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Hi.
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Six dollars, please.
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Six? I just had it for one night.
It's three.
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Eight o'clock's the cutoff,
and it's 8:02.
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You know, in a weird way,
you have too much power.
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You have to help me out here
because I only have three.
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I can help with that.
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Oh, my God. Richard?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Your lip went bald.
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Thanks.
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You look great!
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Right.
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No, you do. You just...
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What?
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You got panties stuck to your leg.
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That's because I was just grabbing some
things out of the dryer, and static cling.
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Or maybe it's because God knew I'd be
running into you and saw an opportunity.
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It's good to see you.
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It's good to see you too.
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The One Where Monica and
Richard are Just Friends
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See that guy?
He's in classics now...
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... but as soon as we leave,
he's going straight to the porn.
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He'll go up to the counter with Citizen
Kane, Vertigo and Clockwork Orgy.
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This is nice. I miss this.
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- Yeah.
- Me too
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So you want to get
a hamburger or something?
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I don't know if that's a good idea.
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Look, just friends.
I won't grope you. I promise.
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I think it's too soon.
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No, it's not too soon.
I had lunch at 11:00.
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Yeah, baby!
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- What are you doing?
- Making chocolate milk. You want some?
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No, thanks. I'm 29.
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Oh, my God! I gotta go to work!
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What time do you think
you're gonna get off tonight?
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- I don't know. It could be really late.
- Come on. Not again!
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I know. I'm sorry.
I'll make a deal with you, okay?
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For every night that you're asleep
before I get home from work...
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... I will wake you up in a way that
has proved very popular in the past.
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Well, now if you need to stay late,
I want to be supportive of that.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Look at you.
Since when do you rollerblade?
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Since tomorrow.
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I met this really cute guy in the park.
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And he, like, jogs and blades
and swims, and so we made a deal.
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He's gonna teach me how
to do all sorts of jock stuff.
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And what are you gonna do for him?
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- I'm gonna let him.
- Okay.
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Cool.
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- Good morning.
- Hey.
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Somebody got in late last night.
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Yeah, well, I ran into Richard.
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When did this happen?
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Around 8:02.
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We talked for a little while, and then
we went out for an innocent burger.
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There's no such thing as
an innocent burger.
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- Are you gonna see him again?
- Tomorrow night.
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Monica, what are you doing?
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She spent the last six months
getting over him...
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... and now she's celebrating that
by going on a date with him.
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It's not a date, okay?
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I'm just gonna teach him how to make a
lasagna for some potluck dinner he has.
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You might wanna make extra, because
you'll probably be hungry after the sex.
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We're not gonna have sex.
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Okay, nothing's changed here. He still
doesn't want children, and I still do.
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So that's why we're gonna
just be friends.
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Naked friends.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Do you have any ice?
- Check the freezer.
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If there's none in there,
we're probably out.
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Are you just getting home
from work? It's late.
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Yeah, I know.
I had the greatest day, though.
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I got to sit in on a meeting
with reps from Calvin Klein.
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I told my boss I liked this line of lingerie.
She ordered a ton. How was your day?
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I discovered I'm able to count all my
teeth using just my tongue.
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Why do you have a copy of
The Shining in your freezer?
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I was reading it last night,
and I got scared, so...
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But you're safe from it
if it's in the freezer?
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Well, safer.
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I never start reading The Shining without
making sure we got room in the freezer.
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How often do you read it?
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Haven't you ever read the same book
over and over again?
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I read Little Women more than once.
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That's a classic. What's so great
about The Shining?
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The question should be, Rach, what is
not so great about The Shining?
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And the answer would be,
nothing. All right?
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This is the scariest book ever. I bet it's
way better than that classic of yours.
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We'll just see about that, okay?
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I will read The Shining,
and you will read Little Women.
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- All right, you got it.
- All right.
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Now, Rach, these little women.
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How little are they?
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I mean, are they, like, scary little?
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Chandler, Ross, this is Robert.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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You have lipstick right here.
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That's okay. It's mine.
We just kissed.
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So isn't it a bit cold out for shorts?
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Well, I'm from California.
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Right, right. Sometimes you guys
just burst into flame.
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I'm up. I'm up. I've gotten up now.
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Anybody want anything?
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- I'll have coffee.
- Me too.
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Make that three.
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Okay, Ross, why don't you come
with me?
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What is the matter with you?
What's going on?
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Robert's coming out.
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What do you mean?
What? Is he gay?
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He's coming out of his shorts.
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What?
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The man is showing brain.
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Are you sure? Hold on.
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I'm sorry, you guys.
That was a coffee and a...
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Coffee. We could write it down.
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No, no, that won't be necessary.
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- Well?
- Yeah.
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- What do we do? What do we do?
- Well, I suppose we just...
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... try to not look directly at it.
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Like an eclipse.
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When people compliment me on my
cooking tonight, what do I say?
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You say, "Thank you very much. "
And then you buy me something pretty.
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Come on, we're gonna
put our hands in this bowl...
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... and we're gonna start
squishing the tomatoes.
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This feels very weird.
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You touch people's eyeballs,
and this feels weird?
