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Monica, which of all of this
kitchen stuff is mine?
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This bottle opener.
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-And. . .?
-And it's a magnet.
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Look at that!
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How weird is that?
You're moving in with me. . .
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. . .and you have the one thing
I don't have.
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It's like, in a way,
you complete me.
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-Kitchen.
-What?
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You complete me kitchen, matey!
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I know what you're thinking.
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That she'll move in with you, then
fall in love with you, and then. . .
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. . .when she finds out you're already
married, she'll be happy.
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You know? You're just very sad.
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Oh, my God!
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I see what this is.
You are in love with Rachel!
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It all adds up! You're obsessed
with her. It's always:
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"What will you do about Rachel?
Why are you moving in with Rachel?
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When will you confess your secret
marriage to Rachel?" You want her!
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Saved by the bell.
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Aren't these candlesticks mine?
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No, I bought those.
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Oh, right. I forgot.
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That you're a liar!
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That's great! I'll be there Monday.
And thank you again.
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That was the head
of the paleontology department. . .
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. . .at N. . .
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. . .Y. . .
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. . .U.
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Wow. What. . .
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. . .did he. . .
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. . .say?
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Remember that paper I had published
last year on sediment flow rate?
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-They loved it.
-Well, who wouldn't?
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I know!
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Anyway, they asked me
to be a guest lecturer.
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It's temporary, but if they like me,
it could lead to a full-time job.
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How great would that look
on the mailbox? Professor Geller.
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Professor and Mrs.
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And Mrs.?
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You and Ross are still married.
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What?
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Just kidding!
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Oh, God!
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Saved your ass.
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The One Where Joey Loses His lnsurance
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What's the matter?
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You know that psychic I see?
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She told me I'm gonna die this week,
so I'm bummed.
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I know you don't know about readings,
but that's the worst you can get.
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That's crazy.
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She'd say that to you?
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You don't believe her, do you?
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I don't know. She said
that I'd have triplets. . .
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. . .but she also said one of them
would be black.
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Just out of curiosity,
did she say how you'd go?
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She didn't tell me I'd die
till the end of the session.
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I wasn't gonna waste
a whole other hour there!
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I've only got a week left.
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I've really gotta start living now!
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Hey, everyone.
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Well, today's my first lecture. . .
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. . .and I wanted to try it out
on you guys. Do you mind?
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No, that'd be great!
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"There are three primary theories
concerning sediment flow rate.
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Each of these theories can be further
subcategorized into two. . . "
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This is it.
This is what's gonna kill me.
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" . . .subcategories. The first
of these subcategories is--"
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Are there naked chicks
on that piece of paper?
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No. Why?
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I never seen a guy stare so hard at
something that didn't have chicks on it.
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"There are three primary theories. . .
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. . .concerning sediment flow rate.
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Each of these theories. . .
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. . .can be further subcategorized. . .
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. . .into--"
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Why don't you open with a joke?
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Open with a joke?
It's a university, not a comedy club.
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Wait a minute, hold the phone.
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You're not talking
about Chuckles University?
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Come on, we're kidding.
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You know what might make it
less boring?
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Thank you.
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Some visual aids.
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-You know what's a good visual aid?
-Don't say naked chicks.
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Why not?
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I don't even know why I talk
to you guys about it.
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I'm just gonna do it on my own,
with no naked chicks.
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That's the way I did it
till I was 1 9.
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Any good mail?
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Something from
the Screen Actors Guild.
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It's probably a residual check.
Can you open it? I got. . . .
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"Benefits lapsed. "
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That's weird.
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I don't remember being in a movie
called Benefits Lapsed.
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It's not a check. Your health
insurance expired because. . .
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-. . .you didn't work enough last year.
-Let me see that.
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Oh, I can't believe this!
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This sucks!
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When I had insurance,
I could get hit by a bus. . .
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. . .or catch on fire, you know?
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And it wouldn't matter.
Now I gotta be careful?
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I'm sorry. There's never
a good time to have to. . .
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. . .stop catching on fire.
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All right, well. . .
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. . .I guess I gotta go see my agent.
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Make sure to look both ways
before you cross the street.
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"Make sure to look both ways
before you cross the street. "
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Hey, you're still alive!
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How are you feeling?
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It's so exhausting, waiting for death.
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Oh, by the way, do you think you--
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What are you doing?
