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FAMILY TIES
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Season 7, Episode 10
"Nick's Best Friend"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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Okay, these are
all your birthday cards
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- that arrived today, right?
- Right.
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All the aunts, uncles, cousins,
friends, covered, right?
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Right.
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Okay, I'm gonna show you
how to get through
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this pile of cards in minutes.
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Ready?
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You take your letter opener.
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You take your card,
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give it a clean slit
along the top like this.
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Give it one of these.
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Quick snap of the wrist.
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No money comes out...
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in the trash.
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Try the next one here.
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Money comes out.
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Keep the money, take the card,
throw it in the trash.
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Either way,
you don't have to read the card.
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That's the beauty of it.
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All right.
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Hey, what are you guys doing?
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Looking for birthday money.
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Well, that is terrible.
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Now, where did you learn that?
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I know, it's shocking, isn't it?
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Oh, Andy, look.
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Hey, now, this one's
from your grandma.
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Now, I bet she took a lot
of special care trying
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to find a card for you
with a nice birthday message.
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Um, here.
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"Dear Andy, here's the cash.
Love, Grandma."
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That's the kind of love
you just can't buy.
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Can you believe this?
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This is
Andy's birthday wish list.
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You know, Alex,
this is reminiscent
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of your seventh birthday.
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You're the only
second-grader I knew
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who took advantage
of the bridal registry.
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It was a great birthday.
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I got, uh,
two pocket calculators
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and a crystal gravy boat.
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- Hi.
- Hey, hi, hon.
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Listen, you are about to meet
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Nick's oldest friend
in the world.
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What, prison furlough program?
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No.
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His name is Scrapper,
he's very old,
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he's missing a few teeth,
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and he used to live
with Nick's mom.
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That would be Nick's dad?
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No, it wouldn't be.
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Nick, Scrapper, come on in!
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- Hey.
- This guy.
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This is Scrapper.
Isn't he great?
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He even looks like Nick.
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Yeah, he does.
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He's-he's got
his mother's nose though.
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Wow, a dog!
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Hey, Scrapper, sit, sit.
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Why can't you do that?
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Whoa, hey, hey, how are ya?
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How are you?
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Please go away.
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Keep it coming, Dr. Doolittle.
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I'm sorry, I don't happen
to relate well to quadrupeds.
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Ah, come on, Alex.
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I know animals.
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This dog is just begging
for a little love and affection.
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Aren't you, little doggy?
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Um, Dad, sorry.
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He doesn't like
to be called "little doggy."
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Oh, excuse me, Mr. Sensitive.
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How old is he?
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Uh, well, let's see.
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I had him
since I was six years old.
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So that would make him, uh...
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Let me see.
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Uh, carry the seven.
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22 take away six would be, uh...
would be, uh...
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22 minus six.
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16. He'd be 16.
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Right, right. So in dog years,
that would make him, uh...
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Let's see. 11...
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Old, Nick. He'd be old.
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Yeah. He used to live
with my mom, but she moved.
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And they don't take pets
in her new building,
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so now he's mine again.
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I think he likes you, Alex.
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Yeah, yeah,
it's-it's mutual, Mal.
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I just wish someone would
slip him a breath mint.
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No, I think Mal's right.
You know, he gave you dolly.
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He doesn't give you dolly
unless he likes you.
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Scrapper, give Alex a kiss.
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Oh, oh, great, great!
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I just hope
my pores weren't open.
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Alex, how can you not like
a doggy kiss?
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What is there to like about
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having your face covered
in kibble residue?
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Oh, hey, you want to see him
do some more tricks?
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Somebody to tell him
to roll over.
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Oh, me, me, me.
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Roll over, Scrapper, roll ov...
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Okay, here's Pin the Tail
on the Donkey and Bingo.
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What else do you think would be
fun for Andy's birthday party?
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I don't know, but ask your dad.
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He's in charge
of the entertainment.
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- What does he have planned?
- Oh, don't ask.
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He's gone completely overboard.
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I'm sorry, it just won't do.
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Because I've seen it
all before:
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the confetti-in-the-bucket
shtick,
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the, uh, sweeping up
the spotlight.
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I want something special
for my boy's birthday.
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I'm sorry you feel that way.
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Maybe!
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What's going on?
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Dad's having a standoff
with a clown.
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I'll handle it.
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Hey, Dad...
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this bozo giving you
a hard time?
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All right, listen,
thanks a lot for coming.
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And, uh, by the way,
clowns aren't funny, okay?
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Aw, Dad, you got ten of them
getting in and out of your car.
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Look.
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Hi.
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Do-do you think
Andy will suspect anything?
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Nah, he'll probably think
it's one of Mallory's friends.
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Hi!
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God, you should have seen
Scrapper playing Frisbee.
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He leaps up and catches it
every time.
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He's not as good at throwing,
but he's still better than Alex.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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But can he convert shillings
into drachmas?
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Ah, he can't do that,
but he can Watusi.
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Are you two available
for birthday parties?
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Here you go.
Here's dolly right here.
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Yeah. God, I love this guy.
