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Okay, Andy, time for breakfast.
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Hmm. I'll cook,
but you got to clean up.
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Oh, there he is.
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Mom, can I take Andrew
into the living room?
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It's my last chance
to play with him
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before I have to
leave for school.
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Well, honey, I'm about
to give him breakfast.
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- But you can help me feed him.
- Okay, thank you.
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Okay, Andy,
this morning it's corn mush.
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I'll create a diversion,
you make a run for it.
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Oh, there he is. Andy.
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How about a quick story
before I go to work?
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What do you say?
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Dad, he's all booked up
right now,
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but maybe mom
could read you a story.
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It's not the same.
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Come on, Alex,
don't be so selfish.
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He's my brother, too.
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Well, Mallory, look.
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Today happens to be
the first day
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of my sophomore year
in college,
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and I'd like
a few private moments
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to share
with my only brother.
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Jennifer and I are about
to give him breakfast now.
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And if that falls though,
I got dibs on him.
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Then I'm next.
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Wait a minute.
What about me?
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- I want to play with him.
- Now, come on, Andy.
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All right,
all right, all right.
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Let's let Andy decide.
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Now, Andy,
who's your favorite?
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Well, that seems clear enough.
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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there
ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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? love is
a many-splendored thing ?
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? it's the April rose
that only grows ?
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? in the early spring
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? love is nature's way
of giving ?
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? a reason to be living
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Kiss me, dad.
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I used to like that song.
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Bear with me, mom.
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First day of college,
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beautiful girls
strolling around the campus.
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Surely you must remember
what it's like
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to be young and in love?
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Or at least in love.
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Ow! Kidding, mom. Kidding.
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Well, now,
this is big news, Alex.
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What girl
are you in love with?
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Well, dad, I've narrowed it down
to seven lucky finalists.
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And you'll find
their pictures in here.
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Leland college
freshman directory.
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You met seven different
freshmen girls
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on your first day of school?
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Well, I haven't actually
met any of them yet, mom.
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I decided it'd be more efficient
to go through the book,
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pick one I like, seek her out,
and fall in love.
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Wouldn't it be easier
just to order a few,
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try them out, and then send back
the ones you don't like?
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You're a natural at this.
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Alex, picking out girlfriends
based on pictures in a book
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is a bit immature,
not to mention sexist.
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Right, Steven?
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Steven!
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Oh, uh...yes. I agree.
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Now, this is despicable, Alex.
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I'm shocked at you.
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Will you two cut it out?
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Yes, really, Alex.
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Mom, mom, look at this one -
Tricia Armstrong.
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Now, come on. Don't you think
we make a good couple?
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Well, you're both
two-dimensional.
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See?
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Anyway, here's my plan.
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I figure I'll drop her a note
in the college mail tomorrow,
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tell her I'm from the Sophomore
Hospitality Committee,
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And I'll be calling by
later in the day.
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Yes?
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Ah. Excuse me.
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You're not Tricia Armstrong,
are you?
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No, I'm Ellen Reed.
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Sorry to disappoint you.
Tricia's my roommate.
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Oh, she's your roommate.
Fabulous.
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Hi. Uh, Alex P. Keaton,
Sophomore Hospitality Committee.
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Congratulations.
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Whoa. Excuse me.
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Uh, do you mind if I wait
around here for a while?
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I told miss Armstrong
that I'd meet her here,
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and it's official
Committee business.
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Yeah, I suppose.
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Ah, thanks very much.
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So, you and Tricia
must be pretty close, huh?
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Met her yesterday.
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Oh. How'd that go?
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She said hello
when I said hello.
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Sounds like she's got
the gift of gab.
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Put that down.
Can't you see I'm painting that?
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Wait a minute.
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That is supposed to be this?
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It's not supposed to be
representational.
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It's abstract.
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Oh, I'll say it's abstract.
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What do you call it?
"Find the apple"?
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I'd explain the concept
of abstract art to you,
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but I have a feeling
I'd be wasting my time.
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Oh.
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Oh, you do, do you?
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Look, I know why you're here.
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What, do you think I'm stupid?
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I happen to know
that there's no such thing
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as a Sophomore
Hospitality Committee.
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There is, too.
I'm the president.
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And, uh - and founder.
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You're here for exactly the same
reason as all those other guys.
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You saw Tricia's picture
In the freshmen directory,
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and you came by here
to hit on her.
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That is not true.
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What other guys?
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Don't worry, you'll do fine.
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From what I can tell
about Tricia, you're her type.
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Oh, oh, I see,
and you know what type I am.
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I mean,
you got me all figured out.
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Well, let me take a shot.
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You're an economics major.
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You voted for Reagan.
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You're in the Debating Club
and the Young Executives Club,
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and you wear a jacket and tie
everywhere you go.
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Ha.
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Just shows you what you know.
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I quit the debating club
last spring.
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- I'm sorry. I misjudged you.
- Wait a minute.
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What is going on here?
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Why are you giving me
such a hard time?
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Maybe it's because I've had
to spend the last two days
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making inane conversation
with insecure guys like you
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who fall in love
with photographs.
