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Can I see the comics?
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This is the New York Times.
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Okay, may I see the comics?
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I thought you were taking
Ross to the game.
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- We are. He's meeting us here.
- No, Rachel's meeting us here!
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Come on!
They can be in the same room.
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- You should've been there last night.
- What happened now?
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Ross was hanging out at our place.
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Rachel comes over to borrow
some moisturizer from Chandler...
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How hard is it to say "something"?
Rachel came over to borrow "something. "
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Anyway, her and Ross just started
yelling at each other.
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Why was he yelling at her?
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He's the one who slept
with someone else.
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He says they were on a break
when it happened...
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... so she should've
forgiven him by now.
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He is so unreasonable! God!
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Although, I think I understand
what he means.
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Oh, my God!
This is like 60 Minutes.
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At first, you're really mad...
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... at that pharmaceutical company
for making the drug.
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And then, you just feel bad
for the people...
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... because they needed
to make their hair grow.
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You know what this is like?
It's like when my parents got divorced.
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Man, I hope Ross doesn't try
to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.
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I dreamed that Ross and Rachel were
still together. They never broke up.
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- We were all hanging out and happy.
- I had the same dream.
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- And nobody slept with the Xerox girl.
- Oh, I had the opposite dream.
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Maybe it's gonna be okay.
I mean, it's been a week.
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It never takes me more than a week
to get over a relationship.
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It's never taken you more than a shower
to get over a relationship.
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Let's go! Let's hit the road.
Let's get the show on it.
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Let me get coffee.
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I know the best coffeehouse.
And it's so close.
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- Closer than here?
- Oh, look! I found coffee!
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Okay, let's skedaddle.
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Pheebs, I'm not gonna drink
somebody's old coffee.
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Okay, Your Highness.
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"Rachel, I'm really sorry. "
"Okay, Ross. Wanna get back together?"
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"Yeah, okay. "
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Did anyone else hear that?
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The One Without the Ski Trip
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- Is he here?
- No.
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Here's your moisturizer.
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You guys are gonna love me!
Okay, check it out.
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Thursday night, five tickets.
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Calvin Klein lingerie show,
and you guys are coming with me.
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I said that out loud, right?
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Yes, it's just that
we kind of already...
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... made plans with Ross.
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Well, okay.
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Well, there you go.
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He got this new home-theater dealie,
and he wants us to check it out.
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He's really excited about it too.
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He even recorded showtimes
on his answering machine.
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- We're sorry, honey.
- It's okay.
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Rach, it's not that
we don't want to. Really.
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Are we talking models
in their underwear?
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And heels.
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Ross did ask us first,
and we set that night aside.
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Come on. If he asked you first,
it's only fair.
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- Boy, do I feel bad!
- Oh, yeah.
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Very bad.
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- Chandler, what are you doing?
- Chandler!
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- Oh, my God!
- You're smoking again?
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Well, actually, yesterday,
I was smoking again.
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Today, I'm smoking still.
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Why would you start again
after chewing all that quitting gum?
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This is just like
my parents' divorce...
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... which is when
I first started smoking.
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Weren't you 9?
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Yeah.
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I'm telling you something,
that first smoke after naptime...
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That's great.
With my luck, that's him.
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Him? Ross?
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No, Hymn 253:
"His Eyes Are on the Sparrow. "
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When my parents got divorced, I started
using humor as a defense mechanism.
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Hi. Do you guys have weekend plans?
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Because my sister says we can spend
the weekend at her cabin, skiing.
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I'm asking you first, right?
I'm playing by the rules.
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Absolutely.
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Chandler! You're smoking?
What are you doing?
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Shut up!
You're not my real mom!
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Could you close that window?
My nipples could cut glass over here.
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Wait, really?
Because mine get me out of tickets.
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Look, I just wanna say I really
appreciate you spending time with me.
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It's been a pretty hard time right now,
so I just wanna say thanks.
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Can somebody else hug him?
I have to stay by the window.
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Hey, how about this weekend,
we have a laser-disc marathon, okay?
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And maybe a tournament
on my new dartboard?
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What do you think?
Two days of darts! Lt'll be great!
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- It'll be great for next weekend.
- No, this weekend, guys.
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It'll be great for next weekend.
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I mean, "It'll be great. "
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What's going on?
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We're sort of invited to go skiing.
You know, Rachel's sister's cabin?
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So, for the whole weekend?
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We're really sorry,
but she did ask us first.
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That's okay.
If you all have to go away...
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... for the first weekend
I'm alone by myself...
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... then I totally, totally understand.
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I can stay. I'm gonna stay.
The last time I went skiing...
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... I was afraid to jump off the chair
lift. I just went round and round.
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We need you to drive us there
in your grandmother's cab.
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- But you know what? I'll stay.
- No, I'll stay. He's my brother.
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What, a "pity stay"?
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We're gonna have fun!
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We can make fudge.
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"Pity food"?
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You know what?
I don't need any of you to stay.
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Nobody stays.
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Well, then, I might as well
offer to stay.
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- Does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
- You think he's still mad at us?
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He's probably more mad since
you called him to borrow his goggles.
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What? Mine aren't tinted.
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- Chandler!
- What?
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What does the sign say?
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"Beam me up, Jesus. "
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The "No smoking" sign.
