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-Tell him!
-Please tell him!
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Shut up!
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Tell me what?
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You won't even look at him.
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Come on. I could use another
reason why women won't Look at me.
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AII right.
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Last night, I had a dream. . .
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. . .that you and I. . .
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. . .were. . . .
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Doing it on this table.
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Excellent dream score.
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Why would you dream that?
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More importantly. . .
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. . .was I any good?
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Well, you were pretty damn good.
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Interesting. In my dreams,
I'm surprisingly inadequate.
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Last night, you seemed to know
your way around the table.
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I love it when we share.
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You okay?
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I can't believe you two
had sex in her dream!
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I'm sorry.
It was a one-time thing.
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I was very drunk, and it was
someone else's subconscious.
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The One With the Ick Factor
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English Subtitles by
GELULA & CO., INC.
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Hello, Rachel.
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Get off!
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Oh, give me! Can you see me
operating a drill press?
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I don't know.
What are you wearing?
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Why would you want to
operate a drill press?
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For some short-term work.
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Till I get back some
of my massage clients.
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Pirates again?
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No. Nothing like that.
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I'm just such a dummy.
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I taught a ''Massage Yourself
at Home'' workshop.
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And they are.
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Hey, Chan, she could work for you.
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Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea.
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I could! I could do it!
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What is it?
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My secretary's gonna be out.
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She's having one of her
boobs reduced.
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It's a whole big boob story.
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I could be a secretary.
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I don't know if it's
your kind of thing. . .
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. . .because it involves
a lot of being normal. . .
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. . .for a large portion of the day.
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I could do that.
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-What're you playing with?
-My new beeper.
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Why does a paleontologist
need a beeper?
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Is it for dinosaur emergencies?
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Help! They're still extinct!
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It's for when Carol goes into labor.
She can get me wherever I am.
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AII she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO.
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A cool number and
a possible name for the kid.
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See you later.
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Off to see young Ethan?
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Thank you.
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How young is young Ethan?
Young?
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He's our age.
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When we were. . . .
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He's a senior in college.
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College?
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This man-child has no problem
with how old you are?
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No, of course not.
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It's not even an issue. . .
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. . .because I told him I was 22.
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-You what?
-What?
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Oh, I can't pass for 22?
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Well, maybe 25, 26.
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I am 26.
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There you go.
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Can you hear that?
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That'll stop
when you pick up the phone.
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Oh, I'm on!
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Mr. Bing's office.
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I'm sorry he's
in a meeting right now.
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I'm not in a meeting.
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Will he know what
this is in reference to?
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And he has your number?
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I'II see that he gets
the message. Bye-bye!
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Ross says hi.
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This is so fun!
What do we do now?
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Well, now I actually
have to get to work.
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''Most likely. ''
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Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
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AII right. Bye-bye.
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Bye-bye.
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Yes?
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What you doing?
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Okay, windows are clean.
Candles are lit.
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Belt's too tight.
Gotta change the belt.
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Did I turn the fish?
Nope, because I made lasagna.
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Am I out of control?
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Just a touch.
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Mon, I don't understand.
You've been dating this guy since. . .
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. . .his midterms.
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Why, all of the sudden,
are you so. . .?
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What?
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Could tonight be the night?
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I don't know. He's a great guy. . .
102
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. . .and I Love being with him.
But, you know. . .
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. . .things happen when they happen.
You don't plan these things.
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So did you shave your legs?
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Would you let it go, Ross?
It was just a dream.
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It doesn't mean--
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This is it! It's baby time.
Baby time!
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AII right, relax, just relax.
Be cool.
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Yeah, hi. I was just beeped.
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No, Andre is not here.
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Third time today.
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Yes, I am sure.
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I do not perform
those kind of services.
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Services?
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Oh, services.
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Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO.
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That's right.
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That's right.
JUMBO with a ''U,'' sir.
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No, you don't want me.
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Judging by his number,
I'd be a huge disappointment.
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Alrighty, bye-bye.
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How was the first day?
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Excellent!
Everyone was so, so nice!
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It pays to know the man
who wears my shoes.
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Me.
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-I didn't tell anyone I knew you.
-Why not?
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Well, because, you know.
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They don't Like you.
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What?
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I thought you knew.
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Who doesn't Like me?
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Everyone.
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Except for. . . .
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No. Everyone.
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What are you talking about?
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Don't feel bad.
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You know, they used to
Like you a Lot.
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But you got promoted,
and now you're. . .
139
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. . .Mr. Boss Man.
You know, Mr. Big.
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Mr. Bing. Boss Man Bing.
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I can't believe it.
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Yeah. They even do you.
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They ''do'' me?
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You know, Like, okay.
145
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''Could that report be any Later?''
