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Chandler, Mon, there's only
one banana-nut muffin left.
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I ordered mine first.
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Yeah, but I'm so much faster.
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Give it to me.
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No.
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Give it to me!
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Okay, you can have it.
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There you go. Enjoy your coffee.
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That was there when I got here.
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Hey, you'll never guess
who's coming to New York.
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Quick, tell us before he swallows.
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Ryan, that guy I dated
who's in the Navy.
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You went out with a guy in the Navy?
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I met him while playing guitar
in the park.
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Ryan threw in saltwater taffy
because he didn't have change.
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Is that when you wrote
"Saltwater Taffy Man"?
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No, he's my submarine guy.
He resurfaces every couple years...
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...and we have an amazing
three days together.
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Only this time, he's coming for 2 weeks.
Two whole weeks, which means "yea"!
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So this guy goes down
for, like, two years at a time?
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That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
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Hi.
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Oh, no. What happened?
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I just spoke to Carol.
Ben's got chickenpox.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, so if you haven't had it,
chances are you'll get it.
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- I've had it.
- I've had it.
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- Had it.
- Had it.
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I've never had it. I feel so left out.
Oh, look!
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The One With the Chicken Pox
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Honey, you made the bed again.
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I told you, you don't have to do that.
This isn't camp.
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Then I guess the panty raid last night
was totally uncalled for.
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I'm taking a shower. Today I'll
sing Jim Croce's "Leroy Brown."
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Hey, Mon, I have a question.
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Is Leroy the baddest man
in the whole damn town...
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...or the fattest man?
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The baddest. Otherwise, the song
would be "Fat, Fat Leroy Brown."
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What are you doing?
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I'm just waiting for you, sweetie.
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Are you remaking the bed?
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I'm sorry. The way you did it,
it was just fine.
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Then you're redoing it
because...?
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You'll think I'm crazy.
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You're pretty much
running that risk either way.
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Okay. You see...
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...the duvet tag shouldn't be
at the top left corner...
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...it should be at the
bottom right corner.
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- That's not so crazy.
- I'm just easing you in.
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All right.
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You see these little flower blossoms?
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They should be facing up not down...
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...because the head of the bed
is where the sun would be.
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You don't love me anymore, do you?
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Actually, if it's possible,
I love you more.
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Really?
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Wow. Well, then, come on!
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I wanna show you how to fold
the toilet paper into a point.
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If you need something
to hold you over...
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...I can get you a job here
as an entry-level processor.
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Don't you need experience like this?
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It's not hard to learn.
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As for people realizing you don't know
what you're doing, you're an actor.
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Act like a processor,
people will think you're a processor.
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Here's this morning's projections.
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Thanks.
Scott Alexander, Joey Tribbiani.
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Joey is a fellow processor.
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No kidding?
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I process. People want the processing,
I'm the one they call.
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- Where do you work?
- Well, I'm in between things.
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You know, one day you're processing,
the next day...
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...you're not so much
processing anymore.
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I told Joey about the opening
in Fleischman's group.
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Fleischman's group.
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Whatever you do,
don't touch his sandwiches.
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Are all you processors dorks?
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This lipstick looks just great on you.
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You look fabulous.
You really do.
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Yeah, are you sure?
Really?
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See, you look beautiful.
For God sakes, dim the lights.
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I'm hideous!
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It's gonna be okay.
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Ryan's been underwater.
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He's just gonna be glad you don't
have barnacles on your butt.
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Come in.
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Hey, baby, I'm back
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Hey, Ryan. What's up?
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What's going on?
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No, no.
You have to stay back.
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I have the pox!
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Chicken or small?
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Chicken, which is so ironic
considering I'm a vegetarian.
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- Why aren't you home in bed?
- My grandmother's never had chickenpox.
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Please tell me you have, because
oh, my God, I forgot how cute you are.
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I'm sorry, I never had them.
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If I had one wish,
I'd go back to when I was 7...
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...when Jimmy Hauser had chickenpox,
and rub that kid all over my face.
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Yeah, or you could wish
that I didn't have them now.
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Can I please see your face?
