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What am I sitting on?
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Top of the world?
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Dock of the bay?
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I'm out.
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Oh, undies!
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Whose are they?
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- Whose are they?
- Not mine.
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Joey's!
Got to be Joey's.
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They're mine.
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See, Joey's.
They're Joe-Joe-Joey's.
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Why are they here?
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I don't know.
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I'm Joey.
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I'm disgusting.
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I take my underwear off
in other people's homes.
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Get them out of here.
What's wrong with you?
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- Take them!
- I got them.
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You can touch them.
They're yours.
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Chandler? A word?
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I'm tired of covering for you two.
This has got to stop.
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Tighty-whiteys?
What are you, eight?
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Thank you, Joey, so much.
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You're not welcome, okay?
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Look, I hate this.
You guys keep embarrassing me.
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Yesterday, Rachel found
your razor in our bathroom.
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I said it was mine, and that
I was playing a woman in a play.
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Then one thing led
to another and...
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And around the ankles,
that is a tough spot.
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It was.
All right, listen...
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All this lying has been
hard on us too.
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Yeah, I bet all the sex
makes it easier.
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Yeah, actually.
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We'll be more careful.
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We don't want them to know
because it's going really well.
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And maybe it's going well
because it's a secret.
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It sounds weird,
but we're so bad at relationships.
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- We are. Help us!
- Help!
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All right.
But you do it with me once.
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Didn't think so.
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The One with Ross' Sandwich
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What are you reading?
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<i>Wuthering Heights.
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I have to finish it by tomorrow
for my literature class.
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You're taking a class?
That's so cool.
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I really liked
that Lamaze class I took.
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I thought this time I'd go
for something more intellectual...
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...with a less painful final exam.
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That sounds like fun.
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Oh, you should come with me!
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Then I'll have someone to sit with.
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Do you have time to read it?
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I read it in school.
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This is going to be so much fun!
I have to finish.
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What's wrong, buddy?
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Someone at work ate my sandwich.
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What did the police say?
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My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich.
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I can't believe someone ate it.
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It's just a sandwich.
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Just a sandwich?
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I am 30 years old, okay?
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I'll be divorced twice and
I got evicted.
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That sandwich was
the only good thing in my life!
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Someone ate the only good thing
going on in my life!
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I have enough
for one more sandwich.
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I was going to eat it myself, but...
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Mon, that would be incredible.
Thank you so much.
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I still can't believe
someone ate it!
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Look, I left a note and everything.
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"Knock-knock."
"Who's there?"
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"Ross Geller's lunch."
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"Ross Geller's lunch, who?"
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"Ross Geller's lunch.
Please don't take me. Okay?"
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I'm surprised
you didn't wear it home.
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Want to keep your food?
Scare people off.
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I learned that on the street.
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Really?
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What would you say, Pheebs?
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Stuff like:
"Keep your mitts off my grub".
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Do you picture Phoebe on the street
with the entire cast of "Annie"?
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This'll keep them away
from your stuff.
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Phoebe, you are a badass!
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Someday I'll tell you
how I stabbed the cop.
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He stabbed me first!
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The Brontл sisters were remarkable women
for their time.
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They lived in a patriarchal society.
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Sorry I'm late,
but I left late.
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So what is the book about?
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Didn't you read it
in high school?
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I started it, but then
there was this pep rally.
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And I was on top of the pyramid.
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But anyway...
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...what's the book about?
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It's a tragic love story
between Cathy and Heathcliff.
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It takes place on these
creepy moors in England.
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Which I think represent the wildness
of Heathcliff's character.
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I totally get symbolism.
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How would you characterize
the theme of this book?
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Let's see...
Rachel Greene?
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I would have to say
that it's a tragic love story.
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That's sort of a given...
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...but, yes.
Anyone else?
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Symbolism!
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And the wildness of the moors...
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...which I think, is mirrored...
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...in the wildness
of Heathcliff's character.
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Excellent! What Rachel
has shrewdly observed here...
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You completely stole my answer!
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Honey, that was pretty obvious.
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How would you know?
You didn't read it!
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What do you think?
You in the blue shirt?
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I think that yours is a question
with many possible answers.
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Would you care to venture one?
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Would you care to venture one?
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Are you just repeating me?
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Are you just repeating me?
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All right. Let's move on.
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Okay, then.
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Why didn't you say
you hadn't read the book?
