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The reason I asked you to brunch. . .
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. . .is because I've been thinking
about my maid of honor.
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Oh, my God. This is it. Oh.
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I hope it's you.
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-I hope it's you.
-Me too.
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First of all,
I love you both so much.
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-You're both so important to me.
-Blah, blah, blah. Who is it?
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I was thinking we could
come up with a system. . .
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. . .where we trade off
being maid of honor.
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-Hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine--
-Yes! Oh.
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Hypothetically.
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Still.
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If Phoebe were mine, Rachel would
be Phoebe's, I'd be Rachel's.
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We all get to do it
and no one gets upset.
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-That's a pretty good idea.
-I'll do that. So, who's yours?
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Well, that's the best part.
You guys get to decide.
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-Why is that the best part?
-I don't have to.
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Of course we'll help you decide.
We'll do anything we can to help you.
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I'd like to make a toast.
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To the future Mrs. Chandler Bing. . .
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. . .my best friend and truly one
of the nicest people that--
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-Really not deciding.
-Fine.
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Excuse me,
I couldn't help overhearing.
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-You're marrying Chandler Bing?
-Yeah.
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Good luck!
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Oh, and good luck to you too!
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What a nice lady.
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The One With Nap Partners
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Yeah!
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-Die Hard, still great.
-Yep.
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Let's make it a double feature?
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What else you rent?
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Die Hard 2.
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Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again.
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Well, we'll watch it a second time
and it's Die Hard 2.
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-Joey, we just saw it.
-And?
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It would be cool to see it again!
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-Yeah! Die Hard!
-Die Hard!
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Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah, I just got plans.
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Well, John McClane had plans.
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-Hey, Rachel.
-Yeah?
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When I get married,
will you be my maid of honor?
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Really?
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Oh, my God, Phoebe.
I mean I'm just--
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Wait a minute.
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If I'm your maid of honor,
that means that you are Monica's.
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Oh.
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Well, if that's what you want.
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No way, Phoebe.
I want to be Monica's.
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-Why does it even matter?
-Why does it matter to you?
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Because this one is now.
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And it's two of our best friends.
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And who knows what you're gonna marry.
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What if I marry Ross? Or Joey?
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You wouldn't.
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Okay, look, Rachel.
I know you really want to do this. . .
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. . .but I've never been
maid of honor to anyone before.
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I know you've done it at least twice.
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-Yeah, but Phoebe--
-Please let me finish.
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I guess that was it.
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Okay.
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Since you've never done it before,
you can be Monica's maid of honor.
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Oh, thank you so much!
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Yay.
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I'm gonna marry someone good.
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Oh, I know.
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Better than Chandler.
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-What happened?
-I don't know.
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We fell asleep. That is all.
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Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.
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All right, well, I'd better go.
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-I think that would be best.
-Yeah.
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-I'll talk to you later.
-Okay.
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-But not about this.
-No, never. Never!
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-Bye.
-No touch. No touch.
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Hey, a weird thing happened at brunch.
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This woman overheard that
I was marrying you. . .
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. . .and she wished me good luck.
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That's sweet.
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No, it was more like a "good luck. "
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So, what did this woman look like?
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She was, like, 30,
dark hair, attractive.
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Any chance you were looking into a
bright, shiny thing called a mirror?
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Was it someone you dated in college?
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No, I only dated two girls
in college. . .
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. . .both blond, both not attractive.
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Let me check this out.
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-What are you doing?
-Well, let's see.
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Okay, is that her?
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Oh, my God, yes!
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-Who is she?
-Julie Graff, my camp girlfriend.
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Did you break up with her?
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No, we're still together.
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We went out for two summers
and then I broke up with her.
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-Why?
-She came back the third summer. . .
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. . .and she'd gotten really fa--
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-Fat?
-I did not say fat.
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I said fa--
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You broke up with a girl
because she was fat?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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But it was a really long time ago.
Does she still feel bad?
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Apparently she does.
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You know what they say:
"Elephants never forget. "
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Seriously, good luck marrying me.
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Hey, what's going on?
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She's Monica's maid of honor.
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Hope it goes better than the last time
you did it for that girl downstairs.
