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- Hey Joey, how'd the audition go?
- Incredible!
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I met the director this time
and you'll never believe who it was.
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- Who?
- All right. I'll give you one hint.
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Warren Beatty.
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Yeah, there's just one thing
that might be kind of a problem.
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See, I, uh, had to kiss this guy.
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'Cause he was just so darn cute.
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No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for
this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
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Well, hey. You're an actor,
I say you just suck it up and do it.
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Or you just do it.
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I did do it, I'm a professional.
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Besides my first girlfriend was Lisa Dibertis,
so I am no stranger to the mustache.
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Then what's the problem?
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See after the scene,
Mr. Beatty comes up to me and says
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'good actor, bad kisser'.
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Can you believe that,
me not a good kisser,
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that's like, like Mother
Theresa, not a good mother.
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Well, come on, who cares what that guy thinks.
What does Warren Beatty know about kissing Ooh.
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The one with Barry
And Mindy's Wedding
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Hey, what did your agent say?
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Yep, this kiss thing is defiantly a problem,
Mr. Beatty wants to see it again on Monday.
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Man, I gotta figure out
what I'm doing wrong.
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Oh, okay, one of you girls
come over here and kiss me.
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- What, forget it!
- Yeah, right.
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Come on, I need your help here.
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All right. I'll do it, I kissed
him before I can do it again.
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You see this, this is a friend.
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Uh-huh, let's go.
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Oh, wait I have gum.
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Okay.
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Good, very good, firm but tender.
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I'd recommend you to a friend.
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Then I don't know what it is.
What's the problem?
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Joey, you know, maybe your
just not used to kissing men,
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maybe you just tensed up a little,
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maybe that's what you need to work on.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Over my dead body!
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And I'll be using his
dead body as a shield.
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Come on out, honey!
I'm telling you look good!
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Tell her she looks good,
tell her she looks good.
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Oh my God,
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you look so good!
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I can not believe I have to walk
down the aisle in front of 200 people
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looking like something you
drink when your nauseous.
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So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this
thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
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Because I promised Mindy I would.
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Yeah, well you promised
Barry, you'd marry him.
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Look you guys, I have to
go, I'm the Maid-of-Honor.
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And besides you know what I just need
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to be in a room again with these
people and feel good about myself.
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Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes
they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
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- I may have.
- Woo-hoo, stuud!
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- What's she look like?
- Well, we haven't exactly met,
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we just stayed up all night
talking on the internet.
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Woo-hoo, geeek!
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I like this girl, okay,
I seriously like this girl,
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you now how sometimes I tend get
a little defended and quipy...
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- Get out!
- Nooo!
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Well she totally called me on it, okay.
She said, 'cut it out, get real',
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and I did.
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Wow! What's that like?
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It's like this,
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me, no jokes.
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All right, stop it,
you're freaking me out.
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Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way.
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- All right, I'll see you guys later.
- Bye, Richard.
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Bye sweetie,
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- I love you.
- I love you, too.
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I think my boyfriend ever so dreamy,
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I wonder what our
wedding's gonna be like.
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What are you talking
about? What wedding?
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Come on, like you
never talk about that.
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Nooo! Never!
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I mean, we're living in the moment.
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God, it is so nice for once to not have to
get all hung up on 'Where is this going?'
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- Afraid to ask him?
- Could not be more terrified.
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Well, I think you should seriously
consider the marriage thing,
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give Rachel another chance to
dress up like Princess Bubble Yum.
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I was laughing at this
quip leno made last night.
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I was not laughing at your dress,
I love you.
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Where's Benny?
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There he is!
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Where's Benny,
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there he is.
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Awww! You know that's probably
why babies learn to talk,
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so they can tell grown
ups to cut it out.
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Hey, you know I got a question for ya.
Just a little thing, no pressure.
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Okay.
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Did you ever, uh, like,
think about the future?
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Sure I do.
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Yeah, am I in it?
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Honey, you are it.
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Oh God, you are about
to get sooo lucky.
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Keep talkin'.
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Well, uh, sometimes I think
about selling my practice,
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we could move to France,
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make French toast.
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Okay, so, uh, we're in France,
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we're making the toast.
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Do you see a little
bassinet in the corner?
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Like a hound?
