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? I bet we've been together
for a million years ?
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? and I'll bet we'll be together
for a million more ?
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? oh, it's like
I started breathing ?
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? on the night we kissed
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? and I can't remember
what I ever did before ?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? and there ain't no nothin' ?
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? we can't love
each other through ?
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? ooh-hoo
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? what would we do, baby
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? without us?
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? sha-la-la-la
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Where's Mallory?
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Ah, she's still getting dressed.
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What's taking her so long?
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Jeff is gonna be here
any minute.
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That's what's
taking her so long.
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Look, Jennifer, let me
explain to you a few things
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about the female of the species.
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This ought to be good
for a laugh.
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You see,
the most important weapon
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that... that
any female possesses
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is her ability
to attract the male.
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For example,
the, uh, the female Blue Jay
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has her decorative plumage.
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Thus, right now
Mallory is upstairs
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putting on her feathers
and snapping on her beak.
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Alex, it is the male Blue Jay
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that has the pretty feathers.
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Okay, okay.
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Occasionally, you'll find
a deviant Jay or two, but...
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As a rule, most birds
play it straight.
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Give it up, Alex.
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Well, what do you think?
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Did Jennifer say
you could borrow that?
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This happens to be
what all the college girls
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are wearing this year.
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You like it, don't you, Jen?
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Yeah.
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You look...
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Cute.
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Cute! I don't want to look cute.
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I want to look sophisticated.
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Maybe you should put
on a false mustache.
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Mallory, why are you so nervous?
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Jeff is crazy about you.
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He was crazy about me
before he went off to college.
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I'm just nervous
that he's changed.
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Alex, you got to help me out.
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What do you think I could do
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to be more interesting
to a college man?
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Buy a car.
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Look, let's face it, Mallory.
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You have always been...
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Borderline interesting at best.
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Jeff has been away at Princeton.
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He... he's mingling
with people of the world,
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with jet setters
and cover girls.
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Nice of you
to cheer her up, Alex.
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Okay, okay, Mallory,
I'll help you out.
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A few pointers to get you
in tune
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with the way
a college man thinks.
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Great. Go ahead.
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Okay, let me see. Uh, books.
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Just discuss books.
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Okay.
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Uh, have you read, uh,
"The Scarlet Pimpernel"?
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"Wuthering Heights"?
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Uh, "The Sound and the Fury"?
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I saw "The Sound of Music."
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Now, wait a minute.
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What am I worried about?
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I know Jeff still likes me.
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I'm sure of it.
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Listen to these letters.
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"Mallory." That's me.
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"The cafeteria food
is worse than I imagined,
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"and as I sit here
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"looking at the corn
in cream sauce,
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I think of you."
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"Your pal, Jeff."
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Can you believe
how romantic he is?
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I don't know, Mallory.
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Uh, I may be a little jaded,
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but, uh, that doesn't sound
all that romantic to me.
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That's because
you don't know how
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to read a love letter.
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You got to read
between the lines.
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Like when he says
the food stinks,
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he means, "I miss you."
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So if he really meant
the food stinks,
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w-what would he say?
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"Be my love"?
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Elyse: Okay.
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Dinner is set.
I hope Jeff likes lasagna.
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I hope he likes me.
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Mallory, stop worrying.
Jeff is crazy about you.
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What if he's all different now?
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What if he's not shy?
What if he's not sweet?
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What if he just
doesn't like me anymore?
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Of course he still likes you.
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Why else do you think he's
coming for dinner tonight?
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You think it's just
for the lasagna?
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Well, he did write me how awful
the food was at college.
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Oh, come on, honey,
that was just his way
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of telling you he missed you.
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See, Alex?
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Oh, I'll get it.
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Wait. Don't answer it!
It could be Jeff.
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Maybe I should change.
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No. You look cute
in Jennifer's outfit.
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Oh.
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Honey, you look fine.
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Really.
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Hey, Jeff, welcome home. Hi.
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How are you?
Hi, Jen. Hi. Hey, Alex.
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And who's this?
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Jeff, it's me, Mallory.
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I know it's you.
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What happened
to your sense of humor?
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Oh, that's clever. Very clever.
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"Boola boola."
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Mallory, did you make
these cookies? They're great.
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Well, I-i kind of helped.
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Mallory's the one
that set the oven on 375.
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We're all pretty darn
proud of her.
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So, Jeff, tell me,
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have you read
"The Withering Pimpernel"?
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You know, Jeff,
everyone was very impressed
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when you got that scholarship.
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Whole town's very proud.
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I am, too.
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I'm truly delighted
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that things
are going so well for you
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there at the, uh, league of Ivy.
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Well, I think I'll go change
for our date.
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What's wrong
with what you're wearing?
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Don't be silly, papa.
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This outfit is simply
for dining,
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not for an evening on the town.
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My apologies, ma petite.
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He's so amusing, isn't he, Jeff?
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Oh, Mrs. Keaton, could Alex
and I do that?
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Huh?
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Being at college, I never get
to clear the table anymore.
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I kind of miss it.
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I don't think I want
to go to college.
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Okay. Have fun.
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If you really want to have
a good time, mop the floor.
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Alex, I have a confession
to make.
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I really didn't want
to clear the table.
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Well, neither do I.
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There's the back door.
Let's make a run for it.
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I'm serious.
I have to talk to you.
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All right, Jeff, go ahead.
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Alex, college is terrible.
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I'm homesick. I'm confused.