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Insecure, huh?
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Let me tell you something.
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You have really got a chip
on your shoulder.
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I do not have a chip
on my shoulder!
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I am a very nice person except
when I'm around people like you!
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Oh, people like me?!
People like me?!
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I happen to like people like me!
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I can tell you do.
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And of all the people like you
that there are,
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you probably like you the best.
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Yeah, well,
let me tell you something.
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You are about
the most unfriendly,
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self-righteous person
I have ever met.
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Alex P. Keaton, Sophomore
Hospitality Committee.
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- Hi.
- How you doing?
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Oh, hey, Alex.
I left some dinner for you.
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Oh, thanks, mom.
I already ate.
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Oh. How'd your girl shopping go?
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It was fine. It was great.
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Oh. Is that one young lady
as pretty in person?
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Uh-huh.
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You seemed happier
with her picture.
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No, no, no, it was fine.
She was - she was great.
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She was really great.
I mean, we went to a movie.
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And we're probably gonna go out
tomorrow night.
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It's just that
she's got this roommate.
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Ellen Reed.
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Ma, I got into a big argument
with this girl
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while I was waiting around
for Tricia.
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And it really bugged me.
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Do you know she had the nerve
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to accuse me of going over there
just to hit on Tricia?
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Well, isn't that
why you went over?
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So what?
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What is the big deal?
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I was just asking.
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And then she starts in -
real know-it-all, you know,
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like she knows
everything about me.
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"You're an economics major.
You voted for Reagan.
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"You're in the Debating Club.
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You're in
the Young Executives Club."
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Well, all that is true.
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I quit the Debating Club
last spring!
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And then she tells me
I'm insecure.
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I mean - I mean, you don't
think I'm insecure, do you, mom?
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B-because I would hate
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for - for people to view me
a-as insecure.
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B-because I'm not.
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I'm - I'm really, really not.
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Hm. This girl really
got to you, huh?
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You know, Alex,
it was really nice of you
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to come over the other day
to meet me.
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All the guys at Leland
have been so nice to me.
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Well, that's the Leland motto -
"we're nice."
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Easy, Trish.
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Oh, hi, Ellen.
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Hi, Trish.
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Hello.
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- Hello.
- Oh.
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Ellen, your boyfriend, Dennis,
called a couple of hours ago.
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He said he'd call back
tomorrow.
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Oh, thanks, Trish.
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Ellen's boyfriend is a senior
at Franklin & Marshall.
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He's gonna be
a psychologist,
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and they're probably
gonna get married.
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Isn't that great?
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Swell.
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Trish,
you have a phone call.
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Oh, thanks, Jack.
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I'll be right back, Alex.
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Well, you two seem
to be hitting it off.
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Well, that shouldn't
surprise you.
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After all, we are the same type.
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Listen, I won't bother you guys.
I just came back to get a book.
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I'll be out of your way
in a minute.
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Hey, it's your room.
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You need any help?
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No.
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Here, here, let me get that.
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No, I can do it.
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The same thing
happened yesterday.
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I fixed it myself.
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You did a nice job.
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Okay, fine, you seem
to want to help so badly.
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All right.
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Just, uh...um...
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Right, uh, just, like...
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All right, okay, no prob.
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Just get this.
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All right, okay.
All right. Here.
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Okay.
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There we go.
Gently, gently, gently.
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Ah.
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Piece of cake.
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Anything else need fixing
while I'm here?
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That'll do it. Thanks.
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Uh...
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Listen, Ellen,
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about the other day,
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I'm sorry if I came on
a little strong.
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I'm sorry, too.
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Hey, hey, did you do these?
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What? Oh, yeah.
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They're mine.
They're not very good.
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Oh, come on, these are great.
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00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,810
I mean, now,
these look like real things.
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I mean, look at that.
That could be a real painting.
258
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:17,010
It is a real painting.
259
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:18,950
Yeah, this one, too.
This is great.
260
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,010
Who is that?
261
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,410
Oh, that's just a guy I know.
262
00:13:23,450 --> 00:13:24,750
An old friend.
263
00:13:24,780 --> 00:13:26,280
Dennis.
264
00:13:26,310 --> 00:13:28,250
Oh, your boyfriend.
265
00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:32,210
Well, I guess that depends
on what you mean by boyfriend.
266
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,750
Uh, Tricia said you
were gonna marry him.
267
00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:38,450
Oh, well, if that's
what you mean, yeah.
268
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,980
So, you are
getting married?
269
00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:43,880
Well, he really wants to.
270
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,080
Of course, I do, too.
271
00:13:45,110 --> 00:13:46,880
I probably will.
272
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,280
I'm sure I will.
273
00:13:48,310 --> 00:13:49,750
I don't know.
Maybe not.
274
00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:52,010
Well, as long as you're sure,
I mean.
275
00:13:53,950 --> 00:13:56,350
What a nice call that was.
276
00:13:56,380 --> 00:13:57,580
Who was it from?