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I almost forgot what great fun
it was having him around.
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Nick, what could you possibly
have in common
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with an animal
that does nothing all day
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but eat, sleep and chew shoes?
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Then again, what don't
you have in common?
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Alex, animals are
different than people.
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Thank you for noticing.
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Hey, uh, anybody for another
round of Frisbee?
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Oh, yeah. Come on, Alex.
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You can get some pointers
from Scrapper.
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- Come on, Scrapper.
- Yeah, I'll come with you.
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Hey, Scrapper!
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Come on, Scrapper.
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Come on, boy.
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Good boy. Good boy.
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That dog hates me, Elyse.
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He's not coming to Andy's party.
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Steven, you have gone
totally off the deep end
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- with this party business.
- Nonsense, Elyse.
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It's just going to be a small,
tasteful get-together.
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Now, look, the contortionist
is coming at 2:00.
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The, uh... the human lightbulb
at 2:15.
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The human lightbulb?
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Steven, that's crazy.
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She's only 60 watts, Elyse.
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Mom, Dad! Um, uh...
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What?
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- Scrapper got hit by a car!
- Is he okay? - Oh.
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I don't know! I can't look!
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Yeah, this has happened
plenty of times.
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You know, Scrapper sees a car,
he runs right into it.
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He's not too bright that way.
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Yeah, but it was that cat
that ran out in the street.
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Yeah, cats are definitely
his weakness.
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You know, he loves
to run after them.
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I don't think he wants
to hurt them.
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It's just that he's never
seen one close up.
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I wish I could say the same.
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- Ow, ow.
- Thank you for watching them.
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They seem very fond of you.
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Yeah, they-they sure do,
they sure do.
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You should think about getting
their claws sharpened though.
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Left some skin on my neck.
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Sorry about that.
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They must think
you're their mother.
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It's impossible;
I've been out of town.
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Well, hello there.
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Alex, this poodle hates me, too.
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Well, if it's
any consolation, Dad,
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he's gonna have that haircut
for the rest of his life.
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Scrapper's been in there
for an awfully long time.
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Ah, I think he broke his leg.
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You know,
he's broken everything.
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I mean, this place is like
his second home, so...
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- Nick?
- Oh, hey, hey.
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Dr. Austin, how's he doing, huh?
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Pretty banged up this time?
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Nick, why don't we go talk
in here.
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Uh, come with me,
would you, Mal?
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So what is it, huh, Doc?
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What'd he do, break his leg?
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No.
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I'm afraid there are other
much more serious problems.
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Just tell me.
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Scrapper was obviously hit
very hard.
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He's suffered some brain damage.
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Hey, that's okay.
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I mean, he doesn't have
to be that smart.
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I'm afraid it's not
a matter of that.
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He's breathing at only 20%
of his lung capacity
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and there's also
some internal bleeding.
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What are you saying?
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I'm saying that you may
have to consider euthanasia.
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How can I consider?
I don't even know what it means.
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Euthanasia means having
Scrapper put to sleep.
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Oh, hey, no way.
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I am not gonna do that.
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Isn't there something else
you can do?
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Well, I could operate
to stop the bleeding.
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S-So do that.
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Nick, I have to tell you,
Scrapper's a very, very old dog.
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His chances of making it
are slim.
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If you'd like, you can have
some time to think about it.
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You know, the last thing
I want to do is think about it.
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I'm sorry, Nick.
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What other choice
do I have, huh?
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Go ahead, operate.
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Do me a favor and, uh,
put this in his cage.
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Don't you make fun of him
for having a dolly.
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I'll do everything I can.
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Okay...
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Okay, thanks...
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Thanks for coming.
Thanks for coming.
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The, uh, the party
is in two days.
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We'll see you then, huh?
This is great.
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Watch the antenna.
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Good, thanks.
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Great, great.
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Steven, you promised you were
gonna keep this simple.
254
00:12:17,860 --> 00:12:19,721
Elyse, please, please.
255
00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:21,130
You've got to get
into the spirit.
256
00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:23,290
A boy only turns seven
once in his life.
257
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:26,250
Don't let it happen
without a crustacean.
258
00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,970
Do you guys know a good place
259
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,370
I could hide
Andy's birthday present?
260
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:32,801
He won't stop snooping.
261
00:12:32,841 --> 00:12:34,570
Right now, he is scanning
my bedroom
262
00:12:34,610 --> 00:12:36,371
with a metal detector.
263
00:12:36,411 --> 00:12:37,710
Uh, well, try the hall closet.
264
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:39,711
I'll try anything right now.
265
00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:40,860
Hi, Jen.
266
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:44,150
That's it; I can't take it.
267
00:12:44,190 --> 00:12:46,160
It's a chemistry set.
268
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,391
Mom and Dad, did we hear
if Scrapper's okay yet?
269
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:56,961
Nick and Alex and Mallory
are still at the vet, honey,
270
00:12:57,001 --> 00:12:59,200
but I'm sure
everything's gonna be okay.
271
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:00,900
I want to tell you something.
272
00:13:00,940 --> 00:13:03,130
Yeah, what is it, birthday boy?