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Sure, I touch them, but I spent years
learning not to squish them.
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That's my hand.
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- Gotta keep squishing.
- The tomatoes are squishing.
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You got some on your shirt.
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Hold on one second.
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Just put a little club soda on it.
Get to it right away.
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It should do...
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... the trick.
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What?
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You've got some on your pants.
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I'll just throw them out.
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These little women!
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You're liking it?
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Oh, yeah.
Amy just burned Jo's manuscript.
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I don't see how he could forgive her.
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Jo's a girl.
It's short for Josephine.
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But Jo's got a crush on Laurie.
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You mean it's like a girl-girl thing?
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Because that is the one thing missing
from The Shining.
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No, actually, Laurie's a boy.
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No wonder Rachel had to read this
so many times.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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How'd the basketball go?
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I learned how to shoot a lay-up,
a foul shot, and a 23-pointer.
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You mean a 3-pointer?
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I get more because I'm dainty.
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So is there a phone here
I check my messages?
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Yeah, in the back.
Do you want a quarter?
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No, thanks. I always carry one
in my sock.
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What are you doing?
Get back over on your side of the...
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Hello!
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Hi, I'm Joey. We haven't met.
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Good to meet you. Robert.
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What?
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What? You guys, what is going on?
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Do you not like Robert?
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Why are you laughing?
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Calm down.
There's no reason to get testy.
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- You guys! Come on!
- We're sorry.
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We're sorry. It just seems that Robert
isn't as concealed in the shorts area...
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... as one may have hoped.
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What do you mean?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Robert, could you pass me
those cookies?
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Sure.
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So how'd the lasagna go over?
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Really? Good. So you owe me
three pretty things.
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Yeah, I've been thinking a lot
about you too.
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Well, no. It's hard,
this platonomy thing.
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It's a word.
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Yeah, I do think it's better this way.
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Yeah, we're being smart.
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Yes, I'm sure.
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You really sure?
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I'll call you back.
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So we can be friends
who sleep together.
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Absolutely. This'll just be
something we do.
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Like racquetball.
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Sounds smart and healthy to me.
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So just out of curiosity...
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... do you currently have
any other racquetball buddies?
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Just your dad.
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Although that's actually racquetball.
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You know, I do have a blind date...
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... with my sister's neighbor
next Tuesday.
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Do you want me to cancel it?
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No!
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No, because if you did,
that means you'd be canceling for me.
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- And we're just friends.
- Exactly.
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Hey.
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Hey. Don't sit down!
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- Ready to go to the batting cage?
- Yeah, you bet. And first, here's a gift.
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Stretchy pants?
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Those are the greatest things
in the world!
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If I were you, I'd wear them
every day, every day!
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Jeez, thank you.
Really, that's so nice.
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But, to be honest,
I don't think I can wear these.
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They're so tight.
I'd feel like I'm on display.
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I'm sorry.
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That's all right. I'll figure...
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Hey.
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- How's it going?
- Good.
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Hey, Rach, how you doing
with The Shining?
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Danny just went into room 217.
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The next part's the best!
When that dead lady in the bathtub...
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No! Come on, you're gonna ruin it!
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All right, I'll talk in code.
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Remember when the kid sees
those two blanks in the hallway?
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Yeah, that's very cool.
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All blank and no blank makes
blank a blank-blank.
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No, the end! When Jack almost kills
them all with that blank...
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... but in the last
second they get away.
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Joey, I can't believe
you just did that.
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I can't believe she cracked your code.
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All right. Okay. Laurie proposes
to Jo, and she says no...
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... even though she's still in love with
him. And then he ends up marrying Amy.
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Hey, mine was by accident!
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All right. The boiler explodes and
destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
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Beth dies.
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Beth... Beth dies?
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Is that true?
If I keep reading, is Beth gonna die?
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No, Beth doesn't die.
She doesn't die. Does she, Rachel?
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- What?
- Joey's asking if you've ruined...
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... the first book he's ever loved
that didn't star Jack Nicholson.
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No. She doesn't die.
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Then why would you say that?
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Because I wanted to hurt you.
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There they are.
I dropped my keys.
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Got them.
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Hi.
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
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You would not believe my day.
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I had to work two shifts.
And then to top it off...
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... I lost one of my fake boobs
in a grill fire.
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What are you smiling at?
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I was just thinking your day
could still pick up.
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Hello.
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I love this friend thing!
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Robert's gonna be here any second,
so could one of you just tell him?
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Please, right now.
248
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:18,387
Every time I see him, it's like,
"Is it on the loose? Is it watching me?"
249
00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:21,053
We can't tell him.
250
00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:26,581
You can't go up to a guy you barely
know and talk about his stuff.
251
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He's right. Even if it's
to say something complimentary.
252
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:34,952
- Hey.
- Hey.
253
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:36,234
So you ready for the gym?
254
00:16:36,754 --> 00:16:40,366
They got this new rock-climbing wall.
We can spot each other.
255
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,568
Yeah, I can spot you from here.
256
00:16:46,610 --> 00:16:47,537
What?
257
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,248
Okay, listen, Robert...