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I didn't want him
to think I was stupid.
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That was really embarrassing,
what happened to you.
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Your note?
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Amazing!
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Not only did no one
touch my sandwich...
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...but people at work are
actually afraid of me.
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A guy called me "Mental".
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"Mental Geller."
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I've always wanted
a cool nickname like that.
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The best you got in high school
was "Wet Pants Geller".
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It was the water fountain, okay?!
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Anyway...
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...people are writing
reports for me...
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...pushing back deadlines
to fit my schedule.
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I tell you,
you get tough with people...
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...and you can get
anything you want.
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Hey, Tribbiani!
Give me that coffee! Now!
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This was really fun.
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I've been wondering
if you'd ask me out.
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So you still wondering?
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No. We just went out.
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You're smart.
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I like that.
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Oh, candles!
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What is that, a blanket?
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A video camera?
Oh, my God!
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I can't believe you thought you'd
tape us having sex on the first date!
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Joey, is what she just said...
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Oh, my God!
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You're actually going...
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What is going on here?
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And with Chandler in the next room.
What are you, sick?
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I'm Joey.
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I mean, I'm disgusting.
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I make low-budget adult films.
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You promised to be more careful!
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The good Joey name's been
dragged through the mud!
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We're so sorry.
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I'm telling everyone.
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It's the only explanation that
doesn't make me look like a pig!
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No, there's a better explanation.
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Tell them you had to make
an adult film for your...
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...adult film class.
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I like that.
But no!
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How does that explain
my underwear at your place?
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I don't know.
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Get ready to come out
of the non-gay closet.
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I promise to come up with something.
Just give us time.
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All right.
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But it better make me
look really good.
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And another thing:
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The video camera?
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Nice!
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May I have a word?
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Of course, Donald.
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We've been getting reports
of very angry behavior on your part.
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Threatening letters...
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...refusal to meet deadlines.
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Apparently people now
call you Mental.
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We want you to speak
to a psychiatrist.
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You don't understand.
This is so silly.
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This is all just
because of a sandwich.
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A sandwich?
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You see, my sister makes
these amazing turkey sandwiches.
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Her secret is, she puts an extra slice
of gravy-soaked bread in the middle.
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I call it "The Moistmaker".
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Anyway, I put my sandwich
in the fridge...
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Oh, you know what?
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I'm sorry.
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I believe I ate that.
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You ate my sandwich?
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A simple mistake.
It can happen to anyone.
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Oh, really?
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Did you confuse it with your own
turkey sandwich with a Moistmaker?
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Do you, perhaps, remember...
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...seeing a note on top of it?
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There may have been a joke
or limerick of some kind.
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That said it was...
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...my sandwich!
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Now calm down.
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Look in my office.
Some may be in the trash.
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It was quite large.
I had to throw most of it away.
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You threw my sandwich away?
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<i>My sandwich?!
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What's this book about?
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You didn't read it, either?
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I was going to, but I accidentally
read something else.
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<i>Vogue.
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So tell me about Jane Eyre.
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No, read it yourself.
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Come on,
don't be such a goody-goody.
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Fine.
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All right.
So, Jane Eyre?
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First you'd think she's a woman,
but she's not.
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She's a cyborg.
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A cyborg?
Isn't that like a robot?
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This book was light years
ahead of its time.
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Sorry I'm late.
Let's get started.
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What did you think of "Jane Eyre"?
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Rachel and I were discussing it,
and she had very interesting insights.
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Go ahead, Rachel.
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Thank you, Phoebe.
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What struck me most
when reading "Jane Eyre"...
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...was how the book was
so ahead of its time.
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If you're talking about feminism,
I think you're right.
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Well, feminism, yes.
But also the robots.
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Since that video camera thing
didn't work out...
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...I thought that I would give you
just a little preview.
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You're naked!
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I know!
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
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I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
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Why?
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On account of my rage.
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Which, if I may say,
right now is out of control.
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He gave me a pill for it.
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A pill?
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When the psychiatrist told me
to take a leave of absence...
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...because I yelled at my boss,
I started to get worked up again.
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So he offered me a tranquilizer.
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And I thought it was a good idea.
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So I took it.
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They're making you take
time off work?
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And you're okay with that?
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I don't know.
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It's going to be weird
not having a job for a while.
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But I definitely don't care
about my sandwich.
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It's so embarrassing! I can't believe
you let me go on like that!
