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- I don't know.
- What?
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Well, as old as he is
in dog years...
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... do you think Snoopy should
still be allowed to fly this thing?
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- Rachel?
- Yeah?
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You remember when you first came here,
how you spent two weeks getting trained?
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Sure. Do you need me
to train somebody new?
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Good one.
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Actually, Terry wants you to take
the training again. Whenever.
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Do you believe that?
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Yeah.
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So that's two boxes
of the Holiday Macaroons.
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On behalf of the Brown Birds of America,
I salute you.
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Just admit it, Chandler.
You have no backhand.
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Excuse me, little one.
I have a very solid backhand.
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Shielding your face
and shrieking like a girl...
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... is not a backhand.
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I was shrieking...
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... like a Marine.
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All right, here. Watch me execute
the three P's of championship play.
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Power.
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Precision.
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And panache.
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You broke a little girl's leg?
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I know. I feel horrible, okay?
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It says here that a Muppet got whacked
on Sesame Street last night.
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Where exactly were you around 10-ish?
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Well, I'm gonna go see her.
I wanna bring her something.
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- What do you think she'd like?
- Maybe a Hello Kitty doll?
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The ability to walk?
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I'm gonna get back to re-training.
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All right. See you guys.
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Look out, kids! He's coming!
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And I gotta go sell
some Christmas trees.
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Have fun.
Wait! No, don't!
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I forgot. I am totally
against that now.
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What? Me having a job?
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No. No, I am against innocent trees
being cut down in their prime...
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... and their corpses
grotesquely dressed...
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... in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights.
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Hey, how do you sleep at night?
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Well, I'm pretty tired
from lugging the trees around.
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Hey, Phoebe, listen.
You got this all wrong.
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Those trees were born
to be Christmas trees.
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They're fulfilling their life purpose
by making people happy.
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Really?
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Yes.
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Yes, and the trees are happy too...
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... because, for most of them,
it's their only...
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... chance to see New York.
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After you've delivered the drinks,
take the tray...
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Gunther, please. I have worked here
for two and a half years.
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I know the empty trays go over there.
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What if you put them here?
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You know, that's actually a good idea.
They'll be closer to the mugs.
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You know what? You should have
the other waitresses do that too.
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They already do.
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That's why they call it the tray spot.
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Jeez, I always heard them
talk about that.
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I sort of just thought it was, like,
a club they went to. Oh, God.
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- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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Sweetheart.
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So this must be
kind of neat for you, huh?
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Your dad tells me you get
a couple of days off school...
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... and you don't have to sell
those cookies anymore.
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Well, I kind of wanted
to sell the cookies.
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The girl who sells the most
wins a trip to Space Camp...
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... and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.
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Wow, you really like
all this space stuff, huh?
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Yeah. My dad says if I spend as much
time helping him clean apartments...
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... as I do daydreaming
about outer space...
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... he'd be able to afford
a trip to the Taj Mahal.
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I think you'd have to clean a whole lot
of apartments to go all the way to India.
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No. The one in Atlantic City.
Dad loves the slots.
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He says he's gonna double the
college money my grandma left me.
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Well, good luck to Dad.
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Say, how many more boxes would
you have to sell in order to win?
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- The girl who won last year sold 475.
- Yeah?
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So far, I've sold 75.
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Four hundred, huh?
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Well, that sounds doable.
How much are the boxes?
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Five dollars a box.
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And what is second prize?
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A 10-speed bike. But I'd rather have
something my dad couldn't sell.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Could you do me one favor?
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- Lf it's not too much trouble.
- Yeah, Sarah. Anything.
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Could you pull the curtains open for me?
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The astronauts from the space
shuttle are gonna be on the news.
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Since we don't have a TV,
the lady across the alley...
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... said she'd push hers up
to her window so I can watch it.
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Yes?
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Yeah, hi. I'm selling
Brown Bird cookies.
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You're no Brown Bird.
I can see you through my peephole.
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No. Hi. I'm an honorary Brown Bird.
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What does that mean?
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Well, it means that I can sell cookies,
but I'm not invited to sleepovers.
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I can dial 911 at the press
of a button, you know.
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Now, go away!
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Please, please.
It's for a poor little girl...
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... who wants to go to Space Camp
more than anything in the world.
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I'm pressing.
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A policeman is on his way.
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Okay, okay.
I'm going, I'm going.
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I can still see you!
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All right!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I thought
a lot about what you said...
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... and I realize maybe
I was a little judgmental.
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Yeah. But...
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Now, Phoebe, remember, hey...
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... they're just fulfilling
their Christmas...
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- Destiny. Yes.
- Sure.
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Okay.
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Yikes. That one
doesn't look very fulfilled.
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That's one of the old ones.
He's just taking it to the back.
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You keep the old ones in the back?
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That is so ageist.
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- We have to make room for the fresh ones.
- So, what happens to the old guys?
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Well, they go into the chipper.
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Why do I have a feeling
that's not as happy as it sounds?
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These come in the shapes of your
favorite Christmas characters.
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Santa, Rudolph and baby Jesus.
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All right. I'll take a box
of the cream-filled Jesuses.
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Wait a minute. One box? Come on. I'm
trying to send a little girl to Space Camp.
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I'm putting you down for five boxes.
Chandler, what about you?
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All right. Do you have any
coconut-flavored deities?
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No, but there's coconut
in the Hanukkah Menorah-eos.
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I'll tell you what. I'll put you down
for eight boxes. One for each night.
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Mon?
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All right. I'll take one box of
the Mint Treasures. One, and that's it.
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I started gaining weight after
I joined the Brown Birds. Remember?
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Dad bought every one
of my boxes, and I ate them all.
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No, Mon. Dad had to buy
every one of your boxes...