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You have been maid of honor before?
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You see? This is exactly why
you shouldn't lie.
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That's it. I am maid of honor.
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-No, I am.
-How come you are?
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Because I cared enough to lie.
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Hey, I could help you decide
who should do it.
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We could have an audition.
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See how you'd handle
maid-of-honor-type situations.
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-What do you mean?
-When I want a job. . .
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. . .I audition and if I'm the best
of the people they see. . .
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. . .I get the part.
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So, okay, so after this audition,
who decides who gets it?
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Oh, me and Ross can be the judges.
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-It's better than us deciding.
-Oh, this is crazy.
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-Can't we just flip a coin?
-No, coins hate me.
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Okay, fine. You know what?
We will let Ross and Joey decide.
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Hi!
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Ross, sweetie.
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Hey there, handsome thing.
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Wow, this cologne really is
every bit as good as Giorgio.
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Hey.
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Just brought back your videos.
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Hey, Ross. Look, I think
we need to talk about before.
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No. No, we don't.
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Yes, we do.
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Now, look.
That was the best nap I ever had.
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I don't know what
you're talking about.
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Come on, admit it.
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That was the best nap you ever had.
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I've had better.
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Okay. When?
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All right! All right!
It was the best nap ever!
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I said it, okay?
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But it's over, Joey!
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I want to do it again.
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We can't do it again.
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-Why not?
-Because it's weird!
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Fine.
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You want a drink?
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-Sure. What do you got?
-Warm milk and Excedrin PM.
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Chandler.
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I just figured out who you are.
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Can you figure out what I'm doing?
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-You're Louis Posen.
-Who?
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He was my best friend in fifth grade.
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One day, I asked him to be
my boyfriend and he said no.
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Do you know why?
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Because you kept talking to him while
he was trying to go to the bathroom?
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No, but because he thought
I was too fa--
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Every time I think about it,
I feel as bad as I did then.
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I really think you should
apologize to Julie.
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Honey, are you kidding?
That was like 1 6 years ago.
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It would make me feel better
if Louis apologized to me.
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I'll do it. But I warn you,
this may make me a better person.
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And that is not the man
you fell in love with.
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Okay, we'll give you hypothetical
maid-of-honor situations.
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You'll be scored
on a scale of one to ten.
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-One being the highest.
-Ten is the highest.
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-Why is 1 0 the highest?
-Because it's the highest.
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Okay, Rachel, you're up first.
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Situation number one:
You're with Monica.
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The wedding is about to start
when Monica gets cold feet. Go!
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I don't want to marry Chandler.
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-I've got cold feet.
-It's gonna be okay.
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One man the rest of my life?
I don't know.
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This means I'll never
get to sleep with Joey.
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Look, Monica. . .
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. . .getting cold feet is very common.
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It's just because
of all the anticipation.
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And you just have to remember
that you love Chandler.
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And also, I ran out on a wedding.
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You don't get to keep the gifts.
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Drawing on your own experience.
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Very good.
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Yes, very nice, Rachel.
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Thank you, judges.
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-Kiss ass.
-Oh.
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-Okay, Phoebe.
-Yes, Your Honor.
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We're now in the ceremony.
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Monica is about to say, "I do" . . .
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. . .when her drunk uncle
starts yelling.
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What do you do? Go!
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When Monica was a little girl. . .
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. . .I remember that--
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Ow!
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-Very good!
-Oh.
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Yes, excellent. Perfect score.
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She just made a scene
in the middle of the ceremony!
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Hey, you want
a little taste of Pheebs?
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It is time for you to give
your maid-of-honor speech.
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We haven't even prepared--
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-Go!
-Okay, okay, okay.
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Webster's Dictionary
defines marriage as--
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Okay, no! Forget that! That sucks!
Okay, never mind. Forget it.
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I met-- I met Monica when we were
just a couple of 6-year-olds. . .
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. . .and became friends with Chandler
when he was 25. . .
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. . .although he seemed
like a 6-year-old.
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Oh.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I've known them
separately and together.
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To know them as a couple is to know
that you are in the presence of love.
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So I would like to raise my glass. . .
