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ELYSE
Last week on Family Ties,
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the whole family
was down at WKS
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helping Steven on
the final night of pledge week.
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? WKS, you're the one ?
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Oh, no way.
No, don't touch a thing.
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Don't do anything
until I get there.
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I've gotta go home.
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We've got major
plumbing problems.
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Oh, Steven, I don't want you
to miss my song.
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Don't worry. I'll only
be gone a little bit.
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There's plenty of time
before you go on.
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Gus, I'll be back in
a few minutes.
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Well, I guess
I'll rehearse.
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Okay, Elyse. You're on
after the magician.
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Well... Well, I don't wanna sing
if Steven's not here.
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We'll clap really loud
no matter how bad you sing.
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Hey. Your wife's
on television.
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Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
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Wow. She really
nailed it that time.
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I think
I'm going into labor.
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Labor?
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Steven, if you're watching,
meet me at the hospital.
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Elyse, I'll be there
in 15 minutes.
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Be there in ten minutes!
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Ten minutes, and
I'll get your suitcase.
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A- and don't
forget my suitcase!
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Stop nagging.
I'm coming.
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? I'll bet
We've been together ?
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? For a million years ?
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? And I'll bet
We'll be together ?
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? For a million more ?
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? Ooh, it's like
I started breathin' ?
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? On the night we kissed ?
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? And I can't remember ?
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? What I ever did before ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? And there ain't
No nothin' ?
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? What would we do, baby ?
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? Without us? ?
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? Sha-la-la-la ?
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I thought
I'd anticipated
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every possible
situation.
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Prepared for
every contingency.
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But I never expected my wife
would go into labor
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on television.
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Well, that's the one
most people overlook.
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Oh.
Come in.
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Oh, Mr. Keaton.
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Ah, boy. Were you
watching TV just now?
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Yes, Skippy.
I saw the whole thing.
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Was it not amazing?
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A mid-court shot
at the buzzer.
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Phew!
Skippy,
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what are you
talking about?
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The basketball game.
What are you talking about?
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Mrs. Keaton just
went into labor!
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Oh.
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Heh.
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Imagine that.
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We were talking about two
completely different things.
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Mrs. Keaton's
going into labor!
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Wait a minute.
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That means she's
gonna have the baby!
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Who are you?
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I'm the plumber.
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Shouldn't you be
a doctor?
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I'm not here
to deliver a baby.
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I'm here to fix
the plumbing.
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You're doing
a nice job.
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So, uh,
tell me,
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where's
Mrs. Keaton?
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Mrs. Keaton just went into labor
down at the TV station.
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That's where Mr. Keaton
is going now.
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Now? Oh...
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it's really
snowing outside.
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Why doesn't he just
stay home here with us
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and watch it
on TV?
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All right!
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I think
I have everything:
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ChapStick, towels,
lollipops,
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a fan, uh,
two tennis balls
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and a bottle
of champagne.
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Where you going,
Club Med?
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Bud, you do whatever
you need to do
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to fix this plumbing.
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We're gonna
have a baby!
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So who won
the basketball game?
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I don't know. It
went into overtime.
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So what do you
wanna do?
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You wanna watch
the basketball game,
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or you wanna watch
Mrs. Keaton giving birth?
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We'll flip
back and forth.
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Oh. The damn car is stuck
in the snow.
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Skippy, Bud, you mind giving me
a hand pushing it out?
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Oh, sure. Yeah.
Yeah.
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Uh-oh.
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What?
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You don't have tire chains
in that Lamaze bag of yours,
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you're not
going anywhere.
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You want me to check?
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What do you mean,
Bud?
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I didn't know it was
snowing that hard out.
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You'll never get
your car out of there.
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Well...
No. This is terrible.
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All right. Mr. Keaton,
we'll take my bike.
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No. We'll take
my truck.
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I got
chains on.
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And besides, I never
get stuck.
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Good.
All right.
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Come on, kid.
You better come with us
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in case
we get stuck.
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But you said you...
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Shut up, kid.
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Shotgun!
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Skippy!
I got shotgun.
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Okay. All right, Mom.
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All right. Just
stay calm, okay?!
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The important thing here
is thatyoustay calm!
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I can, uh,
handle everything.
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Well, I can't handle
everything.
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But if youstay calm,
we're okay.
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Alex, why don't you
stay calm?
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Okay, fair enough.
That's a start.
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We should stop
standing around
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and get Mom
to the hospital.
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Hospital.
Hospital. Good.
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Uh, Jen. Uh, let's
get the coats.
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All right.
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Does it hurt,
Mom?
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No. No, it's not bad.
Just a little...
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twinge now and then.
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You know, it's funny.
I could've sworn
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this wouldn't be
till next month.
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Um, is there anything
I can do to help?
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Yeah, start thinking
of names. We don't have one.
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Um, how about
"Early" Keaton?
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How you feeling,
Elyse?
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Well, I'll
tell you, Gus,
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I don't think I'm
gonna finish my song.
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Oh, boy, boy, boy.
Those pledges have been
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pouring in like crazy.
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I mean, that audience
really got excited
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when you went
into labor.
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Man, we should do this
every year.
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Don't look at me.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
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Listen, Elyse
has gone into labor.
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Now, she can't
finish her song.
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You've gotta
go back on, okay?
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This is my big chance.
My big break.
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Oh, thank you,
Mrs. Keaton. Thank you.
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Anytime.
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Okay, Mom. All right.
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Let's go.
I'll drive.
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Uh, you ready?
I couldn't be readier.
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All right,
let's go. Okay.
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Ah.
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Ah.
Oh.
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There she goes,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Huh?
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You know,
I love new babies,
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'cause they're the only people
who haven't heard my jokes.
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Hey, uh, any new babies
in the audience? Huh?
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Raise your rattles.
Ha-ha.
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Hey, how many of you babies
are from out of town, huh?
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Hey, that was
fast.
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Was it a boy
or a girl?
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Well, uh...
We can't leave.
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The guard said the roads
are impassable.
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We're, uh, gonna
have to try again
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in a little
while, Mom.
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I'm afraid not.
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Things are happening
a lot faster than I thought.
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I'm not
going anywhere.
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Ah, Mom, will you just
control yourself?
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I'm doing the best I can.
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Ah... Ah, Gus,
what are we gonna do?
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I'm not sure. But
just don't panic, okay?
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Right. Okay. Don't panic.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
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Is there a doctor
in the house?! Anywhere!
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That's a good question.
Is there a doctor here?
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Because if there is,
I've got this...
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Uh, no. Jackie.
... thing in my back...
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No. Please, is there
a doctor in the house?
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Yeah. Uh, maybe I can
help you. I'm Dr. Witt.
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What?
Witt.
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Wow. Mom,
we have a doctor.
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Right here.
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Oh, thank God.
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Uh, I j...
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You're the one who's
pregnant, right?
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Yeah, I...
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Are you
an obstetrician?
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A botanist.
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A botanist?
Yeah. Plants.
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Hubert Witt, Ph. D.
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You mean you're
not a real doctor?
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I resent that.
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Uh, look, no offense.
