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FAMILY TIES

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Season 6, Episode 7
"Invasion of the
Psychologist Snatchers"

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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>

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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>

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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>

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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>

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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>

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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>

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<i>? Without us? ?</i>

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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>

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<i>? Without us? ?</i>

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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>

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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>

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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>

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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>

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<i>? Without us? ?</i>

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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>

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Hey, Andy and I
are going out for a walk.

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You want to come, Jen?

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Oh, no, thanks, Dad.
I've got this paper to write,

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and it's going kind of slow.

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Oh, maybe I could help.

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I don't think so, Dad.

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I see. You think that now
you're in high school

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your homework's getting
a little too complex

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for your old,
intellectually washed-up dad.

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Well, it's just that you go
completely overboard

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in these situations.

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It's like the time
when you tried to help me

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with that book report
on <i>Huck Finn,</i>

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and we had to write it on a raft
floating down the Mississippi.

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Well, what's so terrible
about a parent

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trying to get involved
with his children's education?

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After all, I help Andy
with his homework.

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I always redo it
after you leave.

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Jen, I'll tell you what.

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I'll only help you
if your paper's

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in an area of my expertise.

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All right, Dad.
I'm writing a paper

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for my introduction
to philosophy class

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on the existentialist
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of S?ren Kierkegaard.

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S?ren Kierkegaard?

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S?rie?

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Who's Kierkegaard?

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He was a Swedish philosopher,
Andy.

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He was a Danish
philosopher, Dad.

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T-Technically he was Danish.

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But he had an apartment
in Sweden.

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Lauren, Lauren, come on,
come on, let me take that.

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Alex, it's one bag.
I can carry it.

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Hey, listen, the woman I love

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is not gonna be lugging
around a heavy grocery bag.

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Yo, Alex!

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Sorry, sorry.
Forgot you were out there.

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It's all right.

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I'm used to it. The minute
we walked into the market,

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I knew you two
were in your own world.

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Lauren, I still
can't believe it.

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After three months of going out,
you still seem to like Alex.

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Have you ever taken
a really good look at him?

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Oh, my God!

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You're right.

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Hey, hey.

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Of course she likes me.

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I'm cute, I'm intelligent,

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and I have unlimited
earning potential.

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I know that's
what attracted me to you.

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I think you guys
make a cute couple.

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I just never want
to go shopping with you again.

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Oh, I've got it!

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Hello.

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Um, yeah. Yes.

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Hold on a second.

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- Uh, Lauren, it's for you.
- For me?

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I thought from the ring
it would be for me, but...

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Hello.

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Eric, what a surprise!

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How'd you get the number here?

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Oh, I see.

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Oh, I'm fine, fine.
How are you doing?

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Oh, that's great!

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Yeah, well, I don't know. Um...

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Yeah, I'll have
to think about it.

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Yeah, I will.

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Good hearing from you, too.

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Bye-bye.

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That was Eric Matthews.

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Uh, Eric Matthews. Why does
that name sound familiar?

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He's the guy that I
went out with before I met you.

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Yeah, that's it.

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Well, he's coming in
from New York tomorrow night,

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and he wants to know
about dinner.

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Oh, well, geez, uh,
I'm busy tomorrow night.

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I think he meant me.

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Oh, of course. Oh, you!

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Oh, you-you should go.

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Are you sure
it wouldn't bother you?

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No! No, absolu...
Look, he's come all this way.

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You know, uh, I think
it would be a nice gesture.

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Alex, that's so sensitive
of you.

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I-I thought you'd be threatened
by something like this.

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Hey... What, are you kidding?

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Come on, you should know me
better than that.

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Now, let's just put the rest
of this stuff away, okay?

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We'll go in,
we'll have a nice dinner.

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Afterwards, we'll get married.

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Alex, sit down.

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I'll make you some tea.

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Oh, uh, no, listen.

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Uh, uh, I'm going to get going
'cause I don't want

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to be here when, uh...
when Eric gets here.

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Alex, you don't have to leave
just 'cause Eric's showing up.

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Well, I know.

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I know, but, uh, you two

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probably have a lot
of catching up to do.

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You know, I'd just be
in the way.

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So you go out
and have a nice dinner.

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You're n-not going to go out
like that, are you?

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You know, dressed up.

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Alex, this is just a sweater.

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I know. I know. It's just...
it's just such a fancy one.

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I mean...

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I mean, you're just going out
for dinner, right?

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You're not going to meet
the queen afterwards.

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Alex, if you're nervous
about this, I'll call it off.

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No, I-I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.

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Okay, you sure?

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- Positive.
- All right.

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Okay.

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Eric.

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Lauren.

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Oh, you look terrific.

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Your hair's a little shorter.
I like it.

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Oh, thank you.

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You look terrific, too.

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Your hair's a little longer.

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Well, thanks.
Nice of you to notice.

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Mine's exactly the same.

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I'm sorry.

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Eric, I'd like you
to meet Alex Keaton.

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It's a pleasure meeting you,
Alex.

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Yeah, pleasure meeting you,
too, Eric.

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You're a little early.

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I wasn't expecting you
for another hour.

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Oh, you know me.

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I'm always a little early.

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Can't help it.

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I think it's important
to be punctual.

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Don't have to tell me.

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I'm, uh... I'm...

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I'm here for a date next week.

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Why don't I call the restaurant

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and see if they can
take us earlier?

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- Good idea.
- Okay. I'll be right back.

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Right.

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So you and Lauren met
over at Leland.

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Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, that's right.

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She was, uh... she was
doing a psychology experiment

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on, uh, overachievers,
so I applied.

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I'm in the economics department
myself.

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My old stomping grounds.

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How's Professor Carpenter doing?

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Great. I had him for micro
this past semester.

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He's a tough old guy, isn't he?

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Ooh, you bet. I was, uh...

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I was lucky to squeeze
a B-plus out of him.

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I mean, I deserved more,

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but-but-but he's got
this crazy rule

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against giving A's.

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Really?

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He must have started that rule
after I left.

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He, uh... he-he gave you an A?

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A-plus.

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Well, well, he ma...

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he made up
for the low grade, actually.

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He, uh... he recommended me
for the Wilson scholarship.

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Oh, congratulations.

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I won that, too.

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Well, I-I, uh...

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I also won the Burke scholarship

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and the Harrison scholarship,
the Matthews scholarship.

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I received all those
except the Matthews.

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Oh, well, can't win them all.

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Especially not that one.

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It's named after me.

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Did I mention
my miniature golf trophy?

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Look, uh, Alex...

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It's sort of pointless
for us to sit here

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comparing grades and awards.

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I mean, we might as well
just exchange r?sum?s.

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Right, right.

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This is amazing.

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This is incredible.

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I-I mean, Lauren-Lauren told me
you worked on Wall Street.

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I had no idea it was
at Dunn and Bradley.

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Dunn and Bradley.

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That-that's the most prestigious
banking investment firm

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in the world.

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Isn't it?

