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Who the winny-binny boy?
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You the winny-winny-binny-binny boy!
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Don't cry.
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Don't cry.
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Why is he still crying?
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Don't worry. Nothing can't
be solved by happy keys.
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Yeah, I was feel much better when
someone shaked Jacks medal in my face.
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Let me hold him for a sec.
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Here we go.
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There we are.
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Maybe it's me.
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Don't be silly. Ben loves you.
He's just being Mr. Cranky Pants.
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You know, I once dated
a Miss Cranky Pants.
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Lovely girl. Kind of moody.
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There we go, all better.
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There's my little boy.
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Can I see something?
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Cool!
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He hates me.
My nephew hates me!
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I'm unemployed, and my nephew hates me!
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Stop, don't do this.
You are just unemployed.
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What if my own baby hates me?
What do I do then?
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Monica, stop! This is nuts.
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Do you know how long it'll be before
you have to deal with this problem?
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You don't even have a boyfriend yet.
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Joey, she does not look fat.
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The One With the Baby on the Bus
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Here you go.
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Goo, goo, goo!
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That is so funny!
Let me see that a sec.
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You okay?
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I don't know.
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What's in this pie?
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I don't know. Butter and eggs
and flour and lime and kiwi
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Kiwi? Kiwi?!
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You said it was a key lime pie.
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No, I didn't. I said kiwi lime.
That's what makes it so special.
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That's what's gonna kill me.
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I'm allergic to kiwi.
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No, you're not. You're allergic
to lobster and peanuts and
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Oh, my God!
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It's definitely getting worse.
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Is your tongue swelling up?
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Either that or my mouth
is getting smaller!
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Get your coat.
We're going to the hospital.
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- Will he be okay?
- He's gotta get a shot.
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You know, actually,
it's getting better. It is.
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Let's not go.
Anyone up for Scrabble?
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Jacket, now!
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What about Ben? We can't
bring a baby to the hospital.
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We'll watch him.
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I don't think so.
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I have seven Catholic sisters.
I've taken care of hundreds of kids.
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Come on, we want to do it.
Don't we?
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I was gonna play basketball...
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...but I guess that's out the window.
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If you take him out for a walk,
remember to bring his hat.
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There's milk in the refrigerator
and diapers in the bag.
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Hat, milk...
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Got it!
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Consider it done!
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You understood?
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My uncle Sal has a really big tongue.
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Is he the one
with the beautiful wife?
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You want to hear the song
I'm singing this afternoon?
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I wrote it this morning in the shower.
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I'm in the shower
And I'm writing a song
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Stop me if you've heard it
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My skin is soapy and my hair is wet
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And Tegrin spelled backward is nirget
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Rachel, sweetheart,
could I see you for a minute?
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What's up?
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FYI:
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I've decided to pay a professional
musician to play here on Sundays.
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Her name is Stephanie something.
She's supposed to be very good.
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But what about Phoebe?
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It's not that your friend is bad.
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It's that she's so bad...
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...she makes me want to put my finger
through my eye into my brain...
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...and swirl it around.
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Okay, so you're not a fan.
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But, I mean, come on.
You cannot do this to her.
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I have to do this to her?
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Lather, rinse, repeat
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And lather, rinse, repeat
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And lather, rinse, repeat
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As needed
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We didn't bring enough stuff.
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Did you forget to pack
the baby's anvil?
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I'm telling you, it'll be worth it.
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It's a known fact
that women love babies.
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Women love guys who love babies.
It's the sensitive thing.
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Aim him at that pack of babes.
Maybe one of them will break away.
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Wait, forget them.
We got one. Hard left.
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- Give me the baby.
- No, I got him.
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Come on, seriously.
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Oh, seriously, you want him?
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Who is this little cutie-pie?
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Well, don't think me immodest, but...
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...me.
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Want to smell him?
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I assume we're talking about the baby?
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He's got that great baby smell.
Get a whiff of his head.
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My uterus just skipped a beat.
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What'd I tell you?
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It's great you're doing this.
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Well, we are great guys.
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My brother and his boyfriend
have been trying to adopt.
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What agency did you two go through?
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But this is my gig.
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This is where I play.
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My name is written out there in chalk.
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You know, you can't just erase chalk.
