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FAMILY TIES
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Season 5 Episode 20
"Band on the Run"
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The Prince took Cinderella
for his bride,
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and they lived happily
ever after
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in the Prince's castle.
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Wasn't that a nice story?
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Alex said
the Prince was silly.
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Why?
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Cinderella had no money.
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Well, Alex says a lot of things
that don't make sense.
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Remember, what I told you do
when Alex starts to talk?
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Good boy.
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Elyse, what
do you think
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looks better
with what I'm wearing?
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This or, uh...
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this?
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I think I'd have
to see them on.
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Dad, please be careful with that.
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I'm using that
for a fashion project
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for my sales
and marketing class.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mal.
I found them in my closet.
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So I just assumed
they were mine.
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I need extra closet space
for this project.
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And I figured you
was a perfect choice, so...
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I hope you don't mind
if I moved your stuff around.
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Why me?
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Well, it wouldn't be fair
to use Mom or Jen's closet
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'cause they're girls.
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Andy's still in his
formative wardrobe years.
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Alex charges too much rent
for his closet.
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And... well, that left you.
You are the perfect choice.
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because it doesn't matter.
I mean...
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you don't really
need to look good.
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You know,
you've reached that age.
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What about your
closet, Mallory?
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My closet, Dad?
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Dad, you're so funny!
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Come on, Elyse.
We always say
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we should support
Mallory in school.
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This is a school project.
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It's just a minor
inconvenience.
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Anyway, it'll be good for me
to experience
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new closets.
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Hey, Mom.
Sorry I missed dinner.
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My committee meeting
ran late.
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What committee
was that?
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Students for Weapons
in Space?
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The entertainment
committee
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for homecoming
weekend.
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This whole thing's
unraveling.
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What's the matter?
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Well, we got a lot of good
activities planned.
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We got bobbing
for money.
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We've got the "guess your
classmates income" booth.
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Something for everyone.
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Yeah.
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But the band
we booked
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backed out at the last minute.
So now we're scrambling.
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Hey! Does anybody
remember the group
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that sang at Andy's
birthday party?
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Humpty and the Dumpties?
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Elyse,
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we have to go.
We're going to be late.
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See you later.
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Really looking
for a band, huh?
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Yeah. Got any suggestions?
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What about the band I'm in now:
The Permanent Waves?
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No. No, thanks.
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Come on, Alex.
Why not?
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Look, Jen,
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I'm sure it falls
in the fine tradition
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of the other absurd musical
groups you've been involve with
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Keaton and The Kazoos,
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The New Keaton Minstrels,
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Keaton and Garfunkel.
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The Permanent Waves
are different, Alex.
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Yeah. I'll bet.
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Come on, Alex.
What do you have to lose?
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If you don't like us,
don't use us.
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- That's simple.
- All right.
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Jen, even if I do let you
audition,
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you're gonna be treated
like everybody else.
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Being my sister is going to be
absolutely no advantage to you.
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Oh, and what a plus
it's been so far.
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Hey! Hey, hey!
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Let's hear it for Mitch Ziaukus
and The Polka Boys!
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Good job, guys!
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Great! Thanks a lot.
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Hey. We got our band.
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Thanks a lot everybody.
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Wait a minute, Alex.
You said...
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We've been waiting
all day.
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All right. All right.
Just make it quick, okay?
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Come on, guys.
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That's my kid sister.
I'm sorry. I promised.
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Oh, hey. Skippy, what
are you doing here?
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Well, I'm with the band.
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What instrument
do you play?
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I don't play an instrument.
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I have more important
role than that.
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I'm a band's advisor.
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Skippy, if you don't get that
thing up here, you're fired.
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Here you are.
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в™Є The first time
I looked at you в™Є
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в™Є I could see
you searching в™Є
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в™Є For somebody special
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в™Є Spellbound
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в™Є I didn't mind you
taking my heart в™Є
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в™Є Oh, no
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в™Є I was just
a little shy в™Є
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в™Є Waiting for
the right time в™Є
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в™Є To take your hand
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в™Є And whisper
in your ear в™Є
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в™Є Hold me
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в™Є I'm your dream
come true в™Є
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в™Є Your perfect girl
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в™Є I know you
want to hold в™Є
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в™Є This dream come true
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в™Є Your perfect girl
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в™Є Hold me
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в™Є I'm your dream
come true в™Є
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в™Є Your perfect girl
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в™Є I know you
want to hold me... в™Є
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Oh, Alex.
They are fantastic.
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Oh yeah, all right.
I admit they got talent,
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but take it easy.
They're not The Polka Boys.
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What? Are you kidding?
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Come on, they're what we need.
They're great!
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So, Alex, what did you think?
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Well, you're raw,
you're green.
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But there's a glimmer
of something under there.
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I mean... you've got talent.
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You really think so?
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Yeah, Jen.
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I think that with the proper
guidance,
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career management,
promotion...
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Please don't, Alex.
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We're just teenagers trying
to get through puberty.
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Hey, girls, nice. Nice.
Sounds great.
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Good stage
presence, too.
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Thanks.
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In fact, there's only
one thing missing,
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one piece
lacking from the puzzle,
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one step between
you and you'd success.
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Don't ask him what that is.
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What is it?
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Uh... me.
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Hey, Mal, we'd better be
leaving soon
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if we want to get to the zoo
before it gets too crowded.
