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Sorry I'm late.
Did I miss anything?
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Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos
in his mouth.
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Fifteen?
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Your personal best!
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Where were you?
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On a date.
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I met this girl on a train
going to a museum upstate.
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- Which museum?
- How'd you meet her?
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No. Answer his.
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We were at the back of the train.
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I sat near the door
so she'd have to pass by me...
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...if she wanted to switch cars.
She was totally at my mercy.
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Were you so late because
you were burying this woman?
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I'm late because
she lives in Poughkeepsie.
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She seems great,
but she's two and a half hours away.
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How can she be great
if she's from Poughkeepsie?
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That joke would have killed
in Albany.
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Done! I did it.
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Who's stupid now?
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The One with the
Girl From Poughkeepsie
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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Look! They're lighting
the big Christmas tree tonight.
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That paper is two weeks old.
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Who keeps leaving old newspapers
in the trash?
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I really wanted
to take Kathy to this.
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At least you have somebody
to miss stuff with.
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I hate being alone
this time of year.
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Next it's Valentine's Day...
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...then my birthday, then bang!
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Then they're lighting
that damn tree again.
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I want somebody!
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You know, I want a man!
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It doesn't even have to be
a big relationship. Just a fling!
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I didn't think girls ever
just wanted a fling.
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Let me tell you, it's been
a long time since I've been flung.
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I know what I'm giving you
for Christmas.
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There are nice guys in my office.
Want me to set you up?
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I've been single a long time.
Why haven't you offered before?
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I have a girlfriend.
I'm happy.
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I no longer go out of my way
to stop others from being happy.
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No accountants.
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And no one from "legal".
I don't like boring jobs.
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And Ross was what?
A lion tamer?
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What's wrong, Mon?
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Everybody at work still hates me.
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I was making headway.
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Everyone was smiling at me,
and then I get off work...
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...and find out they wrote this
on my chef's hat.
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Maybe they meant to write
"Quiet, Bitch."
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What's the matter?
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Fine! Just trying to be nice.
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I haven't been picked on this much
since kindergarten.
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And they brought in someone from
junior high to do the see-saw with me.
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They're trying to make me quit.
If it were any other job, I would.
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But I've waited for this
my whole life.
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Wait, you're the boss.
Yell at them. Or fire them!
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I would love to, but I can't.
I'm not good at confrontation.
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You know what you can do?
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I read about this director,
Orson Welles...
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...who, at the beginning, would
hire somebody just to fire them.
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Then they would all know who was boss.
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I'm not doing anything.
Why not fire me?
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It's a good idea.
Can you waiter?
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Good enough to get fired.
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All right. You're hired!
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That's why I got fired last week!
Does Orson Welles direct commercials?
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I say, Drew?
Are you seeing anybody right now?
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I'm not asking for me.
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I'm not gay.
I'm not asking you out.
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I'm not gay.
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I didn't think you were gay.
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I do now.
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My friend, Rachel,
wants to be set up.
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I just got out of
a big relationship.
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I'm not looking to get serious.
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That's okay. A fling
might be all right with her.
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Is this "Hot Rachel" that
you took to the Christmas Party?
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By the way, that is her full name.
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Wow! I'm free for her.
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Wait, I didn't say I wasn't free.
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Let's talk it over
at the Ranger game.
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Hold on.
I just got a box of Cubans.
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I'll bring them
by your office at five.
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That's a little later
than I usually stay, but sure.
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Before the game, we could enjoy
some eight-year-old Basil Haydens.
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I don't know what that is,
but let's!
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I'm writing a holiday song for everyone.
Do you want to hear it?
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<i>Happy Hanukkah, Monica
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<i>May your Christmas be snowy, Joey
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<i>Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross
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<i>Spin the dreidel, Rachel
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Pheebs, that's great!
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But you know,
Rachel doesn't rhyme with dreidel.
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I know, but it's so hard.
Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!
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What are you talking about?
Lots of things rhyme with Rachel:
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Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable.
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Maypole.
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All good. Thanks.
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Do you, maybe, have a nickname
that's easier to rhyme?
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Didn't your dad used to call you
"Pumpkin"?
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But did he ever call you
"Budolph"?
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Hello, children.
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Have I got the 50 guys for you!
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I showed them your picture.
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Guys are throwing themselves at me
and giving me stuff.
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- Knicks tonight?
- Where are the seats?
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Wherever! I've got 20.
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Will I like any of these guys?
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You know, I'm going to...
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...play the field a little bit more.
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Guys are signing over
their 401 Ks to me.
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You work with robots?
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One guy, Patrick, you'll like him.
He's nice, funny and a swimmer.
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I like swimmers' bodies.
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His dad made the magnetic strip
on credit cards.
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I like credit cards!
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I'm not bad at this!
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- What does he do?
- He works in fine foods.
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- You have a fine foods division?
- It's a big company...
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Now, wait a second.
You make food and robots?
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No, the robots just work for them.
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All right, I'm going to work.
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Does anybody have
a problem with that?
