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Hey, Eddie.
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- What are you doing here?
- Watching you sleep.
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Why?
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It makes me feel peaceful.
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Please.
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I can't sleep now!
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You want me to sing?
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That's it. I want you
out of the apartment now!
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What are you talking about?
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Hannibal Lecter?
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Better roommate than you.
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I don't think you're being fair! One
night you see me and you get scared.
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What about the other nights
when you don't see me?
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Last night you went
and got some water...
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...and I was nice enough
to hide behind the door.
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I didn't realize that.
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Get out now!
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You really want me out?
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Yes, please.
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Then I want to hear you say
you want me out.
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I want you out.
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I want to hear it from your lips.
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Where'd you hear it before?
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All right. You know what?
Consider me gone.
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I will go to my brother's basement. When
he find out, I will find another man's house.
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I'll be out by the time
you get home from work tomorrow.
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- Thank you.
- I heard that.
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The One Where Eddie Won't Go
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Well, look at you!
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Finally got that
time machine working, huh?
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You like it?
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This guy was selling them
on 8th Avenue and I thought...
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..."You know what I don't have?"
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A mirror?
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Fine, make fun.
I think it's jaunty.
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For a guy who's recently lost his job,
you're in a good mood.
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I'll be all right.
I'm not starting from square one.
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I was Dr. Drake Ramoray
on Days of our Lives.
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That's got to have some kind of cachet.
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Cachet? Jaunty?
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Chandler gave me
word-of-the-day toilet paper.
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I'm gonna get some coffee.
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Go on, you know you want to.
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So? Did you read the book?
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Oh, my God.
It was incredible!
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Didn't it, like,
totally speak to you?
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What book is this?
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You have to read this book.
It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper.
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It's about how women need
to become more empowered.
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But there's wind.
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And the wind can make us goddesses.
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Do you know who takes our wind?
Men. They just take it.
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Men just take our wind?
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All the time. Because they
are the lightning-bearers.
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That sounds kind of cool.
It's like The Hobbit.
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It is nothing like The Hobbit.
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It's like reading about
every relationship I've ever had.
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Except for Richard.
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Richard would never steal your wind.
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Because he's yummy.
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But all the others.
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And the part about how
they're always drinking...
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...from our pool of inner power.
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But God forbid we should take a sip.
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Anybody want a cruller?
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This is a typical
lightning-bearer thing.
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It's like...
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..."Hello. Who wants one of
my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
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Don't worry about it, already!
Things happen.
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You're not mad at me
for getting fired and everything?
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Look at me.
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Look at me!
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Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
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Can we get back to me?
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Look, honey. People get fired
left and right in this business.
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I already got you an audition
for Another World.
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All right!
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"Cab Driver Number 2"?
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You're welcome.
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But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!
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How can I go from being
a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?
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Things change. Roll with them.
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But this is a two-line part!
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It's like taking a step backwards.
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I'm not gonna do this.
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I'm gonna tell you the same thing
I told Al Minza...
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...and his pyramid of dogs.
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Take any job you can get,
and don't make on the floor.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll see you.
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God!
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Oh, God!
I mean, it's just so...
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Isn't it?
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This is like reading
about my own life!
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This book could have been called
Be Your Own Wind Keeper, Rachel!
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It wouldn't have sold
a million copies...
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...but it would've made
a nice gift for you.
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Sweetie, we've got to go.
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No! Why do we always have to do
everything according to your timetable?
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Actually, it's the movie theater
that has the timetable.
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It's so you don't miss the beginning.
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This isn't about the movie theater.
This is about you stealing my wind.
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You go, girl!
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I can't pull that off, can I?
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Excuse me, your wind?
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Yes, my wind.
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How do you expect me to grow
if you won't let me blow?
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You know I don't...
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...have a problem with that.
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I just really need to be
with myself right now.
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I'm sorry.
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You're right.
I don't have to apologize.
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Sorry. Damn it!
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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It's got all this stuff
about wind and trees...
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...and some sacred pool.
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I don't really get it.
But she's pretty upset about it.
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This is why I don't date
women who read.
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What's that?
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It's my VISA bill.
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Envelope one of two.
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- That can't be good.
- Open it, open it.
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this!
How did I spend so much money?
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That's just the minimum amount.
That's your total.
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Thirty-five hundred dollars
at "Porcelain Safari"?
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My animals.
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The guy said they suited me. He spoke
with an accent. I was confused.
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I don't know what to do!
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You can start by driving a cab
on Another World.
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- What?
- That audition?
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That's a two-line part!
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Joey, you owe $1100
at "I Love Lucite."
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- So what?
- So suck it up, man.
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It's a job. It's money.
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00:09:07,013 --> 00:09:10,608
I don't need you getting judgmental
and condescending and pedantic.
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Toilet paper?
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I'm not being any of those things.
I'm being realistic.
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You're supposed to be my friend!
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I am your friend.
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Then tell me things like,
"You'll be fine."
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And "Something big's gonna
come along. I know it!"
143
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But I don't know it.
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What I do know is you owe $2300
at "Isn't It Chromantic?"
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I'm aware of what I owe.
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Then get some sense.
It took you 10 years to get that job.
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- How long till you get another?
- I don't want to hear this!
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I'm just saying...
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Well, don't "just say"!
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Maybe I should just go.
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I'll see you later.
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Just think about it.
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I don't need to think about it!
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I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!
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That was huge!
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00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,804
Big things are gonna happen!
You'll see!
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00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:09,064
Ross!
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00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,142
You still there?
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00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:39,898
What are you still doing here?
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Just some basic dehydrating
of fruits and vegetables.
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Man alive, this thing's fantastic!
