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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la.
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Mallory, that is two!
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Break another, and we're
down to service for one.
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I don't know
what's wrong with me tonight.
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I seem so nervous.
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Would the fact that
it's parents night at school
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have anything to do with it?
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It's parents night? At school?
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Already?
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Yes, yes, it is, Mallory.
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Your night of nights.
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A chance for your parents
and your teachers
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to get together,
review your grades,
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and have a good laugh.
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You're so smug, Alex.
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You just love parents night,
don't you?
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Oh, you bet.
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I put it right up there
with Christmas Eve.
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How are you coming
with the dishes?
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Um, there's one or two left.
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All right.
We should be back by 9:30.
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Look, I know it's gonna be
very hectic there tonight,
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so if you have to skip
seeing my algebra teacher,
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I'll understand.
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In fact,
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as of yesterday,
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Mrs. Stigney...
She took a vow of silence.
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We'll pass notes to each other.
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What about you, Alex?
Anyone you want us to avoid?
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Au contraire!
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You go anywhere you want to go.
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I just hope
you can contain your joy.
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Oh, remember,
make sure and see Mr. Tedesco.
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You've reminded us every hour.
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I don't mean to be
a pest about this,
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but it's really important.
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His cousin is on the faculty
at Dartmouth.
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If he writes me a letter
of recommendation, I'm in.
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Okay, Alex.
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Uh, s-so you'll see him?
You'll, uh, butter him up?
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Consider him buttered.
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Okay, Elyse,
you go to Alex's classes,
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and I'll go to Mallory's.
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Mr. Tedesco.
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Good guess.
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Who are you?
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Elyse Keaton, Alex's mother.
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Alex Keaton...
Good man.
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Thank you.
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You must be very proud.
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Alex is the best student
in this class.
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Of course,
that's not saying much.
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Half of them think
"the hunchback of Notre Dame"
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was a football player.
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Well, this is
one of his favorite classes.
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He talks about you all the time.
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No need to butter me up.
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I wasn't buttering you up.
That was the truth.
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My husband and I were
very anxious to meet you,
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but he had to go to my daughter
Mallory's algebra class.
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Mallory?
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I had a student
named Mallory Keaton last year.
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She's the one.
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Really?
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Which one of your children
is adopted?
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All right, everybody.
Attention, please.
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I'm... Ruben Tedesco.
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Your children call me
Mr. Tedesco.
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I think you should, too.
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I teach European literature.
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If you don't belong
in this classroom, don't worry.
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Neither do
most of your children.
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I'd like to make this
an open forum.
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I'll answer any intelligent
questions you may have.
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Well, I was wondering
I wanted to...
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Hands, please.
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Yes, the lady in the front row.
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Mr. Tedesco...
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Not you.
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The one next to you,
the old bag.
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Why do you give out
so much homework?
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I said intelligent questions.
Next.
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Yes. You.
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My son, he says you pick on him.
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You call him names.
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Who's your son?
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Larry Morgan.
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Larry the Loser?
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Madam, your son is
an insipid, pimple-faced liar!
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Anyone else?
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Please identify yourself.
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I'm Mrs. Binney.
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My daughter mindy so enjoyed
reading "The Little Prince."
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Is there anything else
you'd recommend for her?
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Yes. I'd recommend
she lose 40 pounds.
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You could lose 30 yourself.
Next.
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My, my.
Such an inquisitive bunch.
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I have something to say.
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Mr. Tedesco, I-i think
you owe Mrs. Binney
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and everyone else in here
an apology.
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All: Yes!
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Y-you've been terribly rude
and insulting to us all.
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Mrs. Keaton,
it's clear that your son
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does not get his intelligence
from you.
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If you feel
I'm being insulting, fine.
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I won't insult anyone anymore.
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This little get-together
is over. I'm leaving.
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Sorry. The game is over.
Let me through.
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Don't push me!
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Move it, grandma.
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You can't do that!
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Who's gonna stop me?
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All right.
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Mallory, you hold the plate,
Jennifer, you hold that piece,
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and I'll fit them together.
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Okay, great, great.
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We've just got to hold it
like this for two minutes,
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and it'll last for 2,000 years.
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Hey, it says so
right on the bottle.
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What should we do?
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All right, all right.
Don't panic. Don't panic.
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Hello?
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Yeah, just a second.
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It's for you...
Linda.
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Oh, thanks.
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Uh, Linda?
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I'm gonna take it
in the other room.
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Sorry about that.
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Mom, dad. You're home early.
What happened?
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I-it's a long story.
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You talked to Mrs. Stigney,
didn't you?!
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Y-yes, but that's not...
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Oh, I knew it. Listen, I promise
I'll work harder from now on.
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Mallory, it's...
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I'll do my homework
every night, I swear.
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Well, maybe not every night,
but every other night...
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Mallory!
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We have other,
more serious problems right now.
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Thank god.
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Hey. Mom and dad. How'd it go?
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Alex, maybe
you'd better sit down.
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I can't sit down.
I'm too excited.
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Listen, did you see Mr. Tedesco?
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Did you, uh,
make an impression on him?
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Very definitely.
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Great. Tell me every detail.
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I don't know
exactly how to put this.
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I punched Mr. Tedesco
in the mouth.
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What did you say?
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I punched him.