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I don't sound Like that.
147
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Yeah, you do.
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''The hills are alive
with the sound. . .
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. . .of music. ''
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''My scone!
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My scone! ''
152
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I don't sound Like that.
That is so not true.
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That is so not--
That is so not--
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That--
Oh, shut up!
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-Did not!
-I'm telling you, up until I was 9. . .
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. . .I thought gunpoint was
a place where crimes happened.
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How's that possible?
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It's always on the news.
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''A man is being held up at Gunpoint. ''
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''Tourists are terrorized
at Gunpoint. ''
161
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And I kept thinking,
why do people continue to go there?
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I should go.
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-Unless--
-What?
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Unless you wanna stay over.
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I mean, I'm going to. So. . . .
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Yeah, I'd really Like that.
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Before we get into any
staying-over stuff. . .
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. . .there's something you should know.
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Is this, Like,
''I have an early class tomorrow'' . . .
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. . .or ''I'm secretly married
to a goat''?
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Well, it's somewhere in between.
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You see, in a strictly technical
sense, of course, I'm not. . . .
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Well, I mean, I haven't ever. . . .
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Ethan?
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Are you a virgin?
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Well, if that's what you kids are
calling it these days, then. . .
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. . .yes, I am.
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I am. I've kind of been
waiting for the right person.
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Really?
180
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You do know I was talking
about you, right?
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Wow!
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You keep saying that.
183
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You know, you read about it.
You see it in the movies.
184
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Even when you practice it at home,
man, oh, man. . .
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. . .it is nothing Like that.
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Listen, listen.
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You told me something
that was really difficult for you.
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And I figure if you can
be honest, then I can too.
189
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Don't tell me I did it wrong.
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Nothing wrong about that.
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Here goes.
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I'm not 22.
193
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I'm 25. . .
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. . .and 1 3 months.
195
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But I figure that shouldn’t
change anything.
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What does it matter how old we are?
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Listen. . .
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. . .as long as we're
telling stuff. . .
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. . .I have another one for you.
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I'm a little younger than I said.
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You're not a senior?
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Oh, I'm a senior. . .
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. . .in high school.
204
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What we did was wrong.
205
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I just had sex with someone who
wasn't alive during the bicentennial!
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I just had sex.
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Ethan, focus.
How could you not tell me?
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You never told me your age.
209
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That's different!
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My lie didn't make one of us
a felon in 48 states!
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-What were you thinking?
-I was too busy falling--
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Don't say it!
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In Love with you.
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Really?
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Sorry.
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Well, fall out of it.
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You shouldn’t be here.
It's a school night!
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Oh, God!
219
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I'm Like those women
that you see. . .
220
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. . .with shiny guys named Chad.
221
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I'm Joan Collins.
222
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Who?
223
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Andre should be there
in about 45 minutes.
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Alrighty. Bye-bye.
225
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It's just easier that way.
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You told me about the last dream.
227
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No. Forget it.
228
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Why not? Was I doing
something particularly saucy?
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AII right. Fine.
230
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You were not the only one there.
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Joey was too.
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AII right.
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Was there. . .
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. . .anybody else there?
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No.
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You sure? Nobody. . .
237
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. . .handing out mints or anything?
238
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No, just the three of us.
239
00:14:02,172 --> 00:14:03,844
So was it you and Chandler. . .
240
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:06,367
. . .then you and me
or you, me and Chandler?
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-You know what?
-What?
242
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:13,244
There were times. . .
243
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. . .when it wasn't even me.
244
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That is so sweet, you guys!
245
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Mon, Ethan called again.
246
00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:43,248
What?
247
00:14:43,452 --> 00:14:44,680
Ethan called again.
248
00:14:46,092 --> 00:14:47,445
You're not seeing him anymore?
249
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No.
250
00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:51,447
Sometimes, just things don't work out.
251
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This has nothing to do with him
needing a note to get out of gym?
252
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I didn't say any--
I did not say anything. I swear.
253
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He stopped by.
254
00:15:04,212 --> 00:15:05,565
Next time you talk to him. . .
255
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:09,208
. . .could you ask him which one
the strongest Power Ranger is?
256
00:15:11,692 --> 00:15:15,287
Oh, my life is just so amusing.
Can we drop it now?
257
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Sorry.
258
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''It's morphin time! ''
259
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-Stegosaurus!
-Tyrannosaurus!
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I gotta go.
261
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Head rush.
262
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One more, and then I have to go.
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Cool.
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Where you going?
265
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A birthday party
with some work people.
266
00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:44,211
Work people?
267
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,202
Nobody told me.
268
00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:48,647
No, I know.
That's part of the whole. . .
269
00:15:48,892 --> 00:15:51,167
. . .them-not-liking-you
extravaganza.
