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Here you go, Pheebs.
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Who else wants one of my
special home-baked brownies?
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- I will have one.
- I do.
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- That's okay.
- I'm not having one.
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No, no. It's just my tooth.
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- All right.
- I'll have one.
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So you need a dentist?
I've got a good one.
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Thanks. I have a good one too.
I just can't see him.
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See, that is the problem
with invisible dentists.
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Why can't you go to him?
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Because every time I go
to the dentist, somebody dies.
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That is so weird.
Every time I go to the dentist...
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... I look down the hygienist's blouse.
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Phoebe, what... ?
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What?
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First, it was my Aunt Mary.
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And then there was John,
my mailman.
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And then my cowboy friend,
Albino Bob.
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And all these people actually died?
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Yes. While I was in the chair.
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That's why I take such
good care of my teeth.
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It's not about oral hygiene.
I floss to save lives.
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Come on, you didn't kill anybody.
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These people just happened to die
when you went to the dentist.
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It's just a coincidence.
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Tell that to them.
Oh, you can't! They're dead!
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The One With the
Giant Poking Device
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Thanks, Gunther.
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Can I get a napkin too?
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Like you don't already
have everything.
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You're in pain. Would you just
go to the dentist. Just go.
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Fine. But if you're my next victim...
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... don't come back as a poltergeist
who sucks me into the TV set.
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I promise.
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Although, don't feel
like you can't visit.
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Hey, is Chandler here?
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No. No, he's not.
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You guys, Joey just saw
Janice kissing her ex-husband.
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What?
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What are you gonna do?
How are you gonna tell Chandler?
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I was thinking about that.
I think the best way would be...
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... to not.
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You can't keep this to yourself.
If you know, you have to tell him.
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It'll kill him.
It'll just kill him.
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Wait until I go to the dentist.
Maybe I'll kill him.
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Ugly Naked Guy's using his new
hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory.
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I'm going to the dentist.
So listen...
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... just be on the lookout for anything
that you could fall into...
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... or that can fall on you...
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... or...
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Or just look out!
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And I also just want to...
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I just want to tell you all that...
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Okay. I have a problem. I have
to go into work for a few hours.
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Some kids messed up
the Homo sapien display.
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What did they do?
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They painted over the word
"sapien, " for one thing.
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Then they rearranged the figures.
Let's just leave it at that.
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Do you want me
to watch Ben for you?
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That's what I was gonna ask.
Thank you.
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Wait, hello!
What about me?
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You? You want to watch Ben.
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That would be great!
I just asked Monica...
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... because I know how empty
her life is.
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I got a science question.
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If the Homo sapiens were,
in fact, "homo" sapiens...
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... is that why they're extinct?
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Joey, Homo sapiens are people.
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Hey, I'm not judging.
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Look, Benny. Spoon!
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Spoon!
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Come on. All right, you know what?
I think he's bored.
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Here. You wanna play
the airplane game?
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You wanna show Rachel?
Come here.
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You wanna do something fun?
Okay.
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Who's so brave?
You're so brave! Yes, you are.
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- You're so brave.
- You're okay.
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He's fine.
Let's just put him down.
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Come here, babe.
Yes, you're such a good boy.
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How could you do that to him?
Ross trusted me! What's he gonna say?
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Nothing, because we're not
telling him.
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- We're not?
- No.
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All right, I like that.
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So we're okay.
We're okay, aren't we?
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No, we're not okay.
There's a bump.
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What bump?
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Oh, my God! Well, push it in!
Push it in!
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I cannot push it in!
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Okay, we're gonna need a distraction.
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- That's it.
- Okay.
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- I got it!
- Okay.
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The second Ross walks in...
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... take him to your bedroom,
and do whatever it is you do...
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... that makes him go...
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Or...
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... we could put a hat on his head.
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A hat! Yes! We need a hat! Where
are we gonna find a tiny little hat?
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I'll get Rainy Day Bear!
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Because he'll know what to do?
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Oh, my God.
You're a genius!
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It's kind of sewn on.
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- Give it. Give it.
- Okay.
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It's just like a bloodbath
in here today!
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Hey, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
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Do you think these pearls are nice?
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I'd prefer a mountain bike.
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Janice's birthday is coming up.
I wanna get her something special.
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- Come in here with me.
- Wait!
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You wanna get her something special?
Get her flowers.
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Get her candy. Get her gum.
Girls love gum.
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That's a good idea. "Dear Janice:
Have a Hubba Bubba birthday. "
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I would like to get her
something serious.
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You want something serious.
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You know what you should do?
You should get her one of those...
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... barium enemas.
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Those are dead serious.