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... because you ate them all.
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But, you know, I'm sure that's
not gonna happen this time.
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Why don't I put you down
for three of the Mint Treasures...
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... and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
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No.
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Come on, now.
You know you want them.
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Don't. Don't do this.
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I'll tell you what, Mon.
I'll give you the first box for free.
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Oh, God! I gotta go!
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Come on. All the cool kids
are eating them.
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When you have a second, I want to show
you why we don't just trap spiders...
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... under coffee mugs
and leave them there.
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I'm training to be better at a job
that I hate. My life officially sucks.
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Wasn't this supposed
to be a temporary thing?
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- I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff.
- Well, yeah. I'm still pursuing that.
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How, exactly, are you pursuing that?
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You know, other than sending out
resumes, like, what? Two years ago?
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Well, I'm also sending out...
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... good thoughts.
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If you ask me,
as long as you got this job...
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... you got nothing pushing you
to get another one.
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You need The Fear.
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- The Fear?
- He's right.
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If you quit this job, you then...
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... have motivation to go after
a job you really want.
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Why are you still at a job you hate?
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I mean, why don't you quit
and get The Fear?
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Because I'm too afraid.
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I don't know.
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I mean, I would give anything to work
for a designer, you know, or a buyer.
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I just don't want to be 30
and still work here.
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Yeah, that'd be much worse than
being 28 and still working here.
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- Rachel?
- Yeah?
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Remind me to review with you which
pot is decaf and which is regular.
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Can't I just look at the handles on them?
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You would think.
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Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what?
I am a terrible waitress.
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Do you know why I'm a terrible
waitress? Because I don't care.
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I don't care. I don't care which pot
is regular and which pot is decaf.
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I don't care where the tray spot is.
I just don't care.
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This is not what I want to do.
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So I don't think I should do it anymore.
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- I'm gonna give you my week's notice.
- What?
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Gunther, I quit.
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Does this mean we're gonna
have to start paying for coffee?
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Okay, 12.
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Twenty-two.
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Eighteen.
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What?
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I spelled out "boobies. "
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Ross? Put me down for another box
of the Mint Treasures, okay?
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Where are the Mint Treasures?
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We're out. I sold them all.
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What?
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Monica, I'm cutting you off.
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No.
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No.
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Just a couple more boxes.
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It's no big deal, all right? I'm cool.
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You gotta help me out
with a couple more boxes!
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Mon, look at yourself.
You have cookie on your neck.
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Oh, God!
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- So how many you sold so far?
- Check this out.
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- Five hundred and seventeen boxes.
- Oh, my God. How did you do that?
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Okay, the other night
I was leaving the museum...
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... just as Laser Floyd was letting out
of the planetarium.
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Without even trying, I sold 50 boxes.
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That's when it occurred to me.
The key to my success: The munchies.
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So I started hitting
the NYU dorms around midnight.
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I am selling cookies by the case.
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They call me "Cookie Dude. "
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Okay. Stop what you're doing. I need
envelope stuffers. I need stamp lickers...
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- Hey, who did these resumes for you?
- Me. On my computer.
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You sure used a large font.
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Yeah. Well, "Waitress
at a Coffeehouse"...
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... and "Cheer Squad Co-Captain"
only took up so much room.
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Hey, that's funny!
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You're funny, Chandler!
You're a funny guy!
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You know what else is really funny?
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Something else I might have said?
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I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you
the guy that told me to quit my job...
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... when I had absolutely
nothing else to do?
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- Sweetie, calm down. It's gonna be okay.
- No, it's not gonna be okay, Ross.
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Tomorrow is my last day,
and I don't have a lead.
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Okay. You know what?
I'm just gonna call Gunther...
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... and tell him I'm not quitting.
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You don't want to give in to The Fear.
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You and your stupid Fear.
I hate your Fear!
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I would like to take
you and your Fear...
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Hey! I got great news.
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Run, Joey. Run for your life!
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What? Rach, listen. Have you ever
heard of Fortunata Fashions?
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No.
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My old man's doing a plumbing job there,
and he heard they have an opening.
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Want to see if he
can get you an interview?
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Oh, my God, yes. I would love that.
That's so sweet, Joey.
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Not a problem.
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And now for the great news.
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What, that wasn't the great news?
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Only if you think
it's better than this.
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Snow-in-a-Can!
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I got it at work.
You want me to decorate the window?
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Give it kind of a Christmas looky?
239
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,100
Christmas cookie?
240
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,900
Okay, and this one here's
a Douglas fir.
241
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:40,500
Now, it's a little more money,
but you get a nicer smell.
242
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,000
Looks good. I'll take it.
243
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:45,500
Wait, wait. No, no.
You don't want that one.
244
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:48,900
No. You can have
this cool brown one.
245
00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,400
It's almost dead.
246
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:56,100
But that's why you have to buy it,
so that it can fulfill its Christmas destiny.
247
00:14:56,300 --> 00:15:00,400
Otherwise, they're gonna throw
it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey.
248
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,100
Yeah, the trees that don't fulfill
their Christmas destiny...
249
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,600
... are thrown in the chipper.
250
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,500
I think I'm gonna look around
a little bit more.
251
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:15,100
Pheebs. You gotta stop doing this.
I'm working on commission here.
252
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,800
Hey, guys. I'm here
to pick out my Christmas tree.
253
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,800
Well, look no further.
This one's yours.
254
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,800
Is this the one
that I threw out last year?
255
00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:32,800
All right. You know what? Never mind.
Everybody wants to have a green one.
256
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,100
Sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to get so emotional. I guess it's just...
257
00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:38,800
The holidays are just hard.
258
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,500
Oh, honey. Is that because
your mom died around Christmas?