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. . .to Monica and Chandler. . .
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. . .and the beautiful adventure they
are about to embark upon together.
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I can think of no two people
better prepared for the journey.
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Wow.
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-Great speech.
-Yeah, it really was.
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Oh, thanks.
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Okay, Phoebe, I guess you're next.
Although I really don't see the point.
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Okay.
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I can't believe that Monica
and Chandler are getting married.
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I remember talking
about this day with Rachel. . .
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. . .while we were
showering together, naked.
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And she's back in the game!
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Julie. Hi.
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Chandler Bing.
I guess you remember me.
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Hello, Skidmark.
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It's a nickname. I'll explain later.
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It's pretty clear.
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I owe you a long, overdue apology.
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I shouldn't have broken up with you
because of your weight.
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That's why you broke up with me?
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You didn't know that?
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Well, I guess my work here is done.
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First of all, I would like to say
you both performed very well, okay?
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You should be proud.
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And I'd also like to say, in this
competition, there are no losers.
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Well, except Rachel. Damn it!
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Really? I won.
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-What?
-I'm sorry, Rach, it was really close.
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-Well, then I demand a recount!
-Actually, it wasn't that close.
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You know what?
Your thing was so stupid anyway.
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We're gonna flip a coin, all right?
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Heads.
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What? The coins have
finally forgiven me!
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Know what? I hope Monica
forgives you after you throw her. . .
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. . .vegetarian-voodoo-goddess-circle-y
shower.
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Rach, it's gonna be okay.
You guys are the best!
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Boy, I tell you. That judging stuff
took a lot out of me.
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-Yeah?
-Yeah.
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Thinking about maybe going upstairs
and taking a little nap on my couch.
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Why would I care about that?
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No reason. I'm just saying that. . .
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. . .that's where I'll be.
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As bad as that went,
I actually enjoyed myself.
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I think that I'm going to apologize
for all the stupid things that I do.
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Why don't you just stop
doing stupid things?
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-Then you wouldn't have to apologize.
-I'd love it if I could do both.
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All right, I have to ask.
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What?
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Will you break up with me
if I get fat?
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What?
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You broke up with Julie.
How much weight did she gain?
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A hundred and forty-five pounds.
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In one year?
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My God, what did she eat?
Her family?
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That's not the point.
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I know it was a stupid reason to
break up with someone, but I was 1 5.
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Yeah, well, that's not
the only time this was an issue.
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You remember when you spent
Thanksgiving with us?
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You called me fat.
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Wait a minute.
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-That was totally different.
-How?
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You were not supposed to hear that.
I said that behind your back.
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What if I have babies, okay?
I'm gonna look different.
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I'm okay with that,
but I'm not sure you are.
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You have to realize I don't think
of you as a thin, beautiful woman.
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This is one of the things that
I can apologize for later.
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What I mean is, you're Monica.
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Okay? And I am in love with Monica.
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Keep going.
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So you can balloon up
or you can shrink down. . .
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. . .and I will still love you.
283
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Even if I were to shrink down
to 2 inches tall?
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I'd carry you around in my pocket.
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I love you.
286
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:15,200
Skidmark still got a way
with the ladies.
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Hi, Pheebs.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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I just want to apologize.
290
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:24,900
I'm really sorry I was a baby.
291
00:17:25,100 --> 00:17:28,500
That's ridiculous.
Rachel, we were all babies once.
292
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Oh, you mean today. Yeah.
293
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Yeah, and you know,
you deserve to win.
294
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And I was thinking about it.
295
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,600
If you're Monica's maid of honor,
I get to be yours.
296
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,800
-Oh, yeah.
-Yeah.
297
00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,300
When Monica and Chandler got engaged,
I put some stuff together.
298
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,300
-Just in case.
-Oh, that's so sweet. Thanks.
299
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:56,600
Here is a book of poetry
that I know Monica loves.
300
00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:58,900
Oh, God, this is funny. Look.
301
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:02,800
Here's a picture from one Halloween
when she dressed up as a bride.
302
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,500
She made me carry her train. . .
303
00:18:04,700 --> 00:18:07,700
. . .which was weird
because I was Wonder Woman.
