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<i>ALLY:
Previously on Ally McBeal:</i>
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How did you get here?
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- Airplane.
- Airplane?
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Steel thing with wings.
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I don't know what to do, Ally.
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Go to Detroit. You can't take him
from his mom, and he needs his dad.
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- John?
- Yes.
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Want to walk me home tonight?
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I am enraptured.
It's this tiny little room.
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Itty-bitty little bed.
Itty-bitty little chair.
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I wanted you to see my apartment.
Do you like it?
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Melanie, it's magical.
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I have a problem with goodbyes.
Your dream, where I left with a note?
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That's exactly what I'd do.
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- I won't say goodbye. I'll just...
ALLY: Leave a note.
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LARRY:
I will come back.
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<i>And tell me</i>
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<i>When will our eyes meet</i>
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<i>When can I touch you</i>
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What's the matter?
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- I, he...
- What?
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- I was hallucinating.
- What? You saw Larry?
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No.
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- Al Green?
- No.
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- Gloria Gaynor?
- No.
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Then who? Who'd you see?
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Barry Manilow.
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Call 911.
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<i>VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road</i>
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Reach Out and Touch
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<i>Walking the line
That's painted by pride</i>
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<i>And I have made mistakes in my life</i>
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<i>That I just can 't hide</i>
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<i>Oh, I believe I am ready</i>
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<i>For what love has to bring</i>
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<i>I got myself together</i>
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<i>Yeah, now I'm ready to sing</i>
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<i>I've been searching my soul tonight</i>
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<i>I know there's so much more to life</i>
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<i>Now I know I can shine a light</i>
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<i>To find my way back home</i>
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<i>Oh, baby, yeah</i>
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<i>Oh, yeah</i>
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The good news is we're making money.
The bad news is I can't get enough.
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John and I hired a new associate.
Rainmaker. Big portables.
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I'd like to introduce you to him now,
but he's late.
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Who is this person?
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Nobody has to feel threatened.
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I love you all. Nobody's job is in
peril as we speak...
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...at ten past nine.
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Nelle, you didn't complain
when you came in as rainmaker.
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Light drizzle that you
turned out to be.
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- Move along.
- Yes. Next up...
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...on a more personal note.
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<i>This one'll never sell</i>
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<i>They'll never understand</i>
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Oh, sorry.
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Tickle.
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You're not gonna get weird again,
now that Larry's gone?
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Ling, I never stopped being weird.
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RICHARD:
I was just gonna extend our support...
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...in your time of newfound loneliness.
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- And we're all here for you.
ALLY: Yeah.
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And I'm gonna find someplace else
to be weird.
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I beg your pardon.
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I'm Jackson Duper.
Today is my first day at work here.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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Everybody is in there
waiting for you.
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Right. Could you point me to
the facilities? I need to...
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- It's that way.
- Thank you.
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Elaine?
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Elaine?
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Excuse me. I'm looking for
Mr. John Cage.
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John Cage?
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He's right over there.
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Mr. Cage?
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- Yes?
- I have a delivery for you.
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- It's from Melanie West.
- Oh, thank you.
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Say, I'm spoken for.
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So am I.
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Happy Valentine's Day.
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MAN:
All right!
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Say, could you just
excuse me for one minute?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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It's tough, huh?
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Yeah. Well, I suppose Valentine's Day
doesn't make it any easier.
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Did you hear from him yet today?
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Yeah, we talked this morning
and will again tonight.
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You know, I'm fine. Long-distance
relationships have been known to work.
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Absolutely.
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Anyway, I have to concentrate on this
annulment case, which I'm late for.
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You know, John,
could you do it for me?
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Doesn't it start today?
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Yes. But truthfully, I don't think
I'm going to be able to handle...
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...a case about a broken relationship
right now. So I...
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I'm in depositions
on the Burke matter.
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- You don't think you can do it?
- Well, I don't.
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I'm sort of...
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I'm hallucinating a little.
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RICHARD:
Hallucinating how?
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That's not important.
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You're asking for another lawyer
on the trial day.
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- Ling's been second-chairing.
- I'm not ready!
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ALLY:
Oh, look. I have never ever once...
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...asked for myself to be
removed from a case before...
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...but I'm a little fragile.
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What kind of hallucinations?
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It's been Barry Manilow.
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You're off the case.
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I'll need backup.
This is a tricky one.
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RICHARD:
I'll put Jackson Duper on it.
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Ally, can you bring him up to speed?
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Yes, yes, of course. And I...
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...completely apologize.
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Well, yeah.
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- I love Barry Manilow.
- You do?
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He's written 100 songs. Stars today
are lucky if they write two.
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Well, Melanie, he's hardly
what I would call "hip."
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Poop. Ruff!
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Neither am I. But I love him.
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Why are you looking at me that way?
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Because, well, I love him too.
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- Don't make fun of me.
- I'm not.
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- Poop.
- And stop calling me "poop."
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I didn't mean to.
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Cover your mouth. You cover it
to cough, you can do so for a "poop."
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Poop!
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- Do you really like Barry Manilow?
- I do.
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For my sexual persona,
I've always gone to Barry White.
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But for my solitude,
it's always been Barry Manilow.
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I think I'm ready to share
something big with you.
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What?
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I assure you, Ling can do this.
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- With Jackson's backup...
- Today's the trial.
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The up-to-speed thing should begin.
What's the trial about?
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I married a nymphomaniac.
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We're annulling the marriage
and suing the minister.
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Joint complaints.
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Why sue the minister?
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Because my wife was having an affair
with him when he married us.
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Your wife was sleeping with
the minister?
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All right, we'd better get go...
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- What are you doing here?
- I work here.
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- You're Jackson Duper?
- What's going on?
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Excuse me.
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Hey, Ling.
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So, Jackson Duper, you don't tell
your real name?
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For all I knew, you could...
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- You knew me enough to sleep with me.
- Look...
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- Why the alias? You "wanted"?
- No.
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- Not by me.
- Excellent. Can I talk?
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Fine. Quick, think up something.
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- Look...
- Back to "look."
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- Hey...
- Back to "hey."
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- Ling?
- How'd you know my real name?
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Oh, that's right. I gave it to you.
What an odd thing to do.
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What's the big secret, John?
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It's big.
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Nobody.
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Nobody...
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...has ever.
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When you showed me your apartment
a few weeks ago?
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I almost showed you then.
But even then, I...
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You must promise
never, ever to tell anybody.
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My lips are... Poop!
Whatever.
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I've seen your toilet, John.
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Shh...
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MELANIE:
Oh.
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Oh.
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What is this?
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Well, I call it my
"hole in the wall."
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It's...
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...where I come for solitude.
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It's my secret hideaway.
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Imagine my surprise
when I saw your home.
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I always thought it was
a bit of a miracle...
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...to find a beautiful woman...
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...one who has Tourette's,
likes small places.
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But one who also loves Barry Manilow.
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- Melanie?
- Yeah?
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Will you marry me?
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Hello?
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- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm serious.
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Don't tell me I'll have to wrestle
your father again to get your hand.
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RICHARD:
Hello?
