавижу свидания за обедом.

105
00:08:55,106 --> 00:08:58,984
Я согласилась только потому, что это безопаснее, чем идти куда-то с незнакомым человеком ночью.

106
00:08:58,984 --> 00:09:02,599
Но теперь, раз мы встретились, забудем про обед. Пусть будет ужин.

107
00:09:02,599 --> 00:09:03,932
Я не против.

108
00:09:03,932 --> 00:09:06,766
Отлично. Тогда в 8 часов можешь забрать меня отсюда. Я закажу столик.

109
00:09:06,766 --> 00:09:09,367
Все вроде просто. До встречи тогда.

110
00:09:09,367 --> 00:09:10,339
До встречи.

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И еще раз приятно познакомиться.

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Мне тоже.

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Довольно живенько прошло.

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Все не так просто, Элли.

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Если хочешь покончить с мистером Идеалом, то тебе придется что-то для этого сделать.

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Ты слышала?

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Что?

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Ничего... Ничего.

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Знаешь, если возникает важный вопрос,

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мы обычно говорим об этом друг другу.

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Ты когда-нибудь...

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Джон, если бы я встретила парня как раз для меня,

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который... был бы увлечен кем-то другим...

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Как сильно, я не знаю... но он бы был тем самым...

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Со мной такое случалось.

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Правда?

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Одна женщина... я был уверен, что мы с ней были...

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Но она все еще... Она уже не встречалась со своим бывшим парнем, но...

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что-то было между ними. Он был моим другом. Но она...

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Я никогда не встречал таких, как она. Она зацепила меня...

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И что ты сделал?

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Ну, я решил не тушеваться и пригласил ее на свидание. Как я мог иначе?

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И что произошло?

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Свидание вылилось в полную катастрофу. Но по крайней мере, я использовал свой шанс.

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Я бы никогда себя не простил, если бы не сделал этого.

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... Катастрофа?

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Полная. Но мы остались друзьями.

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Я даже думаю, что мы - лучшие друзья.

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Я ее знаю?

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Иногда - да, иногда - нет.

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Как это понять?

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Элли - это была ты.

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Я?

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Да, забавно, правда?

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Да.

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Что такое?

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Все в порядке. А что?

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Ты уставилась в зеркало.

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Ты так делаешь, когда что-то не так.

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Может, мне просто нравится на себя смотреть? Не думала об этом?

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Ладно. Можешь не говорить.

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Ладно, ладно, я расскажу.

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Я знаю парня. И на самом деле, знаю очень давно.

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И думаю, он бы мне идеально подошел.

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Но дело в том, что у него... есть подружка.

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Элли, подружки есть всегда. Лучших мужчин уже разобрали.

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Если их не уводить, останешься одна.

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Это как-то...

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Мы говорим о ком-то для приятного свидания

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или о мужчине на всю жизнь? О том самом?

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Последнее. О том самом.

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И из-за чего ты собираешься отступить?

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Вежливости к другой женщине, с который ты даже не дружишь?

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Элли, большинство женщин никогда не встречали такого мужчину,

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не говоря уже о шансе быть с ним. Если это ОН...

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А что если ничего не получится?

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Что если из-за этого разрушатся его отношения с подругой?

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Ты за него переживаешь?

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Ну... да.

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Тогда забудь. Если мы печемся о его интересах, тогда

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не думаю, что тебе стоит к нему приближаться.

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Спасибо, Линг. Ты очень помогла.

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Эй.

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Что это?

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Туфли.

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О, нет. О, Джон. Не говори мне, что твой фетиш - туфли.

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У меня нет...

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Сначала садо-мазо...

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У меня нет никакого фетиша.

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Ну, а для кого туфли?

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Если хочешь знать - для тебя.

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Для меня?

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Да. Надень.

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Ух ты! Красивые! Мне нравится!

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Смотри. Вот для чего они.

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Как это увольняешься?

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Просто. Я просто... ничего не получится.

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Почему?

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Просто не выйдет и все. И спасибо за возможность...

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Сэнди, по-моему, ты должна хотя бы объяснить.

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Ладно. Я думаю, ты - придурок.

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Не пойми неправильно. Ты... фанастический парень,

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под личиной придурка. Но...

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Что-то произошло?

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Я юрист-консультант. Это хорошая работа. Хорошая карьера.

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Я отношусь к этому серьезно, и хочу того же от других.

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И когда адвокат, на которого я работаю,

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расхаживает с моделями, это... это глупо.

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Вы выглядите глупо. И я думаю, от этого глупо выгляжу я.