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I'm sorry.
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It was so funny when you compared
"Jane Eyre" to "Robocop".
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That was not funny!
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I snapped, okay?
You weren't taking the class seriously.
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Come on!
What is the big deal?
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I thought it'd be something
we could do together.
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I thought it would be fun.
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Fun is good.
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But I also wanted to learn.
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People talk about what they learned
in high school. I never went.
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So you really wanted to learn.
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You know, Pheebs,
I just wanted to have fun.
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You know who should go?
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I know! I know! I know!
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Monica, you asked the question.
264
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:40,300
Oh, my god, that's Monica!
265
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You get away from me,
you sick, sick, sicko!
266
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,000
What's going on?
267
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,900
Joey has got a secret peephole!
268
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He has a naked picture of Monica!
269
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He takes naked pictures of us, then
he eats chicken and looks at them!
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00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,400
Oh! Dude, that's my sister!
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Give me that!
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00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:09,500
Wait! Everybody calm down, okay?
273
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:15,600
Let's give our friend a chance
to explain why he's such a big pervert!
274
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I am not a pervert, okay?
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It's just...
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I just kind of...
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I think I can explain this.
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Thank you.
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Joey's a sex addict.
280
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What?! No, I'm not!
281
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It's okay! It's good!
282
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It's a disease.
283
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I am not a sex addict!
284
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Yes, you are!
285
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,000
That's the only way
to explain all this stuff!
286
00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:48,000
No, it isn't. It's not.
287
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:51,800
Because you could also explain it
with the truth!
288
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,100
What is the truth?
289
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,700
- What's up?
- What's going on?
290
00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:04,500
I slept with Monica.
291
00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:14,300
Well, let's see what everybody
thinks of that.
292
00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:21,500
You slept with my sister?
293
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,200
Yes, but it was...
294
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:25,800
We just did it once, in London.
295
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This is not good for my rage.
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00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:34,600
Is this true?
297
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,800
Of course, it's true.
298
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:42,800
How else would you explain all the
weird stuff that's been going on?
299
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,400
Yes, it's true.
300
00:19:46,400 --> 00:19:51,500
If it happened once, how come we
found your underwear in our apartment?
301
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:56,300
That was the underwear
I was wearing that night in London.
302
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:59,400
Right, Monica?
303
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,200
I guess I wanted to keep it...
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...as a souvenir.
305
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,300
My God, Monica!
306
00:20:10,600 --> 00:20:15,400
Are you sure you're not
just a sex addict?
307
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:21,500
If anyone's a sex addict here,
it's Monica.
308
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:26,200
She has been trying to get me back
in the sack ever since London!
309
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,200
That's why she gave you
a naked picture of herself.
310
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:32,200
That makes sense.
311
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,500
And the video camera?
312
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:44,000
I guess I set up the video camera
to try and entice Joey.
313
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:48,700
But, sadly, I could not be enticed.
314
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,900
Unbelievable!
315
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,900
You really kept Joey's underwear?
316
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:57,100
Why? Why would you do that?
317
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,700
I'm Monica.
318
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I'm disgusting.
319
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:09,600
I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
320
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:18,700
I think we've all learned
who's disgusting and who's not.
321
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:24,300
Now, I'm going to get back
to my bucket.
322
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:29,300
I'm only eating the skin,
so the chicken's up for grabs.
323
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,500
You were making a good point.
324
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:39,200
I mean, till you got cut off.
325
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,400
What's up with that girl Monica?
326
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:45,000
I don't know.
I didn't come with her.
327
00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:48,000
Hey, everybody!
Everybody, guess what!
328
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,500
I just convinced Carl
to give us a test.
329
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,800
Test?
330
00:21:52,100 --> 00:21:56,400
Come on!
Tests make us all better learners!
331
00:21:57,200 --> 00:22:01,400
Oh, yeah!
We should have essay questions!
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На чем это я сижу?
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00:00:06,385 --> 00:00:07,852
На вершине мира?
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На пирсе в заливе?
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Я всё.
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Фу, трусы!
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Чьи они?
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- Чьи они?
- Не мои.
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Это трусы Джо!
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Да, они мои.
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Вот видите, они его.
Джо-Джо-Джо...
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Почему они здесь?
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Я не знаю.
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Я же Джоуи.
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Я отвратительный.
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Я снимаю белье, когда бываю в гостях.
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Убери их отсюда.