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Yeah, lady. I do!
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I got a problem!
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I'll give you a problem!
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What will you do?
Fire me?
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You bet your ass I'll fire you!
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See you later.
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I should go.
I've got a date.
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With who?
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You know the girl
who lives in Poughkeepsie?
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Not her.
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This is someone else.
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I can't decide between the two.
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The one from Poughkeepsie, though
two hours away, is pretty...
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...really smart and a lot of fun.
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But this other girl,
she lives right uptown.
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She's just as pretty.
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I guess she's smart.
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She's not fun.
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If she's no fun,
why date her at all?
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I want to give her a chance.
She lives so close.
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And, at the end of the date,
she said something that...
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...if she was kidding,
was very funny.
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If she wasn't kidding, she's not fun.
She's stupid and racist.
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How was your first day
at the restaurant?
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Damn!
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What happened to your fancy jacket?
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They baked it.
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I can't take this anymore.
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- I'm going to fire you tonight.
- You got it.
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What are you doing?
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You're still on fire there.
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I think you got it!
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Chandler, you have
the best taste in men.
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Like father, like son.
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Patrick and I had such
a great time last night!
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This could, maybe, get serious.
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I thought you weren't looking
for serious. Just a fling?
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Well, you know, possibly.
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You didn't tell him that,
though, right?
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You told this guy that
I was looking for a fling?
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- You don't tell him that!
- Why not?
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I'd be thrilled if some hot girl...
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I see.
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You telling him I want a fling
and me putting out...
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...he's so going to get
the wrong idea!
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Joey, could you pass the cheese?
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I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey.
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I thought it might be fun
to try out a cool nickname.
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Hey, Dragon!
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Here's your tips
from Monday and Tuesday.
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There's $300 in this one.
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People get generous
around the holidays.
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And it never hurts
to wear tight trousers.
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Could the waiters listen
to the specials?
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There's Chilean sea bass
with a mango relish...
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Why is nobody writing these?
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We can remember them.
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Because you'll make up fake specials
and make me cook them?
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Sure, that too.
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Forget the specials for a minute.
Here's the thing...
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For the last two weeks I have...
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...tried hard to create
a positive atmosphere.
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Can't hear you!
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Positive atmosphere.
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But I've had it up to here.
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From now on,
it is going to be my way...
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...or the highway. All right?
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Does anybody have
a problem with that?
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Hey, new guy.
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I said, does anybody
have a problem with that?
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No, ma'am.
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He has a name. It's Dragon.
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You want to know your name?
Check your hat.
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We did the hat, right?
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- What the hell just happened?
- I am so sorry.
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I was going to do it.
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But I was standing there
with $327 in one hand...
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...and $238 in the other.
And I was thinking...
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...it's been a long time since I had...
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...$327 plus $238!
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We had a deal! It's why you're here.
I've got to fire you!
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And I got to pay rent!
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How about you don't fire me.
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Instead, I stay.
I gain their trust.
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They'll listen to the nice things
I say about you.
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What nice things?
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Nothing yet. They hate you,
and I want to fit in.
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<i>Happy Hannukah, Chandler and Monica
<i>Merry, merry...
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You know what, Pheebs?
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I'm not Jewish so...
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Ross doesn't decorate his tree
with floss...
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...but he's not complaining.
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Bad dream?
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I wasn't sleeping.
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What was Phoebe's song about?
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It's the one with the cat.
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I got to go.
I've got another date.
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Did you pick one yet?
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00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,000
It turns out the one
from uptown was making a joke.
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It was a different joke.
It wasn't that funny.
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So I'm still torn.
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You don't like the one from uptown.
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And you're exhausted
from dating Poughkeepsie.
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Just end them both!
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Go to Poughkeepsie
and break up with her.
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Then break up with uptown.
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By the time you get home,
you're done!
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You're right. Thank you.
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I had a similar problem
when I lived in Prague.
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- Prague?
- So much you don't know.
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Patrick just ended things with me.
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Did you or didn't you tell him
I wanted a serious relationship?
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I did! I absolutely did!
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You idiot!
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00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,400
I'm sure you're right.
But why?
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You don't tell a guy that
you want a serious relationship.
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Now you scared him away!
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I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
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You should never be allowed
to talk to people!
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I know, I know!
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Now I'm right back where I started.
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This sucks!
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Being alone sucks!
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You'll meet somebody.
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You're a great catch!
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When I told those guys about you,
I didn't have to lie once.
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Really?
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You graduated magna cum laude, right?
252
00:15:57,400 --> 00:16:00,300
It doesn't matter.
253
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:05,600
I got tickets to the Ranger game.
You want to come with me?
254
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,300
Cute guys in little shorts?
255
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,800
Sure.
256
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:15,200
Actually, it's a hockey team.
Angry Canadians with no teeth.
257
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:19,400
That sounds fun too.
Thank you.
258
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:26,600
Have you ever been with a woman?
259
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,200
What is the matter with you?
