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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 5
"Mrs. Wrong, Part 1"
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- Who's that?
- You.
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Who am I?
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- My Mommy.
- That's right.
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And who's that pretty girl?
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- Jennifer.
- Who's Jennifer?
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- My sister.
- That's right.
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- Who is that?
- Alex.
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Who is Alex?
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Alex is king.
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There you go, Andy.
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Alex, that is discreditable.
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What you must have gone
through to get him to say that?
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Mom, why can't you
just accept it?
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That happens to be Andrew's
personal assessment of me.
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It may change,
but for now...
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Alex is king.
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Mallory, where have you been?
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I expected you here
an hour ago.
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Well, I don't expect to be late.
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I had a conference
with one of my professors.
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You have actual professors
at Grant College?
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I thought they just had those
instructional records.
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And I can't believe how much
work there is in college.
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I've got three papers
due next week,
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two tests, and a multimedia
presentation to give.
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I'm never gonna get
through all this.
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Well, you didn't forget
you sat your babysit
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for Andrew tonight, did you?
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No, I didn't forget.
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Nick's come be over
in a few minutes.
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Great. Now you have
two people to babysit.
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Alex, I've told you
a hundred times,
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when you take
a phone message for me,
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write down who called,
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when they called,
and what it was about.
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I did. Look.
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"Somebody dumb
called..."
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"Sometime today,
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about something
trivial."
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Alex, this could be
any one of my friends,
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and you know it.
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Mallory, it was your
turn to do the laundry today.
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And I did it for you
last week too.
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I can't do all of your chores
for you. I've got a live, too.
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No. You people don't seem
to understand
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the pressure I'm under.
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I'm 18 years old now.
I'm going to college.
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I've got tests and courses
I've never even heard of.
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I've got all these
new responsibilities.
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I'm not the high school
Mallory anymore.
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The college Mallory
doesn't have time for chores.
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I liked the high school
Mallory
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better than
the college Mallory.
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I think the whole line
should be discontinued.
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Mallory, take it easy now.
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We know you're going through
a difficult period here,
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but everyone is gonna have
to make some adjustments.
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All I'm saying is that
I'm working very hard now,
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I'm trying.
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And if people,
and you know who you are,
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just get off my case
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for every little
nitpicking thing,
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everything will be
just fine.
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Well, Mallory, is it
absolutely necessary
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for you to use my razor
and my shaving cream?
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Fine. Great.
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Don't want me to shave
my legs. That's great.
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I'll just completely
stop shaving and be an ape.
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Will that
make you happy?
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I don't think I could
be happier than this.
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I get home from a hard day
and all I get is grief.
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You're all against me.
Why you just admit it?
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Hi, Mallory.
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Except for Andrew.
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Andrew's loves me,
but he's the only one.
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Yeah, but his skull hasn't
completely hardened yet.
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What has gotten
into you, Mallory?
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Me? Oh, nothing's
gotten into me.
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I'm just tired
of being picked on, that's all.
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I mean no matter what I do,
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there's somebody around the
corner ready to criticize me.
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Nobody picks on Jennifer.
No.
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Nobody picks on Alex.
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I mean, why?
I just want to know why.
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Alex is king.
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Is Andy asleep yet?
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Ah, just about.
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You know, I think he's
been spending
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too much time with Alex.
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Why?
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He's sleeping
in a suit and tie.
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That's why it's good that
you're around, Nick.
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You're a role model for him.
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I like kids. You know,
they're so childish.
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You know,
this is the first time
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I've been alone
in the house for over a month.
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You want me to go?
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No. I want you to stay.
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You know, I wish it could be
just you and me all the time.
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Me too.
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It's so nice when
you and I are alone, Nick.
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And I feel so
comfortable with you.
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You don't ask me to do
my homework or do the laundry,
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I don't even have to think
when I'm around you.
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Yeah.
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I know.
Isn't it great?
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Wouldn't it be great
if this was just our place?
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We could decorate it
the way we want to.
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Pink curtains on the windows.
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Your sculptures
by the fireplace.
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My fashion magazines
arranged in a fan
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on the coffee table.
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Nice, yeah. A can of motor oil
on the mantel,
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placed just so.
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You know what
I'm starting to think?
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The motor oil
go better on the table?
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No.
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I'm starting to think
we should get married.
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Boy, was I way off.
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I'm serious, Nick.
What do you think?
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Let's get married.
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W-w-wait just a minute here.
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You want to marry me?
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Wouldn't ask you
if I didn't mean it.
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This is great.
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I never dreamt it would
happen this way.
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I mean, usually the guy
asks, am I right?
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Nick, this makes
perfect sense.
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We'll have our own place where
nobody's telling us what to do.
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We wouldn't have to do laundry
for weeks if we don't want to.
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In that case,
I accept.
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Our lives together
will be so perfect.
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I mean I'll have none
of these petty problems
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I have around the house now.
It would be like a dream.
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Mallory...
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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All right.
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Break it up.
Break it up, will you?
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Higher primate
coming through.
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Should we tell him?
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Tell him what?
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You know.
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Oh, about getting
married. Yeah.
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What?
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I'm sor..., I'd...
What did you say?
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That's right, Alex.
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Nick and I are
going to get married.
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No, no, no, no.
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No.
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No. You two
can't get married.
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You can't even
feed yourselves.
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Hey, uh...
little brother-in-law,
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it's a delight
to join this family.
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No, Nick. This family
is quite full.