258
00:16:51,698 --> 00:16:54,796
- Hey, don't we have to... ?
- Yeah, we got...
259
00:17:01,714 --> 00:17:06,570
- I think you're really, really great.
- Oh, God. Here we go again.
260
00:17:06,866 --> 00:17:11,089
Why does this keep happening to me?
Is it something I'm putting out there?
261
00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:16,682
Is this my fault? Or am I just nuts?
262
00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:22,096
I don't know what to say.
263
00:17:23,154 --> 00:17:27,889
Hey, buddy? This is a family place.
Put the mouse back in the house.
264
00:17:50,258 --> 00:17:54,382
Really? It's just like
everyone else's apartment.
265
00:17:54,578 --> 00:17:56,334
It's got rooms and walls
and ceilings.
266
00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:58,864
I just wanted to see where you live.
Give me the tour.
267
00:17:59,058 --> 00:18:01,360
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
268
00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:03,951
- This is the living room.
- That's nice.
269
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:06,184
And this is the kitchen.
270
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:09,517
That's real pretty. Wait a minute.
Don't I get to see the bedroom?
271
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:13,608
The bedroom. Well, it's pretty much
your typical...
272
00:18:14,801 --> 00:18:16,776
... bedroom.
273
00:18:17,170 --> 00:18:20,782
We're still on this side of the door.
But I didn't get to see it.
274
00:18:21,042 --> 00:18:23,660
Oh, shoot. Maybe next time.
275
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,483
Thanks for a lovely evening.
276
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,396
So who is she?
277
00:18:44,754 --> 00:18:47,983
That was the blind date
that I told you about.
278
00:18:48,178 --> 00:18:51,178
She called and switched it
from Tuesday.
279
00:18:52,497 --> 00:18:54,253
Did you like her?
280
00:18:54,482 --> 00:18:59,500
I'm just asking as a friend
because I am totally fine with this.
281
00:19:01,489 --> 00:19:03,180
Well, you seem fine.
282
00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:06,889
Okay, you know what?
I'm not fine. I'm not.
283
00:19:07,154 --> 00:19:10,699
I mean, how could I be fine?
Hearing you come in with her.
284
00:19:10,962 --> 00:19:13,809
She wants to see your bedroom.
285
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:22,312
You know what?
286
00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:26,057
What if we're friends...
287
00:19:26,898 --> 00:19:28,720
... who don't see other people?
288
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:33,137
You mean like exclusive friends?
289
00:19:33,330 --> 00:19:34,573
Why not?
290
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,823
I mean, this has been
the most amazing week.
291
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:41,900
Would it be so terrible?
292
00:19:42,802 --> 00:19:46,664
Even if we were friends
who lived together?
293
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:53,192
Or maybe someday, friends who stood
up in front of their other friends...
294
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:56,840
... and vowed to be friends forever.
295
00:20:02,610 --> 00:20:04,749
You know, we're back where we were.
296
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:11,371
Honey, I would love to do all that,
but nothing's changed.
297
00:20:11,730 --> 00:20:15,242
That's not true.
You don't have a mustache.
298
00:20:16,786 --> 00:20:19,688
Okay, one thing's changed.
299
00:20:20,146 --> 00:20:23,529
But we still want different things,
and we know how this is gonna end.
300
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:25,999
You know what?
301
00:20:26,514 --> 00:20:29,197
I gotta walk out of here right now...
302
00:20:30,513 --> 00:20:34,190
... because getting over you is the
hardest thing I have ever had to do.
303
00:20:36,114 --> 00:20:38,056
I don't think I could do it again.
304
00:20:38,994 --> 00:20:41,416
I know I couldn't.
305
00:20:42,578 --> 00:20:44,400
Yeah.
306
00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:48,272
So...
307
00:20:55,729 --> 00:20:58,511
How about one last
game of racquetball?
308
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,768
Watch the thorns!
309
00:21:12,401 --> 00:21:14,027
What?
310
00:21:15,410 --> 00:21:16,839
Beth is really, really sick.
311
00:21:22,161 --> 00:21:26,090
Jo's there, but I don't think
there's anything she can do.
312
00:21:29,362 --> 00:21:30,671
- Joey?
- Yeah.
313
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,287
You wanna put the book
in the freezer?
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00:00:06,324 --> 00:00:07,720
Шесть долларов, пожалуйста.
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00:00:07,944 --> 00:00:10,083
Шесть? Я брала его только на один вечер.
Это значит три.
3
00:00:10,308 --> 00:00:14,052
8 часов - последний срок.
И, ой!.. Уже 8:02.
4
00:00:15,412 --> 00:00:18,272
Знаете, странно, но у вас
слишком много власти.
5
00:00:19,068 --> 00:00:22,020
Слушайте... И вам придется мне помочь,
ибо у меня их только три.
6
00:00:22,092 --> 00:00:24,080
Я могу помочь с этим.
7
00:00:25,080 --> 00:00:26,384
О, Боже.
8
00:00:26,885 --> 00:00:28,385
Ричард?
9
00:00:28,686 --> 00:00:30,986
Привет!
10
00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:33,884
Ух ты!
У тебя губа облысела.