273
00:13:03,170 --> 00:13:05,890
I don't want
to have a birthday party.
274
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,050
But, Andy, why not?
275
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:22,551
It just doesn't seem right,
what Scrapper's going through.
276
00:13:22,591 --> 00:13:25,200
Oh, honey, that's very sweet.
277
00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,800
No clowns, no Smurfs,
278
00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,731
no Mr. Lobster?
279
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:37,231
Nope.
280
00:13:37,271 --> 00:13:40,370
Maybe for your birthday, Dad.
281
00:13:40,410 --> 00:13:42,380
It's not for five months.
282
00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,980
Hi.
283
00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:48,480
Hi. How'd it go?
284
00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:50,210
Surgery's over,
but the doctor said
285
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,880
it's too soon to tell.
286
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:54,090
Jen, it was so sad
seeing Scrapper sleeping
287
00:13:54,130 --> 00:13:55,720
alone there in his cage.
288
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:58,660
I mean, when Nick saw him,
I can't believe he didn't cry.
289
00:13:58,700 --> 00:14:00,591
Alex cried though.
290
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,230
That's...
291
00:14:02,270 --> 00:14:04,230
That's completely untrue.
292
00:14:04,270 --> 00:14:06,100
Alex, it was so sweet.
293
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,430
Your eyes welled up
294
00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,970
and your mouth went into
that cute figure eight shape.
295
00:14:10,010 --> 00:14:11,401
You cried.
296
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:14,310
That was an allergic reaction,
297
00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:16,350
and you know it.
298
00:14:21,290 --> 00:14:23,050
Hey.
299
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,320
- Hey.
- Hi.
300
00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:25,420
How you doing? Hi.
301
00:14:25,460 --> 00:14:26,781
What do you have there, Nick?
302
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:28,520
Ah, just some presents
for Scrapper.
303
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:30,860
When he gets out,
lam gonna spoil him rotten.
304
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,020
Check it out.
305
00:14:32,060 --> 00:14:34,260
I got a little
squeaky ball here.
306
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:36,130
He'll love this.
307
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:39,140
And a, uh, little plastic
fire hydrant all his own.
308
00:14:40,610 --> 00:14:41,930
And a rawhide chew bone.
309
00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:42,940
That's for me.
310
00:14:47,380 --> 00:14:49,510
That's what I want
for my birthday,
311
00:14:49,550 --> 00:14:51,520
presents for Scrapper.
312
00:14:53,050 --> 00:14:55,560
Do you think he'd like
a chemistry set?
313
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:59,381
Nick, I'm so glad to see
how optimistic you are.
314
00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:01,550
Hey, he is gonna pull through,
Mrs. Keaton.
315
00:15:01,590 --> 00:15:03,820
You know, I know Scrapper;
he's a little trooper.
316
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:06,221
And when he gets out
and he's back on his paws again,
317
00:15:06,261 --> 00:15:08,530
me and him are gonna look
at the album I'm gonna make
318
00:15:08,570 --> 00:15:10,391
- from these photos here, huh?
- What do you got there?
319
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:13,230
Look, uh, there's us
in our backyard.
320
00:15:13,270 --> 00:15:16,430
And, uh, there's my mom
with Scrapper.
321
00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:18,100
Hmm?
322
00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:21,240
And, oh, there's Scrapper
chasing a stick.
323
00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,710
Huh?
324
00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:24,720
Oh, there's my mom
chasing a stick.
325
00:15:26,950 --> 00:15:29,380
Uh, uh, there's my mom
and Scrapper
326
00:15:29,420 --> 00:15:32,220
both chasing a stick.
327
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:35,020
Oh, and here's one
just of the stick.
328
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,570
God, those were good times.
329
00:15:38,700 --> 00:15:40,990
I'll get it.
330
00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:42,790
Hello.
331
00:15:42,830 --> 00:15:44,400
Uh, yes.
332
00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:45,830
Hi, Dr. Austin.
333
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:47,100
Yeah.
334
00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:48,370
He is. Hold on.
335
00:15:48,410 --> 00:15:50,510
Um, Nick, it's the vet.
336
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,041
Uh, hello.
337
00:15:59,081 --> 00:16:01,280
Yes.
338
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:02,930
Uh-huh.
339
00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,460
Okay, I-I'll be there.
340
00:16:09,630 --> 00:16:11,090
I...
341
00:16:11,130 --> 00:16:13,691
He said Scrapper's
not doing so good.
342
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:15,530
- Oh, no.
- Honey...
343
00:16:15,570 --> 00:16:16,830
Damn.
344
00:16:16,870 --> 00:16:18,530
You know, if he hadn't
come to stay with me,
345
00:16:18,570 --> 00:16:19,660
this never would have happened.
346
00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,070
He wouldn't have gotten
run over,
347
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,570
and everything
would just be fine.
348
00:16:22,610 --> 00:16:24,580
Nick, it's not your fault.
349
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,710
Where the hell is the doctor?
350
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,040
Nick, give him a minute.
351
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,060
He's in with a parakeet
that swallowed a swing.