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Try the Handlemans
next door.
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You know, you're
the first to know, Alex.
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I mean it. I mean it.
Come on!
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God! You two alone?
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Who's going to
take care of you?
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Who's going to
pay the rent?
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Who's going to
work the appliances?
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Alex, you're not thinking.
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I'm gonna get married.
I'm gonna move out of this house.
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Ow!
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I'm torn.
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I admit it, I'm torn.
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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That's not
what's going to happen.
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You two are gonna
get married,
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and you both are gonna
live in this house.
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No way, Mallory.
You're not gonna do this to me.
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Why does everything I do
somehow involve you?
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Because I am the center
of your universe.
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Not anymore, Alex,
I'm getting out.
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What's all that noise?
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Andrew, Andrew, you're not
going to believe this.
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Mallory and Nick
are getting married.
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Hey!
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в™Є I love you
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в™Є Mallory
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в™Є I love you
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в™Є And you love me
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в™Є I can't believe
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в™Є That you
proposed to me в™Є
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в™Є Marry me
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в™Є Mallory
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Pretty good.
Pretty good.
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Do you know this one?
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в™Є If you marry my sister
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в™Є My father's
going to kill you в™Є
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Hi, fiancГ©.
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All right, all right.
All right, okay.
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Come on. Look,
this has got to stop.
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You got to read
this article.
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What am I talking about?
Let me read it to you.
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"80% of all marriages between
a m-man and a woman
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under the age of 21
end in divorce."
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So, uh, we got
a 50-50 chance, right?
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Alex, this is none
of your business.
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We should never
even told you.
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Yeah, well, you did tell me.
So it is my business.
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I'm coming back
with more statistics.
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Do not get married
until I return.
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Oh, Nick. That's them.
We have to tell them.
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Okay, calm down.
Let me handle it.
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You know, there is
nothing to worry about.
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Your parents and I
have come a long way.
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I'll ask for their
permission to marry you.
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It is my place to do it.
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If you're nervous about it,
I'll do it.
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No-no-no.
I gotta do it.
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I mean, you asked me
to marry you,
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let me ask them
for permission.
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Okay.
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Hi, folks.
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Hey.
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Uh, Mr. Keaton,
Mrs. Keaton, uh...
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There's something
I'd like to tell you,
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if you have
a moment, that is.
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I mean, there is something
I'd like to ask you,
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if you have
a moment, that is.
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Do you have
a moment, dear?
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Yes, I do, dear.
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We do, Nick.
What is it?
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Well, uh, sir,
and ma'am,
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What I'd like to tell you
is that Mallory and I
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would like to get
m-mahlkinned.
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Mallory and you would
like to get m-mahlkinned?
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I don't see why not.
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Let me ask you this.
What language are you speaking?
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Uh, Mr. Keaton.
Mrs. Keaton.
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Mallory and I
would like to get married.
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My wife and I are going to
step out of this room,
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and then we're
going to step back in,
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and you are going to
tell us something else.
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Elyse?
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Mom, Dad, Nick and I
would like to get married.
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And who's this, Andy?
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Mallory,
my sister.
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And who's this?
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- Nick.
- And who is Nick?
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My brother-in-law.
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I don't see why you're
so upset about it, Mom.
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They're young.
They're in love.
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The whole world's
against them.
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It's so romantic.
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Jennifer, this is not
West Side Story.
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This is your sister about to make
the biggest mistake of her life.
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Andy and I think
it's romantic.
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And it's completely
devastated your father.
254
00:13:31,510 --> 00:13:37,716
в™Є Nobody knows
the trouble I seen в™Є
255
00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:43,577
в™Є Nobody knows
my sorrow в™Є
256
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:45,980
Dad's out of control.
257
00:13:48,714 --> 00:13:51,037
Has Mallory been down?
258
00:13:51,067 --> 00:13:53,357
No. She's been up
in her room all day
259
00:13:53,387 --> 00:13:55,477
looking at china patterns.
260
00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:57,936
She wants us to set
a date for her wedding.
261
00:13:57,966 --> 00:14:03,107
в™Є Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white... в™Є
262
00:14:03,137 --> 00:14:04,836
We have to talk to her, Elyse.
263
00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:06,867
We have to make her
understand.
264
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,847
Steven, what else can we say?
265
00:14:08,877 --> 00:14:10,357
We've been already said
a hundred times.
266
00:14:10,387 --> 00:14:12,927
The fact is she has a heart set
on marrying Nick.
267
00:14:12,957 --> 00:14:13,997
And the more we protest,
268
00:14:14,027 --> 00:14:16,066
the more determined
she has to do it.
269
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:19,477
в™Є Old Man River
270
00:14:19,507 --> 00:14:23,377
в™Є That Old Man River в™Є
271
00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:27,104
Please stop
singing spirituals.
272
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,807
Was I? I'm sorry.
I wasn't aware of it.
273
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:34,216
Mom, Dad, I want you
to meet Gregg Curran.
274
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:36,176
Gregg is a fraternity
brother of mine.
275
00:14:36,206 --> 00:14:38,277
This is my mother Elyse Keaton.
My father, Steven Keaton.
276
00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:39,857
- Gregg, good to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
277
00:14:39,887 --> 00:14:41,177
Gregg is here
for dinner,
278
00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:44,480
and if all goes well,
to marry Mallory.
279
00:14:48,748 --> 00:14:50,367
What are we having, Elyse?