Да что с тобой?
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- Возьми их.
- Сейчас возьму.
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Ты не можешь дотронуться до своих трусов?
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Чендлер? На пару слов.
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Я устал прикрывать вас двоих.
Пора это прекратить.
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Беленькие трусики?
Тебе что, 8?
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Джоуи, спасибо тебе огромное.
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Не надо мне вашей благодарности, ясно?
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Мне надоело попадать в неловкие положения из-за
вас, ребята.
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Вчера Рейчел нашла твою бритву у нас в ванной.
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Я сказал, что она моя, и что я буду играть в пьесе
женскую роль.
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И так одно за другое...
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Даже вокруг щиколоток - это трудное место.
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Именно!
Ладно, послушай...
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Вся эта ложь нам тоже не нравится.
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Да уж, могу поспорить, что секс облегчает ваши
страдания.
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В общем, да.
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А тем временем, Рейчел сует мне в лицо твои трусы...
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и спрашивает, когда ей можно будет посмотреть
на меня в роли уродины.
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Мы будем осторожней.
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Мы не хотим, чтобы все знали о нас,
потому что у нас все так хорошо.
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И, может, все хорошо именно потому,
что это секрет.
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Это звучит странно, но у нас были проблемы
во всех прежних отношениях.
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- Да, помоги нам.
- Помоги!
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Ладно!
Но ты один раз переспишь со мной.
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- Джо!
- Я и не надеялся.
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Тот, с Сэндвичем Росса.
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- Мы можем просто забыть об этом?
- Но я никак не пойму.
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Кто-нибудь еще снимает белье, когда ему жарко?
45
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Что читаешь?
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00:03:45,771 --> 00:03:46,760
Грозовой Перевал.
47
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Мне нужно дочитать его к завтрашнему занятию по
литературе.
48
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Ты ходишь на занятия?
Это так здорово.
49
00:03:53,912 --> 00:03:56,881
Мне так понравились занятия по ламаизму, на которые
я ходила.
50
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И я решила на этот раз выбрать что-то более интеллектуальное...
51
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...и где на экзамене будет не так больно.
52
00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,314
Звучит довольно интересно.
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О, тебе надо ходить туда вместе со мной.
54
00:04:09,060 --> 00:04:11,221
Тогда мне будет с кем сидеть.
55
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Ты успеешь прочитать книгу?
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Я читала ее еще в школе.
57
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Это будет очень-очень весело.
Теперь тихо, мне надо дочитать.
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А во сколько начинаются занятия?
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Что случилось, приятель?
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Сегодня на работе кто-то съел мой сэндвич.
61
00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:39,681
И что говорит полиция?
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Мой сэндвич из остатков индейки с Дня Благодарения.
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Не верится, что кто-то съел его!
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Это просто сэндвич.
65
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Просто сэндвич?
66
00:04:49,334 --> 00:04:51,234
Мне 30 лет, ясно?
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Я дважды разведен и меня выселили из квартиры.
68
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Этот сэндвич был единственной приятной вещью в
моей жизни.
69
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Кто-то съел единственное приятное, что было у
меня в жизни.
70
00:05:03,348 --> 00:05:04,610
Красивый свитерок.
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У меня хватит индейки еще на один сэндвич.
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Я хотела сама ее доесть, но...
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Мон, это было бы здорово.
Спасибо тебе.
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00:05:17,629 --> 00:05:20,359
Но я все еще не верю, что кто-то съел его!
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Взгляните, я ведь и записку оставил.
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"Тук-тук."
"Кто там?"
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"Обед Росса Геллера".
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"Чей обед, Росса Геллера?"
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"Обед Росса Геллера.
Пожалуйста, не ешьте меня, хорошо?"
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Странно, что ты не носишь его дома.
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Хочешь, чтобы никто не взял твою еду?
Тогда напугай людей.
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00:05:45,190 --> 00:05:46,748
Я научилась этому на улице.
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Правда?
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00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:50,524
А ты бы как сказала, Фиби?
85
00:05:50,762 --> 00:05:54,858
Например: "Убери свои грабли от моей жратвы"?
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Когда ты представляешь Фиби живущей на улице,
она окружена персонажами из "Энни"?
("Энни" - произведение и мюзикл о сироте)
87
00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:06,442
Вот так твои вещи никто не тронет.
88
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Фиби, да ты задира.
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Как-нибудь я расскажу вам, как я зарезала копа.