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What is it like to work there?

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Oh, it's so magical.

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It's hard to describe.

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You know that feeling you had
when you were a kid

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and your parents
would take you to the bank?

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You'd dream about getting naked
and leaping into the vault?

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Know it?

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I actually did it.

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The only downside is

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that there's not much time

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for a personal life.

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And even with all the success
and all the money,

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when I get home
to my empty apartment,

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I feel like there's
something missing from my life.

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Maybe you need a dog.

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Okay, ready to go?

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- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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You meant you two.

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Okay, well, uh,

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I'll meet you outside
when you're ready.

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I'm across the street
in the black Porsche.

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Nice meeting you.

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Nice meeting you, Eric.

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He's got a Porsche.

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Hey, do you guys have a minute?

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I need your help on something.

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- Yeah. What's up?
- Well, I-I've been up in my room

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trying to figure out
what is attractive about me.

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So far, a normal evening.

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Anyway, I've-I've come up
with a... with a partial list

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of-of some of my good points,

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and, uh...

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Now, here's where I need
your help.

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Carrying the list?

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No, no, no, no,
I mean, uh, filling it in.

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Rounding it out. You know,
making sure I haven't...

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haven't forgotten anything.

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I, uh... I think it's fun
for the whole family.

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Wait a minute, Alex, you...
you have a list here

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of your good points
and Eric's good points.

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Who's Eric?

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Uh, my imaginary friend.

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Uh, your imaginary friend
has a Porsche?

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It's an imaginary Porsche.

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He also has a job
on Wall Street,

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an apartment in Manhattan,

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and he went out
with Lauren for a year.

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Well, that's how we met.

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Uh... uh, Lauren introduced us

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at a... at a...
an imaginary, uh,

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real person, uh, get-together.

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Which group were you with?

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00:10:50,690 --> 00:10:53,470
All right, Eric is, uh...
Eric's Lauren's old boyfriend.

256
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,040
He's back in town,
and they went out

257
00:10:55,070 --> 00:10:56,140
for dinner tonight.

258
00:10:57,510 --> 00:10:59,810
You let them go?

259
00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,440
I let them go.

260
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:05,050
What's so amazing about that?

261
00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,650
Well, I just know
that I'd be very nervous

262
00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,850
if one of Nick's old girlfriends
came to visit him.

263
00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,350
We'd all be nervous, Mal.

264
00:11:13,380 --> 00:11:15,090
It would mean
there had been a break-out

265
00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,100
at the women's detention center.

266
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,300
Uh, did you meet, uh, Eric?

267
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,900
Uh, briefly, briefly.
We, uh... we exchanged r?sum?s.

268
00:11:26,930 --> 00:11:29,770
Ah. I guess a handshake
seemed too obvious.

269
00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:32,570
I'm telling you, Dad,
this guy is impressive.

270
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,180
It's the first time I've ever
been in a room with someone

271
00:11:35,210 --> 00:11:38,280
that I didn't feel complete
intellectual superiority over.

272
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:40,280
Thanks very much.

273
00:11:40,310 --> 00:11:42,280
Mom, you know what I mean.

274
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:45,550
I mean, this guy,
when you compare our r?sum?s,

275
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,220
he tops me in every category.

276
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,220
Alex,

277
00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:53,390
you have something
that Eric doesn't have.

278
00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:55,560
Lauren's love.

279
00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:58,000
That's not something
that can be put on a r?sum?.

280
00:11:58,030 --> 00:12:01,010
No, Dad,
he's got that down here.

281
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,480
I-I must be missing something.

282
00:12:08,510 --> 00:12:10,440
There-there must be
some good points that I have

283
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:11,550
that Eric doesn't have.

284
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:13,480
So that's why
I need your help, okay?

285
00:12:13,510 --> 00:12:17,730
I-I-I want to know
what you like about Alex Keaton.

286
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:23,690
Huh? Who want... who wants
to get the ball rolling?

287
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:25,830
- Uh...
- I...

288
00:12:25,860 --> 00:12:28,500
Well...

289
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:30,350
- Mal? Mally? Huh?
- Huh?

290
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,370
I-I don't know.
It's so hard, Alex.

291
00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,520
Can I get back to you?

292
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,340
Come on, you know?

293
00:12:39,370 --> 00:12:40,880
This is real important
to me now.

294
00:12:40,910 --> 00:12:44,350
My-my whole relationship with
Lauren could be at stake here.

295
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:47,890
All right,
just give me a minute.

296
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:51,540
Uh... you...

297
00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:57,260
Um... uh...

298
00:12:57,290 --> 00:13:00,150
Forget it, Mal. I don't want you
to hurt yourself.

299
00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,550
I don't know, Dad.
I have to disagree with you.

300
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:06,080
Kierkegaard felt
that all knowledge

301
00:13:06,110 --> 00:13:07,920
must be self-knowledge.

302
00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:10,120
I think you're wrong, Jen.

303
00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:13,720
He was also concerned with
the larger societal problems.

304
00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:16,430
Dad, you're missing the point
completely.

305
00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:18,930
Oh, am I?

306
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,000
Kierkegaard believed
that examining man's existence

307
00:13:22,030 --> 00:13:24,940
within a larger framework of a
societal historical dialectic

308
00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,010
was an avoidance of subjective
knowledge so essential

309
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,150
to comprehending any type
of spiritual truth.

310
00:13:35,030 --> 00:13:37,360
Jennifer, go to your room.

311
00:13:43,370 --> 00:13:44,890
That's a great argument, Dad.

312
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,320
What do you think Kierkegaard
would have said to that?

313
00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:50,780
Who cares?
He didn't have any kids.

314
00:13:53,150 --> 00:13:54,700
Alex.

315
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,970
Hey, I thought you said you were
gonna turn in early tonight.

316
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,340
Oh, yeah, I was, I was.

317
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,470
Just, uh... just came down
to get a snack.

318
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,410
You seem a little distracted.

319
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,180
Oh, no. No, no, I'm fine, fine.

320
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:07,860
All right.
Enjoy your Brillo pad.

321
00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:17,790
Hello. Hi, Stacey.

322
00:14:17,820 --> 00:14:19,790
Yeah. Is Lauren back yet?

323
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:22,790
No.

324
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:26,430
Yeah, yes, I know.
I know she went out with Eric.

325
00:14:26,460 --> 00:14:30,230
Yes, I know he has a Porsche.

326
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:33,190
No message. No... no message.

327
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,010
Hi. Yeah, Columbus...
Columbus Grill?

328
00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:44,650
Um, yeah, is the Matthews party
still there?

329
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:48,520
I see. They left two hours ago?

330
00:14:48,550 --> 00:14:50,530
Yes, I know he drives a Porsche.

331
00:15:06,820 --> 00:15:08,450
Hey.

332
00:15:09,630 --> 00:15:10,710
Hey.

333
00:15:10,740 --> 00:15:13,910
Lauren.

334
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,950
Sweetheart.