304
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,000
Oh, and here's
a little purse that I found.
305
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:14,900
I just thought they could hold
the rings in there.
306
00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:17,700
-Oh.
-Something. And. . .
307
00:18:17,900 --> 00:18:22,200
. . .vintage handkerchiefs, you know,
because people cry at weddings.
308
00:18:22,500 --> 00:18:24,800
I'm just gonna grab a couple of these.
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This stuff is great.
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00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,600
I forgot this was in here.
311
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:36,400
This was the garter
that I was saving for my wedding.
312
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,200
And I wanted it
to be Monica's "something borrowed. "
313
00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,100
And it's blue.
314
00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:51,200
Rach, I think that you should be
Monica's maid of honor.
315
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,600
You do?
316
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,600
-Why?
-Because I think it means more to you.
317
00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,600
But, Pheebs, honey, you earned it.
318
00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:03,900
It's fine.
I mean, this is something. . .
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. . .that you've been thinking about
since you were, what, 1 4?
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No, I was 1 0.
I just developed early.
321
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,500
Man alive!
322
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:18,000
-Hey, what's going on?
-Hey!
323
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,100
We decided Rachel is
going to be your maid of honor.
324
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,800
Oh, that's great!
325
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,200
Oh, wow. Okay, we really
have to start planning.
326
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I have really specific ideas.
327
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,600
We should meet four times a week.
328
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,600
Come to my place,
we'll get together before work.
329
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,400
What do you say, 6:30, my place?
So excited!
330
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Yeah, okay. You laugh now.
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She's gonna be yours.
332
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Great nap.
333
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It really was.
334
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What the hell are you doing?
335
00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:30,700
God!
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Excuse me.
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Я вас позвала пообедать потому...
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...что я думаю о том, кто будет
моей подружкой невесты.
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Боже мой! Началось!
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Надеюсь, она выбрала тебя.
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- А я надеюсь, что тебя.
- Я тоже.
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Во-первых,
я очень люблю вас обеих.
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- Вы очень дороги мне.
- Ясно, ясно. Кто?
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Я подумала мы могли бы
придумать систему...
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...в которой каждая побудет
подружкой невесты у другой.
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- Гипотетически, если Фиби будет моей...
- Да! О!
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Гипотетически.
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Тем не менее.
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Если Фиби будет моей, Рэйчел
будет у Фиби, я буду у Рэйчел.
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Мы все побудем подружками,
и никому не будет обидно.
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- Это очень хорошая идея.
- Я согласна. Так кто будет твоей?
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А вот это самое лучшее.
Вы сами будете решать.
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- Почему это самое лучшее?
- Потому что мне решать не придётся.
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Ну конечно, мы поможем тебе решить.
Мы сделаем всё, чтобы помочь тебе.
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Я хотела бы сказать тост.
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За будущую миссис Чендлер Бинг...
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...мою лучшую подругу и
прекраснейшего человека, который...
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- Я решать не буду.
- Ладно.
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Простите, я случайно подслушала...
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- Вы выходите замуж за Чендлера Бинга?
- Да.
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Удачи.
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О, и вам тоже удачи.
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Какая милая дама.
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<b><font color=#80FF80>ДРУЗЬЯ</font></b>
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Сезон 7. Серия 6
Партнеры по сну
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В переводе участвовали: anay,
Denlerien, nitai4andra, OlgaKo
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О да!
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- "Крепкий орешек", по прежнему великолепный.
- Ага.
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Давайте проведем двойной киносеанс?
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Что еще ты взял?
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"Крепкий орешек 2".
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Джо, это "Крепкий орешек 1" опять.
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Ну, мы посмотрим его во второй раз,
и это будет второй "Крепкий орешек".
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- Джо, мы только что посмотрели его.
- И?
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Было бы круто посмотреть его еще раз.
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- Да, "Крепкий орешек".
- "Крепкий орешек".
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Друг, ты не сказал "Крепкий орешек".
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Все в порядке?
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Да, просто у меня есть планы.
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У Джона МакКлейна были планы.
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Я хотел уйти до того, как
Джоуи начнет волноваться...