260
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,900
There is no good time
to ask that question.
261
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:41,800
The station is Poughkeepsie.
Poughkeepsie!
262
00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:45,700
Ross?
263
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,400
Wake up!
264
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,100
I need more swordfish.
265
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,500
- Can you get me more swordfish?
- I don't speak English.
266
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,200
You just did.
267
00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:08,200
I don't know what to tell you.
268
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,400
Fine.
269
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:22,000
Very funny.
270
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,900
Let me out, please.
271
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,300
Come on, I'm cold!
272
00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:31,000
And covered in marinara sauce!
273
00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:33,900
Let me out!
274
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:40,000
You found that handle, did you?
275
00:17:40,900 --> 00:17:44,500
- It's not funny.
- Well, that's not true.
276
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:48,500
I'm a good person.
And I'm a good chef.
277
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:52,500
And I don't deserve to have
marinara sauce all over me!
278
00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,300
If you want me
to quit this bad then...
279
00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:58,400
Chef Geller?
280
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,600
You know that speech you made?
281
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:03,900
I got a problem with it!
282
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:07,900
- You do?
- You bet I do!
283
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:12,800
I just wasn't listening then,
that's all.
284
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,400
If you want a problem,
I'll give you a problem!
285
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,100
What are you going to do?
Fire me?
286
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,700
You bet I'll fire you!
Get out of my kitchen!
287
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,300
Get out!
288
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,100
All right.
289
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,000
Anybody else got a problem?
290
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,400
How about you, chuckles?
291
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
You think this is funny now?
292
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:43,900
What if I dance covered in sauce?
You think it's funny?
293
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:47,200
No, it's really good.
294
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:50,100
Take those salads to table four.
295
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,100
And you, get the swordfish!
296
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,800
And you!
297
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,900
Get a haircut!
298
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:03,700
Last stop, Montreal.
The stop is Montreal!
299
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,400
What?
300
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:14,300
I bet myself
that you had beautiful eyes.
301
00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:18,300
Now that I see them, I win!
302
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,400
We're at my stop.
Would you like to have coffee?
303
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:31,300
Are we really in Montreal?
304
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,000
Yes, we are.
305
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,600
So coffee?
306
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,100
Coffee sounds great.
307
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:41,700
Wait.
308
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,600
So you live in Montreal?
309
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:48,300
No, but it's only a two-hour
ferry ride to Nova Scotia.
310
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,100
I should have thought
about my wife and kids...
311
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:56,800
...before I talked back
to Chef Geller.
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00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:03,100
It will be a lean Christmas
at the Dragon house this year.
313
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,500
Enough!
314
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:11,500
Lean, lean, lean!
315
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,200
<i>Went to the store
<i>Sat on Santa's lap
316
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:20,300
<i>Asked him to bring my friends
<i>All kinds of crap
317
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,100
<i>Said all you need is
<i>To write them a song
318
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:28,500
<i>Now you haven't heard it yet
<i>So don't try to sing along
319
00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:31,700
<i>No, don't sing along
320
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,700
<i>Monica, Monica
321
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,800
<i>Have a happy Hannukah
322
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,700
<i>Saw Santa Claus
323
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,800
<i>He said hello to Ross
324
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:49,000
<i>And please tell Joey
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00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:53,500
<i>Christmas will be snowy
326
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:57,900
<i>And Rachel and Chandler
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00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:05,200
Happy holidays, everybody!
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00:00:04,917 --> 00:00:06,817
Простите я опоздал.
Я что-нибудь пропустил?
2
00:00:07,019 --> 00:00:09,681
Джоуи засунул 15 Oreo
в рот.
3
00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:12,078
15?
4
00:00:12,324 --> 00:00:14,258
Твой личный рекорд!
5
00:00:19,164 --> 00:00:20,529
Где ты был?
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00:00:20,766 --> 00:00:21,755
На свидании.
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00:00:21,934 --> 00:00:24,459
Я встретил в поезде девушку
когда ездил в музей на север.
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00:00:24,770 --> 00:00:27,603
- В какой музей?
- Как ты с ней познакомился?
9
00:00:28,006 --> 00:00:29,906
Нет. Отвечай на его.
10
00:00:30,809 --> 00:00:33,004
Мы были в хвосте поезда.
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00:00:33,245 --> 00:00:36,578
Я сидел рядом с дверью
так что ей пришлось бы проходить через меня...
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00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:40,750
...если бы захотела сменить место.
Она была полностью в моей власти.
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00:00:41,019 --> 00:00:44,284
Ты припозднился потому что
ты ее закапывал?
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00:00:44,690 --> 00:00:47,056
Я опоздал потому что
она живет в Покипси.
15
00:00:47,259 --> 00:00:50,660
Она кажется клевая,
но она в 2,5 часах езды.
16
00:00:50,929 --> 00:00:54,296
Как она может быть клевой
если она из Покипси?
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00:00:55,534 --> 00:00:57,832
Эта шутка убила бы
в Олбани.