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Anybody here?
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Richard?
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I keep hearing noises. I hope we
don't have rats in the walls.
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[MELANIE SQUEALS]
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That sounded like a dog.
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<i>Even now</i>
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- What?
- He's...
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He's in there.
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B.M.?
Ally, you have to confront him.
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The way to fight hallucinations
is to take them on.
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That's what Tracy used to tell me.
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Take his head off.
It's the only way to deal with ghosts.
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It was watching our wedding videos
that I saw it.
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Saw what, sir?
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That the woman purporting
to be my wife had a problem.
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I'd like to now play the video
with enhancements.
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We pick it up when
the ceremony finished.
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Pay close attention to
the bride and Rev. Compton.
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Okay. I'm gonna blow it up
even more now.
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Watch the mouths.
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WOMAN:
My goodness!
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What happened after you saw this,
Mr. Hooper?
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I confronted Marsha about it.
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She admitted that she and the minister
had been having a horrid affair.
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- I said "torrid."
- Mrs. Hooper.
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Mr. Hooper, you seek an annulment
saying that you were never married.
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Yes. It was all a fraud.
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Yes. Well, I'm not clear how
you can then be suing my client...
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...Rev. Compton, for interfering
in a marriage...
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...if you claim it never existed.
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Maybe there would've been
if he hadn't...
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...inserted his wet, Episcopalian
tongue into the bride's mouth.
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I'm not comfortable with the response.
I'll object.
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Overruled.
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MILTER: Granted, it wasn't right
for Rev. Compton...
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...to buss your wife,
but how does...?
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Buss? You call that a buss?
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MILTER: Your Honor...
- He practically bussed her tonsils!
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I'm not comfortable
with that response.
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When you confronted my client,
she said she had a disease...
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...didn't she, Mr. Hooper?
- Yeah.
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An infidelity disease.
Let's throw her a fundraiser.
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ATTORNEY:
Just answer my question.
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She said she was a nymphomaniac,
did she not?
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So what? I was there.
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I betrothed my penis to her, till
death or impotence do us part.
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My client is a minister. I'm not
comfortable with the vulgarity.
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Mr. Milter, sit down.
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You still haven't given me
an answer, Melanie.
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You can't propose inside the wall of a
bathroom and expect a quick answer.
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So you need time to think about...?
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Come on.
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I still can't believe it.
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I don't know what to say.
Trust me.
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- What?
- He thinks the case isn't real.
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I'm on this because the lead attorney
is hallucinating Barry Manilow.
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The minister's French-kissing
the bride, who's a nymph.
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All the while there's
a wacky lawyer...
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...who keeps saying how he's
"not comfortable."
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Now I'm beginning to wonder if...
247
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:52,962
It's not that I don't want to marry
you, per se. That's not it.
248
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:55,090
Then what is it?
249
00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,088
I'm not... I just...
250
00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:02,485
The idea of being institutionalized
is a little repugnant to me.
251
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,293
Even if the institution is marriage.
252
00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:09,048
- What are you talking about?
- I don't believe in marriage.
253
00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:13,531
- You don't believe in marriage?
- No.
254
00:16:14,613 --> 00:16:16,012
The custom is silly.
255
00:16:16,253 --> 00:16:19,484
Then, okay, well, would you
mind telling me why?
256
00:16:20,693 --> 00:16:24,049
I just don't think that love is
something you contract.
257
00:16:24,773 --> 00:16:25,808
Well...
258
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:34,411
You've just gone from wanting me
forever to not wanting me at all?
259
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:37,486
- I'm just surprised.
- Well, I love you, John.
260
00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,451
It's not that.
261
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:42,247
Fudge.
262
00:16:43,053 --> 00:16:46,045
Okay. Well, okay.
263
00:16:52,693 --> 00:16:54,843
So, what else? Oh, how's Sam?
264
00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:56,930
<i>LARRY:
He's doing great.</i>
265
00:16:57,813 --> 00:17:01,249
<i>- Oh, will you send him my love?
- Sure.</i>
266
00:17:01,453 --> 00:17:04,013
<i>- Right. How's Jamie?
- Oh, fine.</i>
267
00:17:04,613 --> 00:17:05,409
Aw.
268
00:17:05,613 --> 00:17:07,649
Will you send her the measles?
269
00:17:07,853 --> 00:17:12,483
No, don't send her the measles.
You'd have to get too close.
270
00:17:12,733 --> 00:17:13,927
<i>Ally.</i>
271
00:17:14,293 --> 00:17:15,612
Oh, yeah.
272
00:17:16,933 --> 00:17:18,969
Yeah, I'm really tired.
273
00:17:19,213 --> 00:17:21,852
<i>- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah?</i>
274
00:17:23,933 --> 00:17:25,889
Oh, thanks for the flowers.
275
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,691
<i>- You like them?
- They're cute.</i>
276
00:17:27,933 --> 00:17:29,446
<i>Well, good.</i>
277
00:17:29,653 --> 00:17:31,484
<i>- I love you.
- I love you.</i>
278
00:17:32,053 --> 00:17:34,442
[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
279
00:17:35,253 --> 00:17:36,891
<i>- Bye.
- Bye.</i>
280
00:18:27,613 --> 00:18:31,572
<i>Those dreams of yours
Are shining on distant shores</i>
281
00:18:31,813 --> 00:18:35,249
<i>And if they're calling you away</i>
282
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:39,685
<i>I have no right to make you stay</i>
283
00:19:14,933 --> 00:19:17,686
Look. If you've got some
scorn thing going on here...
284
00:19:17,933 --> 00:19:20,686
Don't flatter yourself.
I have more scorn over a pimple.
285
00:19:20,933 --> 00:19:25,370
- You must have one now, because...
- Tiny: The size of your integrity.
286
00:19:25,573 --> 00:19:26,642
That's funny.
287
00:19:26,893 --> 00:19:28,042
What's going on?
288
00:19:28,893 --> 00:19:29,882
Nothing.
289
00:19:30,733 --> 00:19:32,769
I'm just gonna put it
on out here, okay?
290
00:19:33,013 --> 00:19:37,165
Ling and I got Biblical one
evening after we met in a bar.
291
00:19:38,853 --> 00:19:41,413
Biblical? You prayed together?
292
00:19:41,733 --> 00:19:43,963
- Lf by "pray", you mean on your knees...
- Hey!
293
00:19:46,533 --> 00:19:48,683
- You had sex?
- Yes.
294
00:19:51,293 --> 00:19:52,442
Oh.
295
00:19:52,693 --> 00:19:55,890
- Jackson Duper, meet Richard Fish.
- Yeah, I met Richard.
296
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,646
My boyfriend.
297
00:20:01,053 --> 00:20:03,328
Oh. Hey!
298
00:20:06,693 --> 00:20:09,048
Let's calm down,
and think things through...
299
00:20:09,253 --> 00:20:12,006
Don't tell me to think.
If I think, I feel pain.
300
00:20:12,213 --> 00:20:17,412
Why distract myself from thinking
about it, if it brings me more pain?
