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So whose idea was it to put
everybody in the diner on skates?
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Some idiot customer put a suggestion
in the suggestion box.
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- Oh, my God! They took my idea!
- That was you?
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Okay, there you go.
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Rachel, I made you a cocoa.
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Oh, that's so...
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Oh, my God! Are you guys okay?
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Oh, my.
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The One With a Chick and a Duck
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You know, with that goatee,
you kind of look like Satan.
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So that's why the priest
threw holy water on me.
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Okay, listen, you have to cheer up.
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You should come out with Ross and me.
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Anything is better than sitting
here crying all day about Kate.
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I was crying because
nobody believed Quincy's theory.
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I'm gonna be on TV!
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- No way!
- Yeah.
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They're putting together a panel
to talk about these fossils in Peru.
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The Discovery Channel's filming it!
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Oh, my God!
Who's gonna watch that?
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- Thanks. You ready to go?
- Yeah.
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I saw a girl with that vest.
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Thanks.
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Most of us think of chocolate bunnies
and baskets as traditional Easter gifts.
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Some people insist on
giving live chicks as presents.
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Unfortunately, most of these little guys
won't live to see the 4th of July...
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... because, as a result of
improper care, they will be dead.
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You guys got any of those baby chicks?
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I was watching this commercial on TV,
and, man, those things are cute!
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Pete, you're back!
Hey, check this out!
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Skates!
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You're a lot sturdier than Chandler.
He crumbled like a piece of paper.
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So how was your trip?
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What'd you bring me?
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Hotel toiletries from Japan!
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These are gonna go
in my permanent collection.
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- Want some coffee?
- Yeah, sure. That'd be great.
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Regular or decaf?
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Whichever's closest.
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- So ask me what I did today.
- So, what did you do today, Pete?
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I bought a restaurant, and I'd
like you to be the chef.
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What?
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Can you believe he
offered me a restaurant?
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What a jerk.
You want me to kick his ass?
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This has been my dream since
I got my first Easy-Bake Oven...
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... and opened Easy Monica's Bakery.
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I would kill for this job.
I can totally do this job...
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... and God knows, I've paid my dues.
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But Pete's just doing this
because he has a crush on me.
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You're still not attracted to him at all?
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No. I mean, how could I accept
a restaurant from him? I can't.
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I couldn't accept a necklace
from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade.
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But, Mon, that was totally different.
He was your health teacher.
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What, honey?
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My side still hurts from when
you crashed into me yesterday.
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Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, God!
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Hey, you guys. Guess what?
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Got a job on a riverboat?
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You know what? I didn't wear this suit
for a year because you hated it.
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You're not my girlfriend
anymore, so...
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I see. So this suit is making a point.
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Now that you're on your own, you're
free to look as stupid as you'd like.
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You like it, right?
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Absolutely! I like it even more on you
than I did on Colonel Sanders.
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Ross, I'm kidding. Come here.
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- What were you gonna tell us?
- Yeah.
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- Was it how you invented the cotton gin?
- Okay, goodbye.
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So after you put the suggestion
in the box...
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... how long did it take
for the roller skating to happen?
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About three months.
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Okay, so I guess that's about two
weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I got you something.
Open it! Open it!
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Okay.
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It's a chicken.
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It's cute, huh?
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You guys, do you know
anything about chicks?
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Fowl? No.
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Women? No.
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They are a huge responsibility.
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Especially at this age.
They require constant care.
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They need just the right food
and lots and lots of love.
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Well, no problem there.
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Easy, Lenny.
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So, I mean, have you thought about it?
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Okay, here's the thing.
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Oh, no. Not "the thing. "
I hate "the thing. "
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What's "the thing"?
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I can't do it.
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I'm sorry. I wish I could...
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... but you have these feelings for me.
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Wait. That's what you're worried about?
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If that's the problem,
we've got no problem.
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I was gonna tell you this over dinner,
but I met somebody else on my trip.
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Her name's Ann. She's a journalist.
We met on the plane.
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She asked to finish my peanuts.
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I thought she said something else.
We had a big laugh.
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Yeah, I just...
I mean, I got tired of waiting.
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That's great. I'm sorry,
but I'm so happy for you.
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- And now I can work for you!
- I guess you can.
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Oh, my God! This is incredible!
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You know what? I'm gonna roll
right into that office and quit!
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All right!
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- Could you give me a little push?
- Yeah, sure.
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- Good luck!
- I'm quitting!
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I'm okay! I'm all right!
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That's exciting.
You went to Japan, made up a woman.
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What?
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I'm just saying, this woman,
I mean, she's fictitious, no?
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- Why would you say that?
- You're still into Monica.
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You said there's somebody else,
so she'd agree to work with you.
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If you spend a lot of time together,
maybe something might happen.
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You're good. You're good.
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No, I'm fairly intuitive and psychic.
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It's a substantial gift.
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Listen, can you promise me
that you won't tell her though?
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Absolutely. I promise.
Tell her what?
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Thanks a lot.
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No, I'm serious.
I'm intuitive, but my memory sucks.
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Okay, but this is the last time.
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With a chick-chick here
And a chick-chick there
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Here a chick, there a chick
Everywhere a chick-chick
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Chicken
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How's she doing?
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She?
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Yeah, don't you think it's a she?
