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-Hey. Who wants French toast?
-I'll have some.
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Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge.
Thanks.
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-What's the matter?
-My hand feels weird.
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I guess it's because I'm engaged!
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-When will that start getting annoying?
-Start?
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Let's start the wedding plans.
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-Okay.
-Already?
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We got a lot to do. We gotta think
about the flowers, the music--
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-I have thoughts on the music.
-Too many cooks. . . .
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Take it from me. All you have to do
is show up and say the right name.
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-What in God's name is that?
-Oh, my God, the wedding book?
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I haven't seen that
since 4th grade.
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This baby has everything. Take,
you know, locations for instance:
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First organized alphabetically,
then geographically. . .
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. . .then by square footage.
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That is so smart.
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Break it off. Break it off, now.
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The One With Rachel's Book
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English Subtitles by
Gelula/SDI
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That conclusively proves. . .
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. . .that I had the idea
for Jurassic Park first.
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Let's take a look--
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Phoebe, what are you doing here?
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I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
It's about Monica and Chandler.
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Oh, my God. Of course.
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Would you please excuse me
for a moment?
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Do you know each other's hometowns?
Why don't you. . .?
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What's going on?
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Well, not much. I was just thinking
that since they just got engaged. . .
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. . .it would be nice
if they have privacy.
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So could I just move in with you
for a couple days?
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Okay, sure. But what's wrong
with Monica and Chandler?
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Nothing. Why?
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Phoebe, you said it was urgent.
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Yeah, it is. My movie starts
in five minutes.
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Do you realize I have a classroom
full of students?
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude.
Does anyone want to come to the movie?
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I haven't cleared the
budget with my parents. . .
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. . .but tell me how this is for music.
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A string quartet for the processional,
a jazz trio for cocktails. . .
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. . .the Bay City Rollers
for dancing. . . .
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Wait, that was
for my 6th grade wedding.
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You couldn't get them anyway.
Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek. . . .
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Derek is a name I shouldn't know.
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Mon, do you have another pillow,
something a little snugglier?
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Why are you napping here
instead of at your place?
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-The duck.
-What, the duck?
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What the hell
did the damn duck do now?
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Well, he did not get sick
somewhere in there. . .
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. . .and it was immediately found
and properly cleaned up.
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Do I get to look at this book. . .
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. . .or is it just for people
involved in the wedding?
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Of course you can look at it.
I want your opinion.
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Here you go.
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-What about centerpieces?
-Centerpieces!
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-Roses or lilies?
-Definitely roses.
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I think they're more "wedding-y. "
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-But lilies are the clear choice.
-Oh, my God, it's like one mind.
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Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap.
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I'm gonna get cranky.
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Joey, there's a perfectly good couch
across the hall.
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Yes, it is perfectly good. . .
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. . .and it is not one of the places
the duck got sick.
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What?
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-All right, I'm gonna go.
-Joey, what did the duck do?
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I don't know,
but he did not eat your face cream.
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Hey, little buddy. How you feeling?
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What the hell is in that face cream?
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That's so soft.
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Pillowcases!
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"Zelda looked at the chimney sweep.
Her father, the vicar--"
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Vicar?
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"--wouldn 't be home for hours.
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Her loins were burning.
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She threw caution to the wind
and reached out and grabbed his--"
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This is a dirty book!
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Phoebe?
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Oh, Ross, hi.
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-Phoebe, what are you doing?
-Sorry, I'm with a client right now.
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-Phoebe!
-Okay, let's talk outside.
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Phoebe, you can't massage people
in my apartment.
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I did it at Monica and Chandler's.
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And they knew about it?
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Okay, Ross, what is this really about?
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This is my home, and I want to be
able to come and go when I want.
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I will find someplace else
to do the rest of my appointments.
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I don't know what the big deal is.
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I don't want naked,
greasy strangers in my apartment. . .
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. . .when I want to kick back
with a puzzle-- Beer, cold beer.
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Hey, Joey. What are you doing?
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Sweeping. Why?
Does it turn you on?
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No.
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What if I was sweeping a chimney?
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Joey, did you eat my face cream?
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Where are you going?
The vicar won't be home for hours.
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Joey, where did you learn that word?