259
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:44,900
I wasn't even thinking about that.
260
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,000
Hi, there.
How many did you sell?
261
00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:01,800
I'm not gonna tell you. You're the
bad man who broke Sarah's leg.
262
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,300
Hey, now. That was an accident, okay?
263
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:06,700
You're a big scrud.
264
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,200
What's a scrud?
265
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:12,400
Why don't you look
in the mirror, scrud.
266
00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:17,700
I don't have to.
I can just look at you.
267
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,200
All right, girls...
268
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,700
... and man.
269
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,200
Let's see your final tallies.
270
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,900
Debbie.
271
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:32,700
Three hundred and twenty-one
boxes of cookies. Very nice.
272
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:35,600
Not nice enough.
273
00:16:35,900 --> 00:16:37,100
Charla.
274
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:39,200
Two hundred and seventy-eight.
275
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,200
Sorry, dear, but still good.
276
00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,100
Good for a scrud.
277
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,100
Yes, Elizabeth.
278
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,300
Eight hundred and seventy-one.
279
00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:53,400
That's crap!
280
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:58,900
Sister Brown Bird.
281
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:01,100
Good going.
282
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:05,400
Who's next?
283
00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:11,800
- Hi, there.
- Hi.
284
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,300
And batting for Sarah...
285
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,600
... Ross Geller.
286
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,800
Eight hundred and seventy-two.
287
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:25,800
Although, it looks like you bought
an awful lot of cookies yourself.
288
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,900
That is because my doctor
says that I have...
289
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:32,400
... a very serious...
290
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:34,700
... nougat...
291
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,300
... deficiency.
292
00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:41,100
Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
293
00:17:43,300 --> 00:17:47,300
Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned
her uniform to her 19-year-old sister...
294
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:52,300
... who went down to the U. S. S. Nimitz
and sold over 2000 boxes.
295
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,100
- Hey, how'd the interview go?
- I blew it.
296
00:17:57,300 --> 00:17:59,700
I wouldn't have even hired me.
297
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,200
Come here, sweetie.
298
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:02,500
Listen...
299
00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:07,900
... you're gonna go on, like, a thousand
interviews before you get a job.
300
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,500
That's not how that
was supposed to come out.
301
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:16,600
This is just the worst Christmas ever.
302
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:20,100
You know what, Rach? Maybe you
should stay here at the coffeehouse.
303
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:24,200
I can't. It's too late. Terry already
hired that girl over there.
304
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:25,500
Look at her.
305
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:28,600
She's even got waitress experience.
306
00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,600
Last night she was...
307
00:18:31,100 --> 00:18:32,900
... teaching everybody
how to make...
308
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,400
... napkins...
309
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,500
... into...
310
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,700
That word was "swans. "
311
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:50,300
Well, seeing that drunk Santa wet
himself really perked up my Christmas.
312
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,400
Oh, my God!
313
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,400
Merry Christmas!
314
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:05,000
You saved them!
You guys!
315
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,200
Oh, God, you're the best!
316
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,900
It's like Night of the
Living Dead Christmas Trees.
317
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,800
Hello.
318
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
Yeah, this is she.
319
00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:20,800
You're kidding. You're kidding.
320
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,300
Thank you. I love you!
321
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,600
Sure, everybody loves a kidder.
322
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,400
I got the job!
323
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,700
That's great.
324
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:33,300
God bless us, everyone.
325
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,300
Here we go. Serving
my last cup of coffee.
326
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,500
There you go.
327
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:49,300
Enjoy.
328
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,800
- Should I tell her I ordered tea?
- No.
329
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,100
Excuse me, everyone.
330
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,500
This is my last night working here...
331
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,800
... and I just wanted to say...
332
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,700
... that I made some
really good friends here.
333
00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,600
And it's just time to move on.
334
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,300
And no offense to everybody
who still works here...
335
00:20:15,500 --> 00:20:18,800
... but you have no idea
how good it feels to say...
336
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,400
... that as of this moment...
337
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:26,200
... I will never have
to make coffee again.
338
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,000
Now, Mr. Kaplan Sr.
Likes his coffee strong.
339
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:32,500
So you're gonna use
two bags instead of one.
340
00:20:32,700 --> 00:20:35,300
See. Now, pay attention,
because this part's tricky.
341
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:40,100
See, some people use filters
just once...
342
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,800
I'm sorry you didn't get to go
to Space Camp...
343
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:55,200
... and I'm hoping that maybe somehow
this may help make up for it. Okay?
344
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,200
Presenting...
345
00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,900
... Sarah Tuddle's
Private Very Special Space Camp!
346
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,100
Really, Mr. Geller,
you don't have to do this.
347
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,100
Come on, here we go.
348
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,500
Stand by for mission countdown.
349
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
Ten, ten...
350
00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,400
Nine, nine, nine...
351
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,100
Eight, eight, eight...
352
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,300
Okay, blast off.
353
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,100
I'm an alien. I'm an alien.
354
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,300
Oh, no! An asteroid!
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1
00:00:02,464 --> 00:00:04,668
- А, я не знаю.
- Что?
2
00:00:04,896 --> 00:00:07,230
Ну, он такой старый
на собачьи годы...
3
00:00:07,551 --> 00:00:10,947
...думаешь, Снупи должен
ещё летать на этих штуках?
4
00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,061
Рейчел?
5
00:00:12,287 --> 00:00:13,051
Да?
6
00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:17,057
Помнишь, когда ты начинала тут работать,
тебя обучала одна официантка?
7
00:00:17,183 --> 00:00:20,169
Да! Хочешь, чтоб я обучила
кого-то новенького?
8
00:00:21,248 --> 00:00:22,575
Неплохо.