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Honey, I'm sorry.
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And he's going to
be paying this woman?
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Why doesn't he just give her
a throne and a crown?
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And, like, a gold stick
with a ball on top?
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Terry is a jerk! That's why
we always say, "Terry's a jerk!"
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That's where that came from.
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You probably did everything you could.
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You know what? Let me just
see what else I could do.
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Just let her go on after
Stephanie whatever her name is.
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You won't be here.
You don't pay her.
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I don't know.
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I'll clean the cappuccino machine!
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You don't clean
the cappuccino machine?
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Of course I clean it.
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I mean, I will clean it.
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I mean, I will clean it.
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All right, fine, fine, fine!
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- Done.
- Really?
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Who's working for you, babe?
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Oh, my God! This is so exciting!
How much am I gonna get?
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What?
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He's paying the people
who were playing.
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I meant, he's paying that other woman
because she's a professional.
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I'm not gonna be the only one
who's not getting paid.
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I'm sorry, no!
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No, I'm not some sloppy second,
you know, charity band.
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There are thousands of places
in this city...
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...where people would pay
to hear me play.
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When I play, I play for me
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I don't need your charity
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Thank you!
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I'm not getting a shot.
Maybe they can take the needle...
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...and squirt it into my mouth.
Like a squirt gun.
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Hello there. I'm Dr. Carlin.
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I see someone's having
a little allergic reaction.
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Doctor, can I see you
for just a moment?
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My brother has
a slight phobia about needles.
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Did you tell him
about my squirt gun idea?
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My brother, the Ph.D.,
would like to know...
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...if there's any way
to treat this orally?
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Under these circumstances, it has to be
an injection, and it has to be now.
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So?
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Go and have a seat. The doctor
says it's got to be a needle.
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You're just going to have to be brave.
Can you do that for me?
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Oh, boy! You are doing so good.
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You want to squeeze my hand?
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Ross, don't squeeze it so hard.
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Honey, really.
Don't squeeze it so hard!
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Let go of my hand!
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Good plan. Next time
we want to pick up women...
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...we should go to
the park and make out.
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Taxi! Taxi!
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Look at that talent.
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Just practicing. You're good.
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Carry on.
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Wait, wait, wait!
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Hey, you. He's just adorable.
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Can you tell him that?
Because he thinks he looks too pink.
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- What are you guys out doing today?
- We're not out.
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We're two heterosexual guys
hanging with the son...
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...of our other heterosexual friend,
doing the usual straight-guy stuff.
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You done?
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There's our stop.
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Get out of here!
This is our stop.
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You guys live around here too?
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We live in the building
by the sidewalk.
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You know it?
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Since we're neighbors, what do you say
we get together for a drink?
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So you want to go to Markel's?
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Sure, they love us over there.
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Where's your baby?
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Ben! Ben!
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That's good. Maybe he'll
hear you and pull the cord!
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Stop the bus!
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Are you sure he didn't break it?
It's really hurt.
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No, it's just a good bone bruise.
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And right here is
the puncture wound from your ring.
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- I'm really sorry.
- It's okay.
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Sorry.
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Sorry! I got my S's back!
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Which we can celebrate later.
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Celebrate. Celebrate...
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He was a double, double
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Double-jointed boy
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So are you the
professional guitar player?
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Yeah, I'm Stephanie.
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Right. My name was on there,
but now it just says carrot cake.
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So how many chords do you know?
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- All of them.
- So you know D?
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Do you know A-minor?
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Do you know how to go
from D to A-minor?
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So does your guitar have a strap?
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Mine does.
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Stephanie knows all the chords
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Come on! Pick up, pick up!
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Transit Authority?
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I'm doing research for a book.
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I was wondering what somebody might do
if they left a baby on a city bus.
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Yes, I realize that would be
a stupid character.
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Here's the deal:
We lost a car seat on a bus.
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It's white plastic and
it fits onto a stroller.
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And there was a baby in it.
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He wants to talk to you.
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Everybody, let's give a warm
Central Perk welcome to
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Terry's a jerk
And he won't let me work
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And I hate Central Perk
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To Stephanie Schiffer!
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I'd like to start with a song I wrote
for the first man I ever loved.