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Preparing you for--
Didn't you think I was dead?
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Did that not come off?
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Yeah, scared the hell out of me.
I thought we'd lost you forever.
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-You wanna lie down?
-Yeah, thanks.
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Can you do me a favor?
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Wake me up in a couple hours.
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You know, if you can.
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Did you take these back?
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I liked them so much
that I bought some for myself.
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They're really great, aren't they?
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I love them.
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Nice try.
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How'd the lecture go?
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It went great.
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And I didn't need any jokes
or naked chicks either.
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That's great. I'm sorry
we weren't supportive before.
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I knew I just had to let
the material speak for itself.
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Everyone's all, "Ross, you have
to be funny and sexy. "
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Well, I proved them wrong!
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And now I'm gonna pass
the news on to Joey and Chandler.
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-That you're not funny or sexy?
-That's right!
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-Hey, Estelle, listen--
-Well, well, well.
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Joey Tribbiani.
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So you came back, huh?
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They think they can do better,
but they all. . .
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. . .come crawling back to Estelle.
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What are you talking about?
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I never left you.
You've always been my agent.
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Really?
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Oh, well, no harm no foul.
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Look, you gotta get me some work.
I lost my health insurance.
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All right, first thing we gotta do:
damage control.
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-Why?
-Well, I think. . .
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. . .someone out there. . .
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. . .may have been bad-mouthing you
all over town.
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The bastard!
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So Estelle lined up a bunch
of auditions for me tomorrow.
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And I'll have my health insurance
back in no time.
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That's great, but shouldn't you
be on the toilet right now?
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing.
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I got this blinding pain in my stomach
when I was lifting weights before.
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And then I passed out. . .
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. . .and I haven't been able
to stand up since.
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But I don't think
it's anything serious.
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This sounds like a hernia.
Go to the doctor.
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No way.
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If I go to the doctor, it'll be for
this thing sticking out of my stomach!
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That's a hernia.
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Why'd I have to start
working out again?
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Damn you, 1 5s!
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The lecture doesn't end
for 1 5 minutes.
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-We can sneak in and watch.
-Good.
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Oh, hey, look!
There's some Kappa Kappa Deltas.
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I was a Kappa.
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Hey, sisters!
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Wow, we really are bitches.
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Right. So when Rigby got his samples
back from the laboratory. . .
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. . .he made a startling discovery.
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What he believed to be igneous
was, in fact, sedimentary.
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Imagine his consternation when--
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Oh, bloody hell.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Look, I was nervous.
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You guys had me all worried
I was gonna be boring.
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I got up there and they were
all, like, staring at me.
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I opened my mouth and this
British accent just came out.
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Yeah, and not a very good one.
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Will you, please. . .?
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Dr. Geller? Kurt Rathman.
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I'm a paleontology professor here.
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Do you have a moment
to talk about your lecture?
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I'm sorry, I've got plans
with my sister.
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Monica Geller.
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Right. Will you excuse us
for one moment?
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-What are you doing?
-You can have an accent, but I can't?
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Top of the morning to you, laddies!
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Would you just please stop?
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Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice
this time of year.
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Hey, will you grab me a cruller?
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Sit down!
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Will you go to the hospital?
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Hernia operations cost. . .
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. . .a lot probably, okay?
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Besides, it's getting darker and more
painful. That means it's healing.
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Look, I'll loan you the money.
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Just go to the hospital and
let's just get that thing. . .
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. . .pushed back in.
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Thank you, but it'd take me
forever to pay you back.
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I don't want that
hanging over my head.
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Besides, when my
insurance kicks in. . .
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. . .I can get all the free
operations I want.
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I'll probably start
with that laser eye surgery.
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What's going on?
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Joey's got a hernia, but it's nothing
a little laser eye surgery won't fix.
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I'm telling you,
if I put my hand on my stomach. . .
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. . .it doesn't hurt that bad.
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Hey, maybe you'll die!
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Chandler, I'm scared.
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No, we can go together.
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Just don't wait too long, because I'm
out of here sometime before Friday.
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But I don't want to die.
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It'll be fun. We'll come back
and haunt these guys!
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-Give me them!
-No, they are mine!
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-You stole them from me!
-You stole them from me!
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Give me them!
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Just wanna each take one?
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Yeah, that seems fair.
We never use them.
