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Bye-bye.
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I just got us reservations
at Michelle's...
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...and tickets to The Music Man
to celebrate...
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...our first holiday season
as a betrothed couple.
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- "Betrothed."
- Betrothed couple.
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- Hey!
- Hi!
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Pheebs?
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Skull?
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Yeah, it's my mom's.
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Oh, my God!
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No, no, no. It's not my mom.
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It belonged to my mom.
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She used to put it out
every Christmas...
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...to remind us that even though
it's Christmas, people still die.
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And you can put candy in it.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Licorice?
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Sure.
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- I get Ben for the holidays this year.
- That's great!
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- Are you gonna dress up as Santa?
- Nope.
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I mean,
I know Susan does every year...
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...but I want to take this year
to teach him about Hanukkah.
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And maybe I could teach Ben...
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...about the Christmas skull
and how people die.
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You may need to use this year
to teach Ben about Phoebe.
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Hey.
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- Did you know he was in there?
- No.
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- How long have we been home?
- About half an hour.
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Lovely.
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The One With The Holiday Armadillo
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You know what I was thinking?
When we get married, are you gonna...
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...change your last name to "Bing"?
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No.
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Why not?
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"Bing" is weird.
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Yeah, I know what you mean. Gellar!
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Oh, hey, you guys.
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Guess what. My landlord just called.
My apartment's gonna be ready soon.
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So I guess I'll be moving out.
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Phoebe, I'm gonna miss you.
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Yes, you will be very sad.
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- I gotta go tell Rachel the good news.
- You guys are gonna live together again?
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- Yeah, why not?
- She's just having so much fun with Joey...
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...I just assumed she'd still
be living with him.
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Why do you think she's having
so much fun living with Joey?
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No reason, except she...
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...told me.
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Really? She said she didn't want
to live with me?
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No. No, she didn't say that.
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I think you should talk to Monica now.
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Phoebe, don't worry. I'm sure
she wants to live with you.
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You're sure?
You're absolutely sure?
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No, but I'll bet she probably does.
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Oh, probably?
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I don't like that word.
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I know what "probably" really means.
Yeah, yeah.
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"Oh, your mom
probably won't kill herself."
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You know, "No, the funeral director
probably won't hit on you."
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"Yeah, that nice couple probably
will adopt you. " Okay, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry,
but I'm not hanging all my hopes...
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...of Rachel and I living together
on "probably."
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You gotta take care of yourself
in this world.
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History teaches us nothing.
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"Bing" doesn't seem so weird now,
does it?
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Great, you're home.
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Guess what Phoebe got me
for Christmas.
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- Drums?
- No, drums!
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Hi, could we get
two burritos to go, please?
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I'm sorry. But not that sorry,
because you don't have to live with it.
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We have a reservation under
the name Chandler Bing.
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Okay, we'll have a table for you
in about 45 minutes.
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Forty-five minutes? We have tickets
to The Music Man at 8.
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I'm sorry.
Christmas is a very busy time, sir.
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Is this because of the burrito thing?
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- You need to give him money.
- Give him money? It was a joke!
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No. To get a table. Places like this
are always shaking you down.
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- Everybody wants a payoff.
- All right, calm down, O'Malley.
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- I'll slip him some money.
- But you've got to be smooth about it.
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Hey, I can be smooth.
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We're in a bit of a hurry,
so if you could get us a table...
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...a little quicker, I'd appreciate it.
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- Of course, sir.
- Okay.
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- How'd it go?
- Had the money in the wrong hand.
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Hey. You don't feel...
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...like you're gonna throw up, do you?
- No.
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Well, I do. So let's...
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So, Ben, you...
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You know what holiday is coming up,
don't you?
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Christmas.
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Yeah, and you know what
other holiday is coming up?
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Christmas Eve.
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Yes, but also...
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Hanukkah!
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See, you're part Jewish,
and Hanukkah is a Jewish holiday.
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Santa has reindeers that can fly.
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Right, but on Hanukkah...
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Hanukkah is a celebration
of a miracle.
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See, years and years ago, there were
these people called the Maccabees.
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Okay, that's right. Yes...
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...but on Hanukkah, we sing:
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Okay, it's not a contest.
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When is Santa coming?
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How about this year,
instead of Santa...
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...we have fun celebrating Hanukkah?
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No Santa?
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Was I bad?
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No. Oh, no, no. Hey, you weren't bad.
You've been very good, Ben.
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- Santa's mad at me.
- No, hey, hey, come on.