277
00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,150
A guy named Brett
278
00:13:59,180 --> 00:14:01,280
from the senior class
Welcoming Committee.
279
00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:06,080
Listen, Trish.
280
00:14:06,110 --> 00:14:07,750
Uh, you got to be careful,
you know.
281
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:10,680
A lot of those organizations
are bogus.
282
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:13,510
Trust him. He knows.
283
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,210
Bye, Ellen.
284
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:20,980
Come on, Alex.
This is important.
285
00:14:21,010 --> 00:14:23,650
Now, pretend that you're
Theta Pi Sigma Sorority
286
00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:27,180
and you've invited me
to tonight's fall pledge dance.
287
00:14:27,210 --> 00:14:29,380
Which one would you
most like me to wear?
288
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:32,810
Uh, Tricia, this is silly.
289
00:14:32,850 --> 00:14:35,550
I mean, I'm no good
at pretending I'm a sorority.
290
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:38,310
I never have been.
291
00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:41,080
Oh, the pink one's you, Alex.
292
00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,810
Good morning.
293
00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,750
Jennifer, Mallory.
Oh, hi, Mr. Keaton.
294
00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:47,410
I'm gonna go
try these dresses on.
295
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,880
Will you tell me which one
looks best?
296
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:50,910
- Sure, let's go.
- Okay, bye.
297
00:14:51,710 --> 00:14:56,010
Well, Alex,
I have to give you credit.
298
00:14:56,050 --> 00:14:58,780
You got that book,
picked out the girl you wanted,
299
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:02,550
sought her out,
and now you're a happy couple.
300
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:04,850
You took all the surprise
and romance out of love
301
00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:08,210
and reduced it
to what it should be...
302
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:10,650
An exact science.
303
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:15,210
Yeah, well, it's not as exact
as I'd hoped, dad.
304
00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:16,880
What do you mean?
305
00:15:16,910 --> 00:15:18,710
I don't know.
306
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,210
Here I am. I'm with Tricia.
307
00:15:21,250 --> 00:15:23,210
She's everything
I'd hoped she'd be.
308
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:25,910
She's beautiful.
She's fun-loving.
309
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,380
She's vivacious.
310
00:15:27,410 --> 00:15:29,150
And if I have to spend
another minute with her,
311
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:31,710
I'm gonna strangle both of us.
312
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,910
Well,
these things take time, Alex.
313
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,410
The crazy thing is
she's got this roommate,
314
00:15:38,450 --> 00:15:40,650
an art major
for crying out loud,
315
00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:44,410
Who I have absolutely nothing
in common with.
316
00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:48,610
And for some unknown reason,
I think about her constantly.
317
00:15:48,650 --> 00:15:51,750
And she's got a boyfriend
who she's probably gonna marry.
318
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,380
Alex, I hope I'm not interfering
in your personal life
319
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,310
if I say...
320
00:15:57,350 --> 00:15:59,310
Good luck.
321
00:16:00,550 --> 00:16:02,310
Oh, there you are, Alex.
322
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,150
Would you look after Andrew
for a while?
323
00:16:04,180 --> 00:16:05,450
Oh, yeah. You got it, mom.
324
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480
Oh, and, dad?
325
00:16:06,510 --> 00:16:07,480
Yeah.
326
00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:08,980
I hope you win this time.
327
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:13,110
Alex, we jog for exercise
and fun.
328
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:14,510
It's not a competition.
329
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:16,250
Yeah. You ready to go?
330
00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,350
Yeah. All set.
331
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,850
Whoops.
332
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,510
Would you mind getting that
for me, dear?
333
00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:22,150
Uh, yeah.
334
00:16:23,450 --> 00:16:25,250
Oh, Steven!
335
00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:30,450
Well, big guy,
looks like just you and me.
336
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,750
What do you want to do, Alex?
337
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,110
I don't know.
338
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,180
I thought maybe we'd pop open
a couple of cold beers.
339
00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,980
Okay,
but I'm only 9 months old.
340
00:16:39,010 --> 00:16:41,280
Make mine a light.
341
00:16:42,510 --> 00:16:44,910
You're corrupting a minor.
I'm calling the police.
342
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:48,210
When - uh,
when - when did you get here?
343
00:16:48,250 --> 00:16:51,680
Just a second ago.
I came by to pick up Tricia.
344
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:52,950
Who's that little guy?
345
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,610
This is my brother, Andrew.
346
00:16:55,650 --> 00:16:57,280
Andrew, this is Ellen.
347
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,880
Hi, Ellen.
348
00:17:00,180 --> 00:17:02,650
Tricia needs a guy's opinion
about her dress.
349
00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:04,810
I think's Andrew's
our safest bet.
350
00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:14,180
Well, I guess I'll go
tell Tricia I'm here.
351
00:17:14,210 --> 00:17:15,350
Yeah, uh, wait.
352
00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:18,410
Ellen, uh, just a minute.
353
00:17:18,450 --> 00:17:20,450
I, uh -
I got you something.
354
00:17:21,880 --> 00:17:23,080
You did?
355
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,810
Yeah, it's no big deal.