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Look, I'm gonna go in here.
And you don't buy me anything, ever!
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You can't! You can't.
You can't buy her pearls.
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You just can't. You can't,
You can't, you can't!
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Why not?
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Oh, God.
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Here's the thing.
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This is the thing.
Okay, the thing is...
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What is the thing?
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I went down to the
Mattress King's showroom...
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... and I saw Janice kissing
her ex-husband.
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What?
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They were in his office.
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She wouldn't do that.
She's with me.
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I'm telling you, I saw it.
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Well, you're wrong.
You're wrong.
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I'm not wrong.
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I wish I was.
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I'm sorry.
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Bet that barium enema
doesn't sound so bad now.
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It makes more sense as an ensemble.
Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.
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Oh! You're alive!
You're alive!
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I promised you no one
would die, didn't I?
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We'll see about that. Can I use your
phone to call everyone I know?
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Sure. We have no money.
Go ahead.
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Hey, you're not dead!
Okay, see you.
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Monica.
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Oh, my God!
He just said my name!
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- Did you hear that?
- Yeah.
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Monica bang!
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Okay, I heard that.
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Did he just say, "Monica bang"?
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Oh, my God!
He's gonna rat me out!
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Monica bang!
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Sweetie, you need to stop
saying that now.
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It's no big deal.
It's not even worth mentioning.
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You see? We all do it all the time.
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See? Watch this.
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Monica bang!
Everybody bang!
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Ben bang!
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Rachel bang!
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Bang, Rachel! Bang!
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- Isn't it fun?
- Look at that!
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We all do it!
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- Okay, I'm stopping now.
- Are you okay?
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Yeah. You know, if it's not
a headboard, it's just not worth it.
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How's my Bing-a-ling?
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I don't know.
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You tell me.
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Anything you want to tell me?
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Because if you...
You should...
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You would tell me.
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Why are your eyes so wide?
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You tell me.
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Maybe it's because I was just
fooling around with my ex.
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Oh, no. That was you!
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Oh, my God!
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- All right!
- How did you know?
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Joey told me.
He saw you two kissing.
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In the park?
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No. In his office.
How many kisses were there?
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- Just those two!
- Why? Why? Why?
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Why was there kissing?
There should be no kissing!
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I'm sorry, honey.
I'm so, so...
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I'm so, so sorry. I just...
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What happened was I...
I can't breathe.
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Can you get me a bag or something?
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Here. Here. Here.
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- It's the receipt.
- I'll take it.
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Look, I've got to know.
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Are you finished with me?
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Are you finished with him?
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Do you still love him?
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Do you still love me?
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All right, look...
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... I'm gonna need an actual
answer here, okay?
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So which is it?
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Him or me?
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I don't know.
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Okay, if you're alive,
you answer your phone!
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Okay, Ben, I won't tell your daddy
that you had ice cream before dinner...
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... if you won't tell him about
our little bonking incident.
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Number one, I don't think Ben
understands the concept of bribery.
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And number two, I...
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- What?
- You said, "number two. "
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I also said, "number one. "
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I know.
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- Hey, everyone.
- Hi!
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How's my little boy?
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He's perfect.
Aren't you, Ben?
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- He's never been better.
- What did you do, take him whaling?
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Monica.
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Oh, my God! He just said your name!
That's great! Good job, Ben!
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Monica bang!
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That's right. That's what
I'd sound like if I exploded.
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The curse is broken!
I called everybody I know...
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... and everyone is alive!
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Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.
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My God, I killed another one!
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The curse is getting stronger too,
to bring down something that big.
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Maybe he's just taking a nap.
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I'm telling you,
he hasn't moved since this morning.
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We should call somebody.
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And tell them what? The naked guy
we stare at isn't moving?
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We've got to find out if he's alive.
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How are we gonna do that?
There's no way.
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Well, there is one way.
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His window's open.
I say...
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... we poke him.
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You know how we save
all those chopsticks...
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... for no reason
when we get Chinese food?
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Well, now we got a reason.
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What?
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We're fashioning a very long
poking device.
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All right.
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Hey, what's the matter?
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I talked to Janice.
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Oh, my God.
Is she going back to him?
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She doesn't know.
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Says she loves us both.
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I woke up this morning,
I was in love.
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I was happy!
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It serves me right for buying
that 12-pack of condoms.
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And now I can't even return them,
because she choked on the receipt!
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What are you gonna do?
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I don't know.
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You know? What would you do?
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- It doesn't matter what I'd do.
- Come on. Come on. Tell me.
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All right, you're...
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You're probably not gonna
want to hear this...
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... but if it was me,
and this is just me...