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Ben, Santa is not mad at you, okay?
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You're his favorite little guy.
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So Santa's coming?
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Yes!
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Santa's coming.
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Will he bring me an ant farm?
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Will you keep it at Mommy's?
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- Okay.
- Then sure!
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Maybe this slipping-him-money thing
is not gonna work.
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Maybe we should just wait.
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You're the one who said you would die
if you didn't see Music Man.
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I didn't say "die."
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I said "cry."
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It's easy. Just keep it casual.
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Give him a kind word,
shake his hand and give him the money.
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- How do you know so much about this?
- I don't know.
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Richard used to do it, didn't he?
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We'd be eating our soup right now.
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Mustached bastard.
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Okay, those people just left. Come on.
Quick, give him the money.
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Excuse me.
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We're in a bit of a hurry.
Can we...?
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So you like the drums.
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That's great.
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You know, I was worried that
they would create maybe...
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...an unbearable living situation.
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But, okay, well, apparently not.
So, yay!
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Hey, Pheebs,
we already learned a song.
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Ready? One, two, three, four.
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Tequila!
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That's fun.
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Here you go.
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Thank you, Gunther.
Put her there.
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Definitely not easier with coins.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey.
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Here. Now I only owe you 49.50.
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Hey, Pheebs...
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...if you want to get Joey a Christmas
present that disrupts the entire building...
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...why not get him
something more subtle...
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...like a wrecking ball...
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...or a vial of smallpox
to release in the hallway?
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It's not just the drum noise.
Every five minutes...
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...Joey throws his sticks
in the air...
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...and I have to hear:
"Oh, my eye! Oh, God, my eye!"
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- I mean, it is so annoying.
- Yes, thank you.
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You see, this is how normal people
are supposed to react to drums.
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Phoebe, you got Joey drums
to annoy Rachel...
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...so she wouldn't want
to live there anymore?
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Maybe on some level.
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Joey, you know that you could just
not throw the sticks up in the air.
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What is rock 'n' roll about that?
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Hey, Joey, I got you another present.
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Hold it!
Before you tell me what it is...
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Okay, what is it?
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It's a...
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...tarantula!
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God, Rachel, I'm sorry.
What was I thinking...
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...giving Joey this big, gross,
scary spider...
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...in such a poorly constructed cage?
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What are you talking about?
I love them.
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I had a tarantula when I was a kid.
But it died because my cat ate it.
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And then my cat died.
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But, Joey, isn't this cool?
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Is it on me?
I feel like it's on me. I got...
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Oh, isn't that adorable?
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Joey is afraid of the tarantula.
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He's so adorable.
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God, he's just so much fun.
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Joey's the best. I'm glad
you're having so much fun here.
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Wait a minute.
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What's the matter?
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Our apartment is ready.
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And that makes you angry because...?
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Because you'd rather
live here with Joey.
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- Where did you get that?
- Monica and Chandler...
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...said that you were having
so much fun here...
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...and apparently no amount of drums
or tarantula is gonna change that.
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Phoebe,
did you get all this stuff for Joey...
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...to try and drive me out
of the apartment?
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You might as well have just
gotten him a fish.
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You know how fish freak me out.
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Fish.
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But it wouldn't have mattered.
You and I are gonna live together.
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We're roommates.
That's the deal.
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Yes, but I wanted you to want
to live with me.
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But, okay, if you're having
so much fun over here...
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It's so much more fun with you.
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- We did have fun, didn't we?
- We had so much fun.
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Remember the time we were playing
with the SuperBall...
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...and we accidentally threw it through
the window and it broke?
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I remember paying for the window,
but I don't remember how it broke.
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Yeah, stuff like that.
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Well, anyway, they say, if we want,
we could see it tonight.
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- I would love to.
- Yay, okay!
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- Good, good, good.
- Great. All right. Good.
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And Monica asked me
to make the drumming stop.
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Done.
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Hello, sir.
You here to return those pants?
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No, these are my pants.
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Okay.
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- How can I help you?
- Do you have a Santa outfit left?
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Two days before Christmas?
Sorry, man.
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- Did you try Costume City?
- Yeah, I've tried everywhere.
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- Please, please. I mean, I'll pay extra.
- Sorry. But...
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...I do have 74 of them
coming back on the 26th.
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Okay, look.
Do you have anything Christmas-y?
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I promised my son, and I really
don't want to disappoint him.
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Come on, you gotta have something.
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I'm the Holiday Armadillo!
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I'm a friend of Santa's...
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...and he sent me here to wish you...
