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FAMILY TIES
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Season 6, Episode 15
"Miracle in Columbus"
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<i>? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?</i>
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<i>? And I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?</i>
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<i>? Oh, it's like
I started breathing ?</i>
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<i>? On the night we kissed ?</i>
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<i>? And I can't remember
what I ever did before ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? And there ain't no nothin' ?</i>
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<i>? We can't love
each other through ?</i>
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<i>? Ooh-hoo ?</i>
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<i>? What would we do, baby ?</i>
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<i>? Without us? ?</i>
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<i>? Sha-la-la-la. ?</i>
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First batch is done.
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Oh, boy, these look great!
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This is the best batch
of Christmas cookies
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to come out
of the Keaton kitchen.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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What's this one?
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Well, where did that come from?
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Alex made me do it.
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I think Alex gets
a little too caught up
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in the Christmas spirit,
don't you?
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Well, I don't know about him,
but I sure do.
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Smell of cookies
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and hot cider
and warm dollar signs.
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And Christmas carols!
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? Jingle bells,
jingle bells ?
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? Jingle all the way ?
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? Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ?
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Hey.
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? Jingle bells,
jingle bells ?
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? Jingle all the way ?
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? Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ?
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- Hey!
- ? Dashing through the snow ?
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? In a one-horse open sleigh ?
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? O'er the fields we go ?
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- ? Laughing all the way... ?
- Ha-ha-ha!
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Uh... I like the ha-ha-ha part.
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? Bells on bobtail ring ?
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? Making spirits bright ?
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? What fun it is
to ride and sing ?
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? A sleighing song tonight ?
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? Oh! Jingle bells,
jingle bells ?
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? Jingle all the way ?
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? Oh, what fun it is to ride
in a one-horse open sleigh ?
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- Hey!
- ? Jingle bells, jingle bells ?
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? Jingle all the way ?
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? Oh, what fun... ?
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Hold it, hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it.
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The traditional
end of fun has arrived.
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No, no, I mean, I love Christmas
as much as the next guy.
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I just don't know how you can
celebrate joyously
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when holiday retail sales
are down by four percent.
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Alex, you got your annual card
from the Reagans.
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"Dear Alex,
how are we doing?"
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A card? That's it?
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I sent them jams and jellies.
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I got a Christmas card
the other day
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from the Psychology Club
of America.
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It said, "Have a well-adjusted
Christmas,
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and a normal New Year."
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Oh, listen, I'm gonna go over
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to Mr. Krewson's and place
our order for a Christmas tree.
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Anybody want to come?
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Oh, Steven, I thought we agreed
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to go somewhere else
for our tree this year.
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- Why?
- Because, Dad, Mr. Krewson's
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trees are terrible.
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They look like hat racks.
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Look, Mr. Krewson
is one of the last remaining
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independent Christmas tree
distributors in Ohio.
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It's our duty to keep
guys like him in business.
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Yeah, I like Krewson's.
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Is-Isn't he the guy
with the shack
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and those scrawny
little dried-out dwarf trees?
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Well... right, right.
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I always wondered
who bought trees there.
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Now you know.
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Look, I talked to Krewson,
he said he'd get us
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a great tree this year.
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I want to give him
a chance to come through.
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Now, who's coming with me?
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I'll go, Dad.
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I would like to see trees
that I'm taller than.
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Yeah, I'll go with you too,
Mr. Keaton.
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Well, that's very nice
of you, Nick.
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Right in the tradition of
brotherhood
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and good will towards men.
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Well, you know, I figured it was
the least I could do,
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I mean, since I'm spending
Christmas with you.
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Yeah! What?
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- Happy, happy, everybody!
- Hey, Skip.
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Alex, I need a Christmas favor
from you.
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You know how I usually play
Santa Claus down at the mall?
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- Uh-huh.
- Well, I got to get out of it.
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Why, you going
out of town this year?
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No, I'm going to be
the Abominable Snowman
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over at the Pearl Ridge
Shopping Center.
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It pays less, but it's
a real career move for me.
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It helps round out my resume,
and it gives me that in
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for that big Easter Bunny job
I've been looking for.
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You want Alex
to play Santa Claus?
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He'll traumatize an entire
generation of young children.
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Hey, don't worry about it.
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I got better things to do
than say "Ho, ho, ho!"
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To a bunch of spoiled,
greedy little kids.
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Pays $10 an hour.
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Ho, ho, ho!
Ho, ho.
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Okay, now, we're forgetting
about the finger paints.
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We're forgetting
about the Lego set.
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Instead...
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Santa is gonna bring you
100 shares of Aramco Petroleum.
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Now, Santa invests heavily in
this, and, uh... ho, ho, ho!
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Santa has done very well.
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Thank you, Santa.
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Well, you're welcome, honey.
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There you go. Merry Christmas.
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Bush in '88.
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Okay, who's next?
How are you this Christmas?
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I'm not talking to any elf.
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I want the big guy.
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Now, Eddie... be nice.
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I'm always nice!
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Hey, Kringle, let's get
this show on the road.
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Okay, Eddie.
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Come here.
There you go.
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Okay, just sit right here
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and tell me what you want
for Christmas.
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Okay, Santa, here we go.
I want...
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Whoa, whoa, hold it, hold it,
hold it, hold it, hold it...
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Uh...
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Okay, shoot.
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Okay, Santa, I want
a fire truck, a baseball mitt,
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a train set, a robot,
a bicycle, a record player...
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no, make that a CD... a personal
computer, a basketball,
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an apartment in Manhattan...
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Hey, wait a minute!
I'm not done yet!
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Listen, kid,
you don't need a Santa Claus,
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you need a business manager.
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Okay, Merry Christmas and good
luck in the fiscal new year.
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I found that entire
exchange heartwarming.
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Excuse me, Santa,
are you still open?
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Ho, ho, ho!
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I hope your
daughter's interested
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in the commodities market.
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Come on, honey, Santa
wants to talk to you.
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Hi, honey. What's your name?
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Michelle Davies.
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Okay, well, what do you want
for Christmas?
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- Nothing.
- Oh, come on, honey.
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You can tell Santa
what you want.
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But, Mommy, I told you
I don't believe in Santa Claus.
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What?!
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What?! You don't
believe in Santa Claus?
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Come here, come here.
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Let me tell you something,
Michelle.
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I am definitely Santa Claus.
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If you're Santa Claus,
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why are there so many Santa
Clauses at other malls?
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Well, uh, that's...
that's because, uh...
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well, you see...
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Elves, help me out on this.
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Well, you... well, you see,
Santa is very busy...
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Yeah, exactly!
Exactly. Exactly.
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So, uh, uh, uh, I have some of
my elves, uh, dress up like me
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to, uh, pick up the slack.
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It's-It's the same way
that President Reagan
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can't be everywhere, so, uh,
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so he sends his assistants
in his place.
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I don't believe in him, either.
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Come on, honey,
you can tell Santa.
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- What do you want for Christmas?
- My daddy.
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I want my daddy
home for Christmas.