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Look, I really need
some help, okay?
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Why did I have to speak
in a British accent?
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What do I do?
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Why don't you phase it out?
Yeah, phase the accent out.
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People will think you're
adjusting to life in America.
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Come on.
No one will even notice.
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They're probably not even
listening to you.
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They're not listening to me?
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Of course they're listening to you.
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Everybody listens to you.
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Monica, do you think I should
try this phasing-out thing?
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I think you look fine.
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Whenever you're ready.
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Hey, Timmy.
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I've got a surprise. . .
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. . .for you.
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Hold it.
I'm sorry.
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The surprise is a new swing set.
If you could play it less intense.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, no problem.
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Just hold on one second.
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Hey, Timmy.
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I've got a surprise for you!
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Oh, my God!
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So that's why I feed my dog
Purina One.
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Pick up a bag today.
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-That's where you pick up the bag.
-Exactly.
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The line is, "Pick up a bag,"
so you need to pick up the bag.
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Or I could just point to it.
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Purina One. Point to a bag today.
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I didn't get it, did l?
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Joey Tribbiani.
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I'm here to audition for "Man. "
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You mean "Dying Man. "
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-Do it one more time.
-Really? Really? Okay.
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Hello, Ross? This is Dr. McNeely
from the Fake Accent University.
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We'd like you
to come onboard full-time!
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Listen to this!
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My reading was wrong.
I'm not going to die.
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Really? How do you know?
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My psychic is dead!
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She must have read
the cards wrong.
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I'm sorry.
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Better her than me.
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Hey, let's bake cookies!
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Listen, I'm really glad
you got the part.
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Are you sure you can do this?
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And thanks for coming with me.
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And thanks again
for helping me take a shower.
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Now, is that
"never talking about it again"?
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We're ready for you.
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This is Alex.
He'll be playing your son.
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Hi, Alex.
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As you can see, my hands
are not in my pants.
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All right, Alex.
Now, when Joey says his line. . .
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. . . "Take good care of your mama, son,"
that's your cue to cry. Got it?
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All right, let's do this.
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Scene five, take one.
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And action!
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Take good care of your mama, son.
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Take good care of your mama, son.
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Come on, son.
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Your mama's good people.
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Cut!
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Alex, remember, you're
supposed to cry.
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Can you cry for us this time?
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All right. From the top.
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Scene five, take two.
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Take 36 is up.
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Let's try this again.
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You ready, Joe?
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One thing, is it all right
if I scream. . .
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. . .right up until
you say, "Action"?
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Sure.
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-Action!
-Take good care of your mama, son.
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Cut!
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I'm sorry. Why don't you lift up your
shirt? Take a look at this, kiddo.
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We have a crying child!
Roll the damn cameras!
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-Hello, is Ross there?
-No, he's not. Can I take a message?
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00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,900
Yes, this is Russell,
Ross ' divorce lawyer.
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00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:36,400
Since I haven't heard from him, I
assume he's giving the marriage a try.
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Ross got married again?
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All right, keep going.
We are phasing the accent out.
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Phasing it out.
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"So without retesting their results
in the laboratory. . .
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. . .the team would never
have identified. . .
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. . .the initial errors
in their carbon dating. . .
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. . .analysis. "
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Were there any questions
at this point?
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What's happening to your accent?
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Come again? What's this nonsense?
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All right. I'm not English.
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I'm from Long lsland.
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I was really nervous,
and the accent. . .
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. . .just came out.
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I'm sorry.
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So if we could just
get back to the lecture.
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Were there any questions?
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About paleontology?
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I was just trying to make
a good first impression.
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Obviously, I screwed up. But what
you guys think of me is important. . .
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. . .because I'm hoping to get
a permanent job here.
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So if you'd just give me another
chance to make a good impression--
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Ross! Are you crazy?
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I am still your wife?
Were you just never gonna tell me?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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I could just kill you!
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Well, hello, Rachel!
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You've really done this before?
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You just take a big, big swing, okay?
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Now, don't hold back.
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What are you doing?
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We're just celebrating that Joey
got his health insurance back.
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Oh, all right.
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Моника, что из вещей с кухни моё?
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Открывашка.
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- И?
- И магнитик
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Подумать только.
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Странно, верно?
Ты переезжаешь вместе со мной
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и у тебя есть то, чего нет у меня.