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It's just that
we need somebody
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to help us
deliver a baby.
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But how different
can it be, you know?
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A bee carries pollen
from flower to flower.
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A man, a woman...
Uh, no. Thanks.
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Thank you.
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Boy, you try to
help people and...
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Dr. Witt, ladies and gentlemen.
The plant doctor.
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Mom, what are we gonna do?
I...
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Mom, couldn't you and Dad
have planned this little event
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for the summer?
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Maybe next time.
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Next time?
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Look. We have
no choice.
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I think we're gonna
have to have the baby here.
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And we'll be back with that baby
in just a few minutes.
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Uh, excuse me.
My name is Erwin Handleman.
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We're having a baby.
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He's carrying
low.
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Not...
Not me. Him.
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Hi.
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I'm Steven
Keaton.
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I'm his neighbor.
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And I'm his plumber.
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Well, that's everyone we need.
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Let's get you three
into delivery.
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My wife is the one
who's having the baby.
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She's already here.
Her name is Elyse Keaton.
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One moment.
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That's with a K.
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Well, I'm sorry,
Mr. Keaton,
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but your wife isn't registered
in this hospital.
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That's impossible.
She's in labor.
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And thisis
our hospital.
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Uh, she's probably
in Delivery right now.
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Probably took
her right in...
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Uh, Mr. Keaton...
I'm sorry, sir,
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but no Elyse...
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Keaton has
been admitted.
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Thanks for
your help, Don.
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They should all go
as well as that one did.
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Oh...
Dr. Alexander?
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Hi. Steven Keaton.
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How is she?
Oh. Hi, Steven.
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Oh, she's fine.
Just fine.
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And the baby?
A 7-pound girl.
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Congratulations, Mr. Keaton!
Congratulations.
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Wonderful. A girl.
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Can I...
Can I see her now?
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I didn't know
you knew the Dorfmans.
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Th... The...
The Dorfmans?
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Uh, n...
Not Elyse?
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No. Is Elyse here?
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She was down at
the station.
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I was at home
checking on the plumbing,
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00:09:52,230 --> 00:09:54,430
and I saw her go into labor
on television.
259
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,940
Hm. We'd better get down there.
I'll go get my things.
260
00:09:56,970 --> 00:10:00,010
But she... She could be
on her way over here.
261
00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:01,610
I'd better call,
see what's going on.
262
00:10:03,540 --> 00:10:06,050
Nice hospital, kid.
Were you born here?
263
00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,880
Me? Oh,
I- I don't know.
264
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:09,250
I was adopted...
265
00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:11,280
so I wasn't
at my birth.
266
00:10:14,690 --> 00:10:16,720
Uh... Look.
Uh, Mr. Keaton.
267
00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:17,960
Look there
on the TV.
268
00:10:17,990 --> 00:10:20,010
Not now, Skippy.
I'm trying to call my wife.
269
00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:22,070
ELYSE Steven, if you're watching,
270
00:10:22,100 --> 00:10:24,100
I couldn't make it
to the hospital.
271
00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:26,260
I'm still here
at the station.
272
00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:27,970
Don't go to the hospital.
273
00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,420
But I'm already
at the hospital.
274
00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,840
Come right to
the station, Steven.
275
00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:33,840
Are you out th...
276
00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:39,740
That was Elyse Keaton,
ladies and gentlemen,
277
00:10:39,780 --> 00:10:41,900
who is in labor
at this very moment.
278
00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:44,010
Now, tell me,
when was the last time
279
00:10:44,050 --> 00:10:45,780
you saw something
like that
280
00:10:45,820 --> 00:10:47,480
on commercial
television?
281
00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:50,390
So let's keep
those pledges coming in.
282
00:10:50,420 --> 00:10:52,560
Yeah. Uh, Steven, if you...
If you can hear me,
283
00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,690
I- I-I'm at the station.
Don't go to the hospital.
284
00:10:54,730 --> 00:10:56,190
Now, that number is...
285
00:10:56,230 --> 00:10:58,410
555-
286
00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,560
6131.
287
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,770
All right.
Try that number.
288
00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,850
Tell her I'm
on my way.
289
00:11:04,890 --> 00:11:06,870
Doc! Bud! Skippy!
Come on!
290
00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:08,270
those phones are just...
Oh!
291
00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,670
...ringing
off their hooks.
292
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:11,010
Thank you for
your generosity.
293
00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,760
And if that line is busy...
294
00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,480
...please
keep trying.
295
00:11:19,610 --> 00:11:21,530
Okay, Mom.
Now, just relax.
296
00:11:21,570 --> 00:11:23,420
Okay. It's dark in here.
297
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:26,320
Oh, no. The power's out.
Mom, what are we gonna do?
298
00:11:27,590 --> 00:11:29,270
It's back on.
299
00:11:29,310 --> 00:11:30,680
What a break.
300
00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,030
Okay, Mom.
301
00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:33,550
Just take it easy. Just relax.
302
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,990
We'll handle everything.
Okay.
303
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,400
You just gotta
tell us one thing...
304
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:37,360
What?
305
00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:39,200
Tell us what to do.
306
00:11:39,230 --> 00:11:40,870
Well, uh, for now,
all we can do is
307
00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,220
keep track of
the contractions.
308
00:11:42,260 --> 00:11:43,540
See how far apart
they are.
309
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:44,900
And that'll let us know
310
00:11:44,940 --> 00:11:46,770
how soon the baby's
gonna come.
311
00:11:46,810 --> 00:11:48,040
I got it, Mom.
312
00:11:48,070 --> 00:11:50,190
I bet these are
the first contractions
313
00:11:50,230 --> 00:11:52,310
ever to be timed on
a Duran Duran watch.
314
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,830
It's same as
any other watch, Mallory.
315
00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:58,030
See, when the big Duran's
on the 9
316
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,920
and the little Duran's
on the 8...
317
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,790
Here, Elyse.
I brought you ice water.
318
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:02,890
Oh, thank you,
Gus.
319
00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:04,760
Oh, Elyse.
Thanks to you,
320
00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,560
we've set an all-time record
for pledges.
321
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,760
Over $70,000.
322
00:12:08,790 --> 00:12:11,560
You know, Robert Mathison
says he'll pledge $1,000
323
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,830
if you'll have a boy.
324
00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:14,600
What do you think
of that, huh?
325
00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,630
Well, I...
I'll do my best.
326
00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,370
Oh, thank you. But
I've gotta get back.
327
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:22,170
Mom. H-how
can you...
328
00:12:22,210 --> 00:12:23,270
be so calm?
329
00:12:23,310 --> 00:12:25,540
You are about to
have a baby in a...
330
00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:27,780
In a nonmedical,
nonprofessional...
331
00:12:27,810 --> 00:12:29,750
nonprofit
environment.
332
00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:31,980
Well, it...
333
00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,550
It could be worse, honey.
334
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,890
It... If... I-I'm in
a familiar setting,
335
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,610
I... I'm surrounded
by my family.
336
00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:41,290
Sure, my husband's
not here, but...
337
00:12:41,330 --> 00:12:43,280
got a picture of him.