270
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:56,204
I don't get it. A month ago,
these people were my friends.
271
00:15:56,412 --> 00:15:59,324
Just because I'm in charge,
I'm not a different person.
272
00:15:59,652 --> 00:16:04,282
Then come, hang out. Let them see
what a great guy you still are.
273
00:16:04,492 --> 00:16:06,528
-You think I should?
-I really do.
274
00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,164
But could we not go together?
275
00:16:11,772 --> 00:16:14,411
I don't wanna be the geek
who invited the boss.
276
00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,611
Last night was great.
277
00:16:19,852 --> 00:16:23,401
You know, the karaoke thing?
Tracy and I doing ''Ebony and Ivory. ''
278
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:26,286
You were great!
But they still made fun of you.
279
00:16:26,932 --> 00:16:27,728
What?
280
00:16:27,932 --> 00:16:29,650
Now you're Mr. Caring Boss.
281
00:16:29,892 --> 00:16:31,371
Mr. I'm-one-of-you Boss.
282
00:16:31,572 --> 00:16:34,166
Mr. I-wanna-be-your-buddy.
Boss Man Bing!
283
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,010
Then I don't get it.
284
00:16:37,892 --> 00:16:41,487
Well, you know what, Chandler?
I think you just gotta face it.
285
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:44,047
You're, Like, the guy
in the big office.
286
00:16:44,252 --> 00:16:47,005
You're the one that hires them
and fires them.
287
00:16:47,252 --> 00:16:48,685
They say you're a great boss.
288
00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:49,808
They do?
289
00:16:50,052 --> 00:16:52,441
But they're not
your friends anymore.
290
00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:55,369
-I just want--
-But you can't.
291
00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:57,527
But I just want--
292
00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:08,888
Are you gonna--
293
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:12,607
Carol and I have a new system.
If she punches in 9-1 -1 . . .
294
00:17:12,812 --> 00:17:16,202
. . .it means she's having a baby.
Otherwise, I just ignore it.
295
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,567
What about Andre?
296
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:20,764
He got a call from what I think
was our cousin, Nathan.
297
00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:23,611
Frankly, it was a Little more
than I needed to know.
298
00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:33,331
That was gonna be my opener.
299
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:38,447
Did you guys check out those
new hand dryers in the bathroom?
300
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,802
-I thought that was just a rumor.
-True story.
301
00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,442
Look, I gotta tell you something.
302
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,321
I'm not 1 7. I said that so you'd
think I was cute and vulnerable.
303
00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:52,647
I'm actually 30.
304
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:55,804
I have a wife. I have a job.
I'm your congressman.
305
00:17:57,092 --> 00:17:59,652
This is ridiculous.
We are great together!
306
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:03,646
We can talk. We make each other
laugh. And the sex. Oh, man!
307
00:18:03,852 --> 00:18:06,571
I have no frame of reference,
but I thought that was great!
308
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,524
-It was.
-What's the problem?
309
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,003
Ethan, it's. . . .
310
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:16,928
It's icky.
311
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:18,768
''Icky''?
312
00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:23,082
You're actually gonna throw this away
because it's icky?
313
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:26,368
This isn't easy for me either.
314
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,051
I wish things were different.
315
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,760
If you were older
or I was younger. . .
316
00:18:30,972 --> 00:18:33,486
. . .or we lived in biblical times. . .
317
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:35,248
. . .I could really--
318
00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:36,965
No, don't say it.
319
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,207
Love you.
320
00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,803
-Are your hands still wet?
-They're moist.
321
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:46,604
Let's dry them again.
322
00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:55,802
Or, Like, ''Could these margaritas
be any stronger?''
323
00:18:57,932 --> 00:18:59,047
Hey, Chandler.
324
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,611
Hello, Mr. Bing.
325
00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:03,167
Loved your Stevie Wonder Last night.
326
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,047
Thanks. About the weekly numbers. . .
327
00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,760
. . .I'm gonna need them
on my desk by 9:00.
328
00:19:09,972 --> 00:19:11,769
-Sure.
-No problem.
329
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,644
You have to give them something.
330
00:19:16,852 --> 00:19:20,003
That was Gerston, Santos,
and who's the guy with the mustache?
331
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,043
-Petrie.
-Petrie. Right, okay.
332
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,852
Well, some people are
gonna be working. . .
333
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,047
. . .this weekend.
334
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:56,765
Oh, that's nice.
335
00:20:02,292 --> 00:20:03,122
Ross!
336
00:20:13,572 --> 00:20:14,800
I'm here.
337
00:20:16,972 --> 00:20:17,961
You are?
338
00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:25,170
We were just. . . .
339
00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:27,768
What?