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No. You don't wanna see a face
covered with pox.
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It could be lox, I wouldn't care.
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And you hate fish.
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So sweet. All right.
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Okay, all right.
You can see.
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This is me.
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Sorry!
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I am scary!
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The lightening was
an unfortunate coincidence.
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You look lovely!
Lovely!
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I hate this.
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I had the most amazing
two weeks planned for us.
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And everything I had in mind,
we had to be a lot closer than this.
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I've spent the last eight months
in a steel tube with men...
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...thinking about this moment.
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I am not gonna let a bunch...
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...of itchy spots stand between us.
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Okay. This is the most
romantic disease I've ever had.
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- How's the first day?
- Good. It's like you said.
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It's putting numbers
from one column into another.
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There you go.
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And everybody's nice. I just had
a good talk with that lady Jeannie.
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Jeannie? The head of
East Coast operations, Jeannie?
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Turns out our kids go
to the same school.
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Yeah. Small world, huh?
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Weird world.
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Your kids?
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I figure my character has kids.
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There isn't a part of that sentence
I don't need explained.
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When you're acting, you need
to think about that stuff.
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My character,
Joseph the processing guy...
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...has two little girls,
Ashley and Brittany.
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Ashley copies everything
Brittany does.
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Well, invisible kids
can be that way sometimes.
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You know, Joseph and his wife, Karen,
are thinking of having a third kid.
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You know what?
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Just did.
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That's some pretty powerful
imaginary sperm you must have there.
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You Know what makes the itching worse?
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That you don't stop talking about it?
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- Fine.
- Let's just play, okay?
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Good, okay.
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Here we go, double sixes.
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Here we go...
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Here we go...
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Come to Mama.
Getting ready to roll the dice...
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What are you doing?
Are you scratching?
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No. This is what I do
for luck, okay?
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You're scratching.
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Give me the dice.
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- Give me the dice.
- No! Here. There!
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00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,481
Look, double sixes!
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00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,314
We can't scratch. We'll scar.
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00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:26,418
I can't stop thinking about it.
It's just so hard.
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I wanna grab these houses
and rub them all over my body.
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00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,786
- No!
- Give it!
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Come on!
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You know you want it.
You know you want it too.
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Let's just be bad.
It'll feel so good.
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Come on.
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Oh, God, help me.
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00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,645
- Oh, yeah.
- Okay, good. Now do me.
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Do my back.
Oh, come on. Harder!
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There you go.
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- Don't move.
- Why?
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- Don't move.
- What are you...?
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Stop that.
Stop that right now.
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00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:06,292
I might've expected this of Phoebe.
But, Ryan, you're a military man.
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She make me doing.
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- That's a nice color on you.
- You will become pink and blunch baby.
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I hope you get a Winnie pork.
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00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:26,477
You and Milton have to join us
on the boat. Bring the kids.
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We'll make a day of it.
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That sounds lovely.
We'll have to set it up.
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I better get back.
Hope the baby feels better.
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Thanks.
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- Bye-bye, Jeannie.
- Bye-bye, Joseph.
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00:11:38,998 --> 00:11:40,488
What a phony.
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00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:47,005
You'll teach her a lesson when she
steps off the dock onto nothing.
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- Hey, Mr. Douglas.
- Sir.
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00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:55,012
Bing, I got your memo. We're not gonna
see the report until next Friday?
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My group wants to spend
the holiday with family.
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I have a family.
I'm gonna be here.
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00:12:01,087 --> 00:12:03,180
Yeah, Bing.
What's that about?
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It's about cutting them
a little slack for morale.
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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,294
Look, I can get some
rough numbers by Wednesday.
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00:12:14,600 --> 00:12:16,591
Rough numbers?
187
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,763
This company wasn't built
on rough numbers. Right, Mr. Douglas?
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00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,206
Have the final numbers
on my desk by Tuesday.
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If you say so, sir.
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00:12:28,347 --> 00:12:30,372
Joseph's good, isn't he?
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00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,077
I'm going to kill you.
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00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:39,623
Hey, I just figured Joseph's
the kind of guy who likes to mix it up.
