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Wow! You look nice.
What's the occasion?
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Monica and I are celebrating
our 10-month anniversary.
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Got reservations at Jean-George.
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How'd you get in?
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Made a few calls,
pulled some strings...
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...and they'll seat us if we both
have chicken and don't get dessert.
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- Hi, Chandler.
- Hey, Caitlin.
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Somebody got a haircut.
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I hate it. I look like
an eight-year-old boy.
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If that was true, gym class
would've been more interesting.
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- It's $27 even.
- Okay. Here you go.
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Where's the chicken?
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It's in the back.
The duck pissed him off.
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He said that eggs came first.
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- Thanks. I'll see you later.
- Bye.
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What the hell was that?
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- What?
- The flirting.
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Aren't you supposed to be going out
with, let's see, my sister?
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I wasn't flirting.
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It was totally flirting!
"Somebody got a haircut..."
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First of all, the impression?
Uncanny.
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Second, that wasn't flirting.
That was just casual conversation.
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Yeah, right.
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You wanna see flirting?
I'll show you.
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I'm good.
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The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
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I am so proud of Joey.
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- He's gonna be on "Law and Order"!
- I know.
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Don't you think it should
be called "Order and Law"?
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No, because they arrest the guy
and then try him.
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Don't get me started on that.
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- I was not flirting.
- And on your anniversary. For shame!
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What's going on?
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He was hitting on
the hot delivery girl.
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I was not. And oh, God!
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You were. If anyone
should be hitting on her...
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...it's the guy who's single...
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...the guy who can do
something about it.
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Sounds like someone wants to be
Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
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Is that what this is about?
You like Caitlin?
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Ross, we broke up two years ago.
You've been married since then.
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I think it's okay
that we see other people.
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I was watching her
at the pizza place.
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And she was just so sexy and funny
and has the cutest little...
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We don't need her measurements.
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Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
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She's pretty and you love her,
but is she stupid?
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She forgot my vegetarian.
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This is perfect. She'll have
to come back here with your pizza.
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And when she does,
I will turn on the charm "au" Ross.
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I am so glad you don't eat meat.
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See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.
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Hey, everybody, look who's here!
You remember my grandmother.
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- Big night!
- Yeah, it's so cool.
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Joey on "Law and Order".
You must be proud.
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She doesn't understand
a word of English.
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I thought you were
Joey's other grandmother.
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I've done it again.
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Nonnie's my biggest fan.
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She's the only one in the family
who's always believed in me.
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"Sн." Big star.
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My big fat Joey star.
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Yeah, I weighed, like,
27 pounds when I was born.
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- Happy anniversary!
- Happy anniversary, 10 months.
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In the shower I was thinking
about our first night in London.
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Joey's grandmother's right there.
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- The one who speaks English?
- The one who doesn't.
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That was some hot love you gave me.
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- I'll get ready.
- Wear those earrings I got you.
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That's a great idea. I was saving
them for something special.
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- You've got to go home.
- But I like it here.
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Get the earrings you borrowed.
He wants me to wear them.
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I think they're in my purse.
Go get dressed and I'll look for them.
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I need those earrings you borrowed.
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Yeah, I'll be right back.
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Pheebs, you speak Italian?
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I guess so.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks. Where's the other one?
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Oh, what, you want both of them?
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Rachel Karen Greene,
where's the other one?
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Look, just don't freak out,
but I kind of lost it.
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I know it's in the apartment,
but I definitely lost it.
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What'll I tell Monica?
She wants to wear them tonight.
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- Tell her to wear her own earrings.
- These are her earrings.
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You lent me her earrings?
I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff!
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00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:05,300
- Why not?
- Because I lose her stuff!
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You see that blind guy?
I'm gonna bash his head in later.
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My big scene's coming up.
The big scene coming up.
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If you said, "Big lima bean bubbling up",
would she know the difference?
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I just can't watch.
It's too scary.
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It's a diaper commercial.
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Yeah, well, you know me.
Babies, responsibilities...
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- Pizza delivery.
- I'll get it! I will get that!
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One vegetarian pizza.
It's 12.50.
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By the way, if it makes
you feel any better...
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...I happen to like
eight-year-old boys.
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00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:08,000
What?
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00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,400
Your hair.
Before. Your hair.
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You said you thought your hair
looked like an eight-year-old boy's...
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...and I'm just saying I like it.
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The hair.
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Thanks.
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You understand, I don't actually
like eight-year-old boys.
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All I'm looking for is the money.
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Here you go.
Stop bringing us pizzas, you.
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I'm gonna try.
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You're welcome.
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You couldn't let me have her,
could you?
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This is a girl I really like,
and you had to swoop in there!
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What?
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Chandler was flirting
with the hot delivery girl.
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Thank you for that.
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I was not flirting.
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It's okay. I don't care.
That's fine.
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00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,000
Really?
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00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:10,600
It's no big deal.
I do it all the time.
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You flirt with guys all the time?
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It doesn't mean anything. Just like
it doesn't mean anything with you.
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There's a difference.
You're a lot hotter.
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True story.
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This actually bothers you?
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Yes, and I think
it'd bother a lot of people.
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When you and Ross dated...
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...did it bother you
when he flirted with other women?
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No, it bothered me when
he slept with other women.
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And thank you for that.
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I never had to worry.
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He was never good
at the flirting thing.
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What are you talking about?
It worked with you.
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No, you're right.
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We met, you flirted and then bam!
Nine years later, you had me.
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All right.
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You know what I'll do?
I'll order another pizza.
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And when Caitlin gets here...
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...I will show you how well I flirt.
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I will get her phone number.
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And not the one on the menu.
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- I found it.
- Thank God! Where was it?
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On your dresser.
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Okay, that is the one we already have.
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Here's my big scene.
My big scene's here.
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<i>- Wanna bet nobody heard anything?
<i>- No bet.