162
00:10:47,246 --> 00:10:48,873
Aren't you forgetting anything?
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00:10:49,281 --> 00:10:51,340
Oh, yeah. I got us a new goldfish.
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00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,311
He's feistier than the last one.
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00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,654
Maybe because the last one
was made by Pepperidge Farm.
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Eddie, isn't there something
you're supposed to be doing now?
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00:11:02,128 --> 00:11:04,494
Not unless it's got something
to do with dehydrating.
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00:11:04,764 --> 00:11:07,562
Because right now,
I'm a dehydrating maniac!
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00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:13,766
I thought we had a deal.
I thought by the time I got
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You know what that is?
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00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,704
Your last roommate's kidney?
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00:11:19,145 --> 00:11:20,840
That's a tomato.
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00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:24,149
This one definitely goes
in the display.
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00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,893
Hey, Gunther.
Let me get a lemonade to go.
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00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:37,293
Lemonade?
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00:11:37,797 --> 00:11:39,196
You okay, man?
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00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,724
It's career stuff.
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00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,559
They killed off
my character on the show.
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00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:47,538
That's too bad.
How'd they do it?
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00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:49,967
I fell down an elevator shaft.
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00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:51,977
That sucks.
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00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:53,868
I was buried in an avalanche.
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00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:56,613
What?
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00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:59,249
I used to be Brice
on All My Children.
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00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,840
Why must everybody watch me sleep?
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00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,737
There'll be no more
watching me sleep! No more...
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...watching!
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00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:42,090
I got some great stuff to dehydrate.
Grapes, apricots.
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00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:46,059
I thought it'd be cool to see
what happens with these water balloons.
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00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,333
Get out.
Get out, get out, get out!
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00:12:51,070 --> 00:12:52,662
- What?
- You! Move out!
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00:12:52,972 --> 00:12:56,931
Take your fruit!
Your stupid small fruit and get out!
193
00:12:57,209 --> 00:12:59,109
You want me to move out?
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00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:11,986
I gotta tell you, that's kind of
out of the blue, don't you think?
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00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,959
This is not out of the blue!
196
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,353
This is smack-dab
in the middle of the blue!
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00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,867
Relax! Take it easy, buddy!
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00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,692
You don't have to tell me twice.
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00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,502
Someone will be by for my stuff.
200
00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:35,981
If you think I'm leaving you
alone with my fish, you're insane!
201
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:38,215
You want some help?
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00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,349
No help required, chico!
203
00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,332
All the way to the airport, huh?
You know, that's over 30 miles.
204
00:13:57,636 --> 00:14:00,833
That's gonna cost you about so bucks.
205
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:03,335
Excuse me, that's fifty bucks.
206
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,438
Five-O dollars.
207
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,347
You know what it is?
It's smudgy because they're fax pages.
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00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,486
When I was on Days of our Lives
as Dr. Drake Ramoray...
209
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,649
...they'd send over
the whole script on real paper.
210
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:21,989
That's great.
211
00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:26,254
If you wanted to expand this scene,
like have the cab crash...
212
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,397
...I could attend to the victims...
213
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:31,194
...because I have a background
in medical acting.
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00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,795
Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.
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00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:38,305
Don't thank me for coming in.
At least let me finish.
216
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,776
We could take the expressway...
217
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:48,247
...but this time of day
you're better off taking the budge.
218
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:53,652
You were going for bridge there,
weren't you?
219
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,622
I'll have a good day.
220
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,657
Honey, I know you didn't mean to.
221
00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:08,662
Rach, hang up. You're supposed
to be taking goddess quiz.
222
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,676
You should lose 100 point just because of
you call your boyfriend in the middle of it.
223
00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:18,944
Question number 28.
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00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:23,120
"Have you ever allowed a
lightning-bearer to take your wind?"
225
00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:25,617
I would have to say no.
226
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:29,856
And I would have to say...
227
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:31,859
What?
228
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,858
Do you not remember the puppet guy?
229
00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:39,070
You totally let him wash his feet
in the pool of your inner power.
230
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,334
And his puppet too!
231
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,734
Well, at least
I didn't let some guy...
232
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:47,877
...into the forest of my righteous
truth on the first date!
233
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:53,616
- Who?
- Paul!
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00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,519
Moving on, moving on.
Next question.
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00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,523
Okay, number 29.
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00:16:00,826 --> 00:16:03,693
"Have you ever betrayed
another goddess...
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...for a lightning-bearer?"
Okay, number 30.
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00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,999
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's go back to 29.
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00:16:14,173 --> 00:16:15,970
Not to my recollection.
240
00:16:17,776 --> 00:16:19,801
Danny Arshack, ninth grade.
241
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,479
You know the bottle
was pointing at me.
242
00:16:22,748 --> 00:16:25,444
Only because you took up
half the circle!
243
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,290
Listen to you two.
It's so sad.
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00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:36,360
Looks like I'll be going to
the goddess meetings alone.
245
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,294
Not when they find out
you slept with Jason Hurley...
246
00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:43,364
...an hour after
he broke up with Monica.
247
00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:46,265
One hour?
248
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,699
You are such a leaf blower!
249
00:16:56,715 --> 00:17:00,651
- That is not on the book.
- No, but that's what you are.
250
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:17,658
Be careful with that 3-D Last Supper.
Judas is a little loose.
251
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,439
Oh, my God! What's going on?
252
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:28,912
They're taking all my stuff back.
I guess you were right.
253
00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,208
No, I wasn't right.
That's what I came here to tell you.
254
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:36,843
I was totally hung up
on my own stuff the other day.
255
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:40,853
No, listen. I need the whole
security thing, you know?