338
00:12:43,310 --> 00:12:45,190
Oh. C-contraction.
339
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:47,800
Uh, Mallory, Jennifer, how...
How far apart are they?
340
00:12:47,830 --> 00:12:49,130
Uh, about 3 feet.
341
00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,470
No.
342
00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,640
I meant
the contractions.
343
00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:57,770
They're about
10 minutes apart, Mom.
344
00:12:57,810 --> 00:12:59,440
Oh! Ten minutes!
345
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,040
Uh, 10 minutes! Mom.
346
00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,910
Do you know
what this means?
347
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,980
What does this mean?
348
00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:06,730
Alex, listen.
Please.
349
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:08,560
I'm depending on you.
350
00:13:08,590 --> 00:13:10,350
I need you,
all right?
351
00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,090
All right.
352
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,250
Jennifer, Mallory,
find Gus.
353
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:18,660
Tell him we need some blankets,
sheets, towels and hot water.
354
00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,660
Oh, and, uh, they do
a medical show, right?
355
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,550
Oh... On stage 2? They got
a gurney down there.
356
00:13:22,580 --> 00:13:24,400
Find some guys in the crew
and bring it up here,
357
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,800
okay?
Okay.
358
00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:28,000
Hey, you could use this
to time Mom's contractions.
359
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,540
See, when the big
Duran's on the 8
360
00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,040
and the little Duran's
on the 7...
361
00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,070
Jennifer.
... and the...
362
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,570
Je... Uh, I'll use
my own watch, okay?
363
00:13:34,610 --> 00:13:35,680
It's got numbers.
364
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:40,350
Okay, Mom...
365
00:13:40,380 --> 00:13:41,830
I'm gonna stay here
with you.
366
00:13:41,870 --> 00:13:43,840
Now, that's
more like it.
367
00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:45,820
I'm calm.
We're organized.
368
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:46,820
I feel better already.
369
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:47,820
Okay.
370
00:13:48,990 --> 00:13:51,590
Changed
your mind yet?
371
00:13:51,630 --> 00:13:52,890
Need an expert?
372
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,690
Well, I... I think
I'm well within my rights
373
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,530
not to be examined
by a botanist.
374
00:13:58,160 --> 00:14:01,230
Young lady,
the reproductive processes
375
00:14:01,270 --> 00:14:03,250
can be remarkably
similar
376
00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:05,240
in totally different
species.
377
00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:09,640
When were
you last watered?
378
00:14:12,340 --> 00:14:14,140
Uh, doc...
379
00:14:14,180 --> 00:14:15,210
Uh, doc, thanks...
380
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,250
Thanks very much
for your concern.
381
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,710
And, uh,
we appreciate it,
382
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,050
but we really
don't think there's
383
00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,220
anything you can do to help.
Okay, okay. I'm leaving.
384
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,690
Good luck,
Mrs. Keaton.
385
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,190
Try to keep her
near the window.
386
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,090
Make sure she gets
plenty of sunlight.
387
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,560
Hello?
388
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,260
Oh, honey, thank goodness
you called!
389
00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:37,070
Where are you?
I need you!
390
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,500
You are?
391
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,300
Well, uh...
I'll... I'll do my best,
392
00:14:40,340 --> 00:14:42,440
but they're
10 minutes apart.
393
00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:43,810
You will?
394
00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,340
Okay, sweetheart.
I love you.
395
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:47,310
Okay, bye.
396
00:14:49,580 --> 00:14:50,750
Who was that?
397
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,450
That was your dad.
Oh.
398
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,570
He's on his way here
with Dr. Alexander.
399
00:14:57,600 --> 00:14:59,650
A- and Skippy and the plumber
are with him.
400
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:00,960
Oh, what a relief.
401
00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:02,190
For a second there,
402
00:15:02,220 --> 00:15:04,180
I thought the plumber
wasn't gonna make it.
403
00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,130
I'm not even sure
that they'll make it.
404
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:07,630
He... He called
from a payphone.
405
00:15:07,660 --> 00:15:10,200
He said that the traffic
and that the storm is terrible.
406
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,570
Well, uh, here.
407
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:16,000
Well, I'm...
I'm here with you, Mom.
408
00:15:17,410 --> 00:15:19,710
I gotta admit it, Alex.
I'm getting a little scared.
409
00:15:19,740 --> 00:15:23,110
Yeah.
Well, uh, Mom...
410
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:25,411
I know exactly how
you feel.
411
00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,950
Well, not exactly.
412
00:15:27,980 --> 00:15:29,320
But, uh...
413
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:31,120
I know this can't
be easy for you.
414
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,740
This is not the way
it's supposed to be.
415
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,050
There's supposed to be
a doctor here.
416
00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,120
There's supposed to be
a husband here.
417
00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:40,160
There's supposed to be
a hospital here.
418
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:43,100
Uh, look, Mom...
419
00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,080
I'm sorry that
I panicked earlier.
420
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,000
It... It's just that...
421
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,800
I don't know, whenever
there's a problem or...
422
00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:49,970
Or a crisis
of some kind,
423
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,740
it's always you or Dad
who handle it.
424
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,410
I mean, this is
a new world for me.
425
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:56,610
Well, it suits you,
honey.
426
00:15:57,980 --> 00:15:59,350
Thanks, Mom.
427
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:02,930
Well, uh, you've
done this...
428
00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:05,010
birth thing before,
so...
429
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:07,620
you just tell me
what you need.
430
00:16:07,650 --> 00:16:09,900
Well, for now,
uh... all I need
431
00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:12,160
is for you
to be supportive,
432
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:14,190
comforting
and strong.
433
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:16,130
And if there's time,
go to medical school.
434
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,860
Bud, when do you think
we'll get there?
435
00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:26,140
Well, Mr. Keaton, we're
doing 2 miles an hour.
436
00:16:26,170 --> 00:16:29,340
The next exit is
three miles down the road.
437
00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:32,940
By my best calculations,
we should get there, uh...
438
00:16:32,980 --> 00:16:35,980
Thursday... Friday
by the latest.
439
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,880
Ah.
Oh, great.
440
00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,050
Now we're not even moving.
441
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:46,220
Dr. Alexander, what if
we can't get there in time?
442
00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:47,590
All I can say, Steven,
is...
443
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:48,690
I mean, it's not ideal,
444
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:51,030
but... billions of women
have given birth
445
00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:52,530
without a doctor's aid.
446
00:16:52,560 --> 00:16:54,850
It's a completely
natural function,
447
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,100
and your wife is
a very healthy woman.
448
00:16:57,130 --> 00:17:00,270
There's every reason to believe
that she'll be fine.
449
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,640
Thank you, doc.
450
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:02,970
I feel better.
451
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:07,480
Clear the road!
We're having a baby!
452
00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:12,380
It's no use.
453
00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,080
Oh, Mr. Keaton,
you gotta calm down.
454
00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,050
You heard what
the doctor said.
455
00:17:17,090 --> 00:17:19,350
Mrs. Keaton's
gonna be fine.
456
00:17:19,390 --> 00:17:21,590
Everything's gonna be okay.
457
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,360
Your wife don't
need you hanging around
458
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:24,680
while she's
having that kid.