280
00:14:50,397 --> 00:14:53,907
Something Gregg likes,
I hope.
281
00:14:53,937 --> 00:14:56,377
You never said anything
about marriage, Alex.
282
00:14:56,407 --> 00:14:58,787
You just asked me
to come and meet your sister.
283
00:14:58,817 --> 00:15:00,707
Oh, that's, uh...
284
00:15:00,737 --> 00:15:05,210
That's all you're gonna do...
today, Gregg.
285
00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:11,077
Tomorrow - tomorrow
is a big day for you.
286
00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:14,946
Picking out the ring,
caterer, tuxedos.
287
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:16,807
Alex, this is no solution.
288
00:15:16,837 --> 00:15:20,677
Don't stifle for the boy's
creativity, Elyse.
289
00:15:20,707 --> 00:15:22,217
Mallory, I brought
you something.
290
00:15:22,247 --> 00:15:24,547
I mean, I want you to...
291
00:15:24,577 --> 00:15:27,246
I want you to meet someone.
Mallory Keaton, Gregg Curran.
292
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,150
- Hello.
- Hi.
293
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:34,982
Well, you two are
really hitting it off.
294
00:15:36,297 --> 00:15:39,154
Let's leave these
two lovebirds alone.
295
00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:45,837
Alex, this is the lowest
you've ever sunk.
296
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:47,227
Oh, come on, Mallory.
297
00:15:47,257 --> 00:15:48,847
Look, you don't know
what you're passing up here.
298
00:15:48,877 --> 00:15:50,056
Take a look at this guy...
299
00:15:50,086 --> 00:15:53,125
He's handsome,
he's well-dressed,
300
00:15:53,155 --> 00:15:55,187
he is genetically
incapable
301
00:15:55,217 --> 00:15:58,606
of making less
than $50,000 a year.
302
00:15:58,636 --> 00:16:02,550
Mallory, you don't
take him, I will.
303
00:16:05,291 --> 00:16:07,517
You don't understand.
304
00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:08,927
I don't want to
meet anyone else.
305
00:16:08,957 --> 00:16:10,957
I've already met
the man of my dreams.
306
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:14,737
It's Nick. I love him,
and I'm going to marry him.
307
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,337
Ah, Gregg.
308
00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:26,427
Gregg, listen, sorry this
didn't work out.
309
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:29,327
I'm sorry you
can't stay for dinner.
310
00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:32,102
Can't I get
something to go?
311
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:39,980
Gregg's gone.
312
00:16:41,410 --> 00:16:44,377
Steven, what are we
going to do?
313
00:16:44,407 --> 00:16:48,076
Elyse, we'll try to be reasonable
as always, but failing that,
314
00:16:48,106 --> 00:16:51,047
we have no choice -
we've got to ground her,
315
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,797
Keep her from seeing Nick.
316
00:16:52,827 --> 00:16:55,976
Ground her as she's never
been ground before.
317
00:16:56,006 --> 00:16:58,747
Ground her deep,
ground her wide,
318
00:16:58,777 --> 00:17:01,777
and ground her long.
319
00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:05,316
I agree. If we have to,
we'll ground her.
320
00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:08,331
в™Є Swing low
321
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:13,210
в™Є Sweet chariot
322
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:21,746
в™Є Coming for to
carry me home в™Є
323
00:17:21,776 --> 00:17:25,246
в™Є Swing low
324
00:17:25,276 --> 00:17:30,207
в™Є Sweet chariot
325
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:38,210
в™Є Coming for to
carry me home в™Є
326
00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,265
Perhaps we should get
to the matter at hand.
327
00:17:56,295 --> 00:17:58,946
Hey. Let her rip.
328
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:01,807
Well, Nick, we asked you
to come have tea
329
00:18:01,837 --> 00:18:04,157
and crumpets with us
330
00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:06,467
to make sure you
understand our position.
331
00:18:06,497 --> 00:18:08,337
With all do respect,
332
00:18:08,367 --> 00:18:11,047
I know that you are not
completely in support
333
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:12,655
of our getting married.
334
00:18:12,685 --> 00:18:14,436
You misunderstand
our position, Nick.
335
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:18,937
We've mulled this idea over,
and we really hate it.
336
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,767
Nick.
337
00:18:23,797 --> 00:18:26,125
I didn't know
you were coming over.
338
00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:29,325
Yeah, your parents invited me.
They wanted to have a little talk.
339
00:18:29,355 --> 00:18:30,627
Oh, no.
340
00:18:30,657 --> 00:18:32,417
Now don't jump to
any conclusions, Mallory.
341
00:18:32,447 --> 00:18:34,937
We just wanted to give Nick
an opportunity to explain
342
00:18:34,967 --> 00:18:37,691
why he's doing this
terrible thing to our family.
343
00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:40,830
More tea, Nick?
344
00:18:43,182 --> 00:18:45,887
How could you do this?
345
00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,467
Nick, would you
mind leaving?
346
00:18:47,497 --> 00:18:49,427
I want to talk
to my parents alone.
347
00:18:49,457 --> 00:18:50,557
Okay.
348
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,730
Mr. Keaton.
Mrs. Keaton.
349
00:18:53,565 --> 00:18:55,000
Hey.
350
00:18:58,668 --> 00:19:01,277
I cannot believe you did that
behind my back.
351
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,097
This supposed yo be
the happiest time of my life.
352
00:19:03,127 --> 00:19:04,327
But you're ruining it.