256
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:45,358
To know where my next paycheck is
coming from. But you don't need that.
257
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,265
And that's amazing to me.
258
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,897
I could never do what you do.
259
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:53,530
- Thanks.
- You hold out for something bigger.
260
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,865
I can't tell you
how much respect I have...
261
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:58,769
...for you not going
to that stupid audition.
262
00:17:59,178 --> 00:18:00,873
- I went.
- Great! How did it go?
263
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:03,308
- I didn't get it.
- Good for you!
264
00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:04,775
You're living the dream!
265
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:08,347
All right, then!
266
00:18:09,655 --> 00:18:11,589
Not my parrot.
267
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,551
I can't watch this.
268
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:17,252
Hey, hold on, hold on.
269
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:21,633
How much for the...
How much to save the bird?
270
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,634
- Twelve hundred.
- Dollars?
271
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:26,569
You spent $1200 on a plastic bird?
272
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:29,730
It was an impulse buy.
Near the register.
273
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,640
Go ahead with the bird.
274
00:18:33,011 --> 00:18:36,174
Do you have anything for around $200?
275
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,977
The dog.
276
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:44,414
I'll take it.
277
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,317
My gift to you, man.
278
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:49,986
Thanks, Ross!
279
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,286
I really liked that bird, though.
280
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,590
But the dog!
281
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:05,371
Here are your cakes.
282
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:06,939
We didn't order cake.
283
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,207
No, I know. They're from me.
284
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,742
You guys, this is not good.
285
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,486
We have enough trouble
with guys stealing our wind...
286
00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,745
...without taking it from each other.
287
00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:19,785
You're right.
288
00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:22,249
I love you goddesses.
289
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,758
I don't ever want
to suck your wind again.
290
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:31,066
- Thank you. So are we good?
- We're good.
291
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,997
We're good?
292
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,070
Let me take these back.
They'll take it out of my paycheck.
293
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:41,346
Ding-dong, the psycho's gone!
294
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,508
Are you sure this time?
295
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,684
I actually saw him leave.
296
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,320
That guy is holding a human head.
297
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:55,121
He's holding a human head!
298
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:58,696
Check it out, man!
299
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:01,933
I tore it off a mannequin
in the alley behind Macy's.
300
00:20:02,234 --> 00:20:03,223
There's no alley behind Macy's.
301
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:06,231
So I got it in the junior miss
department. Big diff.
302
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:10,099
It'll make a hell of a conversation
piece at our next cocktail party.
303
00:20:10,442 --> 00:20:12,672
"Our next cocktail party"?
304
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,676
We'll put chips in it.
We'll make it a chip chick.
305
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,977
Do you remember yesterday?
306
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:24,312
Yes, I think I vaguely recall it.
307
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:32,521
Do you remember
talking to me yesterday?
308
00:20:39,271 --> 00:20:40,295
So what happened?
309
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,471
We took a road trip to Las Vegas!
310
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:44,605
Oh, sweet Moses!
311
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:48,769
So on this road trip,
did you win any money?
312
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,208
I crapped out. But Mr. 21 here!
He cleans up!
313
00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:54,714
$300! He buys me these new shoes.
314
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,378
Nice.
315
00:20:56,688 --> 00:20:58,679
See you upstairs. See you, pals!
316
00:21:02,694 --> 00:21:05,788
Is anyone else starting
to really like him?
317
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,447
May I help you?
318
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,949
Why doesn't my key work,
and what's my stuff doing downstairs?
319
00:21:31,556 --> 00:21:33,046
I'm sorry.
320
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:35,921
Have we met?
321
00:21:36,228 --> 00:21:38,458
It's Eddie, you freak!
Your roommate.
322
00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,998
I'm sorry...
323
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,027
...I already have a roommate.
324
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:55,646
He's lived here for years.
I don't know what you're talking about.
325
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,841
No, he moved out and I moved in.
326
00:22:03,355 --> 00:22:06,620
Well, I think we'd remember
something like that.
327
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,516
I know I would.
328
00:22:10,095 --> 00:22:12,029
That's a good point.
329
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,653
Okay, wow.
330
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,162
I guess I got the wrong apartment.
331
00:22:19,404 --> 00:22:21,634
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Hey, no problem.
332
00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:23,032
See you.
333
00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,849
Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath.
334
00:22:34,419 --> 00:22:37,547
- You want me to help you unpack?
- Nah, I'm okay.
335
00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:42,118
Just so you know, I'm not
moving back in because I have to.
336
00:22:42,427 --> 00:22:45,055
I mean, I do have to, but...
337
00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:48,491
It's just that that place,
it wasn't really...
338
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:50,496
I mean, this is...
339
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,370
Welcome home, man.
340
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:05,314
- A little foos?
- Absolutely!
341
00:23:07,953 --> 00:23:09,682
What happened to the foosball?
342
00:23:10,489 --> 00:23:11,820
It's a cantaloupe.
343
00:23:16,928 --> 00:23:19,692
Are we gonna bring this out
every time Ross comes over?
344
00:23:19,998 --> 00:23:22,125
He paid a lot of money for it.
345
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:30,467
I'm gonna hold him a different way.
346
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:35,369
If you hated it so much,
why'd you buy it in the first place?
347
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,343
Well, I had a whole ceramic
zoo thing going over there.
348
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:42,119
But without the other ones,
it looks tacky.
349
00:23:48,126 --> 00:23:51,584
Is he housetrained or will he leave
little bathroom tiles all over?
350
00:23:52,631 --> 00:23:53,598
Stay.
351
00:23:55,534 --> 00:23:56,501
Stay!
352
00:23:57,002 --> 00:23:58,833
Good fake dog.