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Zachary
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Are all invited to bite me
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We're the guys that called
about the baby! Is he here?!
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He's here.
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I assume one of you is the father.
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- That's me.
- I'm him.
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Actually, we're both the father.
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Oh, Ben! Hey, buddy.
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Please tell me you know
which one is our baby.
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That one has ducks on his T-shirt
and this one has clowns.
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And Ben was definitely wearing ducks.
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Or clowns.
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That one's Ben! Remember he had
that cute little mole by his mouth!
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Hey, Ben! Remember us?
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Okay, the mole came off.
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What are we gonna do?
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We'll flip for it.
Ducks or clowns.
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- Flip for the baby?
- You got a better idea?
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All right, call it in the air.
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Heads.
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Heads, it is.
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We have to assign heads to something!
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Right!
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Ducks is heads
because ducks have heads.
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What kind of scary-ass clowns
came to your birthday?
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Just call me angel
Of the morning, angel
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Just touch my cheek
Before you leave me, baby
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Just call me angel
Of the morning, angel
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Then slowly turn away
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I won't beg you to stay
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With me
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Here. I thought you might be cold.
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Thank you.
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Look at you!
You did pretty well.
256
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$8. 27.
257
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,435
But not really, because
I put in the first two.
258
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Just to get the ball rolling
and to make myself feel better.
259
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:13,702
Do you?
260
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:19,310
You know, this whole playing
for money thing is so not good for me.
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00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:23,512
I don't know, when I
sang "Su-su-suicide"...
262
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,484
...I got, like, $1.75.
263
00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:30,791
But then "Smelly Cat"?
264
00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:35,565
I got 25 cents and a condom.
265
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:40,799
So, you know, now I just feel
really bad for "Smelly Cat."
266
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:47,503
Honey, I don't think
everybody gets "Smelly Cat."
267
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:52,615
I mean, if all you've ever actually
had are healthy pets, then whoosh!
268
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:57,051
But it's not even that, you know?
269
00:20:57,322 --> 00:21:00,120
I used to do my songs
because it made me happy.
270
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:04,227
Now it's just all
about the money, you know?
271
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,093
Well, people missed you in there.
272
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:12,495
In fact, there was actually
a request for "Smelly Cat."
273
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,371
Really? From who?
274
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:16,201
Well, me.
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00:21:17,976 --> 00:21:22,072
And I know it's not your big
money song, but it's my favorite.
276
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Did I accidentally drop
a condom in your case?
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It's kind of an emergency.
278
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- Here you go.
- Thanks a lot.
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00:21:38,630 --> 00:21:40,825
Hey, Christine! I got it!
280
00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,039
I want to thank you
for being there for me.
281
00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,573
And I'm sorry
I almost broke your hand.
282
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,542
That's okay.
I'm sorry I poisoned you.
283
00:21:57,582 --> 00:22:00,710
Remember the time I jammed
that pencil into your hand?
284
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:05,283
Remember it? What do
you think this is, a freckle?
285
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:10,122
What about the time I hit you
in the face with Sylvian's pumpkin?
286
00:22:10,429 --> 00:22:12,920
Remember when I stuck
that broom in your spokes...
287
00:22:13,231 --> 00:22:15,461
...and you hit your head on the curb?
288
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,467
But I remember
people telling me about it.
289
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,308
I hope Ben has a little sister.
290
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,077
And I hope she can kick his ass.
291
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:30,477
I'm gonna get a new Band-Aid.
292
00:22:31,516 --> 00:22:34,314
How about the time I cut
the legs off your Malibu Ken?
293
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:36,415
That was you?
294
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,084
They were infected.
He wouldn't have made it.
295
00:22:46,264 --> 00:22:47,595
My little nephew.
296
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:49,494
Come here, little one!
297
00:22:50,335 --> 00:22:54,271
There's my little baby, Ben!
298
00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:00,541
Hey, he's not crying!
299
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,749
Hey, he's not crying!
300
00:23:12,791 --> 00:23:14,850
There's still pie!
301
00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:18,022
I'm here. I'm here.
302
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:20,765
How's my little boy?
303
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:25,363
You want Daddy to change
your diaper? I know, I know.
304
00:23:26,271 --> 00:23:30,469
Did you have fun with Uncle Joey
and Uncle Chandler today?