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00:03:01,556 --> 00:03:03,891
...и называть
всех "гадами".
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00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:08,020
О чём ты, гад?
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- Слушай, Рэйчел.
- Да?
49
00:03:12,817 --> 00:03:16,403
Когда я выйду замуж, будешь
моей подружкой невесты?
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00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:17,988
Правда?
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О Боже мой, Фиби.
Я просто...
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Подожди минутку.
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00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:30,167
Если я буду твоей подружкой невесты,
значит, ты будешь подружкой Моники.
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О!
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Ну, если ты этого хочешь.
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Ни за что, Фиби.
Я хочу быть подружкой Моники.
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- Да какая разница?
- А тебе какая разница?
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Потому что эта свадьба сейчас.
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И это двое наших лучших друзей.
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И кто знает за кого ты выйдешь замуж.
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А что если я выйду за Росса? Или Джоуи?
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Не выйдешь.
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Ладно, слушай, Рэйчел. Я знаю,
что ты действительно хочешь этого...
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... но я никогда не была
подружкой невесты ни у кого.
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Я знаю, что ты была,
как минимум дважды.
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- Да, но Фиби...
- Пожалуйста, дай закончить.
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Кажется, я всё сказала.
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Хорошо.
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Раз ты никогда этого не делала,
можешь быть подружкой у Моники.
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О, спасибо тебе большое.
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Супер.
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Я выйду замуж за хорошего человека.
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О, я знаю.
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Лучше, чем Чендлер.
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- Что случилось?
- Я не знаю.
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Мы уснули. Это все.
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Да. Да? Да!
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Хорошо, тогда, я пожалуй пойду.
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- Я думаю так будет лучше всего.
- Ага.
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- Поговорим позже.
- Хорошо.
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- Но не об этом.
- Нет, никогда. Никогда.
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- Пока.
- Без рук! Без рук.
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Странная вещь случилась за обедом.
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Одна женщина услышала,
что я выхожу за тебя...
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... и она пожелала мне удачи.
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Очень мило.
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Нет, это было скорее как "удачи".
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И как она выглядела?
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Ей около 30, брюнетка,
привлекательная.
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Есть шанс, что ты смотрела в яркую,
блестящую штуку под названием зеркало?
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Ты с ней встречался в колледже?
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Нет, в колледже я встречался
только с двумя девушками...
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... обе блондинки, обе не привлекательны.
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Давай-ка проверим.
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- Что ты делаешь?
- Ну, сейчас посмотрим.
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Ладно, это она?
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О, боже мой, да.
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- Кто она?
- Джули Графф, мы дружили в летнем лагере.
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Ты бросил ее?
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Нет, мы до сих пор вместе.
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Мы гуляли с ней два лета,
и затем я порвал с ней.
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- Почему?
- Она вернулась на третье лето...
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...и стала очень то-о-о-о...
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- Толстой?
- Я не сказал толстой.
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Я сказал "то-о-о-о"
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Ты порвал с девушкой
из-за того что она толстая?
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Да. Да.
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Но это было давным давно.
Она до сих пор расстроена?
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Видимо да.
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Знаешь как говорят:
"Слоны никогда не забывают."
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Серьёзно, удачи
в замужестве со мной.
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Эй, что происходит?
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Она подружка невесты Моники.
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Надеюсь в этот раз будет лучше,
чем с той девушкой снизу.
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Так ты была подружкой невесты раньше?
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Видишь? Именно поэтому
ты не должна врать.
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Ну все. Я подружка невесты.
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- Нет, я.
- Как это ты?
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Я соврала ради этого.
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Эй, я могу помочь вам
решить, кто ей будет.
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Можно устроить что-то
вроде прослушивания.
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Посмотрим, как вы справитесь
с обязанностями подружки невесты.
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- О чём ты?
- Ну, например, когда мне нужна роль...
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...я иду на прослушивание, и
если я окажусь лучше других...
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... то роль моя.
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Так, ладно, так после этого
прослушивания, кто будет решать?
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Ну, мы с Россом могли бы
быть судьями.
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- Это лучше, чем решать самим.
- Это безумие!