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I don't want to be at Princeton.
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I hate it there.
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Ah, you had me going
for a minute,
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you kidder, you.
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I know what this is.
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This is a fraternity prank,
right?
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No. I-I'm not kidding.
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You know how in high school,
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you're one of the smartest kids?
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Yeah. It's one
of my favorite things.
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Well, at college, all the kids
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were the smartest kids
in their high schools.
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I'm just average there.
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Just average?
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I don't think
I could tolerate that.
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I'm disoriented. I-I'm nervous.
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There's too much pressure.
I'm not happy.
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So, what are you two chaps
talking about?
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Jeff was just telling me...
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About the great
college days I'm having.
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Did... did I tell you,
in a few weeks,
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we go against Yale in Polo?
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No. What will they be wearing?
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Did you like the movie?
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Yeah, I did. It was great.
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Why? Didn't I act
like I liked it?
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You did. You did.
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This is nice, too.
Just relaxing.
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Mallory...
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I don't know how to say this.
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I knew it! You don't want
to see me anymore.
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No, that's not it.
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Will you go steady with me?
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You don't have
to answer right away.
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Yes!
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You hesitated. Does that mean
you're not sure?
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No! I'm sure! I'm thrilled!
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You don't like it.
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I love it!
It's your French Club pin!
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Oh, I want you to pin it on me!
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Where?
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On my sweater.
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Jeff, it's traditional
to pin it closer to the heart.
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There. How does that look?
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Great. Oh.
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I just have one question.
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How can we go steady
if you're at Princeton?
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You mean, how can I
go to Princeton
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if we're going steady?
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Either way.
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I've given this
a lot of thought,
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and the best thing would be
for me to transfer
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to school here in town.
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Are you serious?
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Sure. Why not?
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I didn't know how much you meant
to me until I went away.
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I guess you could tell that
from my letters.
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Any fool could tell
from those letters.
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Sure, if I graduated
from Princeton,
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I could probably do anything
I want with my life.
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But right now,
you're what I want.
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I don't know how I could be
somewhere where you're... Not.
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Jeff, I didn't know
you felt this way.
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You probably haven't
noticed this,
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but I'm a "keep it inside"
kind of guy.
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It's great that nothing's
changed between us, isn't it?
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Nothing's changed, and nothing's
going to change.
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Ow!
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Nothing like unwinding on
a Saturday morning, huh, Alex?
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I like to stay wound, dad.
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It's what gives me my edge.
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I-I'll relax tonight
at the homecoming dance.
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Who are you going with?
Oh, you don't know her.
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I don't know her, either.
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You're too selective, Alex.
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You've got to lower
your standards a little.
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I thought you had a strict
policy against blind dates.
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Oh, I do. I do.
This isn't a blind date.
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I've seen her yearbook picture.
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She's on page 157.
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So all you know about this girl
is what she looks like
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and what page she's on?
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I know her name, I mean...
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Couldn't forget that.
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It's Inga...
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Something.
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And I know she...
She's chock-full of pep,
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she speaks fluent Latvian,
and best of all,
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she's a member of
the Future Farmers of America.
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Don't let her get away, Alex.
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Morning, Mallory.
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Oh, yes, hi.
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I've got an announcement
to make.
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It's really important.
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You found a new eye shadow.
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Alex.
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Jeff and I are going steady.
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I was stunned, too.
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You're what?
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Oh, he just asked me last night.
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I don't know if I like
the idea of you going steady.
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Why not? I thought
you liked Jeff.
263
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,260
Well, I do, uh,
but as terrific as Jeff is,
264
00:11:47,300 --> 00:11:49,030
I think you're too young
to restrict yourself
265
00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:50,360
to one person.
266
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,360
Steven: You don't want
to miss out on your youth.
267
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,360
If going steady at 15 is okay,
268
00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,630
when is it okay
to get engaged... 18?
269
00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:59,100
Then what...
Married at 20?
270
00:11:59,130 --> 00:12:01,760
Isn't that the way
you and mommy did it?
271
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,700
We're not gonna
forbid you to go steady,
272
00:12:04,730 --> 00:12:06,900
but we don't think
it's a good idea.
273
00:12:06,930 --> 00:12:09,500
I think it's a wonderful idea.
274
00:12:09,530 --> 00:12:11,000
He gave me this.
275
00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,000
It's his French Club pin.
276
00:12:13,030 --> 00:12:15,300
It means l'amour.
277
00:12:15,330 --> 00:12:16,930
Sure it doesn't...
278
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:18,400
Sure it doesn't mean
279
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:21,530
he didn't want to spring
for real jewelry?
280
00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:24,260
You have to make fun
of everything, don't you, Alex?
281
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,200
I feel sorry for you.
282
00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,700
You feel sorry for me?
283
00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:33,360
That's right.
284
00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:35,000
It's too bad you've
never felt the love
285
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:37,500
for another person
that I feel for Jeff.
286
00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:40,860
I've felt love, Mallory.
287
00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,930
Love is a sacred thing.
288
00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:47,400
I just like to keep it
in perspective.
289
00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,900
Mallory,
this doesn't make sense.
290
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:50,960
How can you go steady
with someone
291
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,630
who's going to school
so far away?
292
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:55,530
That's the best part, mom.
He's coming home.
293
00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:57,760
He's gonna go to Grant college.
294
00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,930
Grant college?
295
00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,830
That's not a real school.
296
00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:05,500
You could get
into Grant college.