459
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:25,930
Yeah.
Heck,
460
00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:28,400
my wife had six kids
without me.
461
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,390
Well, you know
what I mean.
462
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:34,800
Bud, I... I know it's possible
for her to have a baby
463
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,630
if I'm not there.
464
00:17:36,670 --> 00:17:39,540
But Elyse and I are a team.
465
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,670
We, uh...
466
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,570
wanna bring this baby
into the world together.
467
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,910
After all, moments like this
don't happen every day.
468
00:17:45,950 --> 00:17:48,110
This'll probably be
the last baby...
469
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,250
we ever have.
470
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,980
I...
471
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,280
I just...
472
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,520
wanna be there with her.
473
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:58,350
Clear the road! Get out of the way!
474
00:17:58,390 --> 00:18:00,120
Get out of the way!
475
00:18:04,190 --> 00:18:06,560
Okay, Mom.
Got everything.
476
00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:08,930
Got the towels, the sheets,
the hot water.
477
00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,300
I asked around
for lollipops,
478
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:13,970
but the best I could do
was a six-pack of Bud...
479
00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,020
and some chewing tobacco.
480
00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:18,040
I'll take the tobacco.
481
00:18:21,110 --> 00:18:22,810
Is there
anything else, Mom?
482
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,580
Well... Okay, I'd
really like to lie down now.
483
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,970
Could you check
on the gurney?
484
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,280
Well, I'll get it, Mom.
Uh, Jen,
485
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,750
why don't you and, uh,
two Durans come with me.
486
00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,360
Hey. Try not to have the baby
until I come back.
487
00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:34,720
Okay, Mom?
All right.
488
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,460
You're gonna do great.
I know you are.
489
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:37,690
Thank you, honey.
490
00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,230
Uh...
Oh.
491
00:18:44,230 --> 00:18:45,530
You're really
having the baby.
492
00:18:45,570 --> 00:18:47,100
Yeah.
493
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,590
You know,
for the first time,
494
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,040
it's starting to
seem real to me.
495
00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,170
You're not
the only one.
496
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:54,980
You know, when I think of
having babies myself someday,
497
00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:56,410
I get real nervous.
498
00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:57,810
What makes you
nervous?
499
00:18:57,850 --> 00:19:00,210
Oh. I don't know.
Everything about it.
500
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,400
I mean, how do
you know what to do
501
00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,291
when the baby
won't fall asleep?
502
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:07,020
Well, you just...
You follow your instincts.
503
00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,760
Well, how do
you know what to do
504
00:19:08,790 --> 00:19:10,930
when the baby won't
stop crying?
505
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:13,020
Well, you'll know
when it happens.
506
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:14,600
I mean, I don't even know
what to say when
507
00:19:14,630 --> 00:19:16,000
your baby tells you
she's old enough
508
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:17,760
to stay out past midnight.
509
00:19:20,170 --> 00:19:21,670
Forget it, Mallory.
510
00:19:25,010 --> 00:19:27,740
Thought I could
slip that by you.
511
00:19:27,780 --> 00:19:29,040
No.
512
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,110
Oh, Mom,
513
00:19:30,140 --> 00:19:31,810
you're gonna be
a terrific mother
514
00:19:31,850 --> 00:19:33,910
for this baby.
Mm.
515
00:19:33,950 --> 00:19:35,830
And I know that if
I have kids someday,
516
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,680
if I turn out to be
a great mother,
517
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:40,790
it's 'cause I had
a great mother like you.
518
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,010
Thank you, sweetheart.
519
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:45,150
Here you go, Elyse.
520
00:19:45,190 --> 00:19:48,460
Everything you need
to become a new mother.
521
00:19:48,490 --> 00:19:49,460
Except the baby.
522
00:19:49,490 --> 00:19:51,360
You have to
supply that.
523
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,200
Okay, now,
let's, uh...
524
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:54,700
Let's get you onto this bed. Ah, yeah.
525
00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,570
Yeah, thanks.
Mom, grab around my neck there.
526
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,440
All right.
527
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,410
Let me try it another way.
Uh...
528
00:20:07,450 --> 00:20:08,680
Uh...
Okay.
529
00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,150
Okay.
530
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,250
Oh, yeah.
Thank you, that's better.
531
00:20:17,190 --> 00:20:18,560
It's the least
we could do, Mom.
532
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:21,320
Oh, hi!
533
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:24,610
Oh, honey.
I'm sorry we're late.
534
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,560
We stopped for
a bite to eat.
535
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,360
Good going, Elyse.
536
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,170
We're almost there. Oh, thank God.
537
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,900
Well, you're
doing fine, Elyse.
538
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,770
Thank you, Steven.
I'm so glad you're here.
539
00:20:35,810 --> 00:20:37,770
Oh, me too.
540
00:20:37,810 --> 00:20:39,810
Wouldn't seem right
having the baby without you.
541
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,280
Oh, it wouldn't have
felt right to me
542
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:43,080
if you weren't here.
543
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:46,810
Oh! Oh!
544
00:20:46,850 --> 00:20:47,980
Here it comes!
push!
545
00:20:48,020 --> 00:20:49,520
Here it comes!
546
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:50,900
Push. Good girl,
Elyse.
547
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,220
Here it comes.
Push!
548
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:54,420
Push!
549
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:55,660
Go, baby.
Come on.
550
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,930
Oh. We did it.
551
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:03,460
You have
a beautiful baby boy.
552
00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:06,370
Oh, Steven.
Oh. A boy, Elyse.
553
00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:08,400
A boy! Now we have
two of each.
554
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,490
Now, wait a minute.
Let me see.
555
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,540
One, two...
Yeah, two of each!
556
00:21:12,570 --> 00:21:14,040
Two of each.
557
00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:15,910
You wanna go for
the tiebreaker?
558
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:18,010
Not tonight, honey.
I had a long drive.
559
00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:22,750
Oh.
560
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,020
Oh.
561
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:26,590
Oh, he's beautiful.
562
00:21:26,620 --> 00:21:28,450
Like his mother.
563
00:21:28,490 --> 00:21:31,320
Oh, no, Steven.
Look, he has your eyes.
564
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,620
Maybe those are
my eyes,
565
00:21:32,660 --> 00:21:34,630
but that is your nose.
I'd know it anywhere.
566
00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,250
You were great,
Elyse.
567
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,860
Oh, thank you,
love.
568
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,570
Oh, so were you.
569
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,170
Can we come in?
570
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,270
We heard a baby.
571
00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:46,970
Uh, we thought
it might be yours.
572
00:21:49,470 --> 00:21:50,610
Come on in.
573
00:21:52,910 --> 00:21:53,910
Oh, wow.
574
00:21:55,380 --> 00:21:56,850
It's a boy.
Thank you!
575
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,570
Oh. Thank you.
576
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,380
Thank you.
577
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,150
Thank you.
578
00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,320
Oh!
579
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:11,290
Oh.
580
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,460
If we could handle Alex,
we can handle him.
581
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,700
No problem.
582
00:22:15,730 --> 00:22:18,470
Wow.