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Where's your father?
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He's not ready yet.
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Let's go now and take
Daddy to the zoo tomorrow.
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I moved some of
his clothes around,
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so he's kind of having
a hard time finding them.
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I had to
draw him a map.
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Mallory, I want
to help you out here.
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I want to be
a good father.
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I know it's for school,
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and it's important for you,
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but it's also
winter in Ohio,
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and I'd like a little
more insulation.
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Dad, we went over this.
This is right here.
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All clothes worn
above the waist
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are in the hall closet.
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Okay. That's convenient.
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What about clothes
worn below the belt?
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I haven't found
a place for them, yet.
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Do you have
a target date on that?
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Temporarily, they're
in Andy's toy chest,
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but I'm not happy
with that.
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Those were
Daddy's pants?
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Yes.
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Excuse me.
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Andy!
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Hey, hey! Jennifer
and the band down yet?
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No. They're
still upstairs. Why?
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Mom, as manager of this band,
I have to know
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where they are
every moment of the day.
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I still can't believe they agreed
to use you as their manager.
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Yeah. Well, they did, Mal.
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And I have
their careers planned
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from now until
social security.
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When they signed
on the data line
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to hire Alex P. Keaton
as their manager,
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they knew what they
were getting into.
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And still they signed.
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Yes, they did, Mom.
Take a look.
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Alex, it looks like you're
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the only one who's
making any money here.
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You'd say that
about your son?
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What's this
on line five?
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That's my agent's fee.
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Lines six, seven,
and eight?
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That's my manager's fee,
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finder's fee,
and keeper's fee.
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Line 10?
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That's my fee fee.
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Alex?
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Hey! Hey, you
look terrific!
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We look like
a bridal party.
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Alex, what is this?
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This is part of the bold,
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new commercial image
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I'm creating
for the band.
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Oh, look. It's
The Andrews Sisters.
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That reminds me.
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I've been thinking
the band needs a new name.
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Permanent Waves just
doesn't stick in the brain.
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We need something to catch you,
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something little more
contemporary.
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The Leg Warmers.
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Ah?
What do you think?
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The Swinging
Corporate Raiders.
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Wasn't that the original
name of The Supremes?
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Come on.
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I got it! I got it! I got it!
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- Hey, Skippy. Come on in.
- Hello there, Alex.
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So, you got everything?
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I've got the guitars,
the amps, the sound equipment,
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and a hernia.
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Yeah. That's everything.
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Okay, girls, come on.
We got a lot of work to do here.
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We'll go over the new stage
show, the new dance steps.
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the new music.
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That's another thing.
We don't like the new music.
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They're all
show tunes, Alex.
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Hey, Jen, Jen, come on.
When you're out on tour,
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there're gonna be some very
important people in that audience.
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I mean older people...
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people who want some
entertainment for their dollar.
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I don't care.
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I'm not singing
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"Why Can't a Woman
Be More Like a Man?"
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All right. All right, okay.
Well, then
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let's go over one
of the other tunes.
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Let's do the one we did last
night. On your feet, ladies.
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Okay, let's go. Come on.
In the key of "C."
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Where is it?
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Okay, with the head bobs.
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в™Є Bom bom bom bom bom
bom bom bom в™Є
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в™Є Bom bom bom bom bom
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в™Є Mr. Sandman
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в™Є Yes?
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в™Є Bring me a dream
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в™Є Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen в™Є
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Come on. Let's see
that pout, Ashley.
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в™Є Give him the word...
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Come on!
Teeth, Brooke, teeth!
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There you go!
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Jennifer, I don't
believe you!
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I don't believe
you either, Alex.
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Kitten's got it!
Kitten's got it!
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The rest of you,
watch me!
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Okay! Kitten, hands!
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Okay!
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00:11:33,887 --> 00:11:35,857
All right!
Beddy-bye!
257
00:11:35,887 --> 00:11:38,880
Okay. Now,
come on, girls!
258
00:11:41,754 --> 00:11:43,177
I'd like to wear
my blue suit today.
259
00:11:43,207 --> 00:11:45,847
Does anybody
know where it is?
260
00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:48,520
Check the front porch, honey.
261
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,890
Oh.
262
00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:03,754
He's really
a wonderful man.
263
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,867
Girls, come on.
You took forever.
264
00:12:06,897 --> 00:12:08,755
Our train leaves
in a half an hour.
265
00:12:08,785 --> 00:12:10,597
Those dresses aren't
easy to pack, you know.
266
00:12:10,627 --> 00:12:12,337
Okay, these are
your train tickets.
267
00:12:12,367 --> 00:12:14,760
There you go.
Oh, not that one.
268
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:19,530
How come yours said
first class and ours didn't?
269
00:12:20,192 --> 00:12:22,727
Well, Jen, you know...
it's important for me
270
00:12:22,757 --> 00:12:24,827
to maintain
a certain image.
271
00:12:24,857 --> 00:12:26,830
People see the...
272
00:12:29,269 --> 00:12:32,637
People see the manager,
you know, riding in first class,
273
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,307
they figure it's
a first-class band.
274
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,810
Oh, and what did they think when
they see the band in coach?
275
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:41,330
They think
you're real people.
276
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,827
You said
he was smooth.
277
00:12:45,857 --> 00:12:47,627
Okay, ladies.
Ladies, come here.