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Um... W-when you say "punched,"
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d-do you mean an affectionate
little tap, like, uh,
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"way to go, Mr. Tedesco"?
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I decked him.
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Wow! Wow!
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Any particular reason?
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He shoved an elderly lady!
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That's it?! How old?
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Alex, your Mr. Tedesco is
a rude, crass, vile human being!
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I could have told you that!
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What did you
have to hit him for?!
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He was being so rude
and insulting that...
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That hitting him was
an automatic reflexive response!
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I was seized
by an uncontrollable impulse!
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Can't you understand?!
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No!
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It was just...
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one of those things.
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Now, I-i-I'm sure
we can all understand it.
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Could you explain it to me
one more time, Elyse?
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Maybe if you showed us
how it happened, mom.
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Alex, you be Mr. tedes...
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Steven,
I'm so ashamed of myself...
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Striking another human being.
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Well, look, Elyse, I'm sure that
this can all be cleared up...
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cleared up very easily.
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Now, why don't you just
call him up and apologize?
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Good idea, good idea.
I'll get the number.
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Everything is going to be fine.
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You just had a bad night,
that's all.
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Yeah.
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Champ.
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That's right, mom.
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And anyways,
Mr. Tedesco's been asking for it
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for a long time now.
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It's time
somebody put him in his place.
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Mallory, I don't want you
to interpret this in any way
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as meaning
that I condone violence.
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I don't.
It was a freak occurrence.
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Mmm.
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Okay, mom.
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Here you go.
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Say anything you have to say.
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But get me that recommendation.
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Don't worry, Alex. I think
I know how to handle this.
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Hello. Mr. Tedesco?
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Hi. This is Elyse Keaton.
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Please, please! Hear me out!
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Mr. Tedesco, I-i feel terribly
about what happened,
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and... and I want to apologize.
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Now, see here!
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What? Where do you live?
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W-w...
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Uh, m-m-Mr. Tedesco?
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Uh, yeah,
pay no attention to her.
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S-she's been on medication
lately, and...
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Uh, Mr. Tedesco?
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What is it?
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May I have a word with you?
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You've already had seven.
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I'm Steven Keaton,
Alex's father.
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Huh?
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One of the dueling keatons.
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No, I-i don't...
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Don't come any closer.
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Mr. Tedesco, I came to apologize
for my wife's behavior.
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She feels terrible
about the whole thing.
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She's really sorry. We both are.
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I could sue, you know.
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Look, uh, look,
l-l-let's... let's try to gain
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some perspective
on the situation here.
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Uh, haven't you ever done
something without thinking...
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Something you regretted later?
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Yes. I showed up
for parents night.
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Look, look, I know you're upset,
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and you have every right to be,
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but you're obviously a very
intelligent, civilized person
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who can recognize this incident
for what it is.
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An aberration.
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And, uh, I hope
you'll forgive and forget.
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Fortunately, Mr. Keaton,
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your son inherited
your rational temperament.
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For his sake,
I will allow myself
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to be appeased by your words.
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I am nothing if not civilized.
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Well...
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I can see that.
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Your wife, however,
is an Amazon.
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Part Irish, part French.
No Amazon.
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You know what I mean, Keaton.
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She's primal!
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Not fully evolved.
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You must have a tough time
keeping her in line.
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Tell me...
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Do whips ever enter the picture?
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I think I'll be going now.
263
00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,310
No, I'm curious...
What's it like
264
00:12:18,350 --> 00:12:22,880
to live with that kind
of unbridled she-devil?
265
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:25,510
Goodbye, Mr. Tedesco.
266
00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:27,450
No, wait.
Just one more question.
267
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,650
Does she ever, uh...?
268
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,050
Why, you...
269
00:12:40,980 --> 00:12:43,080
You're in a good mood, Alex.
270
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,950
Hey, why shouldn't I
be in a good mood?
271
00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:48,780
Right now, dad and Mr. Tedesco
are probably shaking hands.
272
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,050
They're probably deciding
273
00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:52,110
whether or not
to go out for a beer.
274
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,110
My problems are over.
275
00:12:54,150 --> 00:12:55,510
Hey, mom,
276
00:12:55,550 --> 00:12:57,880
want to go for a few rounds,
just for old times' sake?
277
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:58,980
Alex!
278
00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,180
Float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee?
279
00:13:01,210 --> 00:13:02,550
Alex, I'm getting angry!
280
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:05,080
Whoa! Kids, she's mad!
Hit the deck!
281
00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:06,550
Aah!
282
00:13:06,580 --> 00:13:07,950
Will you stop it?!
283
00:13:07,980 --> 00:13:09,580
Just get the table
set for dinner.
284
00:13:09,610 --> 00:13:12,480
Ah, come on, mom. It's over now.
We can laugh about it.
285
00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:16,250
Can't we?
286
00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:18,510
She's not laughing, Alex.
287
00:13:18,550 --> 00:13:19,810
Okay, okay.
288
00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:23,210
What's this?
289
00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,650
It's a plate.
290
00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,510
It use to be a plate.
Now it's art.
291
00:13:33,550 --> 00:13:37,610
There's lots more art
in the cupboard, mom.
292
00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:42,450
Well, dad, how'd it go?
293
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,550
Will he write me
the recommendation?
294
00:13:44,580 --> 00:13:47,380
Well, we didn't exactly
discuss the recommendation.