Oh, wow.
583
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:23,240
It's a boy.
584
00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:24,570
Oh.
Aww...
585
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,740
Congratulate me,
Bud.
586
00:22:26,780 --> 00:22:28,680
I'm a neighbor
for the fourth time.
587
00:22:30,210 --> 00:22:31,850
Bud, I never would have
gotten here in time
588
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:32,810
if it weren't for you.
589
00:22:32,850 --> 00:22:34,810
Think nothing of it,
Mr. Keaton.
590
00:22:34,850 --> 00:22:38,020
I'm not even gonna
charge you for the overtime.
591
00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:39,360
Come on, neighbor.
592
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:40,620
Come on, plumber.
593
00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:42,720
Let's leave this family
alone for a while.
594
00:22:45,290 --> 00:22:47,460
Oh, he's so cute.
Yeah.
595
00:22:47,490 --> 00:22:49,200
He looks just like me.
596
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,400
Oh!
597
00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:54,430
Oh, great.
|
1
00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,000
Ранее в "Семейных узах":
2
00:00:03,030 --> 00:00:05,220
Вся семья была на студии
3
00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:08,020
и помогала Стивену
в последний день сбора средств.
4
00:00:08,060 --> 00:00:11,040
? WKS – номер один ?
5
00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,570
Ни в коем случае.
Ничего не трогай.
6
00:00:13,610 --> 00:00:15,540
Подожди, пока я приеду.
7
00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:18,680
Мне нужно домой.
У нас авария с водопроводом.
8
00:00:18,710 --> 00:00:20,860
Но Стивен, ты же
пропустишь мою песню.
9
00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:22,570
Не переживай,
я ненадолго.
10
00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,450
До твоего выступления
ещё далеко.
11
00:00:24,490 --> 00:00:26,750
Гэс, я скоро вернусь.
12
00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:28,720
Распоюсь пока.
13
00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,990
Так, Элиза, ты сразу же
за фокусником.
14
00:00:31,020 --> 00:00:33,150
Я не хочу петь без Стивена.
15
00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:37,040
Будем хлопать со всей мочи,
независимо, как плохо ты поёшь.
16
00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:41,200
Смотрите,
ваша жена по телевизору.
17
00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,810
Да уж.
Взяла ноту, так взяла.
18
00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,970
У меня начались схватки.
19
00:00:50,010 --> 00:00:51,810
Схватки?
20
00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:54,210
Стивен, если ты смотришь,
увидимся в больнице.
21
00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:56,050
Элиза, я буду там
через 15 минут.
22
00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:57,810
Приезжай через 10 минут!
23
00:00:57,850 --> 00:00:59,550
10 минут,
и привезу твой чемодан.
24
00:00:59,580 --> 00:01:01,320
И не забудь мой чемодан.
25
00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,250
Не ворчи. Я бегу.
26
00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:10,530
СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
27
00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:17,000
3 сезон 18 серия
«Рождение Китона. Часть 2»
28
00:02:10,250 --> 00:02:14,090
Я думал, что предусмотрел
каждую возможную ситуацию.
29
00:02:14,120 --> 00:02:17,050
Подготовился
ко всякой случайности.
30
00:02:17,090 --> 00:02:19,590
Но и представить не мог,
что моя жена начнёт рожать
31
00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,890
в прямом эфире.
32
00:02:20,930 --> 00:02:23,930
Мало кто такое мог предвидеть.
33
00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:28,430
Заходи.
34
00:02:28,470 --> 00:02:29,430
Мистер Китон.
35
00:02:29,470 --> 00:02:31,490
Ну и погодка.
Вы смотрели сейчас телек?
36
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:33,785
Да, Скиппи, я видел всё
от начала до конца.
37
00:02:33,815 --> 00:02:35,240
Разве не потрясающе?
38
00:02:35,270 --> 00:02:38,170
Бросок из центра
прямо с сиреной.
39
00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,710
Скиппи, ты о чём?
40
00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:43,250
О баскетболе.
А вы о чём?
41
00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:45,480
У миссис Китон
начались схватки.
42
00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:50,150
Только представьте.
43
00:02:50,190 --> 00:02:53,320
Мы говорили о двух
совершенно разных вещах.
44
00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,330
У миссис Китон схватки?
45
00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,060
Подождите.
46
00:02:58,090 --> 00:03:00,480
Значит, она рожает!
47
00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,670
А вы кто?
48
00:03:01,700 --> 00:03:03,370
Водопроводчик.
49
00:03:04,220 --> 00:03:06,080
Разве вы не должны
быть врачом?
50
00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:09,290
Я здесь не роды принимать,
а трубы починять.
51
00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:13,330
У вас хорошо получается.
52
00:03:13,730 --> 00:03:17,360
Может, скажете,
где миссис Китон?
53
00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:20,530
У неё начались схватки
прямо на студии.
54
00:03:20,570 --> 00:03:23,100
Туда и направляется
мистер Китон.
55
00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:24,840
Сейчас?
56
00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:26,640
А на улице-то снег.
57
00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:28,710
Что он не останется
дома с нами
58
00:03:28,740 --> 00:03:31,080
и не посмотрит это
по телевизору?
59
00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:35,870
Ну всё!
Вроде всё взял.
60
00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,370
Гигиеническая помада,
полотенца, леденцы,
61
00:03:39,410 --> 00:03:44,090
фен, теннисные мячи,
и, конечно, шампанское.
62
00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,230
Собрались в клуб "Мед"?
63
00:03:47,290 --> 00:03:51,440
Бад, делай, что хочешь,
но почини эти трубы.
64
00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,160
У нас будет ребёнок!
65
00:03:54,530 --> 00:03:56,460
Кто там в баскетбол-то
выиграл?
66
00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:58,930
Не знаю.
Там овертайм.
67
00:04:00,810 --> 00:04:02,460
Так что смотреть будешь?
68
00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:06,310
Свой баскетбол или
как миссис Китон рожает?
69
00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:09,930
Будем переключать по очереди.
70
00:04:11,510 --> 00:04:14,280
Проклятая машина,
застряла в снегу.
71
00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,990
Бад, Скиппи,
помогите вытолкнуть.
72
00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:18,250
- Давайте.
- Конечно.
73
00:04:18,290 --> 00:04:19,470
Ба!
74
00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:20,620
Что?
75
00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:23,320
Если вы не припасли цепей
в этом чемоданчике,
76
00:04:23,360 --> 00:04:24,980
вы никуда не поедите.
77
00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:26,260
Хотите, чтоб я проверил?
78
00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:27,460
В каком смысле, Бад?
79
00:04:27,490 --> 00:04:30,770
Не думал, что снега так много.
Машину нам не достать.
80
00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,600
Нет. Это ужасно.
81
00:04:33,660 --> 00:04:36,570
Ладно. Мистер Китон,
берите мой велик.
82
00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,070
Нет уж.
Поедем на моём фургоне.
83
00:04:39,110 --> 00:04:41,785
Цепи всегда при мне.
Да и не застреваю я никогда.
84
00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,640
Хорошо.
85
00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:45,300
Пойдём, малой. Поедешь с нами
на случай, если застрянем.