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Not a basset, a bassinet.
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You really need the bassinet?
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Well, I just think the baby
would keep falling off the dog.
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Do you, uh, do you,
do you not see kids in our future.
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Oh, hey, I love children,
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I have children.
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I just don't want to be 70
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when our kids go off to college,
and our lives can finally start.
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Look I want you, now.
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That's Great.
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You know we don't need
to talk about this now.
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Really, I mean this is, is so
way, way, way, in the future,
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I'm talkin' hovercrafts and
apes taking over the planet.
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Come on, Chandler,
I want this part soo much.
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Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
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Joey, no means no!
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I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
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Aww, Rach, I think you look cute
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And you, uh, you,
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- you I could eat with a spoon
- Get away from me I said no!
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- Richard buzzed. He's waiting
downstairs. - Oh, Richard's here.
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I should run down say bye to him
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Bye.
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So how's your date with
your cyberchick going.
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Ooh, hey, what is all that?
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Oh, it's a website, it's the,
uh, the Guggenheim museum.
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See, she likes art,
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and I like funny words.
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What does she mean by HH?
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It means we're holding hands.
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Are you the cutest?
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I'm afraid I might just be.
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You know, what I think is so great
that you are totally into this person
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and yet for all you know she could be
like 90 years old, or have two heads,
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or. It could be a guy.
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Okay, it's not a guy,
all right, I know her.
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It could be like a big giant guy.
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Man, I got this close to him
and Monica kneed me in the back.
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What's going on?
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We were just wondering if
Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
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Oh, well. Just ask her
how long she's gonna live.
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Women live longer than men.
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How do you not fall down more?
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Okay, ask her 'What is her current
method of birth control? '
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All right.
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"My husband is sleeping
with his secretary."
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She's married!
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Well at least we know she's a woman.
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I can't believe she's married.
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Aw, man I'm sorry.
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This must be very tough for ya, huh.
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So, I read this article in the paper the other
day that
says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings
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because when pigeons
eat rice it kills them.
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Oh, that's why you never
see pigeons at sushi bars.
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- See, we're having fun.
- Oh, absolutely.
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Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that
thing that we're not going to be thinking about.
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Neither am I.
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Hi, there. Are you all right?
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Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the
window that I crawled out of at my wedding,
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and God, I just started thinking that I
shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't,
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people are going to be looking at me and
judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
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Sweetie, it's be gonna okay,
all right. It's a wedding
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generally people focus on the bride.
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God I know, you're right.
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All rightie, everybody
look at me. Good.
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All right, its time. Bridesmaids and
ushers let's see two lines, thank you.
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Okay, I'll see you after the thing.
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- Okay, good luck
- Thank you
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Okay, Okay.
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Why the hell didn't you tell me!
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I'm sorry. What was
I supposed to do?
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Stand up and shout 'Hey,
Rachel, your butt is showing!
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Yeah, better than you
embarrass and I will go.
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Oh my God this is sooo humiliating.
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I think the only thing
that tops that was, was,
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was when I was in the eight grade and I had to
sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school.
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I think I got about two lines into
it before I ran and freaked out.
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Oh my God, my entire life
is flashing before my eyes.
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Rach, hey look, I remember
that, it wasn't so bad.
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Oh Ross, would you stop,
you got me, I'm dating you.
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Rachel!
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Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.
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It's so wonderful to
see you again, my dear,
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in fact I hardly
expected to see so much.
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You told me you didn't see anything.
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I tell ya a lot things!
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Well it's wonderful to have
you up and about, again, dear.
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Stay well.
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Okay, now that is the third time someone
has said something like that to me today.
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Rach! Rach!
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- Oh my God, I'm married!
- I know.
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I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry
Hunter hyphen Farber.
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Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
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Min.
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Oh Rach, you're still here,
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at our wedding, they were packing
up the chopped liver about now.
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Yeah, I love that story.
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Um, I got a question for you guys.
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Why do people keep is saying
that is good to see me up and about?
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Well uh, after you ran
out on your wedding,
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Barry's parents told people
that you were sort of... insane.
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Insane!
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...from the syphilis.
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What?!
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Yeah, what are they gonna say
you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
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Your choice was that, syphilis?
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Hey, sweetie, at least they put
you Tutsi show under prospective.
