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Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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Rach, come on.
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It's your birthday!
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Hey...
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She's not as pretty as
she was when she was 29.
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Ms. Green wants to establish some
ground rules before she comes out.
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She'd appreciate it if you didn't use
the words "old" or "downhill"...
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...or "They still look
pretty damn good."
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They do.
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Rachel, come on out.
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Monica made breakfast.
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Chocolate chip pancakes.
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We've got presents.
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Good ones?
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They all came from the list
you handed out to us two weeks ago.
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Can I keep the presents
and still be 29?
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Come on, Rach, turning 30
is not that big a deal.
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Really? Is that how you felt
when you turned 30?
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Why, God, why?
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We had a deal.
Let the others grow old, not me!
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You know, I'm still 29 in Guam.
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Hey, 30 is not that old.
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Do you know how old the Earth is?
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Late 30s?
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You guys, is it just me?
Am I overreacting?
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No, it's not just you.
My 30th birthday sure wasn't much fun.
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And now Chandler!
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We're all getting so old.
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Why are you doing this to us?
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The One Where They All Turn Thirty
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You're in a great place in your life.
You have an amazing job, good friends.
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Your roommate's a soap opera star.
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Your character is in a coma.
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I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry at this one.
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I know my life's going pretty well,
but I see so many people...
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...who've accomplished their goals
before they're 30.
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Yeah, but you shouldn't compare
yourself to me.
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- Come on, Phoebe!
- You can do it!
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- Come on.
- There you go.
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I did it!
One mile on a Hippity Hop.
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That's everything I wanted to do
before I was 30.
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Except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister.
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Oh, well. But, yeah!
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Girls, this thing is a godsend,
if you know what I mean.
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Thirty. Oh, I mean, 30.
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Monica, you remember mean, old
Mrs. Kreiger in fifth grade? She was 30.
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Let's have some fun.
What do you want to do?
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Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
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Doing nothing on your 30th is better
than doing something stupid, like Ross.
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That was a practical purchase.
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I needed that car for transportation.
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Okay? I have a child.
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How hot do I look in this?
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Ross, a sports car?
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Wouldn't it be cheaper
to just stuff a sock down there?
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That's not what this is about.
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I am a sports car enthusiast.
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- I've always been into cars.
- What's the horsepower?
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I don't know, but look how shiny!
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- I can't believe you bought this.
- Really. God, Ross, what were you thinking?
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I know it's really shallow,
but part of me wants him again.
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Well, get in line, missy.
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So can I have a ride, stud?
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Hop in.
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Get ready for the
smoothest ride of your life.
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Damn it.
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Okay, who's next?
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I am gonna do something today. I'm not
just gonna sit around like some old lady.
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I want to get something pierced.
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Like my nose or my tongue or something.
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Really? Because that hurts.
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So what?
The way I see it...
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Son of a bitch!
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Look, I know what
you're going through.
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I'm totally freaked out
about turning 25.
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Get out of my apartment.
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Rach, I think that you're doing great.
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Let's face it,
no one handles this well.
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Least of all you.
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- Why, what did you do?
- Weren't you asked to leave, sonny?
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Put that back on.
Monica will be here any minute.
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But it hurts my Joey's apple.
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For the last time, it's not named
after each individual man.
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You've done a wonderful job with this
party, Chandler. Everything's so lovely.
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Well, not as lovely as you.
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I can't believe you have a
30-year-old daughter.
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And I can't believe you have
a tux that's 30 years old.
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It's older than that. Ross was actually
conceived right near this tuxedo.
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Everybody hide! I saw her.
She's coming.
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Everybody down!
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Crap.
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Everybody stay here.
I'll find out what's going on.
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Hey, you got the door open!
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Hey, are you drunk?
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No.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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See, I was a little nervous
about turning...
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...30.
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So the busboys took me out
for some drinks.
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Might want to puke on you later.
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Here's the thing. We've thrown
a very formal surprise party for you.
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- Your friends are in there,
and your parents. - No!
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- Yes! Yes!
- No.
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Oh, no! My parents have never
seen me drunk.
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That they know of.
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We'll get you some coffee.
They'll never know that you're drunk.
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- You promise?
- I'll take care of it.
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I love you so much.
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Okay, we have to do something
about your breath.
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What about your breath?
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That's still yours.
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Now remember,
it's a surprise party.
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So when you go in, act surprised.
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Ready?
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Surprise!
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Okay, forward. Forward.
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Stop!
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Okay, back... Stop!
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Okay, for... Stop!
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Stop! Stop!
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Ross, just forget about it.
The guy's got you totally wedged in.
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- Is this yours?
- No, it's mine! It's mine.
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Dude, you so need this car.
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Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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I'll break into this minivan,
put it in neutral.
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You push it forward
so Ross can drive out of the spot.