352
00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:40,320
You wouldn't believe
what I just saw.
353
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,830
There's a parakeet out there
shaped like a swing.
354
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:52,260
Alex?
355
00:16:52,300 --> 00:16:54,300
Alex, what are you doing here?
356
00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,900
Oh, listen, I know you guys,
uh, well,
357
00:16:57,940 --> 00:17:00,770
I know you think I don't have
much of a rapport with animals,
358
00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:04,741
but, um, there's a special place
in my heart for old Scrapper.
359
00:17:04,781 --> 00:17:07,280
Hey, thanks, Alex.
360
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,111
Well, uh...
361
00:17:09,151 --> 00:17:11,850
Uh, no, hey, Alex, you can stay.
362
00:17:11,890 --> 00:17:13,320
Yeah?
363
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,620
So, uh, what's the story, Doc?
364
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,090
How's he doing, huh?
365
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:19,121
Nick, things didn't go
as well as we'd hoped.
366
00:17:19,161 --> 00:17:21,140
All right, have a seat.
367
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:27,030
Um, isn't there anything more
we can do?
368
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:29,800
Maybe he just needs
a little rest, huh?
369
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,270
Nick, right now,
Scrapper's on heavy medication,
370
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,871
so he's only semi-conscious.
371
00:17:33,911 --> 00:17:37,040
When he comes out of it,
he'll be scared and in pain.
372
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:40,041
Now, we can keep him alive
for a little while on machines,
373
00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:43,160
but that would be more for you
than Scrapper.
374
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,150
So you're saying
there's no hope, huh?
375
00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:51,290
Nick, this isn't
an easy thing to say,
376
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:53,920
but the best thing you can do
for Scrapper right now
377
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,690
is to put him to sleep.
378
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:58,060
I...
379
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:00,230
I can't do that.
380
00:18:00,270 --> 00:18:02,370
You know, it's so final.
381
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:04,170
Well, he's in pain.
382
00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:06,740
You have to let them
take the pain away.
383
00:18:06,780 --> 00:18:09,171
Nick, it'll happen
very quickly and peacefully.
384
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:12,641
It's a decision
that requires courage,
385
00:18:12,681 --> 00:18:14,760
but really it comes out of love.
386
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,551
Are you okay?
387
00:18:23,591 --> 00:18:25,660
Oh, sure, I'm okay.
388
00:18:25,700 --> 00:18:27,670
I'm fine.
389
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,840
Scrapper's my pal.
390
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,020
I can't let him hurt like that.
391
00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,210
Can I at least
say good-bye to him?
392
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,230
Yes, of course.
393
00:18:53,590 --> 00:18:55,590
We'll leave you alone, okay?
394
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:56,820
I love you.
395
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,960
Thanks.
396
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,561
Hey, thanks, Alex.
397
00:19:01,601 --> 00:19:03,061
All right, I'm okay.
398
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:04,561
- I'm sorry. - I'm all right.
- It's all right.
399
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:06,310
- It's okay.
- Sorry.
400
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:28,790
Oh, hey, Scrap.
401
00:19:28,830 --> 00:19:30,751
How you doing, buddy?
402
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:32,770
I'll be outside.
403
00:19:39,440 --> 00:19:41,580
Oh, Scrapper.
404
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,740
Oh, boy.
405
00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:49,010
Something's gonna happen to you
406
00:19:49,050 --> 00:19:52,880
that I can't do nothing about.
407
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:56,280
But where you're going,
408
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:59,250
there's gonna be somebody
really nice there
409
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:01,170
to take care of you.
410
00:20:03,860 --> 00:20:07,540
Hey, God, it's me, Nicky.
411
00:20:11,670 --> 00:20:15,000
Can you do me a favor and, uh...
412
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:18,140
take old Scrap here
and put him under your wing?
413
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:20,350
Give him a lot of love?
414
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,710
He's really good at Frisbee.
415
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,290
I mean, if you're
into that kind of thing.
416
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:34,690
And he's a very,
417
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:37,040
very special little soul.
418
00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,570
And I'm gonna miss him.
419
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:49,150
Oh, I love you, Scrapper.
420
00:20:57,750 --> 00:20:59,180
A chemistry set!
421
00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,510
Thanks, Jen!
422
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,880
What a nice surprise.
423
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,920
Okay.
424
00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:06,870
Okay, okay, what's next?
425
00:21:09,860 --> 00:21:13,221
How about a little
Pin the Tail on the Donkey, huh?
426
00:21:13,261 --> 00:21:15,960
It's really not much
of a party feeling, honey.
427
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,970
Even the lobster's depressed.
428
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,330
Where's Nick?
429
00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:25,000
Oh, he's on his way over.
430
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:27,670
Poor Nick-- he cried so hard
on the way home,
431
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:29,241
you know, like a little kid,
432
00:21:29,281 --> 00:21:30,741
when you can't
catch your breath.
433
00:21:30,781 --> 00:21:32,741
I mean, at first
I couldn't hear him
434
00:21:32,781 --> 00:21:35,200
because Alex was crying so hard.