297
00:13:07,230 --> 00:13:09,830
That is enough out of you, Alex.
298
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:13,130
Jennifer, could you
help me pick out an outfit
299
00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,530
for the dance tonight?
300
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,030
But we only have 10 hours.
301
00:13:17,060 --> 00:13:20,030
That's cutting it close,
but I'm game.
302
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:22,960
Some people search
their whole lives
303
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,330
for the right person.
304
00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:26,630
I'm so lucky
I didn't have to wait.
305
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:29,230
I can be happy from now on.
306
00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,400
You know, I knew Jeff was
unhappy at Princeton,
307
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:38,460
but, uh, not this unhappy.
308
00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:40,830
What makes you think
Jeff was unhappy at Princeton?
309
00:13:40,860 --> 00:13:42,700
Oh, he told me last night.
310
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:46,260
He... he went on and on about
how he couldn't handle it there,
311
00:13:46,300 --> 00:13:47,730
how he didn't fit in.
312
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,560
I thought that I'd convinced him
to stay, give it a chance,
313
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:53,460
but then he goes
and he pulls a stunt like this.
314
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,900
I don't like it, Steven.
315
00:13:54,930 --> 00:13:57,630
I don't either, Elyse,
but let's, uh, give it some time
316
00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,130
and see how serious they get.
317
00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:04,200
Hello?
318
00:14:05,500 --> 00:14:07,530
Yeah, uh, just a minute.
319
00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:09,660
Alex, it's for you.
320
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:11,130
Inga. Ah.
321
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:12,900
The future farmer.
322
00:14:14,460 --> 00:14:16,100
Hi. How you doing?
323
00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:19,360
Hey-hey, congratulations!
324
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,500
Her pig had a baby.
325
00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:26,360
What?
326
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,130
Uh, well...
Well, I-i don't know.
327
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,760
I mean, if you want me to.
328
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:33,260
Uh, put her on.
329
00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,530
Sooey!
330
00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:41,860
Sooey!
331
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:43,860
It's a pig.
332
00:14:58,030 --> 00:14:59,860
No, no, Inga...
333
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,860
I got to take a break.
334
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,330
My legs are buckling.
335
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,860
I don't do the plowing
that you do.
336
00:15:12,630 --> 00:15:14,700
Inga likes to dance, huh?
337
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,660
Well, she threatened
to hog-tie the band
338
00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:18,260
if they took a break.
339
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:21,660
Man: And one more time, boys.
And a one and a two...
340
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,160
Whoa. Got out of there
just in time.
341
00:15:29,530 --> 00:15:32,060
I'm glad someone's dancing,
anyway.
342
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:34,500
Mallory, what's the matter?
343
00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,730
Where's Jeff?
344
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,300
Alex, we haven't danced once.
345
00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:40,660
This whole evening has been...
346
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,960
Has been a stroll
down memory lane.
347
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,330
We visited the cafeteria.
348
00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,000
We... we looked up
his favorite books
349
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,860
in the card catalog.
350
00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:50,330
We went to the chem lab
351
00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,330
and took pictures
of his old Bunsen burner.
352
00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:56,260
Well, that's, uh...
353
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,330
That's natural.
354
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,200
I mean... I mean, after all,
it is his first time home.
355
00:16:01,230 --> 00:16:03,730
He probably just wants to see
some of the things he missed
356
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:06,060
while he was away, that's all.
357
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,860
I know. It's just that I thought
that I was one of 'em.
358
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:14,230
Inga: Sooey! Sooey!
359
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:18,030
Uh, that's for me.
360
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:21,830
Inga, wait...
361
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,800
Mallory, you should have
gone with me.
362
00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:27,000
That window in my homeroom
is still broken.
363
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:29,500
It was great.
364
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,900
Jeff, when are we gonna dance?
365
00:16:30,930 --> 00:16:33,660
Soon. I just want
to see my old locker.
366
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:35,500
253.
367
00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,000
What a locker.
368
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:39,300
This will be one for the album.
369
00:16:42,060 --> 00:16:43,830
It's just like the old days.
370
00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,760
Same girl, same locker.
371
00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,000
Jeff, I don't understand
372
00:16:47,030 --> 00:16:48,730
why you even
brought me here tonight.
373
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,500
You might as well
be here by yourself.
374
00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:53,100
Mallory, I haven't been
in this school for four months.
375
00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,500
It's not the same for you.
You're here every day.
376
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,500
What are you talking about?
377
00:16:57,530 --> 00:16:59,930
I-it's hard
to be away from home.
378
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,230
I-I'm scared. I'm confused.
I-I get homesick.
379
00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:05,400
You don't know what
I'm going through right now.
380
00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:08,230
What you're going through?
What about me?
381
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:09,360
I'm out with someone
382
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,260
I was supposed
to be going steady with.
383
00:17:11,300 --> 00:17:13,000
You know, "going steady."
384
00:17:13,030 --> 00:17:16,060
That means two people...
A girl and a boy,
385
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:19,100
not a girl and a boy
and his locker.
386
00:17:19,130 --> 00:17:21,200
Mr. Needham!
387
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:22,560
Remember me?
388
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,060
Oh, well, how could I forget?
389
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:25,730
Roger. Jeff.
390
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,360
Mendoza. Wakefield.
391
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,760
Right, right.
392
00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:31,100
You still working
at the firestone plant?
393
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:32,360
Uh, no, I went to Princeton.
394
00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,308
How is it? I'm dropping out.