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<i>Anybody home?
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Everybody keep smiling. It'll kill
my grandmother if she finds out.
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What is it?
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They cut me out of the show.
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What?
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00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:51,200
- Are you sure?
- Maybe your scene's coming up.
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Not likely. Because you see
that body bag right there?
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I'm in it.
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00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,500
This is terrible.
What'll you do?
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00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:05,900
I don't know. This little
old lady lives for my career.
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00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:09,500
When they dumped me off
"Days of Our Lives", she almost died.
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00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:10,600
That's not good.
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00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:14,800
You're not smiling. Not that face!
Everybody smile!
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Just tell her what happened.
It's not your fault.
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00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:23,900
If we keep talking this way,
won't we freak her out soon?
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Soon. I'm gonna be on soon.
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There I am!
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00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,900
Sam Waterston!
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No, no. That's me.
That's me!
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No. Sam Waterston.
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<i>Crime Misdemeanor, Capricorn One.
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00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:46,000
She doesn't know "hello",
but she knows "Capricorn One".
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I need those earrings.
We're leaving when the show's over.
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00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,600
But I already gave them back to you.
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No, you didn't.
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I already didn't gave them back to you.
That's what I said.
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00:11:01,700 --> 00:11:03,200
Where's that other earring?
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00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,600
It's not here, Pheebs.
It's not here.
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00:11:05,900 --> 00:11:07,700
I went to Chandler's last night.
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00:11:07,900 --> 00:11:12,000
Make sure you check
Chandler's jewelry box.
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00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:14,900
Chandler has a jewelry box?
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00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:20,000
We have 10 minutes. Do you
want me to get into that now?
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00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,200
Hey, Pheebs.
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How's that...
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...vegetarian pizza
working out for you?
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You and those vegetables
have a real...
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00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,800
...thing going on, huh?
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00:11:40,100 --> 00:11:43,000
Why are you being weird?
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00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,400
Do you like it?
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No. That'd be,
"Why are you being cute?"
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Okay. I'm working on my flirting.
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I did not get that.
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00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,300
So, Monica, do you like
"Law and Order"?
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00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:00,700
Yeah, it's good.
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00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:04,000
I found out all this stuff about you.
You like "Law and Order"...
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00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:09,100
...and you've flirted with every guy
in the tri-state area.
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00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,900
Okay, let me get this straight.
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00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:15,000
It's okay for you to flirt,
but not for me?
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I'm glad we cleared that up.
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00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:21,500
I'm sorry, but some things are
different for men and women.
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Teach me about men and women.
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00:12:23,700 --> 00:12:27,600
I've already taught you
so much already, but whatever.
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00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:30,700
When you flirt with a guy,
you think, "No big deal."
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00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,600
But he thinks, "Finally!
Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
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00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:37,200
- No way!
- It's true.
200
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:40,700
- Well, that's pathetic.
- Again, true.
201
00:12:40,900 --> 00:12:44,700
- This goes for all guys?
- All guys that are awake.
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00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:45,900
We go to sleep.
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00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:51,200
All guys from the other end of the
world wake up and act the same way.
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00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:54,300
It's another commercial
and I still haven't told her.
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00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,300
Joey, this is the last commercial.
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00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,500
- You got 10 minutes left.
- I know!
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00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,600
What am I gonna do?
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00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,700
You will not run out
and leave her here.
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00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:10,200
Yeah, all right.
210
00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:19,700
Joey's gonna be right back.
Right back?
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Meanwhile, let's talk about you.
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00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:28,100
So, you're old and small.
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00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:34,900
Did you find it?
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00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,400
The earring, no.
But I found my sunglasses.
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00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,600
I've been looking for these
since last summer.
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00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:45,000
Those are mine.
You borrowed them from me.
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00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:49,000
Okay. Calm down.
Here they are.
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00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:55,000
- What do we do?
- I don't know. I don't know!
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00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,000
We'll just have
to tell Monica, that's all.
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Oh, God! She's gonna kill me.
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00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,100
I could tell her it was all my fault.
222
00:14:04,400 --> 00:14:07,400
Oh, that'd be great.
223
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,400
Mon, could I talk to you?
224
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,300
Yeah. What is it?
225
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,500
I lost one of your earrings.
226
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:20,300
I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
227
00:14:22,100 --> 00:14:25,700
All right, what can you do?
If you lost it, you lost it.
228
00:14:25,900 --> 00:14:28,900
I'll replace it. I promise.
I feel so terrible.
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00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,000
That's fine.
You didn't do it on purpose.
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00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,700
Look at you. Come here.
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00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:40,400
- You feel better?
- Yeah. You're the best.
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Okay, wait a minute.
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00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,300
I can't do this.
234
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,000
Listen, honey,
it's not Phoebe's fault.
235
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,800
She lent me the earrings.
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00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,100
I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey.
I feel terrible too.
237
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,900
That is exactly why
I do not lend you stuff!
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00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:02,800
First, my jewelry.
If it's not that, it's my sweater.
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00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,300
And if it's not that,
it's my sunglasses.
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00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:07,400
Your sunglasses?
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00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:10,300
Oh, right.
242
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:14,500
- Pizza.
- Mine, mine, mine!
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00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:15,900
Okay, here goes.
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00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:19,300
Prepare yourselves
for some class-A flirting.
245
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:22,600
Okay, hold on.
246
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:31,200
If you really like this girl, I don't
think flirting is the right way...
247
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:34,700
You'll see.
248
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,200
What's her name?
249
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:41,800
Caitlin!
250
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:52,900
We can't keep eating like this.
251
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,900
It's $12.50.
252
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:08,200
Do you make the pizzas in one
of those wood-burning ovens?
253
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,100
No, actually, I think they're gas.
254
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,100
Gas?
255
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:18,300
Intense.
256
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:23,500
If this is how all the Gellers flirt,
we don't have a problem.