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... I would bow out.
- What?
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What are you talking about?
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They have a kid together,
you know?
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They're, like, a family.
252
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And if, I don't know...
253
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... if there's a chance
they can make that work...
254
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:59,200
... I know I wouldn't wanna be
the guy who stood in the way.
255
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You okay?
256
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:08,800
You...
257
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,700
You wanna come poke a nude guy?
258
00:15:13,700 --> 00:15:16,400
Well, he's finally asleep.
259
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:20,200
About that bump on his head...
260
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Are you sure it's a new bump?
261
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:27,200
No offense, but I've always thought
of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child.
262
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It's okay if he bumps his head.
Kids bump their heads all the time.
263
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It was your first time babysitting.
You did the best you could.
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- I did!
- I know.
265
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You have to watch them
all the time.
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I did! I watched! I watched!
267
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:44,900
I watched Monica bang his head
against that thing!
268
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:48,200
Monica did it?
269
00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:57,000
Did you notice anything weird
about Ben today?
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No, why?
271
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I was just playing with him, and we
were doing the "Alphabet Song"...
272
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,500
... which he used to be good at.
Suddenly, he's leaving out E and F.
273
00:16:05,700 --> 00:16:09,900
It's like they just, I don't know,
fell out of his head.
274
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- Really?
- And also, he's walking...
275
00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,400
... kind of funny.
276
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:23,400
It's like his left leg is moving
a lot faster than his right leg.
277
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,300
Yeah, he's in there, just...
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00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:32,600
Oh, my God!
I wrecked your baby!
279
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I hope it's still funny
when you're in hell.
280
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You jerk!
281
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:44,300
- You know how much I love that kid!
- Monica bang! Monica bang!
282
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I'll get the hat.
283
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,900
I have something to tell you.
284
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,300
And I want you to let me
get through it...
285
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,500
... because...
286
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:04,000
... it's not gonna be easy.
- Okay.
287
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,500
I think you should go back with Gary.
288
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:13,400
I don't want to be the guy
that breaks up a family.
289
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:17,100
You know, when my parents split up,
it was because of that guy.
290
00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:19,500
Whenever I would see him,
I would always think:
291
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:23,100
"You're the reason.
You are why they're not together. "
292
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:26,300
And I hated that guy.
293
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:31,800
And it didn't matter how nice he was
or how happy he made my dad.
294
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,500
It's the right thing to do.
295
00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,800
You're right.
296
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:52,600
Oh, God.
But before I can say goodbye...
297
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,500
... there's something I really
need you to know.
298
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,300
The way I feel about you...
299
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:02,700
... it's like I finally understand...
300
00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,200
... what Lionel Richie's
been singing about.
301
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,800
You know?
I mean, what we have...
302
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,900
... it's like movie love.
303
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,800
You're my soul mate.
304
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,700
I can't believe we're not gonna
spend the rest of our lives together.
305
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,400
Then don't leave me.
306
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:24,900
What?
307
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,900
Forget what I said.
I was babbling. Pick me!
308
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,600
No, you were right! I gotta give
my marriage another chance.
309
00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:34,300
No, you don't!
310
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,600
I say, you have to give your divorce
another chance!
311
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:42,100
I'm sorry.
312
00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:49,400
- Don't go.
- No, I gotta go.
313
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:51,800
No.
314
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,700
No! No, no.
315
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,800
Honey. Honey.
316
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,900
- People are looking.
- I don't care.
317
00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:00,600
I don't care!
318
00:19:01,500 --> 00:19:03,800
Yeah, okay. I'm...
319
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:06,200
I'm leaving now.
320
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:10,800
You can't leave! I have your shoe!
321
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:17,300
Goodbye, Chandler Bing.
322
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,300
Rachel has those in burgundy.
323
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:37,300
Remember, something this big and long
will be very difficult to maneuver.
324
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:40,200
Fortunately, I have
experience in that area.
325
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:45,600
Can we please focus here? A naked
man's life hangs in the balance.
326
00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,100
I'm telling you, he's dead.
327
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:50,600
What we're about to have here
is a dead, fat guy on a stick!
328
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,300
All right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's poke.
329
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:55,400
Steady.
330
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,200
Steady.
331
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,300
Okay, a little higher.
332
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,000
Careful of the angle.
333
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,800
Okay, okay.
We're approaching the window.
334
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:10,300
Thread the needle. Thread the needle.
335
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,400
He's alive! He's alive!
336
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,300
And yet we're still poking him.
337
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,200
Okay, retract the device!
Retract the device!
338
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,100
He does not look happy.
339
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:31,300
Now he's showing us
his poking device.