435
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:43,960
Can I help you?
436
00:21:45,970 --> 00:21:48,160
Dad, can you get
this guy out of here?
437
00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:51,231
I'm gonna have nightmares,
I swear.
438
00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:52,731
Get going, buddy,
439
00:21:52,771 --> 00:21:55,050
or I'm gonna start boiling water
in a minute.
440
00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,940
I'm sorry.
441
00:21:58,980 --> 00:22:00,890
I'm sorry it didn't work out,
but, uh...
442
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,580
Oh, excuse me just a moment.
443
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:06,280
- Yeah.
- Hey.
444
00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,790
Hey.
445
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,220
Thank you.
446
00:22:13,260 --> 00:22:14,720
Hey, buddy.
447
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:15,920
This is for you.
448
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,320
Thanks.
449
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:19,060
Okay, come on.
450
00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:20,820
So, how you doing, Nick?
451
00:22:20,860 --> 00:22:21,990
You okay?
452
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,660
Uh, no.
453
00:22:23,700 --> 00:22:26,460
But, uh... yeah, I guess.
454
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,130
You?
455
00:22:28,170 --> 00:22:29,531
Yeah, I'm...
456
00:22:29,571 --> 00:22:31,670
Hey, uh, you know,
I-I'm real sorry
457
00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:33,900
I had to drag
all you into this, huh?
458
00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:35,640
Oh, honey, don't be silly.
459
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,671
No, it's okay.
460
00:22:36,711 --> 00:22:39,190
Nick, you're like family.
461
00:22:42,490 --> 00:22:44,830
Guy's dog just died.
462
00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:52,090
Thanks, Mr. Keaton. Uh...
463
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:55,390
You know, I feel like
part of me died with Scrapper.
464
00:22:55,430 --> 00:22:58,700
It's just... every memory
I have from childhood,
465
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:00,300
Scrapper was part of them.
466
00:23:00,340 --> 00:23:03,500
You know, and it's just strange
to think that he's gone.
467
00:23:03,540 --> 00:23:06,740
Nick, we know that nothing will
ever take Scrapper's place,
468
00:23:06,780 --> 00:23:09,070
and that he'll always
have a special place
469
00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:11,171
in your heart
and in your memories.
470
00:23:11,211 --> 00:23:12,641
We can't help feeling
that Scrapper
471
00:23:12,681 --> 00:23:15,380
would want you to go on, you
know, want you to start over.
472
00:23:15,420 --> 00:23:17,311
Here, Nick,
I want to give you this.
473
00:23:17,351 --> 00:23:19,960
It's the best
birthday present I could have.
474
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:26,860
Hey there, little buddy.
475
00:23:26,900 --> 00:23:28,461
Hello.
476
00:23:28,501 --> 00:23:29,760
We know you'll give him
a good home, Nick.
477
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:32,400
Oh, hey, thanks, you guys.
478
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,130
Thanks a lot.
Hey, pal.
479
00:23:34,170 --> 00:23:36,430
What do you say,
you want to be pals with me?
480
00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:37,790
Huh?
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00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:08,050
СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
2
00:00:08,090 --> 00:00:13,680
7 сезон, 10 серия
«Верный друг Ника»
3
00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:05,880
Так, это все твои открытки
на день рождения.
4
00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:06,967
– Верно?
– Верно.
5
00:01:07,007 --> 00:01:10,131
От дядюшек, тётушек, друзей,
и все запечатаны, так?
6
00:01:10,171 --> 00:01:11,177
Так.
7
00:01:11,217 --> 00:01:14,990
Я покажу тебе, как разделаться
со всей кипой в считанные минуты.
8
00:01:15,030 --> 00:01:16,860
Готов?
9
00:01:16,900 --> 00:01:20,360
Берёшь вскрыватель писем.
10
00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,530
Берёшь конверт.
11
00:01:22,570 --> 00:01:25,530
Делаешь прорез по верху, вот так.
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00:01:25,570 --> 00:01:27,070
Дуешь.
13
00:01:27,110 --> 00:01:29,470
Резкое движение запястьем.
14
00:01:29,510 --> 00:01:33,620
Деньги не выпадают – в мусор.
15
00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:41,420
Берёшь следующее.
16
00:01:41,460 --> 00:01:43,690
Деньги выпадают.
17
00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:48,660
Берёшь деньги,
конверт – в мусор.
18
00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:52,140
И так и так,
открытку читать не надо.
19
00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:54,000
В этом вся прелесть.
20
00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:56,450
Ну да.
21
00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,930
Чем занимаетесь?
22
00:01:59,970 --> 00:02:03,070
Ищем подарочные деньги.
23
00:02:03,110 --> 00:02:08,535
Какой ужас.
От кого ты этому научился?
24
00:02:08,575 --> 00:02:11,250
Поразительно, да?
25
00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:14,520
Энди, посмотри,
это же от бабули.
26
00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,990
Наверняка она долго
выбирала открытку,
27
00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:19,650
писала тёплые слова
и поздравления.
28
00:02:19,690 --> 00:02:20,710
Вот, слушай.