356
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:26,580
I was at this art show,
357
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,480
and, uh, they were having
a sale on Picassos.
358
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:38,610
And I knew you liked his stuff,
so I got you one.
359
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:47,180
Alex...
360
00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:49,480
It's not a Picasso.
361
00:17:49,510 --> 00:17:51,310
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is.
362
00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,380
Sure. Look right here.
363
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,750
Uh, Pica...
364
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,280
Picardo.
365
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:02,110
Uh, Vince Picardo.
366
00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:06,410
Got to admit, though,
he is good.
367
00:18:09,010 --> 00:18:10,510
Alex, thank you.
368
00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:13,980
This - this was very sweet
of you.
369
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:17,310
It was - it was nothing.
370
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,050
Really, I mean,
I was there and everything,
371
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,080
and I knew you liked art.
372
00:18:20,110 --> 00:18:21,950
It was still very sweet.
Thank you. I really -
373
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:23,510
No, no, don't worry about it.
It was a couple of bucks.
374
00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,310
- Even so.
- No big deal.
375
00:18:24,350 --> 00:18:26,550
It was very sweet. Now shut up.
376
00:18:28,950 --> 00:18:31,150
You're welcome.
377
00:18:34,910 --> 00:18:36,780
So, I guess I'll see you guys
at the dance tonight.
378
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,610
Oh, you, uh -
you gonna be there?
379
00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:41,080
Yeah, just to make some money.
380
00:18:41,110 --> 00:18:42,710
I'm working
the refreshment table.
381
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:47,210
So come say hello
if you get bored.
382
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,810
I will. I will.
383
00:18:49,850 --> 00:18:52,710
In fact, um, I don't know.
384
00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:54,410
Maybe - maybe we could -
385
00:18:54,450 --> 00:18:56,380
- Oh, hi, Ellen.
- Hi.
386
00:18:56,410 --> 00:18:57,510
I didn't know you were here yet.
387
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:59,280
Yeah, uh, she just got here.
388
00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:01,780
- Just now.
- Second ago.
389
00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,380
Great. Are you ready to go?
390
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:05,480
- Yeah, let's go.
- Okay.
391
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,180
Oh.
392
00:19:11,480 --> 00:19:14,150
Mmm. Bye.
393
00:19:14,180 --> 00:19:15,580
- Bye.
- I'll see you tonight.
394
00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:16,610
Yeah.
395
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:34,780
Thanks, Alex.
That was nice.
396
00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,110
You having a good time?
397
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:37,310
Oh, it's wonderful.
398
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:38,480
Everybody looks so nice,
399
00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:40,510
and the decorations
are beautiful.
400
00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:41,780
Hi, Ellen.
401
00:19:41,810 --> 00:19:43,750
Hey, it's 10:00.
402
00:19:43,780 --> 00:19:46,710
Showing a tape of last week's
pep rally up in the lounge.
403
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,610
Oh, wow. You want to go, Alex?
404
00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:51,250
Uh, no, Tricia.
Why don't you go ahead?
405
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:53,880
Um, I'm gonna stay here
and relax.
406
00:19:53,910 --> 00:19:56,180
Enjoy these decorations.
407
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:58,310
Okay, I won't be long.
408
00:19:58,350 --> 00:20:01,680
[ Billy Vera & The Beaters'
"At This Moment" plays ]
409
00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:05,450
? what did you think
410
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:09,080
? I would do at this moment
411
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,550
? when you're standing
before me ?
412
00:20:15,150 --> 00:20:17,050
Hey. How's it going?
413
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,810
Fine.
414
00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:20,050
Excuse me.
415
00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,380
Something wrong?
416
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,780
No, nothing wrong.
417
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,750
Well, listen,
why don't you take a break?
418
00:20:28,780 --> 00:20:29,750
Let's dance.
419
00:20:29,780 --> 00:20:32,050
No, I can't.
I have to...
420
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,110
Make sure there's
enough punch available.
421
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,610
Ellen, there are 8,000
cups of punch here.
422
00:20:40,650 --> 00:20:42,810
Please, Alex,
I don't want to dance.
423
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,450
- Why not?
- Because I just don't.
424
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:47,080
- Come on.
- ? I would say at this moment
425
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,380
? when I'm faced
with the knowledge ?
426
00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:56,550
? that you just don't love me
427
00:20:56,580 --> 00:21:01,050
? did you think
I would curse you ?
428
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:04,950
? or say things to hurt you
429
00:21:04,980 --> 00:21:10,580
? 'cause you just don't
love me no more ?
430
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:17,580
? did you think
I could hate you ?
431
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,410
? or raise my hands to you?
432
00:21:19,450 --> 00:21:20,550
Ellen.
433
00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:21,880
What?
434
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:23,150
Nothing.
435
00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:24,180
What is it?
436
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:27,610
Nothing. I - nothing.
437
00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:29,650
- You were gonna say something.
- No, no, no, no.
438
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,380
I thought
I was gonna say something,
439
00:21:31,410 --> 00:21:35,450
and then I realized I wasn't.