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00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:43,055
You know, get in there,
ruffle some feathers.
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00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:45,490
Why?
195
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:50,628
Look, I'm sorry,
but that's what Joseph does.
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00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:53,271
Okay? If you try to pull something...
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00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,365
...he'll call you on it.
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00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,375
"What are you trying to pull?"
He'll say.
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00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,577
Duct tape.
200
00:13:05,184 --> 00:13:07,084
Was I supposed to bring something too?
201
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,421
This is for the scratchy twins.
I taped oven mitts to their hands.
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00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,092
You're strict.
203
00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,158
Well, it's for their own good.
204
00:13:17,429 --> 00:13:21,923
You know, I like the way you have
efficiently folded this tab under.
205
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:26,499
See, in a tape emergency you could
shave valuable seconds off your time.
206
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,735
Exactly!
207
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:34,210
God, I love that I can be
totally neurotic around you now.
208
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,012
Tell me the truth.
209
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:39,442
Don't you like having everything
on your desk perpendicular?
210
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:42,812
If it's not a right angle,
it is a wrong angle.
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00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:44,812
- Very good.
- Thank you.
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00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,751
Tomorrow, I'm gonna do your clocks.
213
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:50,591
You're gonna do what to my clocks?
214
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:52,260
Set them to my time.
215
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:55,923
I'm confused.
216
00:13:56,235 --> 00:13:58,430
I thought we shared time.
217
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:03,637
No. See, in my bedroom
I set my clock six minutes fast.
218
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:04,773
Wanna know why?
219
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:09,480
Because it's in a slightly different
time zone than the kitchen?
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00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:10,714
Forget it.
221
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:12,176
No, come on, tell me.
222
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:14,247
- You don't understand.
- Come on.
223
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,488
You don't have any obsessive things.
224
00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:18,518
No, that's not true.
225
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,849
Oh, yeah?
Tell me one of yours.
226
00:14:27,933 --> 00:14:32,393
One of my things is
I always separate my sweat socks...
227
00:14:32,738 --> 00:14:35,104
...from my dress socks.
228
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,544
What if they get mixed up?
229
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,712
Boy, I would just...
230
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,043
I would freak out.
231
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:47,685
You would not.
232
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:51,480
I can't believe this.
I hate this. You're too normal.
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00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:53,782
I can't believe you
don't have a "thing."
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00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,550
My boyfriend doesn't have a "thing."
235
00:14:56,862 --> 00:14:59,990
See, if anyone overheard that,
I didn't come off well.
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00:15:09,341 --> 00:15:14,074
- Mr. Douglas is looking for you.
- Why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
237
00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:18,305
He suspects you dropped the ball
on the Lender project.
238
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,742
Why? Why does he suspect that?
239
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,152
At first, he thought it was Joseph...
240
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,915
...but after he asked Joseph about it,
turns out it was you.
241
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:34,464
- Anyway, I thought you should know.
- All right. That's it.
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00:15:34,733 --> 00:15:35,961
Look, Joey...
243
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,101
...I realize this is the role
of a lifetime for you...
244
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:43,434
...and if I could just fire Joseph,
I would. But that's not possible.
245
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,370
So I have to let you both go.
246
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,481
What? Everybody loves Joseph.
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I don't. I hate Joseph.
248
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I think he's a brown-nosing suck-up.
249
00:15:57,756 --> 00:16:00,953
You can't fire Joseph.
He's not in your department.
250
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,396
All right, okay.
So I can't fire Joseph...
251
00:16:10,035 --> 00:16:11,662
...but I can sleep with his wife.
252
00:16:15,207 --> 00:16:16,003
Not Karen!
253
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:19,606
Yeah, I'm thinking about
having an affair with her.
254
00:16:19,878 --> 00:16:21,004
You know what?
255
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:22,676
I just did.
256
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:28,013
What the hell are you doing?
257
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,481
Oh, it's not me.
258
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:31,050
It's my character!
259
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:32,819
Chandie.
260
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:37,624
The rogue processor who seduces
his coworkers' wives...
261
00:16:37,896 --> 00:16:39,830
...and then laughs about it.