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Where do you think. . .
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. . .Zelda?
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-You found my book?!
-Yeah, I did!
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Joey, what are you doing
going into my bedroom?
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I'm sorry. I know I shouldn't have,
but you got porn!
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You know what? I don't care.
I'm not ashamed of my book.
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There's nothing wrong with a woman
enjoying a little erotica.
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It's a healthy expression
of female sexuality. . .
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. . .which, by the way, is something
that you will never understand.
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You got porn.
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-Hello.
-Hi, is Phoebe here?
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-No, she's out for the night.
-Oh, great!
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Can I help you with something?
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I don't know. Are you a masseur?
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Yes, I am.
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Great! Dad?
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Thank you so much.
I'll pick him up in an hour.
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Your parents must've been thrilled
when you told them you were engaged.
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Oh, yeah.
I should probably call them.
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I remember when we first got engaged.
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-I've never heard that story.
-Dad, you don't--
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Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant.
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I still don't know how.
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You don't know how? Your dog
thought my diaphragm was a chew toy.
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What a sweet story.
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At least you're not hearing it
at your 5th grade Halloween party.
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They wanted a scary story.
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We're really excited
about our wedding plans.
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Pretty soon we'll be making a big
withdrawal from the wedding fund.
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-What?
-You tell her, Jack. I can't do it.
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You have the wedding fund, don't you?
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We have it.
Only now we call it "the beach house. "
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You spent my wedding
fund on the beach house?
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We're sorry. We assumed. . .
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. . .that when you turned 30
you'd pay for it yourself.
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You bought the beach house
when I was 23.
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So you've had seven years
of beach fun. . .
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. . .and you can't put a price on that.
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We do feel bad about this.
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We saved again
when you dated Richard.
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Then that went to hell,
so we redid the kitchen.
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What about Chandler?
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It was Chandler.
We didn't think he'd propose.
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I didn't start drinking
enough at the start of the meal.
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I can't believe there's no money
for my wedding.
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Maybe, if your father hadn't tried. . .
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. . .to sell ice over the lnternet.
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-It seemed like such a simple idea.
-Stupid. The word is "stupid. "
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Enough. I don't want
to hear about it anymore.
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Good luck, Chandler.
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Okay, now I'm going to. . .
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. . .touch you.
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That's soft.
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Do you think your parents
could help pay for it?
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I don't know.
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My mother spent most of her money
on her fourth wedding.
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Saving the rest for her divorce.
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And any extra cash my father has,
he saves for his yearly trips to. . .
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. . .Dollywood.
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-What happened at dinner?
-My parents spent the wedding fund.
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My God, what did you order?
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Wait, there's no money?
Well, this is terrible.
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You guys will have to get
married in, like, a rec center.
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-Honey, it's gonna be okay.
-No, it's not gonna be okay.
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-No swing band, no lilies.
-It's gonna be okay.
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I mean, you don't need to have this. . .
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. . .rustic ltalian feast.
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You don't need this custom-made. . .
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. . .empire waist, duchess satin gown.
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You can wear off-the-rack.
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It's really gonna be okay.
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The important thing is, we love each
other and we're gonna get married.
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Do you even understand what
"off-the-rack" means?
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Why don't you pay for it yourself?
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How? I don't have any money.
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-I have some.
-How much?
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Well, close to. . . .
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-Are you kidding me?!
-How much?
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-Enough for wedding scenario A.
-Really?
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How great are you, you little saver!
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This is exactly
the budget of my dream wedding.
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You guys are so made for each other.
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You're not suggesting we spend
all the money on the wedding?
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Yeah.
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Look, Mon, I've been saving this money
for six years. . .
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. . .and I have some of it earmarked
for the future, not just for a party.
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Wow! Hello, Mr. Chandler.
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Sweetie, this is the most special day
of our lives.
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I realize that, honey, but I won't
spend all the money on one party.
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Honey, I love you.
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But if you call our wedding
a party one more time. . .
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. . .you may not get invited.
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We can always earn more money.
We're only gonna get married once.
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I understand, but I have to put
my foot down. The answer is no.
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You're gonna have
to put your foot down?
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Yes, I am.
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Money and a firm hand.