440
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,880
? and you know
441
00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:42,850
? I'd never hurt you
442
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,910
? whoa-oh
443
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:47,550
? what do you think
444
00:21:48,710 --> 00:21:52,250
? I would give at this moment
445
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,910
Ellen.
446
00:21:53,950 --> 00:21:55,080
What?
447
00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:56,450
Nothing.
448
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:02,310
Uh, that time
it was really nothing.
449
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:06,150
? I'd fall down on my knees
450
00:22:06,180 --> 00:22:10,580
? kiss the ground
that you walk on ?
451
00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:15,380
? if I could
just hold you again ?
452
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:21,680
Ellen.
453
00:22:21,710 --> 00:22:22,880
Alex, please, let me go.
454
00:22:22,910 --> 00:22:26,410
Ellen, I'm sorry. I slipped.
455
00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:28,110
Ellen.
456
00:22:31,710 --> 00:22:32,980
Guess who.
457
00:22:34,180 --> 00:22:36,250
What you been doing?
458
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,750
Uh, dancing.
459
00:22:37,780 --> 00:22:40,010
I danced with Ellen.
460
00:22:40,050 --> 00:22:42,880
Really?
Well, did she tell you?
461
00:22:45,250 --> 00:22:47,150
Tell me what?
462
00:22:47,180 --> 00:22:48,610
Oops.
463
00:22:48,650 --> 00:22:51,080
Maybe she doesn't
want anybody to know.
464
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:52,750
Know what?
465
00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:54,050
Promise you won't tell anyone
I told you?
466
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,810
Look, Tricia,
I am not fooling around here.
467
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:56,980
What is it?
468
00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:58,880
Well, she decided
to get married.
469
00:22:58,910 --> 00:23:02,510
She called her boyfriend right
before the dance and said yes.
470
00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:03,950
Isn't that great?
471
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:09,680
? I'd fall down on my knees
472
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:14,080
? and I would kiss the ground
that you walk on, baby ?
473
00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:20,050
? if I could
just hold you again ?
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1
00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:07,960
Так, Энди, время кормления.
Я приготовлю, а с тебя уборка.
2
00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,415
А, вот вы где. Можно мне
взять Энди в гостиную?
3
00:00:11,455 --> 00:00:13,985
Хочу успеть поиграть
с ним до школы.
4
00:00:14,025 --> 00:00:16,215
Родная, но время его кормить.
5
00:00:16,255 --> 00:00:18,060
- Можешь помочь мне.
- Хорошо.
6
00:00:18,100 --> 00:00:20,715
Так, Энди, сегодня у нас
кукурузное пюре.
7
00:00:20,755 --> 00:00:24,315
Я отвлеку внимание,
а ты убегай.
8
00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:25,615
А вот и Энди.
9
00:00:25,655 --> 00:00:28,410
Как насчёт сказки перед
работой? Что скажешь?
10
00:00:28,450 --> 00:00:32,465
Пап, он сейчас занят.
Может, мама тебе почитает?
11
00:00:32,505 --> 00:00:35,365
Это немного не то.
12
00:00:35,405 --> 00:00:38,735
Алекс, не будь таким эгоистом.
Он и мой брат тоже.
13
00:00:38,775 --> 00:00:42,435
Мэллори, сегодня первый день
моего второго года в колледже.
14
00:00:42,475 --> 00:00:45,465
Я хочу побыть наедине с моим
единственным братом.
15
00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:48,665
Мы с Дженнифер
собираемся его кормить.
16
00:00:48,705 --> 00:00:50,810
А после – я занял очередь.
17
00:00:50,850 --> 00:00:52,010
Тогда я – следующая.
18
00:00:52,050 --> 00:00:54,710
А как же я?
Я тоже хочу поиграть.
19
00:00:56,810 --> 00:01:01,265
Так, тихо, тихо все!
Пусть Энди сам решит.
20
00:01:01,305 --> 00:01:04,250
Энди, кого мы больше всех любим?
21
00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,650
По-моему, выбор очевиден.
22
00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:18,370
СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:23,760
4 сезон 1 серия
«Верный выбор. Часть 1»
24
00:02:15,080 --> 00:02:20,600
Любовь – это вещь прекрасная.
25
00:02:20,660 --> 00:02:29,715
Только раз в году весной цветёт
Роза майская.
26
00:02:29,755 --> 00:02:38,260
Дар природы, мирозданье,
Сама суть существованья.
27
00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,960
Поцелуемся, отец.
28
00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:44,085
А мне нравилась эта песня.
29
00:02:44,125 --> 00:02:45,555
Мы на одной волне, ма.
30
00:02:45,595 --> 00:02:49,585
Первый день, красивые
первокурсницы снуют по колледжу...
31
00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:52,615
Наверняка ты ещё помнишь, что
значит быть молодой и влюблённой?
32
00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:55,085
Или хотя бы влюблённой.
33
00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:58,215
Шучу, мам. Шучу.
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00:02:58,255 --> 00:03:01,985
Это радостно слышать, Алекс.