340
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:36,300
Hey, that's never gonna make it
all the way over here, buddy!
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1
00:00:01,920 --> 00:00:03,229
Пожалуйста, Фибс.
2
00:00:03,424 --> 00:00:06,044
Кто хочет моих особых
шоколадно-маковых печеньев?
3
00:00:06,144 --> 00:00:07,791
Я возьму одно.
4
00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:12,042
- Ну ладно.
- Я не буду.
5
00:00:12,256 --> 00:00:14,265
Нет - нет. Это мой зуб.
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00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:17,089
- Тогда хорошо.
- Я возьму одно.
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00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,769
Так тебе нужен дантист?
У меня есть один хороший.
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Спасибо. У меня тоже хороший есть.
Просто я не могу видеть его.
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00:00:24,223 --> 00:00:28,074
Видишь, та же проблема со всеми
невидимыми дантистами.
10
00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:29,985
Почему это ты не можешь
сходить к нему?
11
00:00:30,079 --> 00:00:35,116
Потому, что каждый раз, когда
я иду к дантисту - кто-то умирает.
12
00:00:35,999 --> 00:00:38,816
Это очень странно.
Вот когда я иду к дантисту...
13
00:00:38,944 --> 00:00:41,484
...то всегда заглядываю
под блузку гигиенистке.
14
00:00:44,352 --> 00:00:45,534
Что?
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00:00:45,664 --> 00:00:47,291
Первой была моя тётя Мери.
16
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А потом был Джон, почтальон.
17
00:00:50,016 --> 00:00:53,336
А потом друг ковбой - Альбайно Боб.
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00:00:53,696 --> 00:00:55,901
И все эти люди уже умерли?
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Да. Пока я была в кресле.
20
00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:01,438
Вот почему я так забочусь о зубах.
Вовсе не ради оральной гигиены.
21
00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:04,177
Зубная нитка сохраняет жизни.
22
00:01:04,479 --> 00:01:06,401
Да ладно, ты же никого не убила.
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00:01:06,495 --> 00:01:10,108
Так уж случилось, что эти люди
умирали, когда ты была у дантиста.
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Это просто совпадение.
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Ты это им скажи.
О, не можешь! Они же умерли!
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Сезон 3, серия 8.
Та, с гигантским тыкательным прибором.
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010
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Спасибо, Гантер.
29
00:02:06,304 --> 00:02:07,811
Можно мне тоже салфетку?
30
00:02:07,903 --> 00:02:10,989
О, как будто тебе
ещё чего-то не хватает.
31
00:02:15,679 --> 00:02:19,128
Фибс, тебе же больно. Может,
всё-же сходишь к зубному? Сходи.
32
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Прекрасно. Но если ты будешь
моей следующей жертвой...
33
00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:25,370
...не являйся ко мне полтергейстом,
засасывающим меня в телевизор.
34
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Я обещаю.
35
00:02:26,687 --> 00:02:29,343
Всё-же, я не уверена,
что ты не явишься.
36
00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:33,098
Эй, Чендлер здесь?
37
00:02:34,687 --> 00:02:36,716
Нет. Нет, его нет.
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00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:42,140
Ребята, Джоуи видел, как Дженис
целовалась с бывшим мужем.
39
00:02:42,271 --> 00:02:43,386
Что?
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00:02:43,488 --> 00:02:46,435
Что же ты собираешься делать?
Как ты об этом расскажешь Чендлеру?
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00:02:46,591 --> 00:02:49,757
Я думал об этом. Думаю,
что лучше всего будет если...
42
00:02:49,887 --> 00:02:51,181
...не говорить.
43
00:02:51,776 --> 00:02:54,975
Джоуи, если ты знаешь об этом,
тебе следует сказать ему.
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00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:57,246
Это его убьёт.
Это его просто убьёт.
45
00:02:57,407 --> 00:03:00,390
Погоди, пока я пойду к зубному.
Может, я его убью.
46
00:03:05,472 --> 00:03:10,660
Кажется, Голый Парниша ложится в гамак.
Он очень похож на жир-трест.
47
00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,376
Я пошла к зубному.
Так что слушайте...
48
00:03:13,471 --> 00:03:17,466
...берегитесь всего,
во что можно упасть...
49
00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:20,155
...или что может упасть на вас...
50
00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:21,348
...или...
51
00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:23,828
Хорошо, просто берегитесь!
52
00:03:25,024 --> 00:03:27,117
И ещё я хотела бы...
53
00:03:27,231 --> 00:03:30,446
Просто хочу сказать вам, что...
54
00:03:35,392 --> 00:03:38,459
Так. У меня проблема.