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Прости. Я не хотел тебя унизить.

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Я знаю. И, как вы и сказали, видимость работает.

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Так что это моя проблема, не ваша.

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Я не хочу, чтобы ты уходила. Я избавлюсь от девочек.

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Билли, я всего лишь ваш помощник. Мне не следует указывать вам...

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Я избавлюсь от девочек. Я хочу, чтобы ты осталась.

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Они не слишком вызывающие?

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На самом деле ... им нужно выглядеть более живыми. И пробужденными.

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Вот так. На самом деле ... Вот.

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Что ты думаешь, Джон? Как выглядит ее грудь?

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Джон! Эй! Как дела?

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В этот раз прошло больше двух минут.

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Все по-прежнему хорошо? Уверена, так и есть!

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Это НЕ легко!!!

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Элли? Ты ведешь себя так ...

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Ты так нервничаешь из-за какой-то дилеммы?

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Я ... Человек, о котором я говорила ...

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Вчера я видела тебя во сне.

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И меня. Вместе. Как пару.

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Мы стояли перед лифтом,

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и ты будто сказал, что мы были

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друг у друга перед носом все это время.

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И меня осенило. И затем я проснулась.

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И меня продолжает осенять, Джон.

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Знаешь, то, как ты можешь видеть мой воображаемый мир,

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и я даже иногда могу слышать Барри Уайта.

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И пару недель тому назад ты сам описал себя как специалиста-одиночку.

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И ты сказал что-то о том, что я вытащила тебя наружу.

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И я осознала, что ... ты вытащил меня наружу.

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Такие многие грани меня, которыми я ...

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слишком смущаюсь или боюсь делиться с кем-либо другим.

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И мне так легко делиться ими с тобой.

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Я не могу это отбросить.

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И эти чертовы "Айкеттс", которые ходят вокруг, преследуют меня,

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поют о том, как легко влюбиться. ...

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Я не могу это отбросить. И потом, когда ты сказал то, что сказал ...

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Нэлл. Привет!

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Привет!

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*Мы были друзьями так долго*

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Не видела, куда пошел Джон?

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Он только что пробежал мимо. Сказал, что встретится со мной в баре.

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*Я разделю с тобой то, что у меня есть*

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О, бар. Самое время, я полагаю.

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*Но когда ты путаешься с парнем, которого я люблю...*

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Да.
*Пора провести черту*

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Ты опоздала. Где ты была?

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Занималась парнями... То есть работой.

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Все в порядке?

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Да.

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Ты говорила с Пряником?

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Только что. Он убежал.

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Ты испугала его.

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Я думаю, с моей стороны эгоистично было говорить что-либо.

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У него все так хорошо с Нэлл.

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О, я тебя прошу.

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Как все может быть хорошо с длинной,

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блондинистой, самодовольной стервой?

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Ну, Рене. Почему бы тебе не сказать то, что ты чувствуешь на самом деле?

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О, да!

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Я прекрасно провела время!

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О, я тоже! Восхитительно, честно говоря.

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Ты довольно классная, Элейн.

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Итак, я дам тебе свой номер, да?

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Да. Домашний, мобильный, и твой пейджер, и е-мейл ...а это что?

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Моя школа.

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Они всегда знают, как отслеживать меня, чтобы попросить деньги.

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Что ж, спокойной ночи.

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Да ладно, я думал ...

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ночь только началась.

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Сейчас без пятнадцати двенадцать, понедельник.

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Я имел в виду, вино...

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Мне необходимо выпить чашечку кофе, прежде чем я пойду домой. Это так...

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Тебе надо пройти всего три квартала.

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Я хочу тебя.

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Очень мило.

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Боб.

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Я не понимаю. Я думал, что нравлюсь тебе.

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Так и есть. Но это первое свидание.

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О, с Дэнни О'Коннелом на первом свидании ты ...

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Дэнни о'Коннел рассказывал тебе о нашем свидании?

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Нет. Нет ... Только ...

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Что случилось после свидания?

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Общий знакомый, который дал тебе мой номер, был Дэнни о'Коннел?

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Да.

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Ну ... спокойной ночи.

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Послушай. Могу я спросить кое-что?

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Наше свидание... мы вроде как подходим друг другу.

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Действительно подходим. Я хочу сказать, Дэнни сказал, что вы развлеклись, но это не так.

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Так почему его ты пригласила к себе, а меня нет?

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Потому что ты и я действительно подходим друг другу.

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Я подумала ... Неважно.