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There's no smoking
in my grandmother's cab.
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Well, then, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Oh, please!
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No unscheduled stops.
You can go when we stop for gas.
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There's a rest stop right up there.
Come on, I really have to go!
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Oh, now I have to go!
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Here we go.
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- Brace yourself!
- What?
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- Aren't you gonna go?
- No, thanks.
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Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
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They never have any paper in there.
So my rule is, "No tissue, no tushy. "
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Well, if everybody's going...
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- Don't close it! The keys are in there!
- Oh, no, no, no!
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- What's going on?
- My lighter's in there!
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Damn! The tailpipe's
not hot enough to light this.
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Relax. I can open this.
Anybody got a coat hanger?
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Oh, I do.
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No, I took it out of my shirt
when I put it on this morning.
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So if your parents hadn't divorced...
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... you'd be able to answer a question
like a normal person?
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Look, I just need a wire something
to jimmy it.
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One of you give me
your bra underwire.
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What?!
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Come on!
Who has the biggest boobs?
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Whoever has the biggest boobs,
has the biggest bra and wire.
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- No!
- It's too expensive!
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To get back in the car,
we need that wire.
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Your call.
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Okay. Monica's are the biggest.
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These tiny little non-breasts?
Please! Gotta be Rachel.
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What? No, mine are deceptively small.
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I mean, I actually sometimes
stuff my bra.
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Well, then, your bra would
still be big.
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No, I stuff outside the bra.
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Ladies, let's just compromise, okay?
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Phoebe, Rachel,
take off Monica's bra.
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All right, forget it, never mind.
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- You can have mine.
- Thank you.
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Chandler, what are you doing?
There is a trash can right there.
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I thought if I littered, that crying
Indian might come by and save us.
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Okay. There.
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Wow. Thank you, Phoebe.
That is very generous.
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Okay. Now let's decide
who has the nicest ass.
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And there you go!
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Chandler.
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Well, at least let me smoke it
to the good part!
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Okay.
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Oh, no.
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- What?
- What? What's going on?
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Yeah, this has happened before.
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- So you know how to fix it?
- Yep. Put more gas in.
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Hi. What are you doing here?
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I was wondering,
when you and I split up...
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... did you get the tape that was
half the last episode of M. A. S. H...
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... and half the hostages coming home?
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Yeah, but now it's Susan and me in
Mexico and the hostages coming home.
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- Where's Ben?
- He's sleeping.
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- Is this a bad time?
- Yeah, actually.
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Susan's gonna be here any minute.
It's kind of an anniversary.
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I thought you guys
got married in January.
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- Different kind of anniversary.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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So anyway...
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Candles, champagne.
Yeah, anniversaries are great...
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... because love lasts forever,
you know?
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Nothing like it in this lifetime.
Money in the bank.
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So Rachel and I broke up.
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- God, Ross, I am so sorry.
- Yeah.
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You know what?
I wanna talk about this so much...
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... when we can really get into it.
You free for dinner tomorrow?
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- Yeah. I'd love that.
- Me too.
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I guess it all started
when Rachel got this new job.
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- Okay. Yeah. Triple-A can pick us up.
- Good.
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- What town are we near?
- Fremont.
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- Westmont. Westberg?
- Okay. Why are you answering?
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- Do you know what route we're on?
- We are definitely on Route 27.
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Okay. We are at a rest stop
on Route 27.
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00:13:03,942 --> 00:13:06,047
Okay. There is no Route 27.
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- Okay. Either 93 or 76.
- I don't know. I'm sorry.
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I always slept in the back
when we drove here.
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Can you just send someone up and down
76 and check every rest stop?
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And also 93?
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Okay. Yeah. No, they don't do that.
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Okay. Somebody will come and save us.
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Who? Have you seen a car in the last
hour and a half? We should call Ross.
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- He can get a car to pick us up.
- No! I am not getting in a car with Ross!
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We will just have to live here.
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- But it's cold.
- I'm not getting in a car with him.
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- Think of something else.
- Good. Joey and Chandler are back!
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- So the "going for help" went well?
- Yeah.
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Smokey Joe here got halfway
to the highway and collapsed.
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I have the lung capacity
of a 2-year-old.
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- Then why are you smoking?
- Well, it's very unsettling.
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Right? I mean,
it's pretty unbelievable.
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I mean, they just took off,
without even looking back.
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00:14:13,766 --> 00:14:18,588
You know, I don't need them. I've got
you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
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Susan will be so pleased.
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Seven-one-seven?
Where's 717?
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- You have more for Susan, right?
- No, but that's okay.
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I'll just put out pickles
or something.
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- Ross, thank God!
- Pheebs?
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Why are you whispering?
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I ate a bug.
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00:14:46,502 --> 00:14:50,910
Hey, Rach! The tampons here are only
a penny. Let's stock up.
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We ran out of gas and don't know where
we are, so we can't get a tow truck.
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Now you want a favor?
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Yes, please.
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I'm sorry your car
broke down, Pheebs...
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... but I'm busy with some
real friends right now.
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00:15:06,022 --> 00:15:08,924
Please call to let me know
you got home safely.
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Hang on a second. Take my car.
Go pick up your friends.
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No, I won't pick them up.