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00:00:58,870 --> 00:01:00,804
Сделано! Я сделал.
19
00:01:01,607 --> 00:01:03,472
И кто теперь глупый?
20
00:01:05,911 --> 00:01:08,004
Серия
про девушку из Покипси
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00:01:53,392 --> 00:01:56,225
Смотри! Они зажигают
сегодня большую рождественскую елку.
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00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:58,429
Эта газета 2-х недельной давности.
23
00:02:00,265 --> 00:02:03,063
Кто продолжает оставлять старые газеты
в мусорке?
24
00:02:05,671 --> 00:02:08,333
Я очень хотел
сводить туда Кэти.
25
00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,668
У тебя хотя бы есть тот, с кем
ты что-то пропускаешь.
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00:02:12,344 --> 00:02:14,107
Ненавижу быть одна
в это время года.
27
00:02:14,579 --> 00:02:16,444
Следующее день Валентина...
28
00:02:16,682 --> 00:02:18,616
...затем мой день рождения, затем бах!
29
00:02:18,884 --> 00:02:22,183
И они опять зажигают
эту чертову елку.
30
00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:25,355
Мне нужен кто-нибудь!
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00:02:28,427 --> 00:02:31,089
Знаешь, мне нужен мужик!
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00:02:35,901 --> 00:02:40,235
Это не должны быть
серьезные отношения. Просто интрижка!
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00:02:40,439 --> 00:02:43,567
Не думал что девушки
могут хотеть просто интрижку.
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00:02:43,775 --> 00:02:47,768
Позволь сказать, прошло
очень много времени с тех пор как у меня была
интрижка.
35
00:02:49,214 --> 00:02:51,478
Я знаю что подарю тебе
на рождество.
36
00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:58,917
У нас в офисе есть несколько хороших парней.
Хочешь я тебя с кем-нибудь сведу?
37
00:02:59,391 --> 00:03:03,589
Я уже давно одна.
Почему ты мне раньше не предлагал?
38
00:03:03,829 --> 00:03:06,457
У меня есть девушка.
Я счастлив.
39
00:03:06,965 --> 00:03:11,334
Я больше не мешаю
другим быть счастливыми.
40
00:03:12,671 --> 00:03:14,138
Хорошо.
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00:03:14,339 --> 00:03:15,465
Никаких бухгалтеров.
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00:03:15,674 --> 00:03:19,007
И никого из "юридических".
Не люблю скучные работы.
43
00:03:19,277 --> 00:03:22,769
А Росс кем был?
Укротителем львов?
44
00:03:26,885 --> 00:03:28,318
Что случилось, Мон?
45
00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:30,383
На работе все меня ненавидят.
46
00:03:30,522 --> 00:03:33,958
Это из-за твоего отзыва,
или что-то новенькое?
47
00:03:34,726 --> 00:03:36,751
Из-за отзыва.
48
00:03:37,295 --> 00:03:38,455
Я делала успехи.
49
00:03:38,697 --> 00:03:41,894
Все улыбались мне,
а затем я шла с работы...
50
00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:45,297
...и обнаружила что они написали это
на моем колпаке.
51
00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:53,067
Может они хотели написать "Замолчи, стерва"
(похоже на "Уходи, стерва")
52
00:03:58,250 --> 00:04:00,343
В чем дело?
53
00:04:00,786 --> 00:04:02,686
Хорошо! Просто пытаюсь быть хорошей.
54
00:04:05,190 --> 00:04:08,091
Мне так не дразнили
с детского сада.
55
00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:13,059
И они привели кого-то
из младших классов сделать со мной качели.
56
00:04:18,370 --> 00:04:22,067
Они пытаются заставить меня уволиться.
Если бы это была любая другая работа, я бы ушла.
57
00:04:22,274 --> 00:04:24,469
Но я этого ждала
всю мою жизнь.
58
00:04:24,876 --> 00:04:28,505
Подожди, ты ж начальник.
Наори на них. Или уволь их!
59
00:04:28,947 --> 00:04:33,316
Я бы хотела, но я не могу.
Мне сложно в конфликтах.
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00:04:33,585 --> 00:04:34,779
Ты знаешь что можешь сделать?
61
00:04:35,053 --> 00:04:38,250
Я читал об одном режиссере,
Орсоне Уэллсе...
62
00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:42,493
...который, в начале,
нанял человека чтобы просто уволить его.
63
00:04:42,794 --> 00:04:45,422
Потом они узнали кто начальник.
64
00:04:47,465 --> 00:04:49,933
Я ничем сейчас не занимаюсь.
Почему бы не уволить меня?
65
00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:54,561
Хорошая идея.
Ты можешь быть официантом?
66
00:04:54,806 --> 00:04:56,603
Достаточно хорошо чтоб быть уволенным.
67
00:04:57,642 --> 00:04:59,371
Хорошо. Ты нанят!
68
00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:06,874
Поэтому меня на прошлой неделе уволили!
Орсон Уэллс снимает рекламы?