278
00:12:47,657 --> 00:12:49,627
Come here.
Huddle. Huddle.
279
00:12:49,657 --> 00:12:51,627
This is
an historic moment.
280
00:12:51,657 --> 00:12:54,127
We're about to leave
for our first gig.
281
00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:56,047
The Swinging
Corporate Raiders,
282
00:12:56,077 --> 00:12:58,627
which began
as a glimmer in my eye,
283
00:12:58,657 --> 00:13:00,230
is now a reality.
284
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,197
Tonight, Toledo.
285
00:13:03,227 --> 00:13:06,300
Tomorrow... Toledo.
286
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,800
Monday, back to school.
Let's go.
287
00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:19,097
в™Є Bom bom bom bom bom
bom bom bom в™Є
288
00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:20,797
в™Є Bom bom bom bom bom
289
00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:23,657
в™Є Mr. Sandman
290
00:13:23,687 --> 00:13:26,297
в™Є Bring me a dream
291
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:30,927
в™Є Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen в™Є
292
00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:35,497
в™Є Give him the word
that I'm not a rover в™Є
293
00:13:35,527 --> 00:13:39,757
в™Є And tell him that
my lonesome nights are over в™Є
294
00:13:39,787 --> 00:13:42,197
в™Є Sandman
295
00:13:42,227 --> 00:13:44,827
в™Є I'm so alone
296
00:13:44,857 --> 00:13:48,997
в™Є Don't have nobody
to call my own в™Є
297
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:53,197
в™Є Please, turn on
your magic beam в™Є
298
00:13:53,227 --> 00:13:58,900
в™Є Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream в™Є
299
00:14:07,557 --> 00:14:10,197
I can't believe this.
Jennifer's still not ready!
300
00:14:10,227 --> 00:14:12,695
Calm down, honey.
She's still upstairs with the girls.
301
00:14:12,725 --> 00:14:15,800
You know, nobody knows what
us managers go through.
302
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,797
Tonight is the biggest
night of our careers.
303
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,217
I was thinking of my blue
blazer for the dance tonight.
304
00:14:23,247 --> 00:14:25,230
That's a good idea.
305
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,317
Dad, come in
after you get dressed.
306
00:14:29,347 --> 00:14:32,000
I've got some exciting
news for you.
307
00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:35,057
What's the big news,
you found my socks?
308
00:14:35,087 --> 00:14:38,697
No. I got an "A"
on my fashion project.
309
00:14:38,727 --> 00:14:40,127
That's terrific!
310
00:14:40,157 --> 00:14:41,857
That's wonderful, honey.
311
00:14:41,887 --> 00:14:42,927
Such a good spot.
312
00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:44,477
I could not have
done this without you.
313
00:14:44,507 --> 00:14:46,127
I'm very happy for you.
314
00:14:46,157 --> 00:14:48,427
I guess I get my closets
back now.
315
00:14:48,457 --> 00:14:51,017
Not really, Dad. I'm taking
the advanced class.
316
00:14:51,047 --> 00:14:52,457
I'm just kidding!
317
00:14:52,487 --> 00:14:53,856
You'll have them
back soon.
318
00:14:55,909 --> 00:14:59,017
Come on, Steven. I guess
this calls for a celebration.
319
00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:00,807
Well, Mallory got an "A."
What do you think of that?
320
00:15:00,837 --> 00:15:02,547
And you really helped her, too.
Aren't you proud?
321
00:15:02,577 --> 00:15:04,467
I was really getting used
to dressing out there
322
00:15:04,497 --> 00:15:06,287
close to nature and all.
323
00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:09,327
Well, with the weather
warming up...
324
00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:12,387
Alex, there are
problems developing.
325
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:13,957
What problems?
326
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:15,027
We're a hit!
327
00:15:15,057 --> 00:15:17,157
We're on our way to the
biggest gig of our lives.
328
00:15:17,187 --> 00:15:19,757
Alex, we want to play
our own music.
329
00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:21,307
We tired of looking like
330
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:24,586
we're trying to raise money
for war bonds.
331
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:27,827
I see.
332
00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:30,027
We're not
having any fun.
333
00:15:30,057 --> 00:15:32,457
You're not supposed
to have fun. You're kids.
334
00:15:32,487 --> 00:15:34,927
You're supposed to be
thinking about the future.
335
00:15:34,957 --> 00:15:37,797
You're gonna have fun
when you retire.
336
00:15:37,827 --> 00:15:41,297
Alex, we appreciate everything
you've tried to do for us,
337
00:15:41,327 --> 00:15:42,789
but it's enough.
338
00:15:44,430 --> 00:15:46,127
Fine. Good. Hey.
339
00:15:46,157 --> 00:15:47,887
I see. I got it.
340
00:15:47,917 --> 00:15:50,060
Fine. Fine.
341
00:15:53,860 --> 00:15:55,960
Don't pout, Alex.
342
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:59,257
I work. I sweat.
343
00:15:59,287 --> 00:16:00,957
I labor for hours.
344
00:16:00,987 --> 00:16:03,027
I worry about this band.
345
00:16:03,057 --> 00:16:04,147
I make all
the arrangements.
346
00:16:04,177 --> 00:16:06,027
I work myself to the bone.
347
00:16:06,057 --> 00:16:07,446
And what do I get
in return?
348
00:16:07,476 --> 00:16:09,130
80%.