90
00:06:19,958 --> 00:06:21,721
Он напал на меня первым!
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Сестры Бронте очень отличались от женщин своего
времени.
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Они жили в патриархальном обществе.
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Прости, я опоздала.
Я поздно выехала.
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Так о чем книга?
95
00:06:39,778 --> 00:06:41,473
Разве ты ее не читала в школе?
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00:06:41,713 --> 00:06:44,773
Помню, я начала читать ее,
но мне помешало собрание болельщиц нашей команды.
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00:06:44,983 --> 00:06:46,780
А я должна была стоять на верхушке нашей пирамиды.
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00:06:47,285 --> 00:06:48,775
В общем, неважно.
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00:06:48,987 --> 00:06:49,976
Так о чем книга?
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00:06:51,256 --> 00:06:54,953
О трагической любви между Кэти и Хитклиффом.
101
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Действие разворачивается среди зловещих болот
Англии.
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Которые, как я думаю, подчеркивают дикий характер
Хитклиффа.
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Я полностью освоила символизм.
104
00:07:05,971 --> 00:07:08,997
Как вы охарактеризуете основную тему повествования
в этой книге?
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Посмотрим...
Рейчел Грин.
106
00:07:16,648 --> 00:07:20,516
Ну, я могу сказать, что это история трагической
любви.
107
00:07:21,119 --> 00:07:23,485
Это довольно очевидно...
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но, да.
Еще кто-то хочет сказать?
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Символизм!
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Зловещие болота...
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которые отражают, как я думаю,..
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дикий характер Хитклиффа.
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Отлично, что Рейчел так остро это подметила.
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Ты же украла весь мой ответ.
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Дорогая, но он же был очевиден.
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Тебе-то откуда знать?
Ты даже не читала книгу.
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00:07:54,686 --> 00:07:58,053
А вы что думаете?
Вы, в голубой кофточке?
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00:08:00,725 --> 00:08:05,355
Я думаю, что на ваш вопрос есть
множество вариантов ответа.
119
00:08:06,798 --> 00:08:08,527
Не могли бы вы предложить один?
120
00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,632
А вы не могли бы предложить один?
121
00:08:13,238 --> 00:08:14,967
Вы что, просто повторяете мои слова?
122
00:08:15,206 --> 00:08:17,731
Может, это вы мои слова повторяете?
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Хорошо, давайте продолжим.
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Давайте.
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Почему ты не призналась, что не читала книгу?
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Я не хотела, чтобы он считал меня глупой.
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Ты ведь сама попала в неловкое положение.
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Фиби, твоя записка...
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творит чудеса.
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Никто не посмел притронуться к моему сэндвичу...
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и люди на работе стали бояться меня
132
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Один парень назвал меня безумцем.
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"Безумный Геллер".
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Я всегда мечтал о крутом прозвище.
135
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Да, в школе твоим прозвищем
было "Геллер-мокрые-штанишки"
136
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Это был питьевой фонтанчик, ясно?
137
00:09:05,757 --> 00:09:06,781
В общем...
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00:09:08,526 --> 00:09:10,517
люди пишут для меня доклады...
139
00:09:10,728 --> 00:09:13,253
переносят сроки, чтобы подстроиться под мое расписание.
140
00:09:13,531 --> 00:09:15,726
Если быть жестким с людьми...
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то можно получить от них все, что хочешь.
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Эй, Триббиани!
Быстро отдай мне свой кофе!
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Было весело.
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А я все ждала, пригласишь ли ты меня на свидание.
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До сих пор ждешь?
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Нет. Мы только что с него вернулись.
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Ты умная.
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Мне это нравится.
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О, свечи!
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А это что, плед?
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Видеокамера?
Боже мой!
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Не верится, что ты хотел снять,
как мы занимаемся сексом на первом свидании.
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Джо, то, что она сейчас сказала...
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Боже мой.
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Ты и правда хотел так сделать.
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Что тут творится?
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Еще и Чендлер в соседней комнате.
Ты что, совсем больной?
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Я же Джоуи.
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Значит, я отвратителен.
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Я делаю малобюджетные фильмы для взрослых.
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Вы обещали быть осторожными.
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Доброе имя Джоуи
вываляли в грязи.
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Нам так жаль.
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Я всем расскажу.
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Только так можно объяснить все, не делая меня
полной свиньей.
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Нет, есть объяснение получше.