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00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:09,855
Привет, Эдди.
2
00:00:11,258 --> 00:00:15,422
- Что ты здесь... ?
- Ничего. Смотрю, как ты спишь.
3
00:00:15,629 --> 00:00:19,497
- Зачем?
- Меня это успокаивает.
4
00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:21,167
Продолжай, прошу.
5
00:00:21,368 --> 00:00:24,030
- Я теперь не засну!
- Хочешь, чтобы я спел?
6
00:00:26,773 --> 00:00:30,140
Всё, конец. Убирайся из квартиры
немедленно!
7
00:00:30,344 --> 00:00:32,369
Что... Ты о чем?
8
00:00:32,612 --> 00:00:34,671
Ганнибал Лектер -.
9
00:00:35,716 --> 00:00:37,650
- лучший сосед, чем ты.
10
00:00:38,085 --> 00:00:41,987
Ты несправедлив! Раз увидел,
и уже боишься.
11
00:00:42,189 --> 00:00:45,590
Как насчет тех ночей,
когда ты меня не видел?
12
00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:51,256
А прошлой ночью ты пошел попить
воды, а я тактично спрятался за дверь.
13
00:00:52,199 --> 00:00:54,633
А, ну я не знал.
14
00:00:55,535 --> 00:00:57,503
Пошел вон!
15
00:00:57,704 --> 00:01:00,571
- Ты хочешь, чтобы я выехал?
- Да, пожалуйста.
16
00:01:00,807 --> 00:01:03,435
Тогда я хочу услышать
это от тебя.
17
00:01:03,643 --> 00:01:06,806
- Выезжай из квартиры.
- Нет, прямо из твоих уст.
18
00:01:08,382 --> 00:01:10,816
А раньше ты слышал откуда?
19
00:01:11,017 --> 00:01:15,351
Ладно. Считай, что я уже выехал.
Я перееду к брату в подвал.
20
00:01:15,522 --> 00:01:19,014
А когда он узнает,
найду что-нибудь ещё.
21
00:01:19,226 --> 00:01:23,322
Завтра ты придешь с работы,
а меня уже не будет.
22
00:01:23,997 --> 00:01:26,761
- Слава богу.
- Я слышал!
23
00:01:27,434 --> 00:01:29,561
"Выселение Эдди"
(сезон 2, серия 19)
24
00:02:16,583 --> 00:02:18,574
- Привет.
- Привет.
25
00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:20,514
Вы только посмотрите!
26
00:02:20,821 --> 00:02:23,881
Машина времени наконец
заработала, а?
27
00:02:24,191 --> 00:02:28,127
Один парень продавал на 8-й авеню,
и я подумал...
28
00:02:28,361 --> 00:02:31,159
- ..."Чего мне не хватает?"
- Зеркала?
29
00:02:32,332 --> 00:02:35,062
Ладно, смейтесь.
По-моему, щеголеватая вещь.
30
00:02:36,336 --> 00:02:39,931
Как для безработного,
ты в хорошем настроении.
31
00:02:40,140 --> 00:02:43,507
Я в порядке.
Я же не начинаю снизу.
32
00:02:43,677 --> 00:02:47,738
Я был д-ром Дрейком Раморе
в "Днях нашей жизни".
33
00:02:47,948 --> 00:02:51,145
А это создает определенный ореол.
34
00:02:51,351 --> 00:02:53,148
"Ореол"? "Щеголеватый"?
35
00:02:53,487 --> 00:02:57,048
Чендлер принес туалетную бумагу
"Слово дня".
36
00:02:58,158 --> 00:03:00,183
Пойду возьму кофе.
37
00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:06,229
Давай, ты же знаешь,
что хочешь этого.
38
00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:14,265
- Нет.
- Нет?
39
00:03:14,975 --> 00:03:16,602
- Привет.
- Привет.
40
00:03:16,810 --> 00:03:18,607
Ну? Прочитала книгу?
41
00:03:18,912 --> 00:03:21,005
О боже! Это что-то!
42
00:03:21,214 --> 00:03:23,546
Правда, сразу западает в душу?
43
00:03:23,750 --> 00:03:26,480
- Что за книга?
- Тебе нужно прочитать.
44
00:03:26,686 --> 00:03:29,587
Называется "Берегите
свой ветер".
45
00:03:29,789 --> 00:03:33,190
Посвящена тому, что женщинам
нужно иметь больше силы.
46
00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,658
У нас есть ветер.
47
00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:39,127
И ветер делает нас богинями.
48
00:03:39,332 --> 00:03:43,428
А знаешь, куда он пропадает?
Его забирают мужики.
49
00:03:44,804 --> 00:03:46,567
Мужики забирают наш ветер?
50
00:03:47,207 --> 00:03:50,870
Постоянно. Ведь они -
носители молний.
51
00:03:51,311 --> 00:03:53,211
Ничего ж себе.
52
00:03:53,947 --> 00:03:57,314
Звучит круто. Типа "Хоббита".
53
00:03:57,517 --> 00:03:59,985
Ничего похожего на "Хоббита".
54
00:04:00,186 --> 00:04:04,384
Написано как будто про все
мои романы. Кроме Ричарда.
55
00:04:04,624 --> 00:04:08,116
- Ричард никогда бы не украл ветер
- Нет.
56
00:04:08,361 --> 00:04:10,852
- Он такая милашка.
- Да.
57
00:04:11,064 --> 00:04:12,895
А вот все остальные.
58
00:04:13,099 --> 00:04:17,365
Особенно часть про то, как они постоянно
пьют из нашего озера внутренней силы.
59
00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:22,065
- А нам боже упаси сделать глоток.
- Хрустиков хотите?