262
00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,568
In fact, I have her panties
right there in my drawer!
263
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,270
- Really?
- No, freak show, she's fictional!
264
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:48,930
Take it easy.
265
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:53,877
If it means that much to you,
I'll go find something else.
266
00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:56,141
Thank you.
267
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:01,451
It's just that
I'm gonna miss Joseph.
268
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,348
I liked him. His wife.
269
00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:05,917
She was hot.
270
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,929
And the kids, you gonna
put a pour like summer.
271
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,962
Please take these off.
I swear I won't scratch.
272
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,431
No, sorry, hon.
Monica's orders.
273
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,433
Well, that wasn't easy.
274
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,470
Okay, dinner's on.
275
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:31,676
There's a peach cobbler
warming in the oven.
276
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:36,013
So the plate's gonna be hot, but that
shouldn't be a problem for you.
277
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,587
All right, you kids.
Bye, now.
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00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,689
- Bye.
- Oh, look, look.
279
00:17:41,927 --> 00:17:43,724
A low-budget puppet show.
280
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:48,991
A shame you can't see
what finger I'm holding up.
281
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,303
- Wine?
- Please.
282
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,749
- Spilled some.
- I got it.
283
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,465
You look beautiful tonight.
284
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:22,964
What?
285
00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:25,934
Sorry.
286
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,197
You look beautiful.
287
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,657
You know what? That's it.
That's it.
288
00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:58,565
Oh, yes.
289
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:01,869
Good.
290
00:19:07,679 --> 00:19:08,976
You guys, did you?
291
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:19,653
Monica...
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00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:20,983
...wake up.
293
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,521
What's up?
294
00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,059
I thought of a thing.
295
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:30,399
Yeah?
296
00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:36,234
I have to sleep, have to,
on this side of the bed.
297
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,246
No. You have to sleep
on this side of the bed...
298
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:44,414
...because I have to sleep
on this side of the bed.
299
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:48,979
Or so I would have you believe.
300
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:56,024
So you have a side of the bed.
Everybody has a side of the bed.
301
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,162
Hey, come on. You haven't
heard my reason yet.
302
00:19:59,598 --> 00:20:01,293
All right, go on.
303
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:04,964
I have to sleep on the west side...
304
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,297
...because I grew up in California...
305
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,132
...and otherwise...
306
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:13,770
...the ocean would
be on the wrong side.
307
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:20,047
Oh, my God.
308
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:22,116
You're a freak!
309
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,587
How about that?
310
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:30,617
Where're you shipping off to?
311
00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:32,122
I really can't say.
312
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,592
Do you have nuclear weapons onboard?
313
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:36,459
I can't say.
314
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,566
Do you get to look through
a periscope thingy?
315
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:41,636
I'm sorry, but I can't say.
316
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:44,740
Wow, it's neat learning
about submarines.
317
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:48,342
- I better not miss my flight.
- I'll walk you out.
318
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,980
- Bye, Ryan.
- Pleasure. Take care.
319
00:20:56,655 --> 00:21:01,058
So do you think we could get you
one of those uniform things?
320
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:03,985
You like that, do you?
321
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,490
Oh, yeah.
322
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,095
I'll make some calls.
323
00:21:09,668 --> 00:21:12,102
Can you believe that's how
we spent our two weeks?
324
00:21:12,337 --> 00:21:14,134
We didn't do the romantic
things I'd planned...
325
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:18,969
...like having a picnic in Central Park
and coffee at Central Perk.
326
00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,678
Oh, I just got that!
327
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,319
Taxi!
328
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,451
Bye, you.
329
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:53,409
I'm sorry, we're
330
00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,074
Hey, sailor.
331
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,909
Is this what you had in mind?
332
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,316
I'll say.
333
00:22:08,427 --> 00:22:10,395
I'm shipping out tomorrow.
334
00:22:10,962 --> 00:22:12,259
Well, then...
335
00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:16,501
...we better make this night count.
336
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:21,702
Wait, I forgot to turn off
the cappuccino machine.
337
00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:32,143
Anchors aweigh.
338
00:22:34,386 --> 00:22:36,980
Oh, wait, wait!
