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Man, I sure miss Julie.
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Spanish midgets.
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Spanish midgets wrestling...
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Julie!
Okay, I see how you got there.
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You ever figure out
what that thing's for?
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I'm trying this screening thing.
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If I always answer the phone,
people will think I have no life.
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My God!
Rodrigo never gets pinned!
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At the sound of the beep,
you know what to do.
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Hello. I'm looking for Bob.
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This is Jade.
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I don't know if you 're still
at this number, but I was thinking...
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...about how great it was.
I know it's been three years...
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...but I was hoping
we could hook up again.
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I barely had the nerve
to make this call...
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...so you know what I did?
- What?
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I got a little drunk...
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...and naked.
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Bob here!
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The One With Five
Steaks and An Eggplant
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So what have you been up to?
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Oh, you know, the usual.
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Teaching aerobics...
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...partying way too much.
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And in case you wondered...
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...those are my legs on
the new James Bond poster.
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Can you hold on?
I have another call.
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- I love her!
- I know.
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- I'm back.
- So are we gonna get together?
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Absolutely.
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How about tomorrow afternoon?
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Do you know Central Perk?
Say, five-ish?
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Great. I'll see you then.
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Having a phone has finally paid off.
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You do a good Bob impression...
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...but when she
sees you tomorrow...
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...she's gonna realize
you're not Bob.
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I'm hoping that when
Bob doesn't show up...
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...she'll seek comfort in the arms of
the stranger at the next table.
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Oh, my God.
You are pure evil.
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Okay, pure evil...
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...horny and alone.
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I've done this.
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Yeah, everybody's here.
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Hey, everybody!
Say hi to Julie in New Mexico!
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Hi, Julie.
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While Ross is on the phone...
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...everybody owes me
62 bucks for his birthday.
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Is there any chance that
you're rounding up from...
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...you know...
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...from like 20?
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Hey, we got the gift,
the concert and the cake.
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Do we need a cake?
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I know it's a little steep.
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But it's Ross.
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It's Ross.
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See you later.
I gotta go...
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...do a thing!
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Okay, sweetheart,
I'll call you later.
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You're not going
through with this, are you?
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You know, I think I might just.
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What are you guys
doing for dinner tonight?
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Well, I gotta start
saving up for Ross' birthday.
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I guess I'll just stay home
and eat dust bunnies.
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Can you believe
how much this costs?
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Do you guys ever
get the feeling that...
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...Chandler and those guys...
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...don't get that
we don't make that much money?
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They always say
let's go here, let's go there.
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Like we can afford to go
here and there.
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Yes, and we always have to go to,
you know, someplace nice.
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And we can't say anything about it,
because this is a birthday thing...
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...and it's "for Ross."
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For Ross.
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Oh, my God!
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I'm at work...
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...just an ordinary day,
chop, chop, saute, saute.
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Suddenly, Leon, the manager,
calls me into his office.
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They fired the lunch chef,
and guess who got the job?
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If it's not you,
this is a horrible story.
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Fortunately, it is me.
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And they made me head of purchasing,
thank you!
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That's so cool!
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Anyway, I think we
should go out and celebrate.
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You know, someplace nice.
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Someplace nice.
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How much you think
I can get for my kidney?
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You can't do this.
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I can't get a girl like that
with conventional methods.
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It doesn't matter.
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She wanted to call Bob. Bob could be
who she was meant to be with.
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You may be destroying
their chance for happiness.
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We don't know Bob.
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We know me. We like me.
Please let me be happy.
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Go over there
and tell that woman the truth.
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All right.
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Go.
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Listen, I have to...
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I have to confess something.
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Yes?
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Whoever stood you up is a jerk.
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- How did you
- I don't know.
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I just had this weird sense.
But that's me, I'm weird and sensitive.
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Tissue?
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Thanks.
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No, you keep the pack.
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I'm all cried out today.
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Here is to my sister,
the newly appointed head lunch chef.
