Парные субтитры для TV фильмов и сериалов на английском и русском языках. Family Ties - Семейные узы. 3-11.

 
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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?

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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?

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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?

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? on the night we kissed

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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?

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? what would we do, baby

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? without us?

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? what would we do, baby

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? without us?

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? and there ain't no nothin' ?

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? we can't love
each other through ?

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? ooh-hoo

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? what would we do, baby

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? without us?

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? sha-la-la-la

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Mom, I still don't think

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that a woman in your condition

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should be traveling alone.

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Alex, you know,
if you had it your way,

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Mom would be locked
in her room for nine months

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wearing a veil.

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Oh, come on.
That is not true.

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I see no need for a veil.

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Mom, what if you
have the baby on the plane?

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Well, then we name her
Amelia Earhart Keaton.

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Don't worry, honey,
I'm not gonna

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have the baby on the plane.

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Elyse, are you sure

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you don't want me
to come with you?

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Oh, no, honey.
The kids need you here.

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Anyway, what would you do
at a convention

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with 200 women architects?

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Arm wrestle for money?

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Hi, there, folks.

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Oh, my God.
It's time.

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You're going
to the hospital, right?

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You're gonna have...

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I... I had a feeling
it was gonna be today.

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No, no, Skippy. I...

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I'm not having the baby today.

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I'm going to Michigan.

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Oh, I see.

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You want the baby
to have dual citizenship.

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No, Skippy, I'm...
Never mind, Elyse.

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Mallory,
try and explain it to him.

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Elyse, come on.
You're gonna miss your plane.

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Oh! Oh, yes, yes.
Goodbye, sweetheart.

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Come on, walk me to the car.
Be good.

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Don't forget this.
Oh, thank you, love.

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Bye.

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So, uh...

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I'm free for the afternoon.

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Why are you telling me?

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Because I thought we might
do something together.

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Oh, Skippy, I've got
a friend coming over.

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We're gonna try on new makeup
and set each other's hair.

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What's his name?

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Jane.

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Jane?

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Funny name for a guy.

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Hey, Mal?

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Found this girl
wandering around outside.

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She claims she's
a friend of yours.

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I have a name.

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Oh, congratulations.

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It's Jane.

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Oh, and you know it too.

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You're brighter
than most of Mal's friends.

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Hi, Mallory.

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Hi, Jane.

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That's my brother.
I apologize.

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Uh, what's this?

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Oh, that's Skippy.

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Just think of him
as a lamp.

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Oh, Skip?

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What's wrong with him?

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I don't know.

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Yo, Skippy.

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Alex.

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What happened
to you, Skip?

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What happened?

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Suddenly
my life has meaning.

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Suddenly...

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I- I know why I was
put here on planet Earth.

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Suddenly I feel alive!

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Is he about to sing?

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I just met the girl
of my dreams, right...

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Right here in this very room.

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Look, Skippy, we all know
how you feel about Mallory.

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No. No, I'm not
talking about Mallory.

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I'm talking about the other one.

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The one with the funny name.

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Jane?

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I better write it down.

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Jane.

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Jane.

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J- A-N-E.

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Isn't this
a little sudden, Skip?

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I mean,
you just met this girl.

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Alex, it was
love at first sight.

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I will not rest until I have
made that girl mine.

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How are you planning to do that?

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Well, I was kinda hoping
you'd talk to her for me.

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No way, Skip.
Oh!

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Just keep me out of this,
all right? Alex, please?

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You've gotta help me.

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You know I can't
talk to girls.

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I- I...

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I get too nervous.

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I... I get
all tongue-tied.

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I try to speak, but I...

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I... I just freeze up.

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I... I don't know
what to say.

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Well, uh, tell her
about yourself, you know?

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Discuss your good qualities.

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Okay.

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What are they?

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Well, uh, you...

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have never been convicted
of a federal offense.

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Okay.

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You, uh...

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You buy your clothes
right off the rack.

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And you don't spit
when you talk.

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I better
write these down.

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I'll get a notebook.

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Skippy, you don't need
a notebook.

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You're not gonna have
any trouble talking to her.

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She's just a girl, right?

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You're gonna be okay.

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We're gonna get
something to eat.

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You guys want anything?

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Uh, no. No, not...
Not... Not right now.

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Um...

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Yes?

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Well, I haven't heard
anyone comment

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on my soybeans
Rockefeller yet.

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It's not that bad.

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No, I saw a mouse!
There he goes!

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Over there by Alex!

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Oh!

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There he goes!

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He went
into the pantry!

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Alex, help Dad!

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I'm checking
the light fixture.

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Alex, mice can't fly.

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Ohhh. Oh, yeah, you ever
hear of Mighty Mouse, Jen?

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Was he wearing a cape, Dad?

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There it goes,
into the dining room!

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No problem!

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I'll help you, Dad.

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Hi, Alex.

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Hi, Skippy.

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Hi, Skippy.
Oh, hi.

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Uh, Alex, did you get
a chance to talk to her yet?

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Skippy, didn't you hear me?

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I just said hi to you.

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Yeah, yeah,
I heard you.

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Hi. Uh, Alex, did you get a
chance to talk to Jane yet?

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Uh, no.
No, not yet.

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Why do you want Alex
to talk to Jane?

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Actually, Skippy's got
a bit of a crush on her.

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Oh, really?

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Actually,

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he's crazy about her.

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Oh, really?

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This is kinda sudden, Skippy.

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I mean, you never even
talked to the girl.

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You don't know
anything about her.

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Anyway, I thought we had
some sort of understanding.

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You worship me,
and I reject you.

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Mallory, those were
wonderful years.

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But... it's over.

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Try to be strong.

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By the way,
does Jane talk about me much?

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She doesn't even
know you exist.

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That's good.

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Because once
they know I exist,

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that's when
I run into trouble.

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If she means
that much to you,

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I'll talk to her.

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I don't know how
that mouse got away.

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I was sure
I had him cornered.

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Face it, Dad:

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he was toying with you.

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I'll get him, Jennifer.

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He's in this house somewhere.

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And I'll find him.

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I'm not so sure, Dad.