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Angela? Joey Tribiani.
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Listen, what are ya doing tonight?
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I know your seeing that guy, I was
thinking maybe you could bring him...
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Hello? Hello?
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Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like
the tenth bing-bong message she sent.
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- She wants to know what's wrong?
- What's wrong? What's wrong?
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You're married that's what's wrong.
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- Oh, my.
- What?
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She wants to meet you in person.
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00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,224
Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted
to meet her in person too
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okay, but she's married,
she has a husband.
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What if the husband person is the
wrong guy, and you are the right guy.
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I mean you don't get chances
like this all the time,
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if you don't meet her now,
you're gonna be kicking yourself
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when your 80, which is hard to do,
and that's how you break a hip.
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I don't know.
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Listen, those bingbongs
are the woman who loves you.
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Okay, I'll do it!
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Oh, yeah! Okay! Great!
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Go, man, go put on your shoes, and,
and march out there and meet her!
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Oh, wait, no, no you have
to take a shower, 'cause, eww.
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No, you know what you have
to answer her, answer her first.
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No, no, you know what make
some coffee 'cause its too much.
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Okay, one more, please. Come on,
I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
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Okay, last chance.
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Again, I'm sorry.
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You know what, maybe I
don't need to have children.
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You know maybe I just think I
do because that is what society
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and by that I mean my mom,
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has always convinced me that I...
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I do,
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I have to have children,
I'm sorry. I just do.
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Yo! Can I have your attention, please,
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Best Man, making a toast here.
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Thank you.
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I remember when Barry got home
from his first date with Rachel...
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What?!
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What, you hired the same band
I can't use the same speech.
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Thank you, thank you very much.
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Anyway, I wish you both
a wonderful life together.
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And Rachel...
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- What.
- No, no, no now in all seriousness,
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its not a lot of women would've had
the guts to come back here tonight
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and even fewer, who would do it
with their asses hanging out!
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Uh, I like to, uh, to
add something to that...
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Why are you adding, why are you adding,
why are you adding, why are you adding?
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Most of you don't know me,
I'm Rachel's boyfriend.
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Oh dear God.
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Ross,
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uh and uh, I'd just like to say that it did take
a lot of courage for Rachel to come here tonight.
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And, uh, for the record
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she did not run out on Barry
because she had syphilis.
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What are you doing I'm serious.
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Uh, the reason she walked out on, on
Barry is simply that she didn't love him
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which incidentally worked
out pretty well for me
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Rachel, took a lot of courage, doesn't
has the syphilis and wild with me.
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Cheers!
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- See you in the parking lot.
- No, Rach!
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And once again she is out of here.
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Okay who had 9:45? Um?
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Ya, know what Barr,
I'm not gonna leave.
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I probably should, but I'm not,
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see 'cause I promised myself that I would
make it through at least *one* of your weddings.
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See now, tonight, all
I really wanted was
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to make it though this evening with
a little bit of grace and dignity.
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Well, I guess we can all
agree that's not gonna happen.
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There's nothing really
left to say except...
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"Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl.
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With yellow feathers, feathers in her
hair, and a dress cut down to there.
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She would..."
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- Marenge,
- "...marenge, thank you honey,
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and do the cha-cha.
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And while she like to be a star,
Tony always tended bar.
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At the, wait, wait, everybody..."
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Okay, I'll do it.
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You'll do what?
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If kids is what I takes to be
with you then kids it is.
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Oh my God!
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If I have to I'll, I'll do all again,
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I'll do the 4 o'clock feeding thing,
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I'll go to the P.T.A. Meetings,
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I'll coach the soccer team.
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- Really?
- Yeah, if I have to.
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Monica,
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I don't wanna lose you,
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so if I have to do it all
over again, then I will.
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You're the most wonderful man.
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And if you hadn't of said
'if I have to' like seventeen times,
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then I'd be saying 'okay, let's do it.'
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But you're not.
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Oh my God,
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I can't believe what
I'm getting ready to say.
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I wanna have a baby,
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but I don't wanna have one with someone
who doesn't really wanna have one.
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God.
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I love you.
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I know you do.
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Me too.
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So what now?
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I guess we just
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keep dancing.
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Where is she, Where is she?