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Sweetheart, you know
daddy can't come home
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this year for Christmas.
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Can you get me my daddy
home for Christmas?
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Um...
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Uh, look, uh, Michelle...
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I'm-I'm sorry,
but there are some things
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that even Santa Claus can't do.
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You're not Santa Claus.
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Can we go now, Mommy?
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Yeah. You want to take a look
at this pretty tree first, huh?
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Look, look, I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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I'm, uh... uh, usually
the kids love me.
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No, that's okay,
it's not your fault.
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You're not the first Santa
she's done this to.
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Oh. Oh, what is it?
It's the beard, right?
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The-the... the suit?
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My "Ho, ho, ho's"
getting on her nerves?
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I know they're getting on mine.
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Um, no, you see, Michelle's dad
has to travel for business,
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and, uh, this year
hasn't been so great.
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So he's had to take
whatever he could get.
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Unfortunately, that means
he has to be away
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for Christmas this year.
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That's too bad.
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Well, um...
thanks, anyway, for trying.
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Hey, hon, you ready?
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I don't know.
That was heartbreaking.
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The way she looked at me
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and said, "You're not Santa."
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Alex, you're not Santa.
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You don't have
to rub my nose in it.
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- Sorry.
- You're not an elf, either,
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you know.
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I know.
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Look, the point is...
I mean, I got the suit,
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I've got the beard, I mean,
I-I-I-I look like Santa.
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I feel like it's my
responsibility to do something.
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Well, why don't you get on a
sleigh and go to the North Pole?
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Well, you know, Alex,
it's really great
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that you have
such noble impulses.
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It'd be nice to see it
more than once a year.
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Please, Jennifer,
let's take all we can get.
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I don't know what you're making
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such a big deal about, Elyse!
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A tree is a tree.
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Steven, a tree that fits
in your pocket is not a tree.
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I don't think it's so bad.
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I can imagine
the cry of "Timber"
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when that baby came down.
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Look, I know it's not perfect.
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Not perfect? Dad, this is
the first Christmas in history
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where the tree can go
under the presents.
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Dad, can't you go to
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a regular Christmas tree lot
this year, just this once?
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Oh, sure! Let's just patronize
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one of those faceless,
impersonal, conformist lots.
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- Yeah.
- Where all the trees
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- are tall and healthy.
- Yeah.
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I suppose you'd like one
green and leafy, too.
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Oh, yes!
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We're ready to hang
our stockings.
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Oh, great! Let's go.
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- Hey, buddy.
- Here's mine.
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Hey, baby.
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While you guys were out, we made
milk and cookies for Santa.
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Terrific. Where are they?
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In the stocking.
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What about yours, Alex?
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Oh, I don't know, Mom.
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I, uh... I don't feel
much like it this year.
249
00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,690
Come on, Alex, it wouldn't be
Christmas without your stocking.
250
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,360
All right. All right.
251
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:44,350
There we go.
252
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,670
How was your first day
at the mall?
253
00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:53,730
Will Christmas still
be celebrated this year?
254
00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,870
Yeah, it was fine.
255
00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:56,140
It was... it was fine.
256
00:10:56,170 --> 00:11:00,140
It was just... this, um,
this little girl.
257
00:11:00,170 --> 00:11:01,210
Michelle.
258
00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:04,250
Yeah. She's really cute,
but really sad.
259
00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:06,080
Oh, what's the problem
with this little girl?
260
00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:08,780
Well, her father works,
and can't be home for Christmas.
261
00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:09,980
She's seven years old
262
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:12,090
and she doesn't even believe
in Santa Claus.
263
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,190
It just seemed so wrong
264
00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:16,710
to see someone unhappy
at the mall.
265
00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,920
I feel completely helpless...
266
00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:29,270
...and I wish there was
something I could do.
267
00:11:51,140 --> 00:11:52,770
Hiya.
268
00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,540
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
269
00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:58,540
Oh, great, a Method Santa.
270
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,880
How's Mrs. Claus?
271
00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:04,920
Thank you for asking.
272
00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,420
Ho, ho, ho!
273
00:12:06,450 --> 00:12:08,260
Well, she has a few sniffles,
274
00:12:08,290 --> 00:12:09,460
but then, she's at home
275
00:12:09,490 --> 00:12:12,090
and the elves are taking good
care of her.
276
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,330
Let's try and keep our sled
in the real world here, pal,
277
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,730
all right?
278
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:20,770
Actually, I don't use a sled.
279
00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,760
I use a sleigh.
280
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:26,110
And, uh, something else...
281
00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,610
I would never
use buttons like that.
282
00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:31,380
And that belt...
completely wrong.
283
00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,050
Where's your beard?
284
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,780
It's in my locker.
285
00:12:34,810 --> 00:12:36,780
- Where'd you get yours,
a garage sale? - Ow!
286
00:12:36,810 --> 00:12:39,550
- Ooh! - Whoa! Hey. How come
you got a good beard?
287
00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,160
Where do you work,
lawn furniture?
288
00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:45,330
No, I-I'm based
up at the North Pole.
289
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,760
I-I'm down here to do
a little survey
290
00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:49,890
to see what the children
would like.
291
00:12:50,930 --> 00:12:52,920
Beam me up, Scotty.
292
00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:02,340
Well! That briefcase is holding
up rather well, isn't it?
293
00:13:02,370 --> 00:13:05,010
- What?
- The briefcase.
294
00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:08,480
Uh, that was the Christmas
of '73.
295
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,290
Yeah, yeah, it's holding up f...
296
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,850
- H-How do you know that?
- I remember
297
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,360
that year quite well.
298
00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:18,360
Let's see, you asked
for that briefcase,
299
00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:19,960
a pocket calculator,
300
00:13:19,990 --> 00:13:22,520
and a pardon for Richard Nixon.
301
00:13:26,670 --> 00:13:28,370
You're good.
302
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,670
That is good!
303
00:13:29,700 --> 00:13:33,140
Alex, uh, I know
that up to this point,
304
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:36,410
our relationship has been
mostly financial.
305
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,740
But this year you've changed.
306
00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,950
Michelle has really touched you.
307
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:43,850
And that's why I'm here.
308
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:46,890
I'm on <i>Candid Camera,</i> right?
309
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,990
I am. I am. Come on,
where is he?
310
00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,160
Where is he? Where is he?
Come on.
311
00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:52,660
Come... Hey, Allen Funt!
312
00:13:52,690 --> 00:13:54,860
I'm on to you! Come on, buddy!
313
00:13:54,890 --> 00:13:57,460
- Wh-Where... It's in the pads,
right? - Oh, ho, ho!
314
00:13:57,490 --> 00:13:59,770
Don't do that.
It tickles, Alex! Ho, ho!
315
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:03,200
And you know it's like
a bowl of jelly... ho, ho, ho!
316
00:14:05,370 --> 00:14:07,070
Wait a minute. Okay.
317
00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:08,810
Look, this has got to stop,
all right?
318
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,080
Uh, what are you...
what are you trying to tell me,
319
00:14:11,110 --> 00:14:12,210
that you are Santa Claus?