9
00:00:23,359 --> 00:00:27,102
Вобще-то Терри хочет, чтобы ты
поучилась сама ещё раз.
10
00:00:27,328 --> 00:00:28,276
Как-нибудь.
11
00:00:31,839 --> 00:00:33,900
Ты можешь себе это представить?
12
00:00:38,848 --> 00:00:39,775
Да.
13
00:00:41,984 --> 00:00:44,991
Сезон 3, серия 10.
Та, где Рейчел увольняется.
14
00:01:29,632 --> 00:01:32,731
Вот, две пачки Праздничных макарон.
15
00:01:33,504 --> 00:01:37,171
От имени Коричневых Птиц Америки,
я салютую вам.
16
00:01:39,424 --> 00:01:41,858
Просто признай, Чендлер.
Это не удар.
17
00:01:41,983 --> 00:01:44,953
Извините меня, малыш.
У меня очень приличный удар.
18
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Закрывать лицо и съёживаться
как девчонка...
19
00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,438
...это не удар.
20
00:01:51,615 --> 00:01:53,275
Я съёживался...
21
00:01:53,472 --> 00:01:55,554
...как морской пехотинец.
22
00:01:56,639 --> 00:02:01,095
Хорошо, смотри как я
уделал трёх докторов на играх.
23
00:02:01,215 --> 00:02:02,630
Сила...
24
00:02:02,943 --> 00:02:04,388
...точность...
25
00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:06,028
...и неожиданность.
26
00:02:10,079 --> 00:02:12,070
Ты сломал ногу девочке?
27
00:02:12,416 --> 00:02:14,554
Да. И чувствую себя противно, ясно?
28
00:02:14,783 --> 00:02:19,544
Пишут, что прошлой ночью, возле
детского приюта нашли сломаную куклу.
29
00:02:19,744 --> 00:02:22,794
Где ты находился вчера
возле 10-ти часов вечера?
30
00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:27,041
Я собираюсь навестить её.
Хочу принести ей чего-нибудь.
31
00:02:27,135 --> 00:02:29,590
- Что бы ей понравилось?
- Игрушка Хелло Кити?
32
00:02:29,823 --> 00:02:31,965
Способность ходить?
33
00:02:35,391 --> 00:02:37,333
Мне пора на курсы.
34
00:02:37,536 --> 00:02:39,445
Хорошо. Увидимся, ребята.
35
00:02:39,679 --> 00:02:41,935
Осторожно, дети! Он идёт!
36
00:02:44,479 --> 00:02:46,554
А мне пора продавать ёлки.
37
00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:49,275
Удачи.
О, стой! Неудачи!
38
00:02:49,375 --> 00:02:52,675
Я забыла. Я же сейчас совсем
против этого.
39
00:02:53,375 --> 00:02:55,850
Чего? Того что у меня есть работа?
40
00:02:56,191 --> 00:03:00,481
Нет, я против срубания невинных
деревьев в рацвете их лет...
41
00:03:00,639 --> 00:03:03,456
...и гротескного украшения
их трупов...
42
00:03:03,552 --> 00:03:06,572
...этими, типа, сияющими и сверкающими
огнями.
43
00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:08,675
Эй, как ты спишь ночью?
44
00:03:08,799 --> 00:03:11,931
Ну, я сильно устаю
таскать ёлки...
45
00:03:14,399 --> 00:03:18,974
Ты неправильно понимаешь. Эти деревья
рождены быть Рождествескими ёлками.
46
00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:23,267
Они исполняют своё жизненное
предназначение - делать людей счастливыми.
47
00:03:23,423 --> 00:03:24,317
Правда?
48
00:03:26,463 --> 00:03:27,259
Да!
49
00:03:28,512 --> 00:03:30,750
Да,.. и ёлки счастливы тоже...
50
00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,084
...ведь для многих из них,
это единственная...
51
00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:34,741
...возможность увидеть Нью-Йорк.
52
00:03:38,495 --> 00:03:40,897
Когда ты отнесла напитки,
берёшь поднос...
53
00:03:41,023 --> 00:03:44,506
Гантер, пожалуйста. Я работаю тут
уже два с половиной года.
54
00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,293
Я знаю, что пустые подносы
надо ложить сюда.
55
00:03:47,423 --> 00:03:49,332
Может, их ложить сюда?
56
00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:55,488
Знаешь... Это хорошая мысль.
Так они будут ближе к чашкам.
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00:03:55,615 --> 00:03:58,182
Скажи это другим официанткам тоже.
58
00:03:59,455 --> 00:04:00,732
Они уже так и делают.
59
00:04:01,823 --> 00:04:04,359
Вот почему это зовётся
"место пустых подносов".
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00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:10,101
Я слыхала о нём. Просто думала,
что это клуб, куда они вместе ходят.
61
00:04:11,423 --> 00:04:13,757
- Извини.
- Ничего.
62
00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:16,700
Сладенькая моя.
63
00:04:19,615 --> 00:04:23,195
Чтож, это должно быть
тебе на руку, а?
64
00:04:23,359 --> 00:04:25,630
Твой папа сказал, что тебе
не надо ходить в школу...
65
00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,356
...и не надо продавать больше
эти печенья.
66
00:04:30,464 --> 00:04:32,636
Ну, я вобще-то хотела продавать
эти печенья.
67
00:04:32,736 --> 00:04:35,486
Девочка продавшая больше всех,
поедет в Космический лагерь...
68
00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:37,690
...и посидит в настоящем
Шаттле.
69
00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:42,366
Так тебе очень нравятся эти
космические штуки, а?
70
00:04:42,463 --> 00:04:45,980
Мой папа говорит, что если бы я
помогала ему убирать комнаты...