301
00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:20,042
You think, feel. Think, feel.
Balls!
302
00:20:20,253 --> 00:20:21,686
Then let's just talk about it.
303
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:26,051
Talk about what? If I talk, I think,
which brings me back to feeling!
304
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,885
Talk, think, feel, pain, balls!
305
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,566
Then I'll talk about it!
306
00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:32,646
You are gonna listen.
She didn't reject you.
307
00:20:33,133 --> 00:20:36,489
I'm talking and you'll listen.
And don't give me any of this...
308
00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:40,282
..."think, talk, feel, pain, balls"
thing.
309
00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,369
- She's afraid of marriage, who isn't?
- People.
310
00:20:44,613 --> 00:20:45,887
- Quiet.
- Poop!
311
00:20:46,093 --> 00:20:46,889
"Poop"?
312
00:20:47,093 --> 00:20:48,890
That's what she does to me
at the last minute.
313
00:20:49,133 --> 00:20:52,648
Blames it on the Tourette's,
but she does it to rattle me.
314
00:20:52,853 --> 00:20:57,881
All right! No more interruptions!
Are we clear? I am speaking.
315
00:20:58,853 --> 00:21:02,050
Now, she loves you.
She has doubts about marriage.
316
00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:04,847
If you talk to her,
you cannot be defensive.
317
00:21:05,093 --> 00:21:07,049
When you get defensive, you attack.
318
00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:10,808
When you attack, she won't feel
entitled to her feelings.
319
00:21:11,053 --> 00:21:12,691
If that happens, you don't...
320
00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,570
When you talk about it, you have
to remind yourself...
321
00:21:17,813 --> 00:21:20,373
...over and over again that
she loves you.
322
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:21,887
RICHARD:
She slept with him.
323
00:21:22,093 --> 00:21:23,242
What? Who?
324
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:27,002
What "who"? The new who. Jackson
Super Duper. She slept with him.
325
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,050
- Melanie did?
- Ling!
326
00:21:29,293 --> 00:21:32,444
They met in a bar years ago.
She went to his place and concubined.
327
00:21:32,653 --> 00:21:35,804
I want to beat him up. Take him
by the throat and pound him.
328
00:21:36,053 --> 00:21:39,045
Who are you trying to kid?
You couldn't even take Ling.
329
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,444
Stop it! Stop it! Richard!
Richard, stop it.
330
00:21:45,693 --> 00:21:48,002
You listen, Richard. Richard!
331
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:51,567
Melanie loves you and you
should be grateful.
332
00:21:51,813 --> 00:21:55,283
And Ling loves you. Of course
she's slept with people before.
333
00:21:55,493 --> 00:21:57,688
What you two are feeling
is vulnerable.
334
00:21:57,933 --> 00:22:00,845
When you feel this way, the
thing to do is communicate!
335
00:22:01,053 --> 00:22:04,887
Okay? You to Melanie, you to Ling.
And you two shake hands...
336
00:22:05,133 --> 00:22:07,647
...to make up for that shove too.
337
00:22:10,693 --> 00:22:13,127
- Sorry, John.
- Me too.
338
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:16,852
- This is just...
- Excuse me.
339
00:22:21,813 --> 00:22:24,281
- Richard in there?
- Not a good time. What is it?
340
00:22:26,213 --> 00:22:29,683
- This new guy. I don't like him.
- Why?
341
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:32,686
Well, to be honest, it's Elaine.
342
00:22:33,493 --> 00:22:36,212
She hasn't stopped sweating
since he got here.
343
00:22:37,533 --> 00:22:38,966
Are we exaggerating a little?
344
00:22:39,213 --> 00:22:41,886
I don't know, Ally.
Why don't you tell me?
345
00:22:52,053 --> 00:22:53,088
It was under duress.
346
00:22:53,293 --> 00:22:54,646
- Duress?
- Yes.
347
00:22:54,893 --> 00:22:57,361
Though I'm committed to God...
348
00:22:57,573 --> 00:23:01,202
...he created me as a man,
with man's urges.
349
00:23:01,453 --> 00:23:04,525
Reverend, why don't you
just tell us what happened?
350
00:23:04,853 --> 00:23:08,687
Well, Marsha and I were planning
the wedding in my office...
351
00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:11,493
...going over the ceremonial options
and what for.
352
00:23:11,733 --> 00:23:16,090
And suddenly, I look up from
my desk and there's this areola.
353
00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:22,243
- Areola?
- The part of the breast surrounding...
354
00:23:22,493 --> 00:23:24,802
I know the term.
How did this areola come...?
355
00:23:25,053 --> 00:23:28,170
She just opened her blouse,
took off her bra...
356
00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:30,967
...and wham! Plopped it right down.
357
00:23:31,653 --> 00:23:35,043
- And what happened next?
- I'm not proud of what happened next.
358
00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:37,045
Just tell us what happened...
359
00:23:37,293 --> 00:23:40,444
...after Mrs. Hooper
unveiled her breast to you.
360
00:23:44,533 --> 00:23:46,046
I licked it.
361
00:23:47,613 --> 00:23:48,932
Why did you do that?
362
00:23:49,173 --> 00:23:51,482
As I said, I have urges, like any man.
363
00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:54,805
But unlike any man,
I had never had access.
364
00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:59,042
<i>Truthfully, the only breasts I'd ever
seen were in National Geographics.</i>
365
00:23:59,293 --> 00:24:03,491
And they were the saggy variety.
But this one was so alive.
366
00:24:03,933 --> 00:24:05,889
And right before my eyes.
367
00:24:06,453 --> 00:24:08,967
Okay, you're planning the wedding.
368
00:24:09,213 --> 00:24:12,091
The bride's breast falls
in front of you...
369
00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:16,406
...and you lick it?
What type of a minister are you?
370
00:24:16,653 --> 00:24:17,768
I'm not comfortable...
371
00:24:18,013 --> 00:24:20,402
JACKSON: You keep saying
you're not comfortable.
372
00:24:20,653 --> 00:24:23,042
I have a lawyer who
can't find comfort.
373
00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:24,612
A nipple-licking minister...
374
00:24:24,813 --> 00:24:27,964
<i>...talking about saggy breasts
in National Geographic.</i>
375
00:24:28,213 --> 00:24:31,683
Your Honor, this is wack. And we
haven't even gotten to the nymph yet.
376
00:24:31,933 --> 00:24:34,686
- Mr. Duper...
- Your defense is duress?
377
00:24:34,933 --> 00:24:36,366
What, you just had to lick it?
378
00:24:36,613 --> 00:24:38,012
- Objection.
- Sustained.
379
00:24:38,253 --> 00:24:40,130
- What were you thinking?
- That's enough.
380
00:24:40,373 --> 00:24:44,082
- God made man weak, Mr. Duper.
- God made man weak?
381
00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,164
Don't you have rules?
382
00:24:46,413 --> 00:24:48,449
Isn't it written in some
minister's handbook:
383
00:24:48,693 --> 00:24:51,161
"Thou shalt not lick
the bride's left nipple"?
384
00:24:51,413 --> 00:24:53,085
Mr. Duper!