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Как будто ты так меня дополняешь.
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- Кухню
- Что?
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Ты дополняешь мне кухню, дружбан.
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Я знаю, о чём ты думаешь
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Она переедет к тебе, потом влюбится в тебя, а
затем...
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...когда обнаружит, что вы уже женаты, только
обрадуется.
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Но знаешь, это очень печально.
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Боже мой
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Я знаю, в чём дело. Ты любишь Рэйчел
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Всё сходится. Ты одержима ей. Это постоянное:
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"Что ты будешь делать с Рэйчел?
Зачем Рэйчел переезжает к тебе?
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Когда ты наконец расскажешь Рэйчел,
что вы всё ещё женаты?". Ты хочешь её.
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Тебя спас звонок.
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Эти подсвечники разве не мои?
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Нет, я их покупала
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А, точно. Я забыла.
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Что ты врунья.
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Замечательно, я буду там в понедельник. И ещё
раз спасибо.
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Это был заведующий
кафедрой палеонтологии...
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в Нью...
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...Йоркском...
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...Университете.
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Вау. И что...
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...он...
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...сказал?
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Помните ту статью о скорости течения осадочных
пород, которую я опубликовал в прошлом году?
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- Им она понравилась
- Ну, кому нет?
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Я знаю
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В общем, они пригласили меня быть лектором
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Это временно, но если я им понравлюсь, то работа
может стать постоянной.
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Как здорово это будет смотреться на почтовом ящике?
Профессор Геллер
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Профессор и миссис
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И миссис?
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Вы с Россом всё ещё женаты
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Что?
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Шутка
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Боже
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Я спасла твою задницу.
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Эпизод, где Джоуи теряет свою страховку.
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Что случилось?
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Помните медиума, к которой я хожу?
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Она сказала мне, что я умру на этой неделе, поэтому
я расстроена.
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Я знаю, что вы не очень разбираетесь в этом,
но это худшее предсказание, которое можно получить.
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Это безумие
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Как она могла тебе это сказать?
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Ты ведь не веришь ей?
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Не знаю. Она сказала, что у меня будет тройня...
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...а ещё она сказала, что один из них будет чёрный.
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Просто из любопытства, она сказала, как это произойдёт?
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Она только в конце сеанса
сказала мне, что я умру.
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Я не захотела ещё час тратить на это
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У меня осталась всего неделя
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Действительно нужно начинать жить сейчас
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Привет, все
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Сегодня моя первая лекция...
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...и я хотел бы потренироваться на вас, ребята.
Вы не против?
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Нет, это было бы чудесно
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"Существует 3 основные теории касательно
скорости течения осадочных пород.
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Каждая из этих теорий в дальнейшем может быть
подразделена на 2..."
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Вот она. Вот и пришла моя смерть.
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"...подкатегории. Первая из этих подкатегорий..."
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Там у тебя на листке голые девочки что ли?
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Нет. С чего ты так решил?
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Я просто никогда не видел, чтобы человек так пялился
на что-то, если это не голые девочки.
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"Существует 3 основные теории...
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...касательно скорости течения осадочных пород.
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Каждая из этих теорий...
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...в дальнейшем может быть подразделена...
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...на..."
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Почему бы не начать с шутки?
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С шутки? Это университет, а не комедийный клуб
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Подождите-ка секундочку.
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Мы разве не об Университете Остряков говорим?
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Да ладно, мы пошутили
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Знаешь, что может сделать это менее скучным?
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Спасибо
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Какие-нибудь наглядные пособия
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- Знаешь, что хорошо в качестве наглядных пособий?
- Только не говори про голых девочек
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Почему нет?
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Я вообще не понимаю, почему я говорю с вами об
этом
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Я собираюсь справиться с этим сам, без голых девочек.
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Я тоже сам справлялся до 19 лет.
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Ладно, до 20.
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23.
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Есть хорошие письма?
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Что-то из Гильдии Киноактёров
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Может, чек прислали. Можешь открыть? А то я...
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"Страховка истекла"
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Это странно
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Не помню, чтобы снимался в кино с таким названием
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Это не чек. Твоя медицинская страховка истекла,
потому что...
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...ты недостаточно работал в прошлом году.
- Дай-ка взглянуть
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Не может быть
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Это ужасно
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Когда у меня была страховка, я мог под автобус
попасть...