71
00:04:46,015 --> 00:04:48,482
...вместо мечтаний о космическом
пространстве...
72
00:04:48,575 --> 00:04:51,293
...то он мог бы взять поездку
в Тадж Махал.
73
00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:55,513
Много же комнат пришлось бы тебе
убрать, чтоб доехать до Индии.
74
00:04:55,615 --> 00:04:59,615
Нет. Тот, который в Атлантик Сити.
Папа любит играть в автоматы.
75
00:05:00,832 --> 00:05:05,930
Он говорит, что удвоил бы деньги,
оставленные Бабушкой мне на колледж.
76
00:05:06,559 --> 00:05:08,730
Ну, удачи папе.
77
00:05:10,784 --> 00:05:15,226
Скажи, сколько пачек осталось продать,
чтобы ты выиграла?
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00:05:15,359 --> 00:05:19,550
В прошлом году девочка выиграла,
продав 475.
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00:05:19,680 --> 00:05:22,429
Сейчас я продала 75.
80
00:05:25,023 --> 00:05:26,398
Четыре сотни, а?
81
00:05:27,519 --> 00:05:30,748
Чтож, звучит реально.
Почём пачка?
82
00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,023
Пять долларов за пачку.
83
00:05:32,735 --> 00:05:34,808
А что за второе место?
84
00:05:35,744 --> 00:05:40,418
10-и скоростной велосипед. Но я бы хотела
что-то, что мой папа не сможет продать.
85
00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,549
Ну, это разумно.
86
00:05:44,032 --> 00:05:46,170
Не мог бы ты мне помочь?
Если это не трудно...
87
00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:48,024
Да, Сара. Всё, что пожелаешь.
88
00:05:48,224 --> 00:05:50,080
Не мог бы ты отдёрнуть занавески?
89
00:05:50,271 --> 00:05:52,957
В новостях покажут астронавтов
на шаттле.
90
00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,456
А у нас нет ТВ,
а леди через дорогу...
91
00:05:55,552 --> 00:05:59,648
...сказала, что откроет свои,
чтобы я могла это посмотреть.
92
00:06:10,912 --> 00:06:11,991
Да-а?
93
00:06:12,224 --> 00:06:14,744
Здрасьте. Я продаю
печенье Коричневых птичек.
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00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:19,515
Ты не Коричневая птичка.
Я вижу тебя через глазок.
95
00:06:20,639 --> 00:06:24,138
Здрасьте. Я почётная
Коричневая птичка.
96
00:06:27,615 --> 00:06:28,793
Что это значит?
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00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:35,045
Это значит, я могу продавать печенье,
но не могу участвовать в тихом часе.
98
00:06:37,759 --> 00:06:40,412
Я могу набрать 911 одним
нажатием на кнопку, знаешь ли.
99
00:06:40,511 --> 00:06:41,755
А сейчас - уходи!
100
00:06:41,984 --> 00:06:44,767
Пожалуйста, пожалуйста.
Это для бедной маленькой девочки...
101
00:06:44,895 --> 00:06:48,290
...она хочет в Космический лагерь,
больше всего на свете.
102
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Я нажимаю.
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Полицейский уже в пути.
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Ладно, ладно!
Ухожу, ухожу.
105
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Я ещё вижу тебя!
106
00:07:01,184 --> 00:07:02,231
Да ладно!
107
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- Что ты тут делаешь?
- Я много думала о твоих словах...
108
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...и поняла, что наверное,
Я была немного предубеждённой.
109
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Да. О, но, ох.
110
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Вот - вот, Фиби, помни...
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...они просто исполняют
своё Рождественское...
112
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- ...предназначение. Да.
- Конечно.
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Эта как-то выглядит
не очень исполняюще.
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Эта из старых.
Он уносит их назад.
115
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Вы складываете старые сзади?
116
00:07:36,383 --> 00:07:37,976
Это так несправедливо.
117
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Мы освобождаем место для свежих.
118
00:07:41,823 --> 00:07:44,032
А что будет со старушками?
119
00:07:44,351 --> 00:07:46,160
Они пойдут в расщепитель.
120
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У меня чувство, что это не так
уж и весело, как ты говоришь.
121
00:08:06,559 --> 00:08:09,048
А эти имеют форму
персонажей Рождества.
122
00:08:09,183 --> 00:08:11,671
Санта, Рудольф и малыш Иисус.
123
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Я возьму коробку Иисусов
с кремовой начинкой.
124
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Одну коробку? Я пытаюсь отправить
маленькую девочку в Космолагерь.
125
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Подписываю тебя на 5 пачек.
Чендлер, что насчёт тебя?
126
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Хорошо. Есть у тебя диетические
с кокосовым вкусом?
127
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Нет, но кокос есть в Ханукальных
Меноральных.
128
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Я дам тебе 8 пачек.
По одной на каждую ночь.
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Мон?
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Я возьму пачечку Мятных сокровищ.
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Одну и всё.
132
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Я набрала вес после того,
как вступила в Коричневые птички.
133
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Помнишь? Папа скупал все мои
пачки и я их все съедала.
134
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Нет, Мон. Папа должен был скупать
все твои пачки...
135
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...как раз из-за того, что ты их
все съедала.
136
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Но, знаешь, я уверен, что сейчас
этого не случится.
137
00:09:01,631 --> 00:09:06,206
Почему бы мне не всучить тебе 3 мятных
сокровища и пару Рудольфовых?
138
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Нет.
139
00:09:09,631 --> 00:09:12,749
Ой, да ладно уж.
Ты же их очень хочешь.
140
00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:14,972
Не делай этого.
141
00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:19,755
Скажу тебе вот что, Мон.
Я дам тебе первую пачку бесплатно.
142
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О, боже! Мне надо бежать!