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Oh, hey, I have a
question, where is she?
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Chandler, relax,
Chandler, she'll be here.
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Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
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Yeah, 'cause life's just that kind.
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Chandler, you gotta stop staring
at the door. It's like a watched pot,
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you know if you keep looking at it
then the door is to, never gonna boil.
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I think what you have
to do is try not to...
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Oh my God!
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OH... MY... GAWD!
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OH... MY... GOD!
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All right I've been feeling
incredibly guilty about this
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because I wanna be a good friend, and dammit I
am a
good friend. So just, just shut up and close your
eyes.
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Wow, you are a good friend,
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'course the audition was this
morning, and I didn't get it.
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But that was a hell of a kiss.
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Rachel is a very lucky girl.
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- Привет, Джоуи! Как прослушивание?
- Великолепно.
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Я встретил режиссёра,
вы не поверите, кто там режиссёр.
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Кто?
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Даю намёк -
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Уорен Бейтти!
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Только, вот, похоже, что есть
одна проблемка.
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Понимаете, мне там надо
целовать парня.
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Из-за того, что он дьявольски мил?
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Нет, я хочу получить роль
того парня...
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...кого целует главный парень.
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Ну, ты ж ведь актёр. Я думаю, что
ты должен серьёзно этим заниматься.
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Или просто взяться за дело.
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Я взялся.
Я же профессионал.
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- А в чём проблема?
- Видите ли... после сцены...
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...мр. Бейтти подошёл и сказал:
Хороший актёр. Плохой целовальщик.
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Вы представляете?
Я - не хороший целовальщик.
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Это вроде...
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...вроде - Мать Тереза -
не хорошая мать.
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Да кого волнует, что он там думает?
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Что Уорен Бейтти знает
о поцелуях?
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сезон 2, серия 24.
Та, со свадьбой Барри и Минди.
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Русские субтитры:
Dais 2009-2010
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Эй, что сказала твоя агентша?
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С этими поцелуями
определённо беда.
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Мр. Бейтти хочет посмотреть ещё
раз в понедельник.
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Я должен узнать
что я делаю не так.
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Одна из вас,.. девушки,.. идите
сюда и поцелуйте меня.
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- Забудь.
- Да, щас.
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Ну давайте!
Мне нужна ваша помощь.
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Давай я. Я уже целовала его.
Могу и ещё разок.
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Видите?.. Вот это друг!
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Ага.
Поехали.
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О, стой! Жвачка.
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Хорошо. Очень хорошо.
Жестковато, но страстно.
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Я тебя порекомендую друзьям.
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Тогда я не знаю,
в чём же дело.
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Может ты мало целовался
с мужчинами.
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Может ты немного волнуешься.
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Может, тебе надо над
этим поработать.
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Да, похоже, что так.
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Только через мой труп.
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А я буду прикрываться его трупом.
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Выходи, дорогая.
Говорю тебе, ты выглядишь хорошо.
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Скажите, что хорошо.
Скажите хорошо.
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О, боже мой!
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Ты выглядишь так хорошо!
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Не могу поверить, что выйду на сцену
перед толпой в 200 человек...
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...как будто выискивая, чем бы
запить пилюлю от тошноты.
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Тогда не надо.
Я не знаю, зачем нам туда идти.
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Это же свадьба твоего
бывшего жениха.
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Потому, что я обещала Минди.
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Да, ты и Барри обещала выйти
за него.
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Ребята, мне надо идти.
Я же подруга невесты.
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Кроме того, мне нужно снова быть
в одном помещении с этими людьми...
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...и чувствовать себя хорошо.
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Кто-то с вечера в тех же одёжках.
Чем это ты занимался?
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Мог бы заняться.
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О-го! Класс!
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- Как она выглядит?
- Мы не встречались.
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Мы беседовали через интернет.
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Свихнулись!
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Мне нравится эта девушка.
Она мне серьёзно нравится.
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Вы же знаете, что я сначала
становлюсь немного ершистым?
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- Ну да!
- Нет! Пожалуйста.
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Так вот она меня раскусила, вот...
Она сказала: Прекрати, будь естественным.
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Я так и сделал.
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А! И на что это похоже?
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На меня. Я.
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Без шуток.
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Так, прекрати.