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All right. Here we go.
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Haul ass!
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Happy 30th birthday! Here.
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It's for the child in you.
And the woman.
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Happy 30th!
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Right. Why do you keep saying that?
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Because it's our 30th birthday.
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Yeah, no, we're not 30.
We're 31. Okay.
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Wait.
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah. What?
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Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31.
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That's what it says
on my birth certificate.
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You have a birth certificate?
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I got a big box of family stuff
when my mom died.
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Our mom.
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Right. Okay.
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- Do you have mine?
- No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, we are 31!
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Yeah.
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I just lost a whole year of my life.
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Okay.
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- Your middle name is Pamela?
- Yes.
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I never knew mine.
Do you remember what it is?
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Yes. Phoebe.
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- That's my first name.
- Right. Okay. Then, no.
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We made it across the room.
You're doing great.
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What's going on?
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Monica's a little drunk.
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Yeah! I love drunk Monica.
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Oh, she's so much more fun
than regular Monica.
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She doesn't want her parents to know.
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All right, all right.
Here's what we'll do.
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I'll get twice as drunk,
then no one will even notice her.
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- Drunk Phoebe's mean.
- Okay, you watch your tone with me!
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What's going on?
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Monica's wasted.
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Maybe that will liven up this party.
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Will you just help her get changed?
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Taking care of a drunk, naked woman
seems like a job for Joey.
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This one's from me.
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It wasn't on your list,
but it's really fun.
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A scooter.
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Stick to the list.
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Always stick to the list.
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No, no, I love it. Thank you.
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Open ours next! Open ours next!
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Now that you're a couple,
we don't get two gifts?
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For my last birthday,
you gave me a hug.
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Read the card! Read the card!
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"Happy birthday, Grandma.
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It's better to be over the hill...
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...than buried under it.
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All our love, Monica and Chandler."
That's funny.
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No, no. That was a joke.
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I know, I get it. It's funny.
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Because you're not a grandma.
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To be a grandma, you have to
be married and have children.
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I don't have any of those things.
That's why it's so funny.
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I'm just gonna go...
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All you had to do was buy the card.
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Hey, look who's back.
It's the birthday girl.
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How's the birthday girl feeling?
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Well, I feel fine, but I think you're
bumming out the rest of the kids.
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It was stupid to get upset about
not having a husband and kids.
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All I really needed was a plan.
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See, I want three kids.
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And you want to have them all at the
same time and have them for your brother.
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As I was saying...
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I should have the first one
by the time I'm 35.
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Which gives me five years.
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I love this plan. I'm
gonna marry this plan.
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If you could do that,
I'd marry the Hippity Hop.
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If I want a kid when I'm 35, I don't
have to get pregnant until I'm 34.
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Which gives Prada four years
to start making maternity clothes.
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But I want to be married
for a year before I get pregnant.
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Really? That long?
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Look all you want, it's happening.
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I don't have to get married until
I'm 33. That's three whole years.
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Wait a minute, though.
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I'll need a year and a half
to plan the wedding.
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And I'd like to know the guy
for a year, year and a half...
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...before we get engaged.
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Which means I need to meet the guy
by the time I'm 30.
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Which is fine
because you just turned...
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...28!
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No, Ross. No, it is not fine.
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I should already be with
the guy I'm gonna marry.
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Will you quit hogging it?
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I'm telling you, it's like
watching Bambi learn how to walk.
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You're drunk.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.
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Maybe I'm a little drunk.
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Are those crab cakes?
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Did I not tell you to come straight to
me when more crab cakes were ready?
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How you feeling?
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You are so handsome.
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I want to make love to you
right here, right now.
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I really wish that you wouldn't.
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Just get through a little bit more,
then we can put you in bed.
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Just smile and don't talk to anyone.
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Speech, speech!
Let's hear from the birthday girl.
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Pheebs!
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See, everybody's looking at me.
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The plan's working.
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I didn't even have to
take off my top yet.
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Speech. Come on, speech!
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You can't keep your hands off her
for one second.
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I think it's nice.
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I think it's necessary.
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I want to thank you all for coming.
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My family and...
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...my friends.
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I'd really like to say that I'm...
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You know what I'd really like to say?
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I'm drunk!
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That's right, Mom and Dad.
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Your little Harmomica is hammered.
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And guess what?
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I've been drunk before.
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And I've smoked a cigarette.
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And I've had a box of Ding Dongs
hidden in my underwear drawer.
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It's all okay.
It's okay because...
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...I turned 30 today.
254
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And I can do anything I want.
255
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Because I am a grownup.
256
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:15,325
Okay, quick. Help me get this off.
257
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I lost a whole year.
258
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:23,341
I can't believe it.
This is so unfair!
259
00:17:23,609 --> 00:17:25,440
Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.
260
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:26,871
Will it? Will it?