143
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Давай! Все крутые дети
едят такие.
144
00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,683
...а позже я покажу,
почему мы не ловим пауков...
145
00:09:30,815 --> 00:09:33,535
...кофейными чашками и не оставляем
их там подыхать.
146
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Меня обучают быть лучше в работе,
которую я ненавижу. Моя жизнь - дерьмо!
147
00:09:41,119 --> 00:09:44,931
Разве это не должно было быть временно?
Ты же хотела работать с модой.
148
00:09:45,023 --> 00:09:47,194
Да, я ещё стремлюсь к этому.
149
00:09:47,743 --> 00:09:50,331
Каким образом ты к этому стремишься?
150
00:09:50,463 --> 00:09:54,472
Кроме рассылания своих резюме
около двух лет назад?
151
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Ну, ещё я рассылала...
152
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...добрые мысли.
153
00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,868
Я считаю, что как только ты
получила эту работу...
154
00:10:04,031 --> 00:10:06,652
...у тебя не стало ничего, что толкало
бы тебя получить другую.
155
00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:08,808
Тебе нужен Страх.
156
00:10:09,215 --> 00:10:10,722
- Страх?
- Он прав.
157
00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:15,485
Бросишь эту работу - будет мотивация
стремиться к работе, которую хочешь.
158
00:10:15,583 --> 00:10:20,823
А почему ты на работе, которую ненавидишь?
Может тебе надо бросить её и заиметь Страх?
159
00:10:21,215 --> 00:10:23,452
Я слишком сильно его боюсь.
160
00:10:25,214 --> 00:10:30,603
Я не знаю. Я бы всё отдала, чтобы
работать дизайнером или закупщиком.
161
00:10:30,974 --> 00:10:33,409
Просто не хочется где-то в 30 лет
до сих пор работать тут.
162
00:10:33,503 --> 00:10:38,080
Да уж, это гораздо хуже, чем
когда тебе 28, а ты еще работаешь тут.
163
00:10:40,383 --> 00:10:44,943
Напомни мне повторить какой кофейник
без кофеина, а какой с простым кофе.
164
00:10:45,791 --> 00:10:48,258
А я не могу просто глянуть
на их ручки?
165
00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,659
Да уж, пожалуй.
166
00:10:50,623 --> 00:10:54,652
Ладно, прекрасно. Гантер, знаешь что?
Я ужасная официантка.
167
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Знаешь, почему я ужасная официантка?
Потому, что мне наплевать.
168
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Мне всё равно какой кофейник
с простым кофе, а какой без кофеина.
169
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Мне всё равно, где лежат подносы.
170
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Мне просто плевать.
Это не то, чем я хочу заниматься.
171
00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:11,980
Так что, я не думаю, что я должна
дальше это делать.
172
00:11:12,510 --> 00:11:14,980
- Я заявляю об уходе через неделю.
- Что?
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00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,551
Гантер, я увольняюсь.
174
00:11:18,815 --> 00:11:21,832
Это означает, что нам надо будет
платить за кофе?
175
00:11:27,071 --> 00:11:28,412
Так, 12.
176
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22.
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18.
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Что?
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Похоже на слово "сиськи".
180
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Рос, продай мне ещё коробку
Мятных сокровищ, ладно?
181
00:11:48,095 --> 00:11:49,986
Где Мятные сокровища?
182
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Кончились. Я их всех продал.
183
00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,155
Что?
184
00:11:55,487 --> 00:11:57,992
Моника, хватит уже.
185
00:12:03,199 --> 00:12:05,224
Всего лишь пару пачек.
186
00:12:06,719 --> 00:12:09,256
Ничего особенного, правда?
Я спокойна.
187
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,867
Ты должен помочь мне
парочкой пачек!
188
00:12:14,495 --> 00:12:17,097
Посмотри на себя.
У тебя вся шея в печенье.
189
00:12:17,375 --> 00:12:18,303
О, боже!
190
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- Итак, сколько ты продал уже?
- Смотри сюда.
191
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- Пятьсот семнадцать пачек!
- О, боже мой! Как ты достиг этого?
192
00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:30,679
Однажды вечером я уходил
из музея...
193
00:12:30,943 --> 00:12:35,169
...именно тогда, когда Лазер Флойд
запускал показ планетария.
194
00:12:35,359 --> 00:12:38,077
Без напряга я продал 50 пачек!
195
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:42,287
Так у меня вышло.
Мой ключ к успеху: Жеватели.
196
00:12:43,423 --> 00:12:47,965
И тогда я стал посещать Нью-Йоркские
общаги ближе к полуночи.
197
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И по случаю продавать печеньки.
198
00:12:52,927 --> 00:12:56,460
Меня прозвали "Печенькин чувак"!
199
00:12:58,047 --> 00:13:01,922
Прекращайте все ваши занятия.
Мне нужны конвертщики, марочники...
200
00:13:02,046 --> 00:13:05,692
- Кто это написал тебе эти резюме?
- Я. На своём компьютере.
201
00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:07,712
Ты какой-то большой шрифт использовал.
202
00:13:07,839 --> 00:13:10,874
Да. Ну, просто
"Официантка в кофейне"...
203
00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:15,075
...и заместитель капитана "Группы поддержки"
это слишком мало для страницы.
204
00:13:15,646 --> 00:13:16,923
Эй, вот потеха!
205
00:13:17,183 --> 00:13:19,638
Какой ты весёлый, Чендлер!
Ты просто весельчак!
206
00:13:19,838 --> 00:13:21,661
Знаешь что ещё весело?
207
00:13:22,303 --> 00:13:25,337
Разве я ещё что-то говорил?
208
00:13:25,567 --> 00:13:28,863
Не знаю. Разве не ты
подстрекал меня бросить работу...