340
00:20:31,052 --> 00:20:32,690
Great. Now I'm having a baby.
341
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,128
What?
342
00:20:35,492 --> 00:20:38,609
I'm having a baby! I'm having a--
343
00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:41,406
-The phone, the phone!
-I don't have the phone.
344
00:20:45,652 --> 00:20:46,801
I'm hurt.
345
00:20:51,692 --> 00:20:54,411
Monica, let's go!
Come on, people! Woman in Labor!
346
00:20:54,892 --> 00:20:57,122
-Look what I got going.
-Save it for the cab.
347
00:20:58,892 --> 00:21:01,122
What are you doing?
We're going to a hospital!
348
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,641
I can't Look nice?
There are doctors there.
349
00:21:04,612 --> 00:21:07,604
-Joey, get out of the fridge!
-AII right, all right!
350
00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:10,249
-What is that?
-For the ride.
351
00:21:10,452 --> 00:21:12,124
-Like in a cab--
-Save it!
352
00:21:12,332 --> 00:21:13,128
Hating this.
353
00:21:13,332 --> 00:21:15,288
Monica, come on, now! Let's go!
354
00:21:15,492 --> 00:21:16,402
Baby coming!
355
00:21:16,652 --> 00:21:19,041
I can't believe I'm gonna be
an aunt!
356
00:21:19,292 --> 00:21:20,645
I'II have a nephew!
357
00:21:20,892 --> 00:21:22,530
That's nice. Get out!
358
00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:27,803
AII right, I'm going.
I'm going.
359
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:37,008
Here we go. Come on.
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-Скажи ему!
-Пожалуйста скажи!
2
00:00:03,972 --> 00:00:04,768
Заткнитесь.
3
00:00:04,972 --> 00:00:06,121
Сказать мне что?
4
00:00:06,332 --> 00:00:07,685
Ты даже не смотришь на него.
5
00:00:07,892 --> 00:00:11,646
Давай. Будет одной причиной больше, почему женщины
не смотрят на меня.
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Ладно.
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00:00:13,292 --> 00:00:16,125
Прошлой ночью мне приснился сон...
8
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...что ты и я...
9
00:00:17,892 --> 00:00:18,688
...мы...
10
00:00:18,892 --> 00:00:20,689
Делали это на столе.
11
00:00:22,812 --> 00:00:25,406
Вот это ты удачно приснился.
12
00:00:28,972 --> 00:00:30,849
Почему тебе это приснилось?
13
00:00:32,292 --> 00:00:33,645
Более важно...
14
00:00:33,852 --> 00:00:35,080
был ли я хорош?
15
00:00:36,452 --> 00:00:39,012
Что ж, ты был чертовски хорош.
16
00:00:39,292 --> 00:00:42,523
Интересно. В моих снах у меня на удивление ничего
не получается.
17
00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:47,604
Прошлой ночью ты хорошо знал как вести себя за
столом.
18
00:00:51,372 --> 00:00:53,602
Обожаю когда мы делимся интимным.
19
00:00:57,452 --> 00:00:58,248
Ты в порядке?
20
00:00:58,492 --> 00:01:01,609
Не могу поверить что вы занимались сексом в её
сне!
21
00:01:02,372 --> 00:01:04,249
Извини.
Больше не повторится.
22
00:01:04,452 --> 00:01:07,649
Просто я перепил и это было чужое подсознание.
23
00:01:09,212 --> 00:01:11,282
Эпизод с фактором неприглядности
24
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Привет, Рейчел.
25
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Слезь со стола!
26
00:02:01,572 --> 00:02:04,609
Дай-ка ее сюда! Вы можете меня представить с дрелью?
27
00:02:06,092 --> 00:02:08,003
Не знаю.
А что на тебе надето?
28
00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:14,086
А зачем тебе может понадобиться дрель?
29
00:02:14,292 --> 00:02:15,611
Для временной работы.
30
00:02:15,812 --> 00:02:18,042
Пока я не верну себе клиентов на массаж.
31
00:02:18,292 --> 00:02:19,805
Опять конкуренты?
32
00:02:20,372 --> 00:02:22,761
Нет, ничего подобного.
33
00:02:22,972 --> 00:02:25,042
Я просто такая глупая
34
00:02:25,292 --> 00:02:27,852
Я провела семинар по теме "Сделайте себе
массаж в домашних условиях".
35
00:02:28,092 --> 00:02:29,605
И они так и делают.
36
00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:33,048
Эй, Чендлер, она могла бы поработать на тебя.
37
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Спасибо, Джои. Это хорошая идея.
38
00:02:36,572 --> 00:02:38,051
Я могу! Я могу сделать это!
39
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Так в чем дело?
40
00:02:39,532 --> 00:02:41,204
Моей секретарши не будет.