295
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,710
Well, what did you talk about?
296
00:13:49,750 --> 00:13:51,410
Well, um...
297
00:13:51,450 --> 00:13:53,010
First, I introduced myself.
298
00:13:53,050 --> 00:13:55,950
Then, I-i told him
how sorry we were.
299
00:13:57,180 --> 00:13:59,010
I convinced him
to forgive and forget.
300
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,750
Then we made a little bit
of small talk, idle chatter.
301
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,780
Then I punched him in the face.
302
00:14:11,610 --> 00:14:16,110
I'm sorry, Alex.
The man is slime.
303
00:14:16,150 --> 00:14:18,710
Elyse, if you'd heard
the things he'd said...
304
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,250
I can't believe this!
305
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:23,980
I can't let you two
out of the house!
306
00:14:24,010 --> 00:14:27,350
Alex, that man would have
made a killer out of Gandhi.
307
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:36,750
That man held the key
to my future in his hands.
308
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,750
That... that letter
of recommendation
309
00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:41,450
w-was my passport
to the Ivy league,
310
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,750
t-to penny loafers,
raccoon coats...
311
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:46,680
Girls named Muffy.
312
00:14:48,950 --> 00:14:51,380
Alex, there's always
trade school.
313
00:14:51,410 --> 00:14:52,710
Ohh!
314
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:55,160
How did all this happen, Elyse?
315
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,360
For all these years,
316
00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,060
we've lived
by the doctrine of non-violence,
317
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:03,460
of sympathy and love
towards our fellow man,
318
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:06,060
peace and harmony.
319
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:08,300
The man is a rodent.
320
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:13,280
Listen, my geography teacher
has been wising off lately.
321
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:15,080
Could one of you
rough her up a bit?
322
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,050
We've got to put a stop to this.
323
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:21,710
Steven, I know
this may sound crazy,
324
00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:23,710
but I think
we ought to invite Mr. Tedesco
325
00:15:23,750 --> 00:15:25,580
to dinner tomorrow night.
326
00:15:25,610 --> 00:15:28,250
What for? To finish him off?
327
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:33,010
I don't want that man
in my home, Elyse.
328
00:15:33,050 --> 00:15:34,510
Neither do I, Steven,
329
00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,410
but until we can sit down
in peace with him,
330
00:15:37,450 --> 00:15:40,310
we'll never be able to sit down
in peace with ourselves.
331
00:15:40,350 --> 00:15:42,910
You're right.
332
00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:46,680
And I think we owe it to Alex
to smooth this thing over.
333
00:15:46,710 --> 00:15:50,110
Well... Now
you're talking some sense.
334
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,850
It's settled. We'll invite him
for dinner tomorrow night.
335
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:57,280
Girls, you got to
help me out tonight.
336
00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:58,850
We got to keep things
in an up mood
337
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:02,310
when Mr. Tedesco comes...
Happiness, gaiety.
338
00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:05,080
Laugh and giggle
as much as possible.
339
00:16:05,110 --> 00:16:07,310
In fact, let's practice, okay?
340
00:16:07,350 --> 00:16:08,810
Go ahead... laugh.
341
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:10,450
Heh.
342
00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,610
That's not bad, not bad,
343
00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:17,150
but try it with
a little more enthusiasm.
344
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,310
Hee hee hee hee hee.
Hee hee hee hee hee.
345
00:16:21,350 --> 00:16:23,010
Better.
346
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:24,350
Okay, look, uh...
347
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,510
If he starts getting into it
with mom and dad,
348
00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,110
talk about something else, okay?
349
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,680
Like...
Like the weather.
350
00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:32,810
Okay, Alex, now,
the chicken's in the oven,
351
00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,680
and the table is set.
352
00:16:34,710 --> 00:16:36,250
Uh, chicken? Chicken?
353
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,480
Is that the best
you could do, mom?
354
00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:39,980
What's wrong with chicken?
355
00:16:40,010 --> 00:16:42,610
You do not appease a man
with poultry.
356
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,480
Beef! We need beef!
357
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,480
We're having chicken, Alex.
358
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:50,480
Okay, look,
I've given some thought
359
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,350
a-as to what you might say
to Mr. Tedesco.
360
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:58,010
"Never has so cruel an attack
been perpetrated
361
00:16:58,050 --> 00:17:00,150
on so innocent a victim."
362
00:17:01,780 --> 00:17:06,480
"Would that I could reverse
the hands of time, I would.
363
00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:09,980
I beg your forgiveness
with all my heart and soul"?
364
00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:15,180
Alex, we're not
gonna say these things.
365
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,780
We had no right to hit him.
We know that.
366
00:17:17,810 --> 00:17:19,810
But we're not going to
beg his forgiveness.
367
00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,910
Begging's out?
368
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,180
Afraid so.
369
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,250
We're not gonna grovel, either.
370
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,280
No groveling, either?
371
00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:29,210
Why are we having the guy over?
372
00:17:29,250 --> 00:17:31,010
I'll get it.
373
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,510
Mr. Tedesco.
374
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,510
Hello, Alex.
375
00:17:37,550 --> 00:17:39,150
Come on in.
376
00:17:40,550 --> 00:17:43,050
Please... sit down.
377
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,210
Thank you.
378
00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,980
Hee hee hee hee hee!
Hee hee hee hee hee!