385
00:24:59,853 --> 00:25:01,650
- Barry Manilow?
- Yeah.
386
00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:05,209
- You just see him?
- Singing to me ever since Larry left.
387
00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:07,881
Richard says that I should
confront him.
388
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:12,012
He's right. Friends with a haunted
house went to a ghost specialist.
389
00:25:12,213 --> 00:25:14,090
They were told to confront the ghost.
390
00:25:14,333 --> 00:25:15,652
- Aggressively.
ALLY: Really?
391
00:25:15,853 --> 00:25:19,004
Ghosts are like men.
Unless you're vicious, they haunt you.
392
00:25:19,253 --> 00:25:20,652
Ally? Larry's on two.
393
00:25:23,933 --> 00:25:25,969
Good. Tell him I'll be right there.
394
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:43,527
John?
395
00:25:44,333 --> 00:25:45,527
May I speak with you?
396
00:25:49,853 --> 00:25:51,411
Upright?
397
00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:10,888
Wow. You know, I do gymnastics too.
398
00:26:11,133 --> 00:26:14,523
- You do?
- Yet another thing we have in...
399
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,085
Richard, could you excuse us?
400
00:26:19,293 --> 00:26:21,853
I would, but I can't get down.
401
00:26:28,893 --> 00:26:30,963
[YELPS]
402
00:26:34,253 --> 00:26:35,447
Funny.
403
00:26:43,653 --> 00:26:46,725
Look, I met somebody who tics
and stutters...
404
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:49,407
...and likes gymnastics
and small tiny spaces.
405
00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:51,928
- And Barry Manilow.
- But?
406
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:55,450
But the longer people are together,
the more they see their differences.
407
00:26:55,653 --> 00:26:57,883
The differences
outnumber what's in common.
408
00:26:58,133 --> 00:27:00,852
Since the common things have
been celebrated...
409
00:27:01,093 --> 00:27:03,129
...it's the differences that...
410
00:27:04,413 --> 00:27:08,088
The most alone people I know are
married. Some happily.
411
00:27:11,253 --> 00:27:13,050
I don't even know how
to respond to that.
412
00:27:13,293 --> 00:27:15,727
Other than to say, how ridiculous.
413
00:27:15,973 --> 00:27:20,842
Given the complex nature of the
human being, the human psyche...
414
00:27:21,093 --> 00:27:24,449
...a person could spend a lifetime
discovering who he himself is...
415
00:27:24,653 --> 00:27:26,166
...let alone who others are.
416
00:27:26,413 --> 00:27:31,089
Given the capacity for change,
for love, to grow, to nurture change.
417
00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:35,963
Given how every equation of love is
compounded when two people unite.
418
00:27:36,213 --> 00:27:40,286
I mean, the idea that discovery,
commonalities or differences...
419
00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:44,685
...could be finite... I find that
utterly devoid of logic...
420
00:27:44,893 --> 00:27:46,212
...not to mention hope.
421
00:27:46,933 --> 00:27:51,802
Wow. That's a lot from somebody who
didn't know how to respond.
422
00:27:53,333 --> 00:27:55,085
Melanie, we're at the beginning...
423
00:27:55,333 --> 00:27:59,042
...and the only thing you can feel
is that all things must end.
424
00:27:59,413 --> 00:28:01,244
- That's not what I'm saying.
- Oh, it is.
425
00:28:01,813 --> 00:28:03,166
- Poop...
- Poop, yourself!
426
00:28:07,093 --> 00:28:12,167
If you want to turn me down, do it.
Condemn the institution of marriage.
427
00:28:12,413 --> 00:28:15,007
But please, for your own sake...
428
00:28:15,213 --> 00:28:20,412
...don't reject the idea
that somehow, someplace...
429
00:28:21,653 --> 00:28:26,169
...two people can make it work
and be happy in the process.
430
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:29,169
I've just never seen it.
431
00:28:38,333 --> 00:28:40,085
Sorry, Richard.
432
00:28:40,933 --> 00:28:42,651
I don't want to talk about it.
433
00:28:46,693 --> 00:28:48,604
Hi. Nelle Porter. We haven't met.
434
00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,883
Jackson Duper.
You're in the men's bathroom.
435
00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:52,771
- It's a unisex.
- It's a what?
436
00:28:52,973 --> 00:28:55,043
We all go together here.
437
00:28:58,533 --> 00:28:59,602
[TOILET FLUSHES]
438
00:29:01,333 --> 00:29:03,449
I like a fresh bowl.
439
00:29:05,933 --> 00:29:07,571
Hello, again.
440
00:29:19,973 --> 00:29:20,962
Sorry.
441
00:29:40,173 --> 00:29:42,289
I wasn't really in control.
442
00:29:42,493 --> 00:29:45,690
I get this urge for gratification,
and it overwhelms me.
443
00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:48,367
I was shocked when he started licking.
444
00:29:48,973 --> 00:29:53,046
My question is, did this affliction
prevent you from loving Mr. Hooper?
445
00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:56,490
MARSHA: Absolutely not.
This was not fraud.
446
00:29:56,693 --> 00:29:58,684
When I walked down that aisle,
I loved him.
447
00:29:58,933 --> 00:30:01,083
I intended to spend my life with him.
448
00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:05,529
- As I would still like to do.
- Thank you, Mrs. Hooper.
449
00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:11,048
As you planned to marry my client,
as you shared the mutual intent...
450
00:30:11,253 --> 00:30:13,721
...to spend the rest of your life
with him...
451
00:30:13,933 --> 00:30:15,525
...did it occur to you to say:
452
00:30:15,733 --> 00:30:17,291
"By the way, I'm a nymphomaniac"?
453
00:30:17,533 --> 00:30:20,001
- Perhaps in hindsight.
- And this isn't fraud?
454
00:30:20,253 --> 00:30:22,847
I was afraid if he knew,
he wouldn't marry me.
455
00:30:23,053 --> 00:30:24,805
- What made you think that?
- Objection.
456
00:30:25,053 --> 00:30:28,090
How could you not tell him?
You have a medical problem.
457
00:30:28,333 --> 00:30:29,971
I was afraid he would judge me.
458
00:30:30,213 --> 00:30:34,331
Perhaps he'd approve. Did that
occur to you? Rev. Compton did.
459
00:30:34,573 --> 00:30:36,211
- I'm not comfortable...
JACKSON: You're here because...
460
00:30:36,453 --> 00:30:38,409
...you want alimony.
You haven't the integrity...
461
00:30:38,653 --> 00:30:41,690
...to walk away. You've destroyed
him, now you want his money?
462
00:30:41,933 --> 00:30:44,003
Can you diagnose your indecency?
463
00:30:44,253 --> 00:30:46,005
This is badgering now.
It must stop.
464
00:30:46,253 --> 00:30:49,450
Well, your client was quite
the little badger, now wasn't he?
465
00:30:49,693 --> 00:30:52,332
- I'm again not comfortable.
- All right, Mr. Duper.
466
00:30:52,573 --> 00:30:56,122
Yes, I was unfaithful. Infidelity
does not annul a marriage, Mr. Duper.