69
00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:13,557
Да.
70
00:05:23,235 --> 00:05:26,227
Дрю?
Ты сейчас с кем-нибудь встречаешься?
71
00:05:26,771 --> 00:05:28,466
Я не для себя спрашиваю.
72
00:05:30,075 --> 00:05:32,407
Я не гей.
Я не приглашаю тебя.
73
00:05:32,611 --> 00:05:34,272
Я не гей.
74
00:05:34,779 --> 00:05:36,713
Я не думал что ты гей.
75
00:05:36,915 --> 00:05:38,439
Теперь думаю.
76
00:05:41,086 --> 00:05:43,816
Моя подруга, Рэйчел,
хочет с кем-нибудь встретиться.
77
00:05:44,222 --> 00:05:46,656
Я только что закончил
довольно долгие отношения.
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00:05:46,892 --> 00:05:48,792
Я не ищу ничего серьезного.
79
00:05:49,060 --> 00:05:52,393
Это нормально. Ей тоже
интрижка подойдет.
80
00:05:52,597 --> 00:05:57,000
А это та "Секси Рэйчел", которую
ты приводил на рождественскую вечеринку?
81
00:05:57,402 --> 00:05:59,734
Кстати, это ее полное имя.
82
00:06:00,405 --> 00:06:02,066
Вау! Я для нее свободен.
83
00:06:02,307 --> 00:06:04,741
Подожди, я не сказал что я не свободен.
84
00:06:05,744 --> 00:06:07,769
Поговорим об этом
на игре Рейнджеров.
85
00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:11,177
Подожди.
Я только что отхватил коробку Кубинских.
86
00:06:11,416 --> 00:06:13,850
Принесу тебе их
в офис к пяти.
87
00:06:14,819 --> 00:06:18,983
Это немного позже
чем я обычно остаюсь, но хорошо.
88
00:06:19,190 --> 00:06:23,126
Перед игрой, мы можем насладиться
8-летним Basil Haydens.
89
00:06:23,795 --> 00:06:28,789
Я не знаю что это,
но это симпатичный пиджак.
90
00:06:32,804 --> 00:06:35,534
И этот галстук
тоже вроде ничего.
91
00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:40,509
Парень, оставайся в штанах.
92
00:06:46,618 --> 00:06:51,055
Я пишу для всех праздничную песенку.
Хотите послушать?
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00:06:56,361 --> 00:06:59,592
<i>Счастливой Хануки, Моника</i>
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00:07:01,633 --> 00:07:04,761
<i>Пусть твое рождество будет снежным, Джоуи</i>
95
00:07:05,403 --> 00:07:07,871
<i>Счастливого нового года, Чендлер и Росс</i>
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00:07:08,139 --> 00:07:11,404
<i>Раскрути волчок, Рэйчел</i>
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00:07:15,113 --> 00:07:16,637
Фибс, это клёво!
98
00:07:16,881 --> 00:07:20,783
Но,
Рэйчел не рифмуется с волчком.
99
00:07:21,386 --> 00:07:25,823
я знаю, но это так сложно.
Ничего не рифмуется с твоим глупым именем!
100
00:07:26,424 --> 00:07:29,325
О чем ты говоришь?
Многое рифмуется с Рэйчел:
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00:07:29,594 --> 00:07:33,894
Бублик, почта, тюрьма, залог, кабель.
102
00:07:34,132 --> 00:07:35,565
Верзила.
103
00:07:36,901 --> 00:07:38,664
Хорошо. Спасибо.
104
00:07:40,505 --> 00:07:44,100
Может, у тебя есть прозвище
которое легче срифмовать?
105
00:07:44,342 --> 00:07:46,640
Папа твой не называл тебя
"Тыковка"?
106
00:07:46,878 --> 00:07:50,405
Он называл тебя когда-нибудь
"Будольф"?
107
00:07:53,918 --> 00:07:55,579
Привет, детки.
108
00:07:56,354 --> 00:07:59,255
Я набрал для тебя 50 человек!
109
00:08:00,191 --> 00:08:03,092
Я показал им твою фотографию.
110
00:08:03,328 --> 00:08:06,297
Ребята кидались на меня
и давали мне разные вещи.
111
00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:08,295
- Никс сегодня?
- Где места?
112
00:08:08,533 --> 00:08:10,433
Где хочешь! У меня их 20.
113
00:08:12,971 --> 00:08:14,529
Мне кто-нибудь из них понравится?
114
00:08:14,806 --> 00:08:16,706
Знаешь, я наверное...
115
00:08:16,941 --> 00:08:19,341
...еще поиграю на поле немного.
116
00:08:20,445 --> 00:08:23,710
Ребята переписывают на меня
свои 401K (пенсионные счета).
117
00:08:24,716 --> 00:08:27,048
Ты работаешь с роботами?
118
00:08:31,256 --> 00:08:32,985
Да.
119
00:08:34,025 --> 00:08:38,359
Есть парень, Патрик, тебе он понравится.
Он хороший веселый и пловец.