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This is one smart mouse.

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Not smarter
than you and I put together.

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Come on, write this down.

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All right, we're gonna
need some, uh...

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Some plywood.
A couple of hinges.

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Some nails.

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Uhhh... Chicken wire.

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A bell.

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A quart of varnish.

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And some cheese.

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You know, Mr. Keaton,

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my dad, uh,
once built a mousetrap.

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But it never worked.

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Maybe he didn't use
the right kind of bait.

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No. No, no.
The bait was fine.

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I know because I used to eat it

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before the mouse
could get to it.

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Come on, Jen, let's work on
these plans upstairs.

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Oh, uh, can I come?

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I... I might be of some use.

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Sure, Skip.

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Yeah, coming.

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Hi, uh, Jane.

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What a...
What a pleasant surprise.

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Sorry to bother you, Alex.

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I'm just here
to study with Mallory.

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Oh, well, no...

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No bother.

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No bother at all, Jane.

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Uh, come on in.
Sit down. Sit down.

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So, uh, what are
you studying there?

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Medieval English poetry.

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Oh, really? Uh...

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Do you know who is
a real expert

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on medieval
English poetry?

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Skippy.

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Skippy?

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Uh, yeah.
Skippy, uh, Handleman.

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Remember the, uh...

228
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The... The tall,
good-looking fella

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who was here yesterday?

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You mean the lamp?

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Uh, Jane, can I...?

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Can I ask you
a personal question?

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Go ahead.

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Are you seeing anybody
right now?

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I mean, do you have a boyfriend?

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No one special.

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Oh, so in other words,
you are not dating anyone

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on a regular basis?

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No.
That's great news.

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That is great news.
I'm very glad to hear that.

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Really?
Oh, yeah.

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I can't think of anything

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that would make me happier.

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I can't think of anything
that would make me happier

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than hearing you say that, Alex.

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What do you mean, Jane?

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Alex, I've had a desperate,
passionate yearning for you

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ever since I was a little kid.

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Oh.

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Oh, that's what you mean.

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I didn't know you then, Jane.

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But I knew you.

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I used to watch you
across the playground

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when you were playing
with the big kids.

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And in high school
when you ran

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for student council
president,

257
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I voted for you...

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300 times.

259
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I'm sorry you didn't win.

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Well, you did all you could.

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Alex, I've waited
for this all my life.

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That was
a terrific kiss, Alex.

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Thank you.

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You know who's also
a terrific kisser?

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Skippy.

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How do you know?

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We went to kissing school
together.

268
00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:03,230
You sure you wanna
talk about Skippy?

269
00:11:03,260 --> 00:11:04,430
Who?

270
00:11:10,490 --> 00:11:12,030
Alex, you've been
telling Jane about me

271
00:11:12,060 --> 00:11:13,120
for three days.

272
00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,630
When am I gonna get
to go out with her?

273
00:11:14,660 --> 00:11:16,590
Well, I'm...
I'm not through

274
00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:18,530
telling her
about you yet, Skip.

275
00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:20,190
How much is there to tell?

276
00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:23,790
Your life is not
easy to explain.

277
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:24,890
You're a...

278
00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,530
You're a very, very
complicated guy.

279
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:30,290
Now, why don't you just
go home and be patient, and...

280
00:11:30,330 --> 00:11:32,140
And I'll let you know
how it's going.

281
00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,960
All right, I'm gonna
go home and practice

282
00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:35,090
for when I get
to talk to her.

283
00:11:35,130 --> 00:11:37,140
Good idea. Good idea.

284
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,400
Hello, Jane.
I'm Skippy.

285
00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:41,590
Skippy sounds so babyish.

286
00:11:41,630 --> 00:11:44,000
Hello, Jane.
I'm Ricardo Montalban.

287
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,630
That's it.

288
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:51,960
Hey, Alex.
Dad, are you sure

289
00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,760
this mousetrap
won't hurt the mouse?

290
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,490
I'm positive.

291
00:11:55,530 --> 00:11:58,300
It'll just, uh,
trap him in the box.

292
00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:02,330
Then we'll just set him loose
in a field somewhere.

293
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:03,900
Poor mouse.

294
00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:06,390
We'll be taking him
far from his home.

295
00:12:06,430 --> 00:12:08,800
To a place where he doesn't
have any friends.

296
00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:10,760
Maybe doesn't even
speak the language.

297
00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:14,850
He'll be lost,

298
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:17,200
homesick, lonely.

299
00:12:17,230 --> 00:12:19,230
What kind of life is that?
Oh, but...

300
00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:21,230
But on the other hand,
it'll open up new,

301
00:12:21,270 --> 00:12:24,400
exciting opportunities
for him.

302
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:27,560
E- Expand his horizons.

303
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:30,430
Give him the kind of life
he's always dreamed of having.

304
00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:33,270
He's a mouse, Dad,
not an exchange student.

305
00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,400
I'll go put another
coat of varnish on this.

306
00:12:36,430 --> 00:12:37,530
All right.

307
00:12:40,770 --> 00:12:42,270
Ahem. Hello.

308
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,800
Uh, hi, Jane.

309
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:48,530
Uh, just thinking
about me, huh?

310
00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:49,500
What a coincidence.

311
00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:51,800
I was just
thinking about me too.

312
00:12:53,270 --> 00:12:54,570
Uh... no.

313
00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:56,200
No, no, no, no.

314
00:12:56,230 --> 00:12:58,400
Not... Not...
Not on the phone, Jane.

315
00:12:58,430 --> 00:13:01,430
No. No, come on, please.
Just not on the ph...

316
00:13:01,470 --> 00:13:02,700
All right.

317
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:13,870
All... All right.
Okay, uh...

318
00:13:13,900 --> 00:13:14,970
B- Bye-bye.

319
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,270
Who was that?

320
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,970
Skippy's girlfriend.

321
00:13:24,140 --> 00:13:25,870
How are they getting along?

322
00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:32,000
Dad, this has gotten
completely out of hand.

323
00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,570
You see, Skippy saw Jane,

324
00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:35,140
and he fell instantly
in love with her.