My purse, my purse!
339
00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,421
I forgot to turn off
the bathroom light.
340
00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:47,689
Why don't I just meet you upstairs?
341
00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:53,669
Honey!
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Чендлер, Мон, остался один
бананово-ореховый кекс
2
00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:07,040
Я заказала первая
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00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:10,720
А у меня быстрее реакция
4
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Отдай мне
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Нет
6
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Отдай мне!
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00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,480
Ладно, забирай
8
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Вот тебе. Приятного аппетита
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00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:31,680
Он здесь еще до меня стоял
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Угадайте, кто приезжает
в Нью-Йорк!
11
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Говори быстро,
пока он не проглотил
12
00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:42,160
Райан, мой парень с флота
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00:00:42,400 --> 00:00:44,440
Ты встречалась с флотским?
14
00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,000
Я играла на гитаре в парке
и встретила его
15
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Райан бросил мне ириску.
У него не было мелочи
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Это тогда ты написала песню
"Мужик с ириской"?
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Нет. Этот с подводной лодки.
Всплывает раз в пару лет...
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...и устраивает мне
волшебные три дня
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00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,000
А в этот раз он будет две недели.
Целых две - ура!
20
00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:12,600
То есть он два года внизу,
и только пару недель наверху?
21
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Будешь знать, как лизать мой кекс
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Привет
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О господи. Что такое?
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Я говорил с Кэрол.
У Бена ветрянка.
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О нет.
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Да, кто еще не болел,
тот скорее всего подхватит
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- У меня была.
- И у меня.
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- И у меня.
- И у меня.
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А у меня нет. Какая я одинокая.
Ой, смотрите!
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"Ветрянка"
(сезон 2, серия 23)
31
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Дорогой, ты опять застелил кровать
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Я же говорила - не нужно.
Ты не в лагере
33
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А трусы с меня прошлой ночью
стягивали совсем как в лагере
34
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Я иду в душ. Сегодня я пою
"Лерой Браун" Джима Кроче
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Эй, Мон, у меня вопрос
36
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Лерой в своем городишке
- полнейший мудак...
37
00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,240
...или полнейший мужик?
38
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Мудак. А то бы песня называлась
"Жирный Лерой Браун"
39
00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,640
Что ты делаешь?
40
00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:18,280
Тебя жду, мой сладкий
41
00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,720
Перестилаешь постель?
42
00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,000
Извини. Ты застелил...
вполне нормально
43
00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,520
Так ты перестилаешь, потому что...
44
00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,280
Ты подумаешь, что я чокнутая
45
00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:33,680
Тебе и так постоянно это угрожает
46
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Ладно. Понимаешь...
47
00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,200
Ярлычок на одеяле должен быть
не вверху слева...
48
00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:42,600
...а наоборот, внизу справа
49
00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,840
- Не так уж придурковато.
- Это чтобы сразу не пугать.
50
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Ладно
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Видишь распустившиеся цветочки?
52
00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:51,840
Они должны смотреть вверх,
а не вниз...
53
00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:57,080
...потому что солнышко -
оно у изголовья
54
00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,560
Ты меня больше не любишь, да?
55
00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,640
Вообще-то, если это возможно,
люблю еще больше
56
00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,160
Правда?
57
00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:11,640
Ура. Ну тогда пойдем!
58
00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,480
Я покажу тебе, как правильно
складывать туалетную бумагу
59
00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,040
Джоуи, если тебе нужна
временная работа...
60
00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:24,040
...могу пристроить тебя
младшим статистиком
61
00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,040
А разве подготовка не нужна?
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00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:27,560
Этому легко научиться
63
00:04:27,800 --> 00:04:31,360
А что люди могут подумать, что ты
полный профан - так ты же актер!
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00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:36,040
Веди себя как статистик,
и подумают, что ты статистик
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00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:38,480
Вот утренние прогнозы
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00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,400
Спасибо. Скотт Александр,
Джоуи Триббиани
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00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,560
Джоуи - статистик-стажер
68
00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,320
Правда?!
69
00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:54,400
Ага. Делаю статистику.