И кто же твоя избранница?
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Что ж, отец, я отобрал 7
счастливых финалисток.
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Все их фотографии тут.
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Список учащихся
первых курсов Лиланда.
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Ты встретился с семью
первокурсницами за один день?
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Вообще-то,
личных встреч ещё не было.
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Подумал, более эффективно
будет взять альбом,
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выбрать понравившуюся,
встретиться и влюбиться.
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А не легче выписать
сразу несколько,
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опробовать и отправить
обратно непонравившихся?
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Да у тебя талант!
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Алекс, выбор девушки по фотографии
в альбоме – это ребячество.
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Это пренебрежение к девушкам.
Верно, Стивен?
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Стивен!
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О, да. Я полностью согласен.
Это отвратительно, Алекс.
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Я в шоке от тебя.
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Может, перестанете, а?
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Действительно, Алекс.
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Ма, вот взгляни.
Триша Армстронг.
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Мы будем отличной парой.
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Да, вы оба двухмерные.
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Вот видишь?
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Как бы то ни было,
завтра я планирую
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написать ей официальное письмо,
представившись
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главой Приветственного
комитета от второго курса,
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и днём заглянуть лично.
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Да?
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Э-э... Прошу прощения.
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Ты ведь не Триша Армстронг?
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Нет, я Эллен Рид.
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Жаль расстраивать.
Триша – моя соседка по комнате.
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Ах соседка. Превосходно.
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Алекс П. Китон,
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глава Приветственного
комитета второго курса.
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Поздравляю.
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Воу, минутку.
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Не возражаешь,
если я подожду внутри?
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Обещал тут встретиться
с мисс Армстронг.
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По официальным делам Комитета.
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Ну, проходи.
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Огромное спасибо.
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Вы с Тришей, наверное,
хорошо друг друга знаете?
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Вчера познакомились.
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Ясно. Ну и как?
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Я сказала привет,
она ответила тем же.
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Похоже, она умеет
поддержать разговор.
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Положи на место,
я же рисую.
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Серьёзно?
Вот <i>это</i> должно быть яблоком?
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Это абстрактный рисунок.
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Ага, я так и понял.
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Как называется?
"Найди яблоко"?
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Я б объяснила тебе определение
абстракционизма,
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но думаю, это того не стоит.
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Оу!
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Объяснила б, да?
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Я знаю, зачем ты здесь.
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За дурочку меня держишь?
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Никакого Приветственного
комитета нет и в помине.
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А вот и есть. Я его глава.
И... основатель.
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Пришёл сюда за тем же,
что и другие парни.
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Увидел фотку Триши в альбоме
первого курса и решил её склеить.
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Вот даже не близко.
Что за другие парни?
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Не парься, ты – ничего.
Судя по Трише, ты – её тип.
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А, ясно.
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Смотрю, ты разбираешься в т<i>и</i>пах,
думаешь, все обо мне знаешь?
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Давай попробуем.
Учишься на Экономическом.
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Голосовал за Рейгана.
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Состоишь в Дискуссионном клубе
и в Клубе молодых дарований.
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И всюду носишь пиджак и галстук.
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Ха!..
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И это всё?
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Прошлой веной я бросил
Дискуссионный клуб.
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Это я сильно промахнулась.
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Постой-ка.
Чем я заслужил эти издёвки?
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Последние 2 дня я только и делаю,
что веду пустые разговоры
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с такими же закомплексованными
парнями, влюблёнными в фотографии.
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Закомплексованными, да?
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Вот только не надо включать
тут мисс Всезнайку.
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Ничего я не включаю!
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Я нормально себя веду,
когда не окружена такими, как ты.
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Ах такими, как я?!
Такими, как я?!
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Так вот мне <i>нравятся</i> такие,
как я!
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Не сомневаюсь.
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И из них всех, ты – наверняка
нравишься себе больше.
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А знаешь что?
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Такой холодной и самодовольной
девушки как ты, я ещё не встречал.
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Алекс П. Китон, Приветственный
комитет второго курса. Как дела?
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Привет, Алекс.
Садись ужинать.
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Спасибо, мам, я уже поел.
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Как прошёл твой отбор девушек?
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Отлично. Отлично.
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Картинка соответствует
действительности?
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Ага.
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С фотографией
ты выглядел счастливее.
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Да нет, всё отлично.
Она великолепна.
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Сегодня мы ходили в кино.
Завтра я приглашу её на свидание.
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Только вот соседка у неё...
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Эллен Рид.
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Пока я ждал Тришу,
я успел с ней поссориться.
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Меня прям это задело.
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И знаешь, ей хватило наглости
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заявить, что пришёл я туда,
только чтобы склеить Тришу.
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А разве причина была другой?
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И что?
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Что в этом такого?
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Я просто спросила.
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А потом она коварно так,
будто знает всё обо мне...
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"Ты с Экономического.
Ты голосовал за Рейгана.
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Ты в Дискуссионном клубе.
Ты в Клубе молодых дарований."
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Но ведь всё так и есть.