353
00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:05,997
We're not meaning, too, honey.
354
00:19:06,027 --> 00:19:08,587
We just know you're
not ready to get married.
355
00:19:08,617 --> 00:19:10,457
I am as ready as I can be.
356
00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:12,827
You know it. You're just saying
that because it's Nick.
357
00:19:12,857 --> 00:19:15,196
Admit it,
you can't stand Nick.
358
00:19:15,226 --> 00:19:18,757
Okay. I can't stand Nick,
359
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:21,417
but you could be
marrying Saint Nick,
360
00:19:21,447 --> 00:19:24,296
and I'd say the same thing
you're not ready.
361
00:19:24,326 --> 00:19:26,527
It's just so unrealistic,
Mallory.
362
00:19:26,557 --> 00:19:28,467
You two can't begin
to support each other.
363
00:19:28,497 --> 00:19:29,477
You thought about that?
364
00:19:29,507 --> 00:19:31,657
No. I can work
and Nick can, too.
365
00:19:31,687 --> 00:19:33,627
Well, what about college?
366
00:19:33,657 --> 00:19:36,606
It doesn't matter now.
Nick is what matters.
367
00:19:36,636 --> 00:19:38,677
We both want to get married,
and we're gonna do it.
368
00:19:38,707 --> 00:19:40,317
It's gonna work out.
369
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,927
We can live on love.
370
00:19:41,957 --> 00:19:45,330
в™Є Tote that barge,
lift that bale в™Є
371
00:19:49,429 --> 00:19:51,127
Mallory.
372
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,937
You know how much
we love you. Listen to us.
373
00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:55,996
The chances of this
not working out
374
00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:57,286
are so great.
375
00:19:57,316 --> 00:19:59,477
Give yourself some time.
You're so young.
376
00:19:59,507 --> 00:20:01,257
You got so much ahead of you.
377
00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,747
So young?
378
00:20:02,777 --> 00:20:05,306
Now, how old were you two
when you got married?
379
00:20:05,336 --> 00:20:07,887
I forget.
380
00:20:07,917 --> 00:20:09,807
You were 19.
Both of you.
381
00:20:09,837 --> 00:20:12,177
Well, you got married, and look
how it worked out for you.
382
00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:15,580
It hasn't worked out
that great.
383
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,707
Right, Elyse?
384
00:20:18,737 --> 00:20:20,680
Right. It's a mess.
385
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,807
And we can't let you
386
00:20:23,837 --> 00:20:27,277
make the same
terrible mistake we did.
387
00:20:27,307 --> 00:20:29,227
Nick and I are
gonna get married.
388
00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:31,195
And there's nothing
you can do to stop us.
389
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:33,387
Get this in your head, young lady.
390
00:20:33,417 --> 00:20:35,237
You're not marrying Nick
or anyone else,
391
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:36,857
not until we're ready!
392
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:38,227
No.
393
00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:40,787
Well, until you can
start thinking clearly,
394
00:20:40,817 --> 00:20:43,396
you're grounded!
395
00:20:43,426 --> 00:20:46,336
That's right.
You're grounded.
396
00:20:46,366 --> 00:20:49,357
What?
Are you joking?
397
00:20:49,387 --> 00:20:51,797
You can't ground me.
I'm 18 years old.
398
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,457
I don't even have to
live here.
399
00:20:53,487 --> 00:20:55,696
Oh, really?
400
00:20:55,726 --> 00:20:56,927
Really.
401
00:20:56,957 --> 00:20:58,297
I can't believe this!
402
00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:00,296
You can't ground me
'cause I want to get married.
403
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:01,436
Oh, no?
404
00:21:01,466 --> 00:21:03,957
No! I'm an adult.
I'm legal.
405
00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:05,627
And you can't ground
a marriage.
406
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:07,295
What are you gonna do?
Ground Nick, too?
407
00:21:07,325 --> 00:21:09,130
We're looking
into that.
408
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,687
Can I talk to you
a minute, Steven?
409
00:21:12,717 --> 00:21:13,868
You surely may.
410
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:16,947
She's right, Steven.
411
00:21:16,977 --> 00:21:18,687
We can't ground
someone her age.
412
00:21:18,717 --> 00:21:19,827
But we've always grounded.
413
00:21:19,857 --> 00:21:22,557
We used to it.
It's worked so well for us.
414
00:21:22,587 --> 00:21:23,797
We can't.
415
00:21:23,827 --> 00:21:25,437
But how can we keep her
416
00:21:25,467 --> 00:21:28,127
if they take that away from us,
what have we got left?
417
00:21:28,157 --> 00:21:31,887
An adult relationship
based on respect and love,
418
00:21:31,917 --> 00:21:35,314
a caring alliance of equals.
419
00:21:39,662 --> 00:21:42,468
Grounding's better.
420
00:21:51,548 --> 00:21:54,057
My parents will never
let me get married.
421
00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:55,527
They tried to ground me.
Can you believe it?
422
00:21:55,557 --> 00:21:57,615
I'm so angry
I could scream.
423
00:21:57,645 --> 00:21:58,947
Go ahead, scream.
424
00:21:58,977 --> 00:22:01,896
Everybody screams
in this building.
425
00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:04,327
No. It won't help.
I'm just so...
426
00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:06,557
Uhh!
427
00:22:06,587 --> 00:22:08,696
You may hit the heavy-bag.
428
00:22:08,726 --> 00:22:09,757
No.