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...a merry Christmas!
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What happened to Santa,
Holiday Armadillo?
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Santa was unavailable...
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...so close to Christmas.
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Come in, have a seat.
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You must be exhausted,
coming all the way from Texas.
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- Texas?
- That's right, Ben.
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I'm Santa's representative...
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...for all the Southern states.
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And Mexico!
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But Santa sent me here...
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...to give you these presents, Ben.
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Maybe the lady will help me
with these presents.
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Wow, thanks!
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You're welcome, Ben.
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Merry Christmas.
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And happy Hanukkah!
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Are you for Hanukkah too?
Because I'm part Jewish.
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You are? Me too.
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Because armadillos
also wandered in the desert?
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You want to wander in the hall?
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Hey, Ben!
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What if the Holiday Armadillo...
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...told you all about
the Festival of Lights?
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Cool!
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Come on, Ben.
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Years and years ago...
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...there were these people called...
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...the Maccabees!
- Ho, ho, ho!
250
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Merry Christmas!
251
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- Santa!
- Hey!
252
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:08,198
What are you doing here, Santa?
253
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,743
Well, I'm here to see
my old buddy Ben.
254
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,073
What are you doing here...
255
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,944
...Weird Turtle Man?
256
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,449
I'm the Holiday Armadillo...
257
00:15:23,722 --> 00:15:26,850
...your part-Jewish friend.
258
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,955
You sent me here
to give Ben some presents.
259
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,960
Remember?
260
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:36,299
What?
261
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:41,229
Did you bring me any presents, Santa?
262
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:42,997
You bet I did, Ben.
263
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:45,176
Put her there.
264
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:54,149
Well, it would have worked this time
if his hands weren't so damn small.
265
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:59,089
Ho, ho, ho!
266
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:01,190
Ben, why don't you come open
more presents.
267
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,987
Santa, the armadillo and I
will have a talk in the kitchen.
268
00:16:04,663 --> 00:16:07,131
There's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.
269
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:10,164
What are you doing?
270
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,837
You called everyone and said you were
having trouble finding a Santa costume...
271
00:16:14,039 --> 00:16:16,098
...so I borrowed one
from a guy at work.
272
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,674
Thank you, but you gotta leave.
273
00:16:19,011 --> 00:16:20,273
- Why?
- Because...
274
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:23,174
...I'm finally getting him excited
about Hanukkah...
275
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:24,643
...and you're wrecking it.
276
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:28,717
But I didn't get to shake my belly
like a bowlful of jelly.
277
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:35,451
I'm sorry, Chandler,
but this is really important to me.
278
00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,556
Fine, I'll give the suit back.
279
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,590
Hey, you think you can keep it
another night?
280
00:16:45,904 --> 00:16:47,633
Santa? Really?
281
00:16:48,307 --> 00:16:49,501
Yeah, is that okay?
282
00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:53,201
Did your dad ever dress up like Santa?
283
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:57,574
- No.
- Then it's okay!
284
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,852
Okay, Ben. Santa has to go.
285
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,519
Say goodbye.
286
00:17:02,788 --> 00:17:05,222
No, why does he have to go?
287
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:09,551
Because if Santa and the Holiday...
288
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:11,587
...Armadillo...
289
00:17:13,699 --> 00:17:15,997
...are ever in the same room
for too long...
290
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:19,169
...the universe will implode!
291
00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,968
Merry Christmas!
292
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:28,005
No, why can't the armadillo leave?
I want Santa.
293
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,940
Fine, I give up. Santa...
294
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,583
Santa can stay!
295
00:17:36,522 --> 00:17:37,420
Well, I'll stay...
296
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:41,023
...but only because I want to hear
about Hanukkah.
297
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,258
Ben, will you sit here with Santa...
298
00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,554
...and learn about Hanukkah?
299
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,790
Okay, Santa.
300
00:17:49,701 --> 00:17:51,191
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
301
00:17:51,503 --> 00:17:53,403
All right, it's time...
302
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,766
...for the story of Hanukkah.
303
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,001
Years and years ago...
304
00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,873
...there were these people
called the Maccabees!
305
00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:05,380
Merry Christmas!
306
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:18,193
Oh, wow, look at this place!
307
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:22,390
Oh, this is terrible.
308
00:18:22,634 --> 00:18:23,965
They've made so many changes...
309
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,366
...I can't even feel
my grandmother's presence anymore.
310
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:29,974
Oh, new sconces!
311
00:18:30,976 --> 00:18:32,603
- Oh, my God!
