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? I'll bet
We've been together ?
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? For a million years ?
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? And I'll bet
We'll be together ?
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? For a million more ?
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? Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ?
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? On the night we kissed ?
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? And I can't remember
What I ever did before ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? And there ain't
No nothin' ?
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? We can't love
Each other through ?
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? Ooh-hoo ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? Sha-la-la-la ?
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Oh, oh, I'm
telling you, Dad.
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From this angle,
he is the spitting image.
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I completely disagree,
Alex.
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Well, Dad, will you come over
to this side, take a look.
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Alex, that's enough.
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He does not look like
Richard Nixon.
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Maybe someday.
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He is a sweet-looking baby.
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I can't wait to take some
pictures with this new camera.
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I- I don't know, Dad.
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I mean, uh, not so good
with cameras.
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Alex, this talking camera is
the easiest camera in the world.
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Tells you what to do
every step of the way.
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It is foolproof.
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Load film now.
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See?
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See?
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Load film now.
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Uh, you want me
to help you, Dad?
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Alex, you're supposed to be
helping me with my homework.
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It's important.
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Baby pictures
are important too.
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You know, my child psychology
professor says that,
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without enough attention
from the family
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your baby can grow up
self-centered.
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maladjusted,
even of subnormal intelligence.
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My light bulb's out
in my bedroom.
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What are we gonna do now?
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Sometimes all three.
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Oh, good. We're all here
for the pictures!
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Mom, will you please
help me with my homework?
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Uh, maybe later, honey.
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Your dad has his new camera
and he's anxious to use it.
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And it's all set
and ready to go.
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Okay.
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First, we'll need, uh,
mother and baby.
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Then, uh, big sister and baby.
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Then, uh, mother, big sister
and baby by the sofa.
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And then the sofa
by the bassinet.
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Maybe by the window...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dad...
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D- Dad, time-out, time-out.
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Look, there are five regular
people here and one baby.
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Now, the, uh,
possible permutations
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of pictures
with the baby are 178.
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With each piece of furniture,
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the number's gonna go
into the millions.
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Well, then we better
get going.
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Um, so let's start
with mother and baby.
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Oh, that's perfect!
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Don't move!
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Load film now.
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Wait a second.
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I... I know what's wrong.
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You press this and...
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that and that.
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Film exposed.
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Why you...
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Whoa, Dad, whoa!
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Break it up, you guys!
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Come on,
break it up.
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Look, Dad.
We'll talk to it, okay?
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We'll make it understand.
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It lied to me, Alex.
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Will you three be quiet, please?
I'm trying to do my homework.
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Okay, come on. Let's...
Let's get the group shot now.
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Mother holding baby.
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Come on, everybody,
take your places.
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Jennifer,
you're blocking the baby.
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Well, this is where I always
stand for family pictures.
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Where do you want me
to stand now?
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W... Just... Just move over
to one side or the other,
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it doesn't matter,
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as long as that little guy's
in the middle.
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Come on, Jen.
Come on. Over here.
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Let's go,
let's get this over with.
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Okay.
Here we go.
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Okay.
Smile.
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Come on, Andrew.
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Smile.
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Smile.
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Load film now.
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Thank you for making breakfast
this morning, Mallory.
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Andy kept me up
most of the night.
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Yeah, I heard.
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I'm sorry.
Did he wake you up too?
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A little bit,
but I don't mind.
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Out of all your sons,
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he's the one
I'd rather hear babble.
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Good morning, everybody.
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Time for an empirical
demonstration
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of sensory influences
on infants.
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See what I mean?
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What are you doing
with that stuff, Alex?
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Well, Mom, I just wanna
make sure that Andrew
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has all the proper influences.
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The earlier
he gets started,
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the better athlete
he's gonna be.
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Yo, Andy, listen up.
This big guy is a football.
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This is what America
is all about.
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Teamwork, competition,
shaving points,
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bone-crushing tackles,
playing in pain,
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spitting blood.
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That's enough baby talk,
Alex.
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Where's Dad?
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He promised to take me
to Chrissie's today.
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He'll be back
in a few minutes.
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He went to get
the baby pictures developed.
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Dad promised to take me!
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Well, he'll be back in a minute.
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I don't want to wait a minute,
I want him now.
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I'm tired of waiting.
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He promised to take me.
He promised.
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Take it easy, honey.
He will be here.
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Yo! There he is! Hi, Dad.
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Did you get the pictures, Dad? Yeah.
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But I had to wait 15 minutes
for the store to open.
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I've had it.
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I'm turning this kitchen
into a darkroom.
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No way. Let me see.
Let me see, let me see.
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Whoa! Good shot.
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Look at him. Look at him.
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He's laughing.
Who's that, huh?
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Who's that, huh?
Who's that?
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Dad, you were supposed
to take me
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to Chrissie's early today.
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I have to study, remember?
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Are you ready to go?
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I don't think so.
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I- I was so anxious to, uh...
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To get the pictures,
I forgot to get dressed.
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Um, I'll be down
in a minute, huh?
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Yeah, I gotta
get dressed too.
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Oh, this is great.
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Oh, oh. I-I should put 'em
in the album.
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We don't want to get
fingerprints on 'em.
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Will you look after Andy
for a minute, honey.
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Yeah, sure, Mom.
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Give me a chance to quiz him
on the suicide blitz.
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Alex, will you help me with
my math? I have a test today.
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Come on, big guy.
Listen, I'll show ya.
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Alex, will you stop talking
to the baby for two seconds!
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Okay, okay, Jennifer.
Oh, great.
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Look what the baby did
to my homework!
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He spilled milk all over it.
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Nice going!
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Whoa, Jen...
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Mommy, Daddy,
the baby spilled milk...
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Jennifer, it's not
the baby's...
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Mommy! Daddy!
... fault.
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See, that's why
I'm glad you're a guy.
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We don't get upset over
little things like spilled...
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milk.
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Aw!
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Mom!
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Mommy!
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What are you doing?
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I'm going in to get Andrew.
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Steven, that'll
be the fifth time
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you've picked him up
since midnight.
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Elyse, he's crying.
178
00:07:06,087 --> 00:07:07,803
Honey, we've been
through this before.
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If you pick Andrew up
every time he cries,
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he's never gonna
stop crying.
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Does that mean when he's 30,
he'll still cry in his crib?
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Not if we bring him up
right.
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Elyse, how can you
be so cruel?
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He's only been alone
for four minutes.
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Four minutes is a big chunk
of his life, Elyse.
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We're not gonna spoil
this baby, Steven.
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Come on,
let's go back to bed.
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Boy, has this kid got lungs.
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Andrew, Andrew.
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Elyse!
Oh!
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00:08:03,756 --> 00:08:05,654
Where you going?
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I was gonna straighten
this picture.
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Elyse.