379
00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:57,510
I'm glad you could accept
our invitation, Mr. Tedesco.
380
00:17:57,550 --> 00:18:00,010
Well, of course
he accepted, mom.
381
00:18:00,050 --> 00:18:01,910
He's a very forgiving man.
382
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,910
Before you sits a human being
383
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:06,880
who thinks and acts
on the highest plane imaginable.
384
00:18:06,910 --> 00:18:09,210
I came for the free dinner.
385
00:18:15,210 --> 00:18:17,650
Hee hee. Hee hee.
386
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:24,950
Mr. Tedesco, why don't we start
with a clean slate here?
387
00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:29,150
Now, we're all reasonable,
intelligent human beings
388
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:32,010
who have just behaved poorly
over the past few days.
389
00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:35,580
Now, I know my husband and I
are sorry for hitting you,
390
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:39,110
and I'm sure that you're sorry
for saying the things you said.
391
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,850
What's for dinner?
392
00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:44,210
Chicken. But before we eat,
I was hoping that...
393
00:18:44,250 --> 00:18:46,010
I had chicken for lunch.
394
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,950
Mom, there's got to be
something else in the fridge.
395
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:50,250
Maybe we can go out and eat.
396
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,350
Uh, no, Alex.
We are staying here.
397
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:55,810
And we're eating chicken.
398
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:59,610
I said I had chicken for lunch.
399
00:19:00,980 --> 00:19:02,450
Um...
400
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,550
They say it might rain.
401
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,180
Yeah.
402
00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,810
Rain's good.
403
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:14,580
Now, that's
the Mallory I remember.
404
00:19:14,610 --> 00:19:16,080
Mr. Tedesco...
405
00:19:16,110 --> 00:19:17,780
Steven!
406
00:19:17,810 --> 00:19:20,580
I-I think I need some help
in the kitchen...
407
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,050
With the chicken.
408
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,750
We'll help too, mom.
409
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,810
Good! It's a big chicken.
410
00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:32,180
Sorry about that, Mr. Tedesco.
411
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:35,210
It's about what I expected.
412
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:38,810
Look, uh... There's no point
413
00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,050
in going on with this charade
any longer.
414
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,180
You're not gonna write
that letter of recommendation
415
00:19:43,210 --> 00:19:44,380
for me, are you?
416
00:19:47,410 --> 00:19:50,180
Uh... Are you?
417
00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:52,310
You know, Keaton...
418
00:19:52,350 --> 00:19:56,510
This is one of those moments
when I prize being a teacher...
419
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:58,510
When I can
watch a student squirm
420
00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,010
because I hold his fate
in my hands.
421
00:20:02,050 --> 00:20:03,610
You like that, huh?
422
00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:07,280
I do. I do.
423
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:11,980
There's something very appealing
about... Playing god.
424
00:20:12,010 --> 00:20:15,480
That's how we think of you.
425
00:20:15,510 --> 00:20:18,080
I love having power.
426
00:20:18,110 --> 00:20:22,380
And it's inspiring to see
that you don't abuse it.
427
00:20:22,410 --> 00:20:24,710
Uh, look...
428
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:26,780
I really need
that recommendation.
429
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,410
I know.
430
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,410
Okay, okay, okay!
431
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,810
You've suffered long enough.
432
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,450
You got the recommendation.
433
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:38,280
Uh... I-i do?
434
00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:40,550
Yeah... wrote it
the day you asked me for it.
435
00:20:40,580 --> 00:20:42,310
It's right here.
436
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:45,350
I don't usually show letters
of recommendation to students,
437
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:48,510
but this one's exceptionally
well-written, and...
438
00:20:48,550 --> 00:20:49,810
Well...
439
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,410
Here you go.
440
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:54,580
Ohh!
441
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:56,450
Oh, Mr. Tedesco.
442
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:59,250
Oh, this is beautiful.
This is beautiful. Thank you.
443
00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,250
I admit that I thought about
not giving you a recommendation.
444
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,350
Then I realized
that wouldn't be fair.
445
00:21:04,380 --> 00:21:05,710
It wasn't you that hit me.
446
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:07,780
Uh, no, no, no, it wasn't.
447
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:10,880
It's not your fault your parents
are the way they are.
448
00:21:10,910 --> 00:21:13,710
You know, in fact, considering
what your parents are like,
449
00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,150
you're a remarkable fellow.
450
00:21:15,180 --> 00:21:16,280
Yeah.
451
00:21:16,310 --> 00:21:17,950
Now, when they came
into the classroom,
452
00:21:17,980 --> 00:21:22,850
I realized that evolution
sometimes takes a detour.
453
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,850
We're all descended from apes,
454
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,080
but not quite as directly
as you.
455
00:21:29,980 --> 00:21:32,250
Mr. Tedesco...
456
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,810
Sorry about
flying off the handle earlier.
457
00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,180
My, uh, my wife and I
were talking out there,
458
00:21:37,210 --> 00:21:40,150
and we reminded each other
what this evening is all about
459
00:21:40,180 --> 00:21:42,880
and how much it means
to this family.
460
00:21:42,910 --> 00:21:44,810
Yes. We're defrosting
some steaks.
461
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:46,810
Should be ready
in about 20 minutes.
462
00:21:46,850 --> 00:21:48,950
Yummy.
463
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:52,980
No, mom. No steaks tonight.