429
00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:10,847
No, really. I mean it.
430
00:22:10,877 --> 00:22:13,548
Come on, just give it a try, huh?
It works for me.
431
00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:16,596
All right. All right.
Here, watch.
432
00:22:16,626 --> 00:22:20,645
Don't tell me I ain't got no right
to look in your garbage can...
433
00:22:22,468 --> 00:22:24,640
'Cause I do.
434
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,896
Huh? All right?
435
00:22:26,926 --> 00:22:29,297
Come on, come here.
Just get it out.
436
00:22:29,327 --> 00:22:32,000
Say what's on your mind,
and whale into it with all you got.
437
00:22:35,834 --> 00:22:38,836
I want my parents
to understand I'm 18,
438
00:22:38,866 --> 00:22:42,022
and I got some rights.
439
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,796
All right. That's it.
Now you're talking.
440
00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:49,763
All right, come on.
441
00:22:49,793 --> 00:22:53,160
I love you, and I
want to marry you.
442
00:22:53,565 --> 00:22:56,267
And if I want to get married,
I can get married.
443
00:22:56,297 --> 00:22:58,247
And nobody can tell me I can't!
444
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,957
Not with a right like that
they ain't gonna tell you.
445
00:23:00,987 --> 00:23:03,657
I want my own apartment!
I want my own furniture!
446
00:23:03,687 --> 00:23:05,467
I want my own life!
447
00:23:05,497 --> 00:23:07,217
You definitely
know what you want.
448
00:23:07,247 --> 00:23:10,287
I want to elope, Nick.
449
00:23:10,317 --> 00:23:11,652
Okay, uh...
450
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,516
I know this justice of the peace
in New Jersey.
451
00:23:13,546 --> 00:23:16,060
My cousin uses him a lot.
452
00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,687
I want to get married, Nick.
453
00:23:19,717 --> 00:23:22,000
I want to get married
tomorrow.
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00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:07,030
СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
2
00:00:07,070 --> 00:00:12,380
5 сезон, 5 серия
«Миссис Плохая. Часть 1»
3
00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,347
– Кто это?
– Ты.
4
00:01:05,387 --> 00:01:06,527
А кто я?
5
00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,227
– Мамуля.
– Правильно.
6
00:01:08,267 --> 00:01:09,957
А кто эта милашка?
7
00:01:09,997 --> 00:01:11,976
– Дженнифер.
– А кто такая Дженнифер?
8
00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:13,327
– Сестрёнка.
– Правильно.
9
00:01:13,367 --> 00:01:15,827
– А это?
– Алекс.
10
00:01:15,867 --> 00:01:17,137
Кто такой Алекс?
11
00:01:17,177 --> 00:01:20,240
Алекс – король.
12
00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:24,087
Всё верно, Энди.
13
00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:26,517
Алекс, тебе не стыдно?
14
00:01:26,557 --> 00:01:30,057
Что же ты сделал, чтобы
заставить его сказать такое?
15
00:01:30,097 --> 00:01:32,277
Ма, почему бы просто
не принять это?
16
00:01:32,317 --> 00:01:35,467
Такова уж личная оценка Энди.
17
00:01:35,507 --> 00:01:37,727
Возможно, она поменяется,
но сейчас...
18
00:01:37,767 --> 00:01:39,660
Алекс – король.
19
00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:44,300
Мэллори, где пропадала?
20
00:01:44,340 --> 00:01:46,447
Уже час ты должна быть дома.
21
00:01:46,487 --> 00:01:50,697
Я не специально, нас
в колледже препод задержал.
22
00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:53,597
У вас в Гранте есть
настоящие преподаватели?
23
00:01:53,637 --> 00:01:56,957
Я думал, там используют
обучающие пластинки.
24
00:01:56,997 --> 00:01:59,517
В этом колледже столько учёбы.
25
00:01:59,557 --> 00:02:01,797
Через неделю нам
сдавать 3 курсовые,
26
00:02:01,837 --> 00:02:04,367
2 теста
и ещё презентацию.
27
00:02:04,407 --> 00:02:06,037
Мне в жизни всё не сделать.
28
00:02:06,077 --> 00:02:08,557
Ты ведь не забыла, что сегодня
твоя очередь сидеть с Эндрю?
29
00:02:08,597 --> 00:02:11,297
Я помню.
Ник уже скоро приедет.
30
00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:15,527
Класс. Теперь тебе следить
за двумя детьми.
31
00:02:15,567 --> 00:02:19,427
Алекс, я 100 раз тебя просила:
если звонят мне,
32
00:02:19,467 --> 00:02:22,347
пиши, кто звонил, когда
и по какому поводу.
33
00:02:22,387 --> 00:02:25,640
Я так сделал. Смотри.
34
00:02:25,680 --> 00:02:30,295
«Звонила какая-то глупёха.
35
00:02:32,125 --> 00:02:37,630
Когда-то сегодня,
по поводу какой-то фигни».
36
00:02:38,980 --> 00:02:42,870
Это может быть любая
из моих подруг, и ты это знаешь.
37
00:02:46,130 --> 00:02:48,927
Мэллори, сегодня твоя
очередь стирать.
38
00:02:48,967 --> 00:02:50,847
И на прошлой неделе
тоже я стирала.
39
00:02:50,887 --> 00:02:54,187
Я не могу делать всё за тебя.
У меня, вообще-то, своя жизнь.