- What?
312
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,679
Okay, remember how you told me that
your grandmother put up that wall...
313
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,973
...to make that into two bedrooms?
- Yeah.
314
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,377
And that the landlord
might find out...
315
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,621
...and then tear it down?
- Yeah?
316
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:46,687
Do you really not know
where I'm going with this?
317
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,392
No, of course I do. What?
318
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,731
It left. It's one huge room.
319
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,933
Oh, no!
320
00:18:57,936 --> 00:18:59,927
Wow!
321
00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:01,838
See?
322
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,606
I guess we'll just have to
put the wall back up.
323
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:08,904
- You can't, because of the new skylight.
- There's a skylight?
324
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:11,312
Wow!
325
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,785
So, what should we do? Should
we start looking for a new place?
326
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:19,618
You know, I'm sensing...
327
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,555
...that my grandmother
would not be comfortable with that.
328
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,422
Oh, yeah?
329
00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:29,189
Starting to feel her again there,
are we?
330
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:31,727
- A little bit. Yeah.
- Yeah.
331
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:36,702
Pheebs, is your grandmother maybe
saying that you should live here alone?
332
00:19:36,942 --> 00:19:39,001
You heard it too? You have the gift.
333
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,644
Phoebe, it's okay.
334
00:19:42,881 --> 00:19:44,712
I like living with Joey.
335
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,311
- Are you sure?
- Please. I hate packing...
336
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,850
...it's closer to work.
337
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:50,918
And we do have fun.
338
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,457
Although, I'm really gonna miss
living with you.
339
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:58,126
- Oh, me too.
- I know.
340
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:00,993
Oh, wait. Did you hear that?
341
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,633
Listen. I'm getting something
from your grandmother.
342
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:07,405
She said that since you get to keep
the one-bedroom apartment...
343
00:20:07,639 --> 00:20:10,631
...you should give Rachel
the purple chair.
344
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,271
No, I do not hear that.
345
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,545
Oh, no, wait a minute. Oh, okay.
346
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:23,619
She didn't say "chair," she said "share."
You
should share the one-bedroom apartment.
347
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,221
Oh, the purple chair.
No, yeah, I heard that.
348
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,129
And the miracle was that
that little bit of oil...
349
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:36,027
...that should have lasted
just one day, burned for...
350
00:20:36,268 --> 00:20:38,099
- Eight whole days.
- That's right.
351
00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:42,069
And that's why we celebrate
Hanukkah today. The end.
352
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,106
- Awesome.
- Yeah.
353
00:20:44,543 --> 00:20:45,475
My favorite part...
354
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:49,909
...was when Superman
flew all the Jews out of Egypt.
355
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:57,416
The armadillo was actually
not so thrilled about that part.
356
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:03,018
Why is Santa kissing Aunt Monica?
357
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:07,857
Because Aunt Monica
was very, very good this year.
358
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:11,900
Okay, Ben, it's time to light...
359
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:14,935
...the Hanukkah candles!
360
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:24,808
Hey.
361
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:29,050
Wow! Looks like the Easter Bunny's
funeral in here.
362
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,252
Come on, come on.
We're lighting the candles.
363
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:40,660
I understand why Superman is here...
364
00:21:40,866 --> 00:21:44,302
...but why is there a porcupine
at the Easter Bunny's funeral?
365
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:53,609
- Did you get it?
- I got it.
366
00:21:53,845 --> 00:21:55,608
Is it back in the cage?
367
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,679
It's back in the cage.
368
00:21:59,084 --> 00:22:00,574
Is the cage closed?
369
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:05,916
Joey, will you just come out here
and stop being such a baby!
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Пока-пока.
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00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,505
Я только что заказал нам столик
в ресторане Michelle...
3
00:00:06,673 --> 00:00:08,966
...и два билета на мюзикл, чтобы
мы смогли отпраздновать...
4
00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:11,677
...наше первое Рождество
как обреченной паре.
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- "Обрученной".
- Обрученной паре.
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- Привет!
- Привет!
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Фиби?
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Череп?
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А, это мамин.
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Бог ты мой!
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Нет, нет, нет!
Череп не мамин.
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Он просто принадлежал маме.
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Каждое Рождество она
ставила его на стол...
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...чтобы напомнить нам, что люди
умирают даже в Рождество.
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И в нем можно хранить конфетки.
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- Привет.
- Привет.
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Лакрицу?
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Давай.
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00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:58,849
- В этом году Бен проведет праздники со мной.
- Просто отлично!