335
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,620
Lauren.

336
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:21,390
Hey, honey bear.

337
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,890
Sweetheart.

338
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,570
Hey, Lauren.

339
00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:33,700
Alex, what are you doing here?

340
00:15:33,730 --> 00:15:36,670
What am I doing here?
What am I doing here?

341
00:15:36,700 --> 00:15:37,900
I live here, buddy.

342
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:38,970
No, you don't.

343
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,220
No, I don't.

344
00:15:42,890 --> 00:15:46,040
But I live very nearby.

345
00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,880
What the hell
are you doing here?

346
00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:49,530
Look, Alex...

347
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,320
I think I know what you're
thinking, and you're wrong.

348
00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:57,220
Oh, really, Eric?
Well, let me tell you something.

349
00:15:57,250 --> 00:16:00,620
I may not be one of your slick,
fast-talking, money-mongering,

350
00:16:00,650 --> 00:16:03,190
underhanded Dunn and Bradley
friends...

351
00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:06,860
although I hope to be one
one day...

352
00:16:06,890 --> 00:16:08,670
but I am not that gullible.

353
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:10,070
Alex, listen to me.

354
00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:12,540
On the way home
from dinner tonight,

355
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:14,610
my car broke down
in the middle of nowhere.

356
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,870
We had to walk two miles
to a gas station,

357
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:19,280
get a tow truck,
and then get a cab back here.

358
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,980
By that time, it was after 1:00,
I didn't have a place to stay,

359
00:16:22,010 --> 00:16:24,080
so Lauren told me
I could sleep in her room.

360
00:16:24,110 --> 00:16:25,680
She's down the hall
in Michelle's room.

361
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:29,620
You expect me to believe
that your brand-new

362
00:16:29,650 --> 00:16:33,390
$40,000 Porsche just
conveniently broke down tonight.

363
00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:36,390
Actually, it was closer
to $50,000.

364
00:16:36,420 --> 00:16:39,400
Well, that's a very tough story
to swallow, Eric.

365
00:16:39,430 --> 00:16:41,700
Well, that includes dealer
shipping and handling charges.

366
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,100
Look, I'm talking
about what happened

367
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,600
with you and Lauren tonight.

368
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,500
Now, believe it or not,
some things in life

369
00:16:46,530 --> 00:16:48,240
are more important
than money and finance charges.

370
00:16:48,270 --> 00:16:51,110
You don't believe that.

371
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:54,580
Well, uh, normally, I don't,
normally, I don't.

372
00:16:54,610 --> 00:16:57,180
But... but in this case, Eric,
there definitely is something

373
00:16:57,210 --> 00:16:58,950
that's more important to me
than money.

374
00:16:58,980 --> 00:17:02,050
Come on, Alex, nothing matters
more than money.

375
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,520
I mean, let's be honest.

376
00:17:03,550 --> 00:17:05,790
That's what separates guys
like us from everybody else.

377
00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:07,760
Look, that's not the point.

378
00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:10,590
Come on, Alex, we've known it
since we were kids.

379
00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,730
Remember the first time
you saw a dollar sign?

380
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,650
April 22, 1971.

381
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,470
My first time, I was coming home
from kindergarten.

382
00:17:20,500 --> 00:17:23,010
I was with a couple
of my other friends.

383
00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,780
We passed a bank,
and there it was in the window.

384
00:17:25,810 --> 00:17:28,550
- The other guys know
what it was? - No.

385
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:30,580
They just thought
it was a big "S"

386
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:32,450
with two vertical lines
through it.

387
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,450
To me, it was a symbol of life.

388
00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,420
The other kids just went home
for milk and cookies.

389
00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:41,430
I knelt.

390
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:47,530
I don't deny it, okay?
I love money.

391
00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,500
But there is definitely
something in my life

392
00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:52,640
that I love more... Lauren.

393
00:17:52,670 --> 00:17:56,170
All right, Alex,
I'll be honest with you.

394
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:59,010
I did come back here
wondering if Lauren and I

395
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,010
could start
seeing each other again.

396
00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,650
But from the minute
I picked her up,

397
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:04,160
all she did was talk about you.

398
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,820
I could see
she was really in love.

399
00:18:07,850 --> 00:18:09,820
So I decided just to have
a good dinner,

400
00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:13,560
enjoy driving my new car,
get a good night's sleep.

401
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:15,690
Instead, dinner was lousy
and overpriced,

402
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,560
my car's in the shop,
it's 2:07 in the morning,

403
00:18:18,590 --> 00:18:21,070
and I'm wide awake.

404
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,270
What a bust this trip was.

405
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:26,850
I just hope I can write it off.

406
00:18:30,490 --> 00:18:32,140
You'll be able to write it off.

407
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:34,510
After all,
we talked about business, right?

408
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:36,550
You could tell them
it was, uh...

409
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:39,130
it was a recruiting session
for Dunn and Bradley.

410
00:18:48,410 --> 00:18:50,310
Hi, honey.

411
00:18:52,180 --> 00:18:53,700
What is this?

412
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:57,030
Some overachiever pajama party?

413
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,570
I'm sorry, honey.
Did we wake you?

414
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,970
Alex, what are you doing here?

415
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,980
Oh, listen, uh,
I talked to Eric.

416
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,510
He explained everything.

417
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,950
Don't worry.

418
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,710
What is there to explain?

419
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:12,880
Why don't I just, uh,
step out for a minute?

420
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:14,150
Hey, hey, Lauren, listen,

421
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,690
I-I wasn't gonna
come over here.

422
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,890
It's just that I kept calling,
and you weren't home.

423
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,560
And-and the restaurant
said you left.

424
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,330
What?
You called the restaurant?

425
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,230
Alex, why?
Don't you trust me?

426
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,060
Of course I trust you.

427
00:19:26,090 --> 00:19:27,800
You got a funny way
of showing it.

428
00:19:27,830 --> 00:19:29,300
Hey, come on, Lauren!
Any other guy...

429
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:31,270
Alex, I don't care
about any other guy.

430
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,100
I care about you.

431
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,970
And our relationship.
And trust!

432
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,870
You know,
I can't believe you did this.

433
00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,840
I'm really mad at you.

434
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:40,610
Lauren.

435
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,620
Lauren.

436
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:48,450
Hey, Dad.

437
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:51,520
Where were you, Alex?
It's 3:00.

438
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,990
Oh, uh, just,
I was over at Lauren's.

439
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,690
What are you doing up?

440
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:58,200
Oh, just a little reading.

441
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,060
<i>Existentialism for Dads.</i>

442
00:20:01,090 --> 00:20:03,900
Yeah.

443
00:20:03,930 --> 00:20:06,670
There's one thing I can say
for Kierkegaard...

444
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:10,770
no matter how depressed you are,
he's more depressed.

445
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:15,580
In a strange way,
it's sort of a pick-me-up.

446
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:18,620
- Mind if I borrow
this book, Dad? - Sure, sure.