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Finally a Chandler
I can get onboard with.
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CENTRAL
PERK
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-Hey, Rach.
-Joey.
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Hey, Rach, do you smell smoke?
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I get it. Smoke, chimney,
chimney sweep. Very funny. Ha, ha.
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No, no, I'm serious.
You don't smell it?
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Something's on fire.
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I don't smell anything.
202
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:14,400
You know what? It's probably
just your burning loins.
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-Hey, what are you guys talking about?
-Nothing.
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Damn, this coffee's cold.
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Do you mind if I heat this
on your loins?
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You know, I cannot believe
you told him. Joey. . . .
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I guess you bought that book
after we broke up.
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I did, because I wore out my first
copy when I was with you.
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Oh, yeah?
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00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:50,700
Well, when we were going out,
I read tons of porno magazines.
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'Sup?
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Ross, how could you do that
to an old man?
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00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,300
Excuse me, ladies.
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00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,700
I'm sorry?
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00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,200
My massage client. Arthur.
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00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,200
His daughter said some guy
that worked for me. . .
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. . .gave him a really weird massage.
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I gave him an extremely
professional massage.
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He said you poked
at him with wooden spoons.
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Okay, so it wasn't
a traditional massage.
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But I did give him acupressure
with a pair of chopsticks. . .
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. . .and I gently exfoliated him
with a mop.
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Well, he's never coming back.
You just cost me $80 a week.
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This is your fault.
You didn't move his appointment.
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Oh, it's my fault?
You didn't have to massage him.
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You could've sent him away.
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You could've not rolled Tonka trucks
up and down his back.
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He said he liked that!
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You're right, you're right.
I'm sorry.
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Dude, what are you massaging
an old man for?
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-His daughter was hot.
-Gotcha.
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Listen. . .
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. . .I've been thinking.
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It's not fair of me to ask you to
spend all your money on our wedding.
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I mean, you work really hard for that.
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-Well.
-Well, you work for that.
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00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,500
Look, I've thought about it too.
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00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:35,900
I'm sorry. I think we should spend
all the money on the wedding.
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-You do?
-Yeah, I'm putting my foot down.
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Look, when I proposed,
I told you. . .
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. . .that I would do anything
to make you happy.
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And if having the perfect wedding
makes you happy. . .
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. . .then that's what we're gonna do.
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You are so sweet.
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What about the future and stuff?
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Forget about the future and stuff.
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So we only have two kids.
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We'll pick our favorite and
that one will get to go to college.
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-Have you thought about that?
-Yeah.
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How many kids were we gonna have?
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Four. A boy, twin girls
and another boy.
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What else did you think about?
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Well, stuff like where we'd live,
you know.
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Like a small place outside the city. . .
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. . .where our kids could learn
to ride their bikes.
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We could have a cat that had a bell
on its collar. . .
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. . .and we could hear it every time
it ran through the little kitty door.
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We'd have an apartment over the garage
where Joey could grow old.
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You know what?
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I don't want a big, fancy wedding.
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-Sure you do.
-No.
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I want everything that you've
just said. I want a marriage.
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You sure?
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-I love you so much.
-I love you.
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When you were talking
about our future, you said cat.
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But you meant dog, right?
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-Totally.
-Good.
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Hello, Zelda.
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-Who are you supposed to be?
-The vicar.
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-Do you even know what a vicar is?
-Like a goalie, right?
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Look, that's enough.
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00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,900
You make stupid jokes
and sleazy innuendoes. . .
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. . .and it's just not funny anymore.
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I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry.
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Maybe I could make it up to you
by taking you roughly in the barn.
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All right, that's it.
You want to do it? Let's do it.
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That's right.
I want to do it with you.
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Been trying to fight it,
but you said all the right things.
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I did?
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Yeah, I been waiting for so long
to get on that body.
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-This body?
-Yeah, that's right.
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Come on, Joey, sex me up.
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You're starting to sound like
the butcher's wife in chapter seven.
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Come on, now. Don't keep me
waiting. Take your clothes off.
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But I'd keep that helmet on,
because you're in for a rough ride.
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I don't want to. I'm scared.
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- Привет! Кто хочет французских тостов?
- Я бы съел парочку.