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Well, he's still crying, honey.
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I thought you didn't
want to spoil him.
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I don't, but I can't
bear to hear him cry.
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He stopped crying.
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Hm.
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Is Andrew up again?
Yeah.
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We can't get him
to go to sleep.
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Oh, look, maybe we should sing
to him.
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Dad, we want him to sleep,
not try and escape.
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We should try singing.
We should try anything.
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I've got to get to sleep.
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We'll sing, we'll sing.
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Wait a minute.
What are we gonna sing?
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Something for a baby.
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Hey, do you know
"Let's Get Crazy" by Prince?
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It was our wedding song.
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Come on, come on.
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No, come on. I'm not singing
anything by Prince.
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Come on!
I'm tired, let's just...!
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? Down by the old millstream ?
214
00:09:05,492 --> 00:09:08,659
? Where I first met you ?
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00:09:08,694 --> 00:09:11,791
? You were 16 ?
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00:09:11,826 --> 00:09:13,490
? You were 16 ?
217
00:09:13,525 --> 00:09:15,459
? My village queen ?
218
00:09:15,494 --> 00:09:17,358
? My village queen ?
219
00:09:17,393 --> 00:09:20,760
? Down by the old ?
220
00:09:20,795 --> 00:09:24,794
? Millstream ?
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Good night.
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Oh!
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00:09:36,359 --> 00:09:38,894
Look, we can work this out.
We can work it out.
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I know we can.
225
00:09:46,594 --> 00:09:49,811
Now, what has stopped him
from crying so far?
226
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When we went in there to sing,
he stopped crying.
227
00:09:53,063 --> 00:09:54,861
Go in there to sing,
stopped crying.
228
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When I brought him
out here before,
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he stopped crying.
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Bring him out here,
stopped cry...
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00:10:00,063 --> 00:10:01,895
Okay, I've got it.
Come on.
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00:10:01,930 --> 00:10:03,061
What are we gonna do?
233
00:10:03,096 --> 00:10:05,426
Shh, shh.
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00:10:05,461 --> 00:10:07,244
What are you doing?
235
00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:09,028
Okay.
Take it easy.
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00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:10,826
That's my boy.
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00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,897
Don't you wake up, boy.
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00:10:13,763 --> 00:10:15,395
Little baby.
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? Down by the old mill... ?
240
00:10:21,696 --> 00:10:23,362
?... stream ?
241
00:10:23,397 --> 00:10:24,994
Nice try, Dad.
242
00:10:25,029 --> 00:10:26,528
What's going on
out here?
243
00:10:26,563 --> 00:10:28,563
Andrew's having
trouble sleeping.
244
00:10:28,598 --> 00:10:29,862
Yeah, well, so am I,
245
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:30,894
and I have to get up early
246
00:10:30,929 --> 00:10:32,829
to finish the homework
that he ruined.
247
00:10:32,864 --> 00:10:34,729
Honey, we're doing
the best we can.
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00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:36,180
I have to get to sleep!
249
00:10:36,215 --> 00:10:37,562
But Andrew's just a baby.
250
00:10:37,597 --> 00:10:39,663
He's not keeping you up
on purpose.
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00:10:39,698 --> 00:10:41,196
Oh, I'm not so sure.
252
00:10:42,529 --> 00:10:43,929
You know,
I live here too!
253
00:10:43,964 --> 00:10:45,295
Why can't you understand that?
254
00:10:45,330 --> 00:10:46,962
All you ever think about
is yourself!
255
00:10:46,997 --> 00:10:50,197
I hate you! I wish
Mom and Dad never had you!
256
00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,263
Jennifer.
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00:10:56,296 --> 00:10:57,865
Hey, the French toast is up.
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Come and get it.
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Uh...
260
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:06,831
maybe you could, uh,
bring it over here.
261
00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:09,049
Yeah, sure thing, Dad.
262
00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:10,657
Elyse.
263
00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:12,196
Elyse?
264
00:11:12,231 --> 00:11:14,030
Hmm.
Elyse...
265
00:11:14,065 --> 00:11:15,030
Huh?
266
00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,381
French toast.
267
00:11:17,416 --> 00:11:19,663
Vive la France!
268
00:11:19,698 --> 00:11:22,848
No, Elyse,
not a French toast.
269
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,999
French toast.
You might as well...
270
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,097
You might as well eat it.
I can't reach it.
271
00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,099
Oh, sure.
Oh, come on.
272
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,764
Honey, honey, honey,
273
00:11:37,799 --> 00:11:40,166
maybe you should take a sip
of this coffee.
274
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,534
Um, Mallory made it.
I think it'll perk you up.
275
00:11:45,466 --> 00:11:47,464
Whoa!
276
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,800
I used five times
the regular amount of beans.
277
00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,531
Where's Jennifer?
278
00:11:54,566 --> 00:11:57,734
Oh, I saw her upstairs before.
She looked pretty upset.
279
00:11:57,769 --> 00:11:59,534
She thinks
we've forgotten about her.
280
00:11:59,569 --> 00:12:00,498
Oh, that's ridiculous.
281
00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:02,566
We haven't forgotten
about her.
282
00:12:02,601 --> 00:12:06,265
As soon as, uh...
mmm...
283
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,367
Jennifer. Jennifer gets down here,
284
00:12:08,402 --> 00:12:10,399
we're going to have
a talk with her.
285
00:12:10,434 --> 00:12:11,999
Well, if you ask me,
I think she's showing
286
00:12:12,034 --> 00:12:14,868
all the classic symptoms
of regression syndrome.
287
00:12:14,903 --> 00:12:16,366
You know, in order
to compete with Andy,
288
00:12:16,401 --> 00:12:19,635
she's acting much younger
than she really is.
289
00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:22,167
Did Alex regress
when I was born?
290
00:12:22,202 --> 00:12:24,667
Well, let's see,
he was 2...
291
00:12:24,702 --> 00:12:27,968
Oh, yeah. For a couple of weeks,
he refused to tie his own tie.
292
00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:35,369
I wonder if I'll regress at all
now that Andrew's born.
293
00:12:36,702 --> 00:12:39,237
You're at ground zero now,
Mallory.
294
00:12:42,503 --> 00:12:46,067
You regress any more,
you're gonna disappear.
295
00:12:46,102 --> 00:12:48,537
We have a problem and we're
gonna have to deal with it.
296
00:12:48,572 --> 00:12:49,601
Look, face the facts, Mom.
297
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:51,500
When one has
a baby late in life,
298
00:12:51,535 --> 00:12:55,452
there's a tendency to become
obsessed with said infant.
299
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:59,370
Oh, come on, I don't think
we're obsessed with said infant.
300
00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:00,903
What do you think,
Steven?
301
00:13:08,537 --> 00:13:10,103
Steven?