209
00:13:29,023 --> 00:13:32,540
...тогда, когда мне абсолютно
нечем больше заняться?
210
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Уймись. Всё будет хорошо.
211
00:13:36,959 --> 00:13:40,321
Нет, не будет хорошо.
Завтра мой последний день...
212
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...а я не знаю что будет дальше.
213
00:13:42,815 --> 00:13:45,119
Знаешь что?
Я просто позвоню Гантеру...
214
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...скажу ему, что не ухожу.
215
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:49,666
Ты не хочешь испытать Страх?
216
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:53,055
Ты со своим дурацким Страхом!
Ненавижу твой Страх!
217
00:13:53,215 --> 00:13:55,617
Хотела бы я взять тебя
и твой Страх...
218
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Эй! У меня хорошие новости!
219
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Беги, Джоуи! Беги, спасай свою жизнь!
220
00:14:02,399 --> 00:14:06,446
Что? Рейч, слушай. Ты что-нибудь
слышала о Фортуната Фешенз?
221
00:14:07,103 --> 00:14:10,498
Мой папа чинил там сантехнику, и
слышал, что там есть вакансия.
222
00:14:10,655 --> 00:14:12,511
Хочешь, он усроит тебе собеседование?
223
00:14:12,638 --> 00:14:16,513
О, боже мой, да! Я очень хочу!
Это так мило, Джоуи.
224
00:14:16,799 --> 00:14:17,847
Не проблема.
225
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:20,320
А теперь, к хорошей новости.
226
00:14:20,479 --> 00:14:22,105
Это не была хорошая новость?
227
00:14:22,238 --> 00:14:24,561
Только если ты думаешь,
что может быть лучше чем эта.
228
00:14:24,735 --> 00:14:26,744
Снег-в-баллончике.
229
00:14:27,839 --> 00:14:29,978
Хотите, я украшу окошко?
230
00:14:30,174 --> 00:14:32,297
Придам ему Рождественское настроенье?
231
00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,021
Рождественское печенье?
232
00:14:39,199 --> 00:14:41,503
Вот, а эта будет Даглас фир.
233
00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:45,691
Немного больше денег,
но получаете запах получше.
234
00:14:45,982 --> 00:14:47,708
Выглядит хорошо. Я возьму её.
235
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:50,078
Стойте, стойте. Нет, нет!
Вы не хотите эту!
236
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,776
Нет, нет. Вы можете взять
эту клёвую коричневенькую.
237
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,574
Она же засохшая.
238
00:14:57,119 --> 00:15:00,732
Именно из-за этого вы должны её взять,
чтобы она исполнила своё предназначение.
239
00:15:00,927 --> 00:15:04,456
Иначе её закинут в расщепитель.
Скажи ему, Джоуи.
240
00:15:05,182 --> 00:15:08,860
Да, ёлки не исполнившие
Рождественского предназначения...
241
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:10,981
...кидают в расщепитель.
242
00:15:11,999 --> 00:15:15,298
Я думаю, что поищу-ка ещё
тут рядом.
243
00:15:15,839 --> 00:15:20,369
Фибс, перестань делать так.
Я же деньги получаю от проданного.
244
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:23,449
Я пришла забрать
свою Рождественскую ёлку.
245
00:15:23,582 --> 00:15:27,648
Чтож, тогда не выискивай больше!
Вот эта будет твоей!
246
00:15:29,438 --> 00:15:32,559
Это не та самая, которую
я выкинула в прошлом году?
247
00:15:33,343 --> 00:15:37,469
Да, ладно забудь!
Всем хочется зелёненькую!
248
00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:41,079
Простите. Я не хотела
так сильно волноваться.
249
00:15:41,535 --> 00:15:43,423
Эти праздники такие грустные.
250
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:47,128
О, дорогуша. Это от того,
что твоя мама умерла около Рождества?
251
00:15:47,295 --> 00:15:49,864
О! Я даже не думала об этом.
252
00:15:58,654 --> 00:16:01,624
Привет.
Сколько ты продала?
253
00:16:01,726 --> 00:16:06,320
Я не скажу тебе. Ты тот плохой
мужик, что сломал Саре ногу.
254
00:16:07,582 --> 00:16:10,019
Вот те на!
Это было случайно, ясно?
255
00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:12,222
Ты большой СКРОД.
256
00:16:13,342 --> 00:16:14,849
Кто такой скрод?
257
00:16:14,943 --> 00:16:16,917
Пойди посмотри в зеркало,
скрод.
258
00:16:19,102 --> 00:16:22,684
Не пойду я никуда.
Я уже посмотрел на тебя.
259
00:16:23,710 --> 00:16:25,425
Хорошо, девочки...
260
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:27,860
...и мужчина.
261
00:16:28,606 --> 00:16:31,145
Давайте посмотрим ваши достижения.
262
00:16:31,775 --> 00:16:32,869
Деби.
263
00:16:34,047 --> 00:16:37,443
Триста двадцать одна пачка
печенья. Очень хорошо.
264
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:39,818
Недостаточно хорошо.
265
00:16:40,511 --> 00:16:41,756
Шарла.
266
00:16:41,854 --> 00:16:43,809
Двести семьдесят восемь.
267
00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:46,022
Сожалею, дорогая, но всё-же
хорошо.
268
00:16:46,111 --> 00:16:47,899
Хорошо для скрода.
269
00:16:51,294 --> 00:16:52,723
Да, Элизабет.
270
00:16:53,695 --> 00:16:55,899
Восемьсот семьдесят одна.
271
00:16:56,094 --> 00:16:57,869
Вот гадство!
272
00:17:01,183 --> 00:17:02,743
Сестра Коричневая Птица...