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I don't know.
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I can't tell. Whatever it was
went back in too quickly.
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Anyway, I gotta go change.
I'm meeting some of the cast for drinks.
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Excuse me?
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What?
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I stayed home while
you were at rehearsal...
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... so somebody could be here
with our chick.
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Who was up from 2:00 this
morning until 5:00 this morning...
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... trying to get her back to sleep?
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You don't think I get up
when you get up?
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Oh, here it comes.
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Yes! Here it comes!
I'm stuck here all day!
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And then you come in
and spend two seconds with us.
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And then expect to go off
gallivanting with your friends?
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Well, I don't think so, mister!
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I need to relax, okay?
I was working all day.
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And you don't think
taking care of our chick is work?
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That's not what I said.
I just meant...
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I know what you meant!
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Have you noticed that ever since
we got this chick...
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... we've been fighting
a lot more than we used to?
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I don't know. Maybe we weren't
ready to have a chick.
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I'll take her back tomorrow.
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You think we'll get our $3 back?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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I have that TV thing in, like, two hours,
and I need your help, okay?
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What do you think?
This blue suit or this brown one?
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The brown one brings out your eyes.
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But your butt looks great
in the blue one.
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Really?
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That aspirin dance really works.
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- Oh, my God. Is that still... ?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.
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- No, you're not!
- Yes, I am.
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Look, I'm fine. Watch. Look at that.
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You've got to go to a doctor, okay?
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I have got to get ready and go
to a dinner at my boss's house.
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There's a lot of people there
that I have to meet.
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I'm sure you'll make a great
impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel Greene.
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It's nice to meet you. "
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Come on, you probably
have a broken rib.
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I will go to the hospital tomorrow.
It'll still be broken then.
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But you know, I could use a hand
getting ready.
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Look, either help me or go.
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Fine. I'll go.
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Okay, but before you go,
could you help me first?
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Sure. I'll help you.
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Good! Do you guys know how
to get a chick out of a VCR?
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00:11:05,583 --> 00:11:09,838
You know what?
I cannot do this with my left hand.
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Would you please help me
with this too?
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- Okay, let's use this brush.
- Okay.
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- This stuff?
- Careful.
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- Okay.
- Light.
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Just sweep it across the lid.
Just sweep it.
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Sorry!
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That's just poking me in the eye.
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I'm sorry. Close.
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- Just sweep it.
- I'm sweeping.
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Sweep, sweep.
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00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:41,925
Okay, now make it even
because we don't...
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What?
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I don't want it to be too much.
I want it to be subtle.
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You don't wear enough of this.
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Since when do you think
I don't wear enough of this?
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Close your eye.
You're gonna like this better.
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- Close, close.
- Blow it.
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Sorry. Because I think this will make
you a little more sophisticated.
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Sophisticated like a hooker?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Guess what I'm doing tonight.
- What?
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I'm checking out
the restaurant with Pete.
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Monica, I am so excited for you!
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I have to tell you something.
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- What?
- I can't tell you.
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Wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell
me something that you could tell me?
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Well, sure, in a perfect world.
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But no. I promised I wouldn't tell,
and I swore to all my gods.
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Does it have to do with
Ross and Rachel?
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No.
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- Does it have to do with Joey?
- No.
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Does it have to do with Chandler
and that sock he keeps by his bed?
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No, but let's come back to that later.
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There you go!
Good enough for your party?
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Sure.
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00:13:08,622 --> 00:13:14,503
Sure. I'll just sit next to
the transsexual from purchasing.
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Come on!
Okay, come on.
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All right, I gotta go,
so good luck at the party, okay?
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Oh, wait. Ross, could you just stay
and help me get dressed?
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Sure. Okay.
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Okay, great. Okay, just turn around.
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What?
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00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:34,179
I don't want you to see me naked.
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00:13:34,350 --> 00:13:38,540
Rachel, I've seen you naked a million
times. I ate hot fudge off you naked.
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I sucked that mini-marshmallow
out of your bellybutton.
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Yeah, but that was different.
We were going out then.
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Now it's weird.
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Rach, you know, I can see
you naked anytime I want.
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What?
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All I have to do is close my eyes.
See?
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- Ross, stop that!
- I'm sorry.
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Come on! I don't want you thinking
of me like that anymore.
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Sorry. Nothing you can do about it.
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It's one of my rights
as the ex-boyfriend.
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Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
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I'm sorry. It will never happen...
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00:14:19,918 --> 00:14:21,259
Wait a minute! Wait, wait.
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Now there are 100 of you,
and I'm the king!
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- Ross.
- Would you grow up? It's no big deal.
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All right. Fine.
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00:14:37,774 --> 00:14:40,622
See what you did?
I'm gonna be doing it by myself now.
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Oh, my God. All right, look, look.
Okay. Rach!
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Easy. Easy.
You have to go to the hospital, okay?
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- Okay, I do. I really do.
- Okay?
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I'm gonna get your coat,
then I'll put you in a cab.
245
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Wait! You're not gonna come with me?
246
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Of course I am.
247
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I just have to make a call.
248
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- Okay
- Okay.
249
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Thank you.
250
00:15:10,862 --> 00:15:11,810
What's wrong?
251
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I'm sorry. I just can't go
to the hospital looking like this.