320
00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:14,220
I'm-I'm really very happy
321
00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,480
that you decided
to play me this year.
322
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,490
I-I know that you're
a little depressed
323
00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:21,180
because you haven't
been able to help Michelle.
324
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:25,060
But you're doing
the right thing.
325
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:29,000
Don't underestimate
the power of Christmas.
326
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:31,000
It can work miracles.
327
00:14:31,030 --> 00:14:33,500
Look, I-I... I don't know
what to do.
328
00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:36,100
I mean, I-I don't know
how to help Michelle.
329
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:38,840
Trust your heart, Alex.
330
00:14:38,870 --> 00:14:40,670
My heart.
331
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:44,140
I haven't used it in so long.
332
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:46,710
I wouldn't say that.
333
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:49,420
You're using it right now.
334
00:14:49,450 --> 00:14:51,350
Just keep at it.
335
00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,920
And don't forget...
336
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:56,520
good thoughts and good deeds
don't go unrewarded.
337
00:15:00,730 --> 00:15:02,500
Alex, uh...
338
00:15:02,530 --> 00:15:04,900
I really would like to help.
339
00:15:04,930 --> 00:15:07,330
But I don't see any chance
340
00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:09,830
of bringing you
that Porsche this year.
341
00:15:18,510 --> 00:15:20,500
But I've been so good!
342
00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:29,190
Santa!
343
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,320
Santa, where you been?
344
00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:32,160
All the kids are waiting.
345
00:15:32,190 --> 00:15:34,830
I just met
the most incredible guy.
346
00:15:34,860 --> 00:15:36,800
- What?
- I ju... I just...
347
00:15:36,830 --> 00:15:38,800
I just met Santa Claus.
348
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,200
Boy, Alex,
349
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,270
this-this trying to show
good will towards men
350
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,870
has put you under quite
a strain, hasn't it?
351
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,640
Maybe you want
to lie down, Alex.
352
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:48,480
- Jennifer and I can
take care of this. - No, no, no.
353
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:50,010
No, I can't lie down.
I can't lie down.
354
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,650
I'm too excited. Do you realize
that it is Christmas?
355
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:54,640
No, we're dressed like this
all the time.
356
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:57,650
Hey! Let's go, pal.
357
00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,790
Let's get a move on.
358
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,340
Easter's almost here!
359
00:16:01,820 --> 00:16:03,860
Come here, Eddie.
360
00:16:03,890 --> 00:16:05,560
Don't lay a hand on me.
361
00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:07,490
Jacoby & Meyers
is right across the mall.
362
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,700
Eddie, come here.
363
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,190
Sit down.
364
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,210
Eddie...
365
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,140
what does Christmas mean to you?
366
00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:22,440
It means getting presents!
367
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,780
All right. Okay.
368
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,310
What if you had
all the presents in the world
369
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,920
and nobody to share them with?
370
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,910
That would be great!
371
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,820
I mean... I mean, if your mom...
372
00:16:34,850 --> 00:16:38,330
wasn't there t-to watch you
open those presents
373
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:41,000
and you didn't have any friends
to show those presents to,
374
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:42,700
and people weren't
around caroling
375
00:16:42,730 --> 00:16:45,100
and spreading good cheer,
376
00:16:45,130 --> 00:16:47,770
would you really enjoy
those presents?
377
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:51,270
I guess I wouldn't be so happy
without all those people.
378
00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:52,710
That's right. That's right.
379
00:16:52,740 --> 00:16:54,380
'Cause the important thing
about Christmas
380
00:16:54,410 --> 00:16:55,980
isn't the presents, Eddie.
381
00:16:56,010 --> 00:16:58,380
It's being with the people
that you love.
382
00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,140
Thanks, Santa.
383
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:03,380
Mom, let's find another Santa.
384
00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:05,880
This guy's bringing me down.
385
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,260
Alex.
386
00:17:13,290 --> 00:17:15,800
Alex, that...
387
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,800
that was very sensitive, Alex.
388
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,530
Are you feeling feverish?
389
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:21,540
I... I don't know.
390
00:17:21,570 --> 00:17:23,770
I don't know, I just...
I feel very Christmasy.
391
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,740
I j... I feel like...
392
00:17:25,770 --> 00:17:27,810
? Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ?
393
00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,210
? Fa, la-la, la-la,
la-la, la, la... ?
394
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,110
- Shh.
- I-I can't help it. I just...
395
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:37,080
? God rest ye merry gentlemen,
let nothing you dismay... ?
396
00:17:37,110 --> 00:17:39,590
I don't know what it is.
I can't stop singing!
397
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,390
? Hello, Dolly ?
398
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,690
? Well, hello, Dolly ?
399
00:17:43,720 --> 00:17:46,430
? It's so nice to have you... ?
400
00:17:47,590 --> 00:17:48,830
Michelle!
401
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,400
Michelle! Hi. Hi, remember me?
402
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,830
With that suit,
it's hard to forget.
403
00:17:53,860 --> 00:17:56,370
Listen, Michelle,
I've got to own up.
404
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,010
I'm-I'm not Santa Claus.
405
00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:00,170
I'm-I'm Alex Keaton.
406
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,540
But I want you to know
that there is a Santa Claus.
407
00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:06,380
And-and he really cares
about you.
408
00:18:06,410 --> 00:18:08,450
Um, Michelle, you didn't
get a candy cane
409
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,880
last time you were here.
410
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,750
Why don't you come over here
and pick one out? Come on.
411
00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:15,090
- That's a good idea, huh?
- Listen, um, I, uh...
412
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:18,530
I hope I'm not out of line
here, but, um...
413
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:22,860
I've... I-I've been really
concerned about your daughter.
414
00:18:22,890 --> 00:18:25,530
I don't... hey, I don't know,
it comes with the suit...
415
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,170
but, um, I was just wondering,
416
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:29,170
have you heard anything
from your husband?
417
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:31,240
Uh, yeah,
I talked to him yesterday,
418
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:33,840
and he's, uh, definitely not
gonna be able to make it home
419
00:18:33,870 --> 00:18:35,380
for Christmas tomorrow.
420
00:18:35,410 --> 00:18:37,380
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
But, um...
421
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:39,280
if-if you and Michelle aren't
doing anything tonight,
422
00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,750
I was wondering if you'd like
to come over to our house.
423
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,220
I mean, our family
usually has a...
424
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,890
a party every Christmas Eve,
425
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,050
and I know they'd love
to meet you.
426
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,720
And I... I have a feeling
427
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,720
that this is gonna be
a very special Christmas.
428
00:18:57,900 --> 00:18:59,900
Hey...
429
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,440
So!
430
00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:04,430
Another carol, anyone?
431
00:19:05,910 --> 00:19:08,310
Sure. We should sing a hymn
432
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:12,240
to this beautiful tree
Mr. Krewson brought us.
433
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,880
? O cactus tree, O cactus tree ?
434
00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:18,720
? Thou art so... ?