257
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:29,100
You know that smell gas has?
258
00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,100
They put that in.
259
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,200
What?
260
00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:39,500
The gas is odorless.
261
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:45,800
But they add the smell
so you know when there's a leak.
262
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:49,100
Well, okay.
263
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:54,100
A lot of other gas smells.
264
00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,100
Oh, the humanity!
265
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:06,700
Methane smells...
266
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,300
You know what?
Actually, I really should go.
267
00:17:10,500 --> 00:17:13,400
- But I haven't paid you yet.
- That's okay.
268
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,200
You guys have ordered so many
that this one's on me.
269
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:29,600
Was I talking to her about gas?
270
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:33,600
More so than anything else.
271
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:37,700
I found it interesting.
272
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:39,900
I'm sorry.
273
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,300
Don't worry about it.
274
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:48,200
In nine years, she and I
will be right there!
275
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:57,400
I'm gonna clear out
some of these boxes.
276
00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:07,900
What else do they add smell to?
277
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,900
Caitlin! Caitlin!
278
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,500
Hi, I'm Rachel.
279
00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,500
The people with all the pizza.
280
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,200
Was there a problem?
281
00:18:19,500 --> 00:18:21,500
No, they're fine. Great pizza.
282
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:29,000
But, actually, my friend Ross
gets nervous when he's flirting.
283
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,400
Oh, my God!
284
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,300
That was flirting?
285
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,300
I know, I know.
286
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,700
I'm telling you,
once you get past that part...
287
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,400
...where it feels
like you wanna die...
288
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,600
...he's a really good person.
289
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:46,400
The guy with the gas?
290
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:49,800
I'm telling you, he's really
sweet and really funny...
291
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,100
...and he's just got a good heart.
292
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:56,400
- Besides, I think he really likes you.
- Really?
293
00:18:56,600 --> 00:19:00,700
Well, we have seven people
and 10 pizzas. What do you think?
294
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:05,200
I thought Joey was there.
295
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,200
Hey, Ross?
296
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,100
I just ran into Caitlin
in the hallway.
297
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:20,100
You must be getting better at
this flirting stuff than I thought.
298
00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:21,100
What?
299
00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:26,400
I don't get it, but she wanted me
to give you her number.
300
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,100
And she just gave you this?
301
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,500
Rach, thanks. But I don't need
you doing me any favors.
302
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:42,400
I didn't.
She thought you were cute.
303
00:19:42,700 --> 00:19:46,400
Well, that I can believe.
304
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:49,000
Hey, is the show still on?
305
00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,500
Almost over, man.
306
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,500
Hey, Nonnie.
307
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,000
Is that the Pope?
308
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:59,300
Why am I looking?
309
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,200
Oh, here I am!
This is my big scene.
310
00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:05,800
<i>All right, back off!
311
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,200
<i>I got a gun!
312
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,200
<i>I'm not afraid to use it.
313
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:12,800
That's right, Nonnie.
314
00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:17,100
You couldn't have at least
changed your shirt?
315
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:22,900
<i>Now, I want a suitcase
<i>filled with $100,000...
316
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,300
<i>Filled with $100,000
<i>in small bills.
317
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,100
<i>And if I don't get...
<i>Shoo!
318
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,700
<i>And if I don't get it...
319
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,800
<i>... I'll shoot this duck!
320
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,700
Oh, no!
321
00:20:37,700 --> 00:20:41,300
<i>I'm coming out!
322
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:50,800
And she's supposed to buy this?
323
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:58,200
<i>Ground control to Major Tom
324
00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:00,700
<i>Commencing countdown
325
00:21:00,900 --> 00:21:03,100
<i>Engines...
326
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,700
<i>... on
327
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:15,500
That's scenes from next week's show.
Next week.
328
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:19,600
I am definitely gonna watch that.
329
00:21:23,900 --> 00:21:25,500
Do these look the same?
330
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:26,600
Definitely.
331
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:27,800
Not as each other.
332
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:31,400
Then, no.
333
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,500
- Hey, you ready?
- Yeah.
334
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,800
You look amazing.
I'm the luckiest man in the world.
335
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,600
You're about to get
a little luckier.
336
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,500
- Let me see the earrings.
- Right, the earrings.
337
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,400
They look great.
338
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:49,500
Does your boyfriend have
the best taste or what?
339
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:54,700
My boyfriend really does
have great taste.
340
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,400
Thanks for picking out the earrings.
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1
00:00:04,116 --> 00:00:06,778
Вау! Хорошо выглядишь.
Что за повод?
2
00:00:06,985 --> 00:00:09,681
Мы с Моникой отмечаем
10-месячный юбилей.
3
00:00:09,888 --> 00:00:11,617
Забронировал столик в Жан Жорж.
4
00:00:12,157 --> 00:00:13,181
Как у тебя это получилось?
5
00:00:13,392 --> 00:00:15,451
Сделал несколько звонков,
дернул несколько ниточек...
6
00:00:15,661 --> 00:00:19,722
...и они дают столик если мы
будем есть курицу и не будем десерт.
7
00:00:23,201 --> 00:00:24,793
- Привет, Чендлер.
- Привет, Кейтлин.
8
00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:26,197
Кто-то постригся.
9
00:00:26,405 --> 00:00:28,805
Ненавижу эту прическу. Я выгляжу
как 8-летний мальчик.
10
00:00:29,007 --> 00:00:32,704
Если б это было правдой,
урок физкультуры был бы интереснее.
11
00:00:36,515 --> 00:00:38,847
- Ровно $27.
- Okay. Вот так.
12
00:00:39,051 --> 00:00:40,075
Где курица?
13
00:00:40,352 --> 00:00:43,150
Там сзади.
Утка ее разозлил.
14
00:00:43,522 --> 00:00:45,319
Он сказал что яйца были первыми.