447
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,380
I recommend chapter eight:

448
00:20:20,410 --> 00:20:22,620
"Existence is meaningless
and life is absurd,

449
00:20:22,650 --> 00:20:26,120
so wipe that smile
off your face."

450
00:20:26,150 --> 00:20:28,590
What a rotten night, Dad.

451
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:31,500
I-I was... I was going crazy
worrying about Lauren and Eric,

452
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,860
so I went over there
to see what was happening.

453
00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:36,030
What was happening?

454
00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,270
Nothing... until I got there.

455
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,310
And-and, uh, now Lauren
thinks I don't trust her.

456
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,480
I doubt she'll ever talk
to me again.

457
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:47,610
Look, Alex,
there are a lot of...

458
00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:52,450
Let me just leave you
with a thought

459
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,450
from the immortal Kierkegaard:

460
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,920
"Women... can't live with them,

461
00:20:57,950 --> 00:20:59,840
can't live without them."

462
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,950
- Hi.
- Hi.

463
00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:12,400
Lauren, I'm sorry.

464
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:13,400
I'm really sorry.

465
00:21:13,430 --> 00:21:15,070
Look, it's not all your fault.

466
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,940
I-I should have been more aware.

467
00:21:16,970 --> 00:21:19,740
I knew that even though you
were trying to act gracefully,

468
00:21:19,770 --> 00:21:21,410
deep down
it really bothered you.

469
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,550
That's the thing.

470
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,680
I knew that you would think

471
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:28,290
that deep down it...
it would bother me,

472
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,190
so... so I wanted
to go even deeper

473
00:21:31,220 --> 00:21:33,560
and prove that you were wrong.

474
00:21:33,590 --> 00:21:37,840
It just so happens that, uh,
I don't go that deep.

475
00:21:38,980 --> 00:21:41,270
You go plenty deep, Alex.

476
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,000
Too deep sometimes...
you overanalyze everything.

477
00:21:44,030 --> 00:21:46,540
I want you to have the best
of everything, you know?

478
00:21:46,570 --> 00:21:48,040
And then, when I met Eric,

479
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:51,140
I just couldn't help but think
that maybe he was the best.

480
00:21:51,170 --> 00:21:52,840
Alex, I don't love Eric.

481
00:21:52,870 --> 00:21:54,960
Why not? I do.

482
00:21:59,140 --> 00:22:02,290
The point I'm trying to make
is that I love you,

483
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,390
and you're just gonna have
to learn to accept that.

484
00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,620
Maybe it might be a little
easier for me to accept that

485
00:22:06,650 --> 00:22:08,430
if-if I knew why you love me.

486
00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,430
What do you mean,
why do I love you?

487
00:22:10,460 --> 00:22:12,860
Well, in order for a guy like me
to feel secure,

488
00:22:12,890 --> 00:22:16,070
I-I have to know what it is
that you love about Alex Keaton.

489
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,430
It's a lot of things.

490
00:22:17,460 --> 00:22:19,100
I can't just sit here
and name them.

491
00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:21,590
Why not?

492
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:24,840
Because it just doesn't work
that way.

493
00:22:24,870 --> 00:22:26,980
Can you tell me why you love me?

494
00:22:27,010 --> 00:22:29,210
You're smart, you're beautiful,
you're warm, you're wise,

495
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,650
you're witty, you're sensitive,

496
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,250
you're kind to children
and old people,

497
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,380
you care about what's going on
in the world.

498
00:22:34,410 --> 00:22:37,590
Boy, you're really good at this.

499
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:39,660
Yeah, better than you.
I'm...

500
00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,190
At least you could give me

501
00:22:41,220 --> 00:22:43,190
a token "you're a nice guy"
or something.

502
00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:46,130
All right, Alex,
you want to know why I love you?

503
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:47,400
Yeah.

504
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:48,850
Because of
"The Banana Boat Song."

505
00:22:51,490 --> 00:22:53,900
"The Banana Boat Song"?

506
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:56,110
Yes. We were at one of those

507
00:22:56,140 --> 00:22:58,010
economic department symposiums
you drag me to,

508
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,380
and some guy was droning on
for hours and hours

509
00:23:00,410 --> 00:23:02,410
about the deficit
or the surplus or something.

510
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,260
I don't know.
It was excruciatingly boring.

511
00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,420
Then, suddenly, when I thought

512
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:09,050
I just couldn't take it
for another minute,

513
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,390
you... you sang to me
"The Banana Boat Song."

514
00:23:13,420 --> 00:23:16,690
? Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o ?

515
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:20,800
? Daylight come
and me want to go home. ?

516
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:23,800
That's why I love you.

517
00:23:23,830 --> 00:23:26,250
You ever heard me do "Misty"?

518
00:23:28,730 --> 00:23:31,510
Alex, it was the fact that in
the middle of this stuffy affair

519
00:23:31,540 --> 00:23:32,880
with all your professors around,

520
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,810
you sang me
"The Banana Boat Song."

521
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,680
It didn't make any sense.
It was a complete contradiction.

522
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:40,080
It's what makes you
uniquely you.

523
00:23:40,110 --> 00:23:42,590
All right. All right.

524
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,670
You can't come up
with anything concrete...

525
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:48,560
...that'll have to do.

526
00:23:48,590 --> 00:23:50,560
Alex, this isn't something
you have to define.

527
00:23:50,590 --> 00:23:52,260
You don't have to clarify.

528
00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:54,730
It just is.
And it's wonderful!

529
00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,100
Sure, I could sit
around here all night

530
00:23:57,130 --> 00:23:59,870
and rattle off great things
about you.

531
00:24:02,470 --> 00:24:04,360
I got nowhere to go.

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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ

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6 сезон, 7 серия
«Вторжение похитителей психологов»

3
00:01:04,970 --> 00:01:08,260
Мы с Энди на прогулку.
Пойдёшь с нами, Джен?

4
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Нет, пап, мне домашнюю делать,
продвигается еле-еле.

5
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А может, я помогу?

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Навряд ли.

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Ясно. Решила, раз ты
в старшей школе,

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то твои домашние стали
слишком сложны

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для твоего старого,
вышедшего в тираж отца.

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Ты просто излишне сильно
стараешься в таких делах.

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Вспомни твою попытку помочь мне
с отзывом по «Гекльберри Финну».

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Мы писали его, сплавляясь
на плоту по Миссисипи.

13
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А что плохого, что родитель

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хочет поучаствовать
в образовании ребёнка?

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Энди же вот я помогаю
с домашней.

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Каждый раз переделываю,
как ты уходишь.

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Вот что, Джен.

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Я помогу тебе, только если твоё
задание из моей области знаний.

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Хорошо, пап. Я пишу доклад
по философии на тему

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«Восприятие экзистенциализма
Сёрена Кьеркегора».

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Сёрена Кьеркегора?

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00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:07,990
Сёри?

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Кто это, Кьеркегор?

24
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Шведский философ, Энди.

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Датский философ.