325
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:36,170
And he tried to talk to her,

326
00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:37,170
but all he could get out was

327
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,200
mlaaaah.

328
00:13:39,600 --> 00:13:41,950
So he asked me to try
and talk to her, which I did.

329
00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:44,300
Only to find out that
she's been in love with me

330
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,440
since the first grade.

331
00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,740
So Skippy thinks
I've been telling her

332
00:13:47,770 --> 00:13:48,940
about him for three days,

333
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:50,510
but every time
I- I bring up his name,

334
00:13:50,540 --> 00:13:52,140
she cuts me off with a kiss.

335
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,970
Whew.

336
00:13:55,010 --> 00:13:56,940
How much of this
does Skippy know?

337
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,870
Uh, everything
up to the mlaaaah.

338
00:14:00,370 --> 00:14:02,140
I see.

339
00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:03,670
What am I gonna do, Dad?

340
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,170
Well, let's face it, Alex.

341
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,200
If you wanted to,

342
00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,470
you could've put
a stop to this.

343
00:14:08,510 --> 00:14:09,900
Yeah, but...

344
00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:12,170
I'm attracted
to her, Dad.

345
00:14:12,210 --> 00:14:14,370
And she's attracted to me.

346
00:14:14,410 --> 00:14:16,810
We're beginning to develop
a very significant,

347
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,210
very meaningful lust...

348
00:14:21,670 --> 00:14:23,240
for each other.

349
00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:25,570
Well, look.

350
00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:27,840
Alex, obviously this girl

351
00:14:27,870 --> 00:14:29,540
is a lot more important
to Skippy

352
00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:31,070
than she is to you.

353
00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:33,340
I think you know
what you should do.

354
00:14:33,380 --> 00:14:35,190
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Dad.

355
00:14:35,230 --> 00:14:37,010
I should've put a stop to this

356
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,810
a long time ago.

357
00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:41,510
And I'm going to right now.

358
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:44,460
Or at the very least next week.

359
00:14:44,490 --> 00:14:47,370
Alex.
All right, I'll call her.

360
00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,540
Hi, Jane.

361
00:14:55,570 --> 00:14:57,210
Yeah. Yeah, it's me again.

362
00:14:57,240 --> 00:14:58,810
Uh, listen, I was wondering,

363
00:14:58,840 --> 00:15:01,740
how would you like
to have dinner at Guido's?

364
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:05,040
Oh, that much, huh?

365
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,180
All right. Uh, okay.
Yeah, oh, it'll...

366
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:09,140
It'll be great.

367
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,110
Uh, candlelight and...

368
00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:12,890
quiet music.

369
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,640
And Skippy.

370
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,340
I'm very nervous.
I'm more than nervous.

371
00:15:20,380 --> 00:15:21,710
I'm petrified.

372
00:15:21,740 --> 00:15:23,550
What if I...?
If I say the wrong thing?

373
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,740
What if I do
the wrong thing?

374
00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:26,480
Look, Skippy, just...

375
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,210
trust your instincts,
okay?

376
00:15:28,250 --> 00:15:29,910
You can't go wrong.
All right.

377
00:15:29,950 --> 00:15:31,610
I, uh...

378
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,910
I brought along $10.

379
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:36,110
I thought I might
give it to Jane as a gift.

380
00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:41,650
On second thought,
ignore your instincts. Okay?

381
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:44,750
I can do that.

382
00:15:44,780 --> 00:15:45,710
Do that.
Sure.

383
00:15:45,750 --> 00:15:47,580
Hello, guys.
Oh, Jane, uh...

384
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,380
Won't you join us?

385
00:15:51,410 --> 00:15:52,510
Uhhh...

386
00:15:52,550 --> 00:15:53,780
You'll have
to excuse Skippy.

387
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,010
He's just feeling
a little, uh,

388
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,440
peppy tonight.

389
00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,410
Why don't we all
just sit down and...

390
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,080
And get to know each other
a little better.

391
00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:01,820
I'm all for that.

392
00:16:05,350 --> 00:16:06,680
So...

393
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,750
So, Skippy, uh,

394
00:16:08,780 --> 00:16:09,910
why don't you
tell Jane

395
00:16:09,950 --> 00:16:12,010
a little bit
about yourself, huh?

396
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,140
Tell her about that time

397
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,950
you saved
your little sister's life.

398
00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,480
Well, it was nothing,
really.

399
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,610
It was, uh...

400
00:16:17,650 --> 00:16:19,980
just a matter of
simple reflexes, that's all.

401
00:16:32,180 --> 00:16:33,780
I'm gonna go
wash my hands, okay?

402
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,220
Uh, you two get
to know each other

403
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,620
a little better
while I'm gone.

404
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,250
Please don't leave me.

405
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,650
Uh, Skippy.

406
00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,020
We're very close.

407
00:16:45,050 --> 00:16:47,080
Skippy,
I'll be right back, okay?

408
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,790
So how long have you
known Alex?

409
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:16,620
I can't remember.
Do you live next door

410
00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,450
or across the street
from Alex?

411
00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:27,390
Are you all right?

412
00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,350
You're not having
some kind of attack, are you?

413
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:31,990
No!

414
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,720
Good.

415
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,120
I'm really glad we had
this opportunity to talk.

416
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:43,220
Great. Hi.

417
00:17:43,260 --> 00:17:45,620
I hope I gave you two
enough time alone together.

418
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,010
I think so.

419
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:48,360
Excuse me.

420
00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,390
Uh...

421
00:17:49,420 --> 00:17:51,990
I'm gonna go
wash my hair.

422
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,150
Skippy,
you mean your hands.

423
00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:58,220
Right. I mean, I'm gonna
wash the hair on my hands.

424
00:18:11,990 --> 00:18:13,790
He's quite a guy,
isn't he?

425
00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:16,620
I'll say.

426
00:18:17,860 --> 00:18:20,120
I missed you
while you were gone, Alex.

427
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,890
Uhhh...

428
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,120
I... I was only gone
for two minutes, Jane.

429
00:18:26,660 --> 00:18:28,420
I don't know what
it is about you, Alex.

430
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,090
but you bring out
the animal in me.