15
00:00:46,158 --> 00:00:48,149
- Спасибо. Увидимся позже.
- Пока.
16
00:00:52,097 --> 00:00:53,826
Что черт возьми это было?
17
00:00:54,566 --> 00:00:56,033
- Что?
- Флирт.
18
00:00:56,268 --> 00:00:59,760
Разве ты не встречаешься,
ну-ка вспомним, с моей сестрой?
19
00:01:00,739 --> 00:01:01,728
Я не флиртовал.
20
00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:06,434
Это точно был флирт!
"Кто-то постригся..."
21
00:01:08,513 --> 00:01:11,676
Во-первых, впечатление?
Странное.
22
00:01:12,384 --> 00:01:16,377
Во-вторых, это не флирт был.
Это был обычный разговор.
23
00:01:16,855 --> 00:01:18,186
Да, точно.
24
00:01:18,390 --> 00:01:20,620
Хочешь увидеть флирт?
Я тебе покажу.
25
00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:23,125
Я хорош.
26
00:01:24,896 --> 00:01:27,057
Серия в которой Росс не умеет флиртовать (перевод
mik4562000)
27
00:02:12,310 --> 00:02:13,777
Я так горжусь Джои.
28
00:02:13,979 --> 00:02:16,072
- Он будет в сериале "Закон и порядок"!
- Я знаю.
29
00:02:16,314 --> 00:02:19,613
Тебе не кажется что он должен
называться "Порядок и закон"?
30
00:02:19,818 --> 00:02:22,548
Нет, потому что они сначала арестовывают чувака
а потом судят.
31
00:02:22,821 --> 00:02:24,448
Не провоцируй меня на спор.
32
00:02:26,158 --> 00:02:29,457
- Я не флиртовал.
- В свой юбилей. Как не стыдно!
33
00:02:30,262 --> 00:02:31,251
Что происходит?
34
00:02:31,463 --> 00:02:33,658
Он подкатывал
к горячей девушке из доставки.
35
00:02:34,066 --> 00:02:36,557
Не подкатывал я. И о, боже!
36
00:02:37,602 --> 00:02:40,503
Подкатывал. Если кто-то
и должен был к ней подкатывать...
37
00:02:40,739 --> 00:02:42,570
...то это должен быть одинокий парень...
38
00:02:42,841 --> 00:02:44,934
...парень
который может завязать дальнейшие отношения.
39
00:02:45,143 --> 00:02:48,237
Похоже кто-то хочет стать
Мистером Pizza Delivery Girl(Доставщица Пиццы).
40
00:02:50,649 --> 00:02:53,243
Так вот в чем дело?
Тебе нравится Кейтлин?
41
00:02:55,754 --> 00:02:59,850
Росс, мы расстались 2 года назад.
Ты с тех пор даже женился.
42
00:03:00,158 --> 00:03:02,524
Я думаю что это нормально
что мы будем встречаться с новыми людьми.
43
00:03:04,329 --> 00:03:07,196
Я наблюдал за ней
в пиццерии.
44
00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:12,095
И она была такая сексуальная и веселая
и у нее очень милая маленькая...
45
00:03:12,337 --> 00:03:14,305
Размеры нам ее не нужны
46
00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:17,642
Пепперони, пепперони, пепперони.
47
00:03:17,843 --> 00:03:20,505
Она симпатичная и ты в нее влюбился,
но разве она не глупа?
48
00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,872
Она забыла мою вегетарианскую.
49
00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:28,485
Отлично. Ей придется
вернуться сюда с твоей пиццей.
50
00:03:28,687 --> 00:03:33,021
А когда она вернётся, я включу
всё своё очарование «а-ля» Росс.
51
00:03:33,859 --> 00:03:36,350
Я так рад что ты не ешь мясо.
52
00:03:36,661 --> 00:03:39,687
Видите? Вегетарианство всем приносит пользу.
53
00:03:40,465 --> 00:03:44,265
Эй, все, посмотрите кто здесь!
Помните мою бабушку.
54
00:03:44,469 --> 00:03:46,494
- Важный вечер!
- Да, это так круто.
55
00:03:46,705 --> 00:03:48,900
Джои в сериале "Закон и порядок".
Вы должно быть гордитесь.
56
00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:51,805
Она не понимает
ни слова по-английски.
57
00:03:52,043 --> 00:03:54,477
Я думал, Вы
другая бабушка Джоуи.
58
00:03:56,882 --> 00:03:58,349
Я снова это сделал.
59
00:04:00,318 --> 00:04:02,343
Нонни моя самая большая фанатка.
60
00:04:02,587 --> 00:04:06,216
Она единственная в семье
кто всегда верил в меня.
61
00:04:07,425 --> 00:04:09,723
"Si". Большая звезда.
62
00:04:09,928 --> 00:04:13,056
Моя большая толстая звезда Джои.
63
00:04:16,768 --> 00:04:20,169
Да, я весил около
12 кг, когда родился.
64
00:04:23,942 --> 00:04:27,673
- С юбилеем!
- С юбилеем, 10 месяцев.
65
00:04:29,014 --> 00:04:32,381
В душе я вспоминала
о нашей первой ночи в Лондоне.
66
00:04:32,584 --> 00:04:34,677
Вообще-то тут бабушка Джои.
67
00:04:34,886 --> 00:04:37,446
- Та которая по-английски говорит?
- Та которая не говорит.
68
00:04:37,689 --> 00:04:39,953
Тогда у нас была та еще страстная любовь.
69
00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:43,393
- Пойду собираться.
- Одень серьги которые я тебе подарил.
70
00:04:43,628 --> 00:04:47,257
Отличная идея. Я их хранила
для особенного вечера.
71
00:04:49,634 --> 00:04:52,694
- Тебе надо домой.
- Но мне здесь нравится.
72
00:04:54,105 --> 00:04:57,233
Вернуть серьги которые ты брала.