60
00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:25,301
Типичный носитель молний.
61
00:04:25,478 --> 00:04:30,415
Прямо как "Привет. Кто хочет
фаллического мужицкого печенья?".
62
00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:39,985
С кем ты
сейчас встречаешься?
63
00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:49,502
Не волнуйся ты так! Бывает.
64
00:04:50,704 --> 00:04:54,663
Ты не сердишься на меня
за увольнение и вообще?
65
00:04:54,874 --> 00:04:57,069
Посмотри на меня.
66
00:04:57,677 --> 00:04:59,042
Посмотри на меня!
67
00:05:01,014 --> 00:05:03,847
У меня есть на зубах помада?
68
00:05:06,620 --> 00:05:08,747
Вернемся ко мне, а?
69
00:05:08,955 --> 00:05:13,289
Слушай, лапочка. В нашем деле
увольняют направо и налево.
70
00:05:13,526 --> 00:05:16,256
Я уже сделала тебе пробу
на "Другой мир".
71
00:05:16,830 --> 00:05:18,821
Ладно!
72
00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:20,590
"Таксист №2"?
73
00:05:21,101 --> 00:05:22,466
Не за что.
74
00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:26,603
Но я был Дрейком Раморе!
75
00:05:26,906 --> 00:05:30,307
Как я опущусь с нейрохирургии
до вождения такси?
76
00:05:30,610 --> 00:05:35,980
Знаешь, были времена, когда я
играла со змейкой Рекса Харрисона.
77
00:05:37,917 --> 00:05:41,250
Все меняется. Меняйся и ты.
78
00:05:41,454 --> 00:05:43,581
Но это роль на две строчки!
79
00:05:43,890 --> 00:05:48,793
Это такой шаг назад.
Мне это не нужно.
80
00:05:49,663 --> 00:05:51,096
Джоуи...
81
00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:57,293
Я скажу тебе то же, что Элу Минце
и его собачьей пирамиде.
82
00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:02,532
Бери любую работу
и не делай на пол.
83
00:06:03,343 --> 00:06:05,436
Извини.
84
00:06:05,645 --> 00:06:07,704
Пока.
85
00:06:09,382 --> 00:06:10,474
Боже!
86
00:06:10,984 --> 00:06:13,077
О боже!
Это же прямо...
87
00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:14,843
Правда?
88
00:06:15,422 --> 00:06:17,913
Как будто я читаю про свою жизнь!
89
00:06:18,124 --> 00:06:22,584
Эту книгу можно назвать
"Береги свой ветер, Рэйчел"!
90
00:06:22,762 --> 00:06:27,722
Ну, такое не продашь миллионным
тиражом. Но как подарок тебе сошло бы.
91
00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,626
- Ребята, привет.
- Привет.
92
00:06:29,836 --> 00:06:31,770
Милая, нам пора.
93
00:06:31,971 --> 00:06:32,995
Нет!
94
00:06:35,275 --> 00:06:36,299
Нет?
95
00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:41,344
Почему все нужно делать
по твоему расписанию?
96
00:06:41,581 --> 00:06:45,415
Расписание скорее присуще
кинотеатрам.
97
00:06:45,618 --> 00:06:48,246
Оно для того,
чтобы не пропустить начало.
98
00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:53,992
Дело не в кинотеатре.
Просто ты крадешь мой ветер.
99
00:06:55,995 --> 00:06:57,656
Давай, девчонка!
100
00:07:00,567 --> 00:07:04,094
У меня неубедительно получается?
101
00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:07,506
Извини, твой ветер?
102
00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:09,231
Да, мой ветер.
103
00:07:09,442 --> 00:07:13,538
Чтобы развиваться, мне нужно дуть!
[= "отсасывать"].
104
00:07:19,486 --> 00:07:22,080
Да я никогда...
105
00:07:24,124 --> 00:07:26,854
...и не был против.
106
00:07:37,237 --> 00:07:41,606
Мне сейчас нужно определиться
насчет себя.
107
00:07:42,408 --> 00:07:44,239
Извини.
108
00:07:44,477 --> 00:07:47,310
Ты права. Не за что мне извиняться.
109
00:07:48,281 --> 00:07:49,805
Извини. Черт!
110
00:07:56,389 --> 00:07:58,084
- Что такое?
- Не знаю.
111
00:07:58,324 --> 00:08:02,920
Там все про этот ветер и деревья
и какое-то священное озеро.
112
00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:06,326
Я не очень понял.
Но ее это беспокоит.
113
00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:09,934
Вот почему я не кручу с бабами,
которые читают.
114
00:08:11,404 --> 00:08:13,634
Что это?
115
00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,900
Мой счет по кредитке.
Конверт 1 из 2.
116
00:08:20,647 --> 00:08:23,810
- Жди беды.
- Открывай, открывай.
117
00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:28,213
О боже!
118
00:08:28,788 --> 00:08:32,053
Смотри сюда!
Как я потратил столько денег?
119
00:08:32,392 --> 00:08:36,419
Это разрешенный минимум.
Вот вся сумма.
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3500 в "Фарфоровом сафари"?
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Мои звери.
122
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Продавец сказал, они мне идут.
Он задурил меня акцентом.
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Не знаю, что и делать!
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00:08:51,444 --> 00:08:54,470
Для начала сыграй таксиста
в "Другом мире".
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- Что?
- Ну, та проба!
126
00:08:56,683 --> 00:08:58,310
Там роль в две строчки!
127
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Джоуи, ты должен 1100 баксов
в "Я люблю Люситу".
128
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- И что?
- А то. Берись за дело.
129
00:09:05,458 --> 00:09:07,119
Это работа и деньги.