120
00:08:38,630 --> 00:08:40,325
Люблю тела пловцов.
121
00:08:40,532 --> 00:08:43,330
Его отец изобрел магнитную полоску
на кредитках.
122
00:08:44,169 --> 00:08:46,103
Люблю кредитки!
123
00:08:46,805 --> 00:08:48,397
Я не плох в этом!
124
00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:51,165
- Чем он занимается?
- Он работает в fine foods.
125
00:08:51,509 --> 00:08:55,843
- У вас есть отдел еды?
- Это большая компания...
126
00:08:56,081 --> 00:08:59,175
Подожди секунду.
Вы делаете еду и роботов?
127
00:09:00,919 --> 00:09:04,013
Нет, роботы просто на них работают.
128
00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,281
Хорошо, я иду на работу.
129
00:09:07,892 --> 00:09:09,826
У кого-то есть
проблема с этим?
130
00:09:10,128 --> 00:09:12,187
Да, леди. У меня есть!
131
00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:13,488
У меня есть проблема!
132
00:09:13,731 --> 00:09:15,824
Я покажу тебе проблему!
133
00:09:16,401 --> 00:09:18,096
Что вы сделаете?
Уволите меня?
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Можешь поставить на свою задницу, что я тебя уволю!
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Увидимся позже.
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Я должен идти.
У меня свидание.
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С кем?
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Помнишь девушку
которая живет в Покипси?
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Не с ней.
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Это кое-кто другой.
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Не могу выбрать из них двоих.
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Первая из Покипси, хоть и в 2-х часах,
симпатичная...
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...очень умная и веселая.
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Но эта другая девушка,
она живет в верхней части города.
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Она тоже симпатичная.
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Думаю что умная.
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Но она не веселая.
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Если она не веселая,
зачем с ней встречаться?
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Я хочу дать ей шанс.
Она так близко живет.
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И, в конце свидания,
она кое-что сказала...
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...что, если бы она шутила,
было бы смешно.
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А если она не шутила, она не веселая.
Она глупая и расистка.
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Как твой первый день
в ресторане?
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Черт!
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Что случилось с твоей модной курткой?
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Они испекли ее.
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Я не могу больше.
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- Я уволю тебя сегодня.
- Договорились.
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Что ты делаешь?
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У тебя все еще горит тут.
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00:10:57,635 --> 00:10:59,500
Думаю у тебя получилось!
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Чендлер, у тебя
лучший вкус в мужчинах.
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Каков отец, таков и сын.
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00:11:11,816 --> 00:11:14,683
Мы с Патриком так
хорошо провели время вчера вечером!
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Это, может быть, выльется во что-то более серьезное.
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Я думал ты не ищешь ничего
серьезного. Просто интрижка?
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Ну, знаешь, возможно.
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Ты же не говорил ему об этом,
да?
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00:11:34,372 --> 00:11:37,899
Ты рассказал этому парню что
мне нужна интрижка?
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- Этого не говорят!
- Почему нет?
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Я был бы в восторге если бы какая-нибудь горячая
девчонка...
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Понял.
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Ты рассказываешь ему что мне нужна интрижка
и я себя веду...
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...он все совсем
неправильно поймет!
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Джоуи, ты не мог бы передать сыр?
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Я предпочту чтоб ты не называл меня Джоуи.
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Думаю было бы забавно
попробовать какое-нибудь прозвище.
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Привет, Дракон!
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Вот твои чаевые
с понедельника и вторника.
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Тут $300.
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Люди становятся щедрыми
во время праздников.
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И ношение тесных брюк
никому еще не вредило.
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Официанты могут послушать
какие блюда дня сегодня?
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Это чилийский сибасс
с гарниром из манго...
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00:12:32,196 --> 00:12:33,663
Почему никто не записывает?
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Мы можем запомнить.
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Потому что вы выдумаете свои блюда дня
и заставите меня их готовить?
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Конечно, и это тоже.
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Забудем о блюдах на минуту.
Дело в том что...
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последние 2 недели я пыталась...
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...создать
позитивную атмосферу.
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Не слышим!
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Позитивную атмосферу.
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Но в итоге получила это всё.
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С этого момента
будет по-моему...
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...или лучше. Хорошо?
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У кого-то есть
с этим проблемы?
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00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,643
Эй, новичок.
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00:13:30,288 --> 00:13:34,088
Я сказала, у кого-то
есть с этим проблемы?
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00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:37,221
Нет, мэм.
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00:13:39,097 --> 00:13:41,463
У него имя есть. Дракон.
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Хочешь знать своё?
Посмотри на шапку.
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Мы же написали на шапке, да?
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00:13:50,341 --> 00:13:53,242
- Что только что случилось?
- Мне так жаль.
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00:13:53,511 --> 00:13:54,876
Я собирался что-то сделать.
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00:13:55,079 --> 00:13:58,674
Но я там стоял
с $327 в одной руке...
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...и $238 в другой.
И я думал...