302
00:13:13,038 --> 00:13:15,437
Good morning, everyone.
Oh, hi, Jenny.
303
00:13:15,472 --> 00:13:17,537
Hi, honey.
How are you feeling?
304
00:13:17,572 --> 00:13:18,955
Fine. Fine.
305
00:13:18,990 --> 00:13:20,303
Um, Jennifer,
306
00:13:20,338 --> 00:13:23,338
I- let's discuss what
happened last night.
307
00:13:23,373 --> 00:13:25,069
What happened
last night?
308
00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:27,505
When you got mad
and yelled at the baby.
309
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,103
Oh, that.
310
00:13:29,138 --> 00:13:31,405
I was just tired,
that's all.
311
00:13:34,138 --> 00:13:35,471
I'll see you guys later.
312
00:13:35,506 --> 00:13:38,705
I'm gonna go eat breakfast
over at Chrissie's house.
313
00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,205
Bye.
314
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:44,205
Very interesting.
315
00:13:45,639 --> 00:13:48,572
She's a fascinating subject,
isn't she?
316
00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:51,470
She's not a subject.
She's your sister.
317
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:54,007
Look, I'm just trying to keep
a detached professionalism
318
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:56,472
about this, Mr. Keaton.
319
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,005
Hate to admit it,
but maybe Alex has a point.
320
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,039
I mean, she didn't even peek
at Andrew when she came in here.
321
00:14:06,074 --> 00:14:08,040
All right, well,
when she comes home today,
322
00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:10,007
then we'll just sit her down
and have a talk.
323
00:14:10,042 --> 00:14:10,972
Well, I don't know, Elyse.
324
00:14:11,007 --> 00:14:12,772
This whole thing
could blow over.
325
00:14:12,807 --> 00:14:14,440
We could do more harm
than good by having
326
00:14:14,475 --> 00:14:16,339
a whole big discussion
about it.
327
00:14:16,374 --> 00:14:19,440
Absolutely. All that's required
here is a gesture of love.
328
00:14:19,475 --> 00:14:21,306
Slip her 100 bucks.
329
00:14:25,876 --> 00:14:28,775
You can't show love
by giving someone money.
330
00:14:29,641 --> 00:14:31,441
Uh, give her leg warmers.
331
00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,142
Yeah, maybe we should pay
more attention to her. You...
332
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:38,908
Make her feel more special.
333
00:14:38,943 --> 00:14:39,874
Hey, hey.
334
00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:41,006
Remember how she felt
335
00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:42,725
when we threw her
that big birthday party?
336
00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:44,409
Maybe we could do
something like that.
337
00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:45,842
Make her feel good again.
338
00:14:45,877 --> 00:14:47,206
All right. We can.
339
00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:49,175
Let's give her
a special night tonight.
340
00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:50,742
She can plan
the whole evening.
341
00:14:50,777 --> 00:14:53,109
We'll have whatever she wants
for dinner, we'll play games,
342
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:54,607
it'll be fun for all of us.
343
00:14:54,642 --> 00:14:57,576
Keep 100 bucks handy,
though, just in case.
344
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,776
Mom, this cake is great.
345
00:15:03,811 --> 00:15:05,108
Mmm.
Thank you, honey.
346
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,476
I know you always like triple-
layered chocolate-chip cake
347
00:15:07,511 --> 00:15:09,440
with double-fudge frosting.
348
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,443
You know, I feel kind
of funny about everybody
349
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,709
making such a fuss
over me tonight.
350
00:15:13,744 --> 00:15:15,341
Want us to stop?
351
00:15:15,376 --> 00:15:17,143
Nope. I'm loving it.
352
00:15:17,178 --> 00:15:18,876
It's our pleasure.
353
00:15:18,911 --> 00:15:21,343
Is there anything special
you want to do after dessert?
354
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:23,341
Let's play charades.
Mm-hm.
355
00:15:23,376 --> 00:15:25,043
I've got one.
All right, let's go!
356
00:15:25,078 --> 00:15:26,677
Come on. Heh-heh.
357
00:15:26,712 --> 00:15:28,775
It's a movie!
Movie.
358
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:30,176
Three words.
359
00:15:30,211 --> 00:15:31,979
Excuse me, Jennifer.
Hold on. Wait a minute.
360
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,676
Yeah.
361
00:15:33,711 --> 00:15:36,442
Hello. Oh, hi, Mom.
362
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:38,744
Heh. W...
No, he really can't come
363
00:15:38,779 --> 00:15:41,012
to the phone right now,
he's sleeping.
364
00:15:42,978 --> 00:15:46,777
No, I love
those gurgly noises he makes,
365
00:15:46,812 --> 00:15:49,478
but he's not making them now...
Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad.
366
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:52,311
She always falls for this.
Heh.
367
00:15:52,346 --> 00:15:53,846
Goo, goo, goo, goo.
368
00:15:56,211 --> 00:15:58,610
Goo, goo, goo, goo.
369
00:15:58,645 --> 00:16:01,029
Hi, Grandma.
How you doing?
370
00:16:01,064 --> 00:16:03,413
No, no, no.
It's me, Alex.
371
00:16:03,448 --> 00:16:05,044
Grandma...
372
00:16:05,079 --> 00:16:06,378
He's cute, isn't he?
373
00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,112
Okay, Mom.
We'll talk to you later.
374
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:10,878
Can you believe that?
375
00:16:10,913 --> 00:16:13,946
Grandma wanted to hear, uh,
little Andrew's gurgly sounds
376
00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:15,411
on the phone.
377
00:16:15,446 --> 00:16:17,880
How can you blame her?
He's such a great gurgler.
378
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,312
Oh, he sure is.
379
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:21,281
I was t...
380
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,478
So, Jennifer,
381
00:16:24,513 --> 00:16:26,747
uh, you were acting out
a movie, right?
382
00:16:26,782 --> 00:16:28,981
Right. Yeah, come on.
Come on. Let's go.
383
00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,313
Okay.
384
00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:32,014
Yeah, right, movie.
Three words.
385
00:16:32,049 --> 00:16:33,077
Three words.
386
00:16:33,112 --> 00:16:34,414
Second word,
second wor...
387
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,579
I'll go.
388
00:16:38,614 --> 00:16:42,581
Uh, it's a... It's a deer.
It's got horns. It's...
389
00:16:42,616 --> 00:16:43,981
Moose.
I don't know.
390
00:16:44,016 --> 00:16:46,446
Where's the baby powder?
391
00:16:46,481 --> 00:16:48,582
Uh, next to
the cotton balls!
392
00:16:48,617 --> 00:16:50,213
It's not there!
393
00:16:50,248 --> 00:16:52,281
Moose!
Uh, I'll be right back.
394
00:16:54,749 --> 00:16:55,948
You ought to go up there, Mom.