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Я тоже. Яйца и молоко в холодильнике. Спасибо.
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- Что случилось?
- У меня что-то с рукой.
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Я думаю, это потому, что я обручена
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- Интересно, как скоро это начнёт раздражать?
- Уже.
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Давайте же планировать свадьбу.
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- Хорошо.
- Как, уже?
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Столько всего нужно сделать!
Нужно подумать о цветах...
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...угощениях, музыке...
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- Я думал о музыке...
- Чендлер. У семи нянек...
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Поверь мне, всё что ты должен сделать -
прийти и назвать правильное имя.
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Вот
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- Господи, что это?
- Боже мой, свадебный альбом!
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Я не видел его с 4-го класса.
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Здесь есть все.
Например, место проведения.
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В алфавитном порядке,
по расположению...
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...и по квадратным метрам.
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Как предусмотрительно!
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Разорви помолвку.
Прямо сейчас.
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<b><c:#80FF80>ДРУЗЬЯ</c></b>
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Сезон 7. Серия 2
Книга Рейчел
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В переводе участвовали: AlexFriend,
Denlerien, Dolores, nitai4andra, KatYshka
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Это окончательно доказывает...
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... что идея Парка Юрского
периода принадлежит мне.
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Давайте рассмотрим...
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Фиби, что ты здесь делаешь?
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Нам нужно поговорить. Срочно.
Это касается Моники и Чендлера.
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Боже мой, конечно.
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Извините, я отойду на секундочку.
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Вы знаете, кто из какого города?
Выясните это.
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Что случилось?
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Да ничего особенного. Я просто подумала,
что с тех пор как они обручились...
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...им хочется больше времени
проводить наедине.
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Могу я пожить у тебя пару дней?
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Да, конечно. Но что всё-таки
случилось у Моники и Чендлера?
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Ничего. А что?
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Фиби, ты сказала это срочно.
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А, да. Фильм, на который я
иду, начнётся через 5 минут.
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Ты хоть понимаешь, что у
меня полный класс студентов?
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О, простите. Я такая невоспитанная.
Кто-нибудь хочет пойти в кино?
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Я ещё не обсуждала
бюджет с родителями...
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...но что ты думаешь
о подборе музыки...
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...струнный квартет для церемонии,
джаз-трио для коктейлей...
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...группе Bay City Rollers
для танцев...
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Подожди, это прямо как
на моей свадьбе в 6 классе.
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Вы все равно не смогли бы их нанять.
Ян больше не играет, а Дерек...
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А Дерек - это имя, которого я не должен знать.
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Мон, а у тебя нет другой подушки, поудобнее?
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Почему ты спишь
здесь, а не у себя?
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- Утя.
- Что... Утя?
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Что, чёрт возьми, проклятая
утка натворила на этот раз?
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Ну, его ни разу не стошнило...
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...что было немедленно
обнаружено и тщательно убрано.
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Может и мне заглянуть
в этот альбом...
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...или она только для тех,
кого касается свадьба?
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Конечно можешь. Я хочу знать твоё мнение.
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- Вот.
- Итак...
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- Какие цветы будут на столе?
- Так, цветы
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- Розы или лилии?
- Безусловно розы.
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Мне кажется, они более "свадебные".
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00:04:12,168 --> 00:04:16,004
- Но лилии - это очевидно правильный выбор.
- Боже мой, мы думаем одинаково!
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Ага.
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Ребята, ребята,
дайте мне поспать!
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А то у меня будет
плохое настроение.
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Джоуи, в квартире напротив
есть прекрасный диван.
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Да, он действительно прекрасный...
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...и на нем Утю тоже
ни разу не стошнило.
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Что?
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- Ладно, я пойду.
- Джоуи, что натворил Утя?
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Не знаю, но твой крем
для лица он не ел.
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Привет, приятель.
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Как ты?
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00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:06,179
Из чего, чёрт возьми, они делают этот крем?
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Так мягко!
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Наволочки
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"Зельда посмотрела на
трубочиста. Её отца, викария..."
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...викария?
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"... не будет ещё несколько часов.
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Её чресла пылали.
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Наплевав на осторожность,
она протянула руку и схватила его..."
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Это же порно!