252
00:15:16,814 --> 00:15:18,788
- Does it involve travel?
- No.
253
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,126
Does it involve clogs?
254
00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,756
Wait, wait. Clogs or claws?
255
00:15:24,206 --> 00:15:25,635
- Clogs.
- No.
256
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:27,299
- Claws?
- No.
257
00:15:29,998 --> 00:15:33,675
Okay, so it doesn't involve Ross
or Rachel or Chandler or Joey.
258
00:15:34,222 --> 00:15:36,164
- What about Pete?
- No.
259
00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:37,926
What is it?
260
00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:41,287
- What about Pete?
- I don't know!
261
00:15:41,934 --> 00:15:44,138
Okay, I feel like I'm talking to Lassie.
262
00:15:46,190 --> 00:15:49,573
- Phoebe, would you just tell me?
- I can't!
263
00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:52,553
- Okay, I gotta go.
- But you're so close! No!
264
00:15:52,782 --> 00:15:54,636
Does it involve
Pete's computer company?
265
00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:57,709
Just go! You're never gonna get it!
266
00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:06,856
I know.
267
00:16:08,526 --> 00:16:10,566
See, yes. That's Yasmine Bleeth.
268
00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:13,448
She's a completely different
kind of chick.
269
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:19,116
I love you both.
270
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:22,661
But in very different ways.
271
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- Hey.
- Hey.
272
00:16:27,566 --> 00:16:30,435
What are you doing? I thought
you were gonna take her back today.
273
00:16:30,638 --> 00:16:32,525
I did. But the store
wouldn't take her back.
274
00:16:32,718 --> 00:16:36,231
So then I took her to the shelter,
and you know what I found out?
275
00:16:41,422 --> 00:16:44,935
If they can't find a home for her,
they kill her!
276
00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,272
I'm not gonna let that happen
to little Yasmine.
277
00:16:49,646 --> 00:16:53,258
Okay, good, good, good, because I was
kind of having second thoughts too.
278
00:16:53,454 --> 00:16:57,229
Okay, and it's not just chicks.
It's all kinds of other animals.
279
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:59,875
That's horrible.
You did the right thing, man.
280
00:17:00,142 --> 00:17:03,011
Thanks. I'm glad
you see it that way.
281
00:17:14,094 --> 00:17:15,523
Funny story!
282
00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:20,099
I don't believe this!
283
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:23,497
Look at this refrigerator!
It's gigantic!
284
00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:27,306
I mean, I could live in this thing!
I'd be cold, but I'm always cold!
285
00:17:28,974 --> 00:17:32,291
Oh, my God! Look at these spider
burners! I love spider burners!
286
00:17:32,494 --> 00:17:33,901
So you like it?
287
00:17:34,158 --> 00:17:37,770
It is so perfect!
Thank you so much.
288
00:17:37,998 --> 00:17:39,405
You're welcome.
289
00:17:45,838 --> 00:17:47,180
Did you just smell my hair?
290
00:17:48,398 --> 00:17:50,569
No! No way! What? No.
291
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,064
- Oh, God.
- What?
292
00:17:54,670 --> 00:17:56,458
You still have feelings for me,
don't you?
293
00:17:56,782 --> 00:18:00,393
No, I'm just excited about
the restaurant, that's all.
294
00:18:00,782 --> 00:18:02,669
- Pete.
- Okay, I love you. Is that so bad?
295
00:18:04,782 --> 00:18:06,921
No, it's not bad.
It's not bad at all.
296
00:18:07,181 --> 00:18:08,905
It's really nice.
297
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,967
The only one who stands to get hurt
is me, and I'm okay with that.
298
00:18:14,094 --> 00:18:15,655
You may be okay with getting hurt...
299
00:18:15,854 --> 00:18:18,920
... but I am not okay with being
the one who hurts you.
300
00:18:20,782 --> 00:18:22,375
That's why I can't take this job.
301
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,750
What?
302
00:18:25,006 --> 00:18:27,657
We probably shouldn't
see each other anymore.
303
00:18:28,622 --> 00:18:29,898
I'm sorry.
304
00:18:30,094 --> 00:18:32,233
Okay, yeah.
305
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:36,259
I mean, if that's
really what you want, okay.
306
00:18:39,054 --> 00:18:40,942
Okay, bye.
307
00:18:46,318 --> 00:18:49,514
- I'm sorry things didn't work out...
- Shut up for a second...
308
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:52,263
... and let me just see something.
309
00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:06,348
You'd tell me the truth, right?
310
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:10,532
- Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
- Okay.
311
00:19:11,245 --> 00:19:16,134
Okay, now you stay out here,
and you think about what you did!
312
00:19:17,838 --> 00:19:20,205
- That's a duck!
- That's a bad duck!
313
00:19:23,054 --> 00:19:25,323
How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?
314
00:19:26,702 --> 00:19:27,684
What thing? What thing?
315
00:19:27,886 --> 00:19:30,471
Nothing. There was this thing
at the museum. Come on.
316
00:19:31,374 --> 00:19:32,388
Easy.
317
00:19:34,062 --> 00:19:38,317
Now, when you come back, I hope you
remember that that chick is not a toy!
318
00:19:42,446 --> 00:19:44,169
What thing? What is this thing?
319
00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:48,553
I was kind of supposed to be on TV
tonight for the Discovery Channel.