130
00:09:07,327 --> 00:09:11,957
Не нужна мне твоя негативизация,
диффамация и педантизм.
131
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Туалетная бумага?
132
00:09:16,569 --> 00:09:19,470
Ничего подобного я не делаю.
Я просто реалист.
133
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- Ты же вроде мой друг!
- Я и есть твой друг.
134
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Тогда скажи такое:
"Все будет в порядке".
135
00:09:26,713 --> 00:09:29,739
- Или "Удача уже близко. Я знаю!"
- Но я этого не знаю.
136
00:09:29,949 --> 00:09:34,682
А знаю то, что ты должен 2300
в "Как хромантично".
137
00:09:35,054 --> 00:09:36,851
Я знаю свои долги.
138
00:09:37,090 --> 00:09:40,856
Тогда возьмись за ум.
Ты десять лет искал эту работу.
139
00:09:41,094 --> 00:09:44,325
- Сколько будешь искать новую?
- Не хочу слушать!
140
00:09:44,530 --> 00:09:47,556
- Я просто говорю...
- Не надо "просто говорить"!
141
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- Значит, просто ухожу
- Хорошо.
142
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До встречи.
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00:09:57,343 --> 00:10:01,006
- Подумай об этом.
- Не надо мне думать!
144
00:10:01,214 --> 00:10:05,514
Я был Дрейком Раморе!
Вот это был успех!
145
00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:09,811
Новый успех уже близко!
Увидишь! Росс!
146
00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:11,490
Ты еще там?
147
00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:36,145
Эй, друг.
148
00:10:38,618 --> 00:10:43,248
- Что ты здесь делаешь?
- Обезвоживаю фрукты и овощи.
149
00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:46,516
Господи, какое это удовольствие!
150
00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:51,324
- Ты ничего не забыл?
- А, да. У нас новая золотая рыбка.
151
00:10:51,497 --> 00:10:53,863
Покруче той будет.
152
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:57,833
Может, потому, что та была
пластмассовая.
153
00:10:58,104 --> 00:11:01,835
Эдди, ты вроде должен был
что-то сделать?
154
00:11:02,041 --> 00:11:05,704
Только если это связано
с обезвоживанием. Потому что сейчас...
155
00:11:05,912 --> 00:11:09,040
Я - обезвоживающий маньяк!
156
00:11:10,483 --> 00:11:13,782
Я думал, мы договорились.
К этому времени ты уже...
157
00:11:14,020 --> 00:11:15,647
Знаешь, что это?
158
00:11:15,855 --> 00:11:18,824
Почка предыдущего сожителя?
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00:11:19,058 --> 00:11:20,787
Это помидор.
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00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:24,552
Этот точно пойдет на выставку.
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00:11:32,972 --> 00:11:35,873
Эй, Гантер. Дай лимонаду с собой.
162
00:11:36,309 --> 00:11:39,369
Лимонаду?
Что с тобой?
163
00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:44,539
С работой того.
Моего телеперсонажа убили.
164
00:11:44,984 --> 00:11:47,475
Какой ужас. А как убили?
165
00:11:47,720 --> 00:11:50,518
Я упал в шахту лифта.
166
00:11:50,890 --> 00:11:53,859
По-дурацки.
А меня похоронили под лавиной.
167
00:11:55,595 --> 00:11:59,190
- Что?
- Я был Брайсом во "Всех моих детях".
168
00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:23,518
Почему все пялятся на мой сон?
169
00:12:23,689 --> 00:12:26,954
Нечего на меня пялиться!
Нечего... подглядывать!
170
00:12:38,104 --> 00:12:42,302
У меня тут материальчик
для обезвоживания. Виноград, абрикосы.
171
00:12:42,542 --> 00:12:46,000
Интересно, что останется
от этих пузырей.
172
00:12:46,379 --> 00:12:49,314
Убирайся. Вон, вон, вон, вон!
173
00:12:50,983 --> 00:12:52,678
- Что?
- Вон из квартиры!
174
00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:56,844
Забирай фрукт! Свой идиотский
маленький фрукт, и убирайся!
175
00:12:57,123 --> 00:12:59,057
Я должен выехать?
176
00:13:08,267 --> 00:13:11,930
Как-то внезапно это,
тебе не кажется?
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00:13:13,473 --> 00:13:18,501
Ни фига не внезапно!
Это еще как офигенно взапно!
178
00:13:19,846 --> 00:13:21,814
Успокойся! Полегче, братан!
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00:13:22,081 --> 00:13:24,879
Не надо мне два раза повторять.
180
00:13:25,084 --> 00:13:27,882
За моими вещами зайдут.
181
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:36,986
Черта с два я оставлю тебя
наедине с моей рыбкой!
182
00:13:37,196 --> 00:13:40,461
- Помощь нужна?
- Нет, помощь не нужна, "малшик"!
183
00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:49,866
Да, такое не каждый
день увидишь.
184
00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:57,046
До самого аэропорта, а?
Туда больше 30 миль.
185
00:13:57,316 --> 00:14:00,547
Бо баксов придется потратить.
186
00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,015
Извините, 50 баксов.
187
00:14:04,123 --> 00:14:07,149
- Что?
- Пять-ноль долларов.
188
00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:12,322
А, вот оно что! Размазано,
потому что по факсу.
189
00:14:12,532 --> 00:14:16,093
А вот в "Днях нашей жизни",
где я был Дрейком Раморе...
190
00:14:16,302 --> 00:14:19,738
...мне присылали сценарий
на настоящей бумаге.
191
00:14:19,939 --> 00:14:21,736
Прекрасно.
192
00:14:21,974 --> 00:14:26,968
Что если расширить эту сцену,
добавить аварию...