29
00:02:20,750 --> 00:02:24,430
«Дорогой Энди, вот тебе деньги.
С любовью, бабуля».
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00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:32,060
Такую любовь точно не купишь.
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Полюбуйтесь!
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Список желаемых подарков
на день рождения Энди.
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Алекс, это сильно напоминает
твой седьмой день рождения.
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Не знаю больше никого,
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кто использовал
список подарков на свадьбу.
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Классный был день рождения.
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Мне подарили 2 калькулятора
и хрустальный соусник.
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Всем привет. Внимание.
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Сейчас вы познакомитесь
с самым закадычным другом Ника.
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В тюрьмах стали давать отпуска?
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Его зовут Забияка,
он очень старенький,
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не все зубы на месте,
и раньше он жил с мамой Ника.
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Получается, это отец Ника?
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Нет-нет-нет.
Ник, Забияка, заходите!
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– Привет.
– Какой парниша.
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Это Забияка.
Разве не прелесть?
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Он даже похож на Ника.
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И правда.
Почти на одно лицо.
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Ух ты, собака!
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Забияка, сидеть, сидеть.
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А ты почему так не можешь?
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О, приятель, как дела?
Как поживаешь?
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Пожалуйста, уйди.
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Так держать, доктор Айболит.
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Уж извините, с четвероногими
я никогда особо не ладил.
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Ну что ты, Алекс.
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Я вот знаю животных.
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Он выпрашивает
немного любви и внимания.
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Так же, пёсик?
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Забыла сказать, ему не нравится,
когда его зовут пёсиком.
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Ну простите, мистер Неженка.
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Сколько ему лет?
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Дай-ка подумать.
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У нас он появился,
когда мне было 6.
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То есть ему...
Сейчас прикинем.
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7 в уме.
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22 минус 6 это будет...
будет...
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22 минус 6.
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16. Ему 16.
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Да, точно. А в пересчёте
на собачий возраст ему...
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Так, 11...
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Старый, Ник. Очень старый.
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Ну да. Он жил с моей мамкой,
но она переехала.
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А в новом доме
нельзя держать животных.
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И теперь он снова мой.
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Ты ему нравишься, Алекс.
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Ага, ага, это взаимно, Мэл.
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Кто бы ему ещё
мятный леденец скормил.
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Мэл права.
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Он бы не дал тебе куклу,
если бы ты ему не нравился.
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Забя, поцелуй Алекса.
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Ну класс, класс!
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Надеюсь, хоть поры мои
были закрыты.
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Как ты можешь не любить
собачьи облизульки?
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Чего тут любить? Всё лицо
после них в остатках корма.
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Хотите посмотреть,
что он ещё умеет?
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Скомандуйте ему
перевернуться.
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Давайте я, давайте я.
Переворот, Забя, перево...
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Я нашла «Бинго»
и «Прицепи хвост ослу».
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Какие ещё игры можно устроить
Энди на день рождения?
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Не знаю, спроси у папы.
Все развлечения на нём.
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– И что в планах?
– Ох и не спрашивай.
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Его совсем захлестнуло.
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Ну простите, вы не подходите.
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Потому что. У вас ничего нового.
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Все ваши трюки с конфетти в ведре,
игры с лучом света.
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Мне нужно что-то необычное
на день рождения сына.
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Мне жаль, что вы так считаете.
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Возможно!
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Что за картина?
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Папа спорит с клоуном.
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Сейчас разберёмся.
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Отец, этот клоун тебя достаёт?
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Так, слушай.
Спасибо, что пришёл.
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И к слову сказать,
клоуны – это не смешно.
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Гуляй.
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Отец, ещё 10 таких садятся
и выходят из твоей машины.
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Привет.
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Думаешь, Энди что-нибудь
заподозрил?
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Да не. Наверняка принял его
за одного из друзей Мэллори.
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Привет!
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Видели бы вы, как Забияка
играет с фрисби.
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Подскакивает и ловит
каждый раз.
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Бросает он его похуже,
но всё равно лучше Алекса.
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Да, да, да. А шиллинги в драхмы
он умеет конвертировать?
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Не умеет, зато отлично пляшет.
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А вы на дни рождения
представлений не даёте?
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Молодчина.
Вот, держи куклу.
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Как же я его люблю.
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Почти уж забыл,
как с ним весело.
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Ник, вот что общего
у тебя есть с животным,
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которое круглые сутки только
ест, спит и грызёт ботинки?
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А хотя, чего общего у вас нет?
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Алекс, животные
не такие, как люди.
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Спасибо, что просветила.
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Кто с нами снова в фрисби?
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Да, давайте. Пойдём, Алекс.
Поучишься у Заби.
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Отлично, и я с вами.
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Давай, Забя!
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Забияка, ко мне!
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Пошли, пошли.
Вот молодец.
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Этот пёс меня ненавидит.
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На дне рождения Энди
его не будет.
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Стивен, ты уже до ручки дошёл
с днём рождения.
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Глупости.
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У нас будут уютные и вкусные
семейные посиделки.
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Вот смотри, в 2 часа
придёт «человек-змея».