320
00:19:49,134 --> 00:19:50,890
Oh, my God!
321
00:19:51,182 --> 00:19:52,807
Ross, why didn't you tell me that?
322
00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:55,655
Because I knew that if I told you,
you'd make me go...
323
00:19:55,917 --> 00:19:59,747
... and I knew you needed someone
to be with you tonight. Come on.
324
00:20:00,622 --> 00:20:02,858
- I cannot believe you.
- What?
325
00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:05,900
That is the sweetest thing.
326
00:20:15,886 --> 00:20:17,260
You should get some sleep.
327
00:20:19,598 --> 00:20:21,769
- So I'll...
- Sorry I spoiled your evening.
328
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,137
No, that's...
No, as long as you're okay.
329
00:20:24,365 --> 00:20:27,300
So I'll see you tomorrow.
330
00:20:27,502 --> 00:20:29,803
Yeah.
331
00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:37,224
See you.
332
00:20:49,454 --> 00:20:50,698
What did you do?
333
00:21:00,038 --> 00:21:01,020
What you doing?
334
00:21:01,253 --> 00:21:02,977
Having a swim.
335
00:21:03,525 --> 00:21:05,413
What about the chick?
336
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:07,237
Chicks don't swim.
337
00:21:07,462 --> 00:21:08,869
Are you sure?
338
00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:12,221
I don't know.
339
00:21:13,574 --> 00:21:15,396
- Should we try?
- Sure.
340
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,439
See, I told you.
They don't swim.
341
00:21:26,182 --> 00:21:28,832
- Wait, give him a minute.
- No!
342
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:32,259
It's okay.
It's okay, baby, baby, baby.
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00:00:02,256 --> 00:00:05,183
Кто это придумал всех в столовке
поставить на ролики?
2
00:00:05,263 --> 00:00:08,352
Какой-то идиот из заказчиков кинул
предложение в ящик для предложений.
3
00:00:08,432 --> 00:00:11,747
- О, боже мой! Они вополотили мою идею!
- Так это была ты?
4
00:00:12,304 --> 00:00:14,113
Ладно, езжай.
5
00:00:14,255 --> 00:00:16,128
Рейчел, я сделал тебе какао.
6
00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,137
О, это очень...
7
00:00:19,344 --> 00:00:22,146
О, боже мой! Ребята, вы в порядке?
8
00:00:24,975 --> 00:00:26,752
Вот это да!
9
00:00:28,848 --> 00:00:31,290
Сезон 3, серия 21.
Та, с цыплёнком и уткой.
10
00:00:31,791 --> 00:00:34,291
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010.
11
00:01:19,535 --> 00:01:23,101
Знаешь, с этой козлиной бородкой
ты похож на сатану.
12
00:01:24,208 --> 00:01:27,806
Ах вот почему священник
прыскал на меня святой водой.
13
00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:31,391
Слушай, тебе надо бы встряхнуться.
14
00:01:31,471 --> 00:01:33,696
Ясно? Пошли со мной и Россом.
15
00:01:33,776 --> 00:01:37,568
В любом случае это лучше,
чем сидеть здесь и плакать о Кейт.
16
00:01:37,648 --> 00:01:42,784
Я плакал потому,.. что никто
не верил в теорию Квинси.
17
00:01:44,111 --> 00:01:45,631
Я буду на ТВ!
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00:01:45,711 --> 00:01:47,072
Ну да!
19
00:01:47,152 --> 00:01:50,751
У нас собирают стенд, описывающий
ископаемые из Перу.
20
00:01:50,831 --> 00:01:52,511
А канал Дискавери будет снимать это!
21
00:01:52,591 --> 00:01:56,637
О, боже мой!
И кто же это будет смотреть?
22
00:01:57,583 --> 00:01:59,552
Спасибо. Готов идти?
23
00:01:59,632 --> 00:02:01,503
Я видел девушку в этой безрукавке.
24
00:02:01,583 --> 00:02:03,065
Спасибо.
25
00:02:05,007 --> 00:02:09,087
Многие из нас считают шоколад и корзинки
традиционными Пасхальными подарками.
26
00:02:09,167 --> 00:02:12,635
Но есть люди, которые дарят
в подарок живых цыплят.
27
00:02:13,263 --> 00:02:18,304
К сожалению большинство из этих
цыплят не доживут до 4 июля.
28
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Из-за неправильного ухода
они умрут.
29
00:02:22,064 --> 00:02:23,904
У вас, ребята, остались ещё те цыплята?
30
00:02:23,984 --> 00:02:29,404
Я смотрел рекламу по ТВ, и, блин,
какие же они милашки!
31
00:02:30,905 --> 00:02:32,005
- Привет!
- Привет.
32
00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:36,192
Пит, ты вернулся!
Эй, смотри сюда!
33
00:02:36,272 --> 00:02:38,714
Ух ты, ролики!
34
00:02:41,551 --> 00:02:45,375
А ты устойчивей, чем Чендлер.
Он колышится как листок бумаги.
35
00:02:45,455 --> 00:02:46,938
Как поездка?
36
00:02:47,247 --> 00:02:49,656
Что это ты привёз мне?
37
00:02:50,447 --> 00:02:53,791
Отельные шампунчики из Японии!