395
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:59,515
I mean, we can play charades
some other night.
396
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,480
No way.
397
00:17:00,515 --> 00:17:01,814
Mallory and your father
398
00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:04,581
are perfectly capable
of handling the situation.
399
00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:06,947
Mom!
Elyse!
400
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,150
I'll be right back.
401
00:17:26,417 --> 00:17:28,249
They'll be right back.
402
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,417
Go ahead, Jen. G...
Go ahead with your charade.
403
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:36,384
Okay.
404
00:17:37,483 --> 00:17:38,615
I got it!
405
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:42,050
I got it.
The MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
406
00:17:44,051 --> 00:17:45,082
He's okay.
407
00:17:45,117 --> 00:17:46,751
I think he just wanted
some company.
408
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:47,982
Yeah.
409
00:17:48,017 --> 00:17:49,751
Jennifer, we're ready.
Yeah.
410
00:17:49,786 --> 00:17:51,216
Yeah, a movie,
three words, right?
411
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,284
Right, and it's not
the MacNeil/Lehrer Report.
412
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,450
This is the second word.
Second word.
413
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:58,486
Have I ever seen this movie?
414
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,584
Okay.
415
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,584
Okay.
So we know it's a cartoon.
416
00:18:01,619 --> 00:18:02,519
Al...
417
00:18:05,052 --> 00:18:06,584
Bouncing moose.
418
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:10,518
Whoa, did you hear that?
It sounded like a laugh!
419
00:18:11,853 --> 00:18:13,353
Come on, Mallory,
that's impossible.
420
00:18:13,388 --> 00:18:14,417
He can't laugh.
421
00:18:14,452 --> 00:18:16,017
He's laughing!
Look at this!
422
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:18,086
It's his first official laugh.
Baby...
423
00:18:18,121 --> 00:18:20,418
A laugh? No. Really?
424
00:18:22,053 --> 00:18:23,720
You think you can get him
to laugh again?
425
00:18:23,755 --> 00:18:24,738
Hey, come on!
426
00:18:24,773 --> 00:18:25,686
Tickle him.
427
00:18:25,721 --> 00:18:27,351
It's the rattle.
428
00:18:27,386 --> 00:18:28,584
He's smiling!
429
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:29,851
Hey, look, look, look.
430
00:18:29,886 --> 00:18:32,353
That's his first
real smile!
431
00:18:33,886 --> 00:18:35,118
A quarterback.
432
00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:36,920
He's not gonna
play football.
433
00:18:38,954 --> 00:18:41,787
I have to find a place
where there are no babies.
434
00:18:43,153 --> 00:18:44,451
Jennifer?
435
00:18:44,486 --> 00:18:46,254
I've already heard
the baby laugh.
436
00:18:46,289 --> 00:18:47,553
Thanks anyway.
437
00:18:49,354 --> 00:18:51,054
Mind if we come in?
438
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,220
If you want.
439
00:18:53,253 --> 00:18:54,920
What are you doing?
440
00:18:54,955 --> 00:18:57,251
Trying to find
a new place to live.
441
00:18:57,286 --> 00:18:59,921
The best I've come up with
so far are New Jersey
442
00:18:59,956 --> 00:19:01,886
and Iceland.
443
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:04,088
Ah. Uh, what's it gonna be?
444
00:19:04,123 --> 00:19:06,255
I'm leaning towards Jersey.
445
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,220
About tonight, Jen...
we're sorry.
446
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:12,520
Yeah. We...
447
00:19:12,555 --> 00:19:14,256
We wanted you to have
a special night,
448
00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,221
but it didn't work
out that way.
449
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:18,020
Of course it didn't.
450
00:19:18,055 --> 00:19:21,356
The baby started smiling,
then laughing.
451
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,255
Next he'll be sitting up,
452
00:19:23,290 --> 00:19:25,119
then crawling,
453
00:19:25,154 --> 00:19:26,824
then he'll be eating
solid foods
454
00:19:26,859 --> 00:19:28,821
and not spitting it up.
455
00:19:28,856 --> 00:19:30,556
How could I compete
with that?
456
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:35,389
It's not a competition,
Jennifer.
457
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,756
Honey, we... We know
it was probably a mistake
458
00:19:37,791 --> 00:19:38,921
to have a Jennifer night.
459
00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:41,456
I- it was... phony.
I- it was artificial.
460
00:19:41,491 --> 00:19:43,921
I don't know
what happened.
461
00:19:43,956 --> 00:19:46,523
I mean, I was really looking
forward to the baby
462
00:19:46,558 --> 00:19:48,289
before he came.
463
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:51,258
Then when he got here,
464
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:54,258
I felt...
465
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:57,223
in the way.
466
00:19:58,957 --> 00:20:00,589
In the way?
467
00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:02,607
Now, look, honey,
468
00:20:02,642 --> 00:20:04,633
this is your home.
469
00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:06,589
We're your family.
470
00:20:06,624 --> 00:20:08,258
You'll never be in the way.
471
00:20:09,324 --> 00:20:11,455
Do you still love me?
472
00:20:11,490 --> 00:20:14,789
Honey, come on.
Of course.
473
00:20:14,824 --> 00:20:17,059
We just don't realize
that we have to remind you
474
00:20:17,094 --> 00:20:19,423
how we feel about you.
475
00:20:19,458 --> 00:20:21,992
Maybe just once in a while.
476
00:20:23,058 --> 00:20:24,192
We're silly.
477
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,025
Thanks for coming up here
and telling me all this stuff.
478
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,492
Oh, forget it!
479
00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:32,193
That's what parents are for...
480
00:20:32,228 --> 00:20:34,325
to tell kids stuff.
481
00:20:35,926 --> 00:20:37,192
Hiya.
Hi, Jen.
482
00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:41,159
Hey, sorry about your night
getting spoiled, Jennifer.
483
00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:42,290
Yeah, I was, uh...
484
00:20:42,325 --> 00:20:45,260
I was really looking forward
to playing charades.
485
00:20:45,295 --> 00:20:47,391
But you hate charades.
486
00:20:47,426 --> 00:20:50,193
I came up here to be nice.
Give me a break, Jen.
487
00:20:51,994 --> 00:20:53,927
Oh, sorry.
488
00:20:55,093 --> 00:20:56,458
You guys excuse us?
489
00:20:56,493 --> 00:20:59,628
I think, uh, Jen, Andrew and I
have some things to talk about.
490
00:20:59,663 --> 00:21:00,894
Well, sure.
491
00:21:02,559 --> 00:21:03,758
Uh, Andrew, listen,
492
00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:05,359
you're gonna hear
a lot of girl talk,
493
00:21:05,394 --> 00:21:09,061
so, uh, just nod a lot,
like it makes sense.
494
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:14,928
You know, Jen, when...