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- Ты нарядишься Сантой?
- Не-а.
21
00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:03,437
Я знаю, что Сьюзан так
делает каждый год...
22
00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:06,523
...но в этом году я постараюсь
рассказать сыну о Хануке.
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00:01:06,691 --> 00:01:08,150
А может мне рассказать Бену...
24
00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:11,153
...о Рождественском черепе
и таинстве смерти?
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В этом году тебе лучше
рассказать Бену о Фиби.
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Привет.
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- Ты знала, что он был здесь?
- Нет.
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- Как давно мы дома?
- Около получаса.
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Прелестно!
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<b><font color=#80FF80>ДРУЗЬЯ</font></b>
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Сезон 07. Серия 08
Рождественский Броненосц.
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В переводе участвовали: Станислав Чурабо,
Denlerien, nitai4andra
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Знаешь, о чем я думал?
Ведь когда мы поженимся, ты...
34
00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,013
...поменяешь фамилию на "Бинг"?
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Нет.
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Почему?
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Она странная.
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Привет, ребят.
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Знаете, что?
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Звонил мой домовладелец.
Моя квартира скоро будет готова.
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Так что, наверное, я скоро съеду.
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Фиби, я буду скучать по тебе.
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Ну да, тяжело тебе будет.
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- Пойду обрадую Рейчел.
- Вы что, снова будете жить вместе?
45
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- Ну да, а что?
- Да просто ей так весело с Джоуи...
46
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...что я подумал, что она захочет
жить с ним дальше.
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А почему ты думаешь, что ей
так уж весело с Джоуи?
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Не знаю, разве что...
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00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:01,180
...она сама мне сказала.
50
00:03:01,764 --> 00:03:04,099
Правда? Она сказала, что
не хочет жить со мной?
51
00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,019
Нет. Нет, такого она не говорила.
52
00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:10,355
Поговори-ка лучше с Моникой.
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00:03:11,649 --> 00:03:14,151
Фиби, успокойся. Я уверена, что она
опять захочет с тобой жить.
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Ты уверена?
Ты точно уверена?
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Нет, но, наверное, захочет.
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O, наверное?
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Не люблю я это слово.
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Я-то знаю его истинное
значение. Знаю, знаю.
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"Твоя мама наверное не
покончит с собой."
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Я сильно извиняюсь, но я не
собираюсь возлагать свои надежды...
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...на проживание с Рэйчел
на слово "наверное."
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В этом мире можно полагаться
только на себя.
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История ничему нас не учит.
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А моя фамилия не такая
уж и странная, а?
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Отлично, вот ты и дома.
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Угадай-ка, что Фиби подарила
мне на Рождество.
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00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,537
- Ударную установку?
- Нет, ударную установку!
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00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,171
Привет, можно нам два
буррито на вынос, пожалуйста?
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Я извиняюсь. Но не так уж сильно -
вам-то с ним не жить.
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У нас заказан столик на имя
"Чендлер Бинг".
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Отлично, Ваш столик освободится
через 45 минут.
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00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,645
45 минут? У нас билеты
на мюзикл в 20!
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Прошу прощения. На Рождество
очень много заказов, сэр.
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Это все из-за шутки про буррито?
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00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,948
- Дай ему денег.
- Денег? Да я просто пошутил!
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00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:46,785
Да нет. Чтобы столик получить. В подобных
местах всегда деньги вымогают.
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- Каждый хочет урвать свое.
- Ладно, успокойся, великий комбинатор.
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- Сейчас я всучу ему деньги.
- Только ради Бога веди себя поделикатней.
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Я могу быть деликатным!
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Мы немного спешим, так что если
Вы поможете нам получить столик...
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...немного побыстрее,
я буду весьма признателен.
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- Конечно, сэр.
- Oтлично.
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00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,646
- Как все прошло?
- Деньги были в другой руке.
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Хэй! Тебя ведь не...
85
00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,823
...тошнит, а?
- Нет.
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А меня тошнит. Давай-ка...
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Ну ладно, Бен...
88
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Ты же знаешь, какой праздник
скоро наступит, а?
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00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,208
Рождество.
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00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:38,587
Ну да, a знаешь, какой
еще праздник наступает?
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Cочельник.
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00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,092
Но ведь еще есть...
93
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Ханука!
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Ты ведь наполовину еврей, a Ханука
один из главных еврейских праздников.
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А олени Санты могут летать.
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Верно, но на Хануку...
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Ханука - это празднование чуда.