40
00:02:54,227 --> 00:02:57,177
Вы, похоже, не понимаете,
под каким я давлением.
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Мне уже 18.
Я учусь в колледже.
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У меня контрольные
по неведомым мне предметам.
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Целая куча новых обязанностей.
Я уже не Мэллори-школьница.
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У нынешней меня нет времени
на эту работу по дому.
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Мэллори-школьница нравилась
мне больше Мэллори-студентки.
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А по мне, всю линейку
надо снять с производства.
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Мэллори, относись ко всему проще.
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У тебя трудный период в жизни,
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но каждый должен как-то
приспосабливаться.
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Сейчас я стараюсь
изо всех сил, очень.
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Но если люди,
сами знаете какие,
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не будут дёргать меня
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по каждой мелочи,
всё будет отлично.
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Мэллори, а тебе обязательно
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пользоваться моей бритвой
и кремом для бритья?
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Ну что, классно.
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Ноги мне теперь, значит,
не брить. Отлично.
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И вообще не бриться
и стать обезьяной.
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Тебя это осчастливит?
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Да уж куда счастливее.
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Я прихожу домой, выжатая как лимон,
и мне ещё треплют нервы.
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Признайте, вы все против меня!
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Привет, Мэлли.
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Кроме Эндрю.
Только он меня и любит.
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У него череп ещё не до конца
сформировался.
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Мэллори, что на тебя нашло?
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На меня?
Ничего, всё прекрасно.
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Просто достало,
что ко мне цепляются.
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Что бы я ни делала,
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рядом всегда найдётся кто-то,
готовый меня упрекнуть.
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Никто не придирается
к Дженнифер. Нет.
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Никто не катит бочку на Алекса.
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Почему?
Вы мне скажите, почему?
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Алекс – король.
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Энди уснул?
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Да, кое-как.
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Думаю, он слишком много
общается с Алексом.
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Почему?
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Он спит в костюме и галстуке.
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Поэтому хорошо, что ты здесь.
Ты для него пример.
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Мне нравятся дети.
Знаешь, такие детские.
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А ведь сегодня я дома одна
впервые за месяц.
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Хочешь, чтоб я ушёл?
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Нет, ну что ты. Вот бы мы
всегда были только вдвоём.
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Хорошо бы.
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Так здорово, Ник, когда мы вдвоём.
Мне с тобой так комфортно.
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Не просишь меня делать
домашнюю работу или стирать,
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мне и думать даже не надо,
когда ты рядом.
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Да.
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Знаю. Клёво, да?
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А как было бы классно,
будь у нас своё гнёздышко.
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Мы бы сами его обставили:
розовые занавески на окнах,
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твои скульптуры у камина,
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модные журналы разложены
веером на журнальном столике.
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Ага. Канистра машинного масла
на полке у камина стоит себе.
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Знаешь, что мне пришло в голову?
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Канистру лучше
на стол поставить.
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Нет.
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Что мы должны пожениться.
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Блин, это сильно я промахнулся.
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Серьёзно, Ник. Что думаешь?
Давай поженимся.
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Так, давай-ка темп
немного сбавим.
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Ты хочешь выйти за меня?
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Я бы не спрашивала,
если не хотела.
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Ну улёт!
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Я и не мечтал,
что так всё будет.
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Обычно ведь парень делает
предложение, так вроде?
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Ник, всё обретает смысл.
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У нас будет свой дом,
где никто нам не будет указывать.
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Мы неделями можем ничего
не стирать, если не захотим.
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Тогда я согласен.
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Наша совместная жизнь
будет идеальной.
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И никаких забот по дому.
Словно сон.
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Мэллори, я тебя люблю.
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И я тебя.
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Ох, ёлки.
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Хватит обжиматься,
расступитесь.
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Высший примат проходит в дом.
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Ну что, скажем ему?
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Чего скажем?
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Сам знаешь.
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А, о женитьбе.
Давай.
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Что?
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Прост.. не расслыш...
Что вы сказали?
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Да, Алекс.
Мы с Ником решили пожениться.
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Нет. Нет-нет-нет.
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Нет.
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Вы двое не можете пожениться.
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Вы даже прокормить
себя не можете.
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Слушай, это, зятёк,
я рад стать частью вашей семьи.
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Нет, Ник. В нашей семье
уже комплект.
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Зайди к Хэндельманам
по соседству.
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Алекс, ты первый, кто узнал.
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Серьёзно, ребята.
Вы чего? Вы двое – одни?
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Кто будет о вас заботиться?
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Кто будет платить за аренду?
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Кто будет готовить?
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Алекс, ты совсем не думаешь.
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Я выйду замуж.
Я уеду из этого дома.
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Я разрываюсь.
Признаюсь, я на распутье.
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Ну уж нетушки! Не выйдет!
Этому не бывать!
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Вы поженитесь,
и оба станете жить здесь.
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Ни за что, Мэллори.
Ты со мной так не поступишь.
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А ты-то тут вообще каким боком?
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Таким, что я – это
центр твоей вселенной.
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Больше нет, Алекс.
Я выхожу.
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Что вы расшумелись?
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Эндрю, брат, ты не поверишь.
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Мэллори и Ник
надумали жениться.
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Мужик!
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? Я люблю тебя, ?
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? Мэллори. ?
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? Я люблю тебя, ?
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? А ты меня. ?
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? Не верю я, ?
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? Что ты мне суждена. ?
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? Выходи ?
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? За меня, ?