261
00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:30,704
How would you feel if
you found out you were 31?
262
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That's not gonna happen.
Because we have a new deal.
263
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Plus, it ruined my schedule.
264
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:41,891
I haven't done any of the things
I wanted to do by the time I was 31.
265
00:17:42,127 --> 00:17:46,223
- Like what? - Like I haven't
met any Portuguese people.
266
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:48,966
I haven't had the perfect kiss.
267
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,327
And I haven't been to sniper school.
268
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,341
Why don't we go and
have some birthday cake.
269
00:17:56,775 --> 00:18:00,609
I just feel like being by myself for
a while. See you guys later. Thanks.
270
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,043
Poor Pheebs.
271
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:08,017
Hey, you know what, you guys? I think
I'm gonna walk her home.
272
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- Oh, man.
- What?
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He's gonna eat the cake.
274
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Pheebs!
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Listen, I...
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Close your eyes.
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That's one thing you can
cross off your list.
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Oh, yeah.
279
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Plus, I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.
280
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Okay, is everybody clear?
281
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We're gonna pick it up...
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...and move it.
283
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All we need is teamwork.
We're gonna lift the car...
284
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...and slide it out.
285
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,405
Lift...
286
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,410
...and slide.
287
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,511
- Ross, I really don't think this...
- Lift...
288
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,748
...and slide.
289
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,786
All right. Come on, dogs,
let's lift this sucker.
290
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:26,463
Oh, unless you're scared.
Little weaklings scared?
291
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Good teamwork.
292
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,334
- Okay, here we go.
- All right, everyone.
293
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Lift...
294
00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,775
...and slide.
295
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:46,410
- Hey, Joey...
- Come on, Rach, my turn just started.
296
00:19:47,753 --> 00:19:49,744
Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.
297
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:52,821
Oh, okay.
Hey, can I ride this outside?
298
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:55,025
Whatever. I'm not your mother.
299
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,620
Not in the street!
300
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:05,260
- Are you feeling any better?
- Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm...
301
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:07,900
Let's talk.
302
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:11,507
What's up?
303
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:13,244
Oh, Tag...
304
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,678
You're such a great guy.
And we have so much fun together.
305
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:19,041
- But I...
- Wait.
306
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:21,883
I think I see where you're going.
307
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:25,646
But before you say anything else,
can I say one more thing?
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Well said.
309
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,596
And a good example of the fun
I was referring to.
310
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,707
But I think I'm past the point
where I can just have fun.
311
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,279
Rachel, don't do this. This is just
because you're turning 30.
312
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,880
Yeah, it is.
313
00:20:52,684 --> 00:20:55,778
But you're just a kid.
I mean, you're 25.
314
00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,649
- Twenty-four, actually.
- Oh, God.
315
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:05,757
You know what I wish?
I wish you were six years older.
316
00:21:06,064 --> 00:21:10,262
Well, if I'm wishing for stuff,
I actually wish I was six years younger.
317
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,931
- Me too.
- Yeah. Sorry.
318
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:23,842
Hey, how'd it go?
319
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:29,653
If I only want two kids,
can I keep him for another year?
320
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,785
You did the right thing.
321
00:21:37,195 --> 00:21:39,220
I don't like this anymore.
322
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:47,000
Well, here we are.
Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
323
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:52,301
Do you realize in 10 years
we're gonna be 40?
324
00:21:55,580 --> 00:21:57,013
Why, God?
325
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,750
Why are you doing this to us?
326
00:22:06,925 --> 00:22:09,826
Yes! My baby's finally free.
327
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:11,323
All right!
328
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:13,893
Start it up. Let's go!
329
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,006
How hot are we?
330
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:33,381
You want to buy a car?
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С Днем рождения.
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С Днем рождения!
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Рэйч, выходи.
4
00:00:12,958 --> 00:00:13,947
Сегодня твой день рождения!
5
00:00:14,793 --> 00:00:15,817
Привет...
6
00:00:17,429 --> 00:00:20,626
Она уже не так хороша, как была в 29.
7
00:00:21,867 --> 00:00:26,497
Прежде чем выйти, мисс Грин хотела бы
установить кое-какие правила.
8
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Она просит не употреблять
слова "cтарый", "пожилой"...
9
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... или "Они все еще смотрятся
чертовски хорошо".
10
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Это правда!
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Рэйчел, выходи.
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Моника приготовила завтрак.
13
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Блинчики с шоколадом.
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У нас есть подарки.
15
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Хорошие?
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Они все из того списка,
который ты дала нам две недели назад.
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А можно получить подарки и остаться 29-и летней?
18
00:01:00,439 --> 00:01:03,875
Да брось, Рэйч, 30 лет - не так страшно.
19
00:01:04,242 --> 00:01:07,040
Неужели? Ты вспомни,
как тебе 30 исполнилось.