349
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:14,800
85%.
Read your contract.
350
00:16:16,460 --> 00:16:18,327
It's not working, Alex.
351
00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:19,827
Not working?
You're kidding me?
352
00:16:19,857 --> 00:16:21,317
You guys are a smash.
353
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,447
Didn't they love you
354
00:16:22,477 --> 00:16:25,497
at the Cleveland State
Penitentiary?
355
00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,687
Alex, those guys hadn't
been out in 30 years.
356
00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:32,627
They thought we were
The Andrews Sisters.
357
00:16:32,657 --> 00:16:33,767
Jen, come on. Look.
358
00:16:33,797 --> 00:16:35,877
There are bound to be
bumps and bruises.
359
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,447
You're just
starting out.
360
00:16:37,477 --> 00:16:38,937
Everything
is gonna work out.
361
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:41,095
Okay? Trust me.
You won't be sorry.
362
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,976
I'm already sorry.
363
00:16:43,006 --> 00:16:45,730
Now it's just a question
of how much.
364
00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:51,627
Enjoying yourself?
365
00:16:51,657 --> 00:16:52,877
Oh, it's so wonderful in there.
366
00:16:52,907 --> 00:16:55,560
We haven't
polkaed in years, Steven.
367
00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:59,887
The Polka Boys really know how
to whip a crowd into a frenzy.
368
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,157
- Don't they?
- Yeah.
369
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,017
Yeah, I heard several people
were trampled to death
370
00:17:04,047 --> 00:17:06,101
at their last concert.
371
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:12,447
May I have this dance?
372
00:17:12,477 --> 00:17:13,947
With pleasure.
It'll be nice
373
00:17:13,977 --> 00:17:16,357
not to have your father
dancing on my feet.
374
00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:18,106
There we go.
375
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,747
Well, girls,
this is it.
376
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:27,017
Leland symphony auditorium,
our biggest gig yet.
377
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,580
Good luck.
378
00:17:32,245 --> 00:17:33,947
I can't blame them, Alex.
379
00:17:33,977 --> 00:17:36,107
They kinda feel like
you're forcing them into this.
380
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,607
Look, Jen. I've explained
this to you a million times.
381
00:17:38,637 --> 00:17:41,017
You gotta have a gimmick
to make in this business.
382
00:17:41,047 --> 00:17:43,607
Something special for the
audience to remember you by.
383
00:17:43,637 --> 00:17:44,997
Now what's
your gimmick?
384
00:17:45,027 --> 00:17:48,707
What do you have, that nobody else
has, that cannot be duplicated?
385
00:17:48,737 --> 00:17:50,992
My brother.
386
00:17:52,710 --> 00:17:53,810
Okay.
387
00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:58,807
Hey. Tank you,
tank you, tank you.
388
00:17:58,837 --> 00:18:00,047
Okay.
389
00:18:00,077 --> 00:18:02,127
This next act
390
00:18:02,157 --> 00:18:04,647
is really going to
knock your socks off.
391
00:18:04,677 --> 00:18:06,347
Ladies and gentlemen,
392
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:07,607
please welcome...
393
00:18:07,637 --> 00:18:10,650
The Swinging
Corporate Raiders.
394
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,247
в™Є Bom bom bom
bom bom bom bom bom в™Є
395
00:18:18,277 --> 00:18:19,807
в™Є Bom bom bom bom bom
396
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,707
в™Є Mr. Sandman
397
00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:22,847
в™Є Yes?
398
00:18:22,877 --> 00:18:25,377
в™Є Bring me a dream
399
00:18:25,407 --> 00:18:30,047
в™Є Make him the cutest
that I've ever seen в™Є
400
00:18:30,077 --> 00:18:34,607
в™Є Give him the word
that I'm not a rover в™Є
401
00:18:34,637 --> 00:18:38,607
в™Є Then tell him that
my lonesome nights are over в™Є
402
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:39,786
в™Є Sandman...
403
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:46,077
I can't go
through with this, Alex.
404
00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,650
No.
405
00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:55,277
Um...
406
00:18:55,307 --> 00:18:58,847
в™Є Mr. Sandman,
bring me a dream в™Є
407
00:18:58,877 --> 00:19:01,350
в™Є Make him cutest
I've ever seen в™Є
408
00:19:03,180 --> 00:19:04,677
Jennifer, what
are you doing?
409
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,087
I can't go
through with this, Alex.
410
00:19:06,117 --> 00:19:07,817
I'm not singing.
It's over. It's no use.
411
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,207
Fine, okay.
So that's the way it is, huh?
412
00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:11,810
Fine.
413
00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,147
I should have
seen it coming, Alex.
414
00:19:17,177 --> 00:19:19,727
Whenever you decide
to get involved with my life,
415
00:19:19,757 --> 00:19:21,357
a voice says
inside my head,
416
00:19:21,387 --> 00:19:24,027
"Don't listen to this man.
He's dangerous."
417
00:19:24,057 --> 00:19:25,817
How many times
have I told you,
418
00:19:25,847 --> 00:19:28,647
not to listen
to strange voices.
419
00:19:28,677 --> 00:19:31,637
And then sometimes late
at night another voice says,
420
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:32,927
"Do whatever he says.
421
00:19:32,957 --> 00:19:34,977
He's your brother.
He's a good guy."