395
00:17:34,330 --> 00:17:36,230
Good for you.
396
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:40,360
I love that man.
397
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,360
Jeff, this has been
a ridiculous evening.
398
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,560
Take me home.
399
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,360
Why? I thought everything
was going so well.
400
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,700
Say, uh, Don, could you
give me a hand here?
401
00:17:48,730 --> 00:17:50,460
Uh, someone spilled some punch.
402
00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:52,060
Sure.
403
00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:53,560
The school needs me.
404
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,660
Just like the old days.
405
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,130
How's it going, Alex?
406
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,300
Great.
407
00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,130
Great.
408
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,800
Boy, can that girl bale hay.
409
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,300
I'm glad someone's having
a good time, anyway.
410
00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,400
Didn't Jeff come back?
411
00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,200
Yeah, he came back.
412
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:27,730
Took a few snapshots
of his favorite locker.
413
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:29,300
And now he's off
mopping up punch
414
00:18:29,330 --> 00:18:31,230
with his favorite teacher.
415
00:18:31,260 --> 00:18:33,860
We haven't danced once
all night.
416
00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:38,430
Oh, great.
That's my favorite song.
417
00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:43,160
Uh, you want to da...
418
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,460
You want to dance?
419
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,860
I'd love to.
420
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,400
Really?
421
00:18:59,030 --> 00:19:00,430
You're a hard guy
to figure, Alex.
422
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:03,230
I never thought you'd go
for a farm girl.
423
00:19:03,260 --> 00:19:05,000
Call it...
424
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,700
Animal magnetism.
425
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,700
What do you possibly have
in common with this girl?
426
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,760
Oh, the land, dad.
427
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,630
The land.
428
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:16,000
She's special.
429
00:19:16,030 --> 00:19:19,660
She's contributing
to the breadbasket of America.
430
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,130
She's got dirt
under her fingernails.
431
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,730
That's a nice quality in a date.
432
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,760
Well, hi, Mal.
How was the dance?
433
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,630
Mom, I'd like
to speak to you alone.
434
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,860
Come on, Alex.
435
00:19:32,900 --> 00:19:35,830
Let's continue this
up in the bunkhouse.
436
00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:39,060
She was at one with nature, dad.
437
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:40,560
It was thrilling.
438
00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,730
Stray ducks followed us home.
439
00:19:47,260 --> 00:19:49,560
Aw, Mallory,
what happened tonight?
440
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,900
Nothing. That's the problem.
441
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,800
Jeff hardly knew I was there.
442
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:58,030
Mallory, have you asked yourself
443
00:19:58,060 --> 00:19:59,830
why Jeff wants
to come back home?
444
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,800
I know why he wants
to come back home.
445
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:03,130
He wants to be with me.
446
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,630
Well, I know...
I know that's part of it,
447
00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:07,760
but... but Jeff's been
very unhappy at school.
448
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,130
You know, the first year
of college
449
00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:11,300
can be a very
frustrating experience.
450
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:14,800
Okay, I admit Jeff is homesick.
451
00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,900
He's confused and scared.
452
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:19,160
Doesn't mean he doesn't
care about me, does it?
453
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:20,800
Of course he cares
about you, Mal,
454
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:22,760
but that's not the point.
455
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,060
You see, I-i think
it's hard for him
456
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,730
to admit that he's scared,
457
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,160
that he might not
be good enough,
458
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,460
and it's nicer to think
459
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,560
that there's this... this
wonderful girl back home
460
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,660
that he just can't live without.
461
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:38,860
Mom, Jeff is
the sweetest guy I know.
462
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:40,130
He makes me feel
463
00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,900
like I'm the most special person
in the world.
464
00:20:41,930 --> 00:20:45,400
No one else does that.
I don't want to lose him.
465
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:49,500
Oh, honey, sometimes
when you love someone,
466
00:20:49,530 --> 00:20:52,360
the best way to hold on to him
is just to let him go.
467
00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:57,930
Oh. Sounds like Jeff.
468
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,830
Probably wants to look
at our door once more,
469
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,800
for old time's sake.
470
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:06,830
Oh... Hi.
471
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,660
I hope I didn't wake anybody.
472
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,100
No, Jeff.
473
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,130
Normally we don't sleep
this close to the door.
474
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,930
Good point.
475
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,030
Good night. There she is.
476
00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,500
You know, it's crazy.
477
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:22,660
These past two months,
478
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,760
all I've wanted
to do is be with you.
479
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,500
Tonight I could have been,
and I was, but I wasn't.
480
00:21:28,530 --> 00:21:30,630
Is this what you
looked like tonight?
481
00:21:31,860 --> 00:21:33,200
Pretty much.
482
00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,660
And I didn't notice you?
483
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,660
Well, it's kind of tough
to compete against
484
00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:40,130
a great-looking locker
like old 235.
485
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,260
253.
486
00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:44,030
235 was Biff Duggan's.
487
00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:46,200
Jeff, we need to talk.
488
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,030
I know.
489
00:21:48,060 --> 00:21:49,400
You want to go first?
490
00:21:49,430 --> 00:21:50,730
No, you go ahead.
491
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,030
Mallory, you know, the first
year of college can be a...
492
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:55,360
Jeff, I thought
I was gonna go first.
493
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,960
I'm sorry. Go ahead.
494
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,800
Well, Jeff, you know,
the first year at college
495
00:21:58,830 --> 00:21:59,900
can be a very frustrating...