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Also in charge of purchasing.
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Head lunch chef,
also in charge of purchasing
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Who has her own little desk
when Roland's not there.
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Lunch chef, purchasing, own little
desk when Roland's not there...
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...here's to my
- Wait! And I got a beeper!
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That's fine, I'll just wait.
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Sorry.
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Monica!
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Are we ready to order?
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We haven't even looked yet.
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When you do, let me know.
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I'll be over there
on the edge of my seat.
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Look at these prices!
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Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching."
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I know! What are these,
famous chickens?
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Sorry I'm late.
Congratulations, Mon.
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I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible
was my afternoon with Jade?
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Pretty incredible, according to
the message on my machine.
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Why is this woman leaving a message
for you on my machine?
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I told her that
my number was yours...
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...because I couldn't
tell her it was mine...
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...because she thinks
my number is Bob's number.
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Tell me again.
What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?
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Do I dare ask?
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I'll start with the carpaccio,
and then the grilled prawns.
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Great, same for me.
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And for the gentleman?
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I'll have the Thai chicken pizza.
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But if I get it without
the nuts and leeks and stuff...
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...is it cheaper?
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You'd think, wouldn't you?
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I will have the side salad.
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And what would that
be on the side of?
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I don't know.
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Just put it right here
next to my water.
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And for you?
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I'm gonna have a cup
of the cucumber soup and...
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...take care.
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I will have the Cajun catfish.
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Anything else?
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Yes, how about a verse of
"Killing Me Softly"?
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You're gonna sneeze
in my fish, aren't you?
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Plus tip, divided by six...
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Everyone owes 28 bucks.
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Everyone?
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Oh! You're right, I'm sorry.
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Thank you.
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It's Monica's big night.
She shouldn't pay.
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So five of us is...
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...33. 50 a piece.
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No. No way.
Sorry, not gonna happen.
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Prom night flashback.
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Sorry, Monica.
I'm happy you got promoted...
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...but cold cucumber mush
for 30-something bucks?
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No!
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Rachel just had that little salad...
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...and Joey with his teeny pizza!
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Okay, Pheebs.
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How about we'll each
pay for what we had?
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It's no big deal.
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Not for you.
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All right, what's going on?
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I don't wanna get
into this right now.
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It'll make everybody uncomfortable.
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You can tell us.
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Yeah, hello? It's us.
We'll be fine.
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We three...
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...feel like that...
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...sometimes you guys don't get that...
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We don't have
as much money as you.
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I hear you.
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We can talk about that.
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Well, then...
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...let's.
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I guess I just never think
of money as an issue.
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- Because you have it.
- Good point!
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So how come you guys
haven't talked about this before?
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Because it's always something.
Like with Monica's new job...
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...or the whole Ross' birthday hoopla.
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I don't want my birthday to be
the source of any kind of negative...
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There's gonna be a hoopla?
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Basically there's the thing,
and then the stuff after the thing
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If it makes anybody feel better,
forget the thing...
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...and we'll just do the gift.
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Gift? The thing's not the gift?
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No, we were gonna go see
Hootie and the Blowfish.
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Hootie and the
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I can catch them on the radio.
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No. Now I feel bad.
You wanna go to the concert.
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No, look. It's my birthday...
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...and the important thing
is that we're all together.
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- All of us.
- Together.
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Not at the concert.
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Thank you.
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So, the Ebola virus.
That's gotta suck, huh?
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Gee, Monica.
What's in the bag?
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I don't know, Chandler.
Let's take a look.
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Oh, it's like a skit.
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Why, it's dinner for six.
Five steaks...
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...and an eggplant for Phoebe.
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We switched suppliers at work, and
they gave me the steaks as a thank-you.
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But wait, there's more.
Chandler, what is in that envelope?
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By the way, this didn't
seem so dorky out in the hall.
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Why, it's six tickets to
Hootie and the Blowfish!
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The Blowfish!
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It's on us. So don't worry.
This is...