11
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Спасибо.
12
00:00:38,728 --> 00:00:40,068
Великолепно выглядишь!
13
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Ну да.
14
00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:42,884
Нет, правда.
15
00:00:43,285 --> 00:00:44,485
Просто у тебя...
16
00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:45,960
Что?
17
00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:48,087
У тебя трусики к ноге прилипли.
18
00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:56,088
Это я забирала вещички из сушилки,
их там чистят статикой.
19
00:00:57,092 --> 00:01:02,012
А может быть, Бог знал, что я тебя встречу,
и решил использовать случай...
20
00:01:02,408 --> 00:01:04,020
Рад видеть тебя.
21
00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,124
Я тоже рада тебя видеть.
22
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Сезон 3, серия 13.
Та, где Моника и Ричард просто друзья.
23
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Русские субтитры:
Dais2010.
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Видишь вон того парня?
Сейчас он возле класиики...
25
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...а когда мы уйдём,
он отправится прямо к порно.
26
00:02:02,060 --> 00:02:07,012
А к кассе он подойдёт с
"Гражданином Кейном" и "Ежечасной
оргией".
27
00:02:11,036 --> 00:02:12,059
Это здорово.
28
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- Скучаю по этому.
- И я тоже.
29
00:02:15,408 --> 00:02:18,008
Не хочешь, сходить куда-нибудь,
взять гамбургер или ещё чего?
30
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Не думаю, что это хорошая мысль.
31
00:02:20,048 --> 00:02:22,095
Просто по-дружески.
Я не буду приставать, обещаю.
32
00:02:23,092 --> 00:02:25,068
Я думаю, это как-то рановато.
33
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Нет, совсем нет. Я обедал в 11.
34
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Да, детка!
35
00:02:33,856 --> 00:02:36,508
- Что ты делаешь?
- Шоколадное молоко. Тоже хочешь?
36
00:02:36,832 --> 00:02:38,172
Нет, спасибо. Мне уже 29.
37
00:02:39,528 --> 00:02:41,596
О, Боже! Мне пора на работу!
38
00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:43,948
О, дорогая,
во сколько ты сегодня освободишся?
39
00:02:44,072 --> 00:02:45,795
Не знаю, дорогой, наверное,задержусь.
40
00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:47,043
Ну только не снова!
41
00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:50,096
Знаю. Прости.
Давай заключим сделку, ладно?
42
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Каждый раз, когда ты будешь спать,
а я приду с работы...
43
00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:57,408
...я буду будить тебя так,
как это тебе раньше нравилось.
44
00:02:57,628 --> 00:03:01,191
Ладно,если захочешь задержаться,
я буду только "за".
45
00:03:04,864 --> 00:03:07,095
Ты посмотри!
С каких пор ты катаешься на роликах?
46
00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:09,496
С завтра.
47
00:03:10,076 --> 00:03:12,024
Я встретила вчера в парке
очень милого парня.
48
00:03:12,048 --> 00:03:15,064
Он бегает, катается на роликах,
плавает, и мы с ним заключили сделку.
49
00:03:15,088 --> 00:03:18,024
Он будет учить меня этим всем штучкам.
50
00:03:19,504 --> 00:03:22,072
- А что ты будешь делать ему?
- Позволю ему это.
51
00:03:22,096 --> 00:03:23,087
Класс.
52
00:03:23,432 --> 00:03:25,044
Доброе утро.
53
00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:28,032
Кто-то вчера поздно пришёл домой.
54
00:03:28,052 --> 00:03:31,032
Да... я вчера наскочила на Ричарда.
55
00:03:31,088 --> 00:03:33,000
Когда это произошло?
56
00:03:33,084 --> 00:03:35,072
Приблизительно в 8:02.
57
00:03:35,860 --> 00:03:39,768
Мы немного поболтали,
а потом съели по невинному бургеру.
58
00:03:39,892 --> 00:03:43,431
О! Не бывает таких вещей,
как "невинные бургеры".
59
00:03:43,612 --> 00:03:45,716
- Ты снова собираешся с ним встретиться?
- Завтра вечером.
60
00:03:45,836 --> 00:03:47,608
Моника, что ты делаешь?
61
00:03:47,832 --> 00:03:50,055
Ну...
Она шесть месяцев пыталась забыть его...
62
00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:55,012
...и собирается отпразновать это,
сходив на свидание с ним.
63
00:03:55,508 --> 00:03:58,000
Это не свидание, ясно?
64
00:03:58,024 --> 00:04:01,068
Просто я буду учить его готовить
лазанью для приёма гостей.
65
00:04:01,092 --> 00:04:05,080
Готовьте побольше, а то после секса
вы будете очень голодные.
66
00:04:07,092 --> 00:04:09,072
У нас не будет секса.
67
00:04:09,096 --> 00:04:14,004
Ничего же не изменилось. Он всё ещё
не хочет иметь детей, а я всё ещё хочу.
68
00:04:14,028 --> 00:04:16,012
Так что, мы будем просто друзьями.
69
00:04:16,036 --> 00:04:17,096
Голыми друзьями.
70
00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,088
- У вас есть лёд?