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We both know you'll do it
because you're not a jerk.
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So you can sulk here, then go pick them
up, or save time and sulk in the car.
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- Rachel doesn't...
- I'm sorry Rachel dumped you for Mark...
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... and you're innocent. But don't punish
your friends for what Rachel did to you.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Phoebe, hang on. Ross wants
to tell you something. What?
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You slept with someone else?
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We were on a break! Okay?
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We were... We were... Yeah.
Where are you? I'll find you.
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- You slept with another woman?
- Oh, you're one to talk.
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Okay, done.
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00:16:03,366 --> 00:16:05,024
What's "pleh"?
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00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:10,719
That's "help" spelled backwards so that
the helicopters can read it from the air.
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00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:15,329
What's "dufus" spelled backwards?
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Car! Car!
247
00:16:22,118 --> 00:16:24,736
Oh, it's Ross on one of his drives!
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00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,341
- Hey!
- Hey!
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00:16:26,534 --> 00:16:30,330
- What is he doing here?
- He is saving your butt.
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Unless I'm stepping on some toes,
in which case I could just mosey on.
251
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I've got plenty of people
to help on the interstate.
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- We need your help, please!
- Fine! Fine!
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00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,669
- Hey.
- Hey.
254
00:16:45,478 --> 00:16:49,057
Oh, no! Now it's
not gonna make any sense.
255
00:16:50,534 --> 00:16:54,756
You guys, what do we do about Ross?
He drove all the way up here.
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Just send him back,
and we're gonna go skiing?
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00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,228
This is horrible.
It's just horrible.
258
00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:03,237
You think we should
ask Ross to come along?
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00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:06,430
What about Rachel?
How are we gonna even ask her?
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00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:08,419
Ask me what?
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00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:13,793
If it might be okay if
Ross came skiing?
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00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,739
- No, I wasn't gonna ask that.
- I wasn't.
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00:17:18,310 --> 00:17:21,344
You guys are unbelievable.
No, he cannot come!
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00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,811
- Excuse me?
- It's horrible!
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00:17:24,006 --> 00:17:28,795
Oh, please? Can't I come
to your special, magical cabin?
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00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:32,543
Why would you even want to come?
You're a horrible skier.
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Hitting me where it hurts!
My ski skills!
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- Here we go again.
- I can't handle this.
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I can handle it.
"Handle" is my middle name.
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Actually, it's the middle part
of my first name.
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- All right, Pheebs, your cab's ready.
- All right. Let's go.
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- You're welcome.
- I'm sorry.
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00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:56,062
Were you speaking to me,
or sleeping with someone else?
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We were on a break!
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00:17:58,246 --> 00:18:01,661
Why don't you just put that
on your answering machine?
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It's valid, and I'm not the only one
who thinks so. Monica agrees with me.
277
00:18:06,662 --> 00:18:10,307
- What?
- I don't know.
278
00:18:11,078 --> 00:18:15,812
- You said it last night.
- What I said was that I understood.
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00:18:16,006 --> 00:18:19,203
- Joey is the one who agreed with you.
- Okay.
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Really, Joey?
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00:18:22,150 --> 00:18:23,557
What?
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00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:27,165
You know what?
There is no right or wrong here.
283
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:32,318
- I think it's obvious who's wrong here.
- Obviously not to Joey.
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00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,931
What?
285
00:18:36,358 --> 00:18:41,093
- Joey and Monica feel the way I do!
- You and this "innocent puppy" act!
286
00:18:41,285 --> 00:18:43,293
Guess who I am?
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00:18:46,118 --> 00:18:49,085
All right. You know what?
I can't even...
288
00:18:49,286 --> 00:18:53,028
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
289
00:18:53,222 --> 00:18:55,491
Look what you're doing to Chandler!
290
00:18:58,694 --> 00:19:02,622
Look. We know that this is really,
really hard for you guys.
291
00:19:02,822 --> 00:19:05,724
You know... You don't have
to love each other.
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00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:09,242
You don't even have to like
each other much right now.
293
00:19:09,446 --> 00:19:12,512
But please, find a way
to be around each other.
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00:19:12,710 --> 00:19:14,783
And not put us in the middle.
295
00:19:14,982 --> 00:19:19,292
Yeah. I mean, otherwise, that's just it
for us hanging out together.
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00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:21,860
You know? Is that what you want?
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00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,564
Can you be civil?
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00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:30,111
- Yeah.
- I can.
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00:19:30,790 --> 00:19:35,525
Good. Let's get back in the car. It's
freezing, and my chest is unsupported.
300
00:19:36,517 --> 00:19:41,057
Wait a second! I mean, what are
we doing? Who's going with who?
301
00:19:44,293 --> 00:19:46,944
Look, you guys should go.
302
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:51,036
No. You know,
you planned this all out, and...
303
00:19:51,910 --> 00:19:54,976
... I don't wanna ruin it.
So you should just go.
304
00:19:55,174 --> 00:19:59,516
- You drove all the way up here.
- I've got to take the car back anyway.
305
00:19:59,718 --> 00:20:03,198
I'm spending all day tomorrow
with Ben. It's fine, okay?
306
00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:05,950
Just go. No guilt. I promise.
307
00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:08,957
Thank you.