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...или сгореть в огне
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И ничего. Теперь я должен быть осторожен?
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Мне жаль. Теперь тебе придётся повременить с...
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...горением в огне.
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Ладно...
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...мне нужно встретиться с моим агентом
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Прежде чем перейти улицу, посмотри сначала направо,
а потом налево
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"Прежде чем перейти улицу, посмотри
сначала направо, а потом налево".
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Эй, ты ещё жива
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Как ты себя чувствуешь?
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Ждать смерти так утомительно
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О, кстати, как ты думаешь...
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Что ты делаешь?
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Готовлю тебя к... Ты разве не подумала, что я
умерла?
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Разве не похоже было?
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Да, ты так меня напугала. Я уж подумала, что мы
тебя потеряли
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- Хочешь прилечь?
- Да, спасибо
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Можешь оказать мне услугу?
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Разбуди меня через пару часов
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Если, конечно, сможешь
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Ты их забрала обратно?
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Они мне так понравились, что я купила себе такие
же
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Они правда красивые, не так ли?
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Я их обожаю
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Хорошая попытка
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Как прошла лекция?
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Замечательно
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И мне не нужны были никакие шуточки или голые
девочки
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Великолепно. Извини, что мы не поддержали тебя.
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Ничего, я просто позволил материалу говорить самому.
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А вы все: "Росс, ты должен быть смешным и
сексуальным".
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Я доказал, что вы ошибались.
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А сейчас я должен рассказать новости Джоуи и Чендлеру
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- Что ты не смешной и не сексуальный?
- Точно
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- Привет, Эстель, слушай...
- Так, так, так
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Джоуи Триббиани
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Вернулся, значит, да?
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Сначала они думают, что смогут лучше, но потом...
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...всё равно приползают обратно к Эстель.
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О чём ты говоришь?
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Я никогда не уходил. Ты всегда была моим агентом.
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Да?
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Ну, всё хорошо, что хорошо кончается.
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Послушай, ты должна найти мне работу. Я потерял
свою страховку.
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Хорошо. Первое, что мы сделаем:
восстановим твою репутацию.
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- Почему?
- Ну, я думаю...
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...кто-то...
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...пустил о тебе дурные слухи по всему городу.
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Негодяй
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Мы рано. Лекция закончится только через 15 минут.
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- Но мы можем прокрасться и посмотреть
- Да, можем.
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Эй, гляди. Это девушки из Каппа Каппа Дельта.
Я тоже была Каппой.
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Привет, сестрички.
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Вау, мы и правда стервы.
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Правильно. Когда Ригби получил все образцы из
лаборатории...
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...он сделал поразительное открытие.
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То, что как он думал, имело вулканическое происхождение,
на самом деле, имело осадочное
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Представьте его удивление, когда...
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О, чёрт побери.
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Эстель нашла мне кучу прослушиваний на завтра.
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И я верну свою страховку
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Это замечательно, но ты не должен быть сейчас
в туалете?
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- Что с тобой?
- Ничего
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Я почувствовал ужасную боль в животе, когда поднимал
гантели.
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А потом я потерял сознание...
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...и с тех пор не могу встать.
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Но я не думаю, что это что-то серьёзное.
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Похоже на грыжу. Надо к врачу.
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Да нет. Если я пойду к врачу, то только из-за
этой штуки, которая торчит у меня из живота.
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Это грыжа.
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И зачем я только начал заниматься?
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Будьте вы прокляты,
семикилограммовые.
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Что ты делаешь?
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Послушайте, я нервничал.
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Вы заставили меня нервничать, сказали, что я буду
скучным.
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Я пришёл, а они все смотрят на меня.
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Я открыл рот, а британский акцент вышел как-то
сам собой.
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Да, и кстати, не очень похоже.
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Пожалуйста, потише.
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Доктор Геллер? Курт Рэтмэн.
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Я профессор палеонтологии в университете.
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У вас есть время, чтобы обсудить вашу лекцию?
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Извините, я сейчас поговорю с моей сестрой.
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Моника Геллер
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Извините нас на секунду?
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- Что ты делаешь?
- У тебя может быть акцент, а у меня нет?
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С добрым утром, леди
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Можешь прекратить?
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Да, да. Бомбей просто прекрасен в это время года.
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Эй, не принесёшь мне печенье?