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Послушай: много-много лет назад на свете
жили люди, звавшиеся Маккавеи.
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Ну да. Хорошо...
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...а на Хануку обычно поют...
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Ладно, мы ж не на песенном конкурсе.
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Когда придет Санта?
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А давай в этом году
вместо Санты...
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...мы весело отметим Хануку?
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Без Санты?
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Я плохо себя вел?
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Нет, нет, нет. Heт, конечно.
Ты вел себя очень хорошо, Бен.
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- Санта на меня рассердился.
- Нет, нет, да ты что!
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Бен, Санта на тебя не сердился, ясно?
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Ты его любимый мальчик.
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Значит, Санта придет?
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Да!
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Он придет.
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Это несложно. Просто веди себя естественно.
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Перекинься с человеком парой добрых слов,
пожми ему руку и всучи деньги.
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- Откуда ты про все это знаешь?
- Сама не знаю.
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Ричард так делал, да?
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Мы могли бы уже есть суп.
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Сволочь усатая!
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Так, вот эти люди уходят. Давай.
Быстро, дай ему денег.
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Простите.
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Мы немного спешим.
Нельзя ли нам...?
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Так, тебе нравятся барабаны.
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Отлично!
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Знаете, а я опасалась, что они...
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...могут сделать жизнь невыносимой.
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Но, похоже, всё в порядке. Ура!
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Слушай, Фиби, а мы
песню разучили.
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Готова? Раз, два, три, четыре.
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Tекила!
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Весело у вас!
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Пожалуйста.
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Спасибо, Гюнтер.
Поставь сюда.
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С монетками тоже не получается.
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- Спасибо.
- Спасибо.
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- Привет, Фиби.
- Привет.
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Держи. Теперь я должен тебе только 49.50.
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Знаешь, Фиби...
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...если ты хочешь сделать Джоуи подарок,
способный уничтожить всё здание...
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...подари что-нибудь более утончённое...
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...например, кувалду...
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...или пузырек с оспой
для распыления в фойе?
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Дело даже не в шуме.
Каждые 5 минут...
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...Джоуи подбрасывает палочки в воздух...
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...и я слышу: "O, мой глаз!
Боже, мой глаз!"
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- Это так раздражает!
- Да, спасибо!
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Именно так нормальные люди и
должны реагировать на барабаны.
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Фиби, так ты купила барабаны для Джоуи,
чтобы они раздражали Рейчел...
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...и она не захотела бы
больше жить в той квартире?
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Ну, может, подсознательно...
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Джоуи, вообще-то ты можешь просто
не вскидывать палочки вверх.
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А в чем тогда смысл рок-н-ролла?
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Джоуи, а у меня для тебя еще один подарок.
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Подожди-ка!
Прежде чем ты расскажешь...
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Ладно, что это?
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Это...
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...тарантул!
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Прости меня, Рейчел!
О чем я только думала...
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...дарить Джоуи большого,
мерзкого, жуткого паука!
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...в такой хлипкой клетке?
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Да ты что!
Я обожаю пауков.
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У меня был тарантул, когда я была маленькой.
Но он умер - его сожрал мой кот.
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A потом сам помер.
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Джоуи, ну разве не клево?
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Он на мне?
Мне кажется, что он на мне. Я...
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Ну разве не мило?
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Джоуи боится тарантулов!
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Он такой милый!
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Боже, он такой веселый!
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Он самый лучший! Я рада,
что вам так весело вдвоем!
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Подожди-ка минутку.
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В чем дело?
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Наша квартира готова.
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И ты злишься потому, что...?
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Потому что тебе больше
нравится жить здесь с Джоуи.
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- С чего ты взяла?
- Моника и Чендлер...
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...сказали, что тебе с ним
очень весело.
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...и никакие барабаны и тарантулы
здесь, кажется, не помогут.
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Фиби, так ты подарила Джоуи
все эти подарки...
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...чтобы выжить меня из квартиры?
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Так тогда тебе нужно
было подарить ему рыбку.
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Ты ведь знаешь, что я их терпеть не могу.
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Рыбка!
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Но это все не важно.
Мы обязательно будем жить вместе.
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Мы ведь соседки. Вот и все!
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Да, но я хотела, чтоб ты сама
захотела жить у меня.
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Но если тебе здесь веселее...
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С тобой мне гораздо веселее.
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- Мы ведь зажигали, а?
- Отжигали по полной.
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Ладно, мне сказали, что мы можем
посмотреть квартиру вечером.
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- Я не против.
- Круто!
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- Отлично, отлично!