308
00:20:11,046 --> 00:20:13,053
We'll call you when we get back.
309
00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:16,123
Maybe we can, like,
go to a movie or something.
310
00:20:16,325 --> 00:20:18,365
Or the rodeo!
311
00:20:19,205 --> 00:20:21,572
- That would be great.
- Okay.
312
00:20:22,662 --> 00:20:26,109
I was being Shelley Winters
from The Poseidon Adventure.
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00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:29,407
I know.
314
00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:38,624
Bye!
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00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:03,584
- Ross.
- Hi. Sorry I'm late.
316
00:21:03,781 --> 00:21:05,920
- Were you sleeping?
- No.
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00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:08,419
Oh, great, because...
318
00:21:09,062 --> 00:21:12,477
I had to get you a new battery.
I got the best I could.
319
00:21:12,678 --> 00:21:15,361
- That's not where you wanna skimp.
- You're a genius.
320
00:21:15,558 --> 00:21:19,748
It came to about $ 112. But what
the hell? Just call it an even 110?
321
00:21:19,941 --> 00:21:22,308
Okay. I'll pay you
tomorrow, Ross. Bye!
322
00:21:22,502 --> 00:21:28,001
So they all took off. It was pretty hard
watching them go, you know?
323
00:21:28,198 --> 00:21:29,375
Yeah, okay. Bye.
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00:21:33,414 --> 00:21:35,869
So I'm gonna take off, then.
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Можно, я посмотрю комиксы?
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00:00:06,367 --> 00:00:07,894
Это же "Нью-Йорк таймс".
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00:00:09,088 --> 00:00:11,095
Ладно, можно, я посмотрю комиксы?
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Ребята!
Я думала, что вы взяли Росса на игру.
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- Да, это так, мы тут встречаемся.
- Нет, мы с Рейчел тут встречаемся!
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Да ладно!
Они же могут находиться вместе.
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- Да, вам надо было прийти к нам вчера.
- А что случилось?
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00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,305
Росс проторчал весь день у нас.
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00:00:25,504 --> 00:00:29,620
Рейчел зашла одолжить
увлажнительный крем у Чендлера.
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Что, трудно было сказать "кое-что"?
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Ладно, Рейчел зашла одолжить ...
"кое-что".
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Вобщем, она с Россом стали
просто орать друг на друга.
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Он - то чего на неё орал?
Он же переспал с кем-то другим.
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Он говорит, что они были в разлуке,
когда это произошло...
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...так что она должна сейчас
его простить.
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Он такой нелогичный! Боже!
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Хотя, я понимаю, что он имеет в виду.
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О, боже мой!
Это как 60 минут...
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...когда ты злишься на фармацевтическую
кампанию, сделавшую лекарство.
20
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А потом, ты просто жалеешь
людей, потому что...
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00:01:03,648 --> 00:01:06,135
...им нужно было
отрастить волосы.
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Знаете, это похоже на то, когда
мои родители развелись.
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Ой, я надеюсь, что Росс не станет
меня похищать после Скаутов-волчат.
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Я видела во сне, что Росс и Рейчел
ещё не расстались.
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И мы все вместе тусовались
и были счастливы.
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У меня был такой же сон.
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- И никто не спал с девкой из копировальни.
- О, у меня был противоположный сон.
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Может, всё образуется.
Ведь прошла всего неделя.
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На разрушение отношений никогда
не уходит больше недели.
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Тебе на разрушение отношений уходит
меньше, чем принять душ.
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Ну вот! Пошли! Давай пойдём.
Мы тебе всё покажем.
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Дайте мне хоть кофе выпить.
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Я знаю лучшую кофейню.
И она тут рядом.
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Ближе, чем здесь?
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О, смотри! Я нашла кофе!
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Ладно, полетели.
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Да не буду я пить чей-то старый кофе.
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Хорошо, Ваше Величество.
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"Рейчел, я очень сожалею."
"Ладно, Росс. Давай опять сойдёмся?"
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00:02:08,832 --> 00:02:09,726
"Да, ладно."
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Кто-нибудь ещё это слышал?
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Сезон 3, серия 17.
Та, без лыжного катания.
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00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:20,580
Русские субтитры:
Dais 2010.
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00:03:10,624 --> 00:03:11,738
- Он здесь?
- Нет.
45
00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:14,363
Вот, твой увлажнитель.
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Ребята, вы меня полюбите!
Вот, смотрите:
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Четверг вечером, пять билетов.
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Келвин Кляйн,.. показ белья,..
и вы, ребята, идёте со мной.
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00:03:29,535 --> 00:03:31,810
Я сказала вслух, так?
50
00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:35,296
Да, просто похоже,
что у нас уже...
51
00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:37,364
...есть планы с Россом.
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Ну, ладно.
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00:03:41,983 --> 00:03:43,031
Ну, чтож...
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Просто он заимел домашний кинозал
на денёк...
55
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...и хотел, чтобы мы заценили.
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00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:49,397
Он тоже этого ждёт.
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Он даже записывает передачи
на свой ответчик.
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- Извини, дорогая.
- О, всё нормально.
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Рейч, это не значит, что
мы не хотим. Правда.
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00:03:58,751 --> 00:04:02,313
Мы говорим про моделей
в нижнем белье?