Он хочет чтобы я их надела.
73
00:04:57,442 --> 00:05:01,435
Думаю они у меня в сумочке.
Иди одевайся, а я их поищу.
74
00:05:04,983 --> 00:05:07,076
Мне нужны серьги которые ты у меня брала.
75
00:05:11,323 --> 00:05:13,120
Да, сейчас вернусь.
76
00:05:23,802 --> 00:05:25,292
Фибс, ты говоришь по-итальянски?
77
00:05:25,604 --> 00:05:26,764
Наверно да.
78
00:05:30,842 --> 00:05:33,333
- Держи.
- Спасибо. А где вторая?
79
00:05:33,912 --> 00:05:38,781
O, тебе обе нужны?
80
00:05:38,950 --> 00:05:41,544
Рейчел Карен Грин,
где вторая?
81
00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:44,746
Слушай, только не волнуйся,
но я вроде как потеряла.
82
00:05:44,956 --> 00:05:48,448
Я знаю что она где-то в квартире,
но я ее потеряла
83
00:05:49,027 --> 00:05:52,019
Что я скажу Монике?
Она хочет их надеть сегодня.
84
00:05:52,230 --> 00:05:55,597
- Скажи, пусть свои серьги наденет.
- Так это её серьги.
85
00:05:58,303 --> 00:06:02,103
Ты одолжила мне ее серьги?
Мне нельзя брать ее вещи!
86
00:06:03,608 --> 00:06:05,803
- Почему?
- Потому что я их теряю!
87
00:06:13,952 --> 00:06:17,615
Видишь того слепого?
Позже я его по голове ударю.
88
00:06:20,125 --> 00:06:23,822
Скоро моя большая сцена.
Сейчас будет.
89
00:06:24,095 --> 00:06:28,429
Если ты скажешь, "Кипит большая лимская фасоль",
ему не будет ли все равно?
90
00:06:30,769 --> 00:06:32,066
Что ты делаешь?
91
00:06:32,604 --> 00:06:35,573
O, я не могу это смотреть.
Слишком страшно.
92
00:06:36,808 --> 00:06:38,241
Это реклама подгузников.
93
00:06:39,344 --> 00:06:43,405
Да, ну, вы ж понимаете.
Дети, ответственность...
94
00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:49,242
- Доставка пиццы.
- Я открою! Я открою!
95
00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,121
Как выглядит моя причёска?
96
00:06:53,258 --> 00:06:56,716
Росс, она не менялась
с 1996 года.
97
00:07:02,067 --> 00:07:05,264
Одна вегетарианская.
12.50.
98
00:07:06,805 --> 00:07:09,273
Кстати, если это
тебе поможет...
99
00:07:09,474 --> 00:07:11,601
...мне нравятся
8-летние мальчики.
100
00:07:15,947 --> 00:07:16,936
Что?
101
00:07:19,851 --> 00:07:21,819
Твоя прическа.
Ты ранее сказала. Твоя прическа.
102
00:07:22,053 --> 00:07:26,114
Ты сказала что твоя прическа
как у 8-летнего мальчика...
103
00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,485
...и я просто имел в виду что она мне нравится.
104
00:07:28,893 --> 00:07:30,190
Прическа.
105
00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:33,891
Спасибо.
106
00:07:36,301 --> 00:07:39,998
Ты же понимаешь, что мне вообще-то
не нравятся 8-летние мальчики.
107
00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:44,165
Я просто денег жду.
108
00:07:44,576 --> 00:07:47,067
Вот.
И перестань уже приносить сюда пиццу.
109
00:07:47,312 --> 00:07:48,711
Постараюсь.
110
00:07:52,350 --> 00:07:53,476
Пожалуйста.
111
00:07:53,718 --> 00:07:55,982
Ты не можешь дать мне с ней пообщаться,
да?
112
00:07:57,222 --> 00:08:01,158
Эта девушка мне очень нравится,
но ты должен был влезть!
113
00:08:01,359 --> 00:08:02,348
Что?
114
00:08:02,494 --> 00:08:05,327
Чендлер флиртует
с притягательной девчонкой из доставки.
115
00:08:07,232 --> 00:08:08,392
Спасибо за это.
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Я не флиртовал.
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Все нормально. Мне все равно.
Нормально.
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Правда?
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Это неважно.
Я все время флиртую.
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Ты все время флиртуешь с парнями?
121
00:08:25,450 --> 00:08:29,614
Это ничего не значит. Также
как это ничего не значит и в твоем случае.
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Есть разница.
Ты намного притягательнее.
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Правда.
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00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,859
Это тебя беспокоит?
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00:08:37,095 --> 00:08:39,586
Да, и мне кажется
это беспокоит многих.
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Когда вы с Россом встречались...
127
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...тебе волновало
когда он флиртовал с другой женщиной?
128
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Нет, меня волновало
когда он спал с другой женщиной.
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И спасибо за это.
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Мне никогда не приходилось волноваться из-за этого.
131
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Он не слишком умел
во флирте.
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О чем ты?
С тобой сработало.
133
00:09:05,657 --> 00:09:06,783
Нет, ты прав.
134
00:09:07,058 --> 00:09:11,586
Мы познакомились, ты пофлиртовал и потом бац!
9 лет спустя, я стала с тобой.
135
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Хорошо.
136
00:09:14,232 --> 00:09:17,292
Знаете что я сделаю?
Я еще одну пиццу закажу.
137
00:09:17,502 --> 00:09:19,629
И когда Кейтлин сюда придет...
138
00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,736
...я ей покажу как хорошо я флиртую.
139
00:09:22,974 --> 00:09:24,965
Я получу ее номер телефона.
140
00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:27,734
И не тот который в меню.
141
00:09:30,748 --> 00:09:33,148
- Я нашла ее.
- Слава богу! Где она была?