When you were first born,
495
00:21:14,963 --> 00:21:17,660
I was jealous of you.
496
00:21:17,695 --> 00:21:18,878
You were?
497
00:21:18,913 --> 00:21:20,026
Sure.
498
00:21:20,061 --> 00:21:22,395
You know, I got tired of
hearing about how cute you were
499
00:21:22,430 --> 00:21:24,494
and how much fun
you were to play with.
500
00:21:24,529 --> 00:21:26,594
How'd you get over it?
501
00:21:26,629 --> 00:21:28,493
Well, pretty soon I realized
502
00:21:28,528 --> 00:21:31,762
that you were cute and
that you were fun to play with.
503
00:21:32,797 --> 00:21:34,429
That's true, I am.
504
00:21:38,295 --> 00:21:40,063
And then I realized
that Mom and Dad
505
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,195
have enough love
for all of us.
506
00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:45,228
You're a great
big sister, Mallory.
507
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:48,161
Not such a hard job.
508
00:21:48,196 --> 00:21:50,529
You're gonna be a great
big sister too.
509
00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:54,197
Maybe you oughta give him
to me for a while.
510
00:21:54,232 --> 00:21:55,129
Sure.
511
00:22:01,129 --> 00:22:02,730
You guys look great together.
512
00:22:06,663 --> 00:22:08,513
Andrew...
513
00:22:08,548 --> 00:22:10,364
can we talk?
514
00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:17,697
This is a great time
of your life.
515
00:22:17,732 --> 00:22:19,462
You're lucky.
516
00:22:19,497 --> 00:22:23,498
And you should enjoy it now
because when you grow up...
517
00:22:23,533 --> 00:22:26,064
That's around 7.
518
00:22:27,832 --> 00:22:29,296
...things change.
519
00:22:29,331 --> 00:22:32,598
You go from helpless
and cuddly
520
00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,432
to a low person
on the totem pole.
521
00:22:35,467 --> 00:22:38,231
You'll be expected
to do the dishes,
522
00:22:38,266 --> 00:22:40,565
take out the garbage,
523
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,131
wash my bike.
524
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:46,598
Yesterday
when I said I hated you,
525
00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,033
I didn't mean it.
526
00:22:49,866 --> 00:22:52,632
I'm sorry I said that.
527
00:22:52,667 --> 00:22:55,399
You're my brother.
528
00:22:55,434 --> 00:22:56,666
I love you.
529
00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:02,967
Oh, Andrew, you're laughing.
A real laugh.
530
00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,365
Oh, my gosh.
531
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,567
Come quick, everyone!
Hurry up. The baby's laughing!
532
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,833
Whoa, look at that.
What's up?
533
00:23:11,868 --> 00:23:12,899
Honey. Oh, he was.
534
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,133
I didn't get to see...
Oh, hey!
535
00:23:15,168 --> 00:23:16,500
Smile for me, look here.
536
00:23:16,535 --> 00:23:18,066
Oh.
Here we go!
537
00:23:18,101 --> 00:23:19,065
Oh!
538
00:23:19,100 --> 00:23:21,132
Load film now.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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3 сезон 19 серия
«Плакса»
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Говорю тебе, пап,
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с этого угла обзора
он просто копия.
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Совершенно не согласен, Алекс.
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А ты зайди с этой
стороны и посмотри.
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Ну хватит уже.
Он не похож на Ричарда Никсона.
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Ещё не вечер.
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Мой симпатяга.
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Сейчас мы поснимаем
тебя новой камерой.
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Даже не знаю, пап.
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Эти камеры такие сложные.
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Алекс, это говорящая камера –
самая простая в мире.
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Говорит, что делать
на каждом этапе.
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Понятна любому дураку.
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Вставьте плёнку.
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Вот видишь?
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Вот так.
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Вставьте плёнку.
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Помощь нужна, отец?
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Алекс, помоги мне лучше
с домашней. Это важно.
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Фотографии ребёнка
тоже важны.
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Мой препод по детской
психологии говорит,
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что при недостатке
внимания от семьи,
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ребёнок может вырасти
эгоцентричным,
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трудновоспитуемым,
даже умственно отсталым.
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В моей комнате
перегорела лампочка.
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Что же нам теперь делать?
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Иногда встречаются
все 3 фактора.
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Хорошо, все в сборе для съёмки!
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Мам, поможешь мне
с домашней работой?
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Давай позже, родная.
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Папа купил новую камеру,
ему не терпится её опробовать.
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И всё уже готово,
можно приступать.
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Вот так.
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Сначала снимем...
маму с малышом.
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Потом старшую сестру
с малышом.
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Затем маму, старшую сестру
и малыша у дивана.
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А после диван у колыбели.
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- Потом у окна...
- Оу, полегче.
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Тайм-аут, тайм-аут, отец.
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Здесь пятеро обычных людей
и один ребёнок.
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Число возможных комбинаций
для фото с ребёнком – 178.
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А если добавить
предметы мебели,
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число достигнет миллионов.
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Не будем тогда терять времени.
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Начнём с мамы и малыша.
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Великолепно!
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Не двигайтесь!
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Вставьте плёнку.
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Секунду.
Я знаю, что не так.
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Нажмём здесь...
вот тут и тут.
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Плёнка засвечена.
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Ах ты!..
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Отец, отец!
Не деритесь, ребята!
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Хватит.
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Спокойно, пап.
Мы поговорим с ней.
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Она нас поймёт.
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Она солгала мне, Алекс.
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Можете вы трое потише как-то?
Я пытаюсь учить уроки.
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Так, давайте сделаем
групповой снимок.
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Мама держит малыша.
Ребята, все по местам.
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Дженнифер,
ты закрываешь ребёнка.
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Но я всегда здесь
на семейных снимках.
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Где прикажешь мне
встать сейчас?
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Подвинься в любую сторону,
без разницы,
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главное, чтоб наш малыш
был в центре.
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Давай, Джен, иди сюда.
Иди-иди, скорее.
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- Приготовились.
- Вот так.
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- Улыбочку.
- Давай, Эндрю.
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Улыбнись. Улыбнись.
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Вставьте плёнку.
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Спасибо, что приготовила
завтрак, Мэллори.
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Энди не давал спать всю ночь.
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Да уж, слышала.
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Прости. Он и тебя разбудил?
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Немного, но ничего.
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Уж лучше его плач, чем
болтовня другого твоего сына.
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Всем доброе утро.
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Настало время
эмпирической демонстрации
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сенсорного воздействия
на младенцев.
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О чём я и говорила.
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Зачем тебе всё это, Алекс?
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Ма, я хочу проследить,
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чтобы у Эндрю были
правильные кумиры.
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Чем раньше он начнёт занятия,
тем лучшим атлетом он станет.
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Так, Энди, слухай сюда.