496
00:21:59,930 --> 00:22:01,260
Experience.
497
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:02,260
Right.
498
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,030
Go on.
499
00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:06,400
And it might seem
like the easiest thing to do
500
00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,760
would be to just...
501
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:08,930
Come home.
502
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:11,200
Exactly. This is good.
503
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,400
Jeff, you know
you mean a lot to me.
504
00:22:14,430 --> 00:22:15,730
And you mean a lot to me.
505
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,030
And sometimes when you care
about someone,
506
00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:21,030
the best way to hold on to them
507
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,860
is to let them go.
508
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:26,530
I think I should go back
to Princeton, Mallory.
509
00:22:26,560 --> 00:22:28,100
You do? So do I.
510
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:29,800
You do?
511
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:34,000
I was hoping for a little,
"Jeff, please don't go."
512
00:22:34,030 --> 00:22:35,860
Well, I was kind
of hoping for a little,
513
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:38,360
"but, Mallory,
I can't leave you."
514
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,700
It is gonna be hard
to leave you.
515
00:22:40,730 --> 00:22:43,700
It's gonna be hard
to see you go.
516
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:46,400
What's gonna happen to us?
517
00:22:46,430 --> 00:22:48,530
No girl's ever liked me
like you before.
518
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,330
I'm afraid of losing you.
519
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:53,400
I am, too, but I'm glad
we're afraid.
520
00:22:53,430 --> 00:22:55,600
That must mean we really care.
521
00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:57,560
Do you think we can
still go steady
522
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,360
on weekends and holidays?
523
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:02,900
Weekends are tough.
Princeton's so far away.
524
00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:05,160
Okay, just holidays, then.
525
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,260
What are you doing
on Lincoln's Birthday?
526
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:10,530
Jeff, let's just play it by ear.
527
00:23:10,560 --> 00:23:13,660
It's worked out pretty well
for us so far.
528
00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,800
I guess it'd be wrong
for you to keep the pin.
529
00:23:15,830 --> 00:23:19,830
We don't need a pin to say
how much we care for each other.
530
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:21,360
No, we don't.
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Are you busy Groundhog Day?
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СЕМЕЙНЫЕ УЗЫ
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2 сезон 3 серия
«Тем больнее падать»
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Это уже вторая, Мэллори!
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Разобьёшь ещё, и сервиз
сократится до одной персоны.
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Не знаю, что со мной сегодня.
Я такая нервная.
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А это не связано как-то
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с сегодняшним родительским
собранием в школе?
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Родительское собрание?
В школе? Уже?
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Да, Мэллори, уже.
Момент истины.
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Возможность для наших родителей
и твоих учителей
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собраться вместе,
посмотреть твои оценки
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и как следует поржать.
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Ты такой сноб, Алекс. Сам-то ты
в восторге от родительских собраний.
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Ещё бы!
Для меня это как Рождество.
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Как у вас дела с посудой?
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Пара тарелок пропала.
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Мы вернёмся к половине десятого.
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Там сегодня будет такая суматоха,
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и если у вас не получится
побеседовать с математичкой,
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я не обижусь.
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Да, и кстати,
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как раз вчера миссис Стигни
дала обет молчания.
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Мы будем общаться
посредством письма.
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А ты, Алекс? Есть что-то,
чего ты нам советуешь избегать?
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Отнюдь!
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Идите туда, куда вам хочется.
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Надеюсь, ваша радость
будет умеренной.
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Да, и обязательно поговорите
с мистером Тедеско.
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Ты нам это каждый час
напоминаешь.
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Не хочу показаться назойливым,
но это правда важно.
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Его двоюродный брат
преподаёт в Дартмуте.
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Если он напишет мне рекомендации,
меня возьмут.
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Хорошо, Алекс.
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Раз уж вы с ним увидитесь,
вы же подумаслите его?
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Считай, он весь в масле.
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Элиза, ты иди к учителям Алекса,
а я – к учителям Мэллори.
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Мистер Тедеско.
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Хорошее предположение.
Вы кто?
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Элиза Китон, мама Алекса.
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Алекс Китон... Хороший парень.
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Спасибо.
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Вам есть чем гордиться.
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Алекс – лучший ученик в классе.
Хотя это с кем сравнивать.
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Половина из них думает,
что горбун из Нотр-Дама –
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это был такой футболист.
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Ваш предмет – один из его любимых.
Он только о вас и говорит.
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Не стоит меня умасливать.
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Я и не думала, это правда.
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Мы с мужем очень хотели
с вами познакомиться,
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но ему пришлось пойти к учителям
нашей дочери Мэллори.
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Мэллори?
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В прошлом году у меня была
ученица по имени Мэллори Китон.
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Это она.
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Правда?
Кто из ваших детей приёмный?
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Итак, прошу у всех внимания.
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Я... Рубен Тедеско.
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Ваши дети зовут меня
мистером Тедеско.
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И вы меня так зовите.
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Я преподаю
европейскую литературу.
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Если чувствуете себя лишними
в этом классе, не волнуйтесь,
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у большинства ваших детей
та же ситуация.
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Проведём это собрание
в открытой форме.
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Я отвечу на все ваши
разумные вопросы.
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Поднимайте руку, пожалуйста.
Прошу, леди в первом ряду.
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Мистер Тедеско...
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Не вы.
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Та что рядом, старая кошёлка.
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Почему вы задаёте столько
домашней работы?
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Я же сказал, разумные вопросы.