- Посмотри в морозилке.
71
00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:28,051
Если там пусто, то наверное нет.
72
00:04:28,088 --> 00:04:30,076
А ты что, только пришла с работы?
Уже поздно.
73
00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,015
Знаю. Но зато у меня был
просто отличный день.
74
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,087
У нас была встреча с представителями
Келвина Клайна.
75
00:04:35,512 --> 00:04:38,860
Мне понравилось их женское бельё,
и начальница заказала целую тонну!
76
00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,861
А как у тебя прошёл день?
77
00:04:41,008 --> 00:04:45,012
Я открыл, что могу пересчитать у себя
все зубы с помощью языка.
78
00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:51,695
Почему у тебя в морозилке
лежит книга "Блестящие"?
79
00:04:52,528 --> 00:04:56,020
Я читал её вчера вечером,
и она меня напугала.
80
00:04:57,816 --> 00:05:00,068
А когда она в морозильнике,
ты чувствуешь себя в безопасности?
81
00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:02,076
Ну, безопаснее.
82
00:05:02,096 --> 00:05:04,076
Я никогда не начинаю читать
"Блестящих"...
83
00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,084
...не проверив, есть ли в морозильнике место.
84
00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:09,380
Как часто ты её читаешь?
85
00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:13,072
А ты не перечитывала одну
и ту же книгу много-много раз?
86
00:05:13,868 --> 00:05:16,036
Кажется, я читала "Маленьких женщин"
больше, чем один раз...
87
00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,967
но ведь это же классика.
А что хорошего в "Блестящих"?
88
00:05:18,088 --> 00:05:22,040
Вопрос должен быть, Рейч,
чего НЕТ хорошего в "Блестящих"?
89
00:05:23,416 --> 00:05:26,316
А ответ, должен звучать,
"ничего". Ясно?
90
00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:28,420
Это самая страшная книжка в мире.
91
00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,096
Могу поспорить, она намного
лучше этой твоей классики.
92
00:05:34,032 --> 00:05:36,024
Ну, это мы ещё посмотрим.
93
00:05:36,048 --> 00:05:41,035
Я прочту "Блестящих",
а ты... прочтёшь "Маленьких женщин".
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00:05:41,412 --> 00:05:43,092
Ладно, договорились.
95
00:05:43,636 --> 00:05:47,044
Рейч, а эти маленькие женщины...
- Да.
96
00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,060
Насколько они маленькие?
97
00:05:50,084 --> 00:05:53,060
В смысле...
Они что, жутко маленькие?
98
00:05:59,056 --> 00:06:02,032
Чендлер, Росс?
Это Роберт.
99
00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,068
У тебя губная помада вот тут.
100
00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,052
Ничего, это моя.
Мы только что целовались.
101
00:06:09,012 --> 00:06:11,072
А разве на улице не холодновато
для шортов?
102
00:06:11,096 --> 00:06:14,032
Ну,.. я из Калифорнии.
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00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:17,084
Да-да. Вас, ребята, иногда просто
охватывает пламя.
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Я встал. Я встал. Сейчас я стою.
Кто-нибудь что-нибудь хочет?
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- Мне кофе.
- И мне.
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00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,088
Давай уже три.
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Ладно.
Росс, почему бы тебе не пойти со мной?
108
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Хорошо.
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00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,036
Что с тобой?
Что происходит?
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00:06:45,060 --> 00:06:47,044
У Роберта торчун.
111
00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,976
Что ты имеешь в виду?
Он что, гей?
112
00:06:54,868 --> 00:06:57,075
У него торчит из шортов.
113
00:06:59,632 --> 00:07:01,072
Что?
114
00:07:01,628 --> 00:07:04,051
Мужик светит нижний мозг!
115
00:07:08,060 --> 00:07:10,099
Ты уверен? Погоди...
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00:07:12,084 --> 00:07:14,084
Извините, ребята,
вы просили кофе и...
117
00:07:14,308 --> 00:07:16,056
Кофе. Мы можем написать.
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00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:19,184
Нет, нет. Нет необходимости.
119
00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,280
- Ну?
- Да,.. да,.. да.
120
00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:30,064
Что будем делать? Что делать?
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Ну, я полагаю, мы просто попытаемся
не смотреть прямо на это.
122
00:07:36,848 --> 00:07:39,052
Как на затмение.
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00:07:42,736 --> 00:07:45,904
Когда вечером люди будут хвалить
мою стряпню, что мне им отвечать?
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Будешь говорить: "Спасибо большое".
А потом купишь мне что-нибудь хорошее.
125
00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:52,075
А теперь давай,
суём руки в эту миску....
126
00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:55,072
...и начинаем давить помидоры.
127
00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:59,072
Такое странное ощущение.
128
00:08:00,048 --> 00:08:02,068
А трогать глазные яблоки людей
тебе не странно?
129
00:08:02,192 --> 00:08:07,060
Ну, да, я трогаю их.
Но я много лет учился не давить их.
130
00:08:13,020 --> 00:08:14,092
Это моя рука.
131
00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:20,092
- Ладно. - Продолжаем давить.