Ты меня пугаешь.
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Да. Таким ты мне не нравишься.
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Увидимся, ребята.
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- Пока, Ричард.
- Пока-пока.
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Пока, милый. Люблю тебя.
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Я тебя тоже люблю.
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Хотелось бы мне, чтоб мои парни
были такими мечтателями.
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00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:06,880
Интересно, какой была бы
наша свадьба?
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О чём ты сейчас говоришь?
Какая свадьба?
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Да ну? Вы что,
никогда об этом не говорили?
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Нет, никогда.
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Мы просто живём настоящим.
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Это здорово не застревать на вопросах
вроде: К чему это приведёт?
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- Боишься спросить его?
- Очень боюсь.
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Я думаю вам следует серьёзно
обсудить женитьбу.
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Дайте Рейчел возможность ещё раз
нарядиться принцессой Сладобуськой.
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Где Бенни?
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Вот он!
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Где Бенни?
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00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:42,080
Вот он!
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Дети, похоже, учатся говорить, дабы уметь
сказать взрослым, чтобы те прекратили.
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Эй, у меня к тебе вопрос.
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Просто так, ты не подумай чего.
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Ты когда-нибудь думаешь о будущем?
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Конечно думаю.
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00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:04,480
Да? А я там есть?
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Дорогая...
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...ты моё будущее.
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О, боже.
Тебе сейчас повезёт.
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Говори.
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Иногда я подумываю о том,
чтоб продать практику.
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Мы могли бы переехать во Францию.
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Делать французские гренки.
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Ладно, итак...
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...мы во Франции...
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...и мы жарим гренки.
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Ты не видишь в углу
маленький манежик?
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Типа для собаки?
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Не будку.
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А манежик.
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Зачем тебе манеж?
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Ну, чтобы ребёнок не гонялся
за собакой.
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В твоём нашем будущем нет детей?
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Я люблю детей.
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У меня есть дети.
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Просто не хочется быть 70 летним,
когда наш ребёнок закончит школу...
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...и наша жизнь, наконец начнётся.
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Я хочу быть с тобой...
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...сейчас.
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Чтож, это здорово.
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Нам не обязательно говорить
именно сейчас.
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Правда, это всё так
далеко-далеко в будущем.
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Примерно как захват власти на
планете обезьянами.
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Ну давай, Чендлер.
Мне очень нужна эта роль.
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Только один поцелуй.
Я никому не скажу.
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Джоуи, нет - означает нет.
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Извините,
у нас нет вашей овечки.
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Рейч! Я думаю, ты выглядишь мило.
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А ты. Ты...
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Я мог бы тебя съесть.
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Отойди от меня.
Я сказал нет!
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Ричард звонил,
он уже внизу.
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Ричард здесь?
Я должен с ним попрощаться.
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- Пока.
- Удачи.
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Как твоя встреча с кибершей?
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Что это такое?
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Это веб страничка.
Музей Гугенхайм.
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Ей нравится искуство...
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...а мне - смешные имена.
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Что значат её "д р"?
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Это значит "держимся за руки".
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Разве не мило?
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Боюсь, что так и есть.
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Я думаю, что это здорово,
что ты увлечён этой персоной...
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...хотя всё, что ты о ней знаешь...
Ей может быть уже 90 или две головы...
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Это может быть парень.
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Это не парень, ясно?
Я знаю её!
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Это может быть большой,
гигантский парниша.
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Вот ведь... Я был уже так близко к нему,
и тут Моника ущипнула меня за спину.
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Что происходит?
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Мы размышляем, является ли
Чендлерова девчонка девчонкой.
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Спроси её как долго она
собирается прожить.
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Женщины живут дольше мужчин.
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Что ты ещё более умного придумаешь?
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Спроси, каков её метод
контроля рождаемости.
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Хорошо.
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"Мой муж спит со своей
секретаршей."
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Она замужем?
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Теперь мы точно знаем,
что она женщина.
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Не могу поверить, что она замужем.
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Сожалею, приятель.
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Тебе должно быть, сейчас трудно.
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Я читала в газете, что нельзя
бросать рис на свадьбе.
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Если голуби съедят рис,
это их убьёт.
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Так вот почему не видно голубей
в суши-барах.