431
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,760
Hope I'm not being
too forward.

432
00:18:33,790 --> 00:18:35,190
I understand.

433
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:43,530
Hi, we're here to pick up
a pizza for Keaton, please.

434
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,730
Mallory, look.

435
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,020
Jennifer and Mallory.

436
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:51,790
What are you...?
What are you guys doing here?

437
00:18:51,830 --> 00:18:53,860
Um, we're...

438
00:18:53,890 --> 00:18:55,530
Come on over and say hello
to Alex and Jane.

439
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,290
Uh, no, Skippy,
don't go over there.

440
00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,340
Why not?

441
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,360
Um...

442
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,830
I'm sorry, Mallory,
but I'm spoken for.

443
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:15,700
Better be getting
back to my date.

444
00:19:15,730 --> 00:19:16,690
Uh, Skippy, don't.

445
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,730
Uh...

446
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,390
I... I can explain this.
No, Alex.

447
00:19:25,430 --> 00:19:26,960
Don't bother explaining.

448
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,130
I... I think I can see
what's going on here.

449
00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,500
And so I-I...
I turn around,

450
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,400
and there's Alex kissing Jane.

451
00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,500
He was kissing her.

452
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:41,430
Hey.

453
00:19:41,460 --> 00:19:43,100
Look at me when
I'm talking to you.

454
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:45,650
Now... Now, pay attention.

455
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:47,260
Move over here to the glass.

456
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:49,830
March!

457
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,960
Hi, uh, can I come in?

458
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,610
This is Alex.

459
00:19:56,650 --> 00:19:58,230
Hide your women.

460
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,400
Come on, Skippy.

461
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,200
I owe you an apology.

462
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,130
Alex, you ruined
the whole evening.

463
00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:09,930
The date was going
so well up until then.

464
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,630
I mean, she was really
starting to warm up to me.

465
00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,460
Look, you gotta understand,

466
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:17,800
she has been in love with me
since the first grade.

467
00:20:17,830 --> 00:20:18,900
She idolizes me.

468
00:20:18,930 --> 00:20:20,930
Wh... When I ran
for student council president,

469
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:24,270
she voted for me 300 times.

470
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,330
So did I.

471
00:20:27,130 --> 00:20:28,770
Sorry you didn't win.

472
00:20:30,070 --> 00:20:31,900
Skippy, we just...
We gotta talk this thing out.

473
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,890
No. No, Alex.
I- I don't wanna talk.

474
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,830
Skippy, we've been
friends for too long

475
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:37,730
for you to just...

476
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,570
bounce out of my life.

477
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,650
You stabbed me
in the back, Alex.

478
00:20:41,690 --> 00:20:43,700
I know I did, Skippy,
and I'm sorry.

479
00:20:43,740 --> 00:20:45,530
I was wrong, I...

480
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,100
Look, this is ridiculous,
Skippy.

481
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,200
Will you stop doing that?

482
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,230
I can't stop, Alex.

483
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,800
Skippy, listen to me.

484
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,420
I'm sorry
about everything.

485
00:20:58,450 --> 00:21:00,000
I didn't mean to hurt you.

486
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,700
But you did, Alex.

487
00:21:04,740 --> 00:21:06,240
I've always trusted you.

488
00:21:08,940 --> 00:21:11,270
I know you have,
Skip, and...

489
00:21:21,070 --> 00:21:23,700
I'm, uh...
I'm gonna stand up.

490
00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:31,700
Alex, why did you do it?

491
00:21:31,740 --> 00:21:33,740
You could you out
with any girl you want.

492
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,800
Why couldn't you just say no?

493
00:21:36,840 --> 00:21:39,040
Come on, Skippy,
it is not that simple.

494
00:21:40,670 --> 00:21:43,370
It's like there's
two Alexes, you know?

495
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:45,810
There's, uh...
There's a good Alex.

496
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,640
And there's a bad Alex.

497
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,210
The good Alex said,
"Leave her alone.

498
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,420
She's Skippy's girl. "

499
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,570
What did the bad Alex say?

500
00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:58,340
"Shut up, good Alex.
Take her, she's yours. "

501
00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:02,070
Shut up, bad Alex.

502
00:22:04,140 --> 00:22:05,620
Don't worry, Skippy,
I'm, uh...

503
00:22:05,660 --> 00:22:07,110
I'm not listening
to him anymore.

504
00:22:08,440 --> 00:22:10,790
Look, you're my friend.
You know?

505
00:22:10,830 --> 00:22:13,100
And that's
the important thing.

506
00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:15,240
I just wanna be worthy
of your friendship.

507
00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:17,810
All right.

508
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:20,110
You know, it's...
It's partially my fault, Alex.

509
00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:22,640
Maybe next time
you'll speak for yourself.

510
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:24,870
You know, you really gotta

511
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:27,190
give yourself
more credit, Skippy.

512
00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:29,480
You know,
you are a wonderful guy.

513
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:31,060
If I'm such a...

514
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,570
A... A wonderful guy,

515
00:22:32,610 --> 00:22:35,310
why aren't there
any girls that like me?

516
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,240
You have to be patient, Skip.

517
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,110
I mean, somewhere out there

518
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:42,840
is a girl who is gonna love you.

519
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,080
A very special girl.

520
00:22:47,740 --> 00:22:49,410
Maybe that's her now.

521
00:22:53,380 --> 00:22:55,810
Hi, Skip, I just wanted
to see if you were all right.

522
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,750
Yeah. Yeah, I, uh...

523
00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,040
I guess I am.

524
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:03,310
You know, Mallory,
there are two Skippys.

525
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:08,240
A good Skippy
and a bad Skippy.

526
00:23:08,280 --> 00:23:09,210
Would you like to go out

527
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,910
with either of us
on Friday night?

528
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,250
No.

529
00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:14,810
No.

530
00:23:18,710 --> 00:23:20,150
Great to be back,
guys.

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«Не целуй меня, я лишь посредник»

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Мам, я по-прежнему считаю,

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что в твоём положении
не следует путешествовать одной.

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Алекс, послушать тебя,

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так мама должна 9 месяцев
просидеть в закрытой комнате.