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Строго говоря, он был датчанином.
Но и в Швеции имел квартирку.

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Лорен, Лорен, давай помогу.

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Всего одна сумка, Алекс.
Я справлюсь.

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Моя любимая женщина

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не будет таскать
тяжёлые сумки с продуктами.

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Йоу, Алекс!

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Прошу прощения.
Про вас я забыл.

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Ничего.

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Я уже привыкла.

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Стоило только зайти в магазин,
и мы для вас исчезли.

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Лорен, не могу поверить.

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За 3 месяца Алекс тебе
так и не разонравился.

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Ты хоть раз присматривалась
к нему получше?

39
00:02:47,790 --> 00:02:50,700
Боже мой! Ты права.

40
00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:51,870
Скажешь тоже.

41
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Ещё бы я ей не нравился.
Я красив, я умён,

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и у меня неограниченный
потенциал заработка.

43
00:02:58,380 --> 00:03:02,020
Именно это в тебе
меня и привлекает.

44
00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,910
Из вас вышла хорошая пара.

45
00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,670
Но в магазин с вами
я больше ни ногой.

46
00:03:06,710 --> 00:03:08,580
Я возьму.

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Алло.

48
00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:13,090
Да. Здесь.

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00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,590
Секундочку.

50
00:03:14,630 --> 00:03:17,130
– Лорен, это тебя.
– Меня?

51
00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:19,930
По звонку было похоже,
что меня, но...

52
00:03:24,540 --> 00:03:26,500
Я слушаю.

53
00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,500
Эрик, вот так сюрприз!

54
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Откуда у тебя этот номер?

55
00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,240
А, понятно.

56
00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,740
Всё отлично. А ты как?

57
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Здорово!

58
00:03:37,620 --> 00:03:41,180
Не могу точно сказать.

59
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Хорошо, я подумаю.

60
00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:45,190
Буду, буду.

61
00:03:45,230 --> 00:03:49,990
Тоже была рада услышать.
Пока.

62
00:03:53,430 --> 00:03:55,460
Эрик Мэтьюс.

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Эрик Мэтьюс.
Какое-то знакомое имя.

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С ним я встречалась
до нашего знакомства.

65
00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:03,500
Да, точно.

66
00:04:03,540 --> 00:04:07,580
Завтра он приезжает
из Нью-Йорка, зовёт поужинать.

67
00:04:07,620 --> 00:04:12,170
Вот же досада. Я как на зло
завтра вечером занят.

68
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Думаю, он имел в виду меня.

69
00:04:13,990 --> 00:04:16,920
А, тебя, конечно.
Тебе надо пойти.

70
00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:18,350
А ты точно не против?

71
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Нет, ну что ты.
Он ведь приедет издалека.

72
00:04:21,060 --> 00:04:23,320
Это будет красивым жестом.

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Алекс, так мило с твоей стороны.
Я подумала, тебя это испугает.

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Ты шутишь? Вот ещё.
Я думал, ты меня лучше знаешь.

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Давай дораскладываем
продукты, да?

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А потом сходим
куда-нибудь поужинать.

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После чего поженимся.

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Садись, Алекс.
Я тебе чая сделаю.

79
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Нет, не надо. Я пойду, пожалуй.
Не хочу встретиться с Эриком.

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Не надо уходить только
из-за его приезда.

81
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Знаю, знаю.

82
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Но вам наверняка будет что
выяснить. Я только помешаю.

83
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Так что удачного тебе ужина.

84
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Ты ведь не так пойдёшь?
Такой разодетой.

85
00:05:01,170 --> 00:05:04,070
Алекс, это обычная кофта.

86
00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:07,480
Знаю, знаю. Она просто
уж слишком роскошная.

87
00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:09,740
Ты ведь на ужин идёшь, так?

88
00:05:09,780 --> 00:05:13,140
С королевой же после
встречаться не будешь.

89
00:05:13,180 --> 00:05:15,980
Если ты переживаешь,
я всё отменю.

90
00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:18,050
Нет, это шутка. Я шучу.

91
00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:19,050
Точно всё нормально?

92
00:05:19,090 --> 00:05:21,990
На все 100.

93
00:05:26,030 --> 00:05:27,490
Эрик.

94
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Лорен.

95
00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,460
Шикарно выглядишь.
Укоротила волосы, мне нравится.

96
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Спасибо.

97
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И ты отлично выглядишь.
Отрастил волосы.

98
00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,170
Спасибо.
Приятно, что заметила.

99
00:05:42,210 --> 00:05:47,025
А мои всё той же длины.

100
00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:48,710
Извини.

101
00:05:48,750 --> 00:05:50,210
Эрик, это Алекс Китон.

102
00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:54,655
– Рад знакомству, Алекс.
– Ага. Взаимно, Эрик.

103
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Ты рановато.
Ждала тебя только через час.

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00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:02,890
Ты же знаешь, я ранняя птаха.
Ничего не могу поделать.

105
00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,290
Пунктуальность превыше всего.

106
00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:08,920
И не говори-ка.
Я так вообще...

107
00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,470
на следующенедельное
свидание пришёл.

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00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:19,510
Давай я позвоню в ресторан
и перенесу заказ.

109
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– Хорошо.
– Я ненадолго.

110
00:06:26,830 --> 00:06:29,390
Ну что, вы с Лорен
в Лиланде познакомились?

111
00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,450
Да.

112
00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:34,220
Да, точно. Она проводила
исследование по психологии

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на отличниках, и я записался.

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00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,830
Сам-то я с экономического.

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Места моей боевой славы.

116
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Как профессор Карпентер
поживает?

117
00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,200
Вёл у нас «Малый бизнес»
в прошлом семестре.

118
00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,500
Тот ещё старый ворчун.

119
00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:51,210
О да. Я с трудом выжал
из него четвёрку с плюсом.

120
00:06:51,250 --> 00:06:52,470
Я заслужил большего,

121
00:06:52,510 --> 00:06:55,740
но у него это дурацкое
правило не ставить пятёрок.

122
00:06:55,780 --> 00:07:00,820
Правда? Должно быть,
ввёл после моего выпуска.

123
00:07:00,860 --> 00:07:03,120
Он поставил тебе пятёрку?

124
00:07:03,160 --> 00:07:07,420
С плюсом.

125
00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:12,790
Так-то... он компенсировал
заниженную оценку.

126
00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:15,010
Рекомендовал меня
к стипендии Уилсона.

127
00:07:15,050 --> 00:07:17,300
Поздравляю.
Я тоже её получал.

128
00:07:17,340 --> 00:07:21,040
А ещё я получаю
стипендию Бурка

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00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:24,470
и стипендию Харрисона,
стипендию Мэтьюса.

130
00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:27,510
Я тоже получал их все.
Кроме Мэтьюса.

131
00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:31,110
Что ж, всего не получишь.

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00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:36,235
Эту уж точно.
Её назвали в мою честь.

133
00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:48,180
А я упоминал о моём кубке
по мини-гольфу?