422
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,247
I like that voice.
423
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,607
That's because it's yours.
424
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,010
You left a tape recorder
under my bed.
425
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,727
All right, Jen.
Look.
426
00:19:48,757 --> 00:19:51,700
Maybe I got
a little carried away.
427
00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,047
It's just...
428
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:57,257
When I heard you sing,
429
00:19:57,287 --> 00:19:59,977
when I saw
how talented you were,
430
00:20:00,007 --> 00:20:01,067
I couldn't help it.
431
00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:02,987
You know, I got excited.
432
00:20:03,017 --> 00:20:04,527
And when
you get excited,
433
00:20:04,557 --> 00:20:05,797
I get excited.
434
00:20:05,827 --> 00:20:08,297
I start believing
anything can happen.
435
00:20:08,327 --> 00:20:10,367
The next thing I know,
I'm in an evening gown
436
00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,717
singing Mr. Sandman.
437
00:20:12,747 --> 00:20:15,104
Why do I listen
to your advice?
438
00:20:17,456 --> 00:20:18,577
Oh, Jen...
439
00:20:18,607 --> 00:20:21,567
Who else's advice
you're gonna listen to?
440
00:20:21,597 --> 00:20:24,627
Are you going to listen
to Mom and Dad's?
441
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:28,730
The only advice they ever give
is be fair to people.
442
00:20:30,448 --> 00:20:32,857
Respect
other people's ideas.
443
00:20:32,887 --> 00:20:36,227
When are you going
to use that in life?
444
00:20:36,257 --> 00:20:38,257
I do listen to you.
445
00:20:38,287 --> 00:20:41,030
You're my brother.
I love you.
446
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,260
I think I should make
the decisions by myself.
447
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:50,237
I think we should manage
the band on our own.
448
00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:52,560
You're right.
It's your band.
449
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:58,537
So, uh... can I still
come see you play?
450
00:20:58,567 --> 00:21:00,247
Sure.
451
00:21:00,277 --> 00:21:02,697
And if we ever
hit it big one day,
452
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:04,600
you can be
the band's accountant.
453
00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:09,977
And if I ever hit it
really big one day...
454
00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:13,000
you can play
at the inauguration.
455
00:21:14,618 --> 00:21:16,460
That's a deal.
456
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:20,660
No more Mr. Sandman?
457
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,616
No more.
458
00:21:24,646 --> 00:21:25,857
Come on, guys.
459
00:21:25,887 --> 00:21:28,500
We're going to
do our stuff. Let's go!
460
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,197
в™Є Over and over
461
00:21:50,227 --> 00:21:52,630
в™Є And over again
462
00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:57,027
в™Є I've seen love happen
463
00:21:57,057 --> 00:22:00,127
в™Є And I've seen it end
464
00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:04,057
в™Є I've been hurt
so many times before в™Є
465
00:22:04,087 --> 00:22:06,927
в™Є And maybe too often
466
00:22:06,957 --> 00:22:10,527
в™Є I shouldn't trust
my heart anymore в™Є
467
00:22:10,557 --> 00:22:13,427
в™Є But I know
it's different now в™Є
468
00:22:13,457 --> 00:22:16,557
в™Є Baby, I'm back
in love again в™Є
469
00:22:16,587 --> 00:22:18,527
в™Є In love again
470
00:22:18,557 --> 00:22:20,327
в™Є Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
471
00:22:20,357 --> 00:22:23,257
в™Є Baby, I'm back
in love again в™Є
472
00:22:23,287 --> 00:22:25,597
в™Є In love again
473
00:22:25,627 --> 00:22:27,927
в™Є I'm in love with you
474
00:22:27,957 --> 00:22:29,697
в™Є You you you
475
00:22:29,727 --> 00:22:32,897
в™Є I never thought that
476
00:22:32,927 --> 00:22:35,860
в™Є There'd be a time
477
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:39,557
в™Є When I could reach out
478
00:22:39,587 --> 00:22:42,327
в™Є And call you mine, no
479
00:22:42,357 --> 00:22:43,897
в™Є I was alone
480
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:44,897
в™Є You came along
481
00:22:44,927 --> 00:22:46,027
в™Є To set me free
482
00:22:46,057 --> 00:22:49,897
в™Є And like a vision
from a dream в™Є
483
00:22:49,927 --> 00:22:53,627
в™Є My happiness
is calling out to me в™Є
484
00:22:53,657 --> 00:22:56,297
в™Є And I won't
let it go в™Є
485
00:22:56,327 --> 00:22:59,427
в™Є Baby, I'm back
in love again в™Є
486
00:22:59,457 --> 00:23:01,527
в™Є In love again
487
00:23:01,557 --> 00:23:03,097
в™Є Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
488
00:23:03,127 --> 00:23:06,257
в™Є Baby, I'm back
in love again в™Є
489
00:23:06,287 --> 00:23:08,327
в™Є In love again
490
00:23:08,357 --> 00:23:10,757
в™Є I'm in love with you
491
00:23:10,787 --> 00:23:12,230
в™Є You you you
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
2
00:00:07,030 --> 00:00:12,360
5 сезон 20 серия
«Группа в бегах»
3
00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:06,047
Принц взял Золушку в жёны,
4
00:01:06,077 --> 00:01:09,337
и жили они долго и счастливо
в его замке.