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Да ладно! Неправда.

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Дверь можно не закрывать.

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Мам, а если роды начнутся
прямо в самолёте?

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Тогда назовём малышку
Амелия Эрхарт-Китон.

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Не волнуйся, родная, я не
собираюсь рожать в самолёте.

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Элиза, ты точно не хочешь,
чтобы я поехал с тобой?

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Нет, дорогой.
Ты нужен детям здесь.

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Да и что бы ты делал на конференции
с двумя сотнями архитекторш?

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Занялся бы армреслингом
на деньги?

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Всем привет.

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Боже мой! Уже пора.

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Вы поехали в роддом?
Вы уже ро...

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У меня было предчувствие,
что это случится сегодня.

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Нет, нет, Скиппи.

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Я не собираюсь сегодня рожать.
Я еду в Мичиган.

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А, понятно.

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Хотите, чтобы у ребёнка
было двойное гражданство.

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Нет, Скиппи...

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Да Бог с ним, Элиза.
Мэллори, втолкуй ему всё.

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Элиза, пора.
Опоздаешь на самолёт.

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Да-да. До свидания, доченька.

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- Ведите себя хорошо.
- Не забудь вот это.

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Пока.

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Я...

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Я свободен после обеда.

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А я тут причём?

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Я подумал, может мы займёмся
чем-нибудь вместе.

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Скиппи, я жду кое-кого.

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Мы попробуем новый макияж
и сделаем друг другу причёски.

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Как его зовут?

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Джейн.

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Джейн?

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Смешное имя для парня.

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Эй, Мэл.

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Я встретил эту девушку,
она бродила у дома.

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Утверждает, что твоя подруга.

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У меня имя есть.

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Поздравляю.

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Меня зовут Джейн.

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Ого, и ты даже знаешь его.

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Ты гораздо умнее большинства
друзей Мэллори.

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Приветик, Мэллори.

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Привет, Джейн.

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Это мой брат. Извини.

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А это что такое?

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Это Скиппи.

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Воспринимай его как лампу.

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Скип?

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Что с ним такое?

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Не знаю.

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Йоу, Скиппи.

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Алекс.

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Что стряслось, Скип?

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Что стряслось?

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Внезапно моя жизнь
обрела смысл.

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Внезапно...

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я понял своё предназначение
на планете Земля.

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Внезапно я почувствовал
себя живым!

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Он что, сейчас запоёт?

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Я только что встретил
девушку своей мечты...

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Прямо здесь,
в этой самой комнате!

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Слушай, Скиппи, мы все знаем,
<i>что</i> ты чувствуешь к Мэллори.

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Нет, нет. Я говорю не о Мэллори.

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Я о той, другой.
У которой смешное имя.

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О Джейн?

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Лучше запишу-ка я его.

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Джейн.

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Джейн.

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ДЖ-Е-Й-Н.

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Как-то это слишком поспешно, Скип.
Ты же только что с ней познакомился.

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Алекс, это любовь с первого взгляда.

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Я не успокоюсь,
пока она не станет моей.

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И как ты планируешь это сделать?

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Ну, я надеялся, что ты
поговоришь с ней насчёт меня.

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Ни за что, Скип.

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- Не вмешивай меня в это, ладно?
- Алекс, пожалуйста!

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Помоги! Ты же знаешь, я не умею
разговаривать с девушками.

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Я начинаю слишком нервничать,
теряю дар речи.

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Я пытаюсь что-то сказать,
но как будто замерзаю.

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Не знаю, <i>что</i> говорить...

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Расскажи о себе.
Обсуди с ней свои достоинства.

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Ладно.

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И какие они?

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Ну...

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У тебя нет судимостей
за федеральные преступления.

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Так.

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Ты покупаешь готовую одежду,
а не шьёшь на заказ.

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Ты не плюёшься, когда говоришь.

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Запишу-ка я это.
Возьму блокнот.

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Скиппи, не нужен тебе
никакой блокнот.

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Никаких проблем в разговоре с ней
у тебя не будет.

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Это ведь просто девушка, согласен?

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Справишься.

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Мы идём перекусить.
Ребят, вы что-нибудь хотите?

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Нет-нет. Не сейчас.

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Да?

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ПР-И-В-Е-Т!

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Что-то никто ничего не говорит
о моих соевых бобах.

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Ну не настолько уж они плохи.

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Нет, я видела мышонка!

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Вон он! Рядом с Алексом!

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Вон он!

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Юркнул в кладовку!

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Алекс, помоги папе!

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Я проверяю светильник!

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Алекс, мыши не умеют летать.

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Да ну? А про Майти-Мауса ты
никогда не слышала, Джен?

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Отец, на нём не было
плаща-накидки?

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Вот он, снова на кухне!

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Нет проблем!

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Я помогу тебе, пап.

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Привет, Алекс.

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Здорово, Скиппи.

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- Привет, Скиппи.
- Привет.

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Алекс, у тебя получилось
поговорить с ней?

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Скиппи, ты меня не расслышал?
Я только что поздоровалась с тобой.

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Да, да, я слышал. Привет.

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Алекс, у тебя получилось
поговорить с Джейн?

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Нет. Пока нет.

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А зачем Алексу
говорить с Джейн?

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Скиппи немного запал на неё.

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Да ты что?

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Говоря откровенно,
он просто сохнет по ней.

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Да ты что?!

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Что это ты вдруг, Скиппи?

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Ты ведь даже не говорил с ней
и ничего о ней не знаешь.

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А мне казалось, что у нас с тобой
вполне гармоничные отношения:

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ты меня боготворишь,
я тебя отвергаю.

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Мэллори, это были классные годы.

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Но... всё кончено.

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Крепись.

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Кстати, а Джейн много
обо мне говорит?

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Она даже не знает
о твоём существовании.

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Очень хорошо.

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Потому что как только они узна<i>ю</i>т
о моём существовании,

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так сразу у меня
начинаются проблемы.

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Раз она так много для тебя значит,
то я поговорю с ней.

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Не понимаю, как мышонок сбежал.
Я был уверен, что загнал его в угол.