38
00:02:53,871 --> 00:02:56,444
Они подойдут в мою
коллекцию.
39
00:02:56,655 --> 00:02:59,010
- Хочешь кофейку?
- Да, было бы здорово.
40
00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,192
Простой или без кофеина?
41
00:03:04,527 --> 00:03:06,521
Который поближе.
42
00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:10,463
- Спроси меня что я делал сегодня.
- Что ты делал сегодня, Пит?
43
00:03:10,543 --> 00:03:14,458
Я купил ресторан и хочу, чтобы ты
была там шеф-поваром.
44
00:03:19,503 --> 00:03:21,727
Ты можешь в это поверить -
он предложил мне ресторан?
45
00:03:21,807 --> 00:03:25,274
Вот козёл.
Хочешь, я ему навешаю тюлей?
46
00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:28,415
Это моя мечта с тех пор,
как у меня была первая простая духовка...
47
00:03:28,495 --> 00:03:31,483
и я открыла пекарню Просто-Моники.
48
00:03:37,712 --> 00:03:40,991
Я готова убить за эту работу.
Я точно справлюсь с этой работой...
49
00:03:41,071 --> 00:03:45,117
и бог свидетель, я готова ко всему.
50
00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:48,767
Но Пит делает это из-за того,
что втюрился в меня.
51
00:03:48,847 --> 00:03:51,900
А тебя до сих пор
он совсем не привлекает?
52
00:03:52,847 --> 00:03:55,551
Как я могу принять ресторан от него?
Я не могу.
53
00:03:55,631 --> 00:03:58,752
Я не смогла принять бусы
от Стю Винцента в 7 классе.
54
00:03:58,832 --> 00:04:03,260
Но, Мон, это же совсем не то.
Он был твоим тренером физкультуры.
55
00:04:03,984 --> 00:04:05,728
Что, дорогая?
56
00:04:05,808 --> 00:04:08,448
Мой бок болит с тех пор,
как ты врезалась в меня вчера.
57
00:04:08,528 --> 00:04:10,176
О, боже, извини меня.
58
00:04:10,256 --> 00:04:11,966
О, боже!
59
00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,428
Эй, ребята. Угадайте-ка?
60
00:04:18,575 --> 00:04:21,502
Получил работу на речном судёнышке?
61
00:04:22,224 --> 00:04:25,343
Я не носил этот костюм целый год,
ведь ты его ненавидела.
62
00:04:25,423 --> 00:04:27,583
Ты больше не моя девушка,
так что...
63
00:04:27,663 --> 00:04:29,951
Понимаю. Этот костюм говорит о многом.
64
00:04:30,031 --> 00:04:34,751
Теперь ты сам собой и запросто можешь
выглядеть настолько глупо, как сам хочешь.
65
00:04:34,831 --> 00:04:35,771
Тебе-то он нравится, так?
66
00:04:35,851 --> 00:04:39,747
Мне он на тебе даже больше нравится,
чем на Генерале Сандерсе.
67
00:04:40,112 --> 00:04:41,887
Росс, я шучу. Иди сюда.
68
00:04:41,967 --> 00:04:43,647
Что ты хотел нам сказать?
69
00:04:43,727 --> 00:04:46,845
Так вот, как ты изобрёл
льняной джин?
70
00:04:47,888 --> 00:04:50,655
Значит после того, как ты кинула
предложение в ящик...
71
00:04:50,735 --> 00:04:53,087
сколько времени прошло, пока
его воплотили в жизнь?
72
00:04:53,167 --> 00:04:54,975
Примерно 3 месяца.
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00:04:55,055 --> 00:04:59,833
Значит, похоже, что осталось около
двух недель, до того, как введут топлес.
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00:05:04,687 --> 00:05:08,286
Я принёс тебе кое-что.
Открывай! Открывай!
75
00:05:14,991 --> 00:05:16,985
Это курица.
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00:05:17,808 --> 00:05:19,167
Милашка, а?
77
00:05:19,247 --> 00:05:21,664
Парни. Вы хоть что-нибудь знаете
про цыпочек?
78
00:05:21,744 --> 00:05:22,563
Пернатых?
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00:05:22,664 --> 00:05:23,964
Нет.
80
00:05:24,143 --> 00:05:25,547
Женщин?
81
00:05:25,648 --> 00:05:26,948
Нет.
82
00:05:27,408 --> 00:05:29,727
Это же большая ответственность.
83
00:05:29,807 --> 00:05:32,671
Особенно в таком возрасте.
Им нужен непрерывный уход.
84
00:05:32,751 --> 00:05:35,935
Им нужна правильная еда
и много, много любви.
85
00:05:36,015 --> 00:05:37,637
Ну, с этим без проблем.
86
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,338
У-у сюси-пуси!
87
00:05:43,728 --> 00:05:46,242
Полегче, косолапый.
88
00:05:49,551 --> 00:05:52,415
Так, я надеюсь, ты подумала об этом?
89
00:05:52,495 --> 00:05:53,823
Ладно, дело вот в чём.
90
00:05:53,903 --> 00:05:56,832
Только не "дело".
Ненавижу "дело".
91
00:05:56,912 --> 00:05:58,589
Что за "дело"?
92
00:05:59,696 --> 00:06:00,991
Я не могу.