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- Может быть просто бросим монетку?
- Нет, монеты меня ненавидят.
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Хорошо. Знаешь что?
Пусть Росс и Джо решают.
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Привет!
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Росс, милый.
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Привет, красавчик!
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Вау, этот одеколон действительно
ничуть не хуже Джорджио.
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Привет.
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Принес обратно твои видео.
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Эй, Росс. Слушай, я думаю нам
нужно поговорить о случившемся.
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Нет. Нет, не нужно.
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Да, нужно.
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Теперь слушай. Мне никогда
ещё так хорошо не спалось!
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Я не знаю о чем ты говоришь.
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Давай, признай это.
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Тебе тоже ещё так
хорошо не спалось.
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Бывало и лучше.
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Хорошо. Когда?
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Ладно, ладно! Мне
тоже хорошо спалось.
147
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Я признал это, ясно?
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Но все кончено, Джо.
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Я хочу ещё раз.
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Ещё раз нельзя.
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- Почему?
- Потому что это странно.
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Ладно.
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Хочешь выпить?
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00:09:29,610 --> 00:09:33,832
- Конечно. Что у тебя есть?
- Тёплое молоко и Excederin PM (снотворное).
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Чендлер!
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Я только что поняла, кто ты.
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А что я делаю ты понимаешь?
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- Ты Луи Поузен.
- Кто?
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Луи Поузен. Он был моим
лучшим другом в пятом классе.
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И... И однажды, я спросила, будет ли
он моим парнем, и он ответил нет.
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Знаешь почему?
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00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:04,352
Потому что ты разговаривала
с ним, когда он был в туалете?
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00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,106
Нет, потому что он считал,
что я слишком то-о-о-о...
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00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:13,403
Когда я вспоминаю это, мне
так же обидно, как в 5-м классе.
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Я считаю, ты должен
извиниться перед Джули.
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Милая, ты шутишь?
Это было 16 лет назад.
167
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Мне было бы приятно, если бы
Луи извинился передо мной.
168
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:27,250
Я сделаю это. Но я предупреждаю тебя,
это может сделать меня лучше.
169
00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,462
И это будет не тот человек,
в которого ты влюбилась.
170
00:10:32,506 --> 00:10:33,882
Объясняю правила.
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Мы даём вам гипотетическую
ситуацию для подружки невесты.
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И мы будем оценивать вас
по десятибалльной шкале.
173
00:10:39,263 --> 00:10:41,723
- Где "1" - наивысший балл.
- Нет, "10" - наивысший.
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- Почему "10"?
- Потому что "наивысший".
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Ладно, Рэйчел, ты первая.
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Ситуация первая:
Ты с Моникой.
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Свадьба вот-вот начнётся, когда
Моника начинает паниковать. Вперёд!
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Я не хочу замуж за Чендлера.
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- Я боюсь.
- Все будет хорошо.
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Один мужчина на всю жизнь?
Я не знаю, справлюсь ли.
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Это значит, что я никогда
не пересплю с Джоуи.
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Слушай, Моника...
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...перед свадьбой все нервничают.
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Ты беспокоишься о том,
что тебя ждёт.
185
00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:21,930
Тебе просто нужно вспомнить,
что ты любишь Чендлера.
186
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И ещё - если сбежишь из-под венца, как я...
187
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,644
...подарки придётся вернуть.
188
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Наглядный пример из своего опыта.
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Очень хорошо.
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Да, очень мило, Рэйчел.
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Спасибо, судьи.
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- Подлиза.
- О!
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- Хорошо, Фиби.
- Да, Ваша Честь!
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Идёт церемония.
195
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Моника уже готова сказать "Да"...
196
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,999
... как ее пьяный дядя
начинает кричать.
197
00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:51,584
Что ты будешь делать? Вперед.
198
00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,421
Когда Моника была
маленькой девочкой...
199
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...я помню, как...
200
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Оу!
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- Очень хорошо!
- О!
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Да, замечательно! Высший балл!
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00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:08,768
Она только что устроила
сцену в разгаре церемонии.
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Хочешь, чтобы и тебе досталось?
205
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:17,152
Пришло время произнести
торжественную речь.