86
00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,745
Но вы же сказали...
87
00:04:46,775 --> 00:04:49,100
Варежку прикрой.
88
00:04:49,150 --> 00:04:50,750
Трёхочковый!
89
00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,250
Скиппи, пошли.
90
00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:57,020
Так, хорошо, мама.
Давай потихоньку, ладно?
91
00:04:57,050 --> 00:04:59,630
Сейчас тебе главное
не нервничать!
92
00:04:59,660 --> 00:05:01,780
Я-то со всем справлюсь.
93
00:05:01,810 --> 00:05:04,310
Ладно, не со всем.
94
00:05:04,340 --> 00:05:06,740
Но если ты будешь спокойна,
всё будет хорошо.
95
00:05:06,770 --> 00:05:08,850
Алекс, может это тебе
успокоиться?
96
00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:11,395
Ладно, хватит для начала.
97
00:05:11,425 --> 00:05:14,120
Я думаю, нам не стоит ждать.
Надо везти маму в роддом.
98
00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:17,710
Так, роддом. Хорошо.
Джен, пошли за одеждой.
99
00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,040
Тебе больно, мам?
100
00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:23,610
Нет, не сильно.
Только чуть-чуть...
101
00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:25,180
время от времени.
102
00:05:25,220 --> 00:05:26,720
Смешно. Была уверена,
103
00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:28,710
что роды будут
в следующем месяце.
104
00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:30,750
Я могу чем-нибудь помочь?
105
00:05:30,790 --> 00:05:34,030
Придумывай имена.
Мы ещё не выбрали.
106
00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:37,230
Как тебе "Ранний" Китон?
107
00:05:38,830 --> 00:05:40,210
Как ты, Элиза?
108
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,160
Сомневаюсь, Гэс,
109
00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:42,950
что смогу допеть свою песню.
110
00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:43,800
Ох, божечки.
111
00:05:43,830 --> 00:05:46,120
А пожертвования-то
прямо скакнули в гору.
112
00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:50,200
Зрители вошли в азарт,
как ты начала рожать.
113
00:05:51,040 --> 00:05:53,540
Прямо хоть каждый год
такое устраивай.
114
00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,570
На меня не смотри.
115
00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:57,750
О, Джеки, Джеки.
116
00:05:57,780 --> 00:06:00,730
У Элизы начались схватки.
Она не сможет допеть песню.
117
00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:02,120
Выступи ты снова, хорошо?
118
00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,900
Этой шанс всей жизни.
Мой звёздный час.
119
00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:08,140
Благодарю вас, миссис Китон.
Спасибо.
120
00:06:08,170 --> 00:06:09,190
Обращайтесь.
121
00:06:09,220 --> 00:06:10,210
Так, мам.
122
00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,460
Поехали. Я поведу.
123
00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,800
- Ты готова?
- К этому не приготовишься.
124
00:06:13,850 --> 00:06:15,600
Ну всё. Пошли.
125
00:06:19,270 --> 00:06:22,430
Вот она и уходит,
дамы и господа.
126
00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,640
А знаете, я люблю
новорождённых.
127
00:06:26,670 --> 00:06:30,010
Ведь только они ещё
не слышали моих шуток.
128
00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:34,250
Нас смотрят сейчас
новорождённые?
129
00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,650
Поднимите свои погремушки.
130
00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:39,720
А сколько сейчас
детей за городом, а?
131
00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,640
Что-то вы быстро.
132
00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:46,220
Мальчик или девочка?
133
00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:47,360
Мы не можем уехать.
134
00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:49,100
Охранник говорит,
все дороги замело.
135
00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:51,840
Попробуем чуть позже,
хорошо, мам?
136
00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,060
Боюсь, что нет.
137
00:06:53,100 --> 00:06:55,400
События развиваются быстрее,
чем я думала.
138
00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:56,830
Я никуда не поеду.
139
00:06:56,870 --> 00:06:59,580
Мама, держи себя в руках!
140
00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,490
Я делаю всё возможное.
141
00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,490
Гэс, что нам делать?
142
00:07:04,530 --> 00:07:06,190
Я не знаю.
Но главное, без паники.
143
00:07:06,230 --> 00:07:08,460
Да, хорошо. Без паники.
Без паники. Без паники.
144
00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,530
Здесь есть доктор?
Хоть какой-нибудь?
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Отличный вопрос.
Есть ли здесь доктор?
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Ведь если есть, то...
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- Нет, Джеки.
- у меня в спине...
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Здесь есть доктор?
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Возможно, я могу вам помочь.
Я доктор Витт.
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- Как?
- Витт.
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Мам, у нас есть доктор.
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Вот сюда.
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Слава богу.
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Это вы тут беременная, верно?
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Да, я.
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Вы акушер?
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Я биолог.
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- Биолог?
- Да, изучаю ботанику.
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Герберт Витт,
ведущий научный сотрудник.
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Вы не настоящий доктор?
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Я возмущён.
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Слушайте, без обид.
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Просто нужен кто-то,
кто поможет принять роды.
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А что в этом особенного?
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Пчёлы переносят пыльцу
от цветка к цветку.
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- Мужчина и женщина...
- Нет, спасибо.
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Благодарю.
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И помогай потом людям...
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Доктор Витт, дамы и господа.
Врачеватель растений.
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Мам, что же нам делать?
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Почему вы с папой не запланировали
это событие на лето?
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Может, в следующий раз.
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Следующий?
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У нас нет выбора.
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Похоже, придётся рожать
прямо здесь.
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И мы вернёмся через несколько
минут уже с ребёнком.
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Простите.
Моё имя Ирвин Хэндельман.
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У нас ожидается ребёнок.
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Что-то папаша спокоен.
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Не я, вон тот.
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Здрасьте.
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Моё имя Стивен Китон.
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Я их сосед.
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А я их водопроводчик.
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Теперь все на месте.
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Пойдёмте все в родовую.
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Это моя жена рожает.
Она уже здесь. Элиза Китон.
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Момент.
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На "К" начинается.
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Мне жаль, мистер Китон.
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Среди зарегистрированных у нас
нет вашей жены.
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Это невозможно.
У неё уже схватки.
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И это наш роддом.
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Должно быть, она уже в родовой.
Наверное, прямиком туда отвезли...
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Мистер Китон,
простите, сэр,
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но никакой Элизы... Китон
мы не принимали.
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Отлично проассистировал, Том.
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Все бы так вылетали,
как этот.
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Доктор Александер?
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Стивен Китон.
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- Как она?
- Здравствуй, Стивен.
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Всё хорошо.
Она в порядке.
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- А ребёнок?
- Девочка, 3-100.
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Поздравляю, мистер Китон!
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Чудесно! Девочка!
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Могу я её увидеть?
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А вы разве знакомы
с Дорфманами?
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Дорфманами?
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Не Элиза?
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Нет. А она здесь?
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Она была на студии.
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Я был дома, говорил
с водопроводчиком,
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и увидел по телевизору,
как у неё начались схватки.
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Поедем прямо туда.
Я возьму необходимое.
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Она может быть на пути сюда.