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00:04:02,816 --> 00:04:04,412
И в чулках.
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00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:10,486
Росс первый предложил,
и мы тот вечер отложили.
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Да ладно. Раз уж он первый предложил,
то всё честно.
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00:04:17,055 --> 00:04:19,706
О, блин, как мне гадко!
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Очень гадко.
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- Чендлер, что ты делаешь?
- Чендлер!
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О, боже мой!
68
00:04:27,072 --> 00:04:28,448
Ты опять куришь?
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00:04:28,544 --> 00:04:31,197
Ну,.. вобще-то,..
это вчера я "опять" курил.
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00:04:31,327 --> 00:04:33,271
Сегодня я курю "ещё".
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00:04:33,631 --> 00:04:37,244
Почему ты опять начал, после всех
этих жвачек для бросания?
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00:04:37,375 --> 00:04:40,028
Всё похоже на тот момент,
когда мои родители развелись...
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...а именно тогда я впервые закурил.
74
00:04:43,455 --> 00:04:45,416
А тебе тогда не было 9?
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00:04:47,416 --> 00:04:48,816
Да.
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00:04:50,431 --> 00:04:55,008
Говорю вам, что это первая
сигаретка после тихого часа...
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00:04:56,287 --> 00:04:58,427
Так, прекрасно.
Как мне попёрло, это он.
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Он? Росс?
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00:05:00,163 --> 00:05:05,076
Нет, "Он" - стих 253 от Иоанна:
"И Он узрел ворбья."
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00:05:05,503 --> 00:05:09,693
Когда мои родители развелись, я стал
использовать юмор как защитный механизм.
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00:05:12,575 --> 00:05:15,261
Привет! Ребята, а у вас есть
планы на выходные?
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00:05:15,391 --> 00:05:20,444
А то моя сестра говорит, что мы можем
провести выходные на её даче с лыжами.
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Я первая вам предложила, так?
Я играю по правилам.
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00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:26,203
Абсолютно.
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00:05:26,303 --> 00:05:29,172
Чендлер! Ты куришь?
Что ты делаешь?
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00:05:29,407 --> 00:05:31,480
Эй! Заткнись!
Ты не моя настоящая мама!
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Можешь закрыть окно, Чендлер?
Мои соски уже могут порезать стекло!
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00:05:44,575 --> 00:05:48,663
Правда? А то мои вечно
протыкают мои билеты.
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00:05:49,663 --> 00:05:54,585
Слушайте, я просто хочу сказать, что очень
ценю то, что вы проводите время со мной.
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00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:58,748
Сейчас очень трудное время,
и я просто хочу вас поблагодарить.
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Кто-нибудь, обнимите его.
Я ведь должен оставаться возле окна.
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00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:09,021
Как насчёт лазер-дискового марафона
на эти выходные, хорошо?
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00:06:09,183 --> 00:06:12,285
А может турнира на моей
новой...
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00:06:13,215 --> 00:06:15,682
...доске для дартс! Что думаете?
95
00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:18,809
Два дня дарртс? Будет здоррово!
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Будет здорово на следующие выходные.
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На эти выходные, ребята.
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Будет здорово на следующие выходные.
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Я в смысле: "Будет здоррово".
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Что происходит?
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Мы, вроде как, приглашены кататься
на лыжах. Знаешь, дача сестры Рейчел?
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Что, на все выходные?
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Мы очень сожалеем,
но она первая предложила.
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Всё нормально. Раз уж вам всем
надо уезжать...
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...на эти выходные побуду
один одинёшенек...
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...это я всё понимаю.
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Я могу остаться. Я останусь.
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В последний раз там,
я боялась спрыгнуть с подъёмника.
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Так и каталась по кругу туда-обратно.
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00:07:05,343 --> 00:07:08,509
Фибс. Ты нужна нам, чтобы привезти
нас в таксишке твоей бабушки.
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00:07:08,607 --> 00:07:13,147
- А знаете что? Я останусь.
- Нет, я останусь. Он мой брат.
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Что за остануськи из жалости?
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Нет, будем веселиться!
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Замесим стряпню.
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Жалостливая еда?
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Знаете что? Всё нормально.
Не надо вам оставаться.
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Никто не остаётся.
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Ну, тогда и я тоже предложу
остаться.
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Кому-то ещё обидно за Росса?
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Думаешь, он ещё злится?
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Он, наверное, больше злится, чем тогда,
когда ты хотел одолжить его очки.
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Что? Мои-то не были крашеные.
123
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Чендлер!
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Что?
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Что означает этот знак?
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"Озари меня, Исус."
127
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Нет, знак "Не курить".
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В таксишке моей бабушки не курят.
129
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Ну, тогда мне нужно в туалет.
130
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О, пожалуйста!
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Никаких незапланированных остановок.
Сможешь выйти, когда будем заправляться.
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Вон, место для остановок, там.
Да ладно тебе, мне правда надо выйти!
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О, теперь я должен идти!
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Ну вот.
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- Осторожно!
- Что?
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- Ты не пойдёшь?
- Нет, спасибо.
137
00:08:45,055 --> 00:08:48,241
Рейчел никогда не писает
в общественных уборных.
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00:08:48,415 --> 00:08:50,424
Там никогда нет бумаги.