206
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:18,903
Но мы даже не подготовились...
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- Вперед.
- Ладно, ладно. ладно.
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Словарь Вебстера
определяет свадьбу как...
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Нет, нет. Забудьте это. Это ужасно.
Не обращайте внимания. Забудьте.
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Я встретила... Я встретила Монику,
когда нам было по 6 лет...
211
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...и стали друзьями с Чендлером,
когда ему было 25...
212
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...хотя выглядел
он как 6-летний.
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Спасибо! Спасибо большое!
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Я знала их по отдельности,
и когда они были вместе.
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Те, кто знают эту пару, понимают,
что любовь - существует.
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И я хочу поднять свой бокал...
217
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,281
... за Монику и Чендлера...
218
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:08,077
...и за прекрасное приключение, в которое
сегодня они отправляются рука об руку.
219
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Я не знаю пары, которая бы подготовилась
к этому путешествию лучше них.
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- Отличная речь!
- Да, несомненно.
221
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О, спасибо.
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Хорошо, Фиби, думаю, ты следующая.
Хотя, по-моему, тут и так всё ясно.
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Ладно.
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Я не могу поверить, что
Моника и Чендлер женятся.
225
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Помню, как мы с Рэйчел
говорили об этом дне...
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...пока мы принимали
душ вместе, голые.
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И она опять в игре.
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Джули! Привет!
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Чендлер Бинг. Я думаю
ты помнишь меня.
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Привет, засранец.
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Это кличка. Я объясню позже.
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00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,351
Все и так понятно.
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Я должен принести тебе давным-давно
просроченные извинения.
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00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:22,986
Я не должен был бросать тебя
из-за того, что ты набрала вес.
235
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Так вот почему ты порвал со мной?
236
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,160
Ты не знала этого?
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00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,456
Ну, я думаю моя работа
на этом окончена.
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00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:44,591
Но прежде всего, я бы хотел сказать,
что вы обе справились отлично.
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00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,843
Вы должны гордиться собой.
240
00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:51,764
И еще хочу сказать, в этом
соревновании нет проигравших.
241
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:54,475
Ну, кроме Рэйчел. Чёрт!
242
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,604
Правда? Я победила?
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00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:00,773
- Что?
- Прости, Рэйч, ты была очень близко.
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- Ну, тогда я требую пересчёта!
- Вообще-то, не настолько близко.
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00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,947
Нет, знаете что? Нет, нет. В любом
случае, это была дурацкая идея.
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00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,450
Мы бросим монетку, ясно?
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Орел.
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00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,831
Что? Монеты наконец
простили меня.
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Знаешь что? Я надеюсь, Моника простит
тебя после того, как ты устроишь ей...
250
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:26,966
...вегетарианскую вуду вечеринку с кругом богини.
("круг богини" - тренинг для женщин)
251
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:32,055
Рэйч, все будет хорошо!
Ребята, вы - лучшие!
252
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:38,019
Я говорю тебе. Все эти судейские
штучки забрали у меня много сил.
253
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,395
- Да?
- Да.
254
00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:44,067
Думаю, может пойти наверх и
немного поспать на моем диване.
255
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,530
Почему меня должно это волновать?
256
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:53,743
Ни почему. Я просто говорю, что...
257
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...я буду там.
258
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:20,019
Как бы плохо всё ни прошло,
я всё же доволен собой.
259
00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:24,524
Думаю, я буду извиняться за
все глупости, которые совершу.
260
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,318
Почему бы тебе просто
не перестать делать глупости?
261
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:31,656
- Тогда не придётся извиняться.
- Хотелось бы научиться делать и то, и другое.
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Я должна тебя кое о чём спросить.
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00:16:37,955 --> 00:16:39,497
О чём?
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00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,709
Ты бросишь меня,
если я растолстею?
265
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,085
Что?
266
00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:47,588
Ты же бросил Джули Графф.
Сколько она набрала?
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00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,133
65 килограмм.
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00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,802
За один год?
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00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,304
Боже, что она ела?
Свою семью?
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00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,434
Но я не об этом.
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00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:03,604
Я знаю, бросать из-за этого
глупо, но мне было 15.