134
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Слушай, это... Алекс.

135
00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:00,250
Как-то глупо сидеть тут,
мериться оценками и наградами.

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00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:04,670
Проще уж сразу
резюме обменяться.

137
00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:08,220
Точно. Точно.

138
00:08:16,380 --> 00:08:19,930
Вот это да! Потрясающе.

139
00:08:19,970 --> 00:08:22,180
Лорен говорила, что ты
работаешь на Уолл-стрит.

140
00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:25,130
Но что в «Данн и Брэдли».
«Данн и Брэдли».

141
00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:27,900
Самая влиятельная в мире
инвестиционная компания.

142
00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,840
Правда?

143
00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:31,310
Как это, там работать?

144
00:08:31,350 --> 00:08:34,640
Волшебно.
Сложно описать.

145
00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:37,380
Знаешь то чувство,
когда в детстве

146
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родители берут тебя
с собой в банк,

147
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и ты мечтаешь раздеться
и прыгнуть с головой в хранилище?

148
00:08:44,030 --> 00:08:48,720
Знаю ли? Я так делал.

149
00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:49,860
Единственный недостаток –

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00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,530
отсутствие времени
на личную жизнь.

151
00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:55,570
Да, успех и деньги у меня есть.

152
00:08:55,610 --> 00:08:58,590
Но приходя домой
в пустую квартиру,

153
00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:03,110
я чувствую, что в жизни
чего-то недостаёт.

154
00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,830
Собаку не думал завести?

155
00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:08,840
Ты готов?

156
00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,140
– Да, конечно.
– Да, конечно.

157
00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:12,450
Извини. Ты про вас двоих.

158
00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:16,720
Ну что же, подожду тебя внизу.

159
00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,200
Буду в машине через дорогу.
Чёрный «Порше».

160
00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:21,420
Алекс.

161
00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:22,778
Рад был познакомиться.

162
00:09:22,818 --> 00:09:25,490
А я-то как рад, Эрик.

163
00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:28,360
У него «Порше».

164
00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:31,900
Найдётся минутка?
Мне нужна ваша помощь.

165
00:09:31,940 --> 00:09:32,930
Да, конечно.

166
00:09:32,970 --> 00:09:34,800
Я тут сидел в комнате
и пытался понять,

167
00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:37,810
что же во мне привлекательного.

168
00:09:37,850 --> 00:09:41,310
Пока всё как обычно.

169
00:09:41,350 --> 00:09:44,160
В общем, я составил
далеко не полный список

170
00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,810
своих достоинств.

171
00:09:45,850 --> 00:09:47,840
Вот...

172
00:09:50,630 --> 00:09:52,050
Здесь-то мне и нужна помощь.

173
00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:54,490
Перенести список?

174
00:09:54,530 --> 00:09:57,270
Нет. Просто изучить его.
Исправить мелочи.

175
00:09:57,310 --> 00:09:59,750
Посмотреть, не забыл ли я чего.

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00:09:59,810 --> 00:10:03,370
Чем не отличное развлечение
для всей семьи, да?

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00:10:03,410 --> 00:10:05,000
Погоди-ка, Алекс.

178
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:09,440
Это список твоих достоинств
и достоинств Эрика.

179
00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:11,240
Кто это?

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00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:16,680
Эрик-то?
Мой воображаемый друг.

181
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:20,680
Твой воображаемый друг
водит «Порше»?

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Воображаемый «Порше».

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Ещё он работает на Уолл-стрит
и живёт на Манхэттене.

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И встречался с Лорен целый год.

185
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Так мы и познакомились.
Лорен представила нас друг другу.

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На воображаемо-реальном
междусобойчике.

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И к кому ты относился?

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Ладно. Эрик – это бывший
парень Лорен.

189
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Он приехал сегодня в город,
и они пошли на ужин.

190
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И ты их отпустил?

191
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Ну отпустил.
Что такого удивительного?

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Не знаю. Я бы вот
сильно волновалась,

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если Ник встретился бы
со своей бывшей.

194
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Мы бы все волновались, Мэл.

195
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Это бы значило, что был совершён
побег из женской тюрьмы.

196
00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,280
А ты лично видел Эрика?

197
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Мельком. Мельком.
Только резюме обменялись.

198
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Полагаю, рукопожатие
вышло банальным.

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Отец, этот парень крут.

200
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Впервые, находясь
с кем-то в одной комнате,

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я не чувствовал тотального
интеллектуального превосходства.

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Большое спасибо.

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Ты поняла, мам, о чём я.

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Мы сравнили наши резюме,
и он побил меня по всем пунктам.

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Алекс, у тебя есть кое-что,
чего нет у Эрика, – любовь Лорен.

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Такое в резюме не впишешь.

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00:11:58,020 --> 00:12:03,370
Нет, пап, вот тут, в конце списка.

208
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,460
Наверняка я что-то упустил.

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У меня должны быть достоинства,
которых нет у Эрика.

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Здесь вы мне и должны помочь.

211
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Скажите, что нравится вам
в Алексе Китоне.

212
00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:23,670
Ну? Кто хочет начать?

213
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:25,810
Я как-то...

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00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,480
Собственно...

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– Мэл? Мэлли? Прошу.
– Что?

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Ну не знаю, Алекс.
Как-то сложно...

217
00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:37,810
Могу я сказать тебе позже?

218
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,510
Ну ты чего?
Мне очень важно услышать.

219
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На кону могут оказаться
мои отношения с Лорен.

220
00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:49,470
Ладно, дай мне минутку.

221
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Ты... Нет.

222
00:12:53,220 --> 00:12:57,240
Ты...

223
00:12:57,280 --> 00:13:00,150
Забудь, Мэл.
Не перегружай мозг.

224
00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:04,440
Нет, пап. Тут я с тобой
не соглашусь.

225
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:07,950
Кьеркегор считал, что все знания
достигаются путём самопознания.

226
00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:10,150
Джен, ты не права.

227
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,750
Также он связывал знания
и с социальными вопросами.

228
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,700
Папа, ты совсем
не улавливаешь суть.

229
00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:18,960
Неужели?

230
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Кьеркегор полагал, что само
существо человеческой сущности

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с оглядкой на бо?льшие рамки
социально-исторической диалектики

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является уклонением
от субъективных знаний,

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обязательных для уяснения
всех видов духовной истины.

234
00:13:35,385 --> 00:13:41,915
Дженнифер, марш в свою комнату.

235
00:13:43,225 --> 00:13:47,350
У тебя на всё один ответ.
А что бы Кьеркегор ответил?

236
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:50,830
По барабану.
У него не было детей.

237
00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:54,780
Алекс.

238
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,050
Ты же хотел сегодня
пораньше лечь?

239
00:13:57,090 --> 00:14:00,160
Да, хотел, хотел.
Спустился вот перекусить.

240
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,490
Ты какой-то рассеянный на вид.