Надо сходить на работу на пару часов.
55
00:03:38,591 --> 00:03:41,309
Какие-то детки порезвились в макете
гомо сапиенс.
56
00:03:41,407 --> 00:03:42,434
Что они сделали?
57
00:03:42,527 --> 00:03:46,194
Они написали поверх "сапиенс"
что-то другое.
58
00:03:46,431 --> 00:03:51,303
И изменили позы манекенов.
Больше я вам ничего не скажу.
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00:03:51,487 --> 00:03:53,497
Хочешь, чтобы я присмотрела за Беном?
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00:03:53,599 --> 00:03:55,654
Только что собирался попросить.
Спасибо.
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00:03:55,711 --> 00:03:57,698
Эй! Погоди, алё!
А как же я?
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00:03:57,791 --> 00:04:01,453
Ты. Ты хочешь присмотреть за Беном?
63
00:04:05,311 --> 00:04:07,800
Это было бы великолепно!
Я попросил Монику...
64
00:04:07,935 --> 00:04:10,575
...потому, что знаю, насколько
пуста её жизнь.
65
00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:16,824
Эй, Росс. У меня научный вопрос.
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00:04:16,991 --> 00:04:22,493
Если гомо сапиенс были
на самом деле... "гомо" - сапиенс...
67
00:04:23,775 --> 00:04:26,836
...значит они от этого вымерли?
68
00:04:28,992 --> 00:04:32,258
Джоуи, гомо сапиенс - это люди.
69
00:04:32,319 --> 00:04:34,397
Эй, да я же не осуждаю.
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00:04:36,383 --> 00:04:38,144
Смотри, Бени! Ложка!
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00:04:38,783 --> 00:04:40,363
Ложка!
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00:04:41,951 --> 00:04:45,186
Всё. Ладно, знаешь что?
Я думаю, ему скучно.
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00:04:45,375 --> 00:04:47,613
Так. Хочешь сыграть
в аэроплан?
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00:04:47,744 --> 00:04:49,567
Давай покажем Рейчел?
Иди сюда.
75
00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,169
Хочешь повеселиться? Давай.
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00:05:02,592 --> 00:05:05,694
Ты такой смелый.
Ты такой смелый! Да, смелый.
77
00:05:05,759 --> 00:05:07,615
- Ты такой смелый.
- Всё хорошо.
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00:05:07,743 --> 00:05:09,916
Всё у него прекрасно.
Просто посадим его.
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00:05:10,080 --> 00:05:12,930
Давай сюда, малыш.
Да, ты такой хороший мальчик.
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00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:17,116
Как ты могла так поступить с ним?!
Росс доверил мне! Что он скажет?
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00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,334
Ничего,..
мы же не расскажем ему.
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00:05:19,424 --> 00:05:20,472
- Не расскажем?
- Нет.
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00:05:20,575 --> 00:05:22,770
Хорошо, мне это нравится.
84
00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,467
Значит, всё в порядке.
Всё в порядке, так ведь?
85
00:05:25,599 --> 00:05:27,804
Нет, не в порядке.
Вот, шишка.
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00:05:27,903 --> 00:05:29,051
Какая шишка?
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00:05:29,215 --> 00:05:31,803
О, боже мой! Затолкай её обратно!
Затолкай обратно!
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00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:34,175
Я не могу затолкать её обратно!
89
00:05:35,295 --> 00:05:37,402
Ладно, нам нужно отвлечь внимание.
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00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,716
Точно.
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00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:40,028
Я придумала!
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00:05:40,159 --> 00:05:41,786
Только Росс зайдёт сюда...
93
00:05:41,919 --> 00:05:44,604
...хватай его и тащи в спальню,
а там делай что хочешь...
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00:05:44,736 --> 00:05:47,090
...чтобы он аж застонал!
95
00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,741
Или...
96
00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:53,314
...можем надеть шляпу на голову.
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Шляпу! Да! Нам нужна шляпа!
Где нам взять маленькую шляпку?
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00:05:58,271 --> 00:05:59,933
Я возьму Дождливого медвежонка!
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00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,305
Ведь он знает, что делать?
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00:06:02,591 --> 00:06:04,351
О, боже мой.
Ты - гений!
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00:06:04,415 --> 00:06:06,208
Она, вроде, пришита.
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Дай мне. Дай мне.
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00:06:12,159 --> 00:06:15,727
Здесь просто
кровавая баня сегодня!
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00:06:20,095 --> 00:06:23,116
Эй, погоди-ка секунду.
Погоди секунду.
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Тебе не кажется, что эти
бусы прекрасны?