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Итак, правильно ли я понял,

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я, возможно, нравлюсь тебе больше, чем Дэнни,

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и теперь я наказан за это?

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Разве это справедливо? Я должен зайти.

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Спокойной ночи, Боб.

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Билли?

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Сегодня ты ходишь вроде как голым?

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У меня нет встреч на сегодня. Что-нибудь еще?

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Нет.

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Ну и хорошо.

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Элли, показания Талбота отменяются.

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Они внезапно решили пойти на мировую,

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и судья назначил совещание.

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Что ж, это просто отлично.

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Да. Я знала, что ты обрадуешься.

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Что-то не так?

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Ничего.

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Элейн? Как прошло свидание?

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Отлично. Все прошло как по маслу.

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Он был как лосось, который плывает против течения для нереста.

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Я вернусь через секунду.

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Джон! Привет, милый. Все в порядке?

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Да, отлично. Ричард!

314
00:23:12,814 --> 00:23:18,360
Мне надо поговорить с тобой. Это важно.

315
00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:21,383
Неужели люди считают меня неразборчивой?

316
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:24,903
Именно так ты себя и выставляешь.

317
00:23:25,903 --> 00:23:27,366
Что случилось?

318
00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:28,162
Ничего.

319
00:23:28,162 --> 00:23:30,931
Что случилось?

320
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,618
Свидание проходило отлично. Это был первый парень,

321
00:23:33,618 --> 00:23:35,051
с которым я была за долгое время.

322
00:23:35,051 --> 00:23:37,513
Ну, и я подумала ... ты знаешь.

323
00:23:37,513 --> 00:23:38,633
Он был "Возможно"?

324
00:23:38,633 --> 00:23:41,038
Да. Но, как выяснилось, он пригласил меня,

325
00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:42,566
потому что кто-то, с кем я когда-то встретилась,

326
00:23:42,566 --> 00:23:44,155
сказал ему, что он трахнул меня на первом свидании.

327
00:23:44,155 --> 00:23:47,193
Оу! Тогда он пресмыкающееся. А не "Возможно".

328
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:49,015
Да.

329
00:23:50,015 --> 00:23:51,847
Элейн?

330
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:57,909
Ты права, Элли. Он был пресмыкающимся. Это не должно меня беспокоить.

331
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,028
Она так и сказала?

332
00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:02,972
Да.

333
00:24:02,972 --> 00:24:04,922
То, что она видела сон, еще не значит...

334
00:24:04,922 --> 00:24:06,063
Нет! Это был не сон.

335
00:24:06,063 --> 00:24:10,433
Она предложила, чтобы мы попробовали стать парой.

336
00:24:10,433 --> 00:24:13,985
И Ричард, вынужден признать, что я всегда испытывал чувства к Элли.

337
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:15,298
Вот это озарение.

338
00:24:15,298 --> 00:24:17,597
Джон, тут есть некоторые этические соображения.

339
00:24:17,597 --> 00:24:19,936
Единственный вопрос, который ты должен себе задать, это:

340
00:24:19,936 --> 00:24:22,392
сможешь ли ты переспать с Элли так, чтобы не заметила Нэлл?

341
00:24:22,392 --> 00:24:23,240
Если ты...

342
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:24,019
Не в этом дело!

343
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:26,565
Я люблю Нэлл. Правда! Но Элли ...

344
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:30,499
Я всегда размышлял о нашей особой связи.

345
00:24:30,499 --> 00:24:31,976
Это может быть глубже, гораздо глубже.

346
00:24:31,976 --> 00:24:33,799
Я не знаю этого. Это чувство.

347
00:24:33,799 --> 00:24:36,355
И риск исследовать это чувство заключается в том,

348
00:24:36,355 --> 00:24:37,685
что я испытываю чувства и к Нэлл.

349
00:24:37,685 --> 00:24:38,632
Ты понимаешь?

350
00:24:38,632 --> 00:24:40,536
Да. Ты хочешь усидеть на двух стульях. Это не...

351
00:24:40,536 --> 00:24:42,570
Ты можешь выслушать меня серьезно, черт побери?

352
00:24:42,570 --> 00:24:48,044
Джон ... кого ты хочешь больше?

353
00:24:48,044 --> 00:24:51,687
Я не знаю. Я не знаю точно, какие отношения могут быть с Элли.

354
00:24:51,687 --> 00:24:55,172
И, если быть честным, я не до конца еще исследовал свои отношения с Нэлл.

355
00:24:55,172 --> 00:24:57,826
Ну так исследуй Нэлл сегодня, а завтра займись спелеологией с Элли...