20
00:01:07,279 --> 00:01:09,270
Почему, за что?
21
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Мы же договорились.
Пусть другие стареют, а не я.
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Знаете... В Гуаме мне все еще 29.
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Эй, 30 - не так много.
24
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Знаешь, сколько лет земле?
25
00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:36,040
Под 40?
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Скажите честно,
я что, неадекватно реагирую?
27
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Нет, это вполне нормально.
Мой 30-й день рождения тоже не назовешь слишком
веселым.
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А теперь еще и Чендлер!
29
00:01:49,154 --> 00:01:51,054
Мы все стареем!
30
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Почему ты делаешь это с нами?
31
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Эпизод, где всем исполнилось тридцать.
32
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Ты можешь быть довольная своей жизнью.
У тебя прекрасная работа, хорошие друзья.
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Твой сосед звезда мыльной оперы.
34
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Но твой герой в коме.
35
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Я пообещал себе, что не буду плакать из-за этого...
36
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Я знаю, что у меня прекрасная жизнь,
но я вижу так много людей...
37
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... которые сделали все, что хотели, до 30-и лет.
38
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Да, но ты не должна сравнивать себя со мной.
39
00:03:02,594 --> 00:03:04,892
- Давай, Фиби!
- Ты сможешь!
40
00:03:05,864 --> 00:03:07,354
- Давай.
- Финиш!
41
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Я сделала это.
Целая миля на резиновом шаре!
42
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Больше я ничего не хотела добиться к 30-и годам.
43
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Правда, я еще хотела с сестрой помириться.
44
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Ну да ладно... ура!
45
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Девочки, это - просто подарок с небес, если вы
понимаете, о чём я
46
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Тридцать... В смысле, тридцать!
47
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Моника, а ты помнишь старую миссис
Кригер в 5-м классе? Ей же было 30 лет.
48
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Давайте повеселимся.
Чем ты хочешь заняться?
49
00:03:52,944 --> 00:03:54,707
Я ничего не хочу делать
50
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Ничего не делать в свой 30-й день рождения лучше,
чем сделать какую-нибудь глупость, как Росс.
51
00:04:00,752 --> 00:04:02,947
Это была практичная покупка!
52
00:04:03,188 --> 00:04:05,918
Мне нужна была машина для транспортировки.
53
00:04:06,191 --> 00:04:08,557
У меня есть ребенок.
54
00:04:09,161 --> 00:04:11,288
Ну как, круто я смотрюсь?
55
00:04:13,131 --> 00:04:14,655
Росс, спортивная машина?
56
00:04:14,866 --> 00:04:18,199
Может, дешевле было бы просто засунуть носок в
ширинку?
57
00:04:19,070 --> 00:04:21,129
Ты ничего не понимаешь.
58
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Я обожаю спортивные машины.
59
00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:27,572
- Я всегда мечтал о такой.
- А сколько в ней лошадиных сил?
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Я не знаю, зато смотри как она блестит!
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- Просто не верится, что ты купил ее.
- И правда, о чем ты думал вообще?
62
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Я знаю, что это пошло, но
частичка меня хочет его снова.
63
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Что ж, в очередь.
64
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Можно прокатиться?
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Запрыгивай.
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Приготовься к лучшей поездке в своей жизни.
67
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Проклятье!
68
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Ладно, кто следующий?
69
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Знаете, я все-таки что-нибудь сделаю сегодня.
Я не буду сидеть и ныть, как какая-то старуха.
70
00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:32,474
Я себе что-нибудь проколю.
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00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:36,010
Нос, например, или язык. Или еще что-то.
72
00:05:36,248 --> 00:05:37,943
Серьезно? Но ведь это больно.
73
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И что?
Подумаешь, я собираюсь...
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00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:41,719
Ты с ума сошла?!
75
00:05:43,655 --> 00:05:46,283
Рэйчел, я понимаю, каково тебе сейчас.
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00:05:46,491 --> 00:05:49,756
Я тоже переживал, когда мне
исполнилось 25.
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Убирайся из моего дома.
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Рэйч, по-моему, ты отлично держишься.
79
00:05:58,837 --> 00:06:01,635
Посмотрим правде в глаза,
это для любого тяжелое испытание.
80
00:06:02,007 --> 00:06:03,770
Особенно для тебя.
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00:06:04,776 --> 00:06:08,473
- А в чем дело?
- Тебе спать не пора, сынок?
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Пожалуйста, надень его обратно.
Моника появится в любую минуту.
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Но у меня Джоево Яблоко болит.
84
00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:26,826
Последний раз повторяю, оно у всех
называется одинаково, а не индивидуально.
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00:06:30,468 --> 00:06:34,529
Ты организовал прекрасную вечеринку.
Все выглядит великолепно.
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00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:36,297
Но не так великолепно, как вы.