Это у нас – футбол.
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В нём вся суть Америки.
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Работа в команде, конкуренция,
подставные матчи,
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костоломные подкаты,
игра через боль,
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сплёвывание кровью.
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Хватит сюсюкаться, Алекс.
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А где папа? Он обещал
отвезти меня к Крисси.
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00:05:08,260 --> 00:05:09,490
Скоро вернётся.
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Пошёл печатать
фотографии с малышом.
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Но он обещал отвезти меня!
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Он будет через минуту.
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Не хочу я ждать минуту.
Мне надо сейчас.
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Надоело уже ждать.
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Он обещал отвезти меня.
Обещал!
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Успокойся, милая.
Он сейчас придёт.
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- Вот и он!
- Привет, пап.
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- Сделал фотки?
- Да.
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Но пришлось 15 минут ждать
открытия магазина.
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С меня хватит.
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Я превращу эту кухню
в фотолабораторию.
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- Дай посмотреть.
- И мне, и мне.
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Отличный снимок!
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Посмотрите на него.
Посмотрите.
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- Он смеётся.
- Кто это у нас, а?
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Кто это?
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Папа, ты должен был отвезти
меня к Крисси сегодня.
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Мне надо заниматься, помнишь?
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Готов ехать?
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Вряд ли. Я так торопился...
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сделать фотографии,
что забыл переодеться.
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Спущусь через минутку, ладно?
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Тоже пойду оденусь.
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Вот классное.
120
00:06:01,830 --> 00:06:05,290
Надо вклеить в альбом,
чтоб не заляпать пальцами.
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00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:06,990
Присмотри за Энди
минутку, родной.
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Конечно, мам.
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00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:11,720
Опрошу на предмет
суицидальных настроений.
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Алекс, поможешь с математикой?
У нас сегодня контрольная.
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Давай, крепыш.
Я тебе покажу.
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Алекс, отвлекись от ребёнка
хоть на пару секунд.
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- Ладно, ладно, Дженнифер.
- Ну класс.
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Только глянь, что он сделал
с моей тетрадью!
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Всё залил молоком.
Зашибись!
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Полегче, Джен...
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Мам, пап,
малыш разлил молоко...
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Дженнифер,
это не малыш... виноват.
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Вот поэтому я и рад,
что ты парень.
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Мы не расстраиваемся
из-за такой ерунды, как пролитое...
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молоко.
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00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:43,270
Ёлки!
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Мама!
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Мамуля!
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Чего это ты удумал?
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Хочу взять Эндрю.
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00:07:00,660 --> 00:07:04,130
Стивен, это будет уже
пятый раз за ночь.
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00:07:04,170 --> 00:07:06,000
Но он же плачет.
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00:07:06,030 --> 00:07:07,750
Милый, мы ведь уже
всё прояснили.
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00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:11,160
Если каждый раз брать Эндрю
на руки, он так и будет плакать.
145
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Хочешь сказать, даже в 30 лет
он будет плакать в своей колыбели?
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Нет, если мы воспитаем
его правильно.
147
00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,130
Элиза, как ты можешь быть
такой жестокой?
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Он пробыл один всего 4 минуты.
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В масштабах его жизни
это вечность.
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Мы не станем баловать
этого ребёнка, Стивен.
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00:07:33,470 --> 00:07:35,400
Идём спать.
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Ёлки, ну и дыхалка
у этого ребёнка.
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Эндрю, Эндрю.
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Элиза!
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00:08:03,700 --> 00:08:05,600
Куда это ты?
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00:08:05,630 --> 00:08:07,400
Да вот, картину поправить.
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00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:08,830
Элиза.
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00:08:08,870 --> 00:08:11,500
Он не унимается, милый.
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Ты же не хочешь его баловать?
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00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,170
Не хочу, но не могу больше
слышать его плачь.
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00:08:17,470 --> 00:08:19,400
Он утих.
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Эндрю опять проснулся?
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Никак не удаётся его уложить.
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Может, нам надо ему спеть?
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Отец, мы хотим, чтобы он уснул,
а не попытался сбежать.
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Попробуем спеть.
Да что угодно попробуем.
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Иначе никогда не уснём.
168
00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:43,970
Споём песенку.
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Но что мы будем петь?
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Что-нибудь детское.
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Знаешь слова
"Зажжём как сумасшедшие" Принса?
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Это была наша свадебная песня.
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Пошли.
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Нет уж, никакого Принса.
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Давайте уже петь!
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? Около старой мельницы,
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00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:09,920
? Где я впервые встретил тебя
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? В твои 16 лет
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? В твои 16 лет.
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? Моя ты деревенская краса,
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? Деревенская краса
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? Около старой мельницы
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Доброй ночи.
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Мы можем с этим справиться.
Мы справимся.
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У нас получится.
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Почему он перестал
плакать до этого?
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Мы вошли в комнату и запели.
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Вошли, запели,
и плач прекратился.
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Когда я вынесла его сюда,
он тоже перестал плакать.
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Вынесла его сюда,
тоже перестал... Всё, я понял.
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00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:07,190
Па, ты чего?
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Аккуратнее.
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Вот так.
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Спи спокойно, малыш.
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Не плачь.
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? Около старой мельницы
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Зря старались, отец.
198
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Что у вас тут?
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Эндрю никак не засыпает.
200
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Я тоже,
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а мне ещё домашку
202
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с утра доделывать,
которую он испортил.
203
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Родная, мы стараемся
изо всех сил.
204
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Мне надо спать!
205
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Эндрю совсем ещё маленький.
Он не нарочно мешает тебе.
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Очень сомневаюсь.
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Знаешь, я тут тоже живу!
Что в этом непонятного?
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Ты думаешь только о себе!
Ненавижу тебя!
209
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:50,615
Лучше бы мама с папой
вообще тебя не заводили!
210
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Дженнифер.
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Французские тосты готовы.
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Налетайте!
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Будь добр, поставь их сюда.
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Да, конечно, отец!
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Элиза.
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Элиза?
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- Элиза...
- Что?
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00:11:14,714 --> 00:11:16,356
Французский тост?
219
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Vive la France!
(фр. Да здравствует Франция!)
220
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Нет, Элиза,
не тост на французском.
221
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Французские тосты.
Ты можешь...
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Ты можешь их съесть.
Мне до них не дотянуться.
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Конечно.
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Милая, милая, милая,
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выпей-ка вот кофе.
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Его сделала Мэллори.
Должно тебя взбодрить.
227
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Ох!
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Пятикратная порция зёрен.
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Где Дженнифер?
230
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Видела её наверху.
Она выглядела расстроенной.
231
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Думает, что мы про неё забыли.
232
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Глупости какие.
Как мы могли про неё забыть?
233
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Как только, э-э-э...
234
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- Дженнифер.