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Я позвоню, всё выясню.
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Хороший роддом, малой.
Здесь родился?
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Я? Не знаю.
Меня усыновили.
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На своём рождении я не был.
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Смотрите, мистер Китон.
Тут по телевизору...
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Не сейчас, Скиппи.
Я звоню жене.
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Стивен, если ты смотришь,
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я не могу добраться до роддома.
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Я всё ещё на студии.
Не езди в роддом.
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Но я уже здесь.
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Приезжай прямо на студию,
Стивен.
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Ты меня слы...
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Это была Элиза Китон,
дамы и господа,
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которая рожает
прямо в этот момент.
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Скажите-ка мне,
давно ли вы видели
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подобное по коммерческому
телевидению?
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Давайте же поддержим
наш сбор средств.
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Стивен, если ты слышишь,
я на станции, не езди в роддом.
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А наш телефон...
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555-
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6131.
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Так. Звоните на этот номер.
Скажите, что я еду.
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Доктор! Бад! Скиппи! За мной!
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И наши телефоны
просто разрываются.
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Спасибо за вашу щедрость.
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И если линия занята,
не унывайте, звоните снова.
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Хорошо, мам.
Просто расслабься.
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Здесь тьма-тьмущая.
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О нет. Электричество вырубили.
Мама, что же нам делать?
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Появилось. Это чудо.
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Ладно, мам.
Не волнуйся. Расслабься.
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Мы справимся со всем.
Скажи нам только одно...
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Что?
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Скажи, что делать.
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Сейчас мы можем только
наблюдать за схватками
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и за их частотой.
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Так мы поймём,
как скоро родится ребёнок.
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Всё ясно, мам.
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Бьюсь о заклад,
это первые схватки,
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за которыми наблюдают
по часам "Дюран Дюран".
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Эти часы такие же,
как и остальные, Мэллори.
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Когда большой Дюран
на девяти,
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а малый – на восьми...
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Вот, Элиза.
Я принёс тебе воды со льдом.
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Спасибо, Гэс.
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Элиза,
благодаря тебе,
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мы установили рекорд
по сборам.
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Более 70-ти тысяч долларов.
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Один Роберт Матисон
пожертвует целую тысячу,
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если будет мальчик.
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Как ты на это смотришь?
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Я постараюсь.
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О, спасибо.
Но мне нужно обратно.
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Мама, как ты можешь...
быть такой спокойной?
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Ты же собираешься рожать
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в немедицинских,
непрофессиональных,
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некоммерческих
рабочих условиях.
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Могло быть и хуже, родной.
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Я в знакомой обстановке,
в окружении семьи.
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Да, мой муж не с нами, но...
есть его фотография.
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Схватка.
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Мэллори, Дженнифер...
Сколько между ними?
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Около метра.
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Нет.
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Между схватками?
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Около 10-ти минут, мам.
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А! 10 минут!
10 минут! Мама!
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Понимаете, что это значит?
Что это значит?
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Алекс, послушай, пожалуйста!
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Я полагаюсь на тебя.
Ты мне нужен, понятно?
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Я понял.
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Дженнифер, Мэллори,
отыщите Гэса.
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Нам нужны салфетки, простыни,
полотенца и горячая вода.
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Да, и там ведь идёт
медицинская программа?
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Во втором павильоне?
Пускай катят сюда носилки.
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Найдите кого-нибудь
из работников.
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- Ясно?
- Да.
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Вот, следи за временем схваток.
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Когда большой Дюран на восьми,
а малый – на семи...
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Дженнифер.
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Я воспользуюсь
своими часами.
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Они с цифрами.
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Хорошо, мам.
Я буду здесь с тобой.
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Так-то лучше. Мы спокойны.
Мы организованны.
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Мне уже лучше.
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Хорошо.
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Не передумали ещё?
Помощь эксперта нужна?
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Думаю, я имею право
обойтись без помощи ботаника.
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Дамочка,
репродуктивные процессы
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могут быть поразительно схожи
у совершенно разных видов.
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Когда вас последний раз
поливали?
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Док...
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Спасибо, вам.
Большое спасибо за заботу.
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Мы это очень ценим,
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но вы нам не сможете
как-либо помочь.
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Ладно, ладно, ухожу.
Удачи, миссис Китон.
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Держи её поближе к окну,
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чтобы она получала
достаточно света.
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Алло?
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Дорогой!
Слава богу, ты позвонил!
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Где ты? Ты мне нужен!
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Серьёзно?
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Да, я стараюсь, но они идут
с перерывом в 10 минут.
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Постараешься?
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Ладно, милый.
Люблю тебя.
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Хорошо, пока.
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Кто это был?
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Ваш отец.
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Он едет сюда
с доктором Александер.
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Скиппи и водопроводчик
тоже с ними.
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Какое облегчение!
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Я было подумал, что
водопроводчик не приедет.
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Не уверена, что и они приедут.
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Он звонил с автомата.
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Говорит, пробки из-за бури
просто адские.
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Присядь.
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Я здесь с тобой, мам.
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Сознаюсь, Алекс.
Мне становится страшновато.
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Мама...
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Я знаю в точности,
что ты чувствуешь.
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То есть не совсем.
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Но...
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Знаю, что тебе нелегко.
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Должно было быть
всё по-другому.
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Здесь должен был быть врач.
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И муж тоже.
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И роддом не помешал бы.
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Мам, послушай...
Прости, что запаниковал.
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Просто...
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Всякий раз, как возникает
проблема или сложный момент,
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либо ты, либо папа
с ними справляетесь.
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Это для меня как новый мир.
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Тебе к лицу, родной.
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Спасибо, мам.
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Ты ведь уже раньше...
проходила через всё это.
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Просто скажи мне,
что тебе нужно.
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В данный момент –
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немного поддержки,
утешения и опоры.
354
00:16:14,130 --> 00:16:17,200
И не помешает пройти
медицинские курсы.
355
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,760
Бад, когда, по-твоему,
мы доберёмся?
356
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,040
Мистер Китон,
мы едем 2 мили в час.
357
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:29,240
Следующий съезд
через 3 мили.
358
00:16:29,270 --> 00:16:32,840
По моим подсчётам
мы доберёмся где-то...
359
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,880
в четверг-пятницу
в лучшем случае.
360
00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:39,780
Ну класс.
361
00:16:39,820 --> 00:16:41,230
Теперь мы вообще стоим.
362
00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:46,120
Доктор Александер,
что если мы не успеем?
363
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,590
Стивен, это не сильно утешает,
364
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:52,430
но миллионы женщин рожают
без медицинской помощи.
365
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,420
Это вполне естественно,
366
00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:57,000
а ваша жена –
очень здоровая женщина.
367
00:16:57,030 --> 00:17:00,170
Есть все основания полагать,
что с ней всё будет хорошо.
368
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:01,540
Спасибо, док.
369
00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:02,870
Мне лучше.
370
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:07,380
Прочь с дороги!
Мы рожаем!
371
00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,280
Бесполезно.
372
00:17:12,310 --> 00:17:14,980
Успокойтесь,
мистер Китон.
373
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,690
Вы же слышали доктора.