356
00:24:57,826 --> 00:24:59,314
Знаешь, для тебя ведь все так просто, правда?

357
00:24:59,314 --> 00:25:01,900
Секс, секс, секс, секс, секс!

358
00:25:01,900 --> 00:25:04,087
Это подбородок Виппер против коленки Линг?

359
00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:10,243
Так вот, твоя "рыба" слишком поверхностна, черт побери! ... Секс, секс!

360
00:25:10,243 --> 00:25:15,125
Рыба поверхностна? ...Мне это нравится!

361
00:25:22,493 --> 00:25:26,048
Джорджия, привет! Мы скучали по тебе!

362
00:25:26,048 --> 00:25:28,756
Ну да.

363
00:25:28,756 --> 00:25:31,216
Джорджия? ...Здравствуй.

364
00:25:31,216 --> 00:25:35,399
Здравствуй. Это для тебя.

365
00:25:38,399 --> 00:25:40,296
Ты подаешь на развод?

366
00:25:40,296 --> 00:25:41,720
Рене будет меня представлять.

367
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:43,600
Как только найдешь адвоката, дай мне знать,

368
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,719
чтобы договориться об их встрече.

369
00:25:44,719 --> 00:25:46,195
Ты вот так просто подаешь на развод?

370
00:25:46,195 --> 00:25:46,987
Да.

371
00:25:46,987 --> 00:25:48,239
И ты захотела вручить мне бумаги сама?

372
00:25:48,239 --> 00:25:52,733
Да.

373
00:26:05,221 --> 00:26:07,876
Могу я что-нибудь сделать?

374
00:26:07,876 --> 00:26:10,245
Нет.

375
00:26:10,245 --> 00:26:13,292
Мне очень жаль.

376
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:15,275
Да.

377
00:26:22,966 --> 00:26:24,200
Я чувствую себя ужасно.

378
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:29,038
Элли, чтобы получить то, что ты заслуживаешь, тебе надо сделать смелые шаги.

379
00:26:29,038 --> 00:26:31,665
И я заслужила то, что заслужила, так?

380
00:26:31,665 --> 00:26:32,804
Абсолютно.

381
00:26:32,804 --> 00:26:34,201
Я должна получить то, что мне причитается.

382
00:26:34,201 --> 00:26:36,131
Прямо сейчас!

383
00:26:47,369 --> 00:26:50,054
Линг, привет. Что случилось?

384
00:26:50,054 --> 00:26:52,730
Это ты мне скажи, Элли.

385
00:26:52,730 --> 00:26:53,877
Прости?

386
00:26:53,877 --> 00:26:55,828
Я вычислила. У меня нюх на такие вещи.

387
00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:59,413
Любовь всей твоей жизни - это маленький-смешной-человечек.

388
00:26:59,413 --> 00:27:00,129
Кто?

389
00:27:00,129 --> 00:27:01,824
Нэлл моя подруга, Элли. Моя лучшая подруга.

390
00:27:01,824 --> 00:27:03,840
И если ты думаешь, что я буду сидеть и смотреть, как ты уводишь этого...

391
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:04,370
Линг! Я...

392
00:27:04,370 --> 00:27:06,488
Ты даже не уверена, нравятся ли тебе мужчины. Тебе не следует преследовать чужих...

393
00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:07,526
Мне нравятся мужчины!

394
00:27:07,526 --> 00:27:08,504
Дай мне свою ногу! ...

395
00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:09,897
Нет, я не собираюсь давать тебе свою ногу! ...

396
00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:16,521
Боже. ...Стоп, прекрати это! ...

397
00:27:19,521 --> 00:27:20,992
Где ты научилась ...

398
00:27:20,992 --> 00:27:22,149
О, неважно.

399
00:27:22,149 --> 00:27:23,194
Элли, не делай этого.

400
00:27:23,194 --> 00:27:25,036
Я ничего не делаю! Я ничего не сделала!

401
00:27:25,036 --> 00:27:29,866
Так что уходи!

402
00:27:35,435 --> 00:27:36,168
Можно взять Джона.

403
00:27:36,168 --> 00:27:38,674
Но для развода я бы взял Нэлл. Она будет лучшим выбором.

404
00:27:38,674 --> 00:27:41,225
Я хочу команду. Я не позволю ей опустить меня до уборщика.

405
00:27:41,225 --> 00:27:44,026
Мы все к твоим услугам. Элейн?

406
00:27:44,026 --> 00:27:49,349
Эй, мне нравится твой новый стиль! Сейчас проходят дни монахинь?