- Помидоры давятся.
132
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Тебе попало на рубашку.
133
00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:26,212
Подожди секунду.
134
00:08:27,096 --> 00:08:31,088
Я насыплю на пятно немного соды.
И следа не останется.
135
00:08:32,012 --> 00:08:33,092
Прямо как...
136
00:08:34,856 --> 00:08:36,079
...фокус.
137
00:08:45,064 --> 00:08:46,044
Что?
138
00:08:47,096 --> 00:08:49,136
Тебе и на брюки попало.
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Я их просто выброшу.
140
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Эти "Маленькие женщины"!
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Ух ты!
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00:09:04,856 --> 00:09:05,955
Тебе нравится? А?
143
00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:09,904
О, да!
Эми только что сожгла рукопись Джо.
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Не понимаю, как он сможет её простить.
145
00:09:15,036 --> 00:09:18,036
Джо это девушка.
Сокращение от "Джозефина".
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00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:21,052
Но Джо влюблена в Лори.
147
00:09:26,068 --> 00:09:28,875
Ты хочешь сказать,
что это когда девушка - девушка?
148
00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,068
Вот это то единственное,
чего не хватает в "Блестящих".
149
00:09:34,052 --> 00:09:36,056
Да нет, вообще-то Лори это парень.
150
00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,288
Не удивительно, что Рейч
её столько раз перечитывала.
151
00:09:44,056 --> 00:09:46,063
Ну как поиграли в баскетбол?
152
00:09:46,088 --> 00:09:51,032
Ну, я научилась делать длинный бросок,
обманку и 23-очковый бросок.
153
00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,092
Ты имеешь в виду трёхочковый?
154
00:09:52,316 --> 00:09:55,152
Ну, я получаю больше,
потому что я изящная.
155
00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:59,044
Тут где-нибудь есть телефон,
я хочу проверить свой автоответчик.
156
00:09:59,068 --> 00:10:03,060
- Да, там сзади. Тебе нужен четвертной?
- Нет, я всегда ношу мелочь в носке.
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00:10:15,048 --> 00:10:17,404
Ты что делаешь?
Вернись на свою половину...
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... привет!
159
00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:23,857
Здравствуй, я Джоуи.
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00:10:24,052 --> 00:10:25,512
Мы ещё не знакомы.
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00:10:25,636 --> 00:10:27,272
Рад познакомиться. Роберт.
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00:10:31,068 --> 00:10:32,080
Что?
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00:10:33,064 --> 00:10:36,080
Что? Ребята, что случилось?
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00:10:36,204 --> 00:10:38,072
Вам не нравится Роберт?
165
00:10:39,076 --> 00:10:40,408
Чего вы смеётесь?
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00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:43,820
Успокойтесь.
Нет причин возбуждаться.
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00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:51,016
- Ребята! Прекратите!
- Извини, извини.
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Просто Роберт не очень хорошо
закрыт... в области шорт...
169
00:10:57,012 --> 00:10:58,848
...как того хотелось бы.
170
00:10:59,072 --> 00:11:01,132
О чём это ты?
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00:11:02,884 --> 00:11:08,060
Роберт.
Ты не мог бы... подать мне то печенье?
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00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:09,060
Конечно.
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00:11:15,052 --> 00:11:17,048
Ну как там с лазаньей?
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00:11:17,408 --> 00:11:21,092
Правда? Отлично.
Значит, ты должен мне три хороших вещи.
175
00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:25,072
Я тоже о тебе много думала.
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Знаю.
Трудно с этой платонической штукой.
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00:11:30,512 --> 00:11:32,996
Это такое слово!
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00:11:35,020 --> 00:11:39,096
Да, я думаю, что так лучше.
Да, мы всё правильно делаем.
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Да, я уверена.
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Ты правда уверена?
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00:11:46,648 --> 00:11:49,224
Я тебе перезвоню.
182
00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:01,172
Мы же можем быть друзьями,
которые спят вместе.
183
00:12:01,524 --> 00:12:04,912
Конечно. Это просто будет одним
из наших общих занятий.
184
00:12:05,032 --> 00:12:07,092
Как игра в теннис.
185
00:12:08,088 --> 00:12:11,011
Звучит весьма убедительно.
186
00:12:11,532 --> 00:12:16,024
Я это... просто из любопытства...
187
00:12:16,148 --> 00:12:19,092
...а у тебя случайно нет других
"тенисных друзей"?
188
00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:22,095
Только твой отец.
189
00:12:23,356 --> 00:12:27,003
Хотя у нас с ним и правда
только лишь теннис.
190
00:12:27,128 --> 00:12:30,056
Вобще, знаешь, я собирался
на свидание...
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...с соседкой моей сестры,
в следующий вторник.
192
00:12:36,052 --> 00:12:38,032
Хочешь, я его отменю?
193
00:12:38,092 --> 00:12:40,024
Нет!
194
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:46,091
Потому что, если ты его отменишь,
то это будет из-за меня.
195
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- А мы просто друзья.
- Именно.
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00:12:53,748 --> 00:12:56,016
Ой, не садись.
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00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,800
- Ну что, готова идти?