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Никогда бы не подумал, что у вас
есть 30-и летняя дочь.
88
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И кто бы мог подумать, что вашему
смокингу уже 30 лет?
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00:06:44,916 --> 00:06:49,444
Даже больше. Росс был зачат рядом
с этим смокингом.
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00:06:52,557 --> 00:06:54,548
Скорее, прячьтесь! Я ее видела,
она идет!
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Все вниз!
92
00:06:58,163 --> 00:06:59,755
Чёрт...
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00:07:04,869 --> 00:07:08,430
Оставайтесь на своих местах.
Я выясню, что происходит.
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00:07:10,475 --> 00:07:13,273
Эй, ты открыл мне дверь!
95
00:07:15,046 --> 00:07:17,241
Ты что пьяная?
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00:07:17,515 --> 00:07:18,675
Нет.
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Немного...
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00:07:26,458 --> 00:07:27,823
Ну.
99
00:07:29,260 --> 00:07:32,593
Понимаешь, я немного разнервничалась
из-за того, что мне исполнилось...
100
00:07:32,864 --> 00:07:34,229
...тридцать!
101
00:07:35,100 --> 00:07:38,228
И мы с помощниками официантов
пропустили по стаканчику.
102
00:07:41,439 --> 00:07:44,067
Возможно, чуть позже
меня на тебя стошнит.
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Дело вот в чем. Мы приготовили
для тебя официальную вечеринку.
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- Там все твои друзья и родители!
- Нет!
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00:07:53,885 --> 00:07:54,909
- Да, да!
- Неет!
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Родители никогда не видели меня пьяной.
107
00:07:58,757 --> 00:08:00,088
Верней, они так думают.
108
00:08:01,059 --> 00:08:05,257
Ладно, поступим так: я приготовлю тебе крепкий
кофе, и они не заметят, что ты пьяна.
109
00:08:05,463 --> 00:08:07,954
- Обещаешь?
- Я позабочусь об этом.
110
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:10,225
Я так тебя люблю.
111
00:08:10,568 --> 00:08:14,504
Так, надо что-то сделать с твоим дыханием...
112
00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:17,806
От тебя тоже пахнет!
113
00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:20,902
Это от тебя...
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Учти, что вечеринка - сюрприз.
115
00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,082
Так что, когда войдешь, сделай вид,
что ты удивлена.
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00:08:29,487 --> 00:08:30,647
Готова?
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Сюрприз!
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00:08:45,470 --> 00:08:47,131
Так, вперед. Вперед...
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Стой!
120
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Назад... Стой!
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00:08:53,611 --> 00:08:54,976
Так впере... Стой!
122
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Стой-стой-стой!
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Росс, да забудь об этом.
Он же тебя полностью зажал...
124
00:09:01,820 --> 00:09:06,450
- Это ваша машина?
- Нет, она моя! Она моя...
125
00:09:07,992 --> 00:09:10,654
Чувак, да тебе просто необходима эта машина...
126
00:09:12,831 --> 00:09:15,061
Хорошо. Вот, что мы собираемся делать.
127
00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:18,063
Я залезу в этот минивен
и поставлю его на нейтралку.
128
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Вы откатите его вперед так, чтобы
Росс смог выехать.
129
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Ладно, начали.
130
00:09:30,448 --> 00:09:31,710
Шухер!
131
00:09:43,394 --> 00:09:45,885
С 30-м днем рождения!
132
00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:49,966
Это, чтобы ты почувствовала
себя ребенком... И женщиной.
133
00:09:50,735 --> 00:09:51,929
С 30-м днем рождения.
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Ладно, а почему ты все время это повторяешь?
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Потому что сегодня нам исполнилось 30!
136
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Да нет, нам не 30.
Нам 31. Пока.
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Подожди...
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А, это ты...
139
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Да. Что?
140
00:10:08,153 --> 00:10:10,212
Ну да, нам не 30. Нам 31.
141
00:10:11,890 --> 00:10:14,381
Так написано в моем свидетельстве
о рождении.
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У тебя есть свидетельство о рождении?
143
00:10:16,427 --> 00:10:19,294
Да, мне досталась целая коробка с
документами, когда умерла моя мама.
144
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Наша мама...
145
00:10:21,432 --> 00:10:22,626
Да, верно...
146
00:10:24,402 --> 00:10:28,463
- А моего свидетельства там нет?
- Нет, я продала его шведской иммигрантке.
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Боже...
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Ох, нам 31...
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Да...
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00:10:38,449 --> 00:10:41,282
Я потеряла целый год моей жизни...
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Бывает...
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- Твое второе имя Памела?
- Да.
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А я своего не знаю...
Ты помнишь какое у меня?
154
00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,388
Да. Фиби.
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00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:57,431
- Это мое первое имя.