467
00:30:56,373 --> 00:30:59,683
Infidelity? Your marriage lasted
three years, ma'am.
468
00:30:59,933 --> 00:31:03,209
<i>- You were unfaithful 106 times.
- It's a sickness!</i>
469
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:13,767
MELANIE:
John?
470
00:31:14,093 --> 00:31:16,687
John, I know you're in there.
Let me in.
471
00:31:17,173 --> 00:31:19,448
Let me in before somebody else
comes in.
472
00:31:30,573 --> 00:31:32,484
Do you still want to get married?
473
00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:38,287
I don't want to be engaged if you
can't conceive of happily ever after.
474
00:31:38,533 --> 00:31:40,330
I'm willing to work on it.
475
00:31:41,773 --> 00:31:43,047
If ever there was a man...
476
00:31:43,533 --> 00:31:45,842
That's not enough.
You have to believe.
477
00:31:46,093 --> 00:31:49,085
Well, I said I'm willing
to work on it.
478
00:31:50,613 --> 00:31:51,602
Hey.
479
00:31:52,773 --> 00:31:57,972
I never believed that I would
find somebody to love for a year...
480
00:31:58,973 --> 00:32:00,929
...much less a whole...
481
00:32:06,333 --> 00:32:08,483
Can we continue our courtship?
482
00:32:10,893 --> 00:32:12,690
I have a surprise for you.
483
00:32:13,373 --> 00:32:15,489
- What?
- I can't give it to you in here.
484
00:32:16,933 --> 00:32:18,207
John.
485
00:32:21,333 --> 00:32:22,686
I love you.
486
00:32:23,693 --> 00:32:28,721
I'm willing to compound that
equation with nurturing infinites...
487
00:32:31,573 --> 00:32:34,690
Or, you know, all that stuff
that you said.
488
00:32:37,053 --> 00:32:39,089
Did I mention that I love you?
489
00:32:45,773 --> 00:32:48,526
I'm embarrassed to have pulled
you from your busy lives.
490
00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:50,212
This here is ridiculous.
491
00:32:50,453 --> 00:32:54,526
We have a nymphomaniac who's holding
out for alimony after sleeping with...
492
00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,048
- How many?
- A hundred and six.
493
00:32:57,293 --> 00:33:00,490
A reverend, who claims he
slept with the nymph under duress.
494
00:33:00,733 --> 00:33:04,726
Which reverend is being
sued by the wounded husband.
495
00:33:04,973 --> 00:33:07,965
This is silly. And I'm sorry
for taking up your time.
496
00:33:08,213 --> 00:33:11,888
And I won't take up any more, except
to say that you know what you know.
497
00:33:12,093 --> 00:33:15,722
There never was a marriage here.
My client never knew he was saying...
498
00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:19,090
..."I do" to a compulsive sexaholic.
499
00:33:19,293 --> 00:33:23,650
There was no meeting of the minds.
Just annul it and let that be that.
500
00:33:24,573 --> 00:33:26,086
ATTORNEY:
Why isn't there a marriage?
501
00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:30,481
They took vows: "for better or worse."
502
00:33:31,173 --> 00:33:33,323
Granted, nymphomania would be "worse."
503
00:33:33,973 --> 00:33:36,009
But that is what
a marital union is about.
504
00:33:36,253 --> 00:33:40,007
Accepting your spouse for strengths,
as well as flaws.
505
00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:46,370
Since she is a nymphomaniac, and all
sides are agreeing that she is...
506
00:33:46,613 --> 00:33:50,401
...how can the reverend be responsible
for breaking up this union?
507
00:33:50,653 --> 00:33:52,484
It was going to end anyway.
508
00:33:52,693 --> 00:33:57,642
I do not defend my client's tongue-
insertion into the bride's mouth...
509
00:33:57,893 --> 00:34:01,169
...nor am I condoning the
extracurricular activity with the...
510
00:34:03,373 --> 00:34:06,171
- with the breast
in the planning stages.
511
00:34:06,413 --> 00:34:11,407
But the reverend didn't cause anything
that wasn't destined to break apart.
512
00:34:11,653 --> 00:34:14,963
And if it's meant to break apart, it
probably has nothing to do with Duper.
513
00:34:15,213 --> 00:34:17,204
Oh, you can't know that.
514
00:34:17,693 --> 00:34:20,127
What is it that you
love the most about her?
515
00:34:21,773 --> 00:34:23,206
You know, there's so many things.
516
00:34:23,453 --> 00:34:25,523
No, but what do you love the most?
517
00:34:25,773 --> 00:34:30,244
Well, I guess it would have to be
her soft, smooth skin.
518
00:34:33,173 --> 00:34:36,290
Deep down, what do you
love about her?
519
00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:40,004
Deep down? Her hair.
520
00:34:42,133 --> 00:34:45,489
Do you have a sense of what Ling
most loves about you?
521
00:34:45,693 --> 00:34:47,684
I hope it's, you know, my money.
522
00:34:47,933 --> 00:34:54,008
Yeah. Well, that seems like a pretty
tough bond for Jackson Duper to crack.
523
00:34:54,573 --> 00:34:56,450
Soft skin, hair...
524
00:34:58,333 --> 00:34:59,322
...and money.
525
00:34:59,573 --> 00:35:01,643
Ally. Ally.
526
00:35:01,973 --> 00:35:04,612
We should be taking care of
you, with Larry gone...
527
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,605
...yet you're taking care of us.
528
00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,045
Larry is not gone.
529
00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:11,686
He's in Detroit.
530
00:35:18,653 --> 00:35:20,245
JUROR: "Hooper versus Hooper,
count one:
531
00:35:20,453 --> 00:35:23,172
We, the jury, find that the
marriage shall be dissolved.
532
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,688
Count two, Hooper versus Compton:
533
00:35:26,573 --> 00:35:28,882
We find in favor of the defendant."
534
00:35:29,773 --> 00:35:32,287
Ladies and gentlemen,
this concludes your service.
535
00:35:32,533 --> 00:35:34,683
Thank you. We're adjourned.
536
00:35:36,173 --> 00:35:37,970
Well, one out of two.
537
00:35:38,773 --> 00:35:40,525
I wanted to nail that minister.
538
00:35:40,773 --> 00:35:44,129
- Your former wife did that.
- It's a good result, Clayton.
539
00:35:44,373 --> 00:35:47,683
Yeah. Yeah, it is. Thank you.
540
00:35:48,653 --> 00:35:49,688
Thank you both.
541
00:35:51,613 --> 00:35:53,126
Uh, Ling.
542
00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:57,122
Considering the circumstances, maybe
I shouldn't work at Cage and Fish.
543
00:35:58,133 --> 00:36:01,125
It won't bother me, Jackson. Really.
544
00:36:01,373 --> 00:36:06,003
Okay. But you are with
Richard Fish, right?
545
00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:09,046
Yes. I am.
546
00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:10,726
Okay. Cool. I'll respect that.
547
00:36:10,973 --> 00:36:13,806
Thank you. Did you come
to work here because of me?