241
00:14:02,530 --> 00:14:04,260
Нет, нисколько. Я в норме.

242
00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:07,960
Хорошо. Наслаждайся
губкой для мытья посуды.

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00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:20,140
Алло, Стэйси?
Привет. Лорен вернулась?

244
00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,870
Нет.

245
00:14:22,910 --> 00:14:26,510
Да, я в курсе, что
у неё встреча с Эриком.

246
00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:30,310
Да, я в курсе, что у него «Порше».

247
00:14:30,350 --> 00:14:34,410
Нет, ничего не передавай.

248
00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:42,090
Здрасьте. «Коламбус Гриль»?

249
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:45,505
Некий Эрик Мэтьюс ещё у вас?

250
00:14:45,545 --> 00:14:48,600
Понятно. Как 2 часа ушли.

251
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:54,345
Да, я в курсе, что он водит «Порше».

252
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:09,650
Приветик.

253
00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:13,940
Лорен.

254
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,980
Сладкая моя.

255
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:18,650
Лорен.

256
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:21,420
Медвежоночек.

257
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:23,920
Солнышко.

258
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,660
Лорен.

259
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:33,730
Алекс, ты что тут делаешь?

260
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,700
Что я тут делаю?
Что я тут делаю?!

261
00:15:36,740 --> 00:15:37,930
Я живу здесь, приятель.

262
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,000
Не живёшь.

263
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:42,900
Не живу.

264
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:47,910
Но живу поблизости.
А вот ты чего здесь забыл?

265
00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:51,465
Слушай, Алекс...

266
00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:54,350
Я знаю, о чём ты подумал.
Но ты ошибаешься.

267
00:15:54,390 --> 00:15:57,250
Правда, что ли, Эрик?
Так вот послушай-ка меня.

268
00:15:57,290 --> 00:16:00,650
Я не один из твоих глянцевых,
льстивых, швыряющих деньги,

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00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:03,220
коварных друзей
из «Данн и Брэдли» –

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00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:06,890
хотя и надеюсь
таким однажды стать, –

271
00:16:06,930 --> 00:16:09,180
но я и не ротозей.

272
00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,930
Алекс, послушай.

273
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,570
По дороге из ресторана

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00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:15,030
в какой-то глухомани
у нас сломалась машина.

275
00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,140
Мы шли 2 мили
до ближайшей заправки,

276
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,310
вызвали эвакуатор
и приехали сюда на такси.

277
00:16:19,350 --> 00:16:21,840
Был уже второй час ночи,
мне некуда было пойти,

278
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,820
и Лорен разрешила
переночевать здесь.

279
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,710
Она дальше по коридору,
в комнате Мишель.

280
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:29,320
И ты думаешь, я поверю,
что твой новёхонький

281
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,420
40-тысячный «Порше» удачно так
взял и сломался сегодня?

282
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,420
Так-то он мне обошёлся
почти в 50 тысяч.

283
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:39,430
На такую сказку
сложновато купиться.

284
00:16:39,470 --> 00:16:43,130
Включая расходы на доставку
и дополнительные опции.

285
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:44,630
Я говорю о вас с Лорен.

286
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:48,270
Веришь иль нет, но в жизни есть вещи
куда важнее денег и финансов.

287
00:16:48,310 --> 00:16:51,140
Ну-ну.
Ты сам-то веришь в это?

288
00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:54,610
В обычной ситуации – нет, не верю.

289
00:16:54,650 --> 00:16:58,980
Но конкретно сейчас, Эрик,
кое-что для меня важнее денег.

290
00:16:59,020 --> 00:17:02,080
Брось, Алекс.
Нет ничего важнее денег.

291
00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:03,550
Давай на чистоту.

292
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,820
Это и отличает таких как мы
о всех остальных.

293
00:17:05,860 --> 00:17:07,790
Суть в другом.

294
00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,620
Алекс, мы ведь знали это
с раннего детства.

295
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,760
Помнишь, как ты впервые
увидел знак доллара?

296
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:18,230
Да. 22 апреля 1971-го.

297
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,500
А я увидел его по дороге
домой из садика.

298
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,040
Со мной была пара друзей.

299
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,810
Мы проходили мимо банка,
знак красовался в окне.

300
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:28,580
– Друзья знали, что это?
– Нет.

301
00:17:28,620 --> 00:17:32,930
Они думали, это просто большая <i>«S»,</i>
перечёркнутая двумя линиями.

302
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,790
Для меня же это был
символ жизни.

303
00:17:35,830 --> 00:17:39,765
Они пошли дальше домой,
есть своё печенье с молоком,

304
00:17:39,805 --> 00:17:44,710
я же – пал на колени.

305
00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:48,043
Не буду отрицать.
Деньги я люблю.

306
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:52,670
Но больше денег
я без сомнения люблю Лорен.

307
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:56,220
Ладно, Алекс, скажу тебе правду.

308
00:17:56,260 --> 00:17:57,640
Я вернулся сюда

309
00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,840
в надежде, что мы
с Лорен снова сойдёмся.

310
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:04,188
Но стоило ей сесть в машину –
все разговоры только о тебе.

311
00:18:04,228 --> 00:18:07,850
Я понял, что она влюблена
по-настоящему.

312
00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:09,850
И я решил приятно поужинать,

313
00:18:09,890 --> 00:18:12,330
получить удовольствие
от вождения новой машины

314
00:18:12,370 --> 00:18:13,840
и хорошо выспаться.

315
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,220
Ужин был паршивым
и чрезмерно дорогим,

316
00:18:16,260 --> 00:18:18,970
машина – в мастерской,
третий час ночи,

317
00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:21,100
сна ни в одном глазу.

318
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:24,695
Не поездка,
а сплошное разорение.

319
00:18:24,735 --> 00:18:30,483
Надеюсь, что смогу
списать с неё налоги.

320
00:18:30,523 --> 00:18:32,170
Может вполне получиться.

321
00:18:32,210 --> 00:18:34,540
Мы ведь с тобой бизнес
обсуждали, так?

322
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:39,180
Скажешь, что вёл набор
кандидатов в «Данн и Брэдли».

323
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:52,180
Приветик, лапуль.

324
00:18:52,230 --> 00:18:57,060
Что это? Пижамная
вечеринка отличников?

325
00:18:57,100 --> 00:18:59,600
Прости, голубушка.
Мы тебя разбудили?

326
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,000
Алекс, почему ты здесь?

327
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,010
Слушай, мы поговорили с Эриком.

328
00:19:05,050 --> 00:19:07,980
Он мне всё объяснил.
Не беспокойся.

329
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,740
А что здесь было объяснять?

330
00:19:09,780 --> 00:19:12,910
А выйду-ка я, пожалуй, на минутку.

331
00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,180
Лорен, послушай,

332
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,720
я не собирался приезжать.

333
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,920
Я звонил, но тебя не было в общаге.

334
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,590
В ресторане сказали,
что вы ушли.

335
00:19:19,630 --> 00:19:21,360
Ты звонил в ресторан?