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Моё правило такое:
Нет бумажечки, - нету ляжечки.
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Ну, если все пошли...
141
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Не закрывай!
Ключи внутри!
142
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- Что случилось?
- Моя зажигалка внутри!
143
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Чёрт! Глушителя не хватает,
чтобы зажечь это.
144
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Я могу открыть её.
У кого-нибудь есть вешалка?
145
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О, у меня!
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О! Нет, минутку,.. я её вынул из рубашки,
когда одевался утром.
147
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А вот если бы твои родители не развелись...
148
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...ты мог бы тогда ответить на вопрос
как нормальный человек?
149
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Слушайте, мне нужно что-то
типа провода, чтоб отомкнуть её.
150
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Одна из вас, дайте мне проволоку
из вашего лифчика.
151
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Давайте!
У кого самые большие сиськи?
152
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У кого больше сиськи, у того
больше лифчик и проволока.
153
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- Нет!
- Он слишком дорогой!
154
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Если хотите попасть в машину,
нам нужна эта проволока.
155
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Предложения?
156
00:10:02,271 --> 00:10:04,048
У Моники самые большие.
157
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Эти малюсенькие не-грудки?
Бросьте! Должно быть у Рейчел.
158
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Нет, мои несравненно малы.
159
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Я в смысле,.. я иногда подкладываю
в свой лифчик.
160
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Ну, тогда твой лифчик всё равно
будет большой.
161
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Нет, я подкладываю снаружи
лифчика.
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Девушки, давайте определимся, ладно?
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Фиби, Рейчел,
снимайте лифчик с Моники.
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Хорошо, хватит, достаточно.
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- Можешь взять мой.
- Спасибо.
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00:10:36,671 --> 00:10:40,073
Что ты делаешь?
Вот же стоит урна.
167
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Я думал, я насорю, тогда к нам подскочит
кричащий индеец и спасёт нас.
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Вот.
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Спасибо, Фиби.
Это очень, очень великодушно.
170
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А теперь, давайте решим,
у кого наикрасивейшая попа.
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И вот, всё готово!
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Ну, дайте мне хоть покурить
раз уж всё так хорошо!
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О, нет.
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- Что происходит?
- Что?
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Да, такое уже случалось.
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- Значит, ты знаешь, как это починить?
- Да. Залить туда бензина.
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Привет, что ты тут делаешь?
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Я вот думаю, когда мы с тобой
разделили всё...
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...не у тебя ли осталась кассета с
половиной последнего эпизода "Лазарета"...
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...и половиной заложников, идущих домой?
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Да.
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Но сейчас там Сьюзен и я в Мексике
и половина заложников идёт домой.
183
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А где Бен?
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Он спит.
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Разве уже пора спать?
186
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Уже да.
Сьюзен придёт с минуты на минуту.
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У нас, вроде, годовщина.
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Я думал, что вы, ребята,
поженились в январе.
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Другого рода годовщина.
190
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Так что...
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Свечи, шампанское...
192
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Да, годовщины великолепны...
193
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...ведь любовь длится вечно.
Ты же знаешь?
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Ничего подобного в жизни не бывает.
Деньги только в банк.
195
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Вот и Рейчел и я расстались.
196
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Боже, Росс, я так сожалею!
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Знаешь что?
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Я очень хотела бы поговорить
об этом...
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...но только тогда, когда это будет реально.
200
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- Ты свободен пообедать завтра вечером?
- Я - с удовольствием.
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Я тоже.
202
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Полагаю, что всё началось, когда
Рейчел нашла эту новую работу.
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Из "Тройного А" нас смогут подобрать.
204
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,926
Какой город у нас рядом?
205
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Фримонт.
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00:12:54,143 --> 00:12:55,517
Вестмонт.
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00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:56,763
Вестберг?
208
00:12:56,959 --> 00:12:58,981
Почему вы отвечаете?
209
00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:01,660
Вы знаете на каком шоссе
мы находимся?
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00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,792
Мы точно на шоссе 27.
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Мы на остановке на шоссе 27.
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Тут нет шоссе 27.
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00:13:09,886 --> 00:13:12,408
- Только 93 или 76.
- Я не знаю.
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Я всегда спала сзади,
когда мы ехали сюда.
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Могли бы вы послать кого-нибудь
по 76, проверить все остановки?
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И ещё по 93?
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Нет, так они не делают.
218
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Кто-то должен прийти и спасти нас.
219
00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:35,327
Кто? Вы заметили хоть одну машину
за последние полтора часа?
220
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Нам надо позвонить Россу.
Может, он может взять машину и спасти нас.
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Я не сяду в машину с Россом!
222
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Тогда нам придётся...
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...жить здесь.
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- Но тут так холодно.
- Нет!
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Я не сяду в машину с ним.
Придумайте что-то другое.
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Джоуи и Чендлер вернулись!
227
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Ну, "поход за помощью" удался?
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Курилка Джо дошёл до половины пути
и сломался.
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У моих лёгких объём как у
двухлетнего ребёнка.
230
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Тогда почему ты куришь?
231
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Это очень раздражает.
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00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:13,373
Правда? Я думаю,
это совсем невероятно.
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00:14:13,471 --> 00:14:17,453
Они просто ушли,
даже не оглянувшись.