435
00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,710
? Fair and prickly. ?
436
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:24,660
I can't believe it.
437
00:19:24,690 --> 00:19:27,190
All right, come on,
let's look on the bright side.
438
00:19:27,220 --> 00:19:28,360
Which is?
439
00:19:28,390 --> 00:19:29,860
Nick?
440
00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:33,900
Well, uh, it's Christmas with
kind of a Wild West theme, huh?
441
00:19:33,930 --> 00:19:35,400
Yeah.
442
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,070
Well, I think it's appropriate.
443
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:40,470
I-I mean, you probably
don't get much rain in here.
444
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,480
Look... I spoke to Mr. Krewson.
445
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:46,710
He promised we'd have
a great tree here by tonight.
446
00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,180
I trust him.
447
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,380
You're right. Y...
448
00:19:50,410 --> 00:19:51,990
It's-it's Christmas.
449
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:54,120
The tree isn't important, it...
450
00:19:54,150 --> 00:19:57,290
What is, is that we're all
together for the holiday.
451
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,360
We can have a great Christmas
452
00:19:59,390 --> 00:20:01,300
with the worst tree
in the world!
453
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,700
We've done it
for the last three years.
454
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,690
Excuse me.
455
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:12,570
Oh, hi, Skippy.
456
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:14,240
How'd you know it was me?
457
00:20:14,270 --> 00:20:17,230
Most Abominable Snowmen
wear contact lenses.
458
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,480
Don't be scared, Andy.
459
00:20:21,510 --> 00:20:23,420
It's just me, Skippy.
460
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:25,410
Thanks. I was terrified.
461
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,560
It's almost time for bed, honey.
462
00:20:28,590 --> 00:20:30,620
I want to stay up
and wait for Santa Claus.
463
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:31,730
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
464
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,160
I-I'll wait up with you, Andy.
465
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,700
You know, every year,
I try to wait up for him,
466
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,600
and, uh, every year
I fall asleep.
467
00:20:37,630 --> 00:20:39,600
You know, I have
the same problem.
468
00:20:39,630 --> 00:20:41,940
What do you say we put
on a pot of black coffee?
469
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:42,990
All right.
470
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,040
There they go,
471
00:20:47,070 --> 00:20:49,030
the three wise men.
472
00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:52,010
Hey... folks?
473
00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,810
Uh, I'd like you to meet
some friends of mine.
474
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,080
Um, this is Beth
and Michelle Davies.
475
00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,820
- Hi. How are you?
- Nice to meet you.
476
00:20:57,850 --> 00:21:00,220
What's with the cactus?
477
00:21:00,250 --> 00:21:01,420
Michelle,
478
00:21:01,450 --> 00:21:02,920
that's not polite.
479
00:21:02,950 --> 00:21:05,290
What is with the cactus?
480
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,730
- Hi.
- Hi.
481
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,730
Want to hang your stocking up?
482
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,200
I don't have one.
483
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:14,790
You can use mine. It already
has milk and cookies in it.
484
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,970
Please, have a seat.
485
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,970
Yes,
486
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,970
make yourself at home.
487
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,230
I'll just... Excuse me.
488
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,210
Hey, Mr. Krewson!
489
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,710
- Oh, Mr. Keaton!
- Hi.
490
00:21:24,740 --> 00:21:26,380
- Merry Christ...
Merry Christmas! - Hi.
491
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,050
I've been thinking about your
little, uh, tree problem here,
492
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,350
and, uh, well...
493
00:21:30,380 --> 00:21:32,520
I have
a surprise for you! Yeah!
494
00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:34,860
Oh, Mr. Krewson!
495
00:21:34,890 --> 00:21:37,120
It's beautiful! Love this tree!
496
00:21:37,150 --> 00:21:37,920
Oh, it's beautiful!
497
00:21:37,950 --> 00:21:41,800
Beautiful tree, Mister...
498
00:21:41,830 --> 00:21:43,860
Oh, this is such
a beautiful tree.
499
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,100
Now it feels like Christmas now.
500
00:21:46,130 --> 00:21:48,090
And to complete the mood...
501
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:14,090
- Are you having a good time,
Michelle? - Uh-huh.
502
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,730
Andy and I are getting married.
503
00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:20,230
Listen, Michelle,
thanks for coming to our party.
504
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,140
You helped make it
a great Christmas.
505
00:22:22,170 --> 00:22:24,000
Thanks, Alex.
506
00:22:24,030 --> 00:22:26,000
I'll get it.
507
00:22:27,770 --> 00:22:29,280
Hello. May I help you?
508
00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:31,280
Yes, I'm looking
for Alex P. Keaton.
509
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:32,280
Alex, honey.
510
00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:34,210
Yeah.
511
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,950
- Hi, I'm Alex.
- Hello.
512
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:37,120
My name is Ray Davies.
513
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:38,320
Daddy!
514
00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,790
Michelle!
515
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:42,290
Ray? Wha...
516
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,090
- Wha...
- Honey!
517
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,590
I don't believe this.
518
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:47,060
What are you doing here?
519
00:22:47,090 --> 00:22:48,730
Uh, well, we met Alex, and...
520
00:22:48,760 --> 00:22:51,200
Never mind that;
what are you doing here?
521
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:52,770
Well, I was in Fargo.
522
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,030
It was a horrible night.
523
00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:55,240
I didn't make a single sale.
524
00:22:55,270 --> 00:22:56,940
I was on my way back
to the motel
525
00:22:56,970 --> 00:22:58,440
so I could give you guys a call.
526
00:22:58,470 --> 00:23:00,070
When I got there,
standing at my door
527
00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,340
was this great big barrel
of a man...
528
00:23:02,370 --> 00:23:03,610
with a white beard.
529
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,380
And the most amazing thing
happened... he said
530
00:23:06,410 --> 00:23:09,380
he wanted to buy absolutely
everything I had to sell.
531
00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:11,050
That's incredible, honey!
532
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,250
I'm so proud of you!
533
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,590
He handed me the money,
534
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,090
and the only thing
he asked me to do
535
00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:18,690
was deliver this package
to Alex P. Keaton.
536
00:23:18,720 --> 00:23:21,860
Thanks.
537
00:23:21,890 --> 00:23:24,360
This is the best Christmas
present in the world.
538
00:23:24,390 --> 00:23:26,970
- What do you make of this?
- Oh, uh, uh, I don't know.
539
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,960
I'm still in shock
from having a decent tree.
540
00:23:34,110 --> 00:23:35,910
Who's that from, Alex?
541
00:23:35,940 --> 00:23:37,780
A... friend. A friend.
542
00:23:37,810 --> 00:23:39,550
"Alex, if you're pure of heart,
543
00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:42,220
this should be as good
as the real thing."
544
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,350
Hey, it's him!
545
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,350
- It's him!
- It really is!
546
00:23:45,380 --> 00:23:46,590
It's Santa Claus!
547
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:49,860
Ho, ho, ho, ho!
548
00:23:49,890 --> 00:23:54,290
Merry Christmas!
Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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00:00:08,020 --> 00:00:13,370
6 сезон, 15 серия
«Чудеса в Коламбусе»
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00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:09,970
Первая партия готова.
Ммм, какие румяные!
4
00:01:10,010 --> 00:01:13,800
Рождественских печенек лучше
кухня Китонов ещё не видала.
5
00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:19,000
Так, секундочку.
А это что?
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00:01:19,060 --> 00:01:21,110
Откуда оно взялось?
7
00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,440
Алекс заставил меня сделать.
8
00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,950
По-моему, Алекс чересчур проникся
духом Рождества, как думаете?
9
00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:30,290
Не знаю, как он,
но я точно прониклась.
10
00:01:30,330 --> 00:01:31,890
Запах печенья
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и горячего сидра,
тёплые знаки доллара.
12
00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:36,560
И рождественские песни!
13
00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:40,100
? Бубенцы, бубенцы
весело звенят, ?
14
00:01:40,140 --> 00:01:42,700
? Едут сани за лошадкой,
по? снегу шуршат. ?
15
00:01:42,740 --> 00:01:43,700
Хэй.
16
00:01:43,740 --> 00:01:46,670
? Бубенцы, бубенцы
весело звенят, ?
17
00:01:46,710 --> 00:01:49,465
? Едут сани за лошадкой,
по? снегу шуршат. ?
18
00:01:49,505 --> 00:01:50,325
Хэй!
19
00:01:50,365 --> 00:01:53,440
? Мчаться по снежку
в санках налегке ?
20
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,045
? Через все поля
с улыбкой на лице. ?
21
00:01:57,085 --> 00:01:59,050
Ха-ха-ха!
22
00:01:59,090 --> 00:02:03,890
Люблю здесь подхихикнуть.
23
00:02:03,930 --> 00:02:07,190
? От упряжки звон,
душу не унять, ?
24
00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:10,710
? Как задорно ехать в санках,
песню напевать. ?
25
00:02:10,750 --> 00:02:11,595
О!
26
00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:14,950
? Бубенцы, бубенцы
весело звенят, ?
27
00:02:14,990 --> 00:02:18,165
? Едут сани за лошадкой,
по? снегу шуршат. ?
28
00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:19,225
Хэй!
29
00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:22,470
? Бубенцы, бубенцы
весело звенят, ?
30
00:02:22,510 --> 00:02:23,710
? Едут сани... ?
31
00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:26,370
Стойте, стойте, стойте, стойте.
32
00:02:26,410 --> 00:02:30,150
Всё, кранты веселью.
33
00:02:30,190 --> 00:02:32,470
Нет, нет. Я люблю Рождество
не меньше других.
34
00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,600
Просто не пойму,
как можно радоваться,
35
00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:37,820
когда объём розничной торговли
на праздники упал на 4 %.
36
00:02:37,860 --> 00:02:40,070
Алекс, Рейганы снова
прислали тебе открытку.
37
00:02:41,840 --> 00:02:44,110
«Дорогой Алекс,
как мы поживаем?»
38
00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,030
Открытку? И всё?
39
00:02:46,070 --> 00:02:49,430
Я посылал им гору варенья.
40
00:02:49,470 --> 00:02:52,620
А мне вчера пришла открытка
от «Лиги психологов Америки».
41
00:02:52,660 --> 00:02:54,800
Пожелали
«Уравновешенного Рождества
42
00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,870
и нормального Нового года».
43
00:02:56,910 --> 00:03:02,740
Пойду схожу к мистеру Кривсону,
закажу нам ёлку. Кто со мной?
44
00:03:02,780 --> 00:03:05,700
Стивен, мы же договаривались
в этом году купить ёлку не там.
45
00:03:05,740 --> 00:03:06,550
Но почему?
46
00:03:06,590 --> 00:03:09,180
Папа, ёлки мистера Кривсона
кошмарные.
47
00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:11,820
На них хвои с огнём не сыщешь.
48
00:03:11,860 --> 00:03:14,920
Мистер Кривсон –
один из последних в Огайо
49
00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,260
независимых поставщиков ёлок.
50
00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:20,090
Наш долг – на деле
поддерживать таких людей.
51
00:03:20,130 --> 00:03:21,600
Да, Кривсон нормальный чел.
52
00:03:21,640 --> 00:03:26,270
Это же у него лачужка с такими
кривыми, недоразвитыми ёлками?
53
00:03:26,310 --> 00:03:28,910
Ну... да, у него.
54
00:03:28,950 --> 00:03:31,410
Всегда было интересно,
кто его покупатели.
55
00:03:31,450 --> 00:03:33,510
Теперь знаешь.
56
00:03:33,550 --> 00:03:36,810
Я говорил с Кривсоном, и он
придержал для нас отличную ель.
57
00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:39,750
Надо дать ему шанс выкарабкаться.
Так кто со мной?
58
00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:45,290
Я пойду, пап.
Хочу посмотреть ёлки ниже меня.
59
00:03:45,330 --> 00:03:47,090
Я тоже в деле, мистер Китон.
60
00:03:47,130 --> 00:03:48,410
Очень любезно, Ник.
61
00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:51,300
Прямо в традиции братства
и доброхотства мужчин.
62
00:03:51,340 --> 00:03:54,580
Это меньшее, что я могу,
раз уж отмечаю Рождество с вами.
63
00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:57,440
Именно! Что?
64
00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,170
– С пра-праздником всех!
– Привет, Скип.
65
00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,600
Алекс, сделай мне
рождественское одолженьице.
66
00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:04,040
Каждый год я играю
Санта-Клауса в ТЦ, ну ты знаешь.
67
00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:05,530
В этом году у меня не выйдет.
68
00:04:05,570 --> 00:04:07,080
А что, уезжаешь на праздники?
69
00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:11,320
Нет, я буду страшным Снежным Йети
в новом торговом центре.
70
00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:13,850
Платят меньше,
но по карьере повышение.
71
00:04:13,890 --> 00:04:16,950
Это дополнит моё резюме
и даст мне возможность
72
00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,520
заполучить роль
Пасхального Зайца.
73
00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,460
Хочешь, чтоб Алекс сыграл Санту?
74
00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,650
Да он травмирует психику
целого поколения детей.
75
00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:25,940
Можешь не переживать.
76
00:04:25,980 --> 00:04:28,070
Сейчас мне точно
не до возгласов «хо-хо-хо!»
77
00:04:28,110 --> 00:04:30,010
и толпы превредных
спиногрызиков.
78
00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:31,270
10 долларов в час.
79
00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:34,280
«Хо-хо-хо!»
Хо-хо.
80
00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:40,710
Так-с, забываем про набор красок,
забываем про набор «Лего».
81
00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:51,215
Вместо этого... Санта тебе подарит
100 акций «Арамко Петролиум».
82
00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:57,060
Да, Санта крупненько вложился,
и в результате – хо-хо-хо!
83
00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:01,000
Хорошо поднялся.
84
00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,530
Спасибо, Санта.
85
00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:03,900
Всегда пожалуйста, дорогуша.