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Пап, взгляни в лицо фактам:
он просто дразнил тебя.

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Я доберусь до него, Дженнифер.

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Он где-то в доме.

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И я найду его.

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Не уверена, пап.
Это умный мышонок.

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Не умнее, чем мы с тобой,
вместе взятые.

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Давай-ка, запиши.

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Так, нам понадобятся...

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Немного фанеры. Пара петель.
Гвозди.

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Э-э-э... Проволочная сетка.
Колокольчик. Около литра лака.

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И немного сыра.

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Знаете, мистер Китон, мой отец
как-то раз соорудил мышеловку.

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Но туда так никто и не попался.

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Может, он использовал
плохую приманку?

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Не, не, не.
Приманка была отличная.

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Я знаю, потому как постоянно съедал её
ещё до того, как мыши до неё доберутся.

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Пойдём наверх, Джен,
начнём работу по нашему плану.

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А мне можно?

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Возможно... Я пригожусь.

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Конечно, Скип.

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Да, иду.

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Привет... Джейн.
Какой... приятный сюрприз.

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Извини за беспокойство, Алекс.
Я пришла позаниматься с Мэллори.

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Да нет... Не волнуйся.
Никакого беспокойства, Джейн.

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Проходи. Садись, садись.

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И что вы там изучаете?

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Английскую средневековую поэзию.

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Да что ты говоришь!

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А ты знаешь, кто настоящий эксперт
по английской средневековой поэзии?

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Скиппи.

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Скиппи?

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Ага. Скиппи Хэндельман.

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Ну помнишь...

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высокого симпатичного парня,
который был тут вчера?

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Ты про лампу?

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Джейн, можно задать тебе
личный вопрос?

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Валяй.

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Ты сейчас с кем-нибудь встречаешься?
У тебя есть бойфренд?

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Да в общем-то нет.

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Другими словами,
на постоянной основе

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ты сейчас ни с кем не встречаешься?

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- Нет.
- Отличные новости.

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Просто отличные.
Очень рад это слышать.

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- Правда?
- Ещё бы.

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Вряд ли что-то иное способно
сделать меня счастливее.

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Вряд ли что-то иное способно
сделать меня счастливее

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от этих твоих слов, Алекс.

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В каком смысле, Джейн?

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Алекс, я испытываю отчаянное и
страстное влечение к тебе

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ещё с тех пор, как была ребёнком.

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Оу.

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Вот ты о чём.

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Я ведь в то время
даже не знал тебя, Джейн.

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Но я знала тебя.

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Я часто наблюдала за тобой
на спортплощадке,

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когда ты играл
со старшими ребятами.

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И в старших классах,
когда ты баллотировался на должность

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Президента ученического совета,

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я голосовала за тебя...
300 раз.

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00:10:14,270 --> 00:10:17,300
Мне очень жаль, что ты не выиграл.

205
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,810
Ну, ты сделала всё, что могла.

206
00:10:22,940 --> 00:10:25,500
Алекс, я ждала этого
всю свою жизнь.

207
00:10:34,570 --> 00:10:37,040
Отличный поцелуй, Алекс.

208
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:38,950
Благодарю.

209
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:46,110
А знаешь, кто ещё отлично целуется?

210
00:10:46,140 --> 00:10:47,070
Скиппи.

211
00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:50,480
А ты откуда знаешь?

212
00:10:54,610 --> 00:10:57,920
Мы вместе ходили
в целовательную школу.

213
00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:03,180
Ты точно хочешь
поговорить о Скиппи?

214
00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:05,070
О ком?

215
00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:13,070
Алекс, ты вот уже три дня
цветисто рассказываешь Джейн обо мне.

216
00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:14,580
Когда там я с ней пойду на свидание?

217
00:11:14,610 --> 00:11:18,480
Я... ещё не закончил, Скип.

218
00:11:18,510 --> 00:11:20,140
Много там ещё?

219
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,740
Твою жизнь не так-то
просто объяснить.

220
00:11:23,780 --> 00:11:26,480
Ты очень, очень сложный человек.

221
00:11:26,510 --> 00:11:30,240
В общем, иди домой
и наберись терпения...

222
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,320
А я буду держать тебя в курсе.

223
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:34,910
Ладно, рвану домой и попрактикуюсь,
как я буду говорить с ней.

224
00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:36,710
Отличная мысль. Отличная.

225
00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,080
Привет, Джейн. Меня зовут Скиппи.

226
00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:41,540
Скиппи звучит как-то простовато.

227
00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:44,930
Привет, Джейн.
Меня зовут Рикардо Монтальбан.

228
00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,580
То, что надо.

229
00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:53,710
Пап, ты уверен, что эта штука
не навредит мышонку?

230
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,440
Абсолютно.

231
00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,250
Он просто попадёт в эту клетку.

232
00:11:59,850 --> 00:12:02,280
А потом мы выпустим его
где-нибудь в поле.

233
00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,850
Бедный мышонок.

234
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,340
Мы увезём его далеко от дома.

235
00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,750
Где у него нет друзей.

236
00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:11,800
Может, он даже не говорит на
тамошнем языке.

237
00:12:12,410 --> 00:12:16,940
И будет он потерянный,
бездомный, одинокий...

238
00:12:17,010 --> 00:12:19,180
- Что это за жизнь?
- Да, но...

239
00:12:19,220 --> 00:12:21,180
с другой стороны, это
откроет перед ним

240
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,350
новые удивительные возможности.

241
00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:27,510
Расширит горизонты.

242
00:12:27,550 --> 00:12:30,380
Подарит ему такую жизнь,
о которой он всегда мечтал.

243
00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:33,220
Отец, это же мышонок,
а не студент по обмену.

244
00:12:34,300 --> 00:12:36,350
Пойду ещё раз покрою клетку лаком.

245
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:37,480
Давай.

246
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,220
Алле.

247
00:12:43,450 --> 00:12:45,120
Привет, Джейн.

248
00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:48,480
Думала обо мне, да?

249
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:49,500
Какое совпадение.

250
00:12:49,540 --> 00:12:52,680
Я тоже только что думал о себе.

251
00:12:52,890 --> 00:12:54,610
Э-э-э... Не.