464
00:21:53,010 --> 00:21:54,250
Tonight...
465
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,610
We're having chicken.
466
00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:00,650
No, Alex, remember? Mr. Tedesco
had chicken for lunch.
467
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:04,280
Yeah, well, I don't care
what Mr. Tedesco had for lunch,
468
00:22:04,310 --> 00:22:07,680
and, uh, this is what I think
of his recommendation.
469
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,780
Alex, what are you doing?!
470
00:22:08,810 --> 00:22:11,050
I'm keeping my self-respect.
471
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,080
I overrated you, Alex.
472
00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:15,510
I thought you were better
than your parents.
473
00:22:15,550 --> 00:22:16,980
I was wrong.
474
00:22:17,010 --> 00:22:18,580
Look, Mr. Tedesco,
475
00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:22,750
I-I don't feel like
I'm better than my parents.
476
00:22:22,780 --> 00:22:24,580
As a matter of fact,
477
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,710
if I grow up to be
as good as they are,
478
00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,050
I'll be very proud.
479
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,580
How conventionally sweet.
480
00:22:31,980 --> 00:22:33,580
Ooh.
481
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:40,280
I think we'd all appreciate it
482
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:43,350
if you left our house now,
Mr. Tedesco.
483
00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:46,110
My pleasure.
484
00:22:49,810 --> 00:22:50,780
Whoa.
485
00:22:50,810 --> 00:22:51,780
Nice going, Alex.
486
00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:54,450
You should've punched him.
487
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:55,950
No, he shouldn't have.
488
00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:58,110
I think you handled
the situation just right.
489
00:22:58,150 --> 00:23:00,610
Look, I know
it wasn't easy for you guys
490
00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:03,050
to invite him over here
for dinner tonight,
491
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,110
and I know you did it for me.
492
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,550
Thank you.
493
00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:08,610
The evening didn't end up
the way we thought it would,
494
00:23:08,650 --> 00:23:11,380
but at least nobody got hit.
495
00:23:11,410 --> 00:23:12,850
Alex, you're hard to figure.
496
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,680
Right when I think I know you,
you go and do something nice.
497
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:23,680
All right.
I'll have the chicken.
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:12,000
2 сезон 3 серия
«Тем больнее падать»
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00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:07,160
Это уже вторая, Мэллори!
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00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,880
Разобьёшь ещё, и сервиз
сократится до одной персоны.
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Не знаю, что со мной сегодня.
Я такая нервная.
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00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:15,510
А это не связано как-то
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с сегодняшним родительским
собранием в школе?
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00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:23,360
Родительское собрание?
В школе? Уже?
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00:01:24,700 --> 00:01:28,010
Да, Мэллори, уже.
Момент истины.
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00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,300
Возможность для наших родителей
и твоих учителей
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собраться вместе,
посмотреть твои оценки
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и как следует поржать.
13
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Ты такой сноб, Алекс. Сам-то ты
в восторге от родительских собраний.
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Ещё бы!
Для меня это как Рождество.
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Как у вас дела с посудой?
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00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:49,280
Пара тарелок пропала.
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Мы вернёмся к половине десятого.
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Там сегодня будет такая суматоха,
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и если у вас не получится
побеседовать с математичкой,
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я не обижусь.
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Да, и кстати,
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как раз вчера миссис Стигни
дала обет молчания.
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Мы будем общаться
посредством письма.
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А ты, Алекс? Есть что-то,
чего ты нам советуешь избегать?
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Отнюдь!
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Идите туда, куда вам хочется.
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Надеюсь, ваша радость
будет умеренной.
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Да, и обязательно поговорите
с мистером Тедеско.
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Ты нам это каждый час
напоминаешь.
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Не хочу показаться назойливым,
но это правда важно.
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Его двоюродный брат
преподаёт в Дартмуте.
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Если он напишет мне рекомендации,
меня возьмут.
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Хорошо, Алекс.
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Раз уж вы с ним увидитесь,
вы же подумаслите его?
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Считай, он весь в масле.
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Элиза, ты иди к учителям Алекса,
а я – к учителям Мэллори.
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Мистер Тедеско.
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Хорошее предположение.
Вы кто?
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Элиза Китон, мама Алекса.
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Алекс Китон... Хороший парень.
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Спасибо.
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Вам есть чем гордиться.
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Алекс – лучший ученик в классе.
Хотя это с кем сравнивать.
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Половина из них думает,
что горбун из Нотр-Дама –
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это был такой футболист.
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Ваш предмет – один из его любимых.
Он только о вас и говорит.
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Не стоит меня умасливать.
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Я и не думала, это правда.
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Мы с мужем очень хотели
с вами познакомиться,
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но ему пришлось пойти к учителям
нашей дочери Мэллори.
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Мэллори?
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В прошлом году у меня была
ученица по имени Мэллори Китон.
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Это она.
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Правда?
Кто из ваших детей приёмный?
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Итак, прошу у всех внимания.
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Я... Рубен Тедеско.
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Ваши дети зовут меня
мистером Тедеско.
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И вы меня так зовите.
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Я преподаю
европейскую литературу.
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Если чувствуете себя лишними
в этом классе, не волнуйтесь,
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у большинства ваших детей
та же ситуация.
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Проведём это собрание
в открытой форме.