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Скажи им, что ты снимаешь фильм для взрослых...
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...для семинара
по фильмам для взрослых.
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Хорошая мысль.
Но нет!
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Как это объяснит мое белье
в вашей квартире?
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Я не знаю.
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Готовьтесь "выйти из негомосексуального шкафа".
("выйти из шкафа" - объявить о своей
гомосексуальности)
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Я обещаю придумать что-нибудь.
Только дай нам еще немного времени.
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Ладно.
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Но чтобы я выглядел хорошим.
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И еще одно:
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Видеокамера?
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Хорошо...
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Могу я с вами поговорить?
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Конечно, Дональд.
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Нам поступают жалобы на
ваше агрессивное поведение.
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- Что?
- Угрожающие записки...
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...отказ придерживаться сроков.
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Некоторые называют вас "Двинутым".
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Мы бы хотели, чтобы вы
поговорили с психиатром.
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Вы неправильно поняли.
Глупо получилось.
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Все из-за простого сэндвича.
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Сэндвича?
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Понимаете, моя сестра делает
бесподобные сэндвичи с индейкой.
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Ее секрет в том, что она кладет в середину
кусочек хлеба, пропитанный подливкой.
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Я называю его "Увлажнителем".
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В общем, я положил свой сэндвич в холодильник...
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Знаете, что?
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Прошу прощения.
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Думаю, его съел я.
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Вы съели мой сэндвич?
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Я просто ошибся.
Это могло случиться с кем угодно.
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Да ладно?
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Вы перепутали его со своим сэндвичем
из индейки с увлажнителем?
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И вы, возможно, помните...
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...записку, которая была на нем?
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Там вроде был какой-то шуточный стишок.
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Из которого следовало, что...
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...это мой сэндвич.
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Прошу, успокойтесь.
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Пойдемте посмотрим в моем кабинете. Возможно,
что-то от него еще осталось в мусорном ведре.
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Он был довольно большой. Мне
пришлось выбросить большую часть.
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Вы выбросили мой сэндвич?
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Мой сэндвич?
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О чем книга?
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Ты и ее тоже не читала?
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Я собиралась, но внезапно
зачиталась кое-чем другим.
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Вог.
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Так расскажи мне о Джейн Эйр.
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Нет, читай книгу сама.
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Да ладно, не будь такой правильной паинькой.
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Ну ладно.
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Итак, Джейн Эйр.
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Сначала кажется, что она женщина,
но на самом деле это не так.
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Она киборг.
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Киборг?
Это вроде робота?
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Эта книга очень опередила свое время.
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Простите, я опоздал.
Давайте начнем.
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Что вы думаете о Джейн Эйр?
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Мы с Рейчел как раз это обсуждали,
и у нее очень интересный взгляд на книгу.
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Расскажите нам, Рейчел.
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Спасибо, Фиби.
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Что больше всего поражает,
когда читаешь Джейн Эйр...
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что книга очень опередила свое время.
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Если вы имеете в виду феминизм,
то вы совершенно правы.
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Да, феминизм.
Но также еще роботы.
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Раз у нас не получилось с камерой...
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я решила сделать для тебя небольшой предпоказ.
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Ты здесь обнаженная!
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Знаю!
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Ты в порядке?
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Все отлично.
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Сегодня на работе я сходил к психиатру.
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Зачем?
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Из-за моего гнева.
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Который в данный момент просто вырывается из-под
контроля.
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Он дал мне пилюлю для этого.
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Пилюлю?
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Когда психиатр сказал мне взять отпуск...
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из-за того, что я накричал на босса,
я снова начал злиться.
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И он предложил мне транквилизатор.
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Я решил, что это хорошая идея.
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И принял его.
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Они отправили тебя в отпуск?
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И ты не переживаешь из-за этого?
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Не знаю.
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Довольно странно будет не ходить на работу какое-то
время.
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Но зато мне совершенно плевать на мой сэндвич.
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Ненавижу, когда они заставляют меня идти
на приём к психиатру в моём собственном офисе.
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Он всегда говорит: "Твои коллеги будут больше
любить тебя, если ты сам будешь больше себя любить".
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И кому это надо?
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- Тебе.
- Да сам знаю.
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Мне было так стыдно и неловко,
просто не верю, что ты позволила мне это сказать.
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Прости.
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Но было так смешно, когда ты сравнила
Джейн Эйр с Робокопом.