93
00:06:01,071 --> 00:06:02,975
Извини. Хотелось бы...
94
00:06:03,055 --> 00:06:05,887
но у тебя ко мне чувства.
95
00:06:05,967 --> 00:06:08,191
Постой-ка. Вот ты о чём беспокоишься?
96
00:06:08,271 --> 00:06:11,259
Если проблема в этом,
то нет проблем.
97
00:06:11,983 --> 00:06:16,061
Я хотел тебе рассказать за ужином,
но я встретил кое-кого в поездке.
98
00:06:17,007 --> 00:06:19,967
Её зовут Эн. Она журналистка.
Мы встретились в самолёте.
99
00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:21,567
Она хотела доесть мои яйца.
100
00:06:21,647 --> 00:06:25,017
Я подумал не про те яйца.
И мы громко смеялись.
101
00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:29,631
Я просто устал ждать.
102
00:06:29,711 --> 00:06:34,847
Это отлично. Я извиняюсь, но я
так рада за тебя.
103
00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,151
- Тогда я могу работать на тебя!
- Думаю, можешь.
104
00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:41,474
О, боже мой! Это невероятно!
105
00:06:41,807 --> 00:06:45,407
Знаешь что? Я прямо сейчас укачусь
в контору и уволюсь!
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00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:47,391
Хорошо!
107
00:06:47,471 --> 00:06:49,536
Не мог бы ты меня слегка толкнуть?
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Удачи!
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00:06:50,671 --> 00:06:52,797
Я увольняюсь!
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Я в порядке! Всё хорошо!
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00:07:01,743 --> 00:07:05,821
Как здорово.
Съездил в Японию, придумал женщину.
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Что?
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Я об этой "женщине",.. я полагаю,
она вымышлена, нет?
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- Почему ты так говоришь?
- Моника тебе ещё небезразлична.
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Ты сказал о ком-то ещё чтобы
она работала возле тебя.
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Если вы будете вместе проводить время,
может, что-то и получится.
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Ты молодец. Ты молодец.
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Нет, у меня чудесная интуиция.
И психология.
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00:07:27,855 --> 00:07:30,265
Это природный дар.
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Ты можешь пообещать мне,
что не скажешь ей?
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Конечно. Обещаю.
А что не скажу?
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Большое спасибо.
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Нет, я серьёзно.
Интуиция хорошая, а память плохая.
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Всё, это последний раз.
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И цып-цып там,
и цып-цып сям,
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Тут цып, там цып,
везде цып-цып.
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Цыплёнок...
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Как она?
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Она?
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Ты думаешь, что это она?
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Я не знаю.
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Не могу определить. Что бы там ни было,
оно спряталось очень быстро.
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Пойду переоденусь. Идём всем
актёрским составом выпить.
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Извините?
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Что?
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Я торчал дома пока ты
был на репетиции...
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чтобы кто-нибудь был
тут с нашей цыпочкой.
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Кто вставал с 2:00 до 5:00
утра...
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пытаясь уложить её обратно спать?
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А ты не думал, что я тоже подскакивал,
когда ты вставал?
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Ах вот оно что?
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Да! Именно так!
Я торчу тут целый день!
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А потом ты приходишь, проводишь
с нами две секунды...
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и собираешься уматывать
на пьянку со своими дружками?
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Чтож,.. я так не думаю, мистер!
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Я должен отдохнуть, ясно?
Я работал весь день.
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А ты не думал, что забота
о нашем цыплёнке - это тоже работа?
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Я этого не говорил.
Просто я думал...
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Я знаю, что ты думал!
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Ты не заметил, что как у нас
появился этот цыплёнок...
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мы стали ругаться намного больше,
чем раньше?
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Не знаю, может мы не были готовы
иметь цыплёнка.
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Завтра я отвезу её обратно.
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И забери обратно 3$?
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00:09:38,031 --> 00:09:41,247
ТВ начнёт съёмку через 2 часа,
и мне нужна ваша помощь.
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Что скажете?
Синий костюм или коричневый?
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Коричневый подчёркивает твои глаза.
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Но твой зад лучше выглядит
в синем.
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Правда?
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Аспириновый танец и правда хорош.
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- Он до сих пор..?
- Я в порядке.
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- Нет, ты не в порядке!
- Да, в порядке.
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Видишь, я в порядке.
Смотри. Видишь?
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Тебе нужно к доктору, ясно?
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Я должна приготовиться и пойти
на ужин в доме моей начальницы.
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Там будут люди, которых
мне необходимо увидеть.
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Я уверен, что ты оставишь самое
яркое впечатление: Привет, я - Рейчел!
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Приятно познакомиться.
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Брось, у тебя, наверное
ребро сломано.
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Я завтра схожу в больницу.
Оно всё равно ещё останется сломано.
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Но, знаешь, я не отказалась бы
от помощи в сборах.
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Или помогай, или уходи.
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Прекрасно, я пошёл.
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Ладно, но перед тем, как уйдёшь,
мог бы ты мне помочь?
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Конечно, я тебе помогу.
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Хорошо! Ребята, вы не знаете,
как вытащить цыплёнка из видика?
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Знаешь что?
Я не могу сделать это левой рукой..
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Не мог бы ты и с этим
тоже помочь?
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Давай этой кисточкой.
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- Эту?