86
00:05:03,940 --> 00:05:09,850
Счастливого Рождества!
За Буша в 88-ом.
87
00:05:11,075 --> 00:05:13,880
Кто у нас следующий?
Как ты поживаешь?
88
00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,910
Со всякими эльфами не говорю.
Подавай мне главного.
89
00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:19,280
Эдвард, веди себя хорошо.
90
00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,750
Я всегда себя хорошо веду.
91
00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:24,210
Давай, крендель,
зажги это унылое шоу.
92
00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:29,430
Как скажешь, Эдвард.
93
00:05:29,470 --> 00:05:31,050
Ну-ка, иди на ручки.
94
00:05:31,090 --> 00:05:32,320
Вот так.
95
00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:35,770
Устраивайся и говори дедушке,
что ты хочешь на Рождество.
96
00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,200
Так, Санта, давай мне...
97
00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:40,500
Обожди, обожди, обожди.
98
00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:43,310
Поехали.
99
00:05:43,350 --> 00:05:46,040
Давай мне пожарную машину,
бейсбольную перчатку,
100
00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:49,210
железную дорогу, робота,
велик, магнитофон...
101
00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:51,980
не, давай сидюшник,
компьютер, футбольный мяч,
102
00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:54,390
квартиру на Манхэттене...
103
00:05:54,430 --> 00:05:56,820
Погодь!
Я ещё не закончил!
104
00:05:56,860 --> 00:05:59,100
Ребетёнок,
тебе не Санта-Клаус нужен,
105
00:05:59,140 --> 00:06:00,930
а бизнес-менеджер.
106
00:06:00,970 --> 00:06:02,315
Гуляй.
107
00:06:02,355 --> 00:06:06,840
Счастливого Рождества и весёлого
Нового финансового года.
108
00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,540
Предушевненько поговорили.
109
00:06:10,580 --> 00:06:12,800
Простите, Санта, к вам ещё можно?
110
00:06:12,840 --> 00:06:14,540
Хо-хо-хо!
111
00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:18,310
Надеюсь, вашей дочке
интересна товарная биржа.
112
00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:21,910
Смелее, милая, Санта
хочет тебе что-то сказать.
113
00:06:21,950 --> 00:06:23,820
Как звать тебя, голубушка?
114
00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:26,280
Мишель Дэвис.
115
00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:28,350
Мишель, что ты хочешь
на Рождество?
116
00:06:28,390 --> 00:06:30,290
– Ничего.
– Ну что ты, милая.
117
00:06:30,330 --> 00:06:32,220
Скажи Санте, что ты хочешь.
118
00:06:32,260 --> 00:06:35,660
Мама, я же говорила,
что не верю в Санта-Клауса.
119
00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:40,430
А?! Что?! Как?!
Ты в меня не веришь?
120
00:06:40,470 --> 00:06:44,370
Давай-ка, поди сюда.
Послушай меня, Мишель.
121
00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:47,310
Я – настоящий Санта-Клаус.
122
00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:49,120
Если ты Санта, почему тогда
123
00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:52,330
так много Санта-Клаусов
в других магазинах?
124
00:06:57,970 --> 00:07:02,050
А всё это потому, деточка...
125
00:07:02,090 --> 00:07:04,190
Видишь ли...
126
00:07:04,230 --> 00:07:07,360
Эльфы, выручайте.
127
00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,560
Санта у нас очень занятой...
128
00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,160
Да, точно! Точно. Занятой.
129
00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:17,000
И мне приходится просить
эльфов одеваться как я
130
00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,800
мне на подмену.
131
00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:22,180
Точно так же, как президент
Рейган не может быть повсюду
132
00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:24,860
и отправляет своих помощников
заместо себя.
133
00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:28,185
В него я тоже не верю.
134
00:07:31,340 --> 00:07:35,220
Давай, милая, скажи Санте.
Что ты хочешь на Рождество?
135
00:07:35,260 --> 00:07:36,170
Моего папу.
136
00:07:36,210 --> 00:07:38,850
Чтобы он приехал домой
на Рождество.
137
00:07:38,890 --> 00:07:43,290
Солнышко, но ты же знаешь,
что в этом году папа не может.
138
00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:46,350
Ты можешь сделать,
чтобы приехал папа?
139
00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:51,570
Послушай, Мишель.
140
00:07:51,610 --> 00:07:56,370
Мне жаль, но есть вещи,
неподвластные даже Санта-Клаусу.
141
00:07:56,410 --> 00:07:58,710
Никакой ты не Санта.
142
00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,380
Пойдём домой, мам?
143
00:08:00,420 --> 00:08:05,180
Может, сначала посмотрим
на эту чудесную ель?
144
00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:07,590
Постойте. Мне очень жаль.
145
00:08:07,630 --> 00:08:10,720
Обычно дети от меня без ума.
146
00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:12,890
Ничего. Вы тут не виноваты.
147
00:08:12,930 --> 00:08:15,660
Вы уже не первый Санта,
поставленный под сомнение.
148
00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:19,630
Что? Из-за бороды всё, да?
Или костюм не очень?
149
00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,780
Моё «хо-хо-хо» действует на нервы?
150
00:08:21,820 --> 00:08:25,170
На мои – так уж точно.
151
00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:28,610
Нет. Просто наш папа
весь в разъездах,
152
00:08:28,650 --> 00:08:31,340
год выдался
неудачным для бизнеса,
153
00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:33,890
приходится использовать
всякую возможность.
154
00:08:33,940 --> 00:08:37,480
И, увы, это не позволяет ему
быть дома на Рождество.
155
00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:39,680
Очень жалко.
156
00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,000
Но спасибо вам всем
за усердство.
157
00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:46,100
Пойдём, детка.
158
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:50,260
Сердце разрывается.
159
00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:54,600
Этот её взгляд,
эти слова: «Ты не Санта».
160
00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,480
Алекс, так ты и не Санта.
161
00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,980
Носом тыкать меня
не обязательно.
162
00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:01,960
Прости.
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Да и ты на эльфа
не сильно смахиваешь.
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Я и не спорю.
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Не понимаю. Я был в костюме,
с бородой, я выглядел, как Санта.
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Я должен, должен
что-то сделать.
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Запрыгивай на оленей
и улетай на Северный полюс.
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Твои благородные порывы
похвальны.
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Ещё бы они чаще раза в год
проявлялись.
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Дженнифер, будем брать
ношу по себе.
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Зачем же делать
проблему из ничего?
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Ёлка как ёлка.
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Ёлка, помещающаяся в пакет,
– это не ёлка!
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А по-моему, она очень милая.
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Во бензопила-то ревела,
когда валили эту малышку.
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Да, она не идеальна.
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Да это первая
рождественская ель,
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которую можно положить
под подарки.
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Пап, ты можешь хоть в этом году
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купить ёлку на обычном
рождественском развале?
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Ага! Давайте теперь
профинансируем
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один из этих безликих, шаблонных,
конформистских развалов.
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Да!
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Где все ели высокие и прямые.