- Да, конечно.
198
00:12:57,924 --> 00:13:00,331
Но сначала, вот тебе подарок.
199
00:13:04,064 --> 00:13:06,071
Эластичные трусы?!
200
00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:08,148
Это же самое лучшее, что есть на свете!
201
00:13:08,349 --> 00:13:12,249
На твоём месте, я бы носил их
каждый день, каждый день.
202
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:15,044
Боже. Спасибо тебе.
Это и вправду так мило.
203
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:19,292
Но, если честно, я не думаю,
что смогу носить их.
204
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Они совсем в обтяжку.
Чувство, как будто ты на выставке.
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Прости.
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00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,072
Извини. Просто я подумала...
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00:13:33,056 --> 00:13:33,839
Как дела?
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00:13:33,964 --> 00:13:34,992
Отлично.
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00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,280
Эй, Рейч, как тебе "Блестящие"?
210
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,936
Дэнни только что вошёл в 217 комнату.
211
00:13:40,056 --> 00:13:43,408
У-у! Дальше будет самое лучшее!
Он найдёт труп женщины в ванной.
212
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:45,964
О! Нет - нет - нет!
Ты же мне всё испортишь!
213
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:48,684
Ладно, буду говорить закодированно.
214
00:13:49,008 --> 00:13:52,044
Помните, когда ребёнок увидел
тех двух "пусто" в холле?
215
00:13:53,132 --> 00:13:54,288
Да, это очень классно.
216
00:13:54,860 --> 00:13:59,144
Все "пусто" и никто "пусто"
не сделал "пусто" и "пусто-пусто".
217
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:02,092
А нет! А в конце!
218
00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:04,848
Когда Джек почти убил
их всех той "пустотой"...
219
00:14:04,968 --> 00:14:08,012
...но в последнюю секунду
они спаслись.
220
00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,700
Джоуи! Не могу поверить,
что ты только что это сделал.
221
00:14:10,824 --> 00:14:13,392
А я не могу поверить,
что она разгадала твой код.
222
00:14:18,056 --> 00:14:21,295
Ладно. Хорошо. Лори сделает предложение
Джо, но она откажется...
223
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:26,040
...не смотря на то, что любит его.
И в конце-концов он женится на Эми.
224
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Эй! Ну я же случайно!
225
00:14:30,561 --> 00:14:31,661
Ладно.
226
00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,044
Водогрейка взрывается, обрушив
гостиницу и убивает отца.
227
00:14:38,052 --> 00:14:39,051
Бет умирает.
228
00:14:47,108 --> 00:14:50,055
Бет...
Бет умирает?
229
00:14:51,088 --> 00:14:55,056
Это правда?
Если я продолжу читать, то Бет умрёт?
230
00:14:55,092 --> 00:14:58,096
Нет, Бет не умрёт.
Она не умрёт. Правда, Рейчел?
231
00:14:59,076 --> 00:15:01,032
Джоуи спрашивает, не ты ли испортила...
232
00:15:01,052 --> 00:15:04,580
... первую книгу, которую он полюбил, и где
в экранизации не снимался Джек Николсон.
233
00:15:08,048 --> 00:15:09,332
Нет,..
234
00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:10,833
...она не умрёт.
235
00:15:11,056 --> 00:15:13,032
Тогда зачем ты это сказала?
236
00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:20,072
Потому,.. что я хотела
сделать тебе больно.
237
00:15:22,056 --> 00:15:25,012
А!, вот они.
Я потерял ключи.
238
00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,008
Нашёл.
239
00:15:35,084 --> 00:15:37,096
Извини.
Извини меня.
240
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,024
Ты не поверишь,
что у меня за день.
241
00:15:40,060 --> 00:15:43,604
Пришлось работать две смены.
А в завершение всего,..
242
00:15:43,728 --> 00:15:48,024
...я потеряла одну из моих
фальшивых сисек... в огне грилля.
243
00:15:51,052 --> 00:15:52,096
И чего это ты улыбаешься?
244
00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:55,532
Я подумала, что этот день
готовит тебе ещё кое-что.
245
00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:01,433
Привет.
246
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:05,524
Я люблю такие приставания!
247
00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:15,100
Слушайте, Роберт придёт в любую секунду,
может кто-нибудь из вас ему сказать?
248
00:16:15,456 --> 00:16:16,363
Пожалуйста, сейчас же.
249
00:16:16,588 --> 00:16:18,664
Каждый раз, когда я его вижу, думаю:
250
00:16:18,765 --> 00:16:21,865
"Он что, опять болтается?
Он опять на меня смотрит?"
251
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:24,635
Мы не можем ему сказать.
Нельзя же просто подойти к парню,
252
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:28,952
которого едва знаешь,
и завести разговор о его... хозяйстве.
253
00:16:29,096 --> 00:16:33,172
Он прав.
Даже если речь идёт о восхвалении.
254
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:39,087
Готова идти в спортзал?
255
00:16:39,408 --> 00:16:42,796
У них там новая скалолазная стенка.
Мы сможем видеть друг друга.
256
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:47,211
Да, я могу видеть тебя даже отсюда.