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Я отвечу на все ваши
разумные вопросы.
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Поднимайте руку, пожалуйста.
Прошу, леди в первом ряду.
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Мистер Тедеско...
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Не вы.
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Та что рядом, старая кошёлка.
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Почему вы задаёте столько
домашней работы?
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Я же сказал, разумные вопросы.
Следующий?
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Прошу.
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Мой сын говорит,
что вы его дразните.
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Придумываете прозвища.
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Как зовут сынка?
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Ларри Морган.
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Ларри Простофиля?
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Мадам, ваш сын
бесталанный прыщавый лжец!
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Кто-нибудь ещё?
Прошу, представьтесь.
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Миссис Бинни.
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Моей дочери Минди очень
понравился "Маленький принц".
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Вы можете ещё что-нибудь
ей порекомендовать?
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Да, я бы рекомендовал ей
сбросить 20 кило.
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А вам можно и 15.
Следующий.
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Боже, какая любопытная шайка.
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Я хочу кое-что сказать.
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Мистер Тедеско, по-моему,
вы должны извиниться
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перед миссис Бинни
и всеми здесь.
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Да!
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Вы были очень грубы
и оскорбили всех нас.
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Миссис Китон, теперь я вижу, что
ваш сын явно пошёл умом не в вас.
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Если считаете, что я вас
оскорбляю, ваше право.
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Больше я никого не буду
оскорблять.
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Междусобойчик закончен.
Я ухожу.
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Игра окончена.
Дайте пройти.
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Не толкайте меня!
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С дороги, бабуля.
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Вы не имеете права!
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Кто меня остановит?
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Хорошо.
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Мэллори, держи тарелку,
ты, Дженнифер, держи кусочек,
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а я попробую их совместить.
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Вот так, отлично.
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Подержим теперь две минуты,
и всё будет держаться 2000 лет.
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Так написано на тюбике.
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Что будем делать?
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Ладно, спокойно. Без паники.
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Алло?
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Да, секундочку.
Это тебя. Линда.
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Спасибо.
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Линда?
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Я возьму из другой комнаты.
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Извините, девчат.
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Мама, папа, вы рано.
Что случилось?
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Долго рассказывать.
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Вы что, разговаривали
с миссис Стигни?
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И это тоже...
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Так и знала.
Обещаю, теперь я буду стараться.
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Мэллори...
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Я буду делать домашку
каждый день. Клянусь.
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Ну не каждый,
но через день...
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Мэллори!
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У нас сейчас есть более
серьёзные проблемы.
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Слава богу.
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Ну, мам, пап, как всё прошло?
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Алекс, тебе лучше присесть.
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Я не могу сидеть, когда волнуюсь.
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Ну что, виделась с мистером Тедеско?
Произвела на него впечатление?
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Это уж точно.
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Здорово.
Выкладывай подробности.
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Как бы тебе лучше сказать...
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Я ударила мистера Тедеско
в челюсть.
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Что ты сказала?
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Я ударила его.
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Говоря "ударила", ты имела в виду
нежно так приложилась, вроде...
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"молодчина, мистер Тедеско"?
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Я вырубила его.
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Ого!
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И почему?
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Он толкнул пожилую даму.
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И всё? Сколько ей?
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Алекс, твой мистер Тедеско –
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грубый, гнусный,
невоспитанный мужлан!
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Я мог бы сказать тебе то же самое!
Зачем было его бить?
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Он вёл себя настолько по-хамски,
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что мой удар стал
рефлекторной реакцией.
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Я поддалась
неконтролируемому импульсу.
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Понимаешь?
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Нет!
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Просто... так сложились
обстоятельства.
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И теперь мы все это,
конечно, понимаем.
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Элиза, можешь мне
ещё разок объяснить?
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А ты покажи, как всё было, мам.
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Алекс, ты будешь
мистером Тедеско...
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Стивен, мне так стыдно.
Ударить другого человека...
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Я уверен, Элиза, всё это
можно уладить...
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уладить очень просто.
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А давай ты позвонишь ему
и извинишься?
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Отлично. Прекрасная мысль.
Найду его номер.
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Не расстраивайся.
Это всего лишь неудачный вечер.
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Чемпион.
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Правильно, мам.
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В любом случае, мистер Тедеско
давно на это напрашивался.
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Пора было уже кому-то
поставить его на место.
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Мэллори, ты ни в коем случае
не должна думать,
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что я выступаю за насилие.
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Я против. Это было
минутное помешательство.
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Так, мама. Звони.
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Говори что угодно,
но выбей мне эти рекомендации.
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Не волнуйся, Алекс.
Кажется, я знаю, как всё уладить.
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Алло, мистер Тедеско?
Здравствуйте, это Элиза Китон.
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Прошу, выслушайте меня!
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Мистер Тедеско, я ужасно
переживаю из-за случившегося
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и хочу извиниться.
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Подумаешь, какой нашёлся!
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Что? Адрес свой говори!
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Мистер Тедеско?
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Да, не обращайте на неё внимания.
Это всё её таблетки.
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Алло? Алло-о?
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Мистер Тедеско?
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Чего нужно?
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Можно сказать вам пару слов?
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Вы уже сказали пять.
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Я Стивен Китон, отец Алекса.
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Один из буянов-Китонов.
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Я не хотел...
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Ближе не подходите.