305
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,510
He rode the bus today.
306
00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:39,877
Big boy riding the bus
307
00:23:40,852 --> 00:23:42,615
Hey, I have a question.
308
00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,215
How come it says,
"Property of Human Services"?
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00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,756
You are gonna love this.
310
00:23:56,635 --> 00:23:58,102
Can you hold Ben for a sec?
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00:23:59,037 --> 00:23:59,935
Come here. Come here.
312
00:24:00,238 --> 00:24:03,264
Stay back! I've got kiwi!
Run, Joey, run!
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00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:12,312
Smelly cat, smelly cat
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00:24:12,584 --> 00:24:14,643
What are they feeding you?
315
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:16,454
No, no. I'm sorry, it's:
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00:24:16,688 --> 00:24:19,816
Smelly cat, smelly cat
317
00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:27,925
Smelly cat, smelly cat
318
00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:29,622
Better!
319
00:24:29,868 --> 00:24:30,926
Much better. Good.
320
00:24:31,169 --> 00:24:33,797
Don't feel bad,
because it's a hard song.
321
00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:38,440
- You want to try it again?
- From the top?
322
00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:41,271
There is no "top," all right?
323
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:44,039
That's the beauty of "Smelly Cat."
324
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,150
Why don't you just follow me.
325
00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:53,916
Smelly cat, smelly cat
326
00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:56,956
What are they feeding you?
327
00:24:57,562 --> 00:25:00,656
Smelly cat, smelly cat
328
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:03,993
It's not your fault
329
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,134
That's too much. Sorry.
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Где наш Бенни, где наш красавчик?
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А вот наш Бенни, вот наш мальчик
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Да, да
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Не плачь
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Не плачь
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Чего он до сих пор плачет?
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Дай-ка подержу его секунду
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Иди ко мне
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Вот и все
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Может, дело во мне
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Не говори глупостей.
Бен тебя любит
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Просто он у нас капризуля
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У меня была девушка
с такой фамилией
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Симпатичная, но специфическая
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Вот так, молодчинка
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Вот он, наш малыш
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Можно мне...
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Проверить кое-что?
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Классно!
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Он меня терпеть не может!
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Мой племянник меня не любит!
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Да ладно, брось
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А если мой меня не полюбит?
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Что делать тогда?
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Моника, перестань! Это глупо.
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Эта проблема еще очень долго
будет неактуальна
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У тебя и парня-то еще нет
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Джоуи, никакая она не толстая!
29
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Эй, Мон!
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Как смешно. А ну дай мне
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- Росс, ты в порядке?
- Не знаю. Что здесь?
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Ну, яйца, масло, мука
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Еще лайм, киви...
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Киви? Киви?!
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Я думал, это лаймовый пирог
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Нет, киви-лаймовый.
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Вот почему он такой вкусный
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Вот почему мне конец
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У меня на киви аллергия
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Нет! У тебя аллергия на омаров,
на арахис и на...
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00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:03,840
О боже!
42
00:03:03,875 --> 00:03:05,782
Полофение ухудфаефа
43
00:03:07,471 --> 00:03:08,542
Язык опухает?
44
00:03:08,577 --> 00:03:10,974
Или рот уменьфаефа
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Бери куртку, едем в больницу
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Его вылечат?
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Да, только укол сделают
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Нет-нет, мне уже лучше
49
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Правда!
50
00:03:20,590 --> 00:03:22,912
В "Эрудит" сыграть хотите?
51
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Куртку! Немедленно!
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А как же Бен? Нельзя его
тащить в больницу!
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Мы за ним посмотрим!
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Ну да, конефно
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У меня семь сестер-католичек.
Я нянчил сотни детей
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Давай, нам же это нравится, а?
57
00:03:40,764 --> 00:03:44,854
Я хотел поиграть в мяч,
но его все равно выкинули
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Если пойдете гулять,
наденьте фапотьку
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00:03:49,448 --> 00:03:51,816
В холодильнике ефть молоко,
а в фумке подгувники
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Шапочка, молоко... понял!
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Сделаем!
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00:04:05,056 --> 00:04:06,260
Ты его понял?
63
00:04:06,295 --> 00:04:09,455
Да, у моего дяди Сэла
был очень большой язык
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Это у которого жена-красавица?