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Да!
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Вам, поди, ещё подавай
зелёную да пушистую.
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Да!
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Мы готовы подвешивать носки.
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Отлично, пойдём.
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– Дружок.
– Это мой.
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Лапуля.
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Мы приготовили печенье
и молоко для Санты.
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Отлично. Где они?
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В носочке.
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А твой носок, Алекс?
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Не знаю, мам. Что-то нет
настроения в этом году.
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Алекс, какое же Рождество
без твоего праздничного носка?
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Ладно, хорошо.
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Пожалуйте.
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Как твой первый день в роли Санты?
Рождество в этом году состоится?
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Нормально. Нормально.
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Только вот девочка одна...
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Мишель.
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Она очень милая,
но очень грустная.
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Из-за чего же она грустит?
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Её отец работает в Рождество,
и его не будет дома.
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Ей всего 7 лет, а она уже
не верит в Санту.
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Это так неправильно
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видеть кого-то несчастным
в торговом центре.
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И я ничем не могу помочь...
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хотя хотел бы.
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Весёлого вам.
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Хо-хо-хо-хо!
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Ну класс. Как по учебнику.
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Как миссис Клаус поживает?
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Благодарствую, что спросил.
Хо-хо-хо!
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Она попростыла на днях
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и нынче почивает дома
под присмотром эльфов.
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Давай-ка, приятель, держать наши
салазки поближе к реальности, ага?
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Вообще-то, я не пользуюсь
салазками. Я езжу на санях.
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И ещё кое-что.
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Такие пуговицы я б не носил.
Да и ремень совсем никудышный.
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Где твоя борода?
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В шкафчике.
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А свою ты где надыбал,
на гаражной распродаже?
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Ого! Ты как такую отрастил?
Садовую мебель продаёшь?
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Нет, я обосновался
на Северном полюсе.
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А сюда прилетел
поспрошать ребятишек,
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что на праздник они хотят.
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Телепортируй меня, Скотти.
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Стойкий портфельчик, да?
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– Что?
– Портфельчик.
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С Рождества 73-го года.
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Да, с тех времён...
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А вам-то откуда знать?
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Неплохо помню тот год.
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Дай-ка подумать,
ты просил портфель,
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карманный калькулятор
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и прощение
для Ричарда Никсона.
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Ишь ты. Ну вы даёте!
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До сего времени, Алекс,
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с тобой у нас были больше
финансовые отношения.
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Но в этом году ты изменился.
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Мишель тебя растрогала.
И вот почему я здесь.
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«Скрытая камера», да?
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Точно. Это шоу.
Так где же он?
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Где он? Где он?
Ну же.
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Ведущий, выходи!
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Я вас раскусил!
Давай, дружище!
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Где камера? В подушках, да?
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Не надо. Щёкотно, Алекс!
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Это как живое желе...
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Так, шутки в сторону.
Посмеялись и хватит.
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Вы пытаетесь убедить меня,
что вы и есть Санта Клаус?
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Мне очень приятно,
что ты решил сыграть меня.
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Я знаю, ты подавлен из-за того,
что не можешь помочь Мишель.
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00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:25,070
Но ты всё делаешь правильно.
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Нельзя недооценивать
силу Рождества.
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Оно способно на чудеса.
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Не знаю, что делать.
Не знаю, как помочь Мишель.
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Следуй велению сердца, Алекс.
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Велению сердца.
Ещё бы вспомнить, как это.
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Не прибедняйся.
Сейчас тебя ведёт твоё сердце.
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Продолжай в том же духе.
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И не забывай:
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хорошие мысли и хорошие дела
не остаются без награды.
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Алекс, я бы и рад помочь.
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Но нет никакой возможности
в этом году доставить тебе «Порше».
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Но я же хорошо себя вёл!
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Санта!
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Санта, ты куда пропал?
Дети заждались.
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Вы не поверите,
кого я сейчас видел.
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Кого?
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Вот там, только что –
Санта-Клауса.
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Бедный Алекс. Попытка
проявить доброту к людям
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сыграла с тобой злую шутку, да?
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Алекс, давай ты приляжешь.
Мы с Дженнифер всё уладим.
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Нет-нет, ну что вы.
Какое прилечь?
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Забудьте. Девчат, вы понимаете,
что это Рождество?
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Нет, мы всегда так одеваемся.
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Ну же, толстяк, пошевеливайся!
Пасха уж на носу!
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Поди сюда, Эдвард.
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Даже не думай поднять
на меня руку.
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Адвокатская контора –
через дорогу.
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Не бойся, Эдвард. Присядь.
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00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:20,130
Эдвард, что Рождество
значит для тебя?
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Куча подарков!
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00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,770
Ладно. Хорошо.
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00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,300
А что если все подарки
мира достались бы тебе,
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и не с кем было бы поделиться?
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00:16:28,940 --> 00:16:32,630
Вот крутотень!
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00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:38,300
Если твоя мама не смогла бы увидеть,
как ты открываешь эти подарки,
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и ты не мог показать
подарки друзьям,
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а люди бы не пели
рождественские гимны
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и не заражали хорошим
настроением,
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тебя бы правда
радовали подарки?
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00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:51,240
Ну да, без людей
было бы не так весело.
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Вот. Вот.
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Ведь главное в Рождестве –
не подарки, Эдвард.
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А быть рядом с любящими
тебя людьми.
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Спасибо, Санта.
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00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:07,200
Мам, давай найдём другого Санту.
Этот меня печалит.
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Алекс. Алекс...
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00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:20,180
Ты проявил такую чуткость.
Тебя лихорадит?
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00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:24,350
Не знаю. Как будто Рождество
разлилось по венам.
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00:17:24,390 --> 00:17:25,690
Так и рвётся:
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? Стены падубом украсьте
Фа-ла-ла-ла-ла, ла-ла-ла-ла... ?
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00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,060
– Ч-ч-ч!
– Ничего не могу с собой поделать.
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00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:37,030
? Господь храни вас, господа,
избави от тревог... ?
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00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,540
Я не знаю, что это.
Оно само вырывается.
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? Привет, Долли, ?
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00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,640
? Да, привет, Долли. ?
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00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,400
? Как счастлив я, что ты... ?
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Мишель! Мишель, привет.
Помнишь меня?
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00:17:51,390 --> 00:17:53,780
Костюмчик такой сложно забыть.
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00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:56,320
Мишель, я должен сознаться.
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Я не Санта-Клаус. Я Алекс Китон.
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Но уверяю тебя,
Санта-Клаус существует.
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00:18:03,530 --> 00:18:06,330
И он знает о тебе.
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00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:09,830
Мишель, в прошлый раз
ты не взяла свой леденец.
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Иди сюда и выбирай любой.
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– Очень здорово.
– Послушайте.
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00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:18,480
Надеюсь, это уместно.
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00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:22,650
Я переживал за вашу дочку.
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00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:25,480
Не знаю. Может, всё из-за костюма.
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00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:29,120
Скажите, есть какие-то
новости от вашего мужа?