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Да бросил я Дискуссионный
клуб весной!
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А после она заявляет,
что я, мол, закомплексованный.
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Ты ведь, мам, не думаешь,
что я такой, ведь нет?
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Я бы вот не хотел, чтобы меня
считали, ну, закомплексованным.
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Ведь я не такой.
Очень, очень не такой.
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Похоже, эта девушка
тебя зацепила.
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А знаешь,
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Алекс, это так мило, что ты
поприветствовал меня вчера.
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Все парни в Лиланде
так ко мне милы.
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Ну, это девиз Лиланда –
"Будь милым".
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Полегче, Триш.
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- О, приветик, Эллен.
- Привет, Триш.
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- Здрасьте.
- Здрасьте.
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Эллен, звонил твой парень, Дэннис.
Сказал, что завтра ещё позвонит.
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Спасибо, Триш.
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Её парень – на последнем курсе
Колледжа Франклина и Маршалла.
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Он будет психологом,
и они скоро поженятся.
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Мило, да?
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Круто.
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Триш, тебе звонят.
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Ой, спасибо, Джек.
Я на минутку, Алекс.
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Похоже, вы нашли общий язык.
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Тебя это не должно удивлять.
Я, всё ж, – <i>её</i> тип.
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Не хочу отвлекать вас, ребята.
Только учебник найду и уйду.
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Это твоя комната.
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Помощь не нужна?
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Нет.
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Ладно, давай помогу.
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Нет, я сама.
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Вчера было так же,
и я сама починила.
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Отлично справилась.
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Ну ладно, раз уж ты так хочешь.
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Хорошо.
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Дай-ка...
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Так. Вот сюда...
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Ладно, не проблема.
Зайдём по-другому.
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Чёрт!
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Ну-ка. Вот так вот.
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Отлично.
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Опускай.
Легонечко, помаленьку...
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Ну вот.
Легче лёгкого.
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Может, ещё что починить?
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Спасибо, сама справлюсь.
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Слушай, Эллен,
насчёт вчерашнего.
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Извини, я переборщил.
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И ты извини.
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Это твои рисунки?
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Что? А, да.
Так, наброски.
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Да ладно, классные!
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Вот это уже на что-то похоже.
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А этот может быть
настоящей картиной.
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Это и есть картина.
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И этот тоже отличный.
Кто это?
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А, знакомый один.
Старый друг. Дэннис.
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Твой парень.
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Смотря, что ты имеешь в виду
под словом "парень".
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Триша говорила,
вы собираетесь пожениться.
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А, ну если это, то да.
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Так вы поженитесь?
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Ну, он очень хочет.
И я тоже.
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Скорее всего.
Почти уверена.
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Не знаю, может и нет.
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Ну, уверенность – это главное.
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Ой, мы так мило поболтали.
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Кто звонил?
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Брэтт, из Приветственного
комитета выпускников.
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Слушай, Триш.
Ты бы поосторожнее.
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Многие из этих
организаций – фальшивые.
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Можешь поверить, он знает.
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Пока, Эллен.
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Держи, Алекс. Это важно.
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Представь, что ты Тетра Пи Сигма,
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и ты пригласил меня на
вечеринку-посвящение для новичков.
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Какое платье ты бы хотел,
чтоб я надела?
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Триша, это глупо.
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Мне трудно представить
себя девчачьим клубом.
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Я никогда им не был.
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Розовое тебе к лицу, Алекс.
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И тебе доброе утро.
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Дженнифер, Мэллори...
О, здрасьте, мистер Китон.
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Хочу примерить эти платья.
Поможете выбрать?
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- Да, конечно.
- Пока.
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Что ж, Алекс, стоит
отдать тебе должное.
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Ты взял альбом,
выбрал понравившуюся девушку,
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добился её,
и теперь вы счастливы вместе.
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Ты исключил всю неожиданность
и романтику любви,
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и свёл всё к одному –
точной науке.
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Не так уж всё точно,
как я рассчитывал, пап.
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А что такое?
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Ну не знаю.
Вот я с Тришей.
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Она то что надо – красивая,
весёлая, любит погулять.
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Ещё немного и я удавлю нас обоих.
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С этим не стоит торопиться, Алекс.
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И ещё эта её соседка...
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С факультета искусств,
можешь представить?
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У нас с ней вообще ничего общего.
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Но почему-то, она не выходит
у меня из головы.
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Так у неё ещё и парень есть,
они собираются пожениться.
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Алекс, надеюсь я не сильно вмешаюсь
в твою личную жизнь, если скажу...
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удачи!
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Вот ты где, Алекс.
Посидишь немного с Энди?
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00:16:04,125 --> 00:16:05,385
Да, конечно, мам.
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- Отец.
- Да?
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00:16:07,135 --> 00:16:08,915
Желаю тебе победы.
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00:16:08,955 --> 00:16:13,060
Алекс, мы бегаем
для поддержания формы.
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Это не соревнование.
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- Верно. Готов?
- Да, в полной боевой.
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Упс!
Не поднимешь, любимая?
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Конечно.