- Круто. Ладно. Отлично.
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И Моника попросила меня
положить конец барабанному бою.
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Готово!
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Здравствуйте.
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Здравствуйте, сэр!
Хотите вернуть брюки?
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Вообще-то они мои.
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Ладно.
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- Чем могу помочь?
- У Вас не осталось костюмов Санты?
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За два дня до Рождества?
Прости, друг.
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Ладно, давайте так. У вас нет
чего-нибудь в рождественском стиле?
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Я дал обещание сыну, и я не хочу
его разочаровывать.
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Да ладно, должно же быть хоть что-то!
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Я - Рождественский Броненосец!
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Я - друг Санты...
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...и он прислал меня пожелать тебе...
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...веселого Рождества!
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А что случилось с Сантой,
Рождественский Броненосец?
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Санта оказался недоступен...
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...прямо перед Рождеством.
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Заходи, присаживайся.
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00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:07,786
Ты наверное так устал после долгого
путешествия из Техаса.
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- Из Техаса?
- Верно, Бен.
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Я - официальный представитель Санты...
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...во всех южных штатах США.
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И в Мексике!
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Санта прислал меня...
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...чтобы вручить тебе эти подарки, Бен.
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00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,269
А может, дама поможет мне
с подарками?
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Вау, спасибо!
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Пожалуйста, Бен.
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Весёлого Рождества!
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И счастливой Хануки!
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Так ты и с Ханукой связан?
Я ведь наполовину еврей.
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Правда? Я тоже.
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Значит, броненосцы тоже
бродили по пустыне?
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Хочешь побродить в коридоре?
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Эй, Бен!
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00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,484
А что если Рождественский Броненосец...
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...расскажет тебе о
Празднике огней (Хануке)?
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Круто!
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Поехали, Бен.
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Много-много лет назад...
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00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,416
...на свете жили люди звавшиеся...
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...Маккавеи!
- Хоу, хоу, хоу!
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Веселого Рождества!
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Санта!
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00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,217
Привет!
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00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:50,054
Что ты здесь делаешь, Санта?
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00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,809
Я пришел повидать моего
старого друга Бена.
241
00:14:55,477 --> 00:14:57,186
А что ты здесь делаешь...
242
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:01,190
...странный Человек-Черепашка?
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00:15:03,068 --> 00:15:05,945
Я - Рождественский Броненосец...
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00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,532
...твой наполовину еврейский друг.
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00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:14,787
Ты прислал меня сюда, чтобы
я вручил Бену подарки.
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00:15:14,955 --> 00:15:16,873
Помнишь?
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00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,250
Что?
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00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:24,464
А ты принес подарки, Санта?
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00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,341
Еще бы не принес, Бен.
250
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Лови-ка.
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00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:37,936
Все бы получилось, если б его
ручки не были такими маленькими!
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Хоу, хоу, хоу!
253
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,109
Бен, пойди-ка пооткрывай подарки.
254
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:48,196
А я, Санта и броненосец
поболтаем на кухне.
255
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:51,491
Вот уж не думала,
что скажу такое.
256
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,702
Ты что вообще делаешь?
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00:15:54,870 --> 00:15:58,122
Ты всем позвонил и сообщил, что
не можешь найти костюм Санты...
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00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,792
...ну я и одолжил его
у сослуживца.
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00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:03,586
Спасибо конечно, но тебе лучше уйти.
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00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,254
- Почему?
- Потому что...
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00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:08,132
...мне наконец-то удалось
заинтересовать его Ханукой...
262
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,842
...a ты все портишь!
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00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:14,138
Но я еще не успел потрясти
животом как блюдом с желе!
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00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:21,104
Прости, Чендлер, но для
меня это очень важно.
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00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:25,358
Ладно, пойду верну костюм.
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00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:29,529
Эй, а может оставишь костюм
еще на один вечер?
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00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:33,741
Санта? Ты серьезно?
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00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,743
Ну да, ты не против?
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00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:39,580
А твой папа когда-нибудь наряжался Сантой?
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- Нет.
- Тогда ладно!
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Ладно, Бен. Санте пора уходить.
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Попрощайся с ним.
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00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:52,176
Нет, ну почему он должен уходить?
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00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:56,639
Потому что если Санта и Рождественский...
275
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,808
...Броненосец...
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00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,312
...слишком долго будут находиться
в одном помещении...
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00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,649
...Вселенная взорвется!
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Веселого Рождества!
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00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:15,908
А может Броненосец уйдет? Я хочу Санту.