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00:06:26,431 --> 00:06:29,189
По мне, так лучше
горный велосипед.
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00:06:29,471 --> 00:06:33,848
Скоро день рождения Дженис.
Я хочу подарить ей что-то особенное.
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- Пошли зайдём вместе.
- Погоди!
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Хочешь подарить что-то особенное?
Подари ей цветы.
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Подари леденцов. Подари жвачку.
Девчонки любят жвачку.
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00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,642
Хорошая идея. "Дорогая Дженис:
Вот тебе Хуба-Буба день рожденья".
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Хотелось бы подарить ей
что-то серьёзное.
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00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:53,691
Хочешь чего-то серьёзного.
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00:06:53,823 --> 00:06:56,923
Знаешь, что сделай?
Подари ей одну из этих...
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...бариевых клизм.
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00:07:00,703 --> 00:07:02,659
Это чертовски серьёзно.
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00:07:02,783 --> 00:07:07,138
Так, я пойду туда.
А ты никогда ничего мне не покупай!
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00:07:07,263 --> 00:07:09,884
Тебе нельзя! Тебе нельзя.
Тебе нельзя покупать ей бусы.
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Просто нельзя, нельзя,
нельзя!
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Почему нет?
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О, боже.
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Такое дело.
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Такое дело.
Ладно, дело в том...
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Что за дело?
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Я ходил в магазин
Матрассного Короля...
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...и видел, как Дженис целовалась
с бывшим мужем.
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Что?
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Они были в его кабинете.
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Она не могла этого сделать.
Она же со мной.
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Говорю тебе, я видел.
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Чтож, ты ошибся.
Ты ошибся.
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Я не ошибся.
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Хотел бы я ошибиться.
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Сожалею.
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А сейчас бариевая клизма
уже кажется в самый раз. А?
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Теперь это кажется чем-то целым.
И отводит внимание от шляпы.
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О! Вы живы!
Вы живы!
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Я же обещала тебе, что никто
не умрёт, правда?
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Это мы ещё посмотрим. Могу я позвонить
с вашего телефона всем своим знакомым?
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Конечно. Денег у нас всё равно нет.
Давай.
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Эй, вы не умерли!
Ладно, увидимся.
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Моника.
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О, боже мой! Он сказал моё имя!
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Ты слышала?
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Моника бум!
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Ладно, я слышала.
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Он сказал "Моника бум"?
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О, боже мой! Он меня сдаст!
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Моника бум!
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Дорогой, тебе нужно перестать
говорить это.
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Ничего не случилось.
Даже вспоминать не о чём.
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Видишь ли, мы все так делаем.
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Понимаешь? Смотри.
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Моника бум!
Все кругом бум!
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Бен бум!
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Рейчел бум!
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Бум, Рейчел! Бум!
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- О, разве не смешно?
- Только посмотри!
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Мы все так делаем!
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- Так, с меня хватит.
- Ты в порядке?
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Знаешь, это всё-таки больно,
оно того не стоит.
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Как мой Бингелинг?
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Не знаю.
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Ты мне расскажи.
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Что-нибудь хочешь рассказать мне?
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Потому что если ты...
Тебе следовало бы...
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Тебе следовало бы рассказать мне.
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Почему у тебя такие
большие глаза?
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Это ты скажи мне.
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Может от того, что я заигрывал
с моим бывшим.
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О, нет-нет! Это же была ты!
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О, боже мой!
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- Хорошо!
- Как ты узнал?
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Джоуи сказал мне.
Он видел, как вы целовались.
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В парке?
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Нет. В кабинете.
Сколько же всего было поцелуев?
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Только эти два!
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Почему?
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Почему вобще целовались?
Нельзя было вобще целоваться!
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О, извини, дорогой.
Я так, так...
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Я так извиняюсь. Я просто... а!..
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То, что случилось, было... Я...
Я не могу дышать.
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Дай мне мешок какой-нибудь!
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Держи. Держи.
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Это чек.
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Дай сюда!
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Слушай, я должен знать.
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Ты разлюбила меня?
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Ты разлюбила его?
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Ты ещё любишь его?
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Ты ещё любишь меня?
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Хорошо, слушай...
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...мне нужен ясный ответ, понятно?
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Каков он?
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Он или я?
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Я не знаю.
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Так, если ты жив,
то бери трубку!
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Ладно, Бен, я не скажу папе, что
ты ел мороженое перед обедом...
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...если ты не расскажешь ему о
нашем стукательном инциденте.
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Моника, первое - я не думаю, что Бен
понимает сам принцип подкупа.
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А второе - я...
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Что?
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Ты сказала "второе".
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Я также говорила и "первое".