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- Видишь, нам весело.
- О, конечно.
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А я даже не думаю о том, о чём мы
думаем совсем не думать.
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Я тоже.
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Эй, ты как, в порядке?
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Да. Но я тут увидела окно, через
которое вылезала на своей свадьбе.
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И подумала, что мне не надо
было сюда приходить. Не надо было.
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Люди будут смотреть на меня с осуждением,
и вспоминать прошлый раз.
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Всё будет хорошо.
Это же свадьба.
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Люди сосредоточены на невесте.
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Я знаю, ты прав.
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Хорошо.
Все посмотрели на меня. Хорошо.
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Время. Подруги невесты и жениха...
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...встанем в два ряда.
Спасибо.
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Увидимся после.
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- Удачи.
- Спасибо.
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Почему ты не сказал мне?
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Извини.
Что я мог сделать?
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Встать и крикнуть:
Эй! Рейчел! Твоя попа видна!.?
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Это так унизительно.
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Хуже было только
в восьмом классе...
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...когда я пела "Копакабана"
перед всей школой.
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Я спела две строчки и испугалась.
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Вся моя жизнь промелькнула
перед глазами.
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Рейч, слушай, я помню.
Это было не так уж и плохо.
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Росс, перестань!
Я с тобой и мы встречаемся.
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Привет, мр. и мсс. Вайнберг.
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Это так замечательно,
увидеть тебя снова, моя дорогая.
192
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Вобще, я не ожидал увидеть
так много.
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- Ты сказал, что ничего не видел.
- Я много всякого тебе говорю.
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Чтож, замечательно, что ты
жива и здорова, дорогая.
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Держись.
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Это уже третий раз, когда
мне такое говорят сегодня.
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Рейч!
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- О, боже, я замужем!
- Да уж!
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Я теперь миссис др. Барри Хантер,
тире, Фарбер.
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Я так горжусь тобой, Мин.
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Мин.
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О, Рейч. Ещё тут.
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На нашей свадьбе они уже бы
заворачивали рубленую печёнку.
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Да, мне нравится эта история.
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У меня к вам вопрос.
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Почему все повторяют, что рады
меня видеть живой и здоровой?
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После того, как ты сбежала со
своей свадьбы...
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...родители Барри объявили всем,
что ты вроде как...
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...чокнулась.
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Чокнулась?
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От сифилиса.
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Что?
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А что ещё им говорить?
Что ты меня больше не любишь?
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Энджела?
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Джоуи Трибиани.
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Слушай, что ты делаешь сегодня?
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Я знаю, что ты встречаешься с парнем.
Я подумал, может, ты приведёшь его...
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Может ответишь? Это уже десятое
бинг-бонг её сообщение.
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Она спрашивает, что случилось.
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Что случилось?
Ты замужем!
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Вот что случилось!
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Ой-ой.
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Она хочет встретиться
с тобой лично.
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Слушай, Фиби, я тоже
хотел с ней встретиться лично.
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Но она замужем.
У неё есть муж.
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А что, если этот муж не тот парень,
а ты как раз тот парень?
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Такой случай не выпадает
часто.
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Если не встретишь её, то будешь
кусать локти, когда тебе будет 80...
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...в таком возрасте это очень трудно
сделать и ты сломаешь себе бедро.
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Ладно. Я встречусь.
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Хорошо, прекрасно! Обувайся,
и марш встречаться с ней!
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Нет, погоди! Сначала прими душ,
иначе... фу...
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А я займусь...
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Нет, ответь ей.
Сначала ответь.
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Нет, сделай кофе, а то
это уже слишком.
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Да ладно, ещё разок, пожалуйста.
На этот раз я попаду.
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Ладно, последний раз.
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И ещё раз, прошу прощения.
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Знаешь, может мне и
не обязательно иметь детей.
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Может, я так думаю из-за того,
что общество...
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...я имею в виду свою маму...
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...всё время навязывает мне мысль, что я...
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Я должна.
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Мне надо иметь детей.
Извини, но мне надо.
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Могу попросить минуту внимания?
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Свидетель хочет сказать тост.
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Спасибо.
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00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:51,500
Я помню, как Барри пришёл домой
после первого свидания с Рейчел.
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А что? У тебя тот же оркестр.