65
00:04:18,857 --> 00:04:19,961
Эй, Рэйч!
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00:04:19,996 --> 00:04:22,438
Хочешь послушать новую песню,
которую я сегодня спою?
67
00:04:22,473 --> 00:04:23,790
Я ее в ванной сочинила
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Давай!
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Я моюсь в душе и сочиняю песню
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Заткните мне рот, кто меня слышит
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Я вся в мыле, волосы мокрые
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А "ПРОКТЕР" в зеркале
читается "РЕТКОРП"
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Рэйчел, солнышко,
можно тебя на минутку?
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Да, слушаю
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00:04:58,533 --> 00:05:00,607
К твоему сведению
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00:05:00,642 --> 00:05:04,742
Я нанял музыканта-профессионала
играть по воскресеньям
77
00:05:04,777 --> 00:05:08,712
Ее зовут Стефани как-то-там,
и она отличный музыкант
78
00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:10,182
А как же Фиби?
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00:05:10,588 --> 00:05:11,865
Рэйчел...
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00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:14,344
Она не то чтобы плохо поет
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00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,657
Она поет так плохо
82
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Что мне хочется засунуть палец
через глаз прямо в мозг
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И там его провернуть
84
00:05:27,194 --> 00:05:29,525
Так значит, вы не ее фанат
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00:05:30,322 --> 00:05:32,435
Но все равно, как вы можете...
86
00:05:35,006 --> 00:05:38,298
Нет-нет-нет. Это я должна сказать?
87
00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:48,304
Нанести, промыть, повторить (3 р.),
...сколько нужно
88
00:05:54,941 --> 00:05:56,734
Знаешь, по-моему, мы не все взяли
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00:05:56,769 --> 00:05:59,220
Ты упаковал детскую наковальню?
90
00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:01,007
Все это окупится
91
00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:04,155
Известно, что бабы любят детей
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00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:07,706
Бабы любят мужиков, которые
любят детей. Это инстинкт
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Прицелься Беном в тех девиц.
Может, кто-то клюнет
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Нет, забудь. Цель слева.
Дай мне ребенка
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Нет, это мне
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Серьезно, дай!
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00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,673
А без него никак?
98
00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,642
- Привет!
- Приве-е-ет!
99
00:06:26,034 --> 00:06:27,848
Кто этот сладкий пирожок?
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00:06:27,883 --> 00:06:30,166
Не хочу показаться нескромным...
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Я!
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Хотите его понюхать?
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Надеюсь, вы о ребенке?
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Да. Он так здорово пахнет!
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Понюхайте головку
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Боже, аж в матке ёкнуло
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Что я говорил?
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Какие вы молодцы, ребята
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Да, мы ребята-молодцы
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Мой брат с парнем уже три года
пытаются усыновить ребенка
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00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,713
В какое агентство вы обращались?
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Но это же моя сцена.
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Я тут пою
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00:07:05,926 --> 00:07:08,613
Мое имя там мелом написано
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Нельзя же просто так вытереть мел
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Извини, солнышко
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И он ей платить будет?
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Может, ей еще и трон, и корону, и...
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Ну, эту золотую палку
с шариком наверху
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Терри - придурок!
Даже поговорка такая есть:
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"Терри - придурок"
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Да ладно
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Ты сделала, что смогла
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Давай я еще попробую
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Слушайте!
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Выпустите ее
после Стефани как-ее-там
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Вас же здесь не будет,
и платить ей ничего не надо
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Ну, не знаю
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Терри, я даже помою
машину для капучино!
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Так вы ее не моете?!
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Конечно, мою
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Я имею в виду, я ее ПОМО-О-О-Ю!
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Ох, как я ее ПОМОЮ!
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Ну ладно, ладно, бог с вами!
135
00:08:13,539 --> 00:08:14,221
Готово дело
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Правда?
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Ага. Я свое дело знаю!
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00:08:17,949 --> 00:08:20,200
О Боже, как здорово!
139
00:08:20,420 --> 00:08:21,862
И сколько мне будут платить?
140
00:08:21,897 --> 00:08:23,010
Что?