142
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На твоей тумбочке.
143
00:09:34,586 --> 00:09:37,749
Okay, это та которая у нас уже была.
144
00:09:38,323 --> 00:09:40,621
Вот мой эпизод.
Мой большой эпизод.
145
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<i>- Держу пари, никто ничего не слышал?</i>
<i>- Никаких пари.</i>
146
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<i>Кто-нибудь дома?</i>
147
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- O, боже.
- Что?
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Продолжайте улыбаться. Это убьет
бабулю если она узнает.
149
00:09:53,771 --> 00:09:54,760
Что такое?
150
00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,804
Они меня вырезали.
151
00:09:57,842 --> 00:09:59,002
Что?
152
00:09:59,310 --> 00:10:01,710
- Ты уверен?
- Может твой эпизод еще впереди.
153
00:10:01,980 --> 00:10:05,108
Наврядли. Видите
мешок с телом там?
154
00:10:05,550 --> 00:10:06,642
Я в нем.
155
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,551
Это ужасно.
Что будешь делать?
156
00:10:10,822 --> 00:10:14,053
Я не знаю. Эта маленькая
старушка живет моей карьерой.
157
00:10:14,259 --> 00:10:17,592
Когда меня убрали из
"Дней нашей жизни", он чуть не умерла.
158
00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:18,751
Это нехорошо.
159
00:10:18,897 --> 00:10:22,060
- Да, нам пришлось нанять для неё сиделку.
- О Господи.
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00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:24,191
Да, она почти умерла,
и мы потратили кучу денег.
161
00:10:25,737 --> 00:10:28,968
Ты не улыбаешься. Не такое лицо!
Все улыбаются!
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00:10:29,841 --> 00:10:33,277
Просто скажи ей что случилось.
Это не твоя вина.
163
00:10:33,478 --> 00:10:37,141
Если мы продолжим так разговаривать,
ее это скоро не напугает?
164
00:10:40,285 --> 00:10:42,685
Скоро. Я уже скоро появлюсь.
165
00:10:42,921 --> 00:10:44,354
Вот он я!
166
00:10:46,858 --> 00:10:48,758
Сэм Уотерстон!
167
00:10:48,993 --> 00:10:51,086
Нет, нет. Это я.
Это я!
168
00:10:51,362 --> 00:10:53,489
Нет. Сэм Уотерстон.
169
00:10:53,698 --> 00:10:56,531
<i>Уголовное правонарушение, Козерог один.</i>
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Она не знает слова "привет",
но знает "Козерог один".
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Мне нужны эти серьги.
Мы уходим сразу как закончится сериал.
172
00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:07,974
Но я их тебе уже отдала.
173
00:11:10,148 --> 00:11:11,137
Нет, не отдавала.
174
00:11:11,349 --> 00:11:15,012
Я тебе их уже не отдала.
Вот что я сказала.
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00:11:16,554 --> 00:11:18,044
Где вторая сережка?
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00:11:18,323 --> 00:11:20,450
Ее нет, Фибс.
Ее здесь нет.
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00:11:20,725 --> 00:11:22,625
Я ходила к Чендлеру вчера вечером.
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Убедись что проверила
шкатулку Чендлера с драгоценностями.
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У Чендлера есть шкатулка с драгоценностями?
180
00:11:30,034 --> 00:11:33,333
У нас 10 минут. Ты хочешь
чтобы мы начали прояснять ситуацию сейчас?
181
00:11:38,409 --> 00:11:39,842
Эй, Фибс.
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00:11:40,311 --> 00:11:41,710
Как...
183
00:11:42,013 --> 00:11:45,312
...вегетариаснкая пицца
пришлась тебе?
184
00:11:47,352 --> 00:11:49,877
У тебя с этой вегетарианской
сложилиись...
185
00:11:50,088 --> 00:11:52,147
...отношения, а?
186
00:11:54,926 --> 00:11:56,723
Почему ты такой странный?
187
00:11:58,162 --> 00:11:59,652
Тебе нравится?
188
00:12:01,899 --> 00:12:03,890
Нет. Тогда было бы,
"Почему ты такой милый?"
189
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:07,329
Okay. Я работаю над флиртом.
190
00:12:07,538 --> 00:12:09,733
Я этого не поняла.
191
00:12:11,909 --> 00:12:14,173
Моника, тебе нравится
"Закон и порядок"?
192
00:12:14,379 --> 00:12:15,539
Да, неплохо.
193
00:12:15,747 --> 00:12:18,841
Я много чего о тебе узнал.
Тебе нравится "Закон и порядок"...
194
00:12:19,083 --> 00:12:22,382
...и ты флиртуешь с каждым парнем
в пределах 3-х ближайших штатов.
195
00:12:24,756 --> 00:12:26,747
Okay, давай-ка разберемся.
196
00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,893
Тебе флиртовать нормально,
а мне нет?
197
00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,755
Я рад что мы все прояснили.
198
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:36,360
Извини, но некоторые вещи
разные для мужчин и для женщин.
199
00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,363
Расскажи мне про мужчин и женщин.
200
00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:41,766
Я тебе уже и так
много рассказал, но да ладно.
201
00:12:42,740 --> 00:12:45,538
Когда ты флиртуешь с парнем,
ты думаешь, "Ничего страшного."
202
00:12:45,777 --> 00:12:49,304
А он думает, "Наконец-то!
Кое-кто хочет со мной переспать."
203
00:12:49,714 --> 00:12:51,477
- Нее!
- Это правда.
204
00:12:52,250 --> 00:12:54,718
- Ну, это ж жалко.
- И еще раз, правда.
205
00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:58,881
- Это у всех так парней?
- У всех которые не спят.
206
00:12:59,757 --> 00:13:00,746
Мы засыпаем.
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00:13:00,958 --> 00:13:04,951
Парни на другом конце мира
просыпаются и ведут себя также.