407
00:27:49,349 --> 00:27:52,127
Ричард, иди к черту.

408
00:27:54,127 --> 00:27:56,405
Она взбесилась? Или мне должно там понравиться?

409
00:27:56,405 --> 00:27:58,480
Не имею ни малейшего понятия.

410
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,822
Женщины... Я думаю, они все сумасшедшие, Билли.

411
00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:15,258
Элейн? Я что-то не то сказал?

412
00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:18,773
Нет, это просто ... Это неважно.

413
00:28:18,773 --> 00:28:20,973
Может, хочешь о чем-то поговорить?

414
00:28:20,973 --> 00:28:22,795
Потому что, знаешь, я могу позвать Элли, или ...

415
00:28:22,795 --> 00:28:25,112
или, может быть, Джона?

416
00:28:27,112 --> 00:28:30,637
Ричард, если бы надо было описать меня одним словом,

417
00:28:30,637 --> 00:28:32,324
какое это будет слово?

418
00:28:32,324 --> 00:28:35,593
Ну ... блондинка.

419
00:28:35,593 --> 00:28:38,424
Как насчет прилагательного, чтобы описать мою личность?

420
00:28:38,424 --> 00:28:40,767
А, ясно. Веселая.

421
00:28:40,767 --> 00:28:42,920
Именно это слово? Веселая?

422
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:44,650
Умная.

423
00:28:45,650 --> 00:28:49,234
А если твой друг захочет со мной встретиться, и меня надо описать одним словом?

424
00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:50,354
Какое слово это будет?

425
00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,768
О, это легко.

426
00:28:52,768 --> 00:28:55,543
Ну, какое слово?

427
00:28:55,543 --> 00:28:58,885
Доступная.

428
00:28:58,885 --> 00:29:01,370
Спасибо.

429
00:29:01,370 --> 00:29:03,204
Элейн?

430
00:29:03,204 --> 00:29:06,021
Именно поэтому мужчины встречаются со мной, Ричард:

431
00:29:06,021 --> 00:29:07,365
потому что я легкодоступна.

432
00:29:07,365 --> 00:29:09,484
Потому что они думают, что я легкодоступна.

433
00:29:09,484 --> 00:29:10,771
Но я не такая. Понятно?

434
00:29:10,771 --> 00:29:14,067
Ты можешь распространить это чертово слово. Я не легкодоступна.

435
00:29:14,067 --> 00:29:15,438
Проповедь для хора, Элейн.

436
00:29:15,438 --> 00:29:21,103
Я люблю шлюшек. ...

437
00:29:21,103 --> 00:29:25,399
Отлично. Теперь она проходит какой-то кризис!

438
00:29:37,865 --> 00:29:39,311
Джон?

439
00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:43,568
О, Элли. Привет. Я просто... сжимал свою голову.

440
00:29:44,568 --> 00:29:52,281
Мне очень-очень жаль. Я ... я просто хотела, чтобы ты знал,

441
00:29:52,281 --> 00:29:55,494
что я глубоко уважаю тебя и Нэлл как пару,

442
00:29:55,494 --> 00:30:00,229
и я никогда не сделаю ничего, чтобы ...

443
00:30:00,229 --> 00:30:03,823
В общем, было несправедливо поступить так, как поступила я.

444
00:30:03,823 --> 00:30:05,233
Поступить как? Быть честной?

445
00:30:05,233 --> 00:30:09,901
Да. Иногда честность может быть эгоистичной.

446
00:30:09,901 --> 00:30:13,591
Элли, это даже не расстроило бы меня, если бы я не ...

447
00:30:13,591 --> 00:30:16,683
Ты не ... что?

448
00:30:16,683 --> 00:30:21,212
Что-то незаметно происходило само собой уже долгое время.

449
00:30:21,212 --> 00:30:23,410
Мы говорили о том, что мы родственные души;

450
00:30:23,410 --> 00:30:26,714
мы говорили о фактах, с которыми мы оба сталкивались;

451
00:30:26,714 --> 00:30:28,658
как мы принимаем то, что мы странные;

452
00:30:28,658 --> 00:30:31,421
как мы оба живем в наших внутренних мирах.

453
00:30:31,421 --> 00:30:34,533
Все эти довольно странные вещи, которые нас объединяют...

454
00:30:34,533 --> 00:30:36,266
И, по крайней мере, на некотором бессознательном уровне,

455
00:30:36,266 --> 00:30:41,350
я уверен, мы оба задумывались о том, что, возможно, ты и я созданы друг для друга.