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Да, он звонил мне вчера,
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и он точно не успеет вернуться
домой к Рождеству.
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Мне очень жаль.
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00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,230
Но если вы с Мишель
не сильно заняты,
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могу я вас пригласить
сегодня к нам домой?
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00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,840
Мы с семьёй каждый год
отмечаем Сочельник,
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они будут очень рады
с вами познакомиться.
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00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,670
И у меня предчувствие,
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что это Рождество
станет особенным.
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Вуаля!
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00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:02,390
Ну что?
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00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,830
Ещё по песенке?
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00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,260
Конечно. Споём песнь
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этой прекрасной колючей
ёлочке от мистера Кривсона.
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00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:16,850
? Рождественский кактус,
рождественский кактус, ?
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00:19:16,890 --> 00:19:22,770
? Твои иглы такие...
ровные и колючие. ?
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00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:24,630
Уму непостижимо.
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00:19:24,670 --> 00:19:27,160
Ну что ты, в этом есть и плюсы.
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А именно?
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00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,830
Ник?
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00:19:29,870 --> 00:19:33,870
Справим Рождество
в стиле Дикого Запада.
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Точно.
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Это вполне соответствует.
Дождь мы тут вряд ли увидим.
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Элиза, я говорил с Кривсоном.
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Он обещал принести нам
сегодня потрясающую ель.
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Я ему верю.
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Ты прав.
Рождество же как-никак.
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Ёлка не так уж и важна,
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главное, что все мы вместе
на празднике.
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Лучше всех отпразднуем
Рождество с худшей в мире ёлкой.
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00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:04,690
Три года уже так делаем.
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Я открою.
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00:20:09,830 --> 00:20:12,540
О, приветствую, Скиппи.
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00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:14,210
Как вы меня узнали?
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00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:18,860
Обычно все Йети носят
контактные линзы.
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Не бойся, Энди.
Это всего лишь я, Скиппи.
363
00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:26,450
Спасибо, что сказал.
Я ужасно испугался.
364
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:28,510
Зайка, пора бы уже баиньки.
365
00:20:28,550 --> 00:20:30,570
Я хочу дождаться Санту.
366
00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:33,110
Слушай, Энди, я тоже хочу.
367
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:37,550
Каждый год пытаюсь
его дождаться, но засыпаю.
368
00:20:37,590 --> 00:20:39,880
И у меня та же проблема.
369
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:42,950
Что скажете, если нам
напиться кофе?
370
00:20:45,510 --> 00:20:50,300
Вот вам и 3 волхва.
371
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,960
Минутку внимания.
372
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,130
Разрешите представить
моих друзей.
373
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,030
Это Бет и Мишель Дэвис.
374
00:20:56,070 --> 00:20:57,770
– Здравствуйте.
– Приятно познакомиться.
375
00:20:57,810 --> 00:21:00,170
На кой вам кактус?
376
00:21:00,210 --> 00:21:02,870
Мишель, будь повежливее.
377
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:05,240
Зачем вам кактус?
378
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,680
– Привет.
– Привет.
379
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,680
Хочешь повесить
носок на камин?
380
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,150
У меня его нет.
381
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:15,720
Можешь взять мой.
В нём уже молоко и печеньки.
382
00:21:15,770 --> 00:21:17,190
Садитесь, пожалуйста.
383
00:21:17,230 --> 00:21:21,445
Да, чувствуйте себя как дома.
Я сейчас.
384
00:21:21,485 --> 00:21:23,160
Мистер Кривсон!
385
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,660
– Мистер Китон!
– Салют.
386
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,330
– С Рождеством!
– Здрасьте.
387
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:30,300
Я тут подумал о вашей
проблемке с ёлкой, и, в общем...
388
00:21:30,340 --> 00:21:33,110
У меня для вас сюрприз! Да!
389
00:21:33,150 --> 00:21:34,810
О, мистер Кривсон!
390
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,070
Какая красавица! Шик!
391
00:21:37,110 --> 00:21:37,890
Она прекрасна!
392
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,750
Она прекрасна!
393
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,810
Настоящая красавица.
394
00:21:43,850 --> 00:21:46,050
Вот теперь есть дух Рождества.
395
00:21:46,090 --> 00:21:49,510
И для полного счастья...
396
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,040
Тебе весело, Мишель?
397
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:16,700
Ага. Мы с Энди собираемся
пожениться.
398
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,180
Мишель, спасибо,
что заглянула на огонёк.
399
00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:22,090
Ты украсила нам Рождество.
400
00:22:22,130 --> 00:22:23,950
Спасибо, Алекс.
401
00:22:23,990 --> 00:22:25,970
Я открою.
402
00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:29,230
Здравствуйте.
Чем могу помочь?
403
00:22:29,270 --> 00:22:31,230
Я ищу Алекса П. Китона.
404
00:22:31,270 --> 00:22:32,230
Алекс, тут к тебе.
405
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,160
Ага.
406
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,900
– Здрасьте, это я Алекс.
– Привет.
407
00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:37,070
Меня зовут Рэй Дэвис.
408
00:22:37,110 --> 00:22:38,270
Папочка!
409
00:22:38,310 --> 00:22:39,740
Мишель!
410
00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:42,240
Рэй?
411
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,040
– Но как?
– Дорогая.
412
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:45,540
Бывает же такое.
413
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,010
Как вы тут оказались?
414
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,680
Мы познакомились с Алексом и...
415
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:51,150
Длинная история.
А ты как здесь?
416
00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:55,400
Я был в Северной Дакоте.
Ужасный день. Ничего не продал.
417
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:58,390
Уже возвращался в мотель,
чтобы позвонить вам.
418
00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:00,020
Но у двери меня ждал
419
00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:03,560
огромный пузатый человек
с седой бородой.
420
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,330
И самое удивительное –
421
00:23:06,370 --> 00:23:09,330
он хотел купить у меня
абсолютно всё.
422
00:23:09,370 --> 00:23:11,000
Невероятно.
423
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:13,200
Ты такой молодец.
424
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:16,040
Он рассчитался, и единственное,
что попросил сделать –
425
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,640
доставить эту посылку
Алексу П. Китону.
426
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,810
Спасибо.
427
00:23:21,850 --> 00:23:24,310
Это самый лучший
рождественский подарок.
428
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:26,440
Ты можешь в такое поверить?
429
00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:34,050
Что? Не знаю. Всё никак не могу
отойти от этой прекрасной ели.
430
00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:35,860
От кого посылка, Алекс?
431
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,730
От друга. От друга.
432
00:23:37,770 --> 00:23:42,170
«Алекс, если сердцем ты чист, эта
модель будет не хуже настоящей».
433
00:23:42,210 --> 00:23:43,300
Смотрите, это он!
434
00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:45,300
– Это он!
– Правда он!
435
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,560
Там Санта-Клаус!
436
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,810
<i>Хо-хо-хо!</i>
437
00:23:49,850 --> 00:23:55,020
<i>С Рождеством всех!
Хо-хо-хо!..</i>
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