- Осторожно.
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Легонько.
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Просто проведи по веку.
Просто проведи.
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Извини!
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00:11:36,623 --> 00:11:38,207
Так ты глаз проткнёшь.
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Извини. Закрой...
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- Просто проведи.
- Я провожу.
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Провожу, провожу...
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Теперь сделай также
на другом, я не хочу...
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Я не хочу, чтобы было слишком много.
Хочу, чтоб было в меру.
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00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:52,953
Нет - нет.
Тебе всегда не хватает этого.
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С каких это пор ты считаешь,
что мне этого не хватает?
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Закрой глаз.
Так тебе больше понравится...
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- Закрывай, закрывай.
- Сдуй.
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00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:11,711
Просто я думаю, что так ты будешь
более изысканной.
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Изысканной как шлюха?
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00:12:17,711 --> 00:12:19,582
- Угадай, что я буду делать вечером.
- Что?
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00:12:19,662 --> 00:12:21,663
Смотреть ресторан вместе с Питом.
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Моника, я так рада за тебя!
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00:12:25,359 --> 00:12:26,911
Я должна тебе кое-что сказать.
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00:12:26,991 --> 00:12:27,935
Что?
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Я не могу сказать.
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А не легче ли было сказать мне
что-то, что ты можешь мне сказать?
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Ну конечно,.. в идеальном мире.
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00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:42,496
Но нет. Я обещала не говорить,
и поклялась всеми своими богами.
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Это связано с Россом и Рейчел?
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Это связано с Джоуи?
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Это связано с Чендлером и тем носком,
что он держит возле кровати?
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Нет, но вернёмся к этому позже.
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Вот и всё!
Хорошо ли получилось для вечеринки?
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Конечно.
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00:13:12,910 --> 00:13:17,633
Конечно. Я сяду рядышком
с транссексуалом из отдела заказов.
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Хорошо. Мне пора идти,
удачи тебе на вечеринке.
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Эй, Росс. Можешь остаться и помочь
мне одеться?
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Конечно. Ладно.
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Отлично. Ладно, тогда отвернись.
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Что?
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Я не хочу, чтобы ты видел
меня голую.
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Рейчел, я видел тебя голую миллион раз.
Я собаку сьел на голой тебе.
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Я сосал мини-маршмелло
из твоего пупка.
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Да, но тогда всё было по-другому.
Тогда мы были парой.
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Теперь как-то неловко.
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Рейч, знаешь, я могу увидеть
тебя голой в любое время.
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Что?
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Всё, что мне нужно - это закрыть глаза.
Видишь?
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Росс, прекрати это!
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Хватит! Я не хочу, чтобы ты
больше обо мне так думал.
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Извини. Ты ничего с этим
не поделаешь.
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Это одно из моих прав, как
бывшего бойфренда.
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Остановись! Прекрати! Прекращай!
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Ладно, ладно.
Извини. Этого больше не произой...
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Погоди минутку! Стой, стой...
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Теперь тебя там сотня,
а я король!
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Ну, Росс!
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Да брось. Может уже повзрослеешь?
Ничего особенного.
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Хорошо. Прекрасно.
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Видишь, что ты наделал?
Я сама это сделаю.
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О, боже мой. Хорошо, смотри, смотри...
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Спокойно. Спокойно.
Тебе надо ехать в больницу, ясно?
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Да, надо. Мне точно надо.
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Я принесу тебе пальто,
потом посажу в такси.
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А ты поедешь со мной?
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00:15:02,799 --> 00:15:05,054
Конечно же поеду.
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Я только позвоню.
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Спасибо.
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00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:16,255
Что такое?
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00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:20,250
Извини. Я не могу ехать
в больницу в таком виде.
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Это связано с поездкой?
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00:15:23,311 --> 00:15:25,566
Это связано с загадками?
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Заплатками или загадками?
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Загадками.
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Заплатками?
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Значит это не связано ни с Россом,
ни с Рейчел, ни с Чендлером и Джоуи.
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00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,930
Что насчёт Пита?
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00:15:40,558 --> 00:15:42,651
Что это?
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- Что насчёт Пита?
- Я не знаю!
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00:15:46,991 --> 00:15:48,898
У меня чувство, что говорю с собакой.
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- Фиби, может, скажешь уже?
- Я не могу!
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- Мне надо идти.
- Но ты была так близка!
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00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,039
Что-то связаное
с компьютерной компанией Пита?
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Ладно, иди! Тебе никогда не разгадать!
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00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,581
Знаю.
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00:16:12,719 --> 00:16:14,975
Видишь, да. Это Ясмин Блит.
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00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:18,173
Она совсем другая цыпа.
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00:16:21,519 --> 00:16:23,874
Я люблю вас обеих.
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00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:27,451
Но совсем по-разному.
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00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:34,623
Что ты делаешь?
Ты же должен был отнести её обратно.
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00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,670
Я отнёс. Но магазин
не берёт её обратно.
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00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:40,414
Тогда я понёс её в приют.
И знаешь, что я узнал?
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00:16:45,615 --> 00:16:49,311
Если они не смогут найти ей дом,
то они её убьют!
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00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:52,062
Я не могу допустить, чтобы
такое произошло с маленькой Ясмин.