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00:13:06,264 --> 00:13:09,131
Очередная реклама
а я ей все еще не сказал.
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00:13:09,334 --> 00:13:12,235
Джои, это последняя реклама.
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00:13:12,437 --> 00:13:14,371
- У тебя осталось 10 минут.
- Я знаю!
211
00:13:14,572 --> 00:13:16,233
Что мне делать?
212
00:13:16,674 --> 00:13:18,972
Не смей убегать
и оставлять ее здесь.
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00:13:21,779 --> 00:13:23,508
Да, хорошо.
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00:13:29,921 --> 00:13:33,687
Джоуи сейчас вернется.
Вернется?
215
00:13:34,759 --> 00:13:36,954
Тем временем, поговорим о вас.
216
00:13:39,464 --> 00:13:41,455
И так, вы старая и маленькая.
217
00:13:48,906 --> 00:13:50,567
- Нашла?
- Серьгу, нет.
218
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,232
Но я нашла свои солнечные очки.
219
00:13:52,443 --> 00:13:55,105
Я их искала
с прошлого лета.
220
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Они мои.
Ты их у меня брала.
221
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Okay. Успокойся.
Вот они.
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00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:09,787
- Что нам делать?
- Я не знаю. Я не знаю!
223
00:14:10,027 --> 00:14:12,791
Мы должны
сказать Монике.
224
00:14:13,030 --> 00:14:15,999
O, боже! Она меня убьет.
225
00:14:16,934 --> 00:14:18,959
Я могу ей сказать что это моя вина.
226
00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,694
O, это было бы замечательно.
227
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,168
Мон, можно с тобой поговорить?
228
00:14:25,443 --> 00:14:27,035
Да. Что такое?
229
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,347
Я потеряла одну из твоих сережек.
230
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Извини. Мне очень очень жаль.
231
00:14:36,888 --> 00:14:40,517
Хорошо, что же можно поделать?
Потеряла, так потеряла.
232
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:43,727
Я ее заменю. Обещаю.
Я себя так ужасно чувствую.
233
00:14:43,961 --> 00:14:46,691
Все нормально.
Ты же не специально.
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00:14:47,064 --> 00:14:48,964
Посмотри на себя. Иди сюда.
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00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:54,796
- Лучше?
- Да. Ты лучшая.
236
00:14:55,506 --> 00:14:57,064
Okay, минуточку.
237
00:14:58,342 --> 00:15:00,139
Я так не могу.
238
00:15:00,378 --> 00:15:02,710
Послушай, дорогая,
но вина не Фиби.
239
00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:04,638
Она одолжила мне серьги.
240
00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:08,374
Я ее потеряла. Мне очень жаль, дорогая.
Я тоже себя ужасно чувствую.
241
00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:13,182
Вот поэтому то
я не одалживаю тебе ничего!
242
00:15:14,692 --> 00:15:17,593
Сначал, моя бижутерия.
Если не это, так мой свитер.
243
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,093
И если не свитер,
то мои солнечные очки.
244
00:15:20,364 --> 00:15:22,229
Твои очки?
245
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,195
O, точно.
246
00:15:25,336 --> 00:15:27,770
- Пицца.
- Моя, моя, моя!
247
00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:30,668
Okay, начинается.
248
00:15:30,942 --> 00:15:34,105
Приготовтесь
к флирту высшего класса.
249
00:15:34,345 --> 00:15:35,869
Okay, подожди.
250
00:15:39,350 --> 00:15:44,515
Если эта девушка так тебе нравится,
может не надо флирт использовать...
251
00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:47,953
Увидите.
252
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,557
Как ее зовут?
253
00:15:53,264 --> 00:15:55,095
Кейтлин!
254
00:16:03,608 --> 00:16:06,202
Мы не можем продолжать столько есть.
255
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,110
$12.50.
256
00:16:16,821 --> 00:16:21,485
Вы готовите пиццы
в одной из дровяных печей?
257
00:16:23,094 --> 00:16:25,961
Нет, вообще-то, думаю они на газу.
258
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,390
На газу?
259
00:16:30,568 --> 00:16:31,592
Сильно.
260
00:16:33,237 --> 00:16:36,764
Если все Геллеры так флиртуют,
то у нас нет проблемы.
261
00:16:39,777 --> 00:16:42,337
Ты знаешь какой запах у газа?
262
00:16:48,319 --> 00:16:50,150
Так вот запах добавляют после.
263
00:16:51,255 --> 00:16:54,315
- Что?
- Вообще-то у газа не запаха.
264
00:16:54,592 --> 00:16:59,086
Но они добавляют запах
чтобы люди знали когда есть утечка.
265
00:17:01,132 --> 00:17:02,326
Ну, хорошо.
266
00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:07,366
Но многие другие газы пахнут.
267
00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:14,342
O, человечство!
268
00:17:17,815 --> 00:17:20,545
Метан пахнет...
269
00:17:21,786 --> 00:17:25,119
Знаешь что?
Вообще-то, мне уже пора.
270
00:17:25,323 --> 00:17:28,292
- Но я тебе еще не заплатил.
- Ничего.
271
00:17:28,492 --> 00:17:31,461
Вы так много уже заказали
что эта за мой счет.
272
00:17:39,203 --> 00:17:42,900
Я с ней о газе разговаривал?
273
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,840
Больше чем о чем-то другом.
274
00:17:48,579 --> 00:17:51,013
Мне было интересно.
275
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:54,773
Мне жаль.
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00:17:54,919 --> 00:17:57,080
Не волнуйся.
277
00:17:57,355 --> 00:18:01,416
Через 9 лет, мы с ней
будем здесь вместе!
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00:18:07,898 --> 00:18:10,696
Пойду выброшу
коробки.
279
00:18:18,943 --> 00:18:21,173
К чему еще запах добавляют?