Нужна статистика - вызывайте меня
70
00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:57,760
- Где ты работаешь?
- Ну, то тут, то там.
71
00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,160
Знаешь, статистика -
она то навалится, а то...
72
00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,960
...вовсе отвалится
73
00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,560
Я рассказал Джоуи о вакансии
в группе Фляйшмана
74
00:05:06,800 --> 00:05:08,360
Группе Фляйшмана?
75
00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,040
Главное - ни в коем случае
не трогай его бутерброды
76
00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:18,200
Вы все, статистики -
такие придурки?
77
00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,520
Эта помада отлично
смотрится на тебе
78
00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:27,640
Ты сказочно выглядишь.
Просто сказочно.
79
00:05:27,880 --> 00:05:30,840
Вы уверены? Точно?
80
00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:36,920
Слушай, ты просто красавица.
(Ради бога, погаси свет.)
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Я чудовище!
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00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,560
Все будет хорошо
83
00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,240
Райан только что из-под воды
84
00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:47,400
Он будет счастлив, что у тебя
хотя бы дно не обросло
85
00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,040
Заходи
86
00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,720
Привет, лапочка, я вернулся...
87
00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:05,240
Привет, Райан. Как дела?
88
00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,480
Что тут такое?
89
00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,360
Нет, нет. Оставайся там
90
00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,400
У меня оспа!
91
00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:16,720
Куриная или черная?
92
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:21,720
Куриная. Ирония судьбы -
я же вегетарианка
93
00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:25,240
- Почему ты не дома в постели?
- У моей бабушки не было ветрянки.
94
00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:30,520
Скажи, ради бога, что у тебя была,
а то ты такой красивый
95
00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,040
Извини, не было
96
00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:38,320
Построить бы машину времени,
вернуться бы в детство...
97
00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:43,200
...и натереть себе все лицо
одноклассником Джимми Хаузером
98
00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,960
Если уж загадывать желание,
лучше бы у меня ее сейчас не было
99
00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:48,400
Можно увидеть твое лицо?
100
00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,320
Нет. Зачем тебе лицо
все в оспинах
101
00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:54,840
Да хоть в мидиях, плевать
102
00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:58,040
Ах, ты же ненавидишь
морепродукты...
103
00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,240
Как трогательно. Ну ладно
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00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:03,200
Ну ладно, ладно. Покажусь
105
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Вот она я
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Извини!
107
00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,040
Какая я страшная!
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00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:17,320
Просто случайно долбанул гром
109
00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,600
Ты просто прелесть! Прелесть!
110
00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,240
Какой ужас
111
00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,400
Я собиралась провести с тобой
такие две недели
112
00:07:24,640 --> 00:07:29,480
И все, что я запланировала,
включало более близкий контакт
113
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Я провел восемь месяцев
в стальной трубе с мужиками...
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00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:37,360
...мечтая об этой минуте
115
00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:39,960
Я не дам каким-то жалким...
116
00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:43,800
...прыщам встать между нами
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Это самая романтичная болезнь
за мою жизнь
118
00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:01,800
- Как прошел первый день?
- Хорошо. Как ты обещал.
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00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,840
Переношу себе цифры
из одной колонки в другую
120
00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,080
Так держать
121
00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:10,840
И люди приятные. Поболтал
с одной рыжей по имени Джинни
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00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:14,400
Джинни? Начальником отдела
Восточного побережья?
123
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,480
Оказалось, наши дети
ходят в одну школу
124
00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:22,840
Мир тесен, да?
125
00:08:23,080 --> 00:08:25,240
Мир сошел с ума
126
00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:26,400
У тебя дети?
127
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,000
У моего персонажа дети
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Действительно. В этой фразе
нет ничего непонятного
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В драматургии все это
нужно продумывать
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Мой персонаж, Джозеф-статистик...
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...имеет двух дочек,
Эшли и Британни.
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Эшли обезьянничает Британни
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Да, у невидимых детей
это хорошо получается
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Знаешь, Джозеф и его жена, Карен,
думают завести третьего
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И знаешь что?
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Они уже его зачали
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А твоя воображаемая сперма
довольно энергична, а?