Следующий?
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Прошу.
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Мой сын говорит,
что вы его дразните.
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Придумываете прозвища.
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Как зовут сынка?
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Ларри Морган.
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Ларри Простофиля?
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Мадам, ваш сын
бесталанный прыщавый лжец!
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Кто-нибудь ещё?
Прошу, представьтесь.
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Миссис Бинни.
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Моей дочери Минди очень
понравился "Маленький принц".
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Вы можете ещё что-нибудь
ей порекомендовать?
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Да, я бы рекомендовал ей
сбросить 20 кило.
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А вам можно и 15.
Следующий.
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Боже, какая любопытная шайка.
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Я хочу кое-что сказать.
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Мистер Тедеско, по-моему,
вы должны извиниться
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перед миссис Бинни
и всеми здесь.
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Да!
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Вы были очень грубы
и оскорбили всех нас.
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Миссис Китон, теперь я вижу, что
ваш сын явно пошёл умом не в вас.
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Если считаете, что я вас
оскорбляю, ваше право.
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Больше я никого не буду
оскорблять.
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Междусобойчик закончен.
Я ухожу.
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Игра окончена.
Дайте пройти.
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Не толкайте меня!
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С дороги, бабуля.
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Вы не имеете права!
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Кто меня остановит?
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Хорошо.
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Мэллори, держи тарелку,
ты, Дженнифер, держи кусочек,
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а я попробую их совместить.
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Вот так, отлично.
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Подержим теперь две минуты,
и всё будет держаться 2000 лет.
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Так написано на тюбике.
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Что будем делать?
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Ладно, спокойно. Без паники.
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Алло?
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Да, секундочку.
Это тебя. Линда.
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Спасибо.
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Линда?
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Я возьму из другой комнаты.
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Извините, девчат.
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Мама, папа, вы рано.
Что случилось?
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Долго рассказывать.
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Вы что, разговаривали
с миссис Стигни?
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И это тоже...
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Так и знала.
Обещаю, теперь я буду стараться.
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Мэллори...
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Я буду делать домашку
каждый день. Клянусь.
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Ну не каждый,
но через день...
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Мэллори!
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У нас сейчас есть более
серьёзные проблемы.
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Слава богу.
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Ну, мам, пап, как всё прошло?
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Алекс, тебе лучше присесть.
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Я не могу сидеть, когда волнуюсь.
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Ну что, виделась с мистером Тедеско?
Произвела на него впечатление?
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Это уж точно.
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Здорово.
Выкладывай подробности.
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Как бы тебе лучше сказать...
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Я ударила мистера Тедеско
в челюсть.
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Что ты сказала?
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Я ударила его.
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Говоря "ударила", ты имела в виду
нежно так приложилась, вроде...
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"молодчина, мистер Тедеско"?
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Я вырубила его.
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Ого!
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И почему?
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Он толкнул пожилую даму.
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И всё? Сколько ей?
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Алекс, твой мистер Тедеско –
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грубый, гнусный,
невоспитанный мужлан!
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Я мог бы сказать тебе то же самое!
Зачем было его бить?
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Он вёл себя настолько по-хамски,
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что мой удар стал
рефлекторной реакцией.
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Я поддалась
неконтролируемому импульсу.
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Понимаешь?
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Нет!
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Просто... так сложились
обстоятельства.
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И теперь мы все это,
конечно, понимаем.
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Элиза, можешь мне
ещё разок объяснить?
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А ты покажи, как всё было, мам.
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Алекс, ты будешь
мистером Тедеско...
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Стивен, мне так стыдно.
Ударить другого человека...
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Я уверен, Элиза, всё это
можно уладить...
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уладить очень просто.
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А давай ты позвонишь ему
и извинишься?
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Отлично. Прекрасная мысль.
Найду его номер.
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Не расстраивайся.
Это всего лишь неудачный вечер.
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Чемпион.
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Правильно, мам.
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В любом случае, мистер Тедеско
давно на это напрашивался.
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Пора было уже кому-то
поставить его на место.
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Мэллори, ты ни в коем случае
не должна думать,
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что я выступаю за насилие.
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Я против. Это было
минутное помешательство.
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Так, мама. Звони.
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Говори что угодно,
но выбей мне эти рекомендации.
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Не волнуйся, Алекс.
Кажется, я знаю, как всё уладить.
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Алло, мистер Тедеско?
Здравствуйте, это Элиза Китон.
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Прошу, выслушайте меня!
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Мистер Тедеско, я ужасно
переживаю из-за случившегося
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и хочу извиниться.
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Подумаешь, какой нашёлся!
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Что? Адрес свой говори!
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Мистер Тедеско?
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Да, не обращайте на неё внимания.
Это всё её таблетки.
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Алло? Алло-о?
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Мистер Тедеско?
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Чего нужно?
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00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:31,530
Можно сказать вам пару слов?
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Вы уже сказали пять.
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Я Стивен Китон, отец Алекса.
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00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:40,630
Один из буянов-Китонов.
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Я не хотел...
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Ближе не подходите.
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Мистер Тедеско,
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я пришёл извиниться
за поведение своей жены.
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00:10:49,700 --> 00:10:52,180
Она ужасно переживает
из-за случившегося.
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И очень сожалеет,
мы оба сожалеем.
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Я и в суд могу подать.
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Слушайте, давайте попробуем
посмотреть на это в другом свете.