234
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Мне они не нужны.
Теперь вы, ребята, мне стали друзьями.
235
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:22,698
Ты и Сьюзен.
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Сьюзен будет очень польщена.
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00:14:27,038 --> 00:14:28,633
Семь-один-семь?
238
00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,695
Где это - 717?
239
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,938
У тебя они ещё припасены
для Сьюзен, так?
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Нет, но это ничего.
241
00:14:36,671 --> 00:14:39,691
Я поставлю огурцы
или ещё чего-нибудь.
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- Росс, слава богу!
- Фибс?
243
00:14:45,247 --> 00:14:47,076
Почему ты шепчешь?
244
00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:49,520
Я сьела жука.
245
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Эй, Рейч! А тут тампоны всего
по пенсу.
246
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Давай наберём!
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У нас кончился бензин, мы не знаем,
где находимся и не можем вызвать аварийку.
248
00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,654
А сейчас вам нужно одолжение?
249
00:15:02,751 --> 00:15:03,647
Да, пожалуйста.
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Я сожалею, что сломалась твоя
машина, Фибс...
251
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...но я сейчас занят с моими настоящими
друзьями.
252
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Но пожалуста, позвоните мне,
когда доберётесь до дома.
253
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Фиби, погоди секундочку.
254
00:15:14,686 --> 00:15:16,379
Возьми мою машину.
Съезди за своими друзьями.
255
00:15:16,479 --> 00:15:18,139
Нет, я за ними не поеду.
256
00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:21,240
Мы оба знаем, что поедешь,
ты же не последний козёл.
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Ты можешь ещё побухтеть тут полчаса,
а потом съездить за ними...
258
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...или не терять время и побухтеть
в машине. - Рейчел не...
259
00:15:27,487 --> 00:15:29,959
Сожалею, что Рейчел бросила тебя
ради любви того Марка...
260
00:15:30,259 --> 00:15:32,280
...а ты бедный, несчастный весь такой.
261
00:15:32,447 --> 00:15:35,998
Но ты не будешь наказывать друзей
за то, что сделала Рейчел.
262
00:15:37,439 --> 00:15:39,084
Да, ты права.
263
00:15:39,198 --> 00:15:41,884
Фиби, погоди.
Росс хочет кое-что сказать.
264
00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:42,979
Что?
265
00:15:43,071 --> 00:15:45,598
Ты переспал с кем-то ещё?
266
00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:48,555
Мы были в разлуке!
267
00:15:49,502 --> 00:15:51,151
Мы были...
268
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:54,682
Где вы? Я вас разыщу.
269
00:15:54,846 --> 00:15:56,320
Ты переспал с другой женщиной?
270
00:15:56,478 --> 00:15:59,534
О, кто бы говорил-то.
271
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Всё, готово!
272
00:16:07,071 --> 00:16:08,965
Что это за "етигомоп"?
273
00:16:09,087 --> 00:16:11,292
Это "помогите" наоборот...
274
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:14,924
...чтобы вертолёты смогли прочитать
это с воздуха.
275
00:16:16,511 --> 00:16:20,580
А как будет "тупенький", если читать
наоборот?
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00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,000
Машина! Машина!
277
00:16:25,886 --> 00:16:29,474
Это Росс на одном из своих аппаратов!
278
00:16:30,143 --> 00:16:32,065
Что он здесь делает?
279
00:16:32,190 --> 00:16:34,079
Он спасает твою попу.
280
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:36,378
Если, конечно это не будет
тебе давить на мозоль...
281
00:16:36,479 --> 00:16:38,335
...а если это так, то я могу
просто откланятся.
282
00:16:38,462 --> 00:16:40,929
У меня хватает людей, нуждающихся
в помощи на дороге.
283
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- Да, ладно!
- Нам нужна твоя помощь!
284
00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:45,606
Хорошо! Хорошо!
285
00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:52,731
О, нет! Теперь всё на смарку!.
286
00:16:54,239 --> 00:16:55,682
Ребята...
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00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:58,881
...что будем делать с Россом?
Он ехал сюда в такую даль!
288
00:16:59,039 --> 00:17:01,277
Просто отправим его обратно,
а сами поедем кататься на лыжах?
289
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:04,421
Это ужасно.
Это просто ужасно.
290
00:17:04,798 --> 00:17:06,971
Может, предложить Россу ехать с нами?
291
00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:10,038
А как насчёт Рейчел?
Как мы ЕЙ это предложим?
292
00:17:10,271 --> 00:17:11,798
Что мне предложите?
293
00:17:14,463 --> 00:17:17,546
Может Росс тоже с нами поедет
кататься?
294
00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:20,296
Нет, я не это хотел спросить.
295
00:17:21,983 --> 00:17:25,017
Это невероятно.
Нет, он не поедет!
296
00:17:25,150 --> 00:17:27,523
- Извините?
- Это пугает!
297
00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:32,477
О, пожалуйста! Могу я поехать
в твою особую, волшебную дачу?
298
00:17:32,670 --> 00:17:36,316
Тебе-то чего туда ехать, Росс?
Ты же плохо стоишь на лыжах.
299
00:17:36,478 --> 00:17:39,297
Ударила в самую больную точку!
Мои лыжные способности!