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...our treat.
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Thank you.
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Could you be less enthused?
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00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,113
Look, it's a nice gesture. It is.
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But it just feels like...
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Like?
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Charity.
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Charity?
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We're just trying
to do a nice thing here.
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But you have to understand, your
"nice thing" makes us feel about this
big.
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Actually, it makes us feel that big.
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I don't understand.
We can't win with you guys.
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If you guys feel this big,
maybe that's not our fault.
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Maybe that's just how you feel.
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Now you're telling us how we feel.
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We never should have talked about this.
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I'm gonna pass on the concert.
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I'm just not in a very
"Hootie" place right now.
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- Me neither.
- Me too.
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Guys, we bought the tickets.
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Then you'll have extra seats
for all your tiaras and stuff.
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Why did you look at me
when you said that?
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So I guess now we can't go.
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Do what you want. Do we always
have to do everything together?
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You know what? You're right.
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Fine.
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All right.
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We're gonna go.
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It's not for another six hours.
We're gonna go then.
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Are you ready?
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Just let me grab my jacket
and tell you I had sex today.
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What? You had sex today?
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It sounds even cooler
when somebody else says it!
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I was awesome. She was biting her lip
to stop from screaming.
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I know it's been a while,
but I took that as a good sign.
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Still doing the screening?
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I had sex today.
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I never have to
answer that phone again.
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At the sound of the beep,
you know what to do.
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00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:29,083
Hey, Bob. It's Jade.
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00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:33,155
I wanted to tell you I was really hurt
when you didn't show up yesterday.
256
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And just so you know,
I ended up meeting a guy.
257
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Bob here.
258
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:43,993
So you met someone, huh?
259
00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,669
Yes, I did.
260
00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:49,429
In fact, I had sex
with him two hours ago.
261
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,806
So how was he?
262
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,523
Oh, Bob, he was nothing
compared to you.
263
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,789
I bit my lip to keep from
screaming your name.
264
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:20,028
Well, that makes me feel so good.
265
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,534
It was just so awkward and bumpy.
266
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:29,744
Maybe he had some kind of new style
that you're not familiar with.
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00:17:30,582 --> 00:17:31,947
You have to get used to it.
268
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,515
There wasn't much time
to get used to it...
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00:17:34,753 --> 00:17:36,687
...if you know what I mean.
270
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,700
You know what? I'm not gonna
be able to enjoy this.
271
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I know. It's my birthday.
We all should be here.
272
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,406
So let's go.
273
00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:04,346
Well, maybe we should stay
for one song.
274
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:07,383
It would be rude to them
for us to leave now.
275
00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:10,247
The guys are probably
having a great time.
276
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,894
Come on, you guys.
One more time.
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One.
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- Amazing!
- Excellent!
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00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,071
I can't believe the guys missed it!
280
00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,212
What guys?
Oh, yeah.
281
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,550
Excuse me.
Aren't you Monica Geller?
282
00:18:39,985 --> 00:18:42,351
- Do I know you?
- You were my baby-sitter!
283
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,518
Oh, my God!
Little Stevie Fisher?
284
00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:47,224
How have you been?
285
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:49,120
Good. I'm a lawyer now.
286
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,626
You can't be a lawyer.
You're 8.
287
00:18:52,598 --> 00:18:54,964
It was nice to see you.
I gotta run backstage.
288
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:56,393
Wait, backstage?
289
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,159
My firm represents the band.
290
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,007
You guys wanna meet the group?
291
00:19:04,843 --> 00:19:05,605
Come on.
292
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,143
Are you one of the ones
that fooled around with my Dad?
293
00:19:14,686 --> 00:19:15,482
Hey, you guys!
294
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:16,618
Happy birthday!
295
00:19:16,855 --> 00:19:18,482
Oh, thank you.
296
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,719
How was your night last night?
297
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:27,454
Oh, well, it pretty much sucked.
How was yours?
298
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,358
Ours pretty much sucked too.