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Стивен!
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Ну, здоровяк,
остались только мы.
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Чем займёмся, Алекс?
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Ну не знаю.
Может, пропустим по пивку?
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Хорошо, но ведь мне только
9 месяцев, налей мне лёгкого.
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Алкоголь до 18-ти?
Я вызываю полицию.
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Давно...
Давно ты пришла?
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Только что. Зашла за Тришей.
А кто этот малыш?
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Это мой брат Эндрю.
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Эндрю, это Эллен.
Привет, Эллен.
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Трише нужно мужское
мнение о её платье.
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Думаю, Эндрю лучше справится.
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- Пойду скажу Трише, что пришла.
- Да, э-э...
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Эллен, подожди.
У меня есть кое-что для тебя.
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00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:23,015
Для меня?
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Так, мелочь.
Зашёл тут на выставку,
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а там как раз
распродажа Пикассо.
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Тебе ведь нравятся такие вещи.
Вот я и взял.
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Алекс... Это не Пикассо.
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Конечно же Пикассо.
Вот, смотри.
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Пика... Пикасон.
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Винсент Пикасон.
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Стоит сказать, он хорош.
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00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:13,915
Спасибо, Алекс.
Это так мило.
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Да не, это так...
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Я просто мимо проходил,
а тебе нравится искусство...
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Всё равно, очень мило.
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Да брось,
каких-то пара баксов.
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00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,500
Ну и что?
Это мило, и точка.
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Ну пожалуйста.
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00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,715
Тогда увидимся на вечеринке?
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00:18:36,755 --> 00:18:39,560
Ты тоже там будешь?
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00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,660
Да, подзаработаю немного.
Буду напитки разливать.
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00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:47,160
Можешь подойти поздороваться,
если заскучаешь.
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00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,760
Конечно, конечно.
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00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:54,360
А хотя, не знаю,
может, мы могли бы...
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- О, приветик, Эллен.
- Привет.
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Ты уже здесь?
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00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:59,215
Да, она только зашла.
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00:18:59,255 --> 00:19:01,715
- Вот буквально...
- Только что.
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00:19:01,755 --> 00:19:03,315
Ну, класс! Тогда пойдём?
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00:19:03,355 --> 00:19:05,430
Да, пошли.
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00:19:11,430 --> 00:19:14,080
- Пока.
- Пока.
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00:19:14,130 --> 00:19:15,515
До вечера.
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00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,560
Ага.
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Спасибо, Алекс.
Очень мило.
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Тебе здесь нравится?
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00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,260
Да, тут прекрасно.
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Все такие милые
и вокруг всё так мило.
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Приветик, Эллен.
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00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,685
Народ, время 10.
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В фойе показывают последнее
собрание группы поддержки.
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Ого, ты идёшь, Алекс?
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Э-э... нет, Триша.
Иди одна.
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00:19:51,225 --> 00:19:56,115
А я тут пока побуду.
Посмотрю вокруг.
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00:19:56,155 --> 00:19:58,260
Хорошо, я ненадолго.
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00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,985
Ну, как дела?
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Отлично.
Извини.
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Всё нормально?
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Да, нормально.
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00:20:26,755 --> 00:20:29,685
Может, прервёшься – потанцуем?
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00:20:29,725 --> 00:20:31,760
Не могу. Я должна...
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следить, чтобы напитки
не заканчивались.
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00:20:37,430 --> 00:20:40,560
Эллен, здесь целая
уйма напитков.
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00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,760
Но я не хочу танцевать.
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00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:44,385
- Что так?
- Просто не хочу.
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00:20:44,425 --> 00:20:47,030
Пойдём.
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00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:20,485
Эллен.
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00:21:20,525 --> 00:21:21,815
Что?
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Ничего.
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00:21:23,125 --> 00:21:24,115
Что такое?
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Ничего. Я... ничего.
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00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,585
- Что ты хотел сказать?
- Да нет, ничего.
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Я думал, что хотел сказать,
но потом понял... что не хотел.
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00:21:52,230 --> 00:21:53,860
Эллен.
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00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:55,015
Что?
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00:21:55,055 --> 00:21:56,400
Ничего.
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00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:02,260
Вот сейчас точно ничего.
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Эллен!
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Алекс, не надо.
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Эллен, прости.
Я не удержал равновесия!
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Эллен.
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00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:35,610
Угадай кто?
Чем занимался?
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00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,685
Танцевал.
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00:22:37,725 --> 00:22:39,960
Танцевал с Эллен.
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00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,830
Правда?
Она тебе сказала?
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00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,085
Что сказала?
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00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:48,560
Упс!
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00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,015
Может, она хотела
сохранить это в тайне?
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00:22:51,055 --> 00:22:52,685
Да что <i>это</i>?
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00:22:52,725 --> 00:22:54,770
Обещаешь никому не говорить?
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Триша, не время шутить.
Говори уже.
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Она решила выйти замуж.
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00:22:58,905 --> 00:23:02,510
Прямо перед вечеринкой она
ответила "да" своему парню.
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Здорово, да?
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