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Ничего смешного.
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Я переборщила.
Просто ты не относилась к занятиям серьезно.
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Да ладно.
Что тут такого?
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Я думала, мы просто будем делать что-то вместе.
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И что это будет весело.
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Веселье - это хорошо.
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Но я хочу учиться.
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Люди вокруг говорят о том, что они изучили в школе.
Я никогда туда не ходила.
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Так ты на самом деле хочешь учиться.
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А я, Фибс, просто хотела поразвлечься.
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Знаешь, с кем тебе надо ходить туда?
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Я знаю! Я знаю! Я знаю!
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Моника, ты сама задала вопрос.
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О мой Бог, это же Моника.
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Отойди от меня,
ты, больной, больной извращенец.
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В чем дело?
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У Джо есть тайная дыра для подглядывания за нами.
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- О, нет.
- Да, у него есть фото голой Моники.
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Он делает фотографии голых нас,
потом ест курицу и пялится на них.
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О нет, это же моя сестра.
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Дай мне ее.
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Постойте. Давайте все успокоимся.
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И дадим нашему другу шанс
объяснить, почему он такой извращенец.
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Я не извращенец, ясно?
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Я просто...
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В общем...
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Думаю, я могу все объяснить.
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Спасибо.
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Джо помешан на сексе.
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Что? Нет!
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Ничего, все нормально.
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Это болезнь.
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Я не помешан на сексе.
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Да, помешан.
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Это единственное, чем можно объяснить твое поведение.
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00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:28,774
Нет, не единственное.
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Еще можно рассказать всем правду.
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Какую правду?
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- В чем дело?
- Что происходит?
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Я переспал с Моникой.
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00:19:49,967 --> 00:19:53,459
И что все об этом думают?
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00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:01,367
Ты спал с моей сестрой?
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00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,947
Да, но это было...
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Всего один раз, в Лондоне.
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Я могу снова разозлиться.
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Это правда?
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00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:16,888
Конечно же, правда.
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00:20:17,895 --> 00:20:22,059
Как еще объяснить все эти странные вещи, которые
происходили все это время?
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Да, это правда.
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00:20:27,171 --> 00:20:30,663
Если это было один раз, то откуда его трусы взялись
в нашей квартире?
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Это были те трусы,
которые были на мне в ту ночь в Лондоне.
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Верно, Моника?
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Я просто хотела сохранить их...
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в качестве сувенира.
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Боже, Моника...
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Ты уверен, что все-таки не помешан на сексе?
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00:20:57,768 --> 00:21:00,965
Если тут кто-то и помешан на сексе, так это Моника.
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Она пыталась снова заманить меня с тех пор, как
мы были в Лондоне.
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00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:10,045
Вот почему она дала тебе свое фото, где она обнаженная?
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00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:11,680
В этом есть смысл.
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А видеокамера?
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Вероятно, я установила камеру,
чтобы соблазнить Джо.
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Но, к несчастью, меня сложно соблазнить.
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Моника, это надо немедленно прекратить.
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Знаю, знаю.
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Я знаю. Я попытаюсь, и я буду благодарна,
если мы все...
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забудем об этом немедленно и навсегда.
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00:21:45,182 --> 00:21:48,709
Хорошо. Надеюсь, ты сможешь
устоять против моих чар.
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- Я приложу все усилия.
- Удачи.
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Невероятно.
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Ты правда хранила трусы Джо?
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Зачем? Зачем ты это сделала?
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00:22:05,502 --> 00:22:06,867
Я же Моника.
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00:22:08,038 --> 00:22:09,471
Я отвратительна.
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00:22:11,342 --> 00:22:14,106
Я завлекаю парней, и храню их трусы.
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00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:23,218
Думаю, теперь мы разобрались,
кто тут отвратительный, а кто нет.
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А теперь я вернусь к своему ведерку с цыпленком.
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Я ем только кожу, поэтому могу поделиться цыпленком.
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00:22:39,803 --> 00:22:41,794
Ты хорошо развивала свою точку зрения.
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Пока тебя не прервали.
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00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:46,676
Что не так с этой Моникой?
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Не знаю.
Я с ней не знакома.
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Всем привет!
Угадайте, что случилось.
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Я только что убедила Карла устроить нам тест.
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Тест?
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Да ладно вам.
Тесты помогают больше выучить.
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А еще мы можем написать эссе!
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