299
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,033
But I ran into Stevie Fisher.
Remember him?
300
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:34,362
Oh, yeah!
I used to baby-sit him.
301
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:36,163
Hey, how's his dad?
302
00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,604
Good.
303
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:43,209
Aside from that, the evening
was pretty much a bust.
304
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:46,315
Yeah, we really missed you guys.
305
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:50,283
Yeah, we were just saying,
this whole thing is so stupid.
306
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:55,585
We just have to really, really
not let stuff like money, get like
307
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:57,085
Is that a hickey?
308
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,025
Oh, no, I just...
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00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,028
I fell down.
310
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:07,067
On someone's lips?
311
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,032
Where'd you get the hickey?
312
00:20:10,342 --> 00:20:11,604
You know, a party or
313
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:12,605
What party?
314
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:15,369
It wasn't a party
so much as a...
315
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:17,410
...a gathering of people.
316
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:21,044
With food and music and...
317
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:22,945
...and the band.
318
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,482
You partied with
Hootie and the Blowfish?
319
00:20:26,758 --> 00:20:30,626
Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie
are like this.
320
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,156
Who gave you that hickey?
321
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:35,662
That would be the work of a Blowfish.
322
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,735
I can't believe it!
I can't believe this!
323
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:46,434
We're just sitting at home,
trying to guess Joey's fingers...
324
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,674
...and you're partying
and having fun and all:
325
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,010
"Hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck!"
326
00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,248
Don't blame us.
You could've been there.
327
00:21:00,525 --> 00:21:04,359
What? As part of your
"poor friends outreach program"?
328
00:21:05,364 --> 00:21:06,592
Oh, great. It's work.
329
00:21:06,865 --> 00:21:10,528
I don't know what to say.
I'm sorry we make more than you.
330
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:13,863
But we're not gonna feel guilty.
We work really hard.
331
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:15,739
And we don't work hard?
332
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:17,566
It's Monica. I got a page.
333
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:21,768
It's just that sometimes we like
to do stuff that costs a little more.
334
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,073
And you feel like we hold you back.
335
00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,079
Leon, wait.
336
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,119
Guys!
337
00:21:33,091 --> 00:21:34,183
I don't understand.
338
00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,553
The steaks were a gift
from the meat vendor.
339
00:21:36,828 --> 00:21:38,523
That was not a kickback.
340
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:42,431
I'll just replace them,
and we can forget the whole thing.
341
00:21:45,437 --> 00:21:46,597
What corporate policy?
342
00:22:00,919 --> 00:22:02,045
I just got fired.
343
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:10,552
Here's your check. That'll be $4.12.
344
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,989
Let me get that.
345
00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:17,025
You got 5 bucks?
346
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,477
Here comes the beep.
You know what to do.
347
00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:32,573
Hi, it's me.
348
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:38,814
Listen, Bob.
I'm probably way out of line here.
349
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:42,857
It's been three years, and you 're
probably seeing someone else now...
350
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:46,929
...but if we could have one night
together, for old time's sake...
351
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,827
One hot, steamy, wild night...
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Как же я скучаю по Джули.
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00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,760
Испанские карлики.
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Испанские карлики дерутся...
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Джули!
Так, я понял ход твоих мыслей.
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Ты случаем не знаешь,
чего это он?
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Я пробую создать впечатление.
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Если я буду всегда отвечать на
звонки, люди подумают, что мне
нечем больше заняться.
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Боже мой!
Родриго не чувствует боли!
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Когда пропищит, вы знаете,
что нужно делать.
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Здравствуйте, я ищу Боба.
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Это Джейд.
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Я не знаю, не устарел ли этот
номер, но я подумала о нас...
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о том, как было хорошо.
Хотя уже и прошло три года...
14
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но я надеялась, что
мы можем снова встретиться.
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Я очень нервничала, прежде,
чем позвонить...
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и ты знаешь, что я сделала?
- Что?
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Я слегка напилась...
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и я голая.