273
00:17:03,711 --> 00:17:04,856
Хороший результат.
274
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,240
Кто следующий?
275
00:17:13,822 --> 00:17:15,480
- Здравствуйте.
- Да.
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00:17:16,895 --> 00:17:18,902
И заместитель Сары...
277
00:17:19,711 --> 00:17:21,172
...Росс Геллер.
278
00:17:22,110 --> 00:17:24,347
Восемьсот семдесят две.
279
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:30,497
Вобще-то похоже, что вы купили
огромное количество печенья сами.
280
00:17:30,654 --> 00:17:33,951
Это от того, что мой врач
утверждает, что у меня...
281
00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,053
...очень серьёзная...
282
00:17:37,151 --> 00:17:38,725
...ореховая...
283
00:17:40,575 --> 00:17:42,301
...недостаточность.
284
00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:46,986
Ну, рассказывай,
Коричневая птичка Росс.
285
00:17:47,807 --> 00:17:52,031
Я продул. Одна маленькая девочка
отдала свою форму сестре 19-ти лет...
286
00:17:52,126 --> 00:17:57,363
...а та съездила на авианосец Нимиц
и продала там больше 2000 пачек.
287
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,652
- Как прошло собеседование?
- А! Я его провалила.
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Я бы и сама себя никогда
не наняла бы.
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00:18:04,766 --> 00:18:05,781
Иди сюда, дорогуша.
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00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:07,094
Слушай...
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00:18:07,423 --> 00:18:12,592
...тебе придётся сходить примерно
на 1000 собеседований, пока тебя возьмут.
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00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:19,042
Это не то, что я хотел сказать.
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00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,568
Это самое противное Рождество.
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00:18:21,694 --> 00:18:24,762
Знаешь, Рейч, может, тебе стоило пока
остаться тут, в кофейне.
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00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:28,857
Я не могу. Уже поздно. Терри уже
нанял ту девушку там.
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00:18:29,022 --> 00:18:30,037
Посмотрите на неё.
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00:18:30,303 --> 00:18:33,450
У неё даже есть опыт
работы официанткой.
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00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:35,423
Вчера вечером она...
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00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,570
...учила всех делать...
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00:18:37,694 --> 00:18:39,038
...салфетки...
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00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,562
...в форме...
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00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,001
Это слово означало "лебедей".
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00:18:50,111 --> 00:18:55,084
Ну, вид пьяного Санты обоссавшего штаны
очень усилил моё Рождество.
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00:19:02,462 --> 00:19:04,039
О, боже мой!
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00:19:04,671 --> 00:19:06,347
С Рождеством!
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00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:09,661
Вы их спасли!
Ах, ребята!
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00:19:09,823 --> 00:19:11,745
О, боже, вы лучшие на свете!
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00:19:11,870 --> 00:19:15,469
Похоже на Ночь Оживших
Ёлочных Мертвецов.
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00:19:19,615 --> 00:19:20,694
Да, это она.
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00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:25,301
Вы шутите! Вы шутите!
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00:19:25,983 --> 00:19:27,805
О, спасибо! Я люблю вас!
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00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,467
Конечно, все любят разыгрывателей.
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00:19:30,591 --> 00:19:31,932
Меня взяли на работу!
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00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:34,363
Это здорово.
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00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:37,532
Господь, благослови нас, всех!
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00:19:39,966 --> 00:19:43,996
Вот и всё. Я подаю свою
последнюю чашку кофе.
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00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,054
Вот, держи.
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00:19:52,286 --> 00:19:53,530
Наслаждайся.
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00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:59,175
- Мне сказать ей, что я заказывал чай?
- Нет.
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00:20:00,543 --> 00:20:02,255
Извините меня присутсвующие.
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00:20:02,942 --> 00:20:05,115
Это мой последний вечер работы здесь...
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00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,064
...и я просто хотела сказать...
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00:20:08,223 --> 00:20:10,461
...что у меня тут появились новые друзья.
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00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:13,675
Просто пришло время двигаться дальше.
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00:20:16,894 --> 00:20:19,864
И не в обиду работающим тут...
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00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:23,479
...но вы не представляете как это
хорошо сказать вслух...
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00:20:23,583 --> 00:20:26,049
...что с этого момента...
328
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:30,847
...я никогда больше
не буду делать кофе.
329
00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:33,726
А мр. Каплан старший
любит кофе покрепче.
330
00:20:33,822 --> 00:20:37,119
Так что ты ложи два пакета
вместо одного.
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00:20:37,246 --> 00:20:40,164
Теперь, внимательно.
Эта часть очень сложна.
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00:20:40,350 --> 00:20:43,884
Видишь-ли, некоторые используют
фильтры только один раз...
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00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,971
Извини, ты не поедешь в
Космический лагерь...
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00:20:55,134 --> 00:21:00,190
...и я надеюсь, может частично
это сможет его заменить, хорошо?
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00:21:00,606 --> 00:21:01,883
Представляем...
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00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:07,171
...Сару Таддл в её Частном
Специальном Космическом Лагере!
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00:21:10,079 --> 00:21:11,935
Да не надо было этого делать.
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00:21:12,030 --> 00:21:14,005
А, да ладно, пошли!
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00:21:15,006 --> 00:21:18,040
Приготовиться к обратному отсчёту!
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00:21:19,071 --> 00:21:20,085
Десять...
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00:21:20,350 --> 00:21:21,528
Девять...
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00:21:21,726 --> 00:21:23,188
Восемь...
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00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:26,401
Ладно, запускай!
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Я инопланетянин! Я инопланетянин!
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00:21:37,854 --> 00:21:39,545
О, нет! Астероид!
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Перевёл: Dais 2010
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