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00:16:53,870 --> 00:16:58,207
Хорошо, хорошо, а то уменя
тоже появились сомнения.
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00:16:58,287 --> 00:17:01,630
Так у них не только с цыплятами.
Но и со всеми другими животными.
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00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:04,287
Это же ужасно.
Ты правильно поступил.
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00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:07,736
Спасибо. Я рад, что
ты всё понимаешь.
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00:17:18,286 --> 00:17:20,281
О, это весёлая история!
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00:17:22,382 --> 00:17:24,510
Это невероятно!
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00:17:24,590 --> 00:17:27,998
Посмотри на холодильник!
Он же гигантский!
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00:17:28,078 --> 00:17:32,091
Я могу в нём жить!
Было бы холодно, но мне всегда холодно!
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00:17:33,263 --> 00:17:36,767
О, боже мой! Только посмотри на
эти газовые плитки! Я люблю плитки!
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00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:38,302
Так тебе нравится?
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00:17:38,382 --> 00:17:42,111
Он само совершенство!
Спасибо большое.
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Пожалуйста.
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00:17:50,031 --> 00:17:51,938
Ты нюхал мои волосы?
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00:17:52,590 --> 00:17:55,327
Нет! Ты что! Что?
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00:17:55,599 --> 00:17:57,822
- О, боже.
- Что?
286
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,927
У тебя ещё есть чувства ко мне.
287
00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:04,705
Нет. Я просто радуюсь ресторану,
вот и всё.
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00:18:04,785 --> 00:18:05,471
Пит.
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00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,480
Ладно, я люблю тебя. Разве это плохо?
290
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:11,294
Нет, это не плохо.
Это совсем не плохо.
291
00:18:11,374 --> 00:18:13,534
Это очень мило.
292
00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:17,693
Единственный, кому от этого плохо -
это я, а я с этим мирюсь.
293
00:18:18,287 --> 00:18:19,967
Ты с этим можешь мириться...
294
00:18:20,047 --> 00:18:23,645
но я не хочу быть тем, кто делает
тебе больно.
295
00:18:24,974 --> 00:18:26,814
Вот почему я не могу принять
эту работу.
296
00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,507
Что?
297
00:18:29,230 --> 00:18:32,266
Нам, наверное, не стоит
больше видеться.
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00:18:32,346 --> 00:18:34,176
Извини.
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00:18:34,256 --> 00:18:35,956
Да. Ладно.
300
00:18:36,686 --> 00:18:41,015
Я думаю, если уж ты на самом
деле хочешь этого, ладно.
301
00:18:50,511 --> 00:18:51,614
Я извиняюсь за это...
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00:18:51,694 --> 00:18:56,056
Помолчи секунду и дай мне
выяснить кое-что.
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00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,857
Ух ты!
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00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,814
Ты мне скажешь правду?
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00:19:10,894 --> 00:19:14,623
Рейч, ну нельзя выглядеть толстой
на рентгене.
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00:19:16,079 --> 00:19:20,856
А теперь постой тут
и подумай, что ты наделал!
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00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:24,919
- Это утка!
- Это плохая утка!
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00:19:27,247 --> 00:19:30,048
Ну, как всё прошло вечером, Росс?
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00:19:30,991 --> 00:19:32,350
Что прошло? Что прошло?
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00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:35,518
Ничего. Просто прошло в музее.
Пошли.
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00:19:35,598 --> 00:19:37,145
Осторожно.
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00:19:38,286 --> 00:19:43,063
Теперь, когда вернёшься, я надеюсь,
будешь помнить, что цыпа тебе не игрушка!
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00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:48,574
Что прошло?
Что такое там прошло?
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00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:53,247
Я, вроде как, должен был быть на сьёмках
для канала Дискавери вечером.
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00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:55,294
О, боже мой!
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00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,214
Росс, почему ты не сказал мне это?
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00:19:57,294 --> 00:20:00,030
Я знал,что если я скажу тебе,
ты заставишь меня уйти...
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00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:04,538
и я знал, что тебе нужен кто-то
рядом этим вечером. Давай.
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00:20:04,847 --> 00:20:07,231
- Я не могу поверить.
- Что?
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00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:10,658
Это так мило.
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00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:21,985
Тебе надо поспать.
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00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,174
Извини, что испортила тебе вечер.
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00:20:26,254 --> 00:20:28,478
Лишь бы тебе было хорошо.
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00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:32,025
Тогда увидимся завтра.
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00:20:32,126 --> 00:20:33,526
Ага. Да.
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00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:41,982
Увидимся.
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00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:55,423
А ты чего наделал?
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00:21:05,710 --> 00:21:06,878
Что вы делаете?
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00:21:06,958 --> 00:21:09,150
Купаемся.
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00:21:09,230 --> 00:21:11,455
А как же цыплёнок?
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00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:13,086
Цыплята не плавают.
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00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,095
Ты уверен?
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00:21:16,398 --> 00:21:18,458
Не знаю.
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00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,633
- Может, попробуем?
- Конечно.
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00:21:28,654 --> 00:21:31,275
Видишь, я же говорил тебе.
Они не плавают.
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00:21:31,355 --> 00:21:33,980
- Ну, дай ему минуту.
- Нет!
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00:21:35,439 --> 00:21:39,648
Всё хорошо.
Всё хорошо, малышка, малышка.
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