548
00:36:14,653 --> 00:36:15,972
I don't remember.
549
00:36:17,573 --> 00:36:19,052
But, Ling?
550
00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:23,245
I'm sorry.
551
00:36:25,093 --> 00:36:26,242
I'm sorry for...
552
00:36:26,493 --> 00:36:31,044
Yeah, well. To your first victory
at Cage and Fish.
553
00:36:35,373 --> 00:36:37,682
And my first defeat.
554
00:36:48,253 --> 00:36:51,131
- What's going on?
- It's thrilling! Sit down!
555
00:36:51,373 --> 00:36:53,523
- Why's the stage dark?
- It's coming.
556
00:36:53,773 --> 00:36:55,286
What are you up to?
557
00:36:56,093 --> 00:36:57,242
- Do you know?
- I don't.
558
00:37:09,413 --> 00:37:11,608
<i>Wouldn 't believe where I've been</i>
559
00:37:12,573 --> 00:37:13,562
Surprise!
560
00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:19,366
<i>- To Denver and every town</i>
561
00:37:19,573 --> 00:37:21,131
How did you...?
562
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,807
- Ling helped me.
- I can do anything.
563
00:37:24,053 --> 00:37:25,486
I got Barry White.
564
00:37:27,253 --> 00:37:28,481
Let's dance.
565
00:37:30,173 --> 00:37:31,492
Come on, Richard.
566
00:37:35,173 --> 00:37:38,563
<i>It's a miracle
A true blue spectacle</i>
567
00:37:38,813 --> 00:37:40,963
<i>A miracle come true</i>
568
00:37:45,733 --> 00:37:48,531
<i>Till the miracle came true</i>
569
00:37:48,773 --> 00:37:49,842
<i>Now you're here...</i>
570
00:37:50,053 --> 00:37:53,762
- Now, this has gone far enough.
- Ally.
571
00:37:54,013 --> 00:37:55,969
<i>- Dancin ' in the street
- Ally.</i>
572
00:37:56,173 --> 00:37:59,131
I'm gonna knock him out.
573
00:38:16,053 --> 00:38:17,042
Oops.
574
00:38:18,093 --> 00:38:19,685
Are you for real?
575
00:38:19,933 --> 00:38:23,642
Are you? Lady, you want the mike
that badly, ask for it. Here.
576
00:38:25,133 --> 00:38:27,931
Come on, let's go.
One, two, three, go!
577
00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:30,607
Come on, show us what you got!
They're waiting!
578
00:38:30,813 --> 00:38:33,930
I really don't want to sing.
No, I don't.
579
00:38:34,173 --> 00:38:35,811
Really, no. I can't.
580
00:38:42,013 --> 00:38:45,164
<i>I almost forgot what it's like</i>
581
00:38:45,853 --> 00:38:48,447
<i>Holding you near me at night</i>
582
00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:54,131
<i>You know that I'm home to stay</i>
583
00:38:54,373 --> 00:38:56,489
<i>- 'Cause it's a miracle
- Miracle</i>
584
00:38:56,733 --> 00:39:00,885
<i>A true blue spectacle
A miracle come true</i>
585
00:39:01,893 --> 00:39:04,726
<i>Baby, I was goin ' crazy</i>
586
00:39:04,973 --> 00:39:07,806
<i>Till the miracle came true</i>
587
00:39:12,133 --> 00:39:14,089
<i>There'll be dancin ' in the street</i>
588
00:39:14,293 --> 00:39:18,809
<i>Everybody's gonna be dancin '
Dancin '</i>
589
00:39:19,053 --> 00:39:21,613
<i>Dancin ' in the street</i>
590
00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:25,251
<i>- I thought he was a ghost.
LARRY: A ghost?</i>
591
00:39:25,453 --> 00:39:28,490
Yes, a ghost.
So I went up to the bar...
592
00:39:28,693 --> 00:39:31,924
...and the next thing I know I'm
singing with Barry Manilow.
593
00:39:32,173 --> 00:39:34,812
<i>Really?
I wish I could have been there.</i>
594
00:39:36,133 --> 00:39:38,328
I wish you could've been there too.
595
00:39:38,573 --> 00:39:42,009
<i>- Did he hit on you?
- No, he did not hit on me.</i>
596
00:39:42,253 --> 00:39:46,326
He was a gentleman, considering
he could've had me arrested.
597
00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,885
Okay, I love you.
598
00:39:53,533 --> 00:39:55,091
I do.
599
00:39:56,373 --> 00:39:58,170
<i>- Night.
- Night.</i>
600
00:39:59,493 --> 00:40:01,290
<i>- Bye.
- Bye.</i>
601
00:40:03,133 --> 00:40:04,646
What'd he say?
602
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:11,366
You know, he couldn't believe it.
603
00:40:11,613 --> 00:40:13,649
He laughed. You know, it's...
604
00:40:14,253 --> 00:40:15,481
...funny.
605
00:40:17,773 --> 00:40:19,491
Is it harder than you thought?
606
00:40:20,533 --> 00:40:22,364
Oh, yeah.
607
00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:25,044
- Well...
- I've got you.
608
00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:28,727
That's all I need.
Thank you.
609
00:40:29,173 --> 00:40:31,448
I'd rather be with Jackson Duper.
610
00:40:32,053 --> 00:40:34,203
You bide your time, Renee.
611
00:40:35,893 --> 00:40:37,531
Going to bed.
612
00:42:31,093 --> 00:42:32,128
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
613
00:42:32,373 --> 00:42:33,362
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<i>И скажи мне</i>
2
00:00:30,662 --> 00:00:34,503
<i>Когда наши взгляды встретятся</i>
3
00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,184
<i>Когда я смогу прикоснуться к тебе</i>
4
00:00:44,005 --> 00:00:45,361
Что стряслось?
5
00:00:46,169 --> 00:00:47,969
- Я, он...
- Что?
6
00:00:48,213 --> 00:00:50,492
- У меня галлюцинации.
- Что? Ты видела Ларри?
7
00:00:52,420 --> 00:00:53,218
Нет.
8
00:00:54,103 --> 00:00:55,664
- Эла Грина?
- Нет.
9
00:00:56,147 --> 00:00:57,868
- Глорию Гейнор?
- Нет.
10
00:00:58,110 --> 00:01:00,150
Тогда кого? Кого ты видела?
11
00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,871
Барри Манилова.
12
00:01:05,202 --> 00:01:06,957
Вызывай скорую.
13
00:01:07,246 --> 00:01:09,762
Элли Макбил
14
00:01:10,211 --> 00:01:13,206
4 сезон, 13 серия
15
00:01:14,455 --> 00:01:17,501
<i>Дотянись и дотронься</i>
16
00:02:21,656 --> 00:02:25,736
Хорошая новость - мы делаем деньги.
Плохая новость - мне всегда мало.
17
00:02:25,983 --> 00:02:29,186
Мы с Джоном наняли нового человека. Он чудо. Большие
связи.
18
00:02:29,429 --> 00:02:32,426
Я бы хотел его представить, но он опаздывает.