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Фиби?
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О, Росс, привет!
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- Фиби, что ты делаешь?
- Извини, у меня клиент.
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- Фиби
- Ладно, поговорим снаружи.
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Фиби, ты не можешь делать массаж в моей квартире.
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Почему? Я делала его, пока жила у Моники и Чендлера.
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А они знали об этом?
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Ладно, Росс, к чему ты ведёшь?
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Это мой дом, и я хочу приходить и уходить, когда
мне вздумается.
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Хорошо, я найду себе другое место для работы.
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Только не понимаю - что тут особенного.
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Мне не нравится смотреть на голых,
перемазанных маслом незнакомцев...
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...сидя на диване с пазлом...
Пивом. Холодным пивом.
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Привет, Джоуи. Что делаешь?
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Подметаю. А что? Это тебя заводит?
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Нет.
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А если бы я чистил дымоход?
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00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,322
Джоуи, ты что, ел мой крем для лица?
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00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:35,454
Ты куда? Викария не будет дома ещё несколько часов.
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Джоуи...
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00:07:43,921 --> 00:07:45,480
...откуда ты узнал про это слово?
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А как ты думаешь...
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00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,386
...Зельда?
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- Ты нашёл мою книгу?
- Ага.
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Джоуи, что ты делал в моей комнате?
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00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:03,732
Прости. Я зашёл, чтобы вздремнуть.
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00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,734
Знаю, что не должен был... Но у тебя есть порно!
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00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,906
Знаешь, мне всё равно.
Я не стесняюсь своей книги.
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00:08:11,115 --> 00:08:15,952
Нет ничего постыдного в том, что
женщине нравится лёгкая эротика.
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00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:20,081
Это здоровое проявление
женской сексуальности...
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00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:24,294
...которую, кстати, тебе
никогда не понять.
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У тебя есть порно.
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- Здравствуйте.
- Здравствуйте, а Фиби дома?
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00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:58,286
- Нет, она будет поздно.
- Ну вот....
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00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:01,456
Могу я вам чем-то помочь?
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00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,667
Я не знаю, вы массажист?
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00:09:04,418 --> 00:09:05,794
О, да!
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00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:10,173
Замечательно! Папа!
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Спасибо вам большое.
Я заберу его через час.
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Чендлер, твои родители,
наверное, были в восторге...
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00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,834
...когда узнали,
что вы обручены?
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Ах, да. Надо им позвонить.
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Я помню, как мы обручились.
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- Я никогда не слышал эту историю.
- Папа, не...
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Джуди забеременела.
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И я до сих пор не понимаю как.
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00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:48,503
Как? Твой пёс принял мою противозачаточную диафрагму
за резиновую игрушку.
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Милая история!
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00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:57,220
Ну, по крайней мере, ты слышишь её не в пятом
классе на вечеринке, посвящённой Хэллоуину.
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Они хотели услышать страшную историю.
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00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,101
Мы так волнуемся из-за свадьбы.
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00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:06,980
Думаю, скоро придётся запустить
руку в свадебный фонд Моники.
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00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,904
- Что?
- Скажи ей сам, Джек, я не могу.
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00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:17,699
У вас ведь есть свадебный фонд, правда?
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00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,119
Есть. Только теперь мы зовём его "домиком
на пляже".
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00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:28,168
Вы потратили мой свадебный капитал на дом на пляже?
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00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:29,711
Нам очень жаль. Мы думали...
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00:10:29,879 --> 00:10:32,839
...если ты выйдешь замуж после 30, то сможешь
сама оплатить свадьбу.
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00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:35,675
Но вы купили этот дом, когда мне было 23.
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00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:38,378
Но, у тебя ведь было целых 7 лет пляжных развлечений...
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...а это бесценно.
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Мы так сожалеем об этом.
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00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:47,228
Мы снова начали откладывать деньги,
когда ты встречалась с Ричардом...
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...но потом вы расстались,
и мы сделали ремонт на кухне.
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А когда я начала встречаться с Чендлером?
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Это же Чендлер. Мы не думали,
что он сделает предложение.
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Я думаю, что я ещё
слишком мало выпил.
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Я не могу поверить, что у нас нет денег на свадьбу.