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Мистер Тедеско,
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я пришёл извиниться
за поведение своей жены.
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Она ужасно переживает
из-за случившегося.
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И очень сожалеет,
мы оба сожалеем.
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Я и в суд могу подать.
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Слушайте, давайте попробуем
посмотреть на это в другом свете.
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Неужели вы сами никогда
не делали чего-то не подумав,
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о чём после бы сожалели?
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Да, я пришёл
на родительское собрание.
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Я понимаю, вы расстроены,
на что имеете полное право,
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но вы же разумный,
образованный человек,
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способный понять
сущность этой ситуации.
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Это было
временное помутнение.
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Я надеюсь,
что вы поймёте и простите.
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К счастью, мистер Китон,
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ваш сын унаследовал ваше
рациональное мышление.
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Ради него, я позволю себе
прислушаться к вашим словам.
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Воспитание для меня – прежде всего.
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Я это вижу.
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А вот жёнушка ваша –
та ещё амазонка.
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Наполовину ирландка, наполовину
француженка, но не амазонка.
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Вы же понимаете, о чём я, Китон.
Она дикая! Недалёкая.
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Наверняка, вам сложно
держать её в узде.
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Ответьте-ка...
Кнуты справляются с ситуацией?
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Думаю, мне пора.
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Нет, мне интересно. Как это, жить
с такой разнузданной дьяволицей?
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До свидания, мистер Тедеско.
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Подождите, ещё один вопрос.
А как она?..
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Ах ты!..
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Хорошее настроение, Алекс?
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Да, а почему бы ему не быть?
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В этот момент отец с мистером Тедеско
наверняка жмут друг другу руки.
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Решают, наверное,
идти им пить пиво или нет.
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Мои проблемы позади.
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Ну что, ма,
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проведём пару раундов,
вспомним былое?
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Алекс!
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Порхай, как бабочка,
жаль, как пчела?
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Алекс, я начинаю сердиться!
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Ребята, она злится!
Прячься, кто может!
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Прекращай.
Накрой лучше на стол.
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Да ладно, мам. Всё позади.
Можно и посмеяться.
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Смешно ведь?
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Ей не смешно, Алекс.
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Ладно, ладно.
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А это что?
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Тарелка.
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Раньше была тарелка.
Теперь это произведение искусства.
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В шкафу этого искусства
ещё больше, мам.
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Ну, отец, как всё прошло?
Он напишет мне рекомендации?
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Рекомендации мы не обсуждали.
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О чём вы говорили?
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Что ж... Я представился.
Сказал, как мы все очень сожалеем.
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Я убедил его простить и забыть это.
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А потом мы поговорили немного,
так, ни о чём.
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И я врезал ему по лицу.
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Прости, Алекс,
но этот человек – подонок.
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Элиза, слышала бы ты,
что он сказал...
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Поверить не могу!
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Да вас обоих из дома
нельзя выпускать.
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Алекс, этот человек может и Ганди
изобразить убийцей!
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У этого человека в руках
были ключи от моего будущего.
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Это рекомендательное письмо
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являлось моим пропуском
в Лигу плюща,
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к их фирменным ботинкам,
енотовой шубе...
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к шикарным девушкам.
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Алекс, всегда есть
торговое училище.
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Как же так, Элиза?
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Все эти годы мы жили
по принципам ненасилия,
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сочувствия и любви
к ближнему своему,
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мира и гармонии.
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Но этот человек – настоящая крыса.
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А знаете, у нас в последнее время
географичка обнаглела.
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Мог бы один из вас
всыпать ей слегка?
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Этому надо положить конец.
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Стивен, это звучит безумно,
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но, по-моему, мы должны пригласить
мистера Тедеско завтра на ужин.
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Зачем? Чтобы добить его?
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Элиза, я не хочу видеть
этого человека в своём доме.
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Я тоже, Стивен, но пока мы
не достигнем согласия с ним,
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мы не сможем
достичь согласия с собой.
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Ты права.
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Мы обязаны разрулить
эту ситуацию ради Алекса.
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Ну вот, теперь вы говорите
разумные вещи.
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Решено. Мы пригласим его
на завтрашний ужин.
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Девчата, вы должны мне
сегодня помочь.
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Нужно следить, чтобы всё прошло
как надо с мистером Тедеско.
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Счастливо, весело.
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Чтобы вокруг были
сплошные улыбки.
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Давайте потренируемся,
хорошо? Ну-ка посмейтесь.
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Неплохо, неплохо,
но добавьте немного энтузиазма.
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Лучше.
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Так, слушайте. Если он начнёт как-то
соприкасаться с мамой и папой,
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уводите тему разговора, ладно?
Говорите... о погоде.
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Ну всё, Алекс, цыплёнок
в духовке, стол накрыт.
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Цыплёнок? Цыплёнок?!
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А больше ничего не могла
приготовить?
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Чем плох цыплёнок?
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Курятиной человека не ублажить.
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Говядина! Нужна говядина!
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Мы будем есть курицу, Алекс.
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Ладно, я вот набросал вам то,
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что вы можете говорить
мистеру Тедеско.
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"Никогда ещё мир не видел
столь жестокого нападения
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на столь невинную жертву".
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"Хотела бы я обратить
время вспять? Хотела бы".
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"Молю вас о прощении
всем сердцем и душой"?
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Алекс, мы не станем
этого говорить.