19
00:02:32,675 --> 00:02:33,951
Кто этот человек?
20
00:02:34,197 --> 00:02:35,713
Не стоит волноваться.
21
00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:40,041
Я вас всех люблю. Ваша работа вне опасности, пока
мы говорим...
22
00:02:40,248 --> 00:02:41,569
...в 9.10.
23
00:02:41,811 --> 00:02:44,774
Нэлл, ты не возражала, когда пришла сюда как благодетель.
24
00:02:45,016 --> 00:02:47,329
А всё оказалось не так радужно.
25
00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:49,375
- Давай дальше, Ричард.
- Да. Далее...
26
00:02:49,624 --> 00:02:51,937
...еще одно личное замечание.
27
00:02:53,271 --> 00:02:55,105
<i>Она не будет популярна</i>
28
00:02:55,755 --> 00:02:58,273
<i>Они никогда ее не поймут</i>
29
00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:05,966
Простите.
30
00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:07,771
Першит.
31
00:03:08,016 --> 00:03:11,014
Ты же не станешь снова чудить, раз Ларри уехал?
32
00:03:11,262 --> 00:03:13,621
Линг, я никогда не переставала чудить.
33
00:03:13,867 --> 00:03:16,100
Я как раз собирался предложить нашу поддержку...
34
00:03:16,351 --> 00:03:18,106
...в период твоего новообретенного одиночества.
35
00:03:18,354 --> 00:03:20,588
- Мы с тобой.
- Да.
36
00:03:20,839 --> 00:03:23,403
И я собираюсь почудить в другом месте.
37
00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:34,415
Прошу прощения.
38
00:03:39,431 --> 00:03:42,394
Я Джексон Дьюпер. Сегодня мой первый рабочий день.
39
00:03:42,717 --> 00:03:44,597
- Привет.
- Привет.
40
00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:46,955
- Добро пожаловать.
- Спасибо.
41
00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:49,680
Вообще-то, все тебя ждут.
42
00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:53,690
Ну да. Ты не могла бы меня сориентировать? Мне
нужно...
43
00:03:57,222 --> 00:03:59,136
- Это там.
- Спасибо.
44
00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,085
Элейн?
45
00:04:11,767 --> 00:04:12,963
Элейн?
46
00:04:15,574 --> 00:04:19,733
Простите. Мне нужен мистер Джон Кейдж.
47
00:04:19,982 --> 00:04:21,703
Джон Кейдж.
48
00:04:22,706 --> 00:04:23,937
Он там.
49
00:04:27,555 --> 00:04:29,310
Мистер Кейдж?
50
00:04:31,001 --> 00:04:32,801
- Да?
- У меня для вас посылка.
51
00:04:34,287 --> 00:04:37,729
- От Мелани Уэст.
- Благодарю.
52
00:04:43,543 --> 00:04:45,423
Вообще-то, я не свободен.
53
00:04:46,748 --> 00:04:47,739
Я тоже.
54
00:04:51,997 --> 00:04:54,071
С днем святого Валентина.
55
00:05:01,374 --> 00:05:04,416
Я отойду на минутку?
56
00:05:15,238 --> 00:05:16,309
Тяжко, да?
57
00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:21,198
Да. Валентинов День только усложняет дело.
58
00:05:26,217 --> 00:05:27,653
Ты уже говорила с ним сегодня?
59
00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:31,056
Да, мы разговаривали утром и вечером поговорим.
60
00:05:31,306 --> 00:05:36,024
Знаешь, я в норме. Отношения на расстоянии могут
сложиться.
61
00:05:36,275 --> 00:05:37,471
Конечно.
62
00:05:37,717 --> 00:05:41,876
Короче, я должна сосредоточиться на деле об аннулировании,
на которое я уже опаздываю.
63
00:05:42,125 --> 00:05:44,084
Знаешь, Джон, ты не мог бы взять его?
64
00:05:44,329 --> 00:05:45,525
Оно начинается сегодня?
65
00:05:45,771 --> 00:05:50,979
Да. Но на самом деле, я не думаю, что справлюсь...
66
00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:54,339
...с делом о расторгнутых отношениях. Так что
я...
67
00:05:54,586 --> 00:05:56,865
У меня дача показаний в деле Барка.
68
00:05:57,071 --> 00:05:59,509
- Ты считаешь, что не справишься?
- Да.
69
00:06:00,276 --> 00:06:02,076
Я вроде как...
70
00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,684
У меня галлюцинации.
71
00:06:06,888 --> 00:06:08,243
Что за галлюцинации?
72
00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:09,568
Это не важно.
73
00:06:09,813 --> 00:06:12,012
Ты требуешь другого адвоката в день начала процесса.
74
00:06:12,257 --> 00:06:15,060
- Линг будет помогать.
- Я не готова!
75
00:06:15,262 --> 00:06:17,940
Слушай. Я никогда прежде...
76
00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:21,543
...не просила снять меня с дела...
77
00:06:21,754 --> 00:06:23,349
...но сейчас я уязвима.
78
00:06:24,198 --> 00:06:25,998
Что это за галлюцинации?
79
00:06:26,682 --> 00:06:28,323
Это Барри Манилов.
80
00:06:30,729 --> 00:06:31,720
Ты снимаешься с дела.
81
00:06:31,972 --> 00:06:34,365
Мне понадобится поддержка. Это сложное дело.
82
00:06:34,576 --> 00:06:36,696
Я дам тебе в помощь Джексона Дьюпера.
83
00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:38,774
Элли, позовешь его для введения в курс дела?
84
00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,303
Да, конечно. И я...
85
00:06:44,313 --> 00:06:46,751
...очень извиняюсь.
86
00:06:49,843 --> 00:06:52,760
- Я люблю Барри Манилова.
- Правда?
87
00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:56,803
Он написал сотню песен. Сегодняшние звезды едва
напишут парочку.
88
00:06:57,055 --> 00:07:00,497
Мелани, его с трудом можно назвать "модным".
89
00:07:02,144 --> 00:07:04,103
Согласна. Но я его люблю.
90
00:07:06,271 --> 00:07:08,584
Почему ты так на меня смотришь?
91
00:07:09,357 --> 00:07:13,072
Потому что я тоже его люблю.
92
00:07:13,324 --> 00:07:14,600
- Не смейся надо мной.
- Я не смеюсь.
93
00:07:14,806 --> 00:07:16,481
- Какашка.
- И хватит называть меня "какашкой. "
94
00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:17,680
Я не хотела.
95
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Прикрывай рот. Ты же прикрываешь его, когда кашляешь,
вот и для "какашки" прикрывай.
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Какашка!
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- Тебе правда нравится Барри Манилов?
- Да.
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Для своей сексуальной стороны я всегда использую
Барри Уайта.
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Но для себя самого - Барри Манилова.
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Думаю, я готов поделиться с тобой кое чем важным.
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Чем?
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Уверяю вас, Линг справится.
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- С поддержкой Джексона...
- Сегодня начинается суд.
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Давайте разберемся, что к чему.
В чем суть разбирательства?
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Я женился на нимфоманке.