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? Мэллори. ?
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Недурно, недурно.
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А знаешь такую?
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? Если женишься на моей сестре,
Мой отец тебя прикончит. ?
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Здравствуй, fianc?*.
(*фр. жених)
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Так, ладно, всё.
Всё, завязывайте.
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Вот, прочитай-ка статью.
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О чём я?
Сам тебе прочитаю.
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«80 % браков между
м-мужчиной и женщиной,
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не достигших 21-го года,
оканчиваются разводом».
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Тогда наши шансы 50 на 50,
правильно?
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Алекс, это не твоё дело.
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Не надо было вообще
тебе говорить.
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Но вы сказали.
И, значит, дело моё.
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Пойду подберу вам
ещё статистики.
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Не женитесь,
пока я не вернусь.
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Ник, это родители.
Надо им рассказать.
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Хорошо, спокойно.
Я всё улажу.
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Переживать вообще не о чем.
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У меня с твоими предками
всё на мази.
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Я попрошу у них твоей руки,
это моя обязанность.
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Если ты нервничаешь,
давай я скажу.
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Не-не. Тут уж я сам.
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Ты сделала предложение мне,
а я попрошу разрешения у них.
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Привет, ребята.
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Здоров!
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Здоров.
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Это, мистер Китон,
миссис Китон...
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мне вам сказать надо кое-что,
если у вас минутка есть, вот.
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Точнее, мне вас спросить надо,
если у вас минутка есть, вот.
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У тебя есть минутка, дорогая?
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Да, есть, дорогой.
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У нас есть минутка, Ник.
В чём дело?
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Сэр, мэм.
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Сказать я вам хочу,
что мы с Мэллори
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хотели бы по-поижиться.
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Вы с Мэллори хотели бы
по-поижиться?
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Не вижу препятствий.
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Один только вопрос.
На каком языке ты говоришь?
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Мистер Китон,
миссис Китон.
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Мы с Мэллори
хотим пожениться.
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Сейчас мы с женой
выйдем из комнаты,
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а когда зайдём обратно,
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вы скажете нам
что-нибудь другое.
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Элиза?
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Мам, пап, мы с Ником
хотим пожениться.
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А это кто, Энди?
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Мэллори, моя сестрёнка.
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А это?
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– Ник.
– А кто такой Ник?
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Мой зять.
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А что ты так расстраиваешься,
мама?
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Они молоды, влюблены.
Весь мир против них.
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Романтика, да и только.
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00:13:14,897 --> 00:13:17,957
Дженнифер, это тебе
не «Вестсайдская история».
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Твоя сестра намерена совершить
самую большую ошибку в жизни.
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А мы с Энди считаем это
очень романтичным.
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Это совершенно выбило
из колеи вашего отца.
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? Никто не знает
бед мной пережитых, ?
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? Никто не знает скорби моей. ?
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Папа пошёл вразнос.
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Мэллори спускалась?
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Нет. Весь день сидит
в своей комнате,
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решает, какой будет сервиз.
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Хочет, чтобы мы
выбрали дату свадьбы.
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? Вот идёт невеста,
в белое одета... ?
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Элиза, нужно поговорить с ней.
Нужно её вразумить.
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А что мы ещё можем?
И так уже 100 раз говорили.
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Она одержима мыслью
о свадьбе с Ником.
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Чем больше мы против,
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тем решительней
она этого хочет.
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? Отец всех вод, ?
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? Это Отец всех вод... ?
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Хватит уже песнопений.
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Что, я пел? Извини.
Не заметил.
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Мама, папа, познакомьтесь
с Грэгом Кёрраном.
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Мы с Грэгом из одного братства.
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Моя мама, Элиза.
Мой отец, Стивен.
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– Приятно познакомиться, Грэг.
– Взаимно.
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Грэг здесь, чтобы поужинать,
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и, если всё сложится,
жениться на Мэллори.
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Что у нас сегодня, Элиза?
Надеюсь, что-то, что любит Грэг.
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Алекс, ты ничего не говорил
про женитьбу.
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Просил только с сестрой
познакомиться.
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А, это.
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Всё так, познакомишься
сегодня, Грег.
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А вот завтра – завтра уже
большой для тебя день.
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Выбирать кольца,
ресторан, смокинг.
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Алекс, это не решение.
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Не мешай мальчику
творчески мыслить, Элиза.
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Мэллори, у меня есть
для тебя кое-что. Точнее...
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Хочу тебя кое с кем познакомить.
Мэллори, это Грэг.
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– Здравствуй.
– Привет.
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Вы прямо созданы
друг для друга.
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Не будем же мешать
этим двум голубкам.
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Алекс, так низко ты ещё не падал.
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Мэллори. Ты сама не знаешь,
от чего отказываешься.
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Ты глянь на парня:
благородный, хорошо одет.
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Да он генетически
не способен получать
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меньше 50-ти тысяч в год.
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Не возьмёшь его ты,
возьму я.
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Вы не понимаете!
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Мне никто больше не нужен.
Я встретила мужчину мечты.
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Это Ник. Я его люблю.
И мы поженимся!
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А, Грэг.
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Извини, Грэг.
Ничего не сработало.
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Жаль, и на ужин
ты не останешься.
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На дорожку, может,
чего-нибудь дадите?
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Грэга больше нет.
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Стивен, что нам делать?
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Элиза, мы как всегда постараемся
быть благоразумными,
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но если не выйдет, выбора нет –
придётся закрыть её дома,
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уберечь от встречи с Ником.