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Боб слушает!
20
00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:08,520
Сезон 2, серия 5.
Та, с пятью стейками и баклажаном.
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2009
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Ну и как ты?
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А, знаешь, всё так же.
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Преподаю аэробику...
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развлекаюсь слишком уж много.
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И если тебе интересно...
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это мои ноги на новом
плакате Джеймса Бонда.
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Можешь подождать?
Мне звонят на другой линии.
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- Я влюбился в неё!
- Я знаю.
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- Я уже вернулся.
- Так мы можем встретиться?
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Абсолютно.
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Как насчёт завтра после
обеда?
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Знаешь Центральный перк?
Скажем возле пяти?
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Прекрасно. Увидимся.
35
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Содержание телефона наконец-то
оправдывает себя.
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Ты здорово косил под Боба...
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но когда она увидит тебя
завтра...
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она поймёт: Эй! Это не Боб.
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Я надеюсь, что когда Боб
не появится...
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она будет искать комфорта в обьятиях
незнакомца за соседним столиком.
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О, боже мой.
Ты настоящий злодей.
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Так,
настоящий злодей...
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озабоченный и одинокий.
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Это уже есть.
45
00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,080
Да, все уже здесь.
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Привет всем!
Поздоровайтесь с Джули в Нью Мексико!
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Привет, Джули!
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Пока Росс на телефоне...
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скидываемся все по 62 бакса
на его День рождения.
50
00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:24,040
Может можно округлить,
скажем...
51
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ну, до...
52
00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,720
где-то до 20?
53
00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,720
Эй, мы приготовили подарок,
концерт и торт.
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00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,080
А разве торт нужен?
55
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Я понимаю, немного крутовато.
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Но это же Росс.
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Это Росс.
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Увидимся.
Мне надо идти...
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заняться кое-чем..!
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Ладно, дорогая, я позвоню
тебе попозже.
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Ты собираешься провернуть
ту афёру, так ведь?
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Знаешь, я думаю, что я должен.
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Что вы, ребята думаете
про ужин сегодня?
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Ну, я думаю, мне пора начинать
копить на Россов день рождения.
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Я полагаю, что останусь дома
и буду грызть пыльные сухари.
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Ты прикинь, сколько
это всё стоит!
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Ребята, у вас не возникает
чувства, что...
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00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:16,880
Чендлер и те люди...
69
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не понимают, что мы не зарабатываем
столько денег, как они?
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00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,960
Они всегда говорят:
пошли туда, пошли сюда.
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Вроде, как мы можем себе позволить
ходить туда - сюда.
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Да, всегда им нужно идти в какое-нибудь,
"приятное место".
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И мы не можем ничего сказать им об этом,
ведь это же день рождения...
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и это же Росс.
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для Росса.
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О, боже мой!
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00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,280
Я на работе...
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обычный рабочий день,
чик, чик, чик, пшик, пшик, пшик.
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Вдруг, Леон, управляющий, вызывает
меня к себе в кабинет.
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Они уволили дневного шефа,
и угадайте, кто получил эту должность?
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Если это не ты, то
это ужасная история.
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К счастью, это я.
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И ещё меня назначили закупщиком,
большое спасибо!
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00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,280
Это так здорово!
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В любом случае, я думаю,
это надо отпраздновать.
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Где-нибудь в приятном месте.
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В "приятном месте".
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Как думаешь, сколько дадут
за мою почку?
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Говорю тебе. Не делай этого.
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Я не заполучу такую девчонку
легальными методами.
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Да не в этом дело.
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Она хотела позвонить Бобу. Она хотела
встретиться именно с Бобом.
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Ты можешь разрушить их
шанс быть счастливыми.
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Мы не знаем Боба.
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Мы знаем меня. Я нам нравлюсь.
Пожалуйста, дай мне быть счастливым.
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Иди туда, и скажи
этой женщине правду.
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Хорошо.
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Иди.
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00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,440
Слушай, я должен...