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00:14:02,453 --> 00:14:04,887
...так давно это было, чтоб я держал в руках...
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...$327 плюс $238!
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Мы же договорились! Поэтому ты здесь.
Я должна тебя уволить!
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00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:16,923
А я должен платить за квартиру!
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00:14:19,370 --> 00:14:21,065
Как насчет того что ты меня не уволишь.
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00:14:21,339 --> 00:14:23,899
Вместо это, я остаюсь.
Я завоюю их доверие.
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00:14:24,175 --> 00:14:27,440
Они услышат все хорошее
что я скажу о тебе.
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00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,074
Что именно хорошее?
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00:14:30,381 --> 00:14:33,839
Ничего пока. Они ненавидят тебя,
а я хочу влиться.
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<i>Счастливой Хануки, Чендлер и Моника</i>
<i>Веселого, веселого...</i>
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Знаешь что, Фибс?
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я не еврей так что...
220
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Росс не украшает свою елку
зубочистками...
221
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...но он не жалуется.
222
00:14:53,204 --> 00:14:54,796
Плохой сон?
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00:14:55,540 --> 00:14:56,632
Я не спал.
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00:14:58,409 --> 00:15:00,377
Про что была песня Фиби?
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00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:04,475
Про кота.
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Я должен идти.
У меня еще одно свидание.
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00:15:09,654 --> 00:15:11,053
Ты уже выбрал кого-нибудь?
228
00:15:11,355 --> 00:15:15,223
Оказалось что та, которая
недалеко отсюда, все таки шутила.
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00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:19,661
Это была другая шутка.
И она была не смешная.
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00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,097
Так что я все еще разрываюсь.
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00:15:22,366 --> 00:15:24,357
Тебе не нравится та что из верхней части города.
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И ты утомлен
встречаясь с Покипси.
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00:15:27,672 --> 00:15:29,435
Прекрати и то и то!
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00:15:29,707 --> 00:15:32,369
Поезжай в Покипси
и порви с ней.
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00:15:32,577 --> 00:15:34,408
Затем порви с тобой с верхней части города.
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00:15:34,612 --> 00:15:37,274
Когда вернешься домой,
все будет выполнено!
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Ты прав. Спасибо.
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00:15:41,586 --> 00:15:44,851
У меня была похожая проблема
когда я жила в Праге.
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00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:48,916
- Прага?
- Вы так многого не знаете.
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00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:05,901
Патрик только что прекратил со мной всё.
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00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:11,206
Ты ему рассказал или нет
что я хочу серьезных отношений?
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00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,612
Рассказал! Точно!
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00:16:14,051 --> 00:16:15,609
Идиот!
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00:16:15,953 --> 00:16:18,183
Я уверен ты права.
Но почему?
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00:16:18,956 --> 00:16:23,290
Нельзя говорить парню что
хочешь серьезных отношений.
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00:16:23,628 --> 00:16:25,528
Теперь ты его напугал!
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00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:28,631
Извини.
Извини.
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00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:31,926
Тебе стоит запретить
с людьми разговаривать!
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00:16:32,803 --> 00:16:34,430
Знаю, знаю!
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00:16:34,639 --> 00:16:37,699
Теперь я там где и начинала.
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Отстой!
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00:16:39,644 --> 00:16:41,703
Отстой быть одной!
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00:16:42,413 --> 00:16:44,313
Ты с кем-нибудь познакомишься.
254
00:16:44,582 --> 00:16:46,447
Ты хороший улов!
255
00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:51,552
Когда я парням о тебе рассказывал,
мне даже врать не пришлось.
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00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:54,221
Правда?
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00:16:55,493 --> 00:16:57,961
Ты ведь закончила с отличием, да?
258
00:17:00,131 --> 00:17:02,122
Это не важно.
259
00:17:04,602 --> 00:17:08,800
У меня есть билеты на игру Рейнджеров.
Хочешь пойти со мной?
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00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,901
Симпатичные ребята в маленьких шортиках?
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00:17:12,109 --> 00:17:13,440
Конечно.
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00:17:14,745 --> 00:17:19,478
Вообще-то, это хоккейная команда.
Злые канадцы без зубов.
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00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:22,209
Тоже весело звучит.
Спасибо.
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00:17:22,353 --> 00:17:24,344
Хорошо.
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00:17:27,358 --> 00:17:29,690
Ты когда-нибудь была с женщиной?
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00:17:31,128 --> 00:17:34,791
Что с тобой?
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00:17:35,032 --> 00:17:38,627
Для этого вопроса
всегда плохое время.
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Станция Покипси.
Покипси!
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Росс? Росс?
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Проснись!
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00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,121
Мне нужна рыба-меч.
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00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:08,887
- Можешь принести мне рыбу?
- Я не говорю по-английски.
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00:18:10,201 --> 00:18:13,728
- Ты только что говорила.
- Не знаю, что и ответить.
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00:18:14,972 --> 00:18:16,439
Ладно.