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00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,996
Ладно, сдаюсь. Санта...
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00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,749
Санта может остаться!
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00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:25,710
Хорошо, я останусь...
283
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:29,464
...но только потому, что хочу
послушать про Хануку.
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00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,800
Бен, может, сядешь рядом с Сантой...
285
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:35,219
...и послушаешь про Хануку?
286
00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,513
Хорошо, Санта.
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00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,058
- Спасибо.
- Пожалуйста.
288
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:42,351
Итак, пришло время...
289
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,855
...для истории про Хануку.
290
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,149
Много-много лет назад...
291
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:52,195
...на свете жили люди
звавшиеся Маккавеи!
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Веселого Рождества!
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00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:08,169
Вау, ты только глянь на эту квартиру!
294
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,548
Она просто ужасна!
295
00:18:12,716 --> 00:18:14,217
Они так сильно все изменили...
296
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:17,762
...теперь я даже не чувствую
присутствие бабушки.
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00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,473
О, новые светильники!
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00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,184
- Бог ты мой!
- Что такое?
299
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:27,480
Помнишь, ты рассказывала, как твоя
бабушка поставила стенку...
300
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:29,941
...чтобы сделать две спальни?
- Ну да.
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00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,401
И что если домовладелец
об этом узнает...
302
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,737
...он эту стенку снесет?
- Ну и ?
303
00:18:35,572 --> 00:18:38,032
Ты хоть понимаешь, на
что я намекаю?
304
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,827
Стенки больше нет. Теперь
здесь одна огромная комната.
305
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,079
O, нет!
306
00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,544
Видишь?
307
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,421
Видно, нам придется
восстановить стенку.
308
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,634
- Не получится, теперь там прозрачный потолок.
- Прозрачный потолок?
309
00:18:59,513 --> 00:19:03,099
Что будем делать?
Начнём искать новую квартиру?
310
00:19:06,436 --> 00:19:07,937
Ты знаешь, я чувствую...
311
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:12,191
...что бабушке это
не очень нравится.
312
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:14,902
Да ладно?
313
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:18,072
Снова начинаешь ее
чувствовать, а?
314
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,992
- Немножко. Ага.
- Понятно.
315
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:25,872
Фиби, а бабуля случайно не советует
тебе жить в этой квартире одной?
316
00:19:26,039 --> 00:19:28,291
Ты тоже слышала? Да у тебя дар!
317
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,878
Фиби, все нормально.
318
00:19:32,045 --> 00:19:34,255
Мне нравится жить с Джоуи.
319
00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,883
- Уверена?
- Ну конечно. Я ненавижу переезды...
320
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:38,593
...та квартира ближе к моей работе.
321
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,053
И нам весело вместе.
322
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:45,433
Хотя мне так нравилось жить с тобой...
323
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:47,935
- Мне тоже.
- Я знаю.
324
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,689
Подожди-ка. Ты слышала?
325
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:54,066
Слушай. Твоя бабушка
ещё что-то говорит.
326
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,570
Она говорит, что раз ты остаёшься в
этой квартире с одной спальной...
327
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,282
...ты должна отдать Рэйчел
фиолетовое кресло.
328
00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:05,953
Нет, что-то не слышу.
329
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:10,625
A чудо состояло в том, что
небольшое количество масла...
330
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:14,670
...которого должно было хватить
только на один день, горело...
331
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,797
- Целых 8 дней!
- Верно.
332
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:20,843
Вот почему мы сегодня
празднуем Хануку. Конец.
333
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,054
- Круто!
- Ага.
334
00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:24,472
Mне больше всего понравилось...
335
00:20:24,681 --> 00:20:29,268
...как Супермен спас
всех египетских евреев.
336
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:37,944
Броненосцу эта часть как-то
не очень понравилась.
337
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:41,172
Хорошо, Бен, пришло время зажечь...
338
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,408
...свечи для Хануки!
339
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,252
Привет.
340
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,422
Вау! Как будто здесь проходят
похороны Пасхального Кролика.
341
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:03,886
Заходите быстрей!
Мы свечи зажигаем.
342
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:10,935
Ну, почему здесь Супермен - понятно...
343
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:14,939
...но зачем на похороны Пасхального
Кролика пришел дикобраз?
344
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,658
- Ты поймала его?
- Поймала.
345
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,702
Он в клетке?
346
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,913
В клетке.
347
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,957
Клетка заперта?
348
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:37,920
Джоуи, выходи уже и перестань
вести себя как ребенок!
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