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Признаться кое в чём.
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Да?
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Кто бы тебя не бросил,-
он козёл.
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- А как ты...
- Не знаю.
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Просто у меня странное чувство. Но
такой уж я есть - странный и чувствительный.
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Платочек?
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Спасибо.
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Нет, бери всю пачку.
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Я уже всё выплакал.
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За мою сестру, свеженазначенного
дневного шефа.
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И ещё главного закупщика.
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Дневного шефа и ещё
главного закупщика...
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у которой есть свой маленький стол,
когда Роланда нет рядом.
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Дневного шефа, главного закупщика,
со столом, когда нет Роланда...
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вобщем за мою...
- Стоп! Мне дали пейджер!
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Прекрасно, я подожду.
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Извини.
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Монику!
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Вы готовы заказывать?
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Мы ещё даже не посмотрели.
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Когда будете готовы,
дайте мне знать.
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Я буду сидеть там, на одной ягодице,
готовый вам услужить.
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Посмотрите на цены!
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Да, они весьма кусь-кусь.
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Да уж! Неужто эти курицы
были такими знаменитостями?
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Извините за опоздание.
Поздравляю, Мон.
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Тебе я не извиняюсь за опоздание.
Я прекрасно провёл время с Джейд!
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Да просто невероятно, судя по
сообщению на моём автоответчике.
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Чендлер. Почему эта женщина оставляет
сообщения для тебя на моём ответчике?
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Я сказал ей, что мой номер - твой...
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ведь не мог же я сказать
ей, что мой...
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ведь она думает,
что мой номер это номер Боба.
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Скажи мне ещё раз.
Что мне делать, когда позвонит мр. Ропер?
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Могу я спросить вас?
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Я начну с карпаччио,
а на второе жареных креветок.
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Прекрасно, мне то же.
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А джентльмену?
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Я буду Тайскую куриную пиццу.
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Но если её сделать без орехов
и порея и прочего...
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она будет дешевле?
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Вот это наврядли.
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Я закажу дополняющий салат.
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И что этот салат
будет дополнять?
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Я не знаю.
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Просто поставьте его сюда
рядом с моей водой.
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А вам?
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Я буду чашку огуречного
супа и...
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принесите его.
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Я закажу Каджунского сома.
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Что-нибудь ещё?
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Да, как насчёт стиха
Убей меня нежно?
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Вы не будете сморкаться
на мою рыбу, надеюсь?
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Плюс чаевые, делить на шесть...
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С каждого по 28 баксов.
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С каждого?
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А! Ты права, извини.
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Спасибо.
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Это же праздник Моники.
Ей не следует платить.
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Итак, на пятерых...
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33.50 с каждого.
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Нет. Никогда.
Извините, этому не бывать.
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Ой! Ой! Я это уже где-то слышал.
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Извини, Моника.
Я рада, что тебя повысили...
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но холодная огуречная бурда
за 30 с чем-то баксов?
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Нет!
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У Рейчел был только маленький
салатик...
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и Джоуи с маленькой пиццочкой!
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Ладно, Фибс.
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Как насчёт того, что каждый
заплатит за свой заказ?
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Ничего страшного.
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Для вас - нет.
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Так, что происходит?
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Так, ребята, я не хочу сейчас
тут начинать всё это.
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Тогда всем будет неудобно.
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Нам вы можете сказать.
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Алло, это же мы.
Всё будет хорошо.
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Мы втроём...
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чувствуем себя...
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иногда вы не понимаете...
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У нас нет столько денег,
как у вас.
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Я понял тебя.
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Можем поговорить об этом.
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Чтож, тогда...
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давайте...
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Я, например, никогда не думал,
что вопрос в деньгах.
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- Потому, что они есть у тебя.
- Это точно подмечено!
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А что же вы раньше
не говорили об этом?
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Потому, что всегда есть что-то.
Вроде новой работы Моники...
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или весь этот шум на День
рождения Росса.