456
00:30:41,350 --> 00:30:44,845
Ты даже не заикался, когда говорил это.

457
00:30:44,845 --> 00:30:46,346
Я только что от доктора Флотт.

458
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:50,333
Она помогла мне сфокусироваться на том, чего я действительно хочу в жизни.

459
00:30:50,333 --> 00:30:54,620
И когда я сидел напротив нее, я с поразительной ясностью понял.

460
00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:57,391
Это общее безумие, которое мы разделяем с тобой,

461
00:30:57,391 --> 00:31:01,596
связь наших внутренних миров... Я знаю, чего хочу.

462
00:31:01,596 --> 00:31:03,888
Правда?

463
00:31:03,888 --> 00:31:09,426
Я хочу, чтобы Нэлл была моей девушкой, а ты моим психотерапевтом.

464
00:31:15,358 --> 00:31:20,391
Знаешь, эта идея рискнуть нашей дружбой и попробовать стать парой, это ...

465
00:31:20,391 --> 00:31:23,936
это безумие, на которое я не способен.

466
00:31:23,936 --> 00:31:27,628
Да ... Да. Отлично.

467
00:31:27,628 --> 00:31:32,154
Да. Ну что, друзья навек?

468
00:31:32,154 --> 00:31:37,978
Да.

469
00:31:50,300 --> 00:31:54,724
Элейн? Ты выглядишь как ...старая дева.

470
00:31:54,724 --> 00:31:57,578
Билли смог измениться. И я смогу.

471
00:31:57,578 --> 00:32:01,127
Привет! Ну и утро!

472
00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:06,034
О, я только сказала "Утро", я не говорила, что оно доброе.

473
00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:09,435
Нэлл, раз уж ты здесь, и просто из любопытства -

474
00:32:09,435 --> 00:32:12,268
как ты думаешь, как женщины здесь относятся ко мне?

475
00:32:12,268 --> 00:32:19,263
Мне кажется, никак, Элейн.

476
00:32:19,263 --> 00:32:20,529
Это было очень мило.

477
00:32:20,529 --> 00:32:22,702
Что случилось у всех с чувством юмора в последнее время?

478
00:32:22,702 --> 00:32:30,062
Жизнь это не смешно! Как ты можешь этого не видеть?

479
00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:44,006
Элли, ты до сих пор думаешь об этом? Не смей!

480
00:32:50,412 --> 00:32:53,178
Элли, доброе утро!

481
00:32:53,178 --> 00:32:55,660
Что это за чушь насчет доброго утра?

482
00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:56,797
Все в порядке?

483
00:32:56,797 --> 00:32:59,221
А как же иначе? Я только что получила тебя в пациенты,

484
00:32:59,221 --> 00:33:04,453
так что дела не могут идти лучше, не так ли, Джон?

485
00:33:04,453 --> 00:33:09,182
Ты явно расстроена моим решением.

486
00:33:11,182 --> 00:33:14,982
Нет, я ... я думаю, ты сделал правильный выбор, на самом деле.

487
00:33:14,982 --> 00:33:16,454
Элли, нет необходимости говорить тебе,

488
00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,914
насколько я восхищаюсь тобой и уважаю тебя.

489
00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:24,017
Да, да. Знаешь, мне просто любопытно,

490
00:33:24,017 --> 00:33:29,097
каким образом эта "ясность" пришла к тебе?

491
00:33:29,097 --> 00:33:34,528
Ну, давай признаем - я странный. У меня куча маленьких эксцентричностей.

492
00:33:34,528 --> 00:33:37,784
И... я признаю это, я странный парень.

493
00:33:37,784 --> 00:33:41,974
И в качестве партнера мне нужен кто-то, кто немного приземлит меня.

494
00:33:41,974 --> 00:33:44,853
А ты еще больший безумец, чем я...

495
00:33:44,853 --> 00:33:46,003
О, я безумец?

496
00:33:46,003 --> 00:33:47,615
Ну, ... я сказал это ласкательно ...

497
00:33:47,615 --> 00:33:49,848
О, Джон, никто не может быть большим безумцем, чем ты.

498
00:33:49,848 --> 00:33:51,887
О, постой. Тебе не обязательно становиться противной.

499
00:33:51,887 --> 00:33:54,188
Сколько еще людей смотрят в зеркало и видят Барри Уайта?

500
00:33:54,188 --> 00:33:55,199
Помимо Барри.

501
00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,998
Так что не называй меня безумцем, спасибо тебе большое.

502
00:33:56,998 --> 00:34:00,017
Я хотя бы знаю, что на самом деле его там нет. Чего не скажешь о тебе и Эл Грине.