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00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:07,610
Неужели вы сами никогда
не делали чего-то не подумав,
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00:11:07,650 --> 00:11:09,480
о чём после бы сожалели?
194
00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:11,960
Да, я пришёл
на родительское собрание.
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Я понимаю, вы расстроены,
на что имеете полное право,
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но вы же разумный,
образованный человек,
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способный понять
сущность этой ситуации.
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Это было
временное помутнение.
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Я надеюсь,
что вы поймёте и простите.
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К счастью, мистер Китон,
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ваш сын унаследовал ваше
рациональное мышление.
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Ради него, я позволю себе
прислушаться к вашим словам.
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Воспитание для меня – прежде всего.
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Я это вижу.
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А вот жёнушка ваша –
та ещё амазонка.
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Наполовину ирландка, наполовину
француженка, но не амазонка.
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Вы же понимаете, о чём я, Китон.
Она дикая! Недалёкая.
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Наверняка, вам сложно
держать её в узде.
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Ответьте-ка...
Кнуты справляются с ситуацией?
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Думаю, мне пора.
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Нет, мне интересно. Как это, жить
с такой разнузданной дьяволицей?
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До свидания, мистер Тедеско.
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Подождите, ещё один вопрос.
А как она?..
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Ах ты!..
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Хорошее настроение, Алекс?
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Да, а почему бы ему не быть?
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В этот момент отец с мистером Тедеско
наверняка жмут друг другу руки.
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Решают, наверное,
идти им пить пиво или нет.
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Мои проблемы позади.
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Ну что, ма,
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проведём пару раундов,
вспомним былое?
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Алекс!
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Порхай, как бабочка,
жаль, как пчела?
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Алекс, я начинаю сердиться!
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Ребята, она злится!
Прячься, кто может!
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Прекращай.
Накрой лучше на стол.
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Да ладно, мам. Всё позади.
Можно и посмеяться.
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Смешно ведь?
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Ей не смешно, Алекс.
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Ладно, ладно.
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А это что?
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Тарелка.
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Раньше была тарелка.
Теперь это произведение искусства.
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В шкафу этого искусства
ещё больше, мам.
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Ну, отец, как всё прошло?
Он напишет мне рекомендации?
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Рекомендации мы не обсуждали.
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О чём вы говорили?
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Что ж... Я представился.
Сказал, как мы все очень сожалеем.
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Я убедил его простить и забыть это.
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А потом мы поговорили немного,
так, ни о чём.
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И я врезал ему по лицу.
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Прости, Алекс,
но этот человек – подонок.
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Элиза, слышала бы ты,
что он сказал...
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Поверить не могу!
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Да вас обоих из дома
нельзя выпускать.
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Алекс, этот человек может и Ганди
изобразить убийцей!
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У этого человека в руках
были ключи от моего будущего.
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Это рекомендательное письмо
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являлось моим пропуском
в Лигу плюща,
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к их фирменным ботинкам,
енотовой шубе...
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к шикарным девушкам.
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Алекс, всегда есть
торговое училище.
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Как же так, Элиза?
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Все эти годы мы жили
по принципам ненасилия,
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сочувствия и любви
к ближнему своему,
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мира и гармонии.
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Но этот человек – настоящая крыса.
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А знаете, у нас в последнее время
географичка обнаглела.
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Мог бы один из вас
всыпать ей слегка?
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Этому надо положить конец.
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Стивен, это звучит безумно,
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но, по-моему, мы должны пригласить
мистера Тедеско завтра на ужин.
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Зачем? Чтобы добить его?
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Элиза, я не хочу видеть
этого человека в своём доме.
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Я тоже, Стивен, но пока мы
не достигнем согласия с ним,
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мы не сможем
достичь согласия с собой.
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Ты права.
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Мы обязаны разрулить
эту ситуацию ради Алекса.
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Ну вот, теперь вы говорите
разумные вещи.
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Решено. Мы пригласим его
на завтрашний ужин.
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Девчата, вы должны мне
сегодня помочь.
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Нужно следить, чтобы всё прошло
как надо с мистером Тедеско.
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Счастливо, весело.
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Чтобы вокруг были
сплошные улыбки.
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Давайте потренируемся,
хорошо? Ну-ка посмейтесь.
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Неплохо, неплохо,
но добавьте немного энтузиазма.
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Лучше.
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Так, слушайте. Если он начнёт как-то
соприкасаться с мамой и папой,
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уводите тему разговора, ладно?
Говорите... о погоде.
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Ну всё, Алекс, цыплёнок
в духовке, стол накрыт.
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Цыплёнок? Цыплёнок?!
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А больше ничего не могла
приготовить?
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Чем плох цыплёнок?
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Курятиной человека не ублажить.
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Говядина! Нужна говядина!
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Мы будем есть курицу, Алекс.
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Ладно, я вот набросал вам то,
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что вы можете говорить
мистеру Тедеско.
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"Никогда ещё мир не видел
столь жестокого нападения
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на столь невинную жертву".
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"Хотела бы я обратить
время вспять? Хотела бы".
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"Молю вас о прощении
всем сердцем и душой"?
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Алекс, мы не станем
этого говорить.
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Нам нельзя было его бить.
Мы это знаем.
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Но чтобы умолять его о прощении...
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00:17:19,850 --> 00:17:21,910
Мольбы отменяются?
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Боюсь, что так.
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И никакого ползания на коленях.
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Без коленей? Зачем мы вообще
приглашаем его к нам?
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Я открою.
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Мистер Тедеско.