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Я знаю.
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Привет всем!
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Как мой маленький мальчик?
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Он прекрасно.
Правда, Бен?
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- Никогда не было лучше.
- Чем занимались, играли в китобоев?
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Моника.
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О, боже мой! Он сказал твоё имя!
Великолепно! Молодец, Бен!
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Моника бум!
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Правильно.
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Такой звук был бы, если бы
я взорвалась.
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Проклятье снято!
Я обзвонила всех, кого знаю...
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...и все живы!
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Голый Уродец
уж слишком неподвижен.
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Боже мой, я убила ещё одного!
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Проклятье стало сильнее, раз смогло
свалить кого-то таких размеров.
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Может, он просто задремал.
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Я говорю вам, он не двигается
уже с самого утра.
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Нам нужно позвонить куда-нибудь.
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Сказать им, что голый парень, на
которого мы пялимся - не двигается?
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Нам надо узнать жив ли он.
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Как мы это сделаем?
Это невозможно.
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Ну, есть один способ.
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Его окно открыто.
Я предлагаю...
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...потыкать его.
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Мы же собирали палочки...
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...безо всякого повода,
когда брали китайскую еду?
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Вот, теперь появился повод.
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Что?
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Мы собираем очень длинный
тыкательный прибор.
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Хорошо.
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Эй, что такое?
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Я говорил с Дженис.
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О, боже мой. Она хочет
вернуться к нему?
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Она не знает.
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Говорит, что любит нас обоих.
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Проснувшись этим утром,
я был влюблён.
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Я был счастлив!
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Из-за этого я купил
12 пачек презиков.
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А теперь я не могу их вернуть,
ведь она чуть не подавилась чеком!
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И что ты собираешься делать?
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Я не знаю.
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Знаешь? А что бы ты сделал?
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Это не важно, что я бы сделал.
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Да, ладно. Скажи мне.
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Хорошо...
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...ты, наверное не захочешь
это услышать...
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...но если бы это был я,
а это только я...
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...я бы отошёл.
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Что?
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О чём это ты?
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У них же есть ребёнок...
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...понимаешь?
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Они же, вроде, семья.
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И раз уж,.. я не знаю...
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...есть шанс, что у них
всё сладится...
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...я бы не хотел быть тем,
кто им помешает.
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Ты в порядке?
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00:15:13,151 --> 00:15:16,242
Хочешь пойти потыкать
голого парнишу?
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Чтож, он наконец-то заснул.
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Кстати о той шишке на его голове...
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Ты уверен, что это новая шишка?
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Я не настаиваю, но я не думаю, что
Бен очень шишкоголовый ребёнок.
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Это нормально, если он стукается головой.
Дети часто бьются головой.
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Это был твой первый раз присмотра за ним.
Ты сделала, что смогла.
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Конечно!
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Я понимаю.
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За ними нужно следить всегда.
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Я так и делала! Я следила!
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Я следила, как Моника стукнула
его головой об эту штуку!
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Моника стукнула?
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Моника. Ты не замечала сегодня
странностей у Бена?
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Нет, а что?
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Просто я игрался с ним сегодня,
мы пели Алфавитную песенку...
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...которая у него получается хорошо.
Но он пропустил "И" и "Ф".
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Вроде как,.. не знаю,
они выпали у него из головы.
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Правда?
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А,.. и ещё, он ходит...
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...как-то смешно.
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Похоже, что его левая нога движется
намного быстрее, чем правая.
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Да,.. он там,.. так...
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О, боже мой! Я искалечила
твоего ребёнка!
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Надеюсь будет так же смешно,
когда ты будешь в аду.
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Придурок!
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- Ты знаешь, как я люблю это дитя!
- Моника бум! Моника бум!
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Пойду за шляпой.
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Дженис, я должен сказать тебе что-то.
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00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:01,531
И я хочу, чтобы ты дала
мне высказаться...
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00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:03,371
...потому...
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00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:06,723
...что это не будет легко.
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00:17:10,494 --> 00:17:13,567
Я думаю, ты должна вернуться к Гари.
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00:17:14,494 --> 00:17:17,944
Я не хочу быть тем,
кто разрушает семьи.
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00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:21,495
Понимаешь, мои родители
расстались из-за одного парня.
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00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:23,771
И тогда, когда я видел его,
Я всгда думал...
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..."Ты причина всего.
Из-за тебя они не вместе".
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00:17:27,518 --> 00:17:30,291
И я ненавидел того парня.
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00:17:31,391 --> 00:17:37,448
И было не важно, насколько он вежлив
или как счаслив с ним был мой отец.
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00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,592
Это будет правильно.