257
00:16:49,824 --> 00:16:51,015
Что?
258
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:54,084
Так, ладно...
Послушай, Роберт...
259
00:16:54,328 --> 00:16:55,740
Эй, а нам не нужно?..
260
00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:58,012
Да, мы же должны... м-м...
261
00:17:04,420 --> 00:17:06,872
Я думаю, ты очень-очень
класный парень...
262
00:17:07,128 --> 00:17:09,612
О, Боже. Снова.
263
00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:14,368
Почему со мной всегда так происходит?
Я что, что-то навязываю, что-ли?
264
00:17:16,088 --> 00:17:20,032
Это из-за меня?
Или я просто спятил?
265
00:17:23,036 --> 00:17:25,075
Я не знаю, что сказать.
266
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:31,156
Эй, приятель. Сюда ходят семьи.
Засунь мышку братно в норку.
267
00:17:53,088 --> 00:17:57,051
Правда? Это самая обычная квартира.
268
00:17:57,072 --> 00:17:59,184
Тут есть комнаты, стены и потолки.
269
00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:02,916
Я просто хотела посмотреть, где ты живёшь.
Проведи мне экскурсию.
270
00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:05,000
О, Боже мой!
271
00:18:05,024 --> 00:18:07,060
- Это гостинная.
- Очень мило.
272
00:18:08,076 --> 00:18:11,012
- А это кухня.
- Очень симпатичная.
273
00:18:11,036 --> 00:18:13,043
Минутку, а ты разве не покажешь
мне свою спальню?
274
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:17,020
Ну, знаешь, это вполне обычная...
275
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,080
...спальня.
276
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:24,043
Мы всё ещё по эту сторону двери.
Я так ничего и не увидела.
277
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:29,016
О, чёрт. Может, в следующий раз.
О - ах! Спасибо за прекрасный вечер.
278
00:18:45,828 --> 00:18:48,000
И кто она такая?
279
00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:51,024
То самое свидание, о котором
я тебе рассказывал.
280
00:18:51,144 --> 00:18:54,040
Она позвонила,
и перенесла его со вторника.
281
00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:57,292
Она тебе нравится?
282
00:18:57,712 --> 00:19:02,072
Я спрашиваю просто как друг,
потому что мне всё равно.
283
00:19:04,412 --> 00:19:06,284
Я вижу, как всё равно.
284
00:19:06,556 --> 00:19:10,052
Ладно, знаешь что?
Мне не всё равно. Совсем нет.
285
00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:14,031
Да и как мне может быть всё равно?
Слышать, как ты пришёл сюда с ней.
286
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:16,091
Как она захотела посмотреть твою спальню.
287
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,044
А знаешь что?
288
00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:29,072
Может, будем друзьями...
289
00:19:30,052 --> 00:19:32,036
...которые больше ни с кем не встречаются?
290
00:19:34,076 --> 00:19:36,012
Ты хочешь сказать "эксклюзивными" друзьями?
291
00:19:36,096 --> 00:19:38,028
Почему бы и нет?
292
00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:42,052
Ведь эта неделя была
самой лучшей.
293
00:19:43,092 --> 00:19:45,060
И разве это так ужасно?
294
00:19:46,048 --> 00:19:50,032
Даже если мы будем друзьями,
которые живут вместе?
295
00:19:50,133 --> 00:19:51,233
Или...
296
00:19:51,860 --> 00:19:56,092
может быть, друзьями, которые однажды
встанут перед другими своими друзьями...
297
00:19:57,012 --> 00:19:59,076
...и поклянутся быть друзьями вечно?
298
00:20:02,277 --> 00:20:03,077
Ух ты.
299
00:20:05,528 --> 00:20:08,048
Мы опять вернулись к этому.
300
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:12,304
Дорогая, я бы с радостью сделал всё это,..
301
00:20:12,505 --> 00:20:14,905
... но ничего ведь не изменилось.
302
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,084
Это не правда.
У тебя больше нет усов.
303
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:22,939
Ладно, одно изменилось.
304
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:24,511
Но мы по-прежнему хотим
от жизни разных вещей,
305
00:20:24,712 --> 00:20:27,812
и мы знаем, чем это кончится.
306
00:20:28,032 --> 00:20:29,072
Знаешь что?
307
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,092
Я прямо сейчас уйду отсюда.
308
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:37,491
Потому что забыть тебя - это самое
сложное, что мне приходилось делать.
309
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,068
И я не уверена, что смогу сделать это ещё раз.
310
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:44,016
Я знаю, что я не смог бы.
311
00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:49,917
Итак...
312
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:01,071
Как насчёт последней игры в теннис?
313
00:21:06,652 --> 00:21:08,452
Осторожно, колючки!
314
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:17,020
Что?
315
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:21,020
Бет очень-очень больна.
316
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,032
Джо с ней, но не думаю,
что она сможет что-то сделать.
317
00:21:32,633 --> 00:21:33,933
- Джоуи?
- Да?
318
00:21:34,224 --> 00:21:37,060
Хочешь, я положу книжку в морозильник?
319
00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:42,070
- Ладно.
- Ладно.
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