- Дженнифер сюда спустится,
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мы с ней поговорим.
236
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,093
А по-моему,
так она демонстрирует
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все классические признаки
синдрома регрессии.
238
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Пытаясь соревноваться с Энди,
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она ведёт себя, будто ей
меньше лет, чем на самом деле.
240
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У Алекса тоже такое было,
когда я родилась?
241
00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,660
Дай-ка подумать,
ему было 2...
242
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:29,466
Да. Пару недель он отказывался
сам завязывать шнурки.
243
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Интересно, будет ли у меня
регресс с рождением Энди.
244
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Ты и так на нулевом уровне,
Мэллори.
245
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Регрессируешь чуть дальше,
и совсем исчезнешь.
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У нас есть проблема,
и нам придётся её решать.
247
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Факты не врут, мам.
248
00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,816
Когда у человека появляется
поздний ребёнок,
249
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есть риск стать одержимым
вышеупомянутым ребёнком.
250
00:12:55,658 --> 00:12:59,370
Да брось, не так уж
мы и одержимы им.
251
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Правда, Стивен?
252
00:13:08,530 --> 00:13:10,100
Стивен?
253
00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:14,119
Всем доброе утро.
254
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- Привет
- Привет, Дженни.
255
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Привет, родная,
Как настроение?
256
00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:18,950
Хорошо. Хорошо.
257
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Дженнифер, давай поговорим
о случившемся этой ночью.
258
00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,060
А что случилось?
259
00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,500
Ты вышла из себя
и накричала на малыша.
260
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Ах это.
Я просто устала, и только.
261
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Ладно, до скорого.
262
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Позавтракаю у Крисси.
263
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Очень интересно.
264
00:13:45,630 --> 00:13:48,570
Интереснейший она экземпляр.
265
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,470
Никой она не экземпляр.
Она твоя сестра.
266
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Я лишь пытаюсь подойти к этому
сугубо профессионально,
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мистер Китон.
268
00:14:00,362 --> 00:14:03,000
Неприятно признавать, но,
возможно, Алекс прав.
269
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Войдя сюда, она даже
не взглянула на Эндрю.
270
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Ладно, когда она вернётся,
мы все сядем и поговорим.
271
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Подумай, Элиза. Может
случиться настоящий взрыв.
272
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От такого разговора может быть
больше вреда, чем пользы.
273
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:19,390
Верно. Вам нужно всего лишь
показать свою любовь.
274
00:14:19,420 --> 00:14:23,344
Дайте ей 100 баксов.
275
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Давая деньги,
ты не покажешь любви.
276
00:14:29,540 --> 00:14:32,704
Подарите ей гетры.
277
00:14:34,490 --> 00:14:37,090
Да, нам стоит быть к ней
повнимательнее.
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Показать, что она особенная.
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А помните, как ей понравилось,
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когда мы устроили
шумный день рождения?
281
00:14:43,113 --> 00:14:45,790
Можно сделать что-то подобное.
Снова её порадовать.
282
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Хорошо.
283
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,120
Устроим ей сегодня
особенный вечер.
284
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Пусть распланирует его сама.
285
00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:53,050
Приготовим всё, что она
захочет, поиграем в игры.
286
00:14:53,090 --> 00:14:54,550
Всем будет весело.
287
00:14:54,640 --> 00:14:57,621
Но и 100 баксов не убирайте далеко,
на всякий пожарный.
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- Мам, пирог превосходный.
- Спасибо, дорогая.
289
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:07,686
Как ты любишь: трёхслойный
с шоколадным печеньем
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и двойной глазурью.
291
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:13,650
Так забавно, что сегодня
все суетятся вокруг меня.
292
00:15:13,690 --> 00:15:15,290
Хочешь, чтоб мы перестали?
293
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,400
Нет. Мне это нравится.
294
00:15:17,430 --> 00:15:21,290
А нам только в удовольствие.
Чем займёмся после десерта?
295
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,290
Давайте играть в шарады.
296
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:26,620
- Я уже придумала.
- Отлично, вперёд.
297
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,720
- Это кино.
- Кино.
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00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,120
3 слова.
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00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:31,920
Извини, Дженнифер.
Минутку.
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00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,390
Алло.
Мама, здравствуй!
301
00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:38,690
Что?
302
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:40,960
Он не может сейчас, спит.
303
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:47,776
Я тоже обожаю его гугуканье,
но сейчас он ничего...
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00:15:47,806 --> 00:15:49,420
Пап, пап, пап, пап.
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00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:52,260
Она всегда падка на это.
306
00:15:52,290 --> 00:15:54,821
Гу-гу-гу-гу.
307
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,560
Гу-гу-гу-гу.
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00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:00,970
Привет, бабуля,
как поживаешь?
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00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:04,990
Нет. Это я, Алекс.
Бабуля...
310
00:16:05,020 --> 00:16:06,320
Шалун он, да?
311
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:09,060
Ладно, мам.
Позже созвонимся.
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00:16:09,090 --> 00:16:10,820
Вы не поверите.
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00:16:10,860 --> 00:16:15,360
Бабушка захотела послушать
гугуканье Эндрю по телефону.
314
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:17,830
Неудивительно.
Он так миленько гугукает.
315
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,260
Что правда, то правда.
316
00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,230
Он так...
317
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:26,690
Ну, Дженнифер,
ты показывала нам фильм, да?
318
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:28,930
- Да.
- Давай, продолжай.
319
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,260
Так.
320
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:31,960
Это фильм.
Название из трёх слов.
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00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,020
Три слова.
322
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,360
Второе слово...
323
00:16:37,109 --> 00:16:38,520
Я схожу.
324
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:42,530
Это... это олень.
У него есть рога.
325
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:43,930
- Это лось.
- Я не знаю.
326
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,390
Где у нас присыпка?
327
00:16:46,430 --> 00:16:48,530
Рядом с ватными дисками!
328
00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,160
Её тут нет!
329
00:16:50,190 --> 00:16:52,230
- Лось.
- Я сейчас.
330
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,890
Ты тоже иди, мам.
331
00:16:55,930 --> 00:16:59,460
В другой раз как-нибудь
в шарады поиграем.
332
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:04,530
Ну уж нет. Мэллори с папой
прекрасно одни справятся.
333
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,890
- Мама!
- Элиза!
334
00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,100
Я сейчас.
335
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,240
Они сейчас вернуться.
336
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,360
Давай, Джен.
Продолжай свою шараду.
337
00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:36,330
Ладно.
338
00:17:37,237 --> 00:17:38,560
Я понял!
339
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,064
Понял. "Час новостей"
с МакНилом и Лерером.
340
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,700
Всё в порядке. Ему просто
стало скучно одному.
341
00:17:46,730 --> 00:17:49,700
Точно.
Дженнифер, мы готовы.