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Посадить под небывалый
домашний арест.
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Глубоко, широко и надолго.
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Согласна, если придётся,
то закроем.
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? Не качайся, ?
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? Прекрасная колесница. ?
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? Ты здесь, чтоб
отвезти меня домой. ?
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? Не качайся, ?
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? Прекрасная колесница. ?
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? Ты здесь, чтоб
отвезти меня домой. ?
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Перейдём-ка мы сразу к делу.
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Погнали, вперёд.
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Ник, мы пригласили тебя к нам
на чай с печеньем
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убедиться, что ты понимаешь
нашу позицию.
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С полнейшим почтением,
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я в курсе, что вы
не сильно-то за нашу свадьбу.
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Ты неправильно понял, Ник.
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Мы обдумали всё на досуге,
и мы категорически против.
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Ник? Не знала, что ты придёшь.
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Твои предки меня пригласили.
Перекинуться парой слов.
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Только не это.
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Не делай скоропалительных
выводов, Мэл.
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Мы лишь дали Нику
возможность объяснить,
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за что он так жестоко
поступает с нашей семьёй.
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Ещё чайку, Ник?
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Как вы могли?
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Ник, ты не уйдёшь?
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Хочу поговорить с родителями.
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Не вопрос.
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Мистер Китон.
Миссис Китон.
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Покеда.
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Как вы могли провернуть
это за моей спиной?
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Счастливейшее время
в моей жизни.
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А вы всё испортили.
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Мы не хотели, родная.
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Но ты не готова ещё
выходить замуж.
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Всё я готова.
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Сами знаете. И говорите
так только из-за Ника.
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Признайте, вы его не переносите.
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Хорошо. Я не переношу Ника.
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Да будь он хоть святым Ником,
я бы повторил: ты не готова.
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Всё это нереально, Мэллори.
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На что вы собираетесь жить
вдвоём? Задумывались?
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Я могу работать, и Ник тоже.
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А как же колледж?
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Плевать на колледж.
Главное сейчас – Ник.
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Мы хотим пожениться,
и мы поженимся.
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Всё получится.
Будем питаться любовью.
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? Тащите баржу,
поднимайте тюки! ?
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Мэллори.
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Ты знаешь, как мы тебя любим.
Послушай нас.
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Шансы на то, что брак
не удастся, просто огромны.
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Повремените. Вы так молоды.
У вас впереди вся жизнь.
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Так молоды?
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А вам сколько было,
когда вы поженились?
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Запамятовала что-то.
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Вам было по 19.
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Вы поженились,
и вот вам результат.
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Всё совсем не хорошо.
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Верно, Элиза?
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Да, просто ужас.
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Мы не можем позволить тебе
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совершить такую же
ужасную ошибку.
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Мы с Ником поженимся.
И вы нам никак не помешаете.
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Заруби-ка себе на носу,
дорогуша.
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Ты не выйдешь за Ника
или кого-либо ещё,
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пока мы не будем готовы!
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Нет.
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И пока ты не выкинешь
этот бред из головы,
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ты под домашним арестом!
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Правильно.
Ни шагу из комнаты.
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Что?
Вы так шутите?
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Вы не можете меня запереть.
Мне уже 18.
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Я вообще здесь жить не обязана.
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Вот даже как?
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Да, так.
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Вы не закроете меня,
из-за того что я хочу замуж.
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Правда?
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Да! Я взрослая
и совершеннолетняя.
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Вы не помешаете свадьбе.
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А с Ником что сделаете?
Тоже закроете?
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Такой вариант
рассматривается.
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Могу я поговорить
с тобой, Стивен?
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Само собой.
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Она права. В её возрасте нельзя
сажать под домашний арест.
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Но мы всегда так делали.
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Мы привыкли.
Это срабатывало на ура.
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Мы не можем.
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Но как же её удержать,
когда они её отнимают у нас?
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Что нам остаётся?
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Взрослые взаимоотношения,
основанные на любви, уважении
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и заботе о равных.
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Домашний арест лучше.
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Родители ни за что не разрешат
мне выйти замуж.
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Хотят закрыть меня.
Нормально, да?
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От злости даже кричать хочется.
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Валяй, кричи.
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В этом доме все кричат –
в порядке вещей.
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Крик не поможет.
Я так...
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Побей вон грушу.
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Не хочу.
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Серьёзно, давай.
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Попробуй.
Мне всегда помогает.
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Ладно, ладно.
Смотри.
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Вот только скажи, что у меня
нет права рыться у тебя в мусоре.
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Право есть.
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Ну? Ясно?
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Давай, побей.
Выпусти злость.
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Скажи, что думаешь,
и вдарь, что есть мочи.
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Хочу, чтобы родители поняли:
мне 18, у меня есть права.
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Вот так. Неплохо.
Ты уже говоришь.
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Продолжай.
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Я люблю тебя
и хочу за тебя замуж.
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А если я хочу замуж,
то я выйду.
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И никто мне не запретит!
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С таким ударом
никто не запретит.
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Я хочу свою квартиру!
Свою мебель! Свою жизнь!
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Точняк. Ты знаешь, чего хочешь.
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Давай тайно поженимся.
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Хорошо.
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Я знаю одного судью
в Нью-Джерси.
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Братан мой к нему
часто обращается.
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Я хочу выйти замуж, Ник.
Завтра же.
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Продолжение следует...
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