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Затем «человек-лампа» в 2:15.
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«Человек-лампа»?
Стивен, это безумие.
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Ей только 60 ватт, Элиза.
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Мам, пап!
Забияку сбила машина!
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– Он жив?
– Не знаю!
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Не могу смотреть!
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100 раз такое было.
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При виде машины
всегда на неё бросается.
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Не очень-то умно с его стороны.
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Но в этот раз там была кошка.
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Кошки – его слабость.
Любит за ними погоняться.
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Но всё безобидно.
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Просто не видел ещё
ни одной вблизи.
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Хотелось бы мне
про себя так сказать.
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Спасибо, что присмотрели.
Вы им очень нравитесь.
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Точно, точно, не поспоришь.
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Вы бы ещё когти им подпилили.
Всю шею мне поцарапали.
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Извините. Приняли вас,
наверно, за свою маму.
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Быть того не может,
меня не было в городе.
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Ну, приветик.
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Алекс, меня и этот пудель
ненавидит.
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В утешение, отец, могу сказать,
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что он всю жизнь
проживёт с такой стрижкой.
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Забияка там уже так долго.
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Да лапу, поди, сломал.
Постоянно себе что-то ломает.
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Ветклиника – его второй дом.
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Ник.
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Здоров, доктор Остин.
Ну как он там?
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Сильно поломался в этот раз?
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Давай поговорим в кабинете.
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Сходишь со мной, Мэл?
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Ну так что там, док?
Что он, лапу сломал?
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Нет. Боюсь, проблема
намного серьёзней.
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Ну так расскажите.
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Удар был очень сильным.
У Забияки повреждён мозг.
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Ну и ничего.
Ум-то ему особо не нужен.
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Вопрос тут в другом.
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Его лёгкие работают
не в полную силу.
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У него внутреннее
кровотечение.
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И что же дальше?
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Вам всерьёз следует
рассмотреть эвтаназию.
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Как её рассматривать?
Я даже не знаю, что это.
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Это означает усыпление.
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Ну уж нет. Ни за что.
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А есть ещё другие варианты?
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00:11:03,820 --> 00:11:05,850
Операция, чтобы
остановить кровотечение.
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00:11:05,890 --> 00:11:07,260
Ну так оперируйте.
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Ник, ты же понимаешь,
что Забияка очень стар.
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Шансы на успех минимальны.
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Подумай, время ещё есть.
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Вот думать об этом
я хочу меньше всего.
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Сожалею, Ник.
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00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:32,521
И какой у меня выбор, а?
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Делайте операцию.
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Если не трудно,
положите к нему в клетку.
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И не смейтесь,
что он играет в куклы.
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Я сделаю всё возможное.
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Хорошо...
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Хорошо, спасибо...
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Спасибо, что пришли. Спасибо.
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День рождения через 2 дня.
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До встречи. Отлично.
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Осторожно с усами.
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00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,380
Всё, спасибо.
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00:12:13,420 --> 00:12:15,580
Отлично, отлично.
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00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:18,130
Стивен, ты обещал
незатейливую вечеринку.
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Элиза, я тебя прошу.
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Нужно проникнуться духом.
7 лет исполняется раз в жизни.
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Ракообразный должен
при этом присутствовать.
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Как думаете, куда лучше
спрятать подарок от Энди?
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Он вынюхивает не переставая.
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Сейчас вот проверяет мою
кровать металлодетектором.
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00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:37,740
Попробуй в кладовку.
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Я уже на всё согласна.
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Приветик, Джен.
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Всё, не могу больше.
Это набор химика.
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Мам, пап, Забияке уже лучше?
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00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,990
Алекс, Мэллори и Ник
пока у ветеринара.
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Но я уверена, всё будет хорошо.
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Хочу вам кое-что сказать.
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00:13:00,970 --> 00:13:03,160
Что такое, именинник?
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Я не хочу праздновать
день рождения.
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00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,080
Энди, но почему?
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Нехорошо веселиться,
когда Забияка страдает.
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О, зайка, как же это мило.
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Ни клоуна, ни смурфиков,
ни мистера Лобстера?
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Никого.
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Разве что на твой
день рождения, пап.
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Но он совсем не скоро.
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Привет.
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Ну как там?
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Доктор провёл операцию,
но пока рано делать прогнозы.
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Так было грустно видеть,
как Забияка лежит в клетке один.
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Ник еле удержался от слёз,
увидев его. А Алекс заплакал.
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Да ничего подобного.
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Да ещё так трогательно.
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На глазах выступили слёзы,
а уголки губ мило опустились.
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Ты плакал.
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Это была аллергическая
реакция, сама знаешь.
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Здоров!
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Здравствуй.
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Что ты принёс, Ник?
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Подарочки для Забияки.
Побалую его, когда выздоровеет.
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Зацените.
Мячик-пищалка.
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Он такое обожает.
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Пластмассовый гидрантик.
Весь его.
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Кожаная жевательная кость.
Это мне.
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Вот что я хочу на день рождения:
подарить подарки Забияке.