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Может, немного и было бы,
если бы твой отец не решил...
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...продавать лёд по интернету.
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- Эта идея показалась мне перспективной.
- Глупой, Джек. Она была глупой.
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Хватит, я больше
не желаю это слушать.
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Удачи, Чендлер.
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Ну что ж, сейчас я...
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...до вас дотронусь.
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Какой вы мягонький.
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Невероятно! Как думаешь, твои родители
смогут помочь оплатить церемонию?
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Я не знаю.
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Моя мать потратила большую
часть денег на свою 4ю свадьбу.
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Остальное она
приберегла для развода.
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А отец откладывает все свободные
деньги на свою ежегодную поездку...
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...в Гомивуд.
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Что произошло за обедом?
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00:12:50,102 --> 00:12:52,228
Родители растратили
мой свадебный фонд.
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Кошмар, что вы такое заказывали?
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Погоди, так денег нет?
Это ужасно.
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Это же вам придётся жениться
в каком-нибудь... спорткомплексе...
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- Милая, всё будет хорошо.
- Нет, не будет. Всё плохо!
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- Ни джаз-бэнда, ни лилий.
- Знаешь? Все будет хорошо.
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Совсем необязательно устраивать....
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...фиесту на итальянский манер.
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Нет необходимости шить на заказ роскошное
шелковое платье с ручной вышивкой.
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Ты можешь купить уже готовое.
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Действительно, всё будет хорошо.
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Самое главное то, что мы любим
друг друга и собираемся пожениться.
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Ты хоть понимаешь,
что значит "готовое платье"?
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А почему вы сами
не оплатите свадьбу?
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Как? У меня нет ни гроша.
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- Ну, у меня есть немного денег.
- Сколько?
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Ну, около...
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- Ты серьёзно?
- Сколько?
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- Хватит на сценарий А.
- Серьёзно?
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Я тебя обожаю, экономный ты мой!
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Суммы как раз хватит на свадьбу моей мечты.
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Ребята, вы и правда созданы друг для друга.
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Надеюсь, ты не собираешься
потратить все деньги на свадьбу?
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Ага.
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Послушай, Мон, я
копил эти деньги 6 лет...
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...не просто для вечеринки,
а как вклад в будущее.
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Здравствуйте, мистер Чендлер.
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Милый, это же самый
важный день в нашей жизни.
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Я понимаю, дорогая, но я не собираюсь
тратить все деньги на одну вечеринку.
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Милый, я люблю тебя.
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Но, если ещё хоть раз назовёшь
нашу свадьбу вечеринкой...
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...я тебя не приглашу.
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Мы ведь сможем заработать ещё.
А женимся мы только раз.
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Я понимаю, но я буду стоять
на своём. Мой ответ - нет.
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Ты будешь стоять на своём?
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Да, буду.
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Деньги и твёрдость характера.
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Чендлер, наконец, стал
настоящим мужчиной.
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- Привет, Рэйч.
- Джоуи.
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Эй, Рэйч, ты не
чувствуешь запах дыма?
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Да, я поняла. Дым, камин,
трубочист. Очень смешно. Ха-ха.
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Нет, нет, я серьёзно.
Ты не чувствуешь?
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Что-то горит.
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Нет, я ничего не чувствую.
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А знаешь? Наверное, это всего
лишь твои пылающие чресла.
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- Привет, ребята, о чём болтаете?
- Ни о чём.
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Чёрт, мой кофе остыл.
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Как думаешь, мы сможем
подогреть его на твоих чреслах?
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Знаешь, я не могу поверить,
что ты рассказал ему, Джоуи...
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00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:23,898
Полагаю, ты купила эту
книгу после нашего разрыва.
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Да, потому что первый экземпляр
истрепался, пока мы ещё встречались.
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Серьёзно?
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Ах так? Когда мы были вместе,
я читал порно-журналы пачками!
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Как дела?
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Росс, как ты мог так
поступить с дедушкой?
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Извините, дамы.
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Прошу прощения?
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00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,843
Мой клиент, Артур.
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Его дочь сказала, что какой-то
парень, который работает на меня...
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...сделал ему очень
странный массаж.
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00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,226
Я сделал ему массаж
высочайшего класса!