41
00:02:41,412 --> 00:02:43,368
У нее пластика по уменьшению одной сиськи.
42
00:02:44,812 --> 00:02:47,280
Это целая история о больших сиськах.
43
00:02:47,492 --> 00:02:48,720
Я бы могла быть твоей секретаршей.
44
00:02:49,292 --> 00:02:51,806
Я не знаю, сможешь ли ты...
45
00:02:52,012 --> 00:02:54,401
...потому что придется быть нормальной...
46
00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:56,771
...большую часть дня.
47
00:02:57,172 --> 00:02:58,810
Я бы смогла.
48
00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:02,362
-С чем это ты играешь?
-Мой новый пейджер.
49
00:03:02,572 --> 00:03:04,927
Зачем палеонтологу пейджер?
50
00:03:05,132 --> 00:03:07,043
Это для экстренных ситуаций с динозаврами?
51
00:03:07,292 --> 00:03:08,964
На помощь! Они всё же вымерли!
52
00:03:10,492 --> 00:03:13,848
Это на случай, если у Кэрол начнутся схватки.
Она сможет сообщить мне, где бы я ни был.
53
00:03:14,092 --> 00:03:17,528
Ей просто нужно набрать 55-ДЖИМБО.
54
00:03:18,372 --> 00:03:20,806
Классный номер и возможное имя для ребенка.
55
00:03:21,852 --> 00:03:22,807
Ладно, до скорого.
56
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Свидание с молодым Итаном?
57
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Спасибо.
58
00:03:27,092 --> 00:03:29,606
А насколько молод молодой Итан?
Молодой?
59
00:03:30,492 --> 00:03:32,642
Он нашего возраста.
60
00:03:32,892 --> 00:03:34,405
Когда нам было по...
61
00:03:38,012 --> 00:03:39,604
Он в выпускном классе колледжа.
62
00:03:39,852 --> 00:03:40,967
Колледжа?
63
00:03:42,612 --> 00:03:45,206
И этому мужчине-мальчику не важно, сколько лет
тебе?
64
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Нет, конечно нет.
65
00:03:46,892 --> 00:03:48,644
И это вообще не проблема...
66
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...потому что я сказала ему что мне 22.
67
00:03:50,692 --> 00:03:51,920
- Ты что?
- Что?
68
00:03:52,132 --> 00:03:53,565
Я не выгляжу на 22?
69
00:03:53,772 --> 00:03:55,603
Ну, может быть на 25,26.
70
00:03:55,852 --> 00:03:56,887
Мне и так 26.
71
00:03:57,292 --> 00:03:58,361
Ну вот.
72
00:04:10,692 --> 00:04:12,011
Ты слышишь этот звук?
73
00:04:16,092 --> 00:04:18,083
Если поднять трубку, он прекратится.
74
00:04:20,812 --> 00:04:21,801
А, я отвечу!
75
00:04:24,692 --> 00:04:26,808
Офис мистера Бинга.
76
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Мне очень жаль, но он сейчас на совещании.
77
00:04:31,092 --> 00:04:32,650
Я не на совещании.
78
00:04:32,892 --> 00:04:35,452
А Вы не скажете, по какому вопросу Вы звоните?
79
00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:37,205
И у него есть Ваш номер?
80
00:04:37,412 --> 00:04:40,006
Я прослежу, чтобы он получил Ваше сообщение. До
свидания!
81
00:04:43,452 --> 00:04:44,248
Привет от Росса.
82
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Так здорово!
Что дальше?
83
00:04:48,612 --> 00:04:51,365
Дальше мне, в общем-то, надо работать.
84
00:04:51,612 --> 00:04:53,204
Скорее всего,
85
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я буду там.
86
00:04:59,412 --> 00:05:01,209
Хорошо. Пока.
87
00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:02,805
Пока.
88
00:05:08,252 --> 00:05:09,048
Слушаю!
89
00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:11,010
Чего ты делаешь?
90
00:05:14,092 --> 00:05:17,368
Так, окна вымыты.
Свечи - горят.
91
00:05:17,572 --> 00:05:19,767
Ремень слишком тугой.
Нужен другой ремень.
92
00:05:19,972 --> 00:05:22,850
А рыбу я перевернула?
Неа, потому что я готовлю лазанью.
93
00:05:24,492 --> 00:05:25,527
Я слишком нервничаю?
94
00:05:26,212 --> 00:05:27,645
Самую малость.
95
00:05:28,212 --> 00:05:31,807
Мон, я не понимаю.
Ты встречаешься с этим парнем...
96
00:05:32,012 --> 00:05:33,047
...с середины семестра.
97
00:05:34,452 --> 00:05:36,602
И почему, ни с того ни с сего, ты вдруг так...?