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00:18:24,782 --> 00:18:28,115
Хорошо. Очень смешно.
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00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:30,548
Выпустите меня, пожалуйста.
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00:18:31,022 --> 00:18:33,081
Мне холодно!
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00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:38,327
И я в маринарном соусе!
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00:18:38,696 --> 00:18:39,924
Выпустите меня!
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00:18:44,201 --> 00:18:46,396
Вам понравилось, да?
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00:18:48,372 --> 00:18:51,364
- Это не смешно.
- Ну, это неправда.
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00:18:53,577 --> 00:18:56,842
Я хороший человек.
И я хороший шеф-повар.
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00:18:57,048 --> 00:19:01,109
И я не заслужила
быть покрытой маринарным соусом!
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00:19:01,385 --> 00:19:04,081
Если вы так сильно хотите
чтобы я ушла тогда...
285
00:19:05,222 --> 00:19:06,211
Шеф Геллер?
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00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,958
Помните ту речь, которую вы говорили?
287
00:19:09,427 --> 00:19:11,418
У меня есть проблема к ней!
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00:19:14,131 --> 00:19:16,292
- Да?
- Да!
289
00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:20,931
Я просто тогда не слушал,
это всё.
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00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:26,466
Если ты хочешь проблему,
я дам тебе проблему!
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00:19:27,478 --> 00:19:29,639
Что вы сделаете?
Уволите меня?
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00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:33,747
Конечно уволю тебя!
Убирайся из моей кухни!
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00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,814
Убирайся!
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00:19:39,023 --> 00:19:40,012
Хорошо.
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00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,855
У кого-нибудь еще есть проблема?
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00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,385
Как насчет тебя, весельчак?
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00:19:45,863 --> 00:19:48,058
Тебе смешно все еще?
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00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:54,194
Что если я потанцую облитая соусом?
Ты считаешь это будет смешно?
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00:19:55,239 --> 00:19:56,934
Нет, это хорошо.
300
00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,937
Неси салаты на столик 4.
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00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:02,939
А ты - принеси рыбу-меч!
302
00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,611
И ты!
303
00:20:04,949 --> 00:20:06,610
Подстригись!
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00:20:09,553 --> 00:20:14,354
Последняя остановка, Монреаль.
Остановка Монреаль!
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00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:19,024
Что?
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00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,433
Я поспорила с собой,
что у тебя красивые глаза.
307
00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:29,137
Теперь я их вижу,
и я выиграла.
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00:20:34,645 --> 00:20:37,808
Сейчас моя остановка.
Может, чашечку кофе?
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00:20:42,052 --> 00:20:43,781
Мы правда в Монреале?
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00:20:44,221 --> 00:20:45,381
Да.
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00:20:46,090 --> 00:20:47,114
Кофе?
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00:20:49,326 --> 00:20:50,816
Кофе - это здорово.
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00:20:53,497 --> 00:20:54,794
Подожди.
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00:20:54,999 --> 00:20:56,967
Так ты в Монреале живешь?
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00:20:57,168 --> 00:21:00,831
Нет, но до меня всего 2 часа
на пароме в Новую Шотландию.
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00:21:04,308 --> 00:21:06,970
Я должен был
подумать о жене и детях...
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00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,476
...перед тем, как перечить
шефу Геллер.
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00:21:12,149 --> 00:21:16,347
В этом году Рождество в доме
у Дракона будет скудным.
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00:21:19,490 --> 00:21:20,855
Достаточно.
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00:21:22,293 --> 00:21:24,818
Скудным, скудным, скудным.
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00:21:27,298 --> 00:21:30,597
Это особенная
праздничная песня...
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00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:34,500
...которую я написала для
очень важных для меня людей.
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00:21:37,441 --> 00:21:40,569
<i>Пошла в магазин</i>
<i>Села Санте на колени</i>
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00:21:40,811 --> 00:21:43,939
<i>Попросила у него</i>
<i>Всякой фигни для своих друзей</i>
325
00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:49,107
<i>Он сказал: "Всё, что тебе нужно:</i>
<i>Написать им песню".</i>
326
00:21:49,453 --> 00:21:53,287
<i>Вы её ещё не слышали,</i>
<i>Так что не пытайтесь подпевать.</i>
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00:21:54,158 --> 00:21:56,592
<i>Нет, не подпевайте.</i>
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00:21:57,294 --> 00:21:59,990
<i>Моника, Моника</i>
329
00:22:00,364 --> 00:22:03,458
<i>Счастливой хануки</i>
330
00:22:04,869 --> 00:22:07,337
<i>Видела Санта Клауса</i>
331
00:22:07,605 --> 00:22:11,006
<i>Он сказал: "Передай привет Россу".</i>
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00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:15,042
<i>"И, пожалуйста, скажи Джоуи...</i>
333
00:22:15,379 --> 00:22:18,610
<i>...Рождество будет снежным".</i>
334
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<i>И Рэйчел и Чендлер.</i>
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Всем счастливых праздников!
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Переводчики: nitai4andra
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