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00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,062
Ты прав.
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00:17:51,678 --> 00:17:56,888
О, боже.
Но перед тем, как я скажу прощай...
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...я должна сказать тебе
вот что.
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00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,580
То, что я чувствую к тебе...
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00:18:03,710 --> 00:18:06,778
...похоже,.. я наконец, поняла...
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00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:09,947
...о чём пел Лайонел Ричи.
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00:18:10,718 --> 00:18:12,509
Понимаешь?
Я думаю, что у нас...
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00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:16,085
...любовь как в кино.
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00:18:16,671 --> 00:18:19,426
Ты вторая половинка моей души.
311
00:18:19,518 --> 00:18:25,042
Я не могу поверить в то, что мы
не проживём остаток дней вместе.
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00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:27,900
Тогда не покидай меня.
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00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,311
Что?
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00:18:29,406 --> 00:18:32,353
Забудь, что я говорил! Я бредил!
Выбери меня!
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00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:36,459
Нет, ты был прав! Я должна дать
своему браку ещё один шанс.
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00:18:36,606 --> 00:18:38,513
Нет, не должна!
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00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:42,950
Предлагаю дать ещё один
шанс твоему разводу!
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Извини.
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00:18:51,071 --> 00:18:52,647
Не уходи.
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00:18:52,895 --> 00:18:55,086
Нет, я должна идти.
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00:18:58,878 --> 00:19:00,687
Дорогой. Дорогой.
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- Люди смотрят.
- Мне плевать.
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Мне плевать!
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00:19:06,366 --> 00:19:07,975
Да, ладно.
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00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:10,863
Я ухожу.
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00:19:13,055 --> 00:19:16,610
Ты не можешь уйти!
У меня твоя туфля!
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00:19:19,167 --> 00:19:21,903
Прощай, Чендлер Бинг.
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00:19:32,351 --> 00:19:34,941
Рейчел такие одевает к бургундскому.
329
00:19:37,694 --> 00:19:42,301
Запомните, такими большими и длинными
вещами очень трудно маневрировать.
330
00:19:42,398 --> 00:19:45,549
К счастью, у меня есть опыт
в этой области.
331
00:19:45,791 --> 00:19:50,464
Можете не отвлекаться там? Жизнь
голого человека зависит от балланса.
332
00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:51,935
Говорю же, он мёртв.
333
00:19:52,030 --> 00:19:56,246
Скоро у нас появится толстенький
мертвячок на палочке!
334
00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:59,235
Хорошо, леди и джентльмены,
начинаем тыкать.
335
00:19:59,331 --> 00:20:00,224
Осторожно.
336
00:20:00,351 --> 00:20:01,731
Осторожно.
337
00:20:02,174 --> 00:20:04,084
Так,.. немного выше.
338
00:20:04,318 --> 00:20:05,880
Следите за углом.
339
00:20:06,014 --> 00:20:09,067
Хорошо, хорошо.
Мы достигли окна.
340
00:20:12,415 --> 00:20:14,949
Направляем наконечник.
Направляем наконечник.
341
00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:23,008
Он жив! Он жив!
342
00:20:24,799 --> 00:20:27,135
А мы его тычем до сих пор.
343
00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:30,247
Ладно, убираем прибор!
Убираем прибор!
344
00:20:30,398 --> 00:20:32,986
Он не выглядит счастливым.
345
00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:36,989
Теперь он показывает нам
свой тыкательный прибор.
346
00:20:37,118 --> 00:20:42,131
Эй, ты этим сюда никогда
не достанешь, приятель!
347
00:20:46,686 --> 00:20:51,094
Я обнимаю тебя,
348
00:20:52,414 --> 00:20:56,342
Не устою пред тобой,
349
00:20:57,310 --> 00:20:58,804
и любовь,
350
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,829
Любовь...
351
00:21:02,206 --> 00:21:06,963
Я ведь сойду... с ума,
352
00:21:07,262 --> 00:21:09,302
Уверен я,
353
00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:13,527
Знаешь, я не против,
354
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:16,343
О, знаешь, я не против,
355
00:21:16,895 --> 00:21:18,421
Да,
356
00:21:18,686 --> 00:21:22,614
Ты мне дороже всего мира,
357
00:21:23,263 --> 00:21:26,197
О, я знаю, я знаю.
358
00:21:26,462 --> 00:21:28,982
Я нашёл,
359
00:21:29,182 --> 00:21:30,491
В тебе,
360
00:21:31,934 --> 00:21:35,317
Мою бесконечную любовь,
361
00:21:37,822 --> 00:21:40,888
Мою бесконечную любовь.
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