- А, точно... Тогда, нет.
156
00:11:01,172 --> 00:11:04,039
Мы уже прошли всю комнату. Замечательно держишься!
157
00:11:04,475 --> 00:11:05,533
В чем дело?
158
00:11:05,777 --> 00:11:07,335
Моника слегка пьяна.
159
00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:09,670
Ура! Обожаю пьяную Монику!
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00:11:11,216 --> 00:11:14,447
С ней веселее, чем с обычной Моникой.
161
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,782
Она не хочет, чтобы родители знали,
что она пьяна.
162
00:11:20,358 --> 00:11:23,350
Хорошо-хорошо. Поступим так.
163
00:11:23,561 --> 00:11:27,520
Я напьюсь в два раза больше Моники
и тогда никто даже не заметит ее.
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- Пьяная Фиби - грубая.
- Так, ты, не смей повышать на меня голос.
165
00:11:37,675 --> 00:11:39,108
Что такое?
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00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:41,238
Моника пьяная в стельку.
167
00:11:41,446 --> 00:11:44,040
Может хоть это сделает вечеринку веселее.
168
00:11:44,749 --> 00:11:47,115
Рэйч, пожалуйста, помоги ей переодеться
169
00:11:47,452 --> 00:11:50,785
Хорошо, хотя забота о выпившей и обнаженной
девушке - это по части Джоуи.
170
00:11:55,793 --> 00:11:57,727
А это от меня.
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00:11:57,962 --> 00:12:00,590
Этого не было в твоем списке, но думаю тебе понравится
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Скутер.
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00:12:05,770 --> 00:12:07,931
Придерживайся списка.
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Всегда придерживайся списка...
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Нет-нет, мне нравится. Спасибо.
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00:12:16,781 --> 00:12:18,772
А теперь открой наш.
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00:12:18,983 --> 00:12:21,474
Думаете, раз вы вместе, то два подарка
покупать не обязательно?
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00:12:21,719 --> 00:12:24,813
На мой последний день рождения
ты меня просто обнял.
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А теперь прочти открытку
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"С днем рождения, бабуля.
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Лучше идти по склону холма...
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... чем быть похороненным под ним.
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С любовью, Моника и Чендлер."
Остроумно.
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Нет-нет, это же просто шутка.
185
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Я знаю, я поняла. Смешно.
186
00:12:53,785 --> 00:12:55,753
Ты же на самом деле не бабуля.
187
00:12:55,953 --> 00:12:59,480
Ну да, чтобы стать бабулей, надо
выйти замуж и родить детей.
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00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:04,185
А у меня их нет.
Вот поэтому я и смеюсь.
189
00:13:04,796 --> 00:13:06,195
Я просто пойду...
190
00:13:10,768 --> 00:13:13,566
Тебе нужно было просто купить открытку...
191
00:13:18,910 --> 00:13:22,402
Эй, да вы посмотрите кто вернулся.
Это же наша именинница.
192
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:25,344
Как себя чувствуешь?
193
00:13:27,318 --> 00:13:30,810
Я-то хорошо, а все остальные,
из-за тебя, по-моему, не очень.
194
00:13:34,726 --> 00:13:38,685
Расстраиваться из-за отсутствия
детей и мужа было глупо.
195
00:13:38,930 --> 00:13:41,194
Мне просто нужен план.
196
00:13:41,666 --> 00:13:43,395
Я хочу троих детей.
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00:13:43,668 --> 00:13:48,662
И ты хочешь сразу тройняшек,
и от своего брата.
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00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:52,203
Продолжаем...
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00:13:52,677 --> 00:13:55,942
Первого ребенка я хочу родить к 35.
200
00:13:56,180 --> 00:13:58,307
Значит, у меня есть целых 5 лет.
201
00:13:58,816 --> 00:14:01,011
Мне нравится такой план. Пожалуй, за него и выйду
замуж
202
00:14:01,185 --> 00:14:04,052
Если так можно, я выхожу
замуж за хоппер.
203
00:14:05,189 --> 00:14:09,353
Если я хочу ребенка к 35, то
забеременеть мне надо до 34.
204
00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:13,291
Что дает Праде 4 года для того, чтобы начать
выпускать одежду для будущих мам!
205
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:20,034
Но я хочу побыть замужем год,
прежде чем забеременею.
206
00:14:20,405 --> 00:14:22,305
Правда? Так долго?
207
00:14:27,145 --> 00:14:30,114
Смотри сколько хочешь,
это всё равно происходит.
208
00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:37,113
Значит, я могу не выходить замуж
до 33. Это целых три года.
209
00:14:37,388 --> 00:14:38,616
Погодите минутку...
210
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:42,451
Мне нужно полтора года, чтобы
спланировать свадьбу...
211
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:45,662
И я хочу познакомиться с парнем за
год или полтора...