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Я не желаю, чтобы мой день рожденья
был источником негатива...
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А что это будет за шум?
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Обычно это что-то, после
чего следует ещё что-то...
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Если кому-то станет от этого
легче, то забудьте об этом что-то...
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и мы просто подарим подарок.
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Подарок? Так это что-то ещё
не подарок?
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Нет, мы собирались сходить
на Хути и Блоуфиш.
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Хути и ...
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Я могу послушать их по радио.
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Нет. Мне сейчас неловко.
Ты хочешь сходить на концерт.
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Нет, видишь ли, это мой день рождения...
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и самое важное, что мы все
вместе.
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- Все мы.
- Вместе.
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Не на концерте.
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Спасибо.
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Так, а этот вирус эбола.
Вот уж мерзость, да?
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Привет, Моника. Что у тебя в мешке?
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Не знаю, Чендлер.
Давай посмотрим.
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Ох, какая-то пародия.
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Оба! Это ужин на шестерых!
Пять стейков...
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и баклажан для Фиби.
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Я сменила поставщиков на работе, и
они дали мне 5 стейков в благодарность.
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Но подождите, там что-то ещё.
Чендлер, что там в конверте?
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Между прочим, это не выглядело
так идиотски там в коридоре.
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Ух ты! Это же шесть билетов
на Хути и Блоуфиш!
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и Блоуфиш!
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Это от нас. Так что не волнуйтесь.
Это ...
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наш вклад.
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Спасибо.
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Разве вас это не радует?
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Это красивый жест. Действительно так.
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Но это похоже на...
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похоже на?
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Подаяние.
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Подаяние?
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Мы просто пытаемся сделать
что-то хорошее.
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Но вы должны понять, что ваши
хорошие вещи делают нас вот такими.
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Вобще-то даже такими.
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Я не понимаю.
Мы так не сможем вам угодить.
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Если вы чувствуете себя вот такими,
может, в этом нет нашей вины.
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Может, вы всегда так себя
чувствуете.
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А сейчас ты рассказываешь нам,
как мы себя чувствуем.
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Нам не следовало подымать
эту тему.
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Я не пойду на концерт.
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Мне сейчас как-то не до Хути.
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- Мне тоже.
- Я тоже.
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Ребята, мы же взяли билеты.
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Тогда у вас будет место, где
можно положить ваши тиары и прочее...
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А что ты смотришь на меня,
говоря всё это?
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Чтож, я думаю теперь
мы можем идти.
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Делайте, что хотите. Не можем же
мы совсем всё делать вместе.
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А знаешь, ты права.
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Прекрасно.
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Хорошо.
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Мы пошли.
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Начало через 6 часов.
Вот тогда мы и пойдём.
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Ты готов?
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Я заберу куртку,
и скажу тебе, что у меня был сегодня секс.
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Что? У тебя был секс сегодня?
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Это звучит лучше, когда
это произносит кто-то другой.
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Я был великолепен. Она кусала свою
губу, чтобы не закричать.
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Я видел, как она это делает,
и подумал, что это хороший знак.
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Ещё производишь впечатление?
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У меня был секс сегодня.
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Никогда больше не буду отвечать
на звонки.
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Когда пропищит,
вы знаете что делать.
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Эй, Боб. Это Джейд.
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Хотела сказать, что очень расстроена тем,
что ты не пришёл вчера.
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И вобщем, так получилось,
что я встретила парня.
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Боб слушает.
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Значит, ты кого-то встретила, а?
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Да, встретила.
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Вобще-то у меня с ним был секс
два часа назад.
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Ну и как он?
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О, Боб, он просто ничто
по сравнению с тобой.
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Я кусала губу, чтобы не
закричать твоё имя.
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Чтож, я рад это слышать.
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Это было так неловко и нудно.
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Может, у него это новый стиль,
с которым ты не знакома?
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Тебе нужно к нему привыкнуть.
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Не было столько времени,
чтобы успеть привыкнуть...