503
00:34:00,017 --> 00:34:01,636
Эй, насколько галлюцинации...

504
00:34:01,636 --> 00:34:02,871
Уга-чака, уга-чака.

505
00:34:02,871 --> 00:34:04,878
Ты не видела тут бегающих младенцев?

506
00:34:04,878 --> 00:34:06,048
Знаешь что, Джон?

507
00:34:06,048 --> 00:34:08,100
Когда ты пишешь свои речи, твои ноги воняют.

508
00:34:08,566 --> 00:34:09,427
Никто не хочет тебе говорить,

509
00:34:09,427 --> 00:34:10,869
потому что боятся, что твой нос будет свистеть.

510
00:34:10,869 --> 00:34:12,598
О, как мило. Одно маленькое возражение,

511
00:34:12,598 --> 00:34:13,760
и вот во что ты превратилась.

512
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,390
Почему бы тебе не пок-пок-пок-покинуть помещение?

513
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,171
Ты маленький-смешной-человечек!

514
00:34:18,171 --> 00:34:25,932
О, смайл-терапия. Что за бред!

515
00:34:32,519 --> 00:34:40,343
Элейн? Я извиняюсь. Я чудесно провел время.

516
00:34:40,343 --> 00:34:41,850
Элейн, я думаю, ты тоже.

517
00:34:41,850 --> 00:34:44,756
И почему все надо бросать только потому, что ...

518
00:34:44,756 --> 00:34:46,556
Знаешь, я бы попробовал еще раз ...

519
00:34:46,556 --> 00:34:47,984
побыть идеальным джентельменом.

520
00:34:47,984 --> 00:34:51,910
Не надо, Боб. Ты или джентельмен, или нет.

521
00:34:51,910 --> 00:34:52,564
Элейн...

522
00:34:52,564 --> 00:34:54,574
Я не пойду с тобой на свидание.

523
00:34:54,574 --> 00:34:56,614
Не делай из меня злодея.

524
00:34:56,614 --> 00:35:00,228
У тебя сложилось мнение обо мне, у меня сложилось мнение о тебе. Поэтому мы встретились.

525
00:35:00,228 --> 00:35:08,836
И мы оба ошиблись. А теперь уходи.

526
00:35:24,941 --> 00:35:30,263
Еще раз прости. Я знаю, ты был прав.

527
00:35:30,263 --> 00:35:31,620
Да?

528
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,960
Я хочу сказать, мы ...

529
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,017
Мы чуть не подрались от одной только перспективы отношений.

530
00:35:36,017 --> 00:35:38,679
Да... Думаю, мы никогда раньше не обзывали друг друга.

531
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:42,737
Ты знаешь, что все мои слова были от обиды?

532
00:35:42,737 --> 00:35:45,210
Знаю.

533
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,738
Мне до сих пор нравится, что ты странный.

534
00:35:48,738 --> 00:35:52,815
И мне до сих пор нравятся все твои эксцентричности и ....

535
00:35:52,815 --> 00:35:58,499
и я до сих пор люблю тебя как друга.

536
00:35:58,499 --> 00:36:02,179
Как ты думаешь, о чем на самом деле был тот сон?

537
00:36:02,179 --> 00:36:05,989
Не уверена. Может быть, я ...

538
00:36:05,989 --> 00:36:12,160
Я настолько изголодалась по близости любого рода, что ...

539
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:17,347
могла перепутать близость дружбы с чем-то вроде этого ...

540
00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:18,977
Я не знаю.

541
00:36:19,257 --> 00:36:27,647
Что я знаю - мысль о потере тебя как друга, лучшего друга,

542
00:36:27,647 --> 00:36:31,279
просто немыслима.

543
00:36:31,279 --> 00:36:34,795
Да. Для меня тоже.

544
00:36:34,795 --> 00:36:40,812
Так что, перемирие?

545
00:36:40,812 --> 00:36:46,283
Переговоры.

546
00:37:23,951 --> 00:37:25,673
Это выглядит немного шаблонно.

547
00:37:25,673 --> 00:37:28,821
С принесенными бумагами о разводе сидеть за барной стойкой?

548
00:37:28,821 --> 00:37:31,256
Я должен быть там, танцуя с Ричардом?

549
00:37:31,256 --> 00:37:33,556
Это было бы еще более шаблонно.

550
00:37:33,556 --> 00:37:39,040
Ты хорошая девушка, Сэнди. Я бы пригласил тебя потанцевать, но ...