193
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:31,776
...мою первую помощь жертвам. Я
специализировался по медицинской драматургии.
194
00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:35,818
- Так, спасибо, что пришли.
- Не говорите "спасибо"!
195
00:14:36,422 --> 00:14:38,617
Дайте хоть закончить.
196
00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,354
Можно по туннелю...
197
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:48,432
...но в это время дня
удобнее через морг.
198
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:53,870
У вас там написано "мост", да?
199
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:57,068
Всего мне хорошего.
200
00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:04,241
Дорогой, я знаю, что ты
не хотел. Знаешь, я тоже.
201
00:15:04,450 --> 00:15:08,079
Вешай трубку! Ты должна была
пройти тест для богинь.
202
00:15:08,521 --> 00:15:13,151
И потеряешь 100 очков за звонок
своему парню во время теста.
203
00:15:18,331 --> 00:15:19,559
Вопрос №28.
204
00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:23,725
"Разрешали ли вы носителю молний
забирать ваш ветер?".
205
00:15:24,570 --> 00:15:26,197
Я говорю "нет".
206
00:15:28,741 --> 00:15:30,436
А вот я говорю...
207
00:15:31,677 --> 00:15:34,441
- Что?
- Помнишь кукловода?
208
00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:39,674
Ты позволяла ему мыть ноги
в озере твоей внутренней силы.
209
00:15:41,187 --> 00:15:42,882
И его кукле тоже!
210
00:15:43,322 --> 00:15:47,782
Ну, я хотя бы не пускала
кое-кого в рощу священной истины.
211
00:15:47,994 --> 00:15:49,621
на первом же свидании!
212
00:15:52,798 --> 00:15:54,129
- Кого?
- Пола!
213
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,732
А-а-а.
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00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:59,203
Дальше, дальше. Следующий вопрос.
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00:15:59,405 --> 00:16:00,804
Так, №29.
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00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:04,167
"Предавали ли вы другую богиню...
217
00:16:04,377 --> 00:16:07,141
...ради носителя молний?"
Переходим к №30.
218
00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,247
ЭЙ, эй, эй! Вернемся к №29.
219
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:16,184
Насколько я помню... нет.
220
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:22,723
Дэнни Аршак, девятый класс. Сама
знаешь - бутылка показывала на меня.
221
00:16:23,062 --> 00:16:26,964
Потому что ты занимала пол-круга!
222
00:16:29,602 --> 00:16:33,368
Послушайте себя. Как грустно!
223
00:16:33,673 --> 00:16:37,404
Придется мне одной идти
на собрание богинь.
224
00:16:37,576 --> 00:16:40,636
Что если они узнают, что ты
спала с Джейсоном Херли...
225
00:16:40,846 --> 00:16:44,543
...через час после его
разрыва с Моникой.
226
00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:46,982
Один час?
227
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:50,080
У тебя... один ветер в голове!
228
00:16:50,723 --> 00:16:52,987
- Опустошительница бассейнов.
- Обламывательница веток.
229
00:16:53,292 --> 00:16:54,350
Задница обезьянья.
230
00:16:57,029 --> 00:16:58,826
- Этого не было в книге.
- Нет.
231
00:16:59,031 --> 00:17:01,329
Зато правда.
232
00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:17,840
Поосторожнее с макетом "Тайной
вечери". Иуда слабо держится.
233
00:17:22,688 --> 00:17:24,656
Господи! Что тут творится?
234
00:17:25,624 --> 00:17:29,060
Забирают мои вещи.
Думаю, ты был прав.
235
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:33,061
Не был я прав. Я пришел
сказать тебе это.
236
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:37,059
Я был тогда зациклен на своем.
237
00:17:37,269 --> 00:17:41,000
Нет, слушай. Я всегда гонюсь
за стабильностью, да?
238
00:17:41,173 --> 00:17:45,576
Мне надо точно знать, откуда
приходит зарплата. Но не тебе!
239
00:17:46,045 --> 00:17:50,072
И это меня восхищает.
Я бы так не смог, Джоуи.
240
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,712
- Спасибо.
- Жди звездного часа.
241
00:17:53,919 --> 00:17:59,084
Я тебя так зауважал, когда
ты не пошел на ту дурацкую пробу.
242
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,020
- Я пошел.
- Отлично! Как прошло?
243
00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:04,992
- Роль не получил.
- Молодец! Иди за своей мечтой!
244
00:18:05,197 --> 00:18:06,596
?
245
00:18:06,799 --> 00:18:08,699
Ну и ладно!
246
00:18:09,802 --> 00:18:11,770
Только не попугая.
247
00:18:12,605 --> 00:18:15,267
Нет сил смотреть.
248
00:18:15,841 --> 00:18:17,468
Эй, подождите.
249
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:21,939
Сколько... Сколько стоит
спасти птичку?
250
00:18:22,148 --> 00:18:23,775
- 1200.
- Долларов?
251
00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:26,751
Пластмассовая птица
за 1200 баксов?!
252
00:18:27,186 --> 00:18:29,916
Спонтанная покупка. Уже у кассы.
253
00:18:30,456 --> 00:18:32,822
Уносите эту птицу.
254
00:18:33,125 --> 00:18:36,356
У вас есть что-нибудь за $200?
255
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,192
Собака.
256
00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:41,422
Эта?
257
00:18:43,469 --> 00:18:46,563
Беру.
Мой подарок тебе, дружбан.
258
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,201
Спасибо, Росс!
259
00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:52,934
Правда, мне так нравилась птичка...
260
00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:54,806
Но зато собака!
261
00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:07,124
- Вот вам пирожные.
- Мы их не заказывали.