141
00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:26,413
Ты сказала, что он будет
платить музыкантам
142
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Нет-нет, он будет платить
только той женщине
143
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Потому что она профессионал
144
00:08:31,969 --> 00:08:35,365
То есть я как дура
должна работать даром?!
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Но Фибс...
146
00:08:36,581 --> 00:08:37,819
Извини, нет!
147
00:08:37,854 --> 00:08:42,361
Я тебе не второсортный
благотворительный ансамбль
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В этом городе в тысяче мест
мне будут счастливы платить
149
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За мою игру и пение
150
00:08:48,040 --> 00:08:52,148
Когда я играю, я играю для себя.
Не нужны мне ваши подачки!
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Спасибо!
152
00:09:01,790 --> 00:09:03,502
Ни за фто не буду колотфа
153
00:09:03,537 --> 00:09:08,016
Пусть фтавляют иглу в рот,
как водяной пифтолет
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Здравствуйте! Я доктор Карлин
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Я вижу, у нас тут пациент
с небольшой аллергией
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Доктор, можно вас на минутку?
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У моего брата фобия насчет уколов
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Ты ему фкафала про водяной пифтолет?
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Мой брат, кандидат наук,
хотел бы рассмотреть возможность
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Орального введения
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Нет, при данных обстоятельствах
нужна только инъекция
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Причем немедленно
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Итак?
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Так, садись
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Доктор сказал, что нужен укол.
Так что не бойся, ладно?
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Ну ради меня, а?
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Хорошо
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Какой ты молодец!
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Возьмешь меня за руку?
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Росс, не дави так сильно
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Правда, не дави так сильно!
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Росс, отпусти мою руку!
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Отличный план, Джо
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Чтобы снять баб, идем в парк
и там начинаем целоваться
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Такси, такси!
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Эй, ты посмотри на этих
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Проверка. Вы молодец. Езжайте
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Привет!
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Он такой красивый
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Скажите ему это сами
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Он стесняется, что слишком розовый
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Чем вы, ребята, занимаетесь?
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Никаких свиданий, нет!
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Мы - двое гетеросексуалов
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Выгуливаем сына
третьего гетеросексуала
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По-нашему, по-гетеросексуальному
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Ты кончил?
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Да
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Ой, наша остановка
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Надо же! И наша тоже
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Вы тоже здесь живете?
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Да-да. Мы живет в том доме...
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У тротуара
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Ты его знаешь?
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Ну раз уж мы соседи...
может, выпьем вместе?
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Может, сходим в "Маркелс"?
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Конечно, нас там любят
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А где ваш ребенок?
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Бен! Бен!
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Бен! Бен!
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Отлично. Он услышит
и нажмет аварийную кнопку
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Остановите автобус!
Стойте! Подождите!
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А он точно ее не сломал?
Мне так больно
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Нет, только синяк и трещина
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А вот здесь
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Микрогематома от вашего кольца
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Извини, ради бога
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Извини! Из...
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"Извини"! Я снова могу ртом!
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Позже отпразднуем
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Отпраз-з-зднуем
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С гутта-гутта-перче-перчевым
мальчишкой
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Привет!
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Так это вы...
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Профессиональная гитаристка?
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Да. Я - Стефани
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Конечно!
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Мое имя было написано там,
а сейчас там "морковный пирог"
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А сколько вы аккордов знаете?
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Все
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То есть знаете D?
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Да
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И А-минор знаете?
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Ага
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И переход от D к А-минор?
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Ну да
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А гитара у вас на ремне?
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Нет
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А у меня на ремне
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Стефани знает все аккорды!..
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Возьмите трубку!!! Алло...
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Транспортное управление?
Здравствуйте, я пишу книгу
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И хотел узнать, что делать,
если забыл ребенка в автобусе
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Да, конечно, это будет
очень тупой персонаж
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Сегодня мы забыли в автобусе
детскую переноску
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Она белая, с ручками,
ставится в коляску
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И еще в ней был ребенок
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Опять просит тебя
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Итак, прошу тепло, по-нашему
поприветствовать...
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Терри - кретин, уволил меня,
и я ненавижу этот кабак!
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...Стефани Шиффер!
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Спасибо
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Хочу начать с песни, написанной
для моего первого возлюбленного
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Можете все укусить меня за...