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Нам нельзя было его бить.
Мы это знаем.
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Но чтобы умолять его о прощении...
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00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,910
Мольбы отменяются?
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Боюсь, что так.
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И никакого ползания на коленях.
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Без коленей? Зачем мы вообще
приглашаем его к нам?
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Я открою.
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Мистер Тедеско.
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Здравствуй, Алекс.
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Проходите.
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Пожалуйста, присаживайтесь.
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Спасибо.
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00:17:54,050 --> 00:17:57,510
Мы очень рады, что вы приняли
наше приглашение, мистер Тедеско.
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Конечно же, принял, мам.
Он очень милосердный человек.
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Перед вами личность, движимая
наивысшими чувствами.
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Я пришёл из-за халявного ужина.
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Мистер Тедеско, а давайте
начнём всё с чистого листа?
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Мы все – разумные
интеллигентные люди,
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которые просто плохо себя вели
в последние дни.
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Мы с мужем искренне сожалеем,
что ударили вас,
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а вы, конечно же, сожалеете
о том, что сказали.
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Что на ужин?
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Цыплёнок.
Но пока мы не приступили...
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Я ел цыплёнка на обед.
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Ма, в холодильнике
наверняка есть что-то ещё.
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Или можно куда-нибудь сходить.
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Нет, Алекс, мы останемся здесь.
И будем есть цыплёнка.
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Как я уже сказал,
я ел цыплёнка на обед.
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Тут пишут, может быть дождь.
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Ага.
Дождь – это хорошо.
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Вот такую Мэллори я помню.
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- Мистер Тедеско...
- Стивен!
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Мне нужна помощь на кухне...
С цыплёнком.
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Мы тоже поможем, мам.
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Хорошо!
Это огромный цыплёнок.
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Прошу прощения за это,
мистер Тедеско.
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Большего я и не ждал.
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Слушайте, нет смысла и дальше
продолжать этот цирк.
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Вы ведь не станете писать для меня
рекомендательное письмо?
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Или станете?
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Знаешь, Китон...
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Именно в такие моменты
я доволен, что стал учителем.
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00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,810
Когда я вижу,
как ученик извивается,
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ведь его судьба – в моих руках.
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Вам это нравится?
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00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,210
Весьма, весьма.
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Есть что-то заманчивое в том,
чтобы... изображать бога.
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Так мы о вас и думаем.
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00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,010
Мне нравится
чувствовать власть.
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Это вдохновляет, что вы ей
не злоупотребляете.
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Послушайте.
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Мне очень нужны
эти рекомендации.
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Я в курсе.
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00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,410
Ну ладно, ладно.
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Ты достаточно мучился.
Получишь ты свои рекомендации.
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Правда?
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Я написал их в тот же день,
как ты попросил. Вот они.
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Обычно я не показываю
рекомендательные письма ученикам,
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но это написано
в отличном стиле...
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Что ж...
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Держи.
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О, мистер Тедеско.
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Это прекрасно, прекрасно.
Спасибо вам.
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Я подумывал, чтобы
не писать их тебе.
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Но понял,
что это будет несправедливо.
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Не ты же меня ударил.
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Да, действительно, не я.
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Ты не виноват, что тебе
не повезло с родителями.
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А знаешь, с такими-то родителями,
ты даже замечательный малый.
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Да.
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Когда они пришли ко мне в класс,
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я увидел, что эволюция
временами проходит мимо.
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Мы все произошли от обезьян,
но не настолько прямо, как ты.
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Мистер Тедеско...
Простите, что сорвались ранее.
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00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,160
Мы с женой всё обсудили,
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напомнили друг другу
что это за вечер
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и как много он значит
для нашей семьи.
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Мы поставили подогреваться стейки.
Будут готовы через 20 минут.
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Ням-ням.
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Нет, мам.
Сегодня никаких стейков.
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00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,230
Сегодня...
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мы едим цыплёнка.
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Забыл, Алекс?
Мистер Тедеско ел его на обед.
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00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:04,260
Плевать мне, что и когда
ел мистер Тедеско.
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00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,660
А так я поступлю
с его рекомендациями.
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00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,760
Что ты делаешь?
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00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,030
Сохраняю самоуважение.
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00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:15,510
Я переоценил тебя, Алекс.
Думал, ты лучше своих родителей.
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Но ошибался.
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00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,560
Послушайте, мистер Тедеско,
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я не считаю,
что я лучше своих родителей.
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Собственно говоря,
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если мне удастся стать таким же,
как они, я буду этим гордиться.
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00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,620
Как же это банально слащаво.
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Мы будем очень признательны,
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если вы покинете наш дом,
мистер Тедеско.
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С удовольствием.
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Молодец, Алекс.
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00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,430
Нужно было тебе ему врезать.
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00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:58,110
Ничего не нужно.
Ты поступил верно.
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00:22:58,150 --> 00:23:03,030
Я знаю, как непросто вам было
пригласить его к нам на ужин,
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и я знаю, что вы сделали это
ради меня. Спасибо.
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00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:09,150
Вечер закончился не так,
как мы рассчитывали,
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зато никого не побили.
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Тебя сложно понять, Алекс.
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Только вроде я тебя раскушу,
ты раз, и сделаешь что-то хорошее.
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Уговорили.
Я согласен на цыплёнка.
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