252
00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,150
Не, не, не, не.

253
00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:58,350
Не по телефону, Джейн.

254
00:12:58,380 --> 00:13:01,380
Нет. Перестань, прошу тебя.
Не по теле...

255
00:13:01,420 --> 00:13:02,650
Ну ладно.

256
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,420
Хорошо, давай.

257
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:14,670
Пока.

258
00:13:15,950 --> 00:13:17,220
Кто это?

259
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,510
Девушка Скиппи.

260
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,290
И как у них успехи?

261
00:13:28,650 --> 00:13:31,950
Отец, всё полностью
вышло из-под контроля.

262
00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:35,090
Понимаешь, Скиппи увидел Джейн
и тут же влюбился в неё.

263
00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,980
Он пытался с ней заговорить, но смог
выдавить из себя лишь... "мя-я-я-я".

264
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:42,140
Тогда он попросил меня попробовать
поговорить с ней, что я и сделал.

265
00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:45,390
И выяснилось, что она любит
меня с первого класса.

266
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:48,890
Сейчас Скиппи думает, что я уже
три дня расхваливаю ей его,

267
00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:50,460
но каждый раз,
как я упоминаю его имя,

268
00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:52,780
она прерывает меня поцелуем.

269
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,920
Ого.

270
00:13:54,960 --> 00:13:56,730
И что из этого известно Скиппи?

271
00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,820
Всё, что было до "мя-я-я-я".

272
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:02,090
Понятно.

273
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,620
Что мне делать, отец?

274
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,120
Скажем честно, Алекс.

275
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:08,420
Если ты хочешь,
ты можешь всё это прекратить.

276
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:09,850
Да, но...

277
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,120
Меня влечёт к ней, отец.

278
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,320
А её влечёт ко мне.

279
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:16,760
У нас начала развиваться
очень сильная...

280
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,160
...сбивающая с ног... похоть...

281
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,740
...друг к другу.

282
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,520
Так.

283
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,790
Алекс, очевидно, что эта девушка

284
00:14:27,820 --> 00:14:31,020
для Скиппи значит гораздо
больше, чем для тебя.

285
00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,290
Думаю, ты знаешь,
что тебе следует сделать.

286
00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,140
Да. Точно, отец, ты прав.

287
00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:38,760
Мне давным-давно следовало
прекратить это всё.

288
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,460
И я сделаю это прямо сейчас.

289
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,070
Или самое позднее –
на следующей неделе.

290
00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,920
- Алекс.
- Ладно, звоню ей.

291
00:14:53,630 --> 00:14:55,490
Привет, Джейн.

292
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,160
Да, да, это снова я.

293
00:14:57,190 --> 00:15:01,690
Слушай, я тут подумал,
как насчёт ужина "У Гвидо"?

294
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,850
Так сильно хочешь?

295
00:15:05,980 --> 00:15:08,130
Ладно. Договорились.

296
00:15:08,160 --> 00:15:11,060
Будет классно.
Ужин при свечах...

297
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:12,840
Тихая музыка...

298
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:14,590
И Скиппи.

299
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:20,290
Я очень нервничаю.
И даже больше.

300
00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:21,660
Я цепенею.

301
00:15:21,690 --> 00:15:23,500
Что, если...
Если я скажу что-то не то?

302
00:15:23,530 --> 00:15:24,690
Что, если сделаю что-то не то?

303
00:15:24,730 --> 00:15:28,160
Слушай, Скиппи, просто...
доверься своим инстинктам.

304
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:29,860
- Не ошибёшься.
- Ладно.

305
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,560
Я...

306
00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:33,860
Я принёс 10 баксов.

307
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:37,200
Подумал, что можно отдать их
Джейн в качестве подарка.

308
00:15:39,290 --> 00:15:42,100
С другой стороны,
забей-ка на свои инстинкты. Понял?

309
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,660
- У тебя всё получится.
- Ладно.

310
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,530
- Ребята, привет.
- Джейн!

311
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,040
Присоединишься к нам?

312
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:53,730
Ты должна простить Скиппи.

313
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,740
Он сегодня что-то не в меру
энергичен.

314
00:15:55,780 --> 00:16:00,030
Давайте присядем... и постараемся
получше узнать друг друга.

315
00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,770
Я только "за".

316
00:16:05,300 --> 00:16:06,630
Итак...

317
00:16:06,670 --> 00:16:11,870
Итак, Скиппи,
расскажи Джейн немного о себе.

318
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,090
Расскажи ей о том случае,

319
00:16:13,130 --> 00:16:14,800
когда ты спас жизнь своей
младшей сестре.

320
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:17,510
На самом деле, ничего особенного.
Просто...

321
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,880
Обычные рефлексы, вот и всё.

322
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,680
Пойду помою руки.

323
00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,520
А вы двое знакомьтесь,
пока меня нет.

324
00:16:36,550 --> 00:16:38,340
Не бросай меня, прошу тебя.

325
00:16:38,390 --> 00:16:39,550
Скиппи.

326
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,920
Мы с ним очень близки.

327
00:16:44,950 --> 00:16:46,980
Скиппи, я сейчас вернусь.

328
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,690
Как давно ты знаешь Алекса?

329
00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:18,350
Не помню, ты живёшь рядом
с Алексом или через улицу?

330
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,290
С тобой всё в порядке?

331
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,250
У тебя какой-то припадок или что?

332
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:32,000
Нет!

333
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,620
Замечательно.

334
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:41,120
Я очень рада, что у нас появилась
такая возможность пообщаться.

335
00:17:42,210 --> 00:17:43,120
Отлично. Привет.

336
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,760
Надеюсь, я дал вам достаточно
времени, чтобы побыть наедине.

337
00:17:45,790 --> 00:17:47,100
Вполне.

338
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,090
Простите.

339
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,890
Пойду помою волосы.

340
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:55,100
В смысле, руки?

341
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:58,170
Точно. Пойду помою волосы на руках.

342
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,410
Прикольный парень, не правда ли?

343
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:16,850
Пожалуй.

344
00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:20,610
Я успела соскучиться,
пока тебя не было, Алекс.