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Мы спрашивали про ребенка
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Мы забыли его в автобусе.
Он здесь?
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Он здесь
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Полагаю, один из вас - отец?
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- Это я.
- Я!
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Вообще-то, мы оба - отец
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- Привет, Бен!
- Здравствуй, малыш!
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Обрадуй меня, что ты знаешь,
который наш
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У этого на рубашке утята,
а у этого клоуны
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А у Бена точно были утята
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Или клоуны
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Это точно Бен! У него
такая славная родинка у рта!
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- Да?
- Ага!
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Помнишь нас, Бенни?
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Так, родинка отпала
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Что делать? Делать-то что?
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Кинем монетку! Утки или клоуны!
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Разыграть ребенка?!
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Есть другие идеи?
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Доверимся фортуне
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Орел
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Угадал
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Орел должен кого-то обозначать
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"Орел" будет "утки".
У них обоих есть головы
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Что за клоуны приходили к тебе
на день рождения?
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Привет
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Привет
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Держи
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Ты, наверное, замерзла
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Спасибо
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Ух ты, неплохо заработала
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8 долларов 27 центов
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Вообще-то меньше.
Первые два бросила я
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Для почина и чтобы подбодрить себя
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Подбодрила?
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Нет
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Мне так не нравится
играть за деньги
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Когда я играла
"За-за-застрелиться"
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Я получила 1.75
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Потом за "Бздючего кота"
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1.25 и презерватив
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Теперь "Бздючий кот"
мне как-то не по душе
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Знаешь, мне кажется...
не все понимают "Бздючего кота"
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Вот если бы это был
"Везучий кот"...
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Дело даже не в этом
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Я пела что хотела,
и была счастлива этим
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А теперь я вроде как
продалась за деньги
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Там по тебе скучают
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Даже просили спеть "Бздючего кота"
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Правда? Кто?
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Ну... я.
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Может, это и не кассовый хит,
но зато моя любимая
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Привет. Я случайно не бросал
вам в футляр презерватив?
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Мне типа срочно
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На, держи
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Большое спасибо.
Эй, Кристина, я нашел!
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Спасибо тебе, что поддержала меня
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Извини, что чуть не сломал
тебе руку
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Ничего
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Извини, что отравила тебя
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Помнишь, как я тебе карандаш
в руку воткнул?
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Помню ли я?
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А это что, оспинка?
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Помнишь, как я тебе тыквой
по роже врезала?
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А помнишь, как я тебе сунул
метлу в колеса?
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Ты еще вылетела из седла
и стукнулась головой
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Не помню
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Но помню, что мне рассказывали
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Хотелось бы сестричку для Бена
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Ага. Надеюсь, она ему
по жопе надает
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Пойду повязку сменю
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А помнишь, как я твоему Кену
ноги отрезал?
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Так это был ты?
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У него была гангрена.
Он бы не выжил
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Мой племянничек
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Иди ко мне, малыш
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Вот он, мой малютка Бен,
мой мальчик
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Ух ты, не плачет!
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Он не плачет!
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Ура!
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Ура, пирог остался!
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А вот и папа. Где мой мальчик?
Сменить тебе подгузник? Сейчас
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Хорошо тебе было с дядей Джоуи
и дядей Чендлером?
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Да, он на автобусе катался
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Большой мальчик, на авто...
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Так, у меня вопрос
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Откуда у него на жопе
надпись "Социальная служба"?
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Ты...
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Ты сейчас обхохочешься
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Подержи Бена
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А ну-ка иди сюда
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Берегись! У меня киви!
Беги, Джоуи, беги!
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Бздючий кот, бздючий кот,
что за гавно ты жрешь...
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Нет-нет, извини. Вот так:
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"Бздючий кот, бздю-ючий кот"
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Бздючий кот, бздю-ючий кот
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Уже лучше
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Да, лучше
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Не расстраивайся,
просто песня трудная
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Еще разок?
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Да. Сначала?
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Нету здесь начала, понятно?
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Этим "Бздючий кот" и прекрасен
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Лучше давай подпевай
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Ладно
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Бздючий кот, бздючий кот,
что ж ты такое жрешь?
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Бздючий кот, бздючий кот,
кто ж виноват?
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Нет, это лишнее. Извини
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