374
00:17:16,730 --> 00:17:18,850
С миссис Китон
всё будет хорошо.
375
00:17:18,890 --> 00:17:21,490
Всё со всеми будет хорошо.
376
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:24,580
Ваша жена прекрасно
справится и без вас.
377
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,830
Да что там,
378
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:28,300
моя вон целых шестерых
без меня родила.
379
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,290
Вы поняли, о чём я.
380
00:17:31,330 --> 00:17:36,530
Я знаю, что она
может родить и без меня.
381
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:39,440
Но мы с Элизой – команда.
382
00:17:39,470 --> 00:17:42,470
Мы хотели быть
вместе при родах.
383
00:17:42,510 --> 00:17:45,810
Ведь такое не каждый
день случается.
384
00:17:45,850 --> 00:17:49,150
И вероятно, это будет
наш последний ребёнок.
385
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,880
И я...
386
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:54,420
Я просто хочу быть там с ней.
387
00:17:56,590 --> 00:17:58,250
- Прочь с дороги!
- Дайте проехать!
388
00:17:58,290 --> 00:18:00,020
Убирайтесь!
389
00:18:04,090 --> 00:18:06,460
Ну вот, мам.
Собрал всё.
390
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,830
Полотенца, простыни,
горячая вода.
391
00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:10,450
Поспрашивал леденцов вокруг,
392
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,870
но удалось раздобыть
только упаковку "Бада"...
393
00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:15,920
и жевательного табака.
394
00:18:16,610 --> 00:18:17,940
Беру табак.
395
00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:22,640
Ещё что-нибудь, мам?
396
00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:25,650
Хотелось бы ещё прилечь.
Не посмотришь носилки?
397
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,180
Я прикачу, мам.
Джен.
398
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:30,550
Бери своих Дюранов
и пойдёмте все со мной.
399
00:18:30,990 --> 00:18:33,260
Постарайся не родить,
пока я не вернусь.
400
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:36,360
Ладно, мам?
Ты справишься, я знаю.
401
00:18:36,390 --> 00:18:37,590
Спасибо, родная.
402
00:18:44,130 --> 00:18:46,160
Вот ты и рожаешь.
403
00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:49,940
Впервые ребёнок начинает мне
казаться чем-то ощутимым.
404
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:51,700
Не тебе одной.
405
00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:56,230
При мысли о своих будущих
детях я очень переживаю.
406
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:57,640
Отчего?
407
00:18:57,690 --> 00:19:00,110
Да от всего.
408
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:04,270
Что делать, например,
если малыш не будет спать?
409
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,920
Следуй своим инстинктам.
410
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:10,480
А если малыш будет
плакать не переставая?
411
00:19:10,530 --> 00:19:12,920
Ты узнаешь, почему.
412
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,130
А что ответить,
413
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,220
когда ребёнок говорит,
что уже достаточно взрослая,
414
00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,770
чтобы гулять после 12-ти?
415
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:22,180
Даже не думай, Мэллори.
416
00:19:24,910 --> 00:19:27,640
Думала, что прокатит.
417
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,010
Мама.
418
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:33,810
Ты будешь отличной
матерью для этого малыша.
419
00:19:33,850 --> 00:19:37,580
И если у меня когда-нибудь
будут дети, я буду не так хороша,
420
00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,690
ведь у меня была такая
замечательная мама, как ты.
421
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,910
Спасибо, милая.
422
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:45,050
Вот и мы, Элиза.
423
00:19:45,090 --> 00:19:48,360
Всё что нужно,
чтобы снова стать мамой.
424
00:19:48,390 --> 00:19:51,260
Кроме ребёнка. Это с тебя.
425
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,600
Так. Давай положим тебя
на носилки.
426
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,470
- Спасибо.
- Мам, хватайся за мою шею.
427
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,340
Хорошо.
428
00:20:05,650 --> 00:20:07,890
Можно я по-другому попробую?
429
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,050
Так.
430
00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,150
Да, спасибо.
Так лучше.
431
00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,460
Всё, что можем, мам.
432
00:20:19,460 --> 00:20:21,220
Приветик!
433
00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,510
- Дорогой!
- Прости, что задержались.
434
00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:27,040
Остановились перекусить.
435
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,260
Умница, Элиза.
436
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,070
- Уже почти.
- Слава богу.
437
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,800
Мы хорошо справляемся, Элиза.
438
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,670
Спасибо, Стивен.
Я так рада, что ты здесь.
439
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,670
А я-то как рад.
440
00:20:37,710 --> 00:20:39,710
Было бы неправильно,
если бы тебя здесь не было.
441
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,980
Было бы неправильно,
если бы здесь не было тебя.
442
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:47,880
- Вот он!
- Тужься!
443
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,420
Вот он!
444
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:50,800
Тужься! Умница, Элиза.
445
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:52,120
Тужься!
446
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,320
Тужься!
447
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:55,560
Давай.
448
00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,830
Мы родили.
449
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,360
У вас чудесный мальчик.
450
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,270
- О, Стивен!
- Мальчик, Элиза!
451
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:10,390
Мальчик! Теперь у нас по двое.
Подожди. Дай подумать.
452
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,940
Раз, два... Да, по двое.
2 мальчика 2 девочки.
453
00:21:13,970 --> 00:21:15,810
Хочешь дополнительный тайм
при равенстве?
454
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,910
Не сегодня, милая.
Я переиграл.
455
00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:26,490
Какой красивый.
456
00:21:26,520 --> 00:21:28,350
Как и его мать.
457
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:31,220
О, Стивен.
У него твои глаза.
458
00:21:31,260 --> 00:21:32,520
Может и так,
459
00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:35,440
но нос у него твой.
Это 100 процентов.
460
00:21:35,530 --> 00:21:37,150
Ты отлично справилась, Элиза.
461
00:21:37,180 --> 00:21:40,470
Спасибо, любимый.
Ты тоже.
462
00:21:42,940 --> 00:21:44,070
Нам можно?
463
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,170
Мы услышали ребёнка.
464
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:46,870
Подумали, наверное он ваш.
465
00:21:49,370 --> 00:21:50,510
Заходите.
466
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,950
- Это мальчик.
- Спасибо!
467
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:01,470
О, спасибо!
468
00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:03,280
Спасибо.
469
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:05,050
Спасибо.
470
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:13,360
Справились с Алексом,
справимся и с ним.
471
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,600
Проще простого.
472
00:22:15,630 --> 00:22:18,370
Какой он!
473
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,060
Это мальчик.
474
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,640
Поздравьте меня, Бад.
475
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,180
Я стал соседом
в четвёртый раз.
476
00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,660
Бад, без тебя мы
не попали бы сюда вовремя.
477
00:22:32,690 --> 00:22:34,710
Не стоит благодарности,
мистер Китон.
478
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,810
Я даже не стану выставлять
счёт за сверхурочные.
479
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:40,520
Пойдём, сосед.
Пойдём, водопроводчик.
480
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:43,560
Оставим семью одних
ненадолго.
481
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,280
- Какой милашка.
- Ага.
482
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,980
Он вылитый я.
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