336
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:23,260
Зачем, Алекс?
Ты мне не доверяешь?

337
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:26,090
Доверяю конечно.

338
00:19:26,130 --> 00:19:27,830
Оригинально ты это
показываешь.

339
00:19:27,870 --> 00:19:29,330
Лорен, да любой бы другой...

340
00:19:29,370 --> 00:19:33,130
А мне плевать на других!
Только ты мне небезразличен.

341
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,580
Наши отношения
и доверие друг к другу.

342
00:19:35,620 --> 00:19:38,870
Как ты так мог?
Зла на тебя не хватает!

343
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,640
Лорен.

344
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,670
Лорен!

345
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,355
Привет, пап.

346
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:51,550
Алекс, ты где был?
Три часа ночи.

347
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,720
Съездил к Лорен.
А ты чего не спишь?

348
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,230
Почитываю вот.

349
00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:01,090
«Экзистенциализм для отцов».

350
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,930
Да уж.

351
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:06,700
Могу сказать одно
в пользу Кьеркегора:

352
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:10,800
в какой бы ты ни был депрессии,
его депрессия глубже.

353
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:15,610
И как ни странно,
это меня подбодрило, что ли.

354
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:18,650
– Я возьму почитать?
– Конечно, бери.

355
00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,190
Рекомендую 8-ю главу:

356
00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,820
«Бытие бессмысленно,
а жизнь абсурдна,

357
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:26,150
так сотри эту улыбку с лица».

358
00:20:26,190 --> 00:20:28,360
Ужасная ночь, отец.

359
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,530
Я потерял голову
из-за Лорен и Эрика

360
00:20:31,570 --> 00:20:33,890
и поехал к ней узнать,
что случилось.

361
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:36,060
А что-то случилось?

362
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:38,300
Ничего, пока я не приехал.

363
00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,340
Теперь Лорен думает,
что я ей не доверяю.

364
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:45,510
Не знаю, заговорит ли она
со мной снова.

365
00:20:45,550 --> 00:20:50,275
Алекс, есть многое...

366
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:54,480
Оставлю тебя с мыслью
бессмертного Кьеркегора:

367
00:20:54,520 --> 00:21:00,950
«Женщины: и сними тяжко,
и без них никак».

368
00:21:05,770 --> 00:21:10,265
– Привет.
– Привет.

369
00:21:10,305 --> 00:21:13,430
Лорен, прости.
Я очень сожалею.

370
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:16,970
Ты не виноват.
Мне следовало предвидеть.

371
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,770
Что несмотря на твоё
видимое благородство,

372
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,440
всё это сильно тебя беспокоит.

373
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:24,710
В том-то и дело.
Я знал, что ты решишь,

374
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:28,320
что в глубине
это меня беспокоит,

375
00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:33,590
и я хотел зайти ещё дальше,
и доказать, что ты не права.

376
00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:38,990
Но так уж вышло,
так далеко я не зашёл.

377
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,300
Алекс, ты зашёл
достаточно далеко.

378
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:44,030
И даже слишком.
Ты надумал много лишнего.

379
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:46,570
Ты знаешь, я хочу тебе
только самого лучшего.

380
00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:48,070
И встретив Эрика,

381
00:21:48,110 --> 00:21:51,170
я не мог отделаться от мысли,
что он лучший.

382
00:21:51,210 --> 00:21:52,870
Алекс, я не люблю Эрика.

383
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:59,125
Почему нет? Я вот люблю.

384
00:21:59,165 --> 00:22:02,320
Я пытаюсь тебе объяснить,
что люблю я тебя,

385
00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:04,420
и ты должен научиться
принимать это.

386
00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:06,650
Возможно, мне будет
легче принять,

387
00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:08,460
если я узнаю,
почему ты меня любишь.

388
00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:10,460
В каком смысле почему?

389
00:22:10,500 --> 00:22:12,890
Чтобы чувствовать
себя спокойно,

390
00:22:12,930 --> 00:22:16,100
я должен знать, что такого
ты любишь в Алексе Китоне.

391
00:22:16,140 --> 00:22:19,130
Да море всего. Не буду же
я всё тебе перечислять.

392
00:22:19,170 --> 00:22:21,630
А что нет?

393
00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:24,720
Всё устроено иначе.

394
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:27,010
Ты вот можешь сказать,
почему меня любишь?

395
00:22:27,050 --> 00:22:29,490
Ты умная, ты красивая,
ты ласковая, ты понимающая,

396
00:22:29,530 --> 00:22:32,280
ты мудрая, ты чуткая,
ты добра к детям и старикам,

397
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,410
тебе не всё равно,
что творится в мире.

398
00:22:34,450 --> 00:22:37,620
А ты в этом хорош.

399
00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:39,230
Получше тебя.

400
00:22:39,270 --> 00:22:41,220
Могла бы сказать элементарно

401
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,220
«ты славный парень»
или наподобие.

402
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,980
Ладно, Алекс.
Хочешь знать, почему люблю?

403
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:47,140
Хочу.

404
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,900
Из-за «Песни о лодке с бананами».

405
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,930
«Песни о лодке с бананами»?

406
00:22:53,970 --> 00:22:56,140
Помнишь тот экономический
симпозиум,

407
00:22:56,180 --> 00:22:58,040
на который ты меня затащил?

408
00:22:58,080 --> 00:23:00,410
Какой-то парень там бубнил
часы напролёт

409
00:23:00,450 --> 00:23:02,440
о каком-то дефиците
или ликвидном остатке.

410
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:04,310
В общем, полнейшее занудство.

411
00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:09,080
И вот, когда я поняла,
что больше не вынесу,

412
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:13,420
ты начал петь мне
«Песню о лодке с бананами».

413
00:23:13,470 --> 00:23:16,720
? Дэ-йо, дэ-э-э-йо. ?

414
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:20,830
? День приходит,
и мы хотим домой. ?

415
00:23:20,870 --> 00:23:23,830
Вот почему я тебя люблю.

416
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:28,720
А слышала, как я пою «Туман»
Эллы Фицджеральд?

417
00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:31,410
Факт в том, что посреди
всего этого действа,

418
00:23:31,450 --> 00:23:34,970
в присутствии преподавателей,
ты пел мне песню.

419
00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:37,710
Не было никакого смысла.
Полный парадокс.

420
00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,110
И это делает тебя уникальным.

421
00:23:40,150 --> 00:23:42,620
Ладно. Хорошо.

422
00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:46,540
Можешь не говорить
ничего конкретного.

423
00:23:46,580 --> 00:23:48,590
И так пойдёт.

424
00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:50,590
Алекс, этому сложно
дать определение.

425
00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:54,760
Не нужно всё прояснять.
Это просто любовь. И это чудесно.

426
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,440
Да, я могла бы просидеть
здесь всю ночь,

427
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,920
шпаря о тебе прекрасное.

428
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:05,340
Мне как раз некуда торопиться.

 

 
 
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