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Думаешь, ему понравится
набор химика?
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Радостно видеть
у тебя оптимизм, Ник.
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Он выкарабкается, миссис Китон.
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Я знаю Забияку, он боец.
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И когда он снова встанет на лапы,
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мы с ним посмотрим альбом,
который я сделаю
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вот из этих фотографий.
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Вот мы с ним на заднем дворе.
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А вот мама с Забиякой.
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Забияка приносит палку.
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А вот мама приносит палку.
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А вот мама и Забияка
на пару приносят палку.
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А вот – только палка.
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Во были времена!
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Я подойду.
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Алло.
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Да. Здравствуйте, доктор Остин.
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Да.
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Он здесь. Минуту.
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Ник, это из клиники.
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Алло.
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Да.
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Ага.
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Хорошо, сейчас приеду.
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Сказал, что с Забиякой дела плохи.
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О нет.
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Чёрт!
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Не возьми я его к себе,
ничего бы не случилось.
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Он не выбежал бы на дорогу,
и всё было бы хорошо.
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Ник, ты не виноват.
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Куда же запропастился врач?
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Ник, он работает.
Там попугай проглотил качели.
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Не поверите, что я сейчас видел.
Там попугай в форме качелей.
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Алекс?
Ты зачем сюда пришёл?
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Такое дело. Вы же не очень умеете
контактировать с животными,
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а у меня припасено место в сердце
для старины Забияки.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
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Ну я это...
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Погодь, Алекс. Останься.
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Хорошо.
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Что с ним, док? Как он?
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Всё пошло не так хорошо,
как мы надеялись.
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Присядьте.
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Мы можем ещё что-то сделать?
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Может, ему просто
отдохнуть надо?
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Сейчас Забияка
на сильных обезболивающих
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в полусознательном состоянии.
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Когда их действие пройдёт,
он почувствует сильнейшую боль.
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Можно продлить ему жизнь,
подключив к аппаратам,
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но это будет скорее
в утешение вам.
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И что, надежды нет?
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Ник, такое нелегко говорить,
но лучшее,
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что сейчас можно сделать
для Забияки – это усыпить его.
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Не. Я так не могу.
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Это как смертный приговор.
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Но он мучается.
Нужно помочь ему.
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Всё произойдёт
быстро и без насилия.
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Решение требует смелости,
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но происходит оно от любви.
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Всё хорошо?
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Да, я в прядке. В норме.
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Он же мой друг.
Нельзя, чтобы он мучился.
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С ним можно попрощаться?
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Да, конечно.
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Мы не будем мешать.
Люблю тебя.
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Спасибо.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
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– Я нормально, нормально.
– Пойдём. Извини.
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Здоров, Забя.
Как поживаешь, дружок?
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Я буду в коридоре.
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Да, Забияка.
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Друг.
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С тобой произойдёт кое-что,
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что я не в силах предотвратить.
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Там, куда ты отправишься,
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обязательно будет кто-то,
кто о тебе позаботится.
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Бог, это я, Ник.
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Сделай одолжение.
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Возьми Забияку себе под крыло.
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Пусть его любят там.
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Он отлично играет в фрисби.
Если Тебе это тоже нравится.
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Он... очень особенный малый.
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Я буду скучать по нему.
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Люблю тебя, Забияка.
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Набор химика!
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Спасибо, Джен. Вот так сюрприз.
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Так, так, так,
что у нас дальше?
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Сыгранём
в «Прицепи хвост ослу»?
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Настроение совсем
не праздничное, дорогой.
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Даже Лобстер в депрессии.
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А где Ник?
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Скоро будет.
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Бедняжка. Он так рыдал по дороге
домой, как ребёнок, взахлёб.
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Но поначалу я его не слышала –
плач Алекса всё заглушал.
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Вам помочь?
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Отец, убери этого парня отсюда.
Клянусь, мне кошмары сниться будут.
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Делай клешни отсюда,
сейчас поставлю воду кипятиться.
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Простите, что так вышло.
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Простите, минутку.
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Здоров! Здоров.
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Спасибо.
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Здоров, приятель.
Держи-ка.
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Спасибо.
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Беги.
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Ну что, Ник, как ты?
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Не очень. Но справляюсь.
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А ты?
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Я тоже.
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Вы это, простите,
что я вас во всё втянул.
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Ну что ты, не надо так.
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Всё нормально, Ник.
Ты нам как семья.
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У парня собака умерла.
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Спасибо, мистер Китон.
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Такое чувство, что часть меня
умерла вместе с Забиякой.
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Все мои детские воспоминания
связаны с ним.
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Как-то странно понимать,
что его больше нет.
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Ник, никто тебе
не заменит Забияку,
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и он навсегда останется
в твоём сердце и памяти.
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Нам кажется, что Забияка хотел бы,
чтобы ты двигался дальше.
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Вот, Ник, это тебе – лучший мой
подарок на день рождения.
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Иди-ка сюда, дружок.
Ну здравствуй.
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Ты будешь отличным хозяином.
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Спасибо, ребята.
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Ну что, приятель?
Будем с тобой дружить?
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