5
00:01:09,367 --> 00:01:11,137
Разве не чудесно?
6
00:01:11,167 --> 00:01:12,887
Алекс говорит,
что принц глупец.
7
00:01:12,917 --> 00:01:13,807
Почему?
8
00:01:13,837 --> 00:01:16,260
Золушка была нищенкой.
9
00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:21,008
Алекс говорит многое,
что не имеет смысла.
10
00:01:21,038 --> 00:01:24,650
Что мы делаем, когда
Алекс открывает рот?
11
00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,936
Молодчина.
12
00:01:27,966 --> 00:01:31,937
Элиза, как думаешь, что мне
больше пойдёт к рубашке?
13
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:36,245
Это или... это?
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Сложно сказать.
Может, примеришь?
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Пап, поосторожней с платьями.
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Они для моей курсовой
по моде и маркетингу.
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Ну извини, Мэл.
Нашёл их у себя в шкафу.
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Вот и решил, что они мои.
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Мне нужно было
дополнительное место,
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и твой шкаф подошёл
лучше всех.
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Ты же не против, что я перенесла
некоторые твои вещи.
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Почему я?
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Было бы нечестно занимать
шкафы мамы или Джен,
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они ведь девушки.
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У Энди гардероб
только формируется.
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Алекс выставил слишком
большую аренду.
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И вот, остался ты,
как идеальный вариант.
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Ведь... разницы нету.
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Тебе же не нужно хорошо
выглядеть в твоём возрасте.
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А что с твоим шкафом, Мэллори?
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С моим-то?
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Пап, ты такой смешной!
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А что, Элиза?
Мы всегда говорили,
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что должны поддерживать
Мэллори в учёбе.
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Это курсовая работа –
лишь временные неудобства.
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Да и для меня это полезный опыт
с новым местом для одежды.
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Привет, мам.
Извини, что пропустил ужин.
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Задержался на собрании.
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По какому поводу собирались?
"Студенты за оружие в космосе"?
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Обсуждали программу
на выпускной вечер курса.
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Так и не пришли к согласию.
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А что такое?
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У нас в программе
много развлечений.
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"Стрижка денег".
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"Угадай вслепую доход
своего сокурсника".
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То что по вкусу всем.
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Да.
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Но группа, что мы заказали,
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в последний момент пошла
на попятную. Полный аврал.
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Слушайте, а вы не помните,
кто пел на дне рождения Энди?
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Шалтай-Болтаи?
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Элиза, нам пора.
Уже опаздываем.
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Пока, дети.
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Вам и правда нужна группа?
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Да. Есть предложения?
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Как насчёт моей группы,
"Стоячие волны"?
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Нет уж, спасибо.
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Да ладно, Алекс.
Почему?
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Уверен, Джен,
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что эта группа создана
в лучших традициях
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всех твоих предыдущих
абсурдных групп,
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"Китон и группа Козули",
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"Новые менестрели Китон",
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"Китон и Гарфанкел".
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"Стоячие волны" –
это другое, Алекс.
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Ага. Конечно.
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Алекс, что вы теряете?
Не понравимся – не возьмёте.
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- Всё просто.
- Хорошо, Джен.
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Даже если я и возьму вас
на прослушивание,
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не ждите никаких привилегий.
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Факт, что ты моя сестра,
не даст вам преимущества.
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Что даже плюс,
раз уж так зашло.
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Отлично, отлично!
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Поаплодируем Михалику
Жиякусу и "Полька-бойз".
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Молодцы, ребята!
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Больше спасибо.
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Всё, у нас есть группа.
Всем спасибо.
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Алекс, ты же обещал.
Мы тут целый день торчим.
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Ладно, ладно, ладно.
Только давайте по-быстрому.
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Пошли.
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Младшая сестра.
Уж простите, обещал.
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Скиппи, а ты тут чего забыл?
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Я в группе.
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На чём играешь?
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Ни на чём. У меня
более важная должность.
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Я куратор группы.
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Скиппи, живо неси это на сцену,
не то ты уволен.
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Пожалуйте.
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Алекс, они потрясающие.
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Согласен, у них есть талант.
Но куда им до "Полька-бойз"?
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Шутишь, что ли?
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Это то что нам нужно.
Они супер.
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Ну, Алекс, как тебе?
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Пока сыровато,
есть над чем работать.
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Но при всём при этом
искра у вас есть.
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Вы талантливы.
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Ты правда так думаешь?
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Конечно, Джен.
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При правильном ведении,
руководстве, раскрутке...
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Не начинай, Алекс.
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Мы обычные подростки, пытающиеся
пройти через пубертатный период.
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Ну что, девчата, молодцы.
Очень даже неплохо.
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Хорошая подача.
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Спасибо.
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Не достаёт лишь одного,
одного важного элемента,
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одного шага между
вами и успехом.
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Только не спрашивайте чего.
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И чего же?
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Меня.
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Мэл, нам лучше поспешить,
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если хотим попасть в зоопарк
раньше толпы людей.
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Где папа?
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Он ещё не готов.
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Пойдём сейчас.
С папой сходим завтра.
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Я тут переложила его одежду,
и ему нелегко находить нужное.
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Пришлось даже
карту нарисовать.
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Мэллори, я очень хочу
тебе помочь.
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И я хочу быть хорошим отцом.
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Я понимаю, что это для учёбы,
и это важно для тебя.