280
00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:27,741
Кейтлин! Кейтлин!
281
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,782
Привет, я Рейчел.
282
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,386
Я из тех кто пиццу заказывал.
283
00:18:32,590 --> 00:18:34,080
Какие то проблемы?
284
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:36,292
Нет, все хорошо. Отличная пицца.
285
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,552
Но, вообще-то, мой друг Росс...
286
00:18:39,697 --> 00:18:43,531
...нервничает, когда флиртует.
287
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:45,229
O, боже!
288
00:18:45,436 --> 00:18:47,529
Так это флирт был?
289
00:18:48,406 --> 00:18:50,101
Знаю, знаю.
290
00:18:50,307 --> 00:18:53,572
Скажу тебе,
как только проходит эта часть...
291
00:18:53,778 --> 00:18:56,212
...когда кажется
что сейчас умрешь...
292
00:18:56,447 --> 00:18:58,415
...он становится очень милым человеком.
293
00:18:58,616 --> 00:19:00,880
Тот парень с газами?
294
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:04,650
Говорю тебе, он очень
милый и очень веселый...
295
00:19:04,889 --> 00:19:06,948
...и у него доброе сердце.
296
00:19:07,091 --> 00:19:11,858
Знаешь, на самом деле я думала, что он
милый, но затем он начал говорить.
297
00:19:12,897 --> 00:19:15,263
Ну вот видишь.
298
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:19,494
- Кроме того, мне кажется, ты ему нравишься.
- Правда?
299
00:19:19,704 --> 00:19:23,663
Ну, у нас 7 человек
и 10 пицц. Как ты думаешь?
300
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:26,703
Я думала, с вами Джоуи.
301
00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:32,306
Да... Нет, но я просто хочу сказать,
что тебе стоит дать ему ещё один шанс.
302
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:35,783
Ну если он такой замечательный,
почему бы тебе не встречаться с ним?
303
00:19:38,756 --> 00:19:41,156
Знаешь, когда-нибудь...
304
00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:45,319
...нам с тобой нужно будет
поговорить подольше.
305
00:19:50,901 --> 00:19:51,890
Эй, Росс?
306
00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,464
Я столкнулась с Кейтлин
в коридоре.
307
00:19:55,706 --> 00:19:59,472
Похоже у тебя стал лучше получаться
весь этот флирт чем я думала.
308
00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,770
- Что?
- Я не понимаю, но она хотела..
309
00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:04,244
...чтобы я передала тебе ее номер.
310
00:20:09,186 --> 00:20:10,983
И она тебе его просто дала?
311
00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:17,886
Рейч, спасибо. Но мне не нужны
одолжения.
312
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:20,563
Так ничего такого.
Она думает ты симпатичный.
313
00:20:22,032 --> 00:20:24,227
Ну, в это я могу поверить.
314
00:20:26,003 --> 00:20:28,494
Эй, сериал все еще идет?
315
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:29,900
Почти закончился, чувак.
316
00:20:30,174 --> 00:20:31,573
Эй, Нонни.
317
00:20:32,176 --> 00:20:33,871
Это Папа?
318
00:20:36,614 --> 00:20:38,206
Почему я смотрю?
319
00:20:38,949 --> 00:20:41,110
O, вот он я!
Вот моя большая сценв.
320
00:20:41,786 --> 00:20:43,617
<i>Хорошо, уходите!</i>
321
00:20:45,589 --> 00:20:47,386
<i>У меня есть пушка!</i>
322
00:20:47,858 --> 00:20:49,291
<i>Я не боюсь ею воспользоваться.</i>
323
00:20:50,795 --> 00:20:52,194
Точно, Нонни.
324
00:20:52,463 --> 00:20:54,897
Мог бы хотя бы
рубашку поменять?
325
00:20:56,767 --> 00:21:00,726
<i>Теперь, мне нужен чемодан</i>
<i>с $100,000...</i>
326
00:21:03,274 --> 00:21:05,640
<i>С $100,000</i>
<i>мелкими купюрами.</i>
327
00:21:05,910 --> 00:21:08,037
<i>И если я его не получу...</i>
<i>Шшш!</i>
328
00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:10,543
<i>И если я его не получу...</i>
329
00:21:12,316 --> 00:21:13,749
<i>... я пристрелю утку!</i>
330
00:21:14,418 --> 00:21:15,544
O, нет!
331
00:21:17,087 --> 00:21:19,078
<i>Я выхожу!</i>
332
00:21:26,897 --> 00:21:28,626
И она должна на это купиться?
333
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:35,968
<i>Контроль на земле майору Тому</i>
334
00:21:38,242 --> 00:21:40,073
<i>Начинаю отсчет</i>
335
00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:42,005
<i>Двигатели...</i>
336
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:43,569
<i>... включены</i>
337
00:21:50,521 --> 00:21:53,319
Это эпизод из следующей серии.
На следующей неделе.
338
00:21:55,259 --> 00:21:57,420
Я точно посмотрю.
339
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:04,494
Они выглядят похоже?
340
00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:06,727
- Определенно.
- Но не на друг друга.
341
00:22:06,937 --> 00:22:08,734
Тогда, нет.
342
00:22:11,508 --> 00:22:13,442
- Эй, ты готова?
- Да.
343
00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:16,737
Ты замечательно выглядишь.
Я самый счастливый мужчина на земле.
344
00:22:16,947 --> 00:22:19,541
Ты скоро будешь
еще счастливее.
345
00:22:19,783 --> 00:22:22,513
- Покажи-ка сережки.
- Да, сережки.
346
00:22:22,753 --> 00:22:24,345
Они отлично выглядят.
347
00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:27,682
Хороший у твоего парня
вкус, а?
348
00:22:28,726 --> 00:22:32,093
У моего парня отличный
вкус.
349
00:22:34,932 --> 00:22:37,162
Спасибо, что купил серьги.
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