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Сиди уж.
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Ты пойдёшь в больницу?
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Операция по удалению грыжи стоит...
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...много, так?
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Кроме того, она темнеет и боль
усиливается. Значит, я выздоравливаю.
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Я одолжу тебе денег.
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Только сходи в больницу, и пусть тебе эту штуку...
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...вставят обратно.
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Спасибо, но мне потребуется вечность, чтобы расплатиться
с тобой.
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Я не хочу, чтобы это
висело у меня над душой.
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К тому же, когда мне вернут страховку...
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...я смогу сделать любую операцию бесплатно.
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Возможно, я начну с лазерной глазной хирургии
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Как дела?
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У Джоуи грыжа, но нет ничего, с чем бы не справилась
лазерная глазная хирургия.
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Говорю тебе, если я положу руку на живот...
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...не так сильно и болит.
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Эй, может, и ты умрёшь
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Чендлер, мне страшно
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Нет, мы вместе умрём.
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Только долго не задерживайся, потому что я отчаливаю
до пятницы.
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Но я не хочу умирать
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Будет весело. Вы вернёмся к ним привидениями.
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Погоди. Могу я вернуться и следить
за Моникой и Рэйчел, когда они в душе?
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- Это моя девушка
- Ну я же мёртвый.
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- Отдай их мне
- Нет, они мои
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- Ты украла их у меня
- Нет, ты украла их у меня
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Отдай
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Хочешь, возьмём по одному?
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Это справедливо. Всё равно не пользуемся.
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Послушайте, мне правда нужна ваша помощь.
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Почему я говорю с британским акцентом?
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Что мне делать?
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00:14:44,695 --> 00:14:48,028
Почему ты не позвонишь мамочке и папочке?
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Я серьёзно. Кто-нибудь узнаем об этом, и мне не
предложат работу.
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Почему бы тебе не избавиться от этого постепенно?
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00:14:54,705 --> 00:14:58,038
Люди просто подумают, что ты привык к Америке.
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Ну же. Никто даже не заметит.
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Возможно, никто даже и не слушает тебя.
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Они не слушают меня?
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Конечно они слушают тебя
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00:15:10,154 --> 00:15:11,553
Все слушают тебя
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00:15:12,156 --> 00:15:15,353
Моника, ты думаешь, мне надо постепенно избавиться
от этого?
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Я думаю, ты выглядишь нормально
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00:15:21,199 --> 00:15:22,757
Приступайте, когда будете готовы.
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Эй, Тимми
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У меня сюрприз...
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...для тебя.
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Стойте. Извините
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Сюрприз - это новые качели. Сыграйте менее напряжённо
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Да, конечно. Нет проблем.
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Подождите секунду.
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Эй, Тимми
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У меня сюрприз для тебя.
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Боже мой
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И поэтому я кормлю свою собаку кормом "Purina
One".
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00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:06,603
Покупайте его сегодня.
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- Вы должны поднять корм.
- Точно
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Реплика: "Покупайте его сегодня", вам
надо поднять корм.
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Или я могу просто указать на него
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Purina One. Укажите на корм сегодня
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00:16:28,966 --> 00:16:30,433
Я не получил работу, да?
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Джоуи Триббиани
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Я здесь для роли "Человека"
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00:16:42,146 --> 00:16:43,272
Вы имеет в виду "Умирающего человека"?
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- Давай ещё раз
- Да? Правда? Ладно.
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Здравствуйте, Росс? Это доктор МакНили из Университета
Ненастоящего Акцента.
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00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:01,830
Мы хотели бы предложить вам постоянную работу.
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Что я расскажу.
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00:17:09,307 --> 00:17:11,434
Предсказание мне было неправильное. Я не умру.
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Серьёзно? Откуда знаешь?
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00:17:13,210 --> 00:17:14,643
Мой медиум сама умерла
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00:17:16,881 --> 00:17:18,849
Она должно быть неправильно карты прочитала.
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Мне жаль
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Лучше она, чем я
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Эй, давайте испечём печенье
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Я так рад, что ты получил роль.
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Уверен, что сможешь это сделать?
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И спасибо, что пришёл со мной
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И спасибо, что помог мне принять душ
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Мы же договорились никогда об этом не говорить.
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Мы готовы.
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Это Алекс. Он будет играть твоего сына.