98
00:05:40,812 --> 00:05:41,608
Что?
99
00:05:42,492 --> 00:05:45,211
Может быть, сегодня тот самый вечер?
100
00:05:46,772 --> 00:05:49,650
Я не знаю. Он - классный парень...
101
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...и мне нравится быть с ним.
Но, понимаешь...
102
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...все случается, когда случается.
Это нельзя спланировать.
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Так ты побрила ноги?
104
00:06:04,972 --> 00:06:07,850
Росс, может уже хватит?
Это был просто сон.
105
00:06:08,052 --> 00:06:09,451
Это не значит---
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Вот! Ребенок!
Это ребенок!
107
00:06:13,892 --> 00:06:16,326
Так, расслабься, просто расслабься.
Спокойно.
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Ага, привет. Я получил вызов на пейджер.
109
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Нет, Андре здесь нет.
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Третий раз за день.
111
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Да, я уверен.
112
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Я не оказываю услуг такого рода.
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Услуг?
114
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А, услуг.
115
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Ага, Вам нужен номер 55-ДЖАМБО.
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Правильно.
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Правильно.
ДЖАМБО, через "А", сэр.
118
00:06:47,852 --> 00:06:49,251
Нет, я Вам не нужен.
119
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Судя по его номеру, я был бы большим разочарованием.
120
00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:55,803
Ладненько, пока.
121
00:06:59,412 --> 00:07:01,209
И как прошел первый день?
122
00:07:01,412 --> 00:07:04,643
Восхитительно!
Все были так добры!
123
00:07:04,852 --> 00:07:07,286
Все же хорошо знать человека, который носит мою
обувь.
124
00:07:08,492 --> 00:07:09,288
Меня.
125
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- Я никому не сказала, что мы знакомы.
- Почему?
126
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Потом что, понимаешь...
127
00:07:16,572 --> 00:07:18,005
Ты им не нравишься.
128
00:07:21,612 --> 00:07:22,408
Что?
129
00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:23,641
Я думала, ты знаешь
130
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Кому я не нравлюсь?
131
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Всем.
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Кроме...
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Нет. Всем.
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Да что ты такое говоришь?
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Не расстраивайся.
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Знаешь, раньше ты им очень нравился.
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Но потом тебя повысили, и теперь ты...
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... мистер начальник.
Понимаешь, Босс.
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Мистер Бинг. Большой Босс Бинг.
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Поверить не могу.
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Ага. Они даже тебя изображают.
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"Изображают"?
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В смысле, что-то вроде...
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«Этот отчет можно было сделать еще Позже?»
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Я так не говорю.
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Ага, говоришь!
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"Эти холмы оживают под звуки...
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... музыки".
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"Моя булочка!
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Моя булочка!"
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Я так не говорю.
Это настолько не так.
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Это настолько не --
Это настолько не --
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Это --
А, заткнитесь!
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- Нет!
- Говорю тебе, где-то до 9 лет...
155
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... я думал, что прицел - это место, где совершаются
преступления.
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Как это?
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Так всегда в новостях говорят.
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"Мужчину держали под Прицелом".
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"Над туристами издевались, держа их под Прицелом".
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И я всегда думал, ну почему люди продолжают туда
ездить?
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Я, наверное, пойду.
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- Если только--
- Что?
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Если только не хочешь остаться.
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В смысле, я-то остаюсь. Так что...
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Ага, я с удовольствием.
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Прежде, чем мы перейдем к вопросу об остаться...
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...я бы хотел, чтобы ты кое-что узнала.
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Это кое-что из серии "у меня завтра урок
рано утром"...
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...или "Я тайно обвенчан с козой"?
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Ну, это где-то посередине.
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Понимаешь, говоря строго технически, конечно,
я еше не...
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В смысле, у меня никогда не было...
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Итан?
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Ты - девственник?
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Ну, если вы сейчас это так называете, то..
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... тогда да.
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Да. Я вроде как ждал ту самую девушку.
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Правда?
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Ты же понимаешь, что я говорю о тебе?
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Ух ты!
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Ты все время это повторяешь.
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Понимаешь, об этом читаешь.
Видишь в кино.
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Даже когда тренируешься дома, сам...
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... это даже близко не похоже на это.
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Послушай, послушай.
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Ты сказал мне что-то, что тебе было очень трудно
сказать.
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И я думаю, если ты честен, то и я тоже должна
быть честной.
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Только не говори, что я сделал это неправильно.
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Нет-нет, с этим все нормально.
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Значит так.
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Мне не 22.
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Мне 25...
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...и 13 месяцев.
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Но я думаю, это ничего не меняет.
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Разве важно, сколько нам лет?