262
00:19:07,726 --> 00:19:10,957
Я знаю. Это от меня.
263
00:19:11,297 --> 00:19:15,859
Девчонки, так нельзя.
У нас и так мужики крадут ветер...
264
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:18,298
Нечего красть его друг у друга!
265
00:19:18,704 --> 00:19:20,001
Ты права.
266
00:19:20,906 --> 00:19:22,464
Я люблю вас, богини.
267
00:19:25,277 --> 00:19:28,246
И не хочу больше сосать ваш ветер.
268
00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:31,374
- Спасибо. Все хорошо?
- Порядок.
269
00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,176
Все у нас хорошо?
270
00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:37,583
Тогда я это забираю.
А то из зарплаты вычтут.
271
00:19:39,458 --> 00:19:41,517
Динь-динь - психопат, сгинь!
272
00:19:46,131 --> 00:19:49,897
- На этот раз точно?
- Я сам его видел.
273
00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:55,334
Он стоит и держит
человеческую голову!
274
00:19:58,110 --> 00:20:02,137
Оторвал у манекена во дворе
за "Мэйсиз".
275
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:03,871
Нет за "Мэйсиз" двора.
276
00:20:04,049 --> 00:20:07,382
Ну за "Детским миром". Разница?
277
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,418
Вот будет разговоров
у нас на коктейле, а?
278
00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:13,490
"У нас на коктейле"?
279
00:20:14,026 --> 00:20:17,553
Положим в нее чипсы.
Будет "Девчонкой-чипсёнкой".
280
00:20:20,099 --> 00:20:22,192
Эдди, помнишь вчерашний день?
281
00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:25,767
Да, смутно припоминаю.
282
00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:32,736
Помнишь наш разговор вчера?
283
00:20:33,779 --> 00:20:35,747
Ага.
284
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:42,684
- И что же произошло?
- Съездили автостопом в Лас-Вегас!
285
00:20:42,988 --> 00:20:45,218
О Боже правый!
286
00:20:46,358 --> 00:20:48,986
А в этой поездке
вы выиграли деньги?
287
00:20:49,228 --> 00:20:53,130
Нет, облажался. Но мистер
Двадцать Одно поднял $300!
288
00:20:53,332 --> 00:20:55,698
- Он купил мне эти новые туфли!
- Красивые.
289
00:20:57,036 --> 00:21:00,005
Увидимся наверху. Пока, ребята!
290
00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:06,072
А еще кому-то
он начинает нравиться?
291
00:21:25,764 --> 00:21:27,698
Что вам угодно?
292
00:21:28,434 --> 00:21:32,165
Почему не подходит ключ,
и мои вещи валяются внизу?
293
00:21:32,371 --> 00:21:33,838
Извините.
294
00:21:34,873 --> 00:21:36,238
Мы знакомы?
295
00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:39,343
Я Эдди, придурок! Твой сосед!
296
00:21:39,745 --> 00:21:41,770
Извините...
297
00:21:42,081 --> 00:21:44,276
...но у меня свой сосед.
298
00:21:46,518 --> 00:21:47,576
Привет.
299
00:21:51,190 --> 00:21:55,752
Он здесь уже много лет.
Так что не знаю, о чем вы.
300
00:21:58,597 --> 00:22:02,089
Нет, он выехал, а я въехал.
301
00:22:03,569 --> 00:22:07,005
Ну, мы бы такое запомнили.
302
00:22:07,206 --> 00:22:09,299
Я бы так точно.
303
00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:12,300
Действительно.
304
00:22:12,878 --> 00:22:13,936
Что ж, ладно.
305
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:17,843
Значит, я ошибся квартирой.
306
00:22:19,451 --> 00:22:21,919
- Простите, ради бога.
- Да без проблем!
307
00:22:22,121 --> 00:22:23,247
Пока.
308
00:22:29,628 --> 00:22:33,689
Прощай, психопат-обезвоживатель.
309
00:22:34,633 --> 00:22:38,467
- Помочь тебе разобрать вещи?
- Да нет, спасибо.
310
00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:42,471
Чтобы ты знал, я вернулся
не потому, что пришлось.
311
00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:45,337
В смысле, таки пришлось, но...
312
00:22:45,611 --> 00:22:48,739
Просто та квартира, она была не...
313
00:22:48,947 --> 00:22:51,279
В смысле, здесь мне...
314
00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,279
С возвращением домой, дружбан.
315
00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:06,292
- В футбольчик?
- О чем речь!
316
00:23:08,167 --> 00:23:10,397
А что с мячом?
317
00:23:10,636 --> 00:23:12,035
Это сушеная дыня.
318
00:23:17,242 --> 00:23:20,302
Мы так и будем это вытаскивать
перед приходом Росса?
319
00:23:20,479 --> 00:23:23,312
Он заплатил кучу денег.
320
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:31,316
Возьмусь-ка я по-другому.
321
00:23:32,157 --> 00:23:35,752
Не понимаю. Если ты ее ненавидишь,
зачем купил первой?
322
00:23:35,961 --> 00:23:39,692
Ну, у меня там был целый
керамический зоопарк.
323
00:23:39,932 --> 00:23:42,730
Но без остальных
она выглядит безвкусно.
324
00:23:42,968 --> 00:23:46,836
Да. Таких вещей
чем больше - тем лучше.
325
00:23:48,273 --> 00:23:52,801
Он приучен к дому или будет
везде оставлять кучки кафеля?
326
00:23:52,978 --> 00:23:54,275
Стоять!
327
00:23:55,614 --> 00:23:56,979
Стоять!
328
00:23:57,182 --> 00:23:59,582
Хоро-оший фальшивый пес.
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