212
00:14:45,930 --> 00:14:48,091
... до свадьбы.
213
00:14:49,033 --> 00:14:53,265
А это значит, что я должна встретиться
с парнем к 30.
214
00:14:54,605 --> 00:14:58,598
Это здорово, потому что
тебе только что исполнилось...
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00:14:58,843 --> 00:15:00,572
... 28
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00:15:01,612 --> 00:15:03,842
Нет, Росс, это не смешно.
217
00:15:04,081 --> 00:15:07,608
Я уже должна быть с парнем,
за которого хочу выйти замуж.
218
00:15:14,625 --> 00:15:16,616
Может, хватит
уже жадничать?
219
00:15:21,799 --> 00:15:25,701
Говорю вам, это похоже на то, как Бэмби учится
ходить.
220
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Ты пьяна
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00:15:30,041 --> 00:15:32,532
Мама и папа будут в ярости
222
00:15:34,745 --> 00:15:36,610
Похоже, я тоже перебрал
223
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:40,612
Это крабовые пироги?
224
00:15:40,885 --> 00:15:44,582
Разве я не сказал вам идти прямо ко мне, когда
они будут готовы?
225
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,223
Как ты себя чувствуешь?
226
00:15:49,193 --> 00:15:51,855
Ты такой красавчик
227
00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:57,131
Я хочу тебя прямо здесь, прямо сейчас
228
00:15:59,904 --> 00:16:02,737
А я действительно хочу,
чтобы ты не хотела.
229
00:16:08,279 --> 00:16:12,978
Осталось ещё немного, а потом мы положим тебя
в постель
230
00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:17,278
Только улыбайся и ни с кем не разговаривай
231
00:16:17,989 --> 00:16:21,789
Речь, речь. Давайте
послушаем речь именинницы.
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00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,884
Фибс
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00:16:24,095 --> 00:16:26,086
Видишь, все смотрят на меня
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00:16:26,297 --> 00:16:27,730
План работает
235
00:16:28,933 --> 00:16:31,902
Мне даже не пришлось раздеваться
236
00:16:32,470 --> 00:16:34,370
Речь
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00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:41,308
Ты можешь отпустить её хотя бы на секунду
238
00:16:41,579 --> 00:16:43,103
Я думаю, это мило
239
00:16:43,314 --> 00:16:45,282
Я думаю, это необходимо
240
00:16:53,424 --> 00:16:56,257
Я хочу поблагодарить всех за то, что пришли
241
00:16:56,694 --> 00:16:58,423
Мою семью и...
242
00:16:58,663 --> 00:16:59,687
...моих друзей
243
00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:06,495
Я бы хотела сказать, что я...
244
00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:11,273
Знаете, что я действительно хочу сказать?
245
00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,704
Я пьяна
246
00:17:16,314 --> 00:17:18,179
Это правда, мама и папа
247
00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,783
Ваша маленькая Гармоника надралась
248
00:17:24,322 --> 00:17:25,311
И знаете что?
249
00:17:25,556 --> 00:17:27,547
Я и раньше напивалась
250
00:17:28,426 --> 00:17:30,917
И курила сигареты
251
00:17:32,129 --> 00:17:35,826
А ещё у меня коробка печенья спрятана в шкафу
252
00:17:38,069 --> 00:17:40,731
И всё это нормально, потому что...
253
00:17:41,005 --> 00:17:42,870
...мне сегодня стукнуло 30.
254
00:17:43,908 --> 00:17:46,536
И я могу делать всё, что захочу
255
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:49,877
Потому что я взрослая
256
00:17:55,720 --> 00:17:58,416
Так, быстро. Помоги мне раздеться
257
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,927
Я потеряла целый год
258
00:18:04,128 --> 00:18:06,756
Не могу в это поверить. Это так несправедливо
259
00:18:06,964 --> 00:18:08,932
Фибс, всё будет хорошо
260
00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,430
Будет? Да?
261
00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:14,431
Как бы ты себя чувствовал, если бы узнал, что
тебе 31?
262
00:18:14,639 --> 00:18:18,473
Этого никогда не произойдёт. Мы заключили сделку.
263
00:18:19,777 --> 00:18:21,904
Плюс, я выбилась из графика
264
00:18:22,113 --> 00:18:26,140
Я не сделала ничего, что хотела сделать к 31.
265
00:18:26,350 --> 00:18:30,650
- Например?
- Например, не встретила ни одного португальца
266
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:33,481
У меня не было идеального поцелуя
267
00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,954
Я не закончила школу снайперов.
268
00:18:37,995 --> 00:18:41,158
Почему бы нам не пойти и не съесть торт?