300
00:17:40,158 --> 00:17:41,338
Опять начинается.
301
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:43,097
Я не могу этого больше выносить, ребята.
302
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:45,435
Я могу это выносить.
"Выносить" моё второе имя.
303
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:50,081
Хотя на самом деле это средняя часть
моего первого имени.
304
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,631
Всё, Фибс, твоя таксишка готова.
305
00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:54,179
Поехали.
306
00:17:54,623 --> 00:17:55,484
Пожалуйста.
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00:17:55,678 --> 00:18:00,124
Извини. Ты говоришь со мной,
или спишь с кем-то другим?
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00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:01,755
Мы были в разлуке!
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00:18:01,886 --> 00:18:05,401
Знаешь, Росс...
Запиши это себе на автоответчик.
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00:18:05,503 --> 00:18:08,220
Это так, и я не единственный,
кто так думает.
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00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:10,191
Моника согласна со мной.
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00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:11,551
Что?
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00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:13,899
Я не знаю.
314
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:16,260
Ты же говорила мне вчера.
315
00:18:16,446 --> 00:18:19,645
Я сказала, что я понимаю.
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00:18:19,806 --> 00:18:22,823
Джоуи с тобой соглашался.
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00:18:23,071 --> 00:18:25,247
Правда, Джоуи?
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00:18:25,822 --> 00:18:26,971
Что?
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00:18:27,871 --> 00:18:30,938
Знаешь, что?
Тут нет правых или неправых.
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00:18:31,038 --> 00:18:33,527
Я думаю, это очевидно,
кто тут неправ.
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00:18:33,631 --> 00:18:35,640
Очевидно, что не Джоуи.
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00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,188
Что?
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00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:44,557
- Джоуи и Моника чувствуют то же, что и я!
- Ты только посмотри, какой он невинный!
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00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:47,199
Эй, угадайте, кто я?
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00:18:56,862 --> 00:18:59,897
Посмотрите, что вы сделали с Чендлером!
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00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:06,404
Слушайте. Мы знаем, что это очень - очень
тяжело для вас, ребята.
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00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:09,176
Вы не обязаны любить друг друга.
328
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,791
Вы даже не должны особо нравиться
друг другу сейчас.
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00:19:12,990 --> 00:19:15,707
Но, пожалуйста, найдите способ хотя бы
находиться рядом друг с другом.
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И не ставить нас между.
331
00:19:18,622 --> 00:19:23,511
Иначе, я точно говорю, это будет
концом наших совместных развлечений.
332
00:19:23,646 --> 00:19:25,656
Вы этого хотите?
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00:19:27,422 --> 00:19:29,382
Вы можете потерпеть?
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00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:33,574
Я могу.
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00:19:34,527 --> 00:19:37,344
Хорошо, тогда давайте, все обратно
в машину. А то холодно...
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00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,561
...а моя грудь без поддержки.
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00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:41,338
Погодите секундочку!
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00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:44,487
Я не понял, что делаем?
Кто с кем поедет?
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00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,616
Слушайте, ребята, езжайте.
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00:19:51,678 --> 00:19:54,180
Знаете, вы же всё это планировали...
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00:19:55,582 --> 00:19:58,138
...а я только всё испорчу.
Так что езжайте.
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00:19:58,302 --> 00:20:00,277
Ты ехал сюда так далеко.
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00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:02,715
В любом случае я должен
отдать машину.
344
00:20:02,879 --> 00:20:05,082
Завтра весь день
я проведу с Беном.
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00:20:05,182 --> 00:20:09,241
Всё прекрасно, ясно? Просто езжайте.
Без обид, я обещаю.
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00:20:11,198 --> 00:20:12,294
Спасибо.
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00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,320
Мы позвоним тебе, когда вернёмся.
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00:20:16,671 --> 00:20:19,737
Может, мы сможем типа,
сходить в кино или ещё куда.
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00:20:19,966 --> 00:20:21,728
Или на родео!
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00:20:23,326 --> 00:20:24,974
Это было бы здорово.
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00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:29,836
Я был бы Шелли Винтерс
из приключений Посейдона.
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00:20:31,550 --> 00:20:32,746
Я знаю.
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00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:41,621
Пока!
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00:21:06,302 --> 00:21:07,929
Извини, что так поздно.
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00:21:08,159 --> 00:21:09,339
Ты уже спала?
356
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,340
Нет.
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00:21:10,494 --> 00:21:12,123
О, прекрасно.
358
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:16,253
Мне пришлось купить тебе аккумулятор.
Я купил самый лучший.
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00:21:16,382 --> 00:21:18,239
На таких вещах лучше не жаться.
360
00:21:18,334 --> 00:21:19,514
Ты гений, Росс.
361
00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,153
Вышло около 112 $.
362
00:21:21,278 --> 00:21:23,780
Да, к чёрту,
округлим до 110?
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00:21:24,927 --> 00:21:26,969
Я тебе завтра заплачу. Пока!
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00:21:27,103 --> 00:21:29,537
И вот, они все уехали.
365
00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:32,729
Было довольно тяжко
смотреть, как они уезжают.
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00:21:32,926 --> 00:21:34,588
Да, ладно.
Пока.
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00:21:38,302 --> 00:21:40,841
Ну тогда и я пойду уже.
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