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Привет, Алекс
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Видите, у меня руки не в штанах.
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Итак, Алекс. Когда Джоуи скажет свою реплику...
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..."Позаботься о маме, сынок", ты должен
будешь заплакать. Понял?
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Окей, начнём.
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Сцена 5, дубль 1
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Мотор
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Позаботься о маме, сынок
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Позаботься о маме, сынок
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Ну же, сынок
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Твоя мама хороший человек.
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Стоп. Алекс, помнишь, что ты должен заплакать.
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00:18:48,139 --> 00:18:50,266
Ты сможешь заплакать сейчас?
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Итак, начнём сначала.
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Сцена 5, дубль 2.
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Дубль 36.
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Попробуем ещё раз.
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Джоуи, ты готов?
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00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:07,585
Можно я закричу...
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00:19:07,792 --> 00:19:09,726
...пока вы не сказали: "Мотор"?
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00:19:10,594 --> 00:19:12,061
Конечно
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- Мотор
- Позаботься о маме, сынок.
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00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,096
Стоп
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Извините. Не мог бы ты поднять немного рубашку?
Посмотри-ка на это, малыш.
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00:19:30,781 --> 00:19:34,114
Ребёнок плачет, снимайте же, снимайте.
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- Здравствуйте, Росс дома?
- Нет. Я могу передать ему сообщение?
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00:19:43,527 --> 00:19:45,995
Да, это Рассел. Адвокат по разводам.
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00:19:46,263 --> 00:19:50,632
Так как я давно уже ничего от него не слышал,
я полагаю, что он решил дать браку шанс.
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00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,692
Росс опять женился?
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00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,939
Хорошо, продолжай. Постепенно избавляемся от акцента.
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00:20:00,177 --> 00:20:01,804
Постепенно
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"Так, без повторных испытаний своих результатов
в лаборатории...
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00:20:07,518 --> 00:20:10,681
...команда никогда бы не установила...
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00:20:13,357 --> 00:20:17,350
...первоначальные ошибки в своём анализе...
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00:20:17,628 --> 00:20:19,186
...датирования по углероду".
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Есть вопросы?
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00:20:25,402 --> 00:20:27,370
Что с вашим акцентом?
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00:20:30,174 --> 00:20:33,143
Ещё раз? Что за бессмыслица?
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00:20:37,214 --> 00:20:39,978
Ладно. Я не англичанин.
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00:20:41,585 --> 00:20:43,519
Я с Лонг-Айленда.
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00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,481
Я очень нервничал, и акцент вышел как-то...
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00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,249
...сам собой
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00:20:49,727 --> 00:20:51,217
Простите
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00:20:53,063 --> 00:20:56,032
Давайте вернёмся к лекции.
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00:20:58,369 --> 00:21:00,030
Есть вопросы?
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00:21:02,706 --> 00:21:04,333
О палеонтологии?
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00:21:07,745 --> 00:21:10,407
Я просто пытался произвести хорошее первое впечатление.
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00:21:10,681 --> 00:21:14,845
Очевидно, я всё испортил. Но то, что вы думаете
обо мне, очень важно...
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00:21:15,085 --> 00:21:18,111
...потому что я надеюсь получить постоянную работу
здесь.
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00:21:18,389 --> 00:21:22,587
Если вы дадите мне ещё один шанс произвести хорошее
впечатление...
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00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:25,421
Росс, ты что сумасшедший?
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00:21:25,696 --> 00:21:28,790
Я всё ещё твоя жена? А ты никогда не собирался
мне об этом рассказывать?
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00:21:29,066 --> 00:21:31,296
Что, чёрт возьми, с тобой не так?
328
00:21:31,569 --> 00:21:33,628
Я готова убить тебя
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00:21:39,043 --> 00:21:40,738
Привет, Рэйчел.
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00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:51,347
Ты это и раньше уже делал?
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00:21:52,056 --> 00:21:54,650
Просто размахнись посильнее, хорошо?
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00:21:54,892 --> 00:21:56,689
Сейчас, не двигайся.
333
00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:02,654
Чем вы занимаетесь?
334
00:22:02,967 --> 00:22:06,494
Джо вернули страховку, мы отмечаем.
335
00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:08,360
Здорово.
336
00:22:14,778 --> 00:22:17,076
Видите? Теперь попробуем без шлема.
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