269
00:18:41,532 --> 00:18:45,628
Мне надо побыть одной. Увидимся позже. Спасибо
270
00:18:47,805 --> 00:18:49,170
Бедная Фиби
271
00:18:49,807 --> 00:18:53,334
Знаете что, ребята? Думаю, мне надо проводить
её домой
272
00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:59,307
- Вот блин
- Что?
273
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,508
Он съест торт
274
00:19:03,354 --> 00:19:04,719
Фибс
275
00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:06,520
Послушай, я...
276
00:19:07,391 --> 00:19:08,483
Закрой глаза
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00:19:21,672 --> 00:19:24,106
Один пункт ты можешь вычеркнуть из списка
278
00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:27,677
О, да
279
00:19:29,714 --> 00:19:32,478
К тому же, я на 1/16 португалец
280
00:19:36,687 --> 00:19:38,780
Всем всё понятно?
281
00:19:39,023 --> 00:19:41,014
Мы поднимем её...
282
00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:44,560
...и подвинем
283
00:19:45,763 --> 00:19:50,223
Нужно работать в команде. Мы поднимем её...
284
00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:53,230
...и подвинем
285
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,301
Поднимем...
286
00:19:57,575 --> 00:19:59,440
...и подвинем
287
00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:02,708
- Росс, я не думаю, что...
- Поднимем...
288
00:20:03,814 --> 00:20:06,078
...и подвинем
289
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:10,284
Так. Давайте, парни,
поднимем этого сосунка.
290
00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:15,151
Или вы испугались? Маленькие слабачки испугались?
291
00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:16,725
Хорошая командная работа
292
00:20:17,661 --> 00:20:20,186
- Ладно, мы готовы
- Итак, все
293
00:20:20,431 --> 00:20:22,058
Поднимаем...
294
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,928
...и двигаем
295
00:20:32,076 --> 00:20:35,944
- Эй, Джоуи...
- Нет, Рэйч, я только начал.
296
00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,407
Вообще-то, я хотела поговорить с Тэгом
297
00:20:39,617 --> 00:20:42,609
А, ладно. Можно я покатаюсь на улице?
298
00:20:42,853 --> 00:20:44,912
Мне всё равно. Я не твоя мама
299
00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:47,618
Только по тротуару
300
00:20:51,328 --> 00:20:55,560
- Как ты себя чувствуешь?
- Сейчас уже лучше. Я...
301
00:20:56,967 --> 00:20:58,264
Давай поговорим
302
00:21:00,538 --> 00:21:02,028
Что случилось?
303
00:21:02,273 --> 00:21:03,865
Тэг
304
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:08,534
Ты замечательный человек. И нам так весело вместе
305
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:09,974
- Но я...
- Погоди
306
00:21:10,948 --> 00:21:12,916
Я понял, куда ты клонишь
307
00:21:13,150 --> 00:21:16,847
Перед тем, как ты продолжишь, позволь мне кое-что
сказать
308
00:21:25,362 --> 00:21:26,727
Хорошо сказано
309
00:21:29,099 --> 00:21:32,364
И хороший пример того, как нам весело вместе
310
00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:38,731
Но я думаю, что я уже перешла тот рубеж, где можно
только веселиться
311
00:21:38,943 --> 00:21:42,470
Рэйчел, не делай этого.
Это всё из-за того, что тебе исполнилось 30.
312
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,170
Да, это так
313
00:21:44,982 --> 00:21:48,247
Но ты ещё ребёнок. Тебе 25
314
00:21:48,953 --> 00:21:51,251
- Вообще-то 24.
- О, Боже
315
00:21:53,757 --> 00:21:58,660
Знаешь, что бы я хотела? Чтобы ты был на 6 лет
старше
316
00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:03,299
А если честно, то чтобы я была на 6 лет моложе
317
00:22:04,335 --> 00:22:07,099
- Я тоже
- Мне жаль
318
00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:17,477
Как всё прошло?
319
00:22:18,983 --> 00:22:23,545
А если у меня будет только двое детей, могу я
оставить его ещё на год?
320
00:22:24,989 --> 00:22:26,820
Ты правильно поступила
321
00:22:31,362 --> 00:22:33,557
Мне это больше не нравится
322
00:22:38,135 --> 00:22:41,627
Вот и мы. Кучка тридцатилетних
323
00:22:42,840 --> 00:22:47,140
Вы осознаёте, что через 10 лет нам будет 40?
324
00:22:50,514 --> 00:22:52,038
За что, Боже?
325
00:22:52,316 --> 00:22:54,944
За что ты так с нами поступаешь?
326
00:23:02,393 --> 00:23:05,453
Да. Моя малышка наконец-то свободна
327
00:23:05,663 --> 00:23:06,994
Так
328
00:23:07,798 --> 00:23:09,663
Заводи. Поехали
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00:23:18,676 --> 00:23:20,200
И насколько мы круты?
330
00:23:28,018 --> 00:23:29,986
Хочешь купить машину?
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