342
00:17:49,730 --> 00:17:51,160
Название фильма, три слова, да?
343
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:54,165
И это не "Час новостей"
с МакНилом и Лерером.
344
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:56,400
- Второе слово.
- Что же это?
345
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:58,430
А я видела этот фильм?
346
00:17:58,470 --> 00:17:59,307
Хорошо.
347
00:17:59,337 --> 00:18:02,450
Теперь понятно.
Это мультфильм.
348
00:18:04,949 --> 00:18:06,453
Скачущий лось.
349
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:10,460
Вы слышали?
Он будто засмеялся!
350
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,360
Мэллори, это невозможно.
Он не умеет ещё смеяться.
351
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:15,960
Смеётся!
Только посмотрите!
352
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,030
Это его первый смех.
353
00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:20,917
Да бросьте. Что, правда?
354
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,670
Думаете, засмеётся снова?
355
00:18:23,700 --> 00:18:24,680
Давай.
356
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,630
Пощекочи его.
357
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:27,300
Слишком шумно.
358
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:28,530
Он смеётся!
359
00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,800
Смотрите, смотрите!
360
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:32,300
Его первый настоящий смех!
361
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:42,240
Нужно найти место,
где совсем нет детей.
362
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:44,400
Дженнифер?
363
00:18:44,430 --> 00:18:48,384
Я слышала уже, как он смеётся.
Спасибо.
364
00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,000
Можно войти?
365
00:18:51,030 --> 00:18:53,184
Если хотите.
366
00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:54,870
Что это ты?
367
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,200
Пытаюсь найти себе
новый дом.
368
00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,819
Пока есть два варианта:
369
00:18:58,849 --> 00:19:01,749
Нью-Джерси и Исландия.
370
00:19:01,820 --> 00:19:03,904
И куда ты хочешь больше?
371
00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:06,150
Склоняюсь к Нью-Джерси.
372
00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,120
Насчёт вечера, Джен...
Извини нас.
373
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:14,373
Хотели устроить тебе
что-то особенное,
374
00:19:14,405 --> 00:19:16,120
но не получилось.
375
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,920
Ещё бы.
376
00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:21,250
Ребёнок улыбнулся,
засмеялся.
377
00:19:21,290 --> 00:19:25,010
Потом он начнёт
садиться, ползать,
378
00:19:25,050 --> 00:19:28,720
потом есть твёрдую пищу
и не отрыгивать.
379
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,925
Куда уж мне до такого.
380
00:19:33,150 --> 00:19:35,280
Дженнифер,
это не соревнование.
381
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,820
Родная, возможно, мы ошиблись,
устроив тебе вечер.
382
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,760
Это было фальшиво
и искусственно.
383
00:19:41,802 --> 00:19:43,820
Не знаю, что такое.
384
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:48,180
Я так ждала появления
этого ребёнка.
385
00:19:49,290 --> 00:19:53,072
А когда он родился,
я почувствовала себя...
386
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:57,200
лишней.
387
00:19:58,850 --> 00:20:00,480
Лишней?
388
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:04,530
Родная, это твой дом.
389
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:08,261
И мы твоя семья.
Ты никогда не будешь лишней.
390
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,400
Вы всё ещё меня любите?
391
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:14,730
Ну что ты.
Конечно же.
392
00:20:14,770 --> 00:20:17,237
Мы просто не знали,
как для тебя важно
393
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:19,370
напоминать об этом.
394
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:21,940
Хотя бы изредка.
395
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,752
Конечно.
396
00:20:26,740 --> 00:20:28,970
Спасибо, что пришли
и сказали мне всё это.
397
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:32,140
Ну что ты!
Родители для этого и нужны.
398
00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:34,944
Разговаривать с детьми.
399
00:20:35,024 --> 00:20:37,230
- Приветик.
- Привет, Джен.
400
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,100
Извини, что испортили тебе вечер.
401
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:45,210
Да. Я вот прямо очень хотел
поиграть в шарады.
402
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:47,340
Ты же их ненавидишь.
403
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:51,909
Я тут чувственность проявляю.
Давай полегче, Джен.
404
00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,870
Ну извини.
405
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,400
Вы не оставите нас?
406
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:59,570
Думаю, Джен, Эндрю и мне
есть о чём поговорить.
407
00:20:59,610 --> 00:21:00,840
Конечно.
408
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,300
Эндрю, ты услышишь
девичий разговор.
409
00:21:05,340 --> 00:21:09,010
Просто кивай головой,
словно в нём есть смысл.
410
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:17,610
Джен, знаешь, когда ты родилась,
я тоже ревновала к тебе.
411
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:18,820
Правда?
412
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,970
Да.
413
00:21:20,010 --> 00:21:22,340
Все говорили,
какая ты миленькая,
414
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:24,440
как с тобой весело играть.
415
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,540
Как ты с этим справилась?
416
00:21:26,570 --> 00:21:28,440
Очень скоро я поняла,
417
00:21:28,470 --> 00:21:31,710
что ты действительно милая
и с тобой весело играть.
418
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:36,128
Да, я такая.
419
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,010
И ещё я поняла,
что маме с папой
420
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,140
хватит любви на всех нас.
421
00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:45,170
Ты отличная старшая
сестра, Мэллори.
422
00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:48,110
Не очень-то это и сложно.
423
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,470
Ты тоже такой станешь.
424
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:54,140
Разреши, я подержу его недолго.
425
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,536
Конечно.
426
00:22:00,837 --> 00:22:03,450
Вы отлично смотритесь вместе.
427
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:10,310
Эндрю...
Мы можем поговорить?
428
00:22:14,540 --> 00:22:17,640
Это самый безмятежный
период твоей жизни.
429
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,410
Тебе повезло.
430
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:23,440
Наслаждайся этим сейчас,
ведь повзрослев...
431
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,010
лет до семи,
432
00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:29,240
всё изменится.
433
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,540
Из беззащитного
и хорошенького
434
00:22:32,580 --> 00:22:35,765
ты станешь человеком
из низшего сословия.
435
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:43,189
Будешь постоянно мыть посуду,
выносить мусор, мыть мой велик.
436
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:47,980
Сказав вчера, что ненавижу
тебя, я это не всерьёз.
437
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:51,648
Я жалею, что так сказала.
438
00:22:52,610 --> 00:22:57,429
Ты мой братик.
И я тебя люблю.
439
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:04,310
Эндрю, ты смеёшься.
Взаправду. Божечки.
440
00:23:04,350 --> 00:23:07,510
Быстрее! Все сюда!
Ребёнок смеётся!
441
00:23:14,677 --> 00:23:16,450
А теперь, улыбаемся все.
442
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,010
Смотрим на меня.
443
00:23:19,050 --> 00:23:21,080
Вставьте плёнку.
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