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Знаешь, что особенно плохо
в чесотке?
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Постоянные разговоры о ней?
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- Ладно.
- Давай просто играть, а?
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Ну хорошо
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Давайте, две шестерки
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Давайте...
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Давайте...
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Идите к мамочке. Я просто
готовлюсь к броску...
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Что ты делаешь? Чешешься?
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Нет. Это на удачу, понял?
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Ты чешешься
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- Отдай кости.
- Нет!
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- Кости отдай.
- Нет! Вот, вот!
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Смотри, две шестерки!
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Нельзя чесаться. Останутся шрамы
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Не могу отвлечься. Так тяжело
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Сейчас похватаю эти домики
и расчешу ими все тело
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- Нет!
- Отдай!
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Да ладно!
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Ты же сам хочешь.
Ты сам этого хочешь
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Давай оторвемся.
Это будет так сладко
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Ну давай
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Ой, боже правый
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- О да!
- Вот так. Теперь меня!
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Сзади давай. Давай. Сильнее!
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На тебе
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- Стой так.
- А что?
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- Стой так.
- Что ты...?
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Прекратите!
Прекратите немедленно!
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Я еще мог ждать этого от Фиби.
Но Райан?! Ты же военный!
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Вы с Милтоном приезжайте к нам
на яхту. Возьмем перекусить...
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... и детей. Устроим пикник!
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Как чудесно! Договоримся
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Я пойду. А ребенок
пусть выздоравливает
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Спасибо
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- Пока, Джинни.
- Пока, Джозеф.
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Такая болтушка
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Ты ее проучишь. Она у тебя
ступит с причала на... пустоту!
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- Здравствуйте, м-р Дуглас.
- Сэр.
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Бинг, я получил записку.
Отчета не будет до той пятницы?
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Члены моей группы хотят
провести выходные с семьями
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И у меня есть семья.
А я буду здесь
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Да, Бинг. Что за отмазки?
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Надо дать им отдушину.
Чтобы подбодрить
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Ориентировочные цифры
будут к среде
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Ориентировочные... цифры?
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Эта компания держится не на
ориентировочных цифрах, ведь так?
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Положите финальный отчет
на мой стол во вторник
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Как скажете, сэр
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А Джозеф крут, правда?
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Я тебя сейчас убью
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Я просто решил, что Джозеф -
любитель все обострять
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Влезть куда не просят,
наделать шуму
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Зачем?
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Извини, но такой уж он -
этот Джозеф
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Понял? Если ты что-то мутишь...
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...он придет и намутит еще
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"Что это ты такое мутишь?" -
спросит он
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Клейкая лента
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Мне тоже надо было
что-то принести?
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Это для наших чесоточных.
Я им рукавицы к рукам примотала
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Ты строгая
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Это для их же блага
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Мне нравится, как ловко
ты приспособила этот язычок
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В случае клейкой необходимости
ты сэкономишь драгоценные секунды
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Именно!
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Обожаю то, что при тебе
я могу лелеять свои неврозы
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Скажи мне правду
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Разве ты не любишь, чтобы на столе
у тебя все было перпендикулярно?
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Если угол не прямой -
он неправильный
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- Очень хорошо.
- Спасибо.
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Завтра займемся твоими часами
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И что ты с ними сделаешь?
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Переведу на мое время
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Я в замешательстве
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Я думал, оно у нас общее
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Нет. Понимаешь, в моей спальне
часы спешат на шесть минут
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Хочешь знать, зачем?
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Потому что в спальне и в кухне
разные часовые пояса?
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Ладно, забудь
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Нет, скажи
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- Ты не поймешь.
- Давай!
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У тебя нет в голове этих штучек
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А вот и неправда
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Да ну? Расскажи про свои
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Например, я строго отделяю свои
спортивные носки...
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...от носков на работу
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А что если они смешаются?
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Ого, ну тогда я...
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Приду в бешенство
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Не придешь
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Ужас какой! Ненавижу.
Ты такой нормальный
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Неужели у тебя нет этих штучек?
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У моего кавалера нет штучки!