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00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,813
Он сказал, что ты тыкал
в него деревянными ложками.
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Ладно, это был не совсем
традиционный массаж.
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00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,111
Но я сделал ему точечный
массаж палочками для еды...
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...а потом снял омертвевшую
кожу щёткой для обуви.
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Он больше не придёт. Ты лишил
меня 80 долларов в неделю.
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Ты сама виновата.
Это ты не перенесла сеанс.
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Я виновата?
Не надо было делать ему массаж.
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Надо было ему отказать.
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И не надо было катать ему по спине
игрушечные машинки.
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Он сказал, что ему понравилось!
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Ты права, ты права.
Прости.
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Друг, зачем ты делал
массаж старику?
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- У него дочь - секси.
- Понял.
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Я не хочу. Мне страшно.
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Послушай...
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...я тут подумала.
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Я не имею права просить тебя потратить
все твои деньги на нашу свадьбу.
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Я имею в виду, ты же так
усердно работал ради них.
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- Ну.
- Ну ладно, ты просто работал ради них.
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Послушай, я тоже об этом думал.
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Прости меня. Я думаю, мы должны
потратить все деньги на свадьбу.
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- Правда?
- Да. Я буду стоять на своём.
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Когда я делал
предложение, я сказал тебе...
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...что сделаю всё,
чтобы ты была счастлива.
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Если свадьба твоей мечты
сделает тебя счастливой...
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...мы её устроим.
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Ты такой милый.
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Но как же будущее и всё такое?
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Забудь об этом.
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00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,343
Ограничимся 2 детьми.
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Выберем любимчика, и в
колледж пойдёт только он.
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- Ты думал о таком?
- Ага.
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00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:06,936
А сколько детей
у нас должно было быть?
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00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:10,857
4. Мальчик, девочки-двойняшки,
и ещё один мальчик.
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О чем ты ещё думал?
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00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,655
Ну, о том, где мы будем жить.
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00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,575
Где-нибудь за городом...
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00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,995
... где наши дети смогут
учиться кататься на велосипеде.
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00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:27,081
Мы бы завели кошку с
колокольчиком на ошейнике...
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...чтобы слышать, как она
вбегает в свою маленькую дверцу.
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А над гаражом была бы квартирка, в
которой Джоуи смог бы встретить старость.
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Знаешь, что?
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Я не хочу пышную свадьбу.
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00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,312
- Конечно хочешь.
- Нет.
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00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,610
Мне нужно то, что ты сейчас описал.
Мне нужна семья.
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00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,113
Уверена?
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- Я так тебя люблю.
- И я тебя люблю.
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00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:13,127
Когда, говоря о нашем
будущем, ты сказал о кошке.
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00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,838
Но ты ведь имел
в виду собаку, да?
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00:20:18,175 --> 00:20:20,635
- Да, разумеется.
- Хорошо.
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Здравствуй, Зельда.
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00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,278
- Кого ты пытаешься изобразить?
- Викария.
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00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,116
- Ты хоть знаешь, кто такой викарий?
- Вроде вратаря, да?
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Да.
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Джоуи, я серьёзно, ясно? Хватит.
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00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:51,123
Меня достали твои глупые
шутки и пошлые намёки...
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...и это уже не смешно.
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Прости. Рэйч, извини меня.
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00:20:56,922 --> 00:21:01,217
Может, я смогу загладить вину,
взяв тебя силой в амбаре.
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Ну хорошо.
Хочешь это сделать? Давай.
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Я согласна.
Хочу сделать это с тобой.
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00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:18,651
Я пыталась этому противиться,
но ты подобрал те самые слова.
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Серьёзно?
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00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:23,698
Да. О, я так долго мечтала
овладеть этим телом.
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- Этим телом?
- Разумеется.
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00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,453
Давай же, Джоуи, возьми меня.
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00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:33,332
Теперь ты говоришь как жена
мясника из седьмой главы.
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00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,837
Давай же, не заставляй меня ждать.
Долой одежду.
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00:21:38,046 --> 00:21:42,300
Но я бы оставила шлем, потому
что тебя ждёт бешеная скачка.
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00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,303
Я не хочу. Мне страшно.
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