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Слушай...
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...раз уж мы начали откровенничать...
198
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... я должен сказать еще кое-что.
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Я немного моложе, чем я сказал.
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Ты не в выпускном классе?
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Я-то в выпускном классе...
202
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... но школы.
203
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То, что мы сделали, - неправильно.
204
00:12:03,252 --> 00:12:07,404
Я только что занималась сексом с парнем, который
даже еще не родился, когда мы праздновали двухсотлетие
принятия Декларации независимости в 1976!!
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Я только что занимался сексом!
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Итан, сконцентрируйся.
Как ты мог не сказать мне?
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Ты же не сказала мне, сколько лет тебе.
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Это совсем другое!
209
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Моя ложь не сделала одного из нас преступником
в 48 штатах!
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- О чем ты думал?
- Я был слишком занят тем, что постепенно в тебя
--
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Не говори этого!
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Влюблялся.
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Правда?
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Прости.
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Хорошо, давай вылюбляйся обратно.
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Ты не должен даже быть здесь.
Тебе завтра в школу!
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О, Боже!
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Я как одна из тех женщин, которых можно видеть...
219
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... с молоденькими мальчиками по имени Чэд.
220
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Я - Джоан Коллинз.
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Кто?
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Андре будет примерно через 45 минут.
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Ладненько. Пока.
224
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Так намного проще.
225
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Ты же рассказала мне о последнем сне.
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Нет. Забудь.
227
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Почему нет? Я делал что-то особенно игривое?
228
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Хорошо. Ладно.
229
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Там был не только ты.
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Еще там был Джоуи.
231
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Хорошо.
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А там был...
233
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... кто-нибудь еще?
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Нет.
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Точно? Никто...
236
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...не раздавал мятные конфеты или еще чего?
237
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Нет, только мы втроем.
238
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Так это была ты и Чэндлер...
239
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... потом ты и я, или ты, я и Чэндлер?
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- Знаете что?
- Что?
241
00:14:11,492 --> 00:14:13,244
В некоторых ситуациях...
242
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... вы обходились без меня.
243
00:14:24,892 --> 00:14:28,202
Ребята, это так мило!
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Мон, Итан снова звонил.
245
00:14:42,452 --> 00:14:43,248
Что?
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Итан снова звонил.
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Ты с ним больше не встречаешься?
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Нет.
249
00:14:49,252 --> 00:14:51,447
Иногда что-то просто не срабатывает.
250
00:14:51,772 --> 00:14:55,731
Это никак не связано с тем, что ему нужна записка
от родителей, чтобы уйти с урока физкультуры?
251
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Я ничего не --
Я ничего не говорила. Честно.
252
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Он сюда заглядывал.
253
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В следующий раз, когда будешь с ним разговаривать...
254
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...спроси у него, кто из "Могучих Рейнджеров"
самый могучий?
255
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Ага, какая у меня веселая жизнь.
Может, хватит уже?
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Прости.
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"Время морфов!"
258
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- Стегозавр!
- Тираннозавр!
259
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Мне надо идти.
260
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:28,811
Голова закружилась.
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Еще разок, и потом я пойду.
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Клево.
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00:15:38,372 --> 00:15:39,168
А куда ты идешь?
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Вечеринка в честь дня рождения с ребятами с работы.
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00:15:42,732 --> 00:15:44,211
С работы?
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Мне не сказали.
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Ага, я знаю.
Это все часть этой...
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..фантасмагории "Ты им не нравишься".
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Ничего не понимаю. Еще месяц назад эти люди были
моими друзьями.
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Из-за того, что я стал начальником, я не изменился.
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Тогда приходи, потусуемся. Докажи им, что ты все
еще классный парень.
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- Думаешь, стоит?
- Думаю да.
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Только давай пойдем порознь?
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Не хочу быть той придурочной, которая пргласила
босса.
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А вчера вечером было здорово.
276
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Помнишь, с караоке?
Я и Трейси пели как Маккартни и Стиви Уандер!
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Ага, здорово!
Но все равно они над тобой посмеиваются.
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Что?
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Теперь ты - мистер Заботливый Босс.
280
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Мистер "я такой же как вы" Босс.
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Мистер "Я хочу быть вашим другом".
Большой Босс Бинг!
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Я просто не понимаю.
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Ладно, знаешь что, Чэндлер?
Думаю, тебе придется с этим смириться.
284
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Ты, ну, не знаю, как парень из большого кабинета.
285
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Ты тот, кто их берет на работу и увольняет.
286
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И они говорят, что ты классный начальник.
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00:16:49,012 --> 00:16:49,808
Правда?
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И при этом ты им больше не друг.
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00:16:53,572 --> 00:16:55,369
- Я просто хочу--
- Но ты не можешь.