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Мы хотим аннулировать брак и подать в суд на священника.
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Совокупные иски.
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Зачем судить священника?
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Потому что моя жена завела с ним интрижку, пока
он проводил свадебную церемонию.
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Ваша жена спала со священником?
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Ну всё, нам надо идти...
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- Что ты здесь делаешь?
- Работаю.
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- Это ты Джексон Дьюпер?
- Что происходит?
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Простите.
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Линг.
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Ну что, Джексон Дьюпер, ты не называешь настоящее
имя?
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Насколько я знал, ты могла...
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- Ты знал меня достаточно, чтобы переспать.
- Слушай...
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- Зачем нужен псевдоним? Ты так хотел?
- Нет.
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- Видимо, не со мной.
- Прекрасно. Я могу сказать?
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Давай. Быстренько придумай что-нибудь.
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- Слушай...
- Опять "слушай".
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- Эй...
- Опять "эй".
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- Линг?
- Как ты узнал мое имя?
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Ну конечно. Я же назвала тебе его. Какая я странная.
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Что за большой секрет, Джон?
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Большой.
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Никого.
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Никого...
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...как никогда.
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Помнишь, ты показала мне свою квартиру 2 недели
назад?
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Я тогда почти показал тебе. Но даже тогда я...
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Ты должна пообещать, что никогда никому не расскажешь.
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Мои губы... Какашка! Неважно.
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Я видела твой туалет, Джон.
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Что это такое?
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Я называю это своим укромным местом.
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Сюда...
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...я прихожу, чтобы побыть одному.
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Это мое тайное убежище.
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Представь мое удивление, когда я увидел твой дом.
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Я всегда думал, что это какое-то чудо...
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...найти прекрасную женщину...
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...с синдромом Туретта, которая любит маленькие
помещения.
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И которая к тому же любит Барри Манилова.
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- Мелани?
- Да?
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Ты выйдешь за меня?
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Кто здесь?
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- Ты серьезно?
- Конечно серьезно.
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Только не говори, что я должен бороться с твоим
отцом, чтобы добиться твоей руки.
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Ау?
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Здесь кто-нибудь есть?
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Ричард?
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Я слышу шум. Надеюсь, в стенах нет крыс.
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Похоже на собаку.
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- Что?
- Он...
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Он там.
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Б.M.? Элли, ты должна противостоять ему.
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Чтобы избавиться от кошмаров, демонов и галлюцинаций,
надо бросить им вызов.
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Именно это говорила мне Трейси.
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Оторви ему голову. Только так можно побороть призраков.
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Я смотрел наше свадебное видео, когда увидел это.
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Что увидели?
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Что женщина, считавшаяся моей женой, имеет проблемы.
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Я бы хотела проиграть это видео крупным планом.
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Мы выбрали момент окончания церемонии.
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Обратите внимание на невесту и преподобного Комптона.
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Так. Я увеличу еще сильнее.
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Следите за ртами.
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Боже мой!
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Что случилось после того, как вы это увидели,
мистер Хупер?
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Я спросил об этом Маршу.
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Она призналась, что у нее со священником был жуткий
роман.
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- Я сказала "жаркий".
- Миссис Хупер.
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Мистер Хупер, вы хотите аннулировать брак, заявляя,
что не были женаты.
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Да, это был сплошной обман.
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Да. Тогда мне не понятно, как вы
можете обвинять моего клиента...
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...преподобного Комптона, во вмешательстве в ваш
брак...
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...если вы утверждаете, что брака не было.
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Может, он был бы, если бы он...
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...не вставил свой влажный, епископальный язык
в рот невесты.
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Мне не по себе от ответа. Я буду протестовать.
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Oтклонено.
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Допустим, преподобному Комптону не стоило...
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...целовать вашу жену, но как же...?
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Целовать? Вы называете это поцелуем?
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- Ваша Честь...
- Он практически целовал ее миндалины!
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Мне не по себе от такого ответа.
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Моя клиентка призналась вам, что у нее есть болезнь...
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...не так ли, мистер Хупер?
- Ага.
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Воспаление неверности. Давайте доверим ей деньги.
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Просто ответьте на мой вопрос.
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Ваша жена сказала, что она нимфоманка, верно?
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И что? Я был там.
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Я обручил с ней мой член, пока смерть
или импотенция не разлучат нас.
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Ваша Честь, мой клиент священник.
Мне не по себе от вульгарности.
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Mистер Милтер, сядьте.
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Ты так и не дала мне ответ, Мелани.
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Ты не можешь сделать предложение в стене туалета
и ожидать быстрого ответа.
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Значит, тебе нужно времять подумать?
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Пойдем.
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До сих пор не могу поверить.
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Не знаю, что сказать. Поверь мне.
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- Что случилось?
- Он не воспринимает дело всерьез.
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Мне поручили это дело, потому что у адвоката галлюцинации
с Барри Маниловым.
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Священник целует по-французски невесту-нимфоманку.
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И еще этот дурацкий адвокат...
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...который все время твердит, как ему "не
по себе".
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А теперь я начинаю задаваться вопросом...
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Не то чтобы я не хотела за тебя замуж, Джон. Вовсе
нет.
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Тогда что?
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Я не... Просто я...
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Мне невыносима мысль о приобретении статуса.
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Даже если речь идет о замужестве.
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- О чем ты говоришь?
- Я не верю в замужество.
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- Ты не веришь в замужество?
- Нет.
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Глупый обычай.
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Тогда... ты не скажешь мне, почему?
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Я просто не думаю, что можно
заключить договор на любовь.
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То ты хочешь меня навеки, то не хочешь меня вообще?
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- Я просто удивлен.
- Я люблю тебя, Джон.
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Дело не в этом.
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Чушь.
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Хорошо. Что ж, ладно.
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Что еще? А, как там Сэм?
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<i>У него все отлично.</i>
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- Ты передашь ему мой привет?
<i>- Конечно.</i>
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- А как Джейми?
<i>- Хорошо.</i>
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Ты заразишь ее корью?
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Нет, не заражай ее корью. Тебе ведь придется
слишком близко подобраться к ней.
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<i>Элли.</i>
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Да, я очень устала.
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<i>- Да, я тоже.</i>
- Да?
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Кстати, спасибо за цветы.
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<i>- Они тебе понравились?</i>
- Красивые.
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<i>Хорошо.</i>
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- Я люблю тебя.
<i>- Я люблю тебя.</i>
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Пока.
<i>- Пока</i>
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<i>Те твои мечты сияют на дальних берегах</i>
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<i>И если они зовут тебя вдаль</i>
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<i>Я не имеею права просить тебя остаться</i>
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Слушай, дамочка. Если ты презираешь то, что здесь
происходит...
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Не льсти себе. Я сильнее презираю прыщ.
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- Видимо, у тебя он как раз вскочил, потому что...
- Да, крошечный, размером с твое достоинство.
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Очень смешно.
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Что такое?
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Ничего.
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Я не собираюсь притворяться, ясно?
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00:18:55,587 --> 00:18:59,746
У нас с Линг был библейский вечер после знакомства
в баре.
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