А я не могу сказать ту же речь?
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Спасибо.
Спасибо большое.
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В любом случае, я желаю
вам обоим...
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...чудесной жизни вместе.
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И,.. Рейчел.
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Что?
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Нет, нет, серьёзно.
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00:15:08,600 --> 00:15:11,420
Не многим женщинам хватит
смелости быть здесь.
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А ещё меньше быть здесь
да ещё и с торчащей попой.
258
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,420
Я хотел бы добавить кое-что.
259
00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:27,720
Что добавить?
Что добавить?
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Большинство из вас меня не знают.
Я друг Рейчел...
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О, боже милостивый.
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...Росс.
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И я должен сказать, что...
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...для Рейчел это было большой
смелостью придти сюда сегодня.
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И просто чтоб вы знали...
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...она убежала от Барри не от того,
что у неё был сифилис.
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Что вы делаете?
Я серьёзно.
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Причина...
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...её ухода от Барри проста...
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...она его не любила.
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Что оказалось весьма
на руку мне.
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Будем.
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- Увидимся на стоянке.
- Нет, Рейч.
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И снова она уходит отсюда!
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00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:24,280
Так, у кого было на 9:45?
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Знаешь что, Барри?
Я не уйду.
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Я, может и должна, но не уйду.
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Я поклялась себе, что выдержу
хотя бы одну твою свадьбу.
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Сегодня всё, чего я хотела
это продержаться весь этот вечер...
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...совсем немного с достоинством
и честью.
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Чтож, кажется, все думают,
что этого не произойдёт.
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Похоже, мне нечего больше
сказать...
283
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...кроме...
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Её звали Лола
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Она была танцовщицей
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С жёлтыми пря...
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прядями волос
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И платьем по самое не хочу
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Играла на...
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- Меренге
- Меренге... Спасибо, дорогой.
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00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:38,280
Танцуя ча-ча
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И пока она была звездой
Тони опустошал бар
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В...
Стоп, стоп!
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Вместе!
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Копа...
Копакобана
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Жаркое место на севере Гаваны
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В Копа
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Копакобана
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Музыка и страсть всегда в моде
в Копа...
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Ладно.
Я согласен.
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00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,120
С чем ты согласен?
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00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,980
Если нужны дети, чтобы быть с тобой,
значит будут дети.
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О, боже мой.
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Если надо,
я сделаю это всё снова.
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00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:22,240
Буду кормить в 4:00.
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00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:24,380
Ходить на родительские собрания.
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00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,140
Буду тренировать футбольную команду.
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- Правда?
- Да, раз уж надо.
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Моника...
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...я не хочу тебя терять.
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И раз надо снова всё пройти...
312
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... то я пройду.
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Ты самый замечательный мужчина.
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00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,060
И если бы ты не говорил...
315
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:55,660
..."Раз уж я должен", примерно 17 раз...
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...тогда я бы сказала,
"Ладно, давай начнём".
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00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:03,120
Но ты не скажешь.
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00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:10,400
О, боже мой. Я не могу поверить, что
я собираюсь сказать это.
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00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,200
Я хочу ребёнка.
320
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Но не с тем, кто сам не очень-то
этого хочет.
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00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,840
Боже.
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00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,920
Я люблю тебя.
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00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,400
Я знаю, что это так.
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Я тоже.
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Так что тогда?
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Я полагаю, мы просто...
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...продолжим танцевать.
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Где она?
Где она?
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О, эй, у меня вопрос.
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Где она?
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Успокойся, Чендлер.
Она придёт.
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О, вот она.
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Да, прямо как в жизни...
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Перестань пялиться на дверь...
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...это как с чайником.
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Если будешь смотреть на неё,
дверь всё равно не закипит.
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Я думаю, что тебе следует
стараться не...
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О, боже мой.
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О...
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...боже...
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...мой.
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О...
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...боже...
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...мой.
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Хорошо.
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Я чувствую вину, потому,
что я хочу быть хорошим другом.
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И чёрт возьми, я хороший друг.
Так что заткнись и закрой глаза.
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Ты хороший друг.
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Прослушивание уже было утром,
и я не получил роль.
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Но это был адский поцелуй.
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Рейчел должна быть очень счастлива.
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