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Но за окном огайская зима,
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и я бы хотел чуть больше
утеплиться.
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Пап, я же показывала.
Это здесь.
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Вся одежда выше талии
находится в кладовке.
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Хорошо. Допустим.
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А та что ниже талии?
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Для неё я ещё не нашла места.
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А планируешь
когда-нибудь найти?
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Временно она в сундуке
для игрушек Энди,
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но мне как-то
не радостно от этого.
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Это были папины штаны?
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Да.
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Прошу прощения.
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Энди!
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Дженнифер с группой
ещё не спускались?
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Всё ещё наверху.
А что?
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Как менеджер этой группы,
я должен знать, где они
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в каждый момент времени.
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И как только они согласились
взять тебя менеджером?
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Факт есть факт, Мэл.
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Их карьеры у меня в руках.
Отныне и до пенсии.
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Подписывая Алекса П. Китона
на должность их менеджера,
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они знали, на что идут.
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И всё же подписали.
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Все как одна, мам.
Сама посмотри.
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Алекс, судя по договору, деньги
здесь получаешь только ты.
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И ты говоришь такое
о собственном сыне?
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А что здесь в пятом пункте?
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Это мой агентский гонорар.
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Пункты 6, 7 и 8?
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Менеджерский гонорар,
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посреднический и
охранный гонорар.
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Пункт 10?
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Это мой гонорарный гонорар.
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Алекс?
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Вы шикарно выглядите!
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Ага, как подружки невесты.
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Алекс, что это такое?
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Это часть нового,
яркого, коммерчески
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привлекательного имиджа,
созданного мной для группы.
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Только гляньте.
Вылитые "Сёстры Эндрюс".
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Кстати об этом. Неплохо бы
сменить название группы.
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"Стоячие волны"
как-то не западает.
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Нужно что-то более цепкое,
более современное.
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"Вязанные гамаши".
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Ну-ка?
Что скажете?
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"Качающиеся корпоративные
налётчицы".
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А "Супримз" изначально
не так назывались?
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Пойдём.
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Я открою, открою, открою.
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- Скиппи, заходи!
- Здорово, Алекс.
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«Качающиеся корпоративные
налётчицы. Мировой тур 1987»
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Ну что, всё взял?
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У меня тут гитары,
усилители, аппаратура
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и грыжа.
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Да. Это всё.
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Так, девчата, веселее.
У нас впереди много работы.
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Новая программа,
новые движения,
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новая музыка.
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Кстати об этом.
Нам не нравится новая музыка.
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Тут сплошные хиты
прошлых лет.
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Джен, ты сама подумай.
Когда вы отправитесь в тур,
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на концертах будет
очень важная публика.
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Старшее поколение.
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Люди, желающие зрелища
за свои доллары.
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А мне плевать.
Я не стану петь
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бородатую песню Рекса Харрисона
из "Моей прекрасной леди".
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С этим согласен. Давайте тогда
пройдёмся по другим песням.
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Ту что вчера репетировали.
Живенько, дамы.
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Встали на ножки.
Тональность си-бемоль мажор.
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Ну-ка...
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Отлично.
С заглавных "бомов".
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Покажи всем губки, Эшли.
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Ярче, Брук.
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Где твои зубки?
Умница!
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Дженнифер, я тебе не верю!
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И я тебе не верю, Алекс.
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Китти поняла!
Умница, Китти.
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Ну-ка все, смотрим на меня!
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И внимание...
ручки пошли!
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Чудесно!
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А теперь баю-бай!
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Отлично, девчата!
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Хочу надеть синий костюм.
Кто-нибудь в курсе, где он?
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Посмотри на крыльце, дорогой.
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Он удивительный человек.
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Девчат, пошустрее.
Копаетесь вечность.
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У нас поезд через полчаса.
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Эти платья непросто упаковать.
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Разбираем билетики.
Вот так. Оп, этот не вам.
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Почему ты едешь в СВ,
а мы нет?
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Джен, ты же знаешь,
как для меня важно
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поддерживать
определённый имидж.
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Люди увидят...
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Люди увидят менеджера,
едущего в люксе,
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и решат, что и группа
тоже люксовая.
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А что они решат, когда увидят
саму группу в плацкарте?
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Решат, что вы простые люди.
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Ты говорила,
что он скользкий тип.
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Так, дамы, ну-ка ко мне.
Давайте, кучнее, кучнее.
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Это исторический момент.
Мы отбываем на наш первый чёс.
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"Качающиеся корпоративные
налётчицы",
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бывшие лишь огоньком в моих
глазах, стали реальностью.
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Сегодня Толедо.
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Завтра... Толедо.
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В понедельник в школу.
Погнали!
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«Толедо»
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«Алекс П. Китон представляет...»
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«Кливленд»
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«Толедо»
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«Снова Кливленд»
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Это невозможно.
Дженнифер ещё не готова!
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Не нервничай, родной.
Она наверху с девочками.
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Никто не знает, через что мы,
менеджеры, проходим.
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Сегодня важнейший вечер
для наших карьер.
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Я подумываю надеть свой
синий пиджак на танцы.
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Хорошая мысль.
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Пап, зайди в дом, как оденешься.
У меня для тебя классная новость.
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Что за новость?
Ты нашла мои носки?
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Нет. У меня "отлично"
за курсовую!
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Это замечательно!