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если ты понял, о чём я.
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Знаете что? Я не смогу
наслаждаться этим.
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Да. Я знаю. Это мой день рожденья.
Мы все должны были быть здесь.
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Ладно, пошли.
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Ну, может останемся на одну песню.
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Было бы грубо по отношению к ним
уйти сейчас.
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Ребята, наверное хорошо
проводят время сейчас.
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Ну давайте, ещё разок.
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Один.
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- Чудесно!
- Восхитительно!
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Не могу поверить, что ребята
пропустили это!
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Какие ребята?
Ах, да.
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Извините.
Вы не Моника Геллер?
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- Я с вами знакома?
- Вы были моей нянькой!
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О, боже!
Малыш Стиви Фишер?
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Как поживаешь?
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Хорошо. Я теперь адвокат.
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Ты не можешь быть адвокатом.
Тебе же 8.
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Было приятно тебя увидеть.
Мне надо бежать за кулисы.
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Погоди, за кулисы?
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Моя фирма представляет группу.
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00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,160
А вы, ребята, хотите
встретиться с группой?
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Пошли.
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00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:08,440
А ты ведь не была из тех, кто крутился
всегда возле моего отца?
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Привет, ребята!
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С днём рожденья!
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О, спасибо.
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00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:20,600
Как у вас прошёл вечер?
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А, довольно паршиво.
А как у вас?
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Тоже паршиво.
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Но я там столкнулась со Стиви Фишером.
Помнишь его?
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О, да!
Я присматривала за ним.
302
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Как там его отец?
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Хорошо.
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00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:39,240
В остальном вечер оказался
довольно неудачным.
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Да, мы очень скучали по вам.
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Да, мы тут поговорили,
это всё так глупо.
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Нам нужно просто не допускать таких
вещей, как с деньгами, переходить...
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Это засос?
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00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,320
О, нет, это просто...
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Я упала.
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На чьи-то губы?
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Где это ты заполучила засос?
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Ну, там, на вечеринке или...
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Какой вечеринке?
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00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,080
Это не было вечеринкой,
как это представляют...
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просто сборище людей.
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С едой и музыкой и...
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группой.
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Вы тусовались с Хути и Блоуфиш?
320
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,920
Да. Оказалось, что Стиви и Хути
вместе вот так.
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Кто поставил тебе этот засос?
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Наверное это работа Блоуфиша.
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Не могу поверить!
Я не могу в это поверить!
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Мы сидели дома, пытаясь угадать
Джоуевские пальцы...
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а вы развлекались и веселились
и ещё это:
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Эй, Блоуфиш, засоси мою шею!
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Не вините нас.
Вы тоже могли там быть.
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Что? Как часть вашей "благодетельственной
программы для нищих друзей"?
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О, замечательно. Это работа.
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Я не знаю, что сказать.
Я извиняюсь, что зарабатываю больше вас.
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Но мы не чувствуем вины.
Мы тяжело работаем.
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А мы не тяжело работаем?
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Это Моника. Я получила сообщение
на пейджер.
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Просто иногда нам нравятся вещи,
которые стоят чуть дороже.
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- И вы чувствуете, что мы вас тянем назад.
- Да.
Нет.
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Леон, подожди.
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Ребята!
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Я не понимаю.
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Стейки были подарком от
поставщиков мяса.
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00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:30,080
Это не был откат.
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Я их верну, и можем об этом забыть.
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Какие правила фирмы?
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00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:53,920
Меня только что уволили.
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Ваш счёт. С вас 4,12.
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Дай мне его.
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У тебя есть пятёрка?
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Сейчас будет писк.
Вы знаете что делать.
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Привет, это я.
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Слушай, Боб.
Я, наверное, скажу глупость.
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Уже прошло три года, и ты, наверное,
уже с кем-то встречаешься...
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но если бы мы могли бы встретиться
на одну ночь, как в старые времена...
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одну горячую, жаркую, дикую ночь...
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