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00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:08,067
Да, но это был не
единственный случай.
273
00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,530
Ты помнишь, когда ты провел
День Благодарения с нами?
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00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:13,865
Ты назвал меня толстой.
275
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,199
Подожди минутку.
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00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:18,119
- Это совсем другое.
- А как?
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00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:22,081
Ты не должна была слышать это.
Я сказал это за твоей спиной!
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00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,961
Что если у меня будут дети?
Я стану выглядеть по-другому.
279
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,630
Меня это не волнует, но
насчёт тебя я не уверена.
280
00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,092
Пойми, я думаю о тебе не как
о стройной красивой женщине.
281
00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:41,350
Как раз одна из тех глупостей,
за которую я извинюсь позже.
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00:17:42,978 --> 00:17:45,438
Я хочу сказать, что ты - Моника.
283
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,733
Понимаешь? И я люблю Монику.
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Продолжай.
285
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:54,864
Так что пусть тебя разнесёт,
или ты наоборот съёжишься...
286
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:57,033
...но я всё равно буду любить тебя.
287
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:02,121
Даже если я скукожусь
до 5 сантиметров?
288
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916
Я буду тебя носить в кармане.
289
00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:07,460
Я люблю тебя.
290
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:13,758
Засранец всё ещё умеет
найти подход к женщинам.
291
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:17,720
Привет, Фибс.
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00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,347
- Привет.
- Привет.
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00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,390
Я просто хочу извиниться.
294
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976
Извини, что я была
таким ребёнком.
295
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,730
Это нелепо. Рэйчел, мы обе
были детьми когда-то.
296
00:18:30,317 --> 00:18:33,152
- О, ты про сегодня.
- Да.
297
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:37,073
Да, и ты знаешь,
ты заслуживаешь победы.
298
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:38,866
И я думала об этом.
299
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,411
Если ты будешь подружкой
невесты у Моники, то я буду у тебя.
300
00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:45,123
- О, да!
- Да.
301
00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:50,128
Когда Моника и Чендлер обручились,
я сложила вместе некоторые вещи.
302
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:53,506
- На всякий случай.
- О, это так мило. Спасибо.
303
00:18:53,674 --> 00:18:57,051
Вот книга стихов, которые,
я знаю, Моника любит.
304
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,512
О, боже, это забавно. Смотри.
305
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:03,182
Это фото с Хеллоуина,
где она одета, как невеста.
306
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:05,184
Она заставила меня
носить ее шлейф...
307
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:08,604
...что было странно, ведь я
была Чудо-Женщиной.
308
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:13,025
О, и вот еще маленькая
сумочка, которую я нашла.
309
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:16,070
Я подумала, в ней можно
хранить кольца.
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- О.
- Вот. И...
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...винтажные платки, знаешь,
потому что люди плачут на свадьбах.
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Я только возьму парочку.
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Эти вещи чудесные.
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О, я забыла, что она тоже тут.
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Это подвязка, которую я
хранила для своей свадьбы.
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И я хочу, чтобы она стала у Моники
"чем-то позаимствованным".
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И она голубая.
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Знаешь, Рэйч, я думаю, что ты должна
быть подружкой невесты Моники.
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Правда?
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- Почему?
- Потому что это много значит для тебя.
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Но, Фибс, милая, ты заслужила это.
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Всё нормально.
В смысле, ведь это то...
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...о чём ты думала со
скольки, с 14?
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Нет, мне было 10.
Я рано повзрослела.
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Обалдеть!
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- Чем занимаетесь?
- Привет!
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Мы решили, что Рэйчел будет
твоей подружкой невесты.
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О, это здорово!
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Хорошо, мы должны
начать планировать.
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У меня столько потрясающих идей.
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Мы должны встречаться
раза четыре в неделю.
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Приходи ко мне, мы будем
собираться перед работой.
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Что скажешь, 6:30 у меня?
Я так рада!
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Ладно, смейся, смейся.
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Она будет твоей подружкой невесты.
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Отлично поспали.
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И не говори.
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Какого черта ты делаешь?
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Боже!
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Прошу прощения.
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