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Умница, родная!
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Ты мне так помог.
Без тебя я бы не справилась.
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Я очень рад за тебя.
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Теперь, полагаю, мой шкаф
снова станет моим.
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Не совсем, пап.
Я взяла продвинутый курс.
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Шучу я, шучу!
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Скоро я всё освобожу.
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Прекрасная новость, Стивен.
Это стоит отметить.
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У Мэллори "отлично".
Как тебе такое?
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Но и ты ей очень помог.
Гордишься?
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Я привык уже одеваться снаружи.
Ближе к природе и всё такое.
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Было бы только
чуть потеплее...
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Алекс, возникли проблемы.
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Какие проблемы?
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Мы же хит!
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Будем играть на крупнейшем
концерте в нашей истории.
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Алекс, мы хотим играть
собственную музыку.
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Нам надоело выглядеть,
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словно мы пытаемся продать
облигации военных лет.
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Ясно.
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Это совсем не весело.
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А вам и ни к чему веселиться.
Вы же дети.
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Вам нужно думать о будущем.
Веселье оставьте для пенсии.
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Алекс, спасибо за то,
что ты делаешь для нас,
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но на этом хватит.
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Ладно. Хорошо.
Всё ясно. Я понял.
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Ладно. Ладно.
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Не дуйся, Алекс.
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Я работаю в поте лица.
Часами впахиваю.
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Я переживаю за эту группу.
Всё организовываю.
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С ног буквально валюсь.
А что взамен?
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80 процентов.
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85. Контракт надо читать.
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Так дело не пойдёт, Алекс.
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Не пойдёт? Вы шутите?
Да вы "бомба"!
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Разве не было вам оваций
в тюрьме штата?
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Алекс, эти люди 30 лет
не были на воле.
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Они приняли нас
за "Сестёр Эндрюс".
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Джен, послушай.
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На тернистом пути к славе
всегда не просто.
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Вы только начинаете.
Но всё обязательно получится.
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Поверь мне.
Ты не пожалеешь.
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Я уже пожалела.
Вопрос в том, как сильно?
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Тебе нравится?
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Здесь чудесно.
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Сто лет мы с тобой
не танцевали польку.
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"Полька-бойз" знают,
как завести публику.
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Это точно.
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Слышал, несколько человек
упрыгались до смерти
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на их прошлом концерте.
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Могу я вас пригласить?
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С удовольствием.
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Наконец-то папа не будет
оттаптывать мне ноги.
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Вот так.
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Ну что, девчата, пробил час.
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Лиландский камерный зал,
наш крупнейший концерт.
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Удачи!
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Их не в чем винить, Алекс.
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Они считают, что ты
заставляешь их.
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Слушай, Джен.
Я тысячу раз уже объяснял.
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Нужно иметь изюминку,
чтобы вертеться в этом бизнесе.
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Нечто особенное,
запоминающееся для публики.
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В чём ваша изюминка?
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Что есть у вас, чего нет у других,
и что нельзя скопировать?
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Мой брат.
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Отлично.
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Джэнкуе, джэнкуе, джэнкуе.
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Спасибо.
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Следующий номер...
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просто-напросто
сшибёт вас с ног.
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Леди и джентльмены,
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поприветствуем...
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"Качающиеся корпоративные
налётчицы"!
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Я не могу больше, Алекс.
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Дженнифер, ты что творишь?
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Алекс, я больше так не могу.
Я петь не буду. Это всё.
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Ладно, хорошо.
Так значит вы, да?
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Замечательно.
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Нужно было это предвидеть.
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Всякий раз, когда ты решаешь
вмешаться в мою жизнь,
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у меня в голове звучит голос:
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"Не слушай этого человека.
Он опасен".
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Сколько раз я тебе говорил,
не слушай ты странные голоса.
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А временами, где-то в ночи,
другой голос говорит:
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"Делай всё, что он скажет.
Он твой брат. Он хороший парень".
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Вот этот голос мне по душе.
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Потому что он твой.
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Ты положил магнитофон
мне под кровать.
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Хорошо, Джен. Послушай.
Возможно я немного перегнул.
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Просто... услышав, как вы поёте,
увидев, насколько вы талантливы,
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я ничего не смог поделать.
Я вошёл в азарт.
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А вместе с тобой
и мне снесло крышу.
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Я поверила, что возможно всё.
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А очнувшись, я была уже
в бальном платье
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и пела "Мистера Сэндмэна".
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Зачем я слушаю твои советы?
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Джен, а чьи ещё советы
тебе слушать?
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Родительские, что ли?
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Они всегда советуют одно:
будь честным с людьми.
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Уважай мнение других.
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Где тебе это в жизни
использовать?
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Я прислушиваюсь к тебе.
Ты мой брат. И я тебя люблю.
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Но, думаю, мне надо принять
решение самостоятельно.
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Мы должны управлять
группой без твоей помощи.
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Ты права.
Это твоя группа.
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На выступления-то ваши
мне можно ходить?
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Конечно.
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И если однажды
мы добьёмся успеха,
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ты можешь вести
счета группы.
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А если я однажды
добьюсь успеха,
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вы можете сыграть
на инаугурации.
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Договорились.
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Больше никакого
"Мистера Сэндмэна"?
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Больше никакого.
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Подъём, девочки.
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Будем петь наши песни.
На сцену!
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