345
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:24,070
Я... уходил всего
на пару минут, Джейн.

346
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:31,040
Не знаю, в чём тут дело, Алекс,
но ты будишь во мне зверя.

347
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,660
Надеюсь, я не слишком тороплюсь.

348
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,650
Я понимаю.

349
00:18:40,230 --> 00:18:43,430
Здравствуйте, мы заказывали
пиццу на фамилию Китон.

350
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:47,400
Мэллори, смотри.

351
00:18:48,860 --> 00:18:51,690
Дженнифер, Мэллори,
что вы здесь делаете?

352
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,760
Мы...

353
00:18:53,790 --> 00:18:55,430
Идите к нам и поздоровайтесь
с Алексом и Джейн.

354
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:57,190
Нет, Скиппи, не ходи туда.

355
00:18:57,230 --> 00:18:58,800
Почему?

356
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,730
Извини, Мэллори, но у меня уже
есть девушка.

357
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,600
И мне пора вернуться к ней.

358
00:19:15,630 --> 00:19:16,590
Скиппи, не нужно.

359
00:19:23,660 --> 00:19:25,290
Я могу это объяснить.

360
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,860
Нет, Алекс. Не утруждайся.

361
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:29,030
Кажется, я вижу,
что здесь происходит.

362
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:37,300
И потом я повернулся,
а Алекс целует Джейн.

363
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,040
Он целовал её!

364
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,330
Эй.

365
00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,800
Смотри на меня,
когда я с тобой разговариваю.

366
00:19:43,930 --> 00:19:45,550
Сосредоточься...

367
00:19:45,580 --> 00:19:47,890
Подгребай сюда к стеклу.

368
00:19:48,630 --> 00:19:50,410
Живо!

369
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:54,860
Привет, можно зайти?

370
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,510
Это Алекс.

371
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,770
Прячь своих женщин.

372
00:19:59,580 --> 00:20:01,300
Хватит уже, Скиппи.

373
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:05,080
Я должен перед тобой извиниться.

374
00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:09,830
Алекс, ты всё погубил.
Свидание так хорошо шло.

375
00:20:09,870 --> 00:20:12,530
У нас с ней только-только
наметился какой-то прогресс.

376
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:17,700
Слушай, ты должен понять, она
влюблена в меня с первого класса.

377
00:20:17,730 --> 00:20:18,800
Я для неё – кумир.

378
00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:20,830
Когда я баллотировался на
президента Ученического совета,

379
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:24,170
она 300 раз проголосовала за меня.

380
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:26,000
И я тоже.

381
00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,670
Жаль, что ты не выиграл.

382
00:20:29,970 --> 00:20:31,800
Скиппи, мы...
Мы должны всё разрулить.

383
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,790
Нет, Алекс, нет.
Не хочу я ничего разруливать.

384
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:35,730
Скиппи, мы дружим уже очень давно,

385
00:20:35,770 --> 00:20:39,470
я не могу позволить тебе просто
выпрыгнуть из моей жизни.

386
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,550
Ты вонзил мне нож в спину, Алекс.

387
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,600
Знаю, Скиппи, прости меня.

388
00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:45,430
Я был не прав... Я...

389
00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:48,100
Это глупо, Скиппи.
Хватит уже прыгать.

390
00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:50,250
Не могу остановиться, Алекс.

391
00:20:55,030 --> 00:20:58,320
Скиппи, послушай.
Прости меня за всё.

392
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,930
Я не хотел причинить тебе боль.

393
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,600
Но причинил, Алекс.

394
00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:06,140
Я всегда доверял тебе.

395
00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:11,170
Знаю, Скип, и...

396
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:23,600
Я... Я встаю.

397
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:31,600
Алекс, почему ты так поступил?

398
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,640
Ты мог пойти на свидание с
любой девушкой, с какой бы захотел.

399
00:21:33,670 --> 00:21:36,700
Почему ты просто не сказал ей "нет"?

400
00:21:36,740 --> 00:21:39,550
Хватит, Скиппи, это не так просто.

401
00:21:40,570 --> 00:21:43,270
Ну... Как будто есть два Алекса.

402
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:45,710
Есть Алекс-добряк.

403
00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,540
И есть Алекс-плохиш.

404
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:51,110
Алекс-добряк говорит:
"Оставь её.

405
00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:53,240
Она же девушка Скиппи".

406
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,470
А что говорит Алекс-плохиш?

407
00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:59,240
"Заткнись, Алекс-добряк.
Бери её, она твоя".

408
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,370
Заткнись, Алекс-плохиш.

409
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:07,060
Не волнуйся, Скип...
Я больше не слушаю его.

410
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:12,680
Ты же мой друг.
И это самое важное.

411
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:15,860
Я хочу быть достоин твоей дружбы.

412
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,520
Ладно.

413
00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:20,000
Знаешь...
Тут есть и моя вина, Алекс.

414
00:22:20,050 --> 00:22:23,660
Наверное, в следующий раз тебе
стоит говорить самому за себя.

415
00:22:23,860 --> 00:22:27,140
Слушай, тебе надо больше
верить в свои силы.

416
00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:29,360
Ты же классный парень.

417
00:22:29,460 --> 00:22:32,520
Если я такой классный парень,

418
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:35,260
то почему не нравлюсь
ни одной девушке?

419
00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,190
Немного терпения, Скип.

420
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:42,790
Где-то там есть девушка,
которая тебя полюбит.

421
00:22:42,830 --> 00:22:46,030
Невероятно особенная девушка.

422
00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:50,010
Возможно, это как раз она.

423
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,760
Привет, Скип, хотела убедиться,
что ты в норме.

424
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,990
Да... Да, я... Кажется, я в норме.

425
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,260
Знаешь, Мэллори, есть два Скиппи.

426
00:23:04,700 --> 00:23:08,190
Скиппи-добряк и Скиппи-плохиш.

427
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:11,510
Не хочешь в пятницу вечерком
пойти на свидание с одним из нас?

428
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:13,200
Нет.

429
00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:14,760
И нет.

430
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,230
Рад, что снова всё по-старому.

 

 
 
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