551
00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:43,032
Я собираюсь домой. Вам что-нибудь еще надо наверху?

552
00:37:43,032 --> 00:37:46,489
Нет. Я тоже собираюсь. Я тебя провожу.

553
00:37:46,489 --> 00:37:48,358
И это все, что вы сделаете.

554
00:37:48,358 --> 00:37:54,184
Это все, что я предлагаю.

555
00:38:06,936 --> 00:38:09,602
У меня в глаза попала тушь или еще что-то.

556
00:38:15,602 --> 00:38:20,273
Ты часто спишь с мужчинами на первом свидании?

557
00:38:20,273 --> 00:38:22,213
Нет.

558
00:38:22,213 --> 00:38:24,807
Тогда тот парень неправильно понял.

559
00:38:24,807 --> 00:38:27,079
Только подумай, что думает обо мне тот парень из автомойки.

560
00:38:27,079 --> 00:38:29,546
Это было не в твоем характере, Элли.

561
00:38:29,546 --> 00:38:33,262
Что касается меня, неважно, сплю я или нет,

562
00:38:33,262 --> 00:38:38,385
моя репутация ... Возможно, это что-то в моем характере.

563
00:38:38,385 --> 00:38:39,850
Элейн, ты ...

564
00:38:39,850 --> 00:38:43,261
ты наслаждаешься, выставляя себя сексуальной личностью.

565
00:38:43,261 --> 00:38:46,296
И если кто-то неправильно это истолковывает и думает, что ты шлюха,

566
00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:48,379
он просто неправильно понимает.

567
00:38:48,379 --> 00:38:54,784
Вот и все. Это не значит, что ты теперь должна одеваться так.

568
00:38:54,784 --> 00:38:59,875
Нет смысла вести себя так, как, на твой взгляд, ждут от тебя другие люди.

569
00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:03,840
А правда в том, что я восхищаюсь тобой.

570
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,348
Да, как же.

571
00:39:05,348 --> 00:39:07,023
Нет, та лекция, которую ты прочла мне в прошлом году

572
00:39:07,023 --> 00:39:08,993
о том, как ты любишь свою жизнь;

573
00:39:08,993 --> 00:39:13,198
что не все мечтают быть докторами, или адвокатами, или ...

574
00:39:13,198 --> 00:39:17,271
Почему, ты думаешь, я спела ту песню на Рождественской вечеринке в прошлом году?

575
00:39:17,271 --> 00:39:19,717
Я хотела быть тобой на один вечер.

576
00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:20,547
Да ладно.

577
00:39:20,547 --> 00:39:29,206
И сколько ты знаешь людей, которые маринуют свою одежду в феромонах?

578
00:39:29,206 --> 00:39:37,924
Ты оптимистка. Вот кем я хотела быть, когда вырасту.

579
00:39:37,924 --> 00:39:40,323
Я одинока.

580
00:39:43,323 --> 00:39:51,035
Да... Я тоже... Есть вещи и похуже.

581
00:39:51,035 --> 00:39:55,957
Да... Например?

582
00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:59,689
Я боялась, что ты спросишь.

583
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:03,806
Могу я подумать над этим за ужином, если я угощаю?

584
00:40:03,806 --> 00:40:05,555
Полагаю, что да.

585
00:40:07,912 --> 00:40:12,255
Ты был ужасно задумчивым последнее время. Есть что-то, что тебя тревожит?

586
00:40:12,255 --> 00:40:12,935
Нет.

587
00:40:12,935 --> 00:40:15,297
Джон, что-то явно происходит.

588
00:40:15,297 --> 00:40:16,888
Ничего, что нам надо было бы обсудить, Нэлл.

589
00:40:16,888 --> 00:40:19,308
Ничего, что надо обсудить?

590
00:40:19,308 --> 00:40:21,494
Мы пара. Пары не имеют секретов друг от друга.

591
00:40:21,494 --> 00:40:22,587
Иногда имеют.

592
00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:25,815
Ну, я не знаю, смогу ли я смириться с этим.

593
00:40:25,815 --> 00:40:27,152
Ты хочешь узнать большой секрет?

594
00:40:27,152 --> 00:40:29,248
Да, хочу.

595
00:40:32,258 --> 00:40:34,258
Я люблю тебя.

597
00:40:48,278 --> 00:40:55,278
Примечание:
"Элейн, ты выглядишь как мисс Хэтэуэй" - персонаж старого американского телесериала "The Beverly Hillbillies",
героиней которого являлась старая дева мисс Хэтэуэй в исполнении Нэнси Джейн Калп.