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Здравствуй, Алекс.
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Проходите.
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Пожалуйста, присаживайтесь.
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Спасибо.
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Мы очень рады, что вы приняли
наше приглашение, мистер Тедеско.
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Конечно же, принял, мам.
Он очень милосердный человек.
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Перед вами личность, движимая
наивысшими чувствами.
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Я пришёл из-за халявного ужина.
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Мистер Тедеско, а давайте
начнём всё с чистого листа?
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Мы все – разумные
интеллигентные люди,
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которые просто плохо себя вели
в последние дни.
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Мы с мужем искренне сожалеем,
что ударили вас,
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а вы, конечно же, сожалеете
о том, что сказали.
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Что на ужин?
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Цыплёнок.
Но пока мы не приступили...
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Я ел цыплёнка на обед.
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Ма, в холодильнике
наверняка есть что-то ещё.
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Или можно куда-нибудь сходить.
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Нет, Алекс, мы останемся здесь.
И будем есть цыплёнка.
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Как я уже сказал,
я ел цыплёнка на обед.
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Тут пишут, может быть дождь.
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Ага.
Дождь – это хорошо.
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Вот такую Мэллори я помню.
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- Мистер Тедеско...
- Стивен!
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Мне нужна помощь на кухне...
С цыплёнком.
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Мы тоже поможем, мам.
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Хорошо!
Это огромный цыплёнок.
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Прошу прощения за это,
мистер Тедеско.
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Большего я и не ждал.
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Слушайте, нет смысла и дальше
продолжать этот цирк.
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Вы ведь не станете писать для меня
рекомендательное письмо?
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00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,110
Или станете?
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Знаешь, Китон...
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Именно в такие моменты
я доволен, что стал учителем.
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00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,810
Когда я вижу,
как ученик извивается,
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ведь его судьба – в моих руках.
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Вам это нравится?
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00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:07,210
Весьма, весьма.
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Есть что-то заманчивое в том,
чтобы... изображать бога.
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Так мы о вас и думаем.
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00:20:15,450 --> 00:20:18,010
Мне нравится
чувствовать власть.
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Это вдохновляет, что вы ей
не злоупотребляете.
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Послушайте.
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Мне очень нужны
эти рекомендации.
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Я в курсе.
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00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,410
Ну ладно, ладно.
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Ты достаточно мучился.
Получишь ты свои рекомендации.
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Правда?
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Я написал их в тот же день,
как ты попросил. Вот они.
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Обычно я не показываю
рекомендательные письма ученикам,
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но это написано
в отличном стиле...
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Что ж...
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Держи.
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О, мистер Тедеско.
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Это прекрасно, прекрасно.
Спасибо вам.
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00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:02,230
Я подумывал, чтобы
не писать их тебе.
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Но понял,
что это будет несправедливо.
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Не ты же меня ударил.
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Да, действительно, не я.
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Ты не виноват, что тебе
не повезло с родителями.
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А знаешь, с такими-то родителями,
ты даже замечательный малый.
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Да.
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Когда они пришли ко мне в класс,
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я увидел, что эволюция
временами проходит мимо.
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Мы все произошли от обезьян,
но не настолько прямо, как ты.
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Мистер Тедеско...
Простите, что сорвались ранее.
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00:21:34,850 --> 00:21:37,160
Мы с женой всё обсудили,
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напомнили друг другу
что это за вечер
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и как много он значит
для нашей семьи.
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Мы поставили подогреваться стейки.
Будут готовы через 20 минут.
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Ням-ням.
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Нет, мам.
Сегодня никаких стейков.
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00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,230
Сегодня...
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мы едим цыплёнка.
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00:21:56,650 --> 00:22:00,630
Забыл, Алекс?
Мистер Тедеско ел его на обед.
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00:22:00,670 --> 00:22:04,260
Плевать мне, что и когда
ел мистер Тедеско.
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00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:07,660
А так я поступлю
с его рекомендациями.
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00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,760
Что ты делаешь?
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00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:11,030
Сохраняю самоуважение.
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00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:15,510
Я переоценил тебя, Алекс.
Думал, ты лучше своих родителей.
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Но ошибался.
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00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,560
Послушайте, мистер Тедеско,
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я не считаю,
что я лучше своих родителей.
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Собственно говоря,
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если мне удастся стать таким же,
как они, я буду этим гордиться.
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00:22:28,070 --> 00:22:31,620
Как же это банально слащаво.
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00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,260
Мы будем очень признательны,
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если вы покинете наш дом,
мистер Тедеско.
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С удовольствием.
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Молодец, Алекс.
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00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:54,430
Нужно было тебе ему врезать.
393
00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:58,110
Ничего не нужно.
Ты поступил верно.
394
00:22:58,150 --> 00:23:03,030
Я знаю, как непросто вам было
пригласить его к нам на ужин,
395
00:23:03,070 --> 00:23:06,530
и я знаю, что вы сделали это
ради меня. Спасибо.
396
00:23:06,570 --> 00:23:09,150
Вечер закончился не так,
как мы рассчитывали,
397
00:23:09,190 --> 00:23:11,090
зато никого не побили.
398
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:12,740
Тебя сложно понять, Алекс.
399
00:23:12,780 --> 00:23:15,680
Только вроде я тебя раскушу,
ты раз, и сделаешь что-то хорошее.
400
00:23:20,210 --> 00:23:23,680
Уговорили.
Я согласен на цыплёнка.
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