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Если подслушают,
я буду смотреться неловко
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- Тебя ищет м-р Дуглас.
- А зачем м-р Дуглас меня ищет?
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Он подозревает, что ты
свалял дурака с проектом "Лендер"
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Почему это он такое подозревает?
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Вначале он думал,
что это Джозеф...
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...но спросив Джозефа, узнал,
что это ты
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- Я подумал, тебе стоит знать.
- Ну ладно. Хватит.
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Слушай, Джоуи...
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...я понимаю, что это для тебя
звездная роль.
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Мне жаль, что я не могу уволить
одного Джозефа.
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Придется выгнать вас обоих
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Что? Все любят Джозефа
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Я - нет. Я ненавижу Джозефа
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Я думаю, он мерзкий жополиз
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Ты не сможешь. Джозеф работает
не в твоем отделе
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Ладно. Пусть так. Я не могу
уволить Джозефа...
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...но могу переспать с его женой
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С Карен?
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Да, я подумываю
завести с ней роман
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Знаешь что?
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Я уже успел
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Что ты такое творишь?
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Это не я
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Это мой персонаж!
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Ченди
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Подлец-статистик, соблазняющий
жен сотрудников...
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...и смеющийся над ними
у кофеварки
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У меня в ящике стола ее трусы!
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- Правда?
- Нет, кретин, она выдуманная!
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Успокойся
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Если это так для тебя важно,
я найду себе что-нибудь
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Спасибо
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Но я буду скучать по Джозефу
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Мне он нравился. И его жена
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Ох и красотка была
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Ради бога, сними. Клянусь,
я не буду чесаться
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Извини, дорогая. Приказ Моники
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Да, это было нелегко
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Ужин накрыт
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В духовке - персиковый пирог
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Так что блюдо будет горячим,
но для вас это не проблема
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Ну все, детки. Пока
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- Пока.
- Oй, смотри.
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Низкобюджетный кукольный театр
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Жаль, ты не видишь,
какой палец я держу
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- Вина?
- Пожалуйста.
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- Пролила.
- Я уберу.
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Ты такая красивая сегодня
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Что?
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Извини
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Ты такая красивая
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Знаешь что? Хватит.
Хватит.
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О, да
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Как хорошо
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Ребята, а вы...?
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Моника...
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...просыпайся
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Что такое?
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Я вспомнил штучку
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Ну?
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Я могу спать только на этой,
и никакой другой стороне кровати
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Нет. Тебе приходится спать
на этой стороне кровати...
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...потому что это я могу спать
только на этой стороне
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Или я заставил тебя так думать
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Ну есть у тебя сторона кровати.
Она есть у всех
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Э, нет. Ты еще не выслушала
мою причину для этого
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Ну хорошо, давай
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Я должен спать
на западной стороне...
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...потому что вырос
в Калифорнии...
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...и в противном случае...
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...океан будет не с той стороны
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О боже
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Ты - псих!
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Угодил я тебе?
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Райан, куда ты плывешь?
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00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:26,440
Не могу сказать
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У вас на борту
есть ядерное оружие?
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Не могу сказать
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А тебе случается смотреть
в перископ?
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Извини, не могу сказать
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Как интересно больше узнать
о подводных лодках
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- Не пропустить бы рейс.
- Я тебя провожу.
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- Пока, Райан.
- Рад знакомству. Пока.
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Как думаешь, можно купить
такую форму и тебе?
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Тебе нравится, да?
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О да
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Позвоню в пару мест
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С ума сойти, какие у нас вышли
две недели
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Мы не сделали ничего
романтического, как я хотела
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Пикник в Центральном парке
и кофе в "Центровой кофеварке"
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Ой, это у нас было!
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Такси!
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Ну все, пока
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Извините, мы уже...
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Привет, морячок
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Что это ты задумала?
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Я тебе скажу
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Я отплываю завтра
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Ну тогда...
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...надо не потратить ночь зря
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Подожди, автомат для капучино
не выключила
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Поднять якоря
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Ой, подожди! Сумочка, сумочка!
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Ой, и свет в туалете
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Короче, встретимся наверху
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Ну милый!
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