290
00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:57,527
Но я просто хочу--
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00:17:08,092 --> 00:17:08,888
А ты не собираешься--
292
00:17:09,092 --> 00:17:12,607
У нас с Кэрол новая система.
Если она присылает 9-1-1...
293
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...это значит, что она рожает.
В противном случае я просто игнорирую сообщения.
294
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:17,567
А что там с Андре?
295
00:17:17,772 --> 00:17:20,764
Ему позвонил, как мне показалось, наш двоюродный
брат Натан.
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00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:23,611
И если честно, я узнал немного больше, чем мне
хотелось.
297
00:17:32,012 --> 00:17:33,331
Это я должна была сказать.
298
00:17:34,772 --> 00:17:38,447
Ребята, а вы видели новые сушилки в уборной?
299
00:17:38,652 --> 00:17:40,802
- Я думал, это просто слухи.
- Нет, это правда.
300
00:17:45,292 --> 00:17:47,442
Слушай, я должен сказать тебе кое-что.
301
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:51,321
Мне не 17. Я сказал так, чтобы ты думала, что
я милый и ранимый.
302
00:17:51,532 --> 00:17:52,647
Вообще-то мне 30.
303
00:17:52,892 --> 00:17:55,804
Я женат. Я работаю.
Я конгрессмен.
304
00:17:57,092 --> 00:17:59,652
Это же смешно.
Нам же хорошо вместе!
305
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:03,646
Мы можем говорить. Мы смешим друг друга. А секс!
О, Боже!
306
00:18:03,852 --> 00:18:06,571
Мне-то и сравнить не с чем, но я думаю, это просто
класс!
307
00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,524
- Это так.
- Тогда в чем дело?
308
00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:14,003
Итан, это...
309
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:16,928
Это неприглядно.
310
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:18,768
"Неприглядно"?
311
00:18:19,612 --> 00:18:23,082
Ты хочешь все это прекратить, потому что это неприглядно?
312
00:18:24,412 --> 00:18:26,368
Для меня это тоже не просто.
313
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,051
Если бы все было иначе.
314
00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:30,760
Если бы ты был постарше, или я помоложе...
315
00:18:30,972 --> 00:18:33,486
...или мы жили бы в библейские времена...
316
00:18:34,452 --> 00:18:35,248
...я бы действительно смогла--
317
00:18:35,452 --> 00:18:36,965
Нет, не говори этого.
318
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,207
Полюбить тебя.
319
00:18:42,812 --> 00:18:44,803
- У вас руки еще мокрые?
- Ага, влажные.
320
00:18:45,012 --> 00:18:46,604
Давайте их еще посушим.
321
00:18:52,492 --> 00:18:55,802
Или "А эта маргарита может быть еще крепче"?
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00:18:57,932 --> 00:18:59,047
Привет, Чэндлер.
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Здравствуйте, мистер Бинг.
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00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:03,167
Классно Вы вчера как Стиви Уандер.
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Спасибо. Насчет отчетов за неделю...
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00:19:07,292 --> 00:19:09,760
...они должны быть у меня на столе к 9:00.
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- Конечно.
- Без проблем.
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Надо же их чем-то занять.
329
00:19:16,852 --> 00:19:20,003
Это были Герстон, Сантос и, кто этот парень с
усами?
330
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:22,043
- Петри.
- Петри. Ага, Лдано.
331
00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,852
Кое-кто будет работать...
332
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,047
...в эти выходные.
333
00:19:55,252 --> 00:19:56,765
О, как приятно.
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Росс!
335
00:20:13,572 --> 00:20:14,800
Я здесь.
336
00:20:16,972 --> 00:20:17,961
Здесь?
337
00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:25,170
Просто мы...
338
00:20:26,972 --> 00:20:27,768
Что?
339
00:20:31,052 --> 00:20:32,690
Класс. Теперь это ребенок.
340
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,128
Что?
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Мой ребенок! Ребенок---
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- Где телефон, телефон?
- У меня нет телефона.
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Мне больно.
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Моника, поехали!
Народ, давайте! У женщины схватки!
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- Посмотри-ка сюда.
- Оставь это до такси.
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Что ты делаешь?
Мы едем в больницу!
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Я же могу выглядеть красиво?
Там могут быть доктора.
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- Джоуи, вылезай из холодильника!
- Хорошо, хорошо!
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- Что это такое?
- На дорогу.
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- Будто в такси --
- Прекрати!
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Терпеть этого не могу.
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Моника, поехали! Давай!
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Ребенок рождается!
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Поверить не могу, я буду тетей!
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У меня будет племянник!
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Это здорово. Пошли!
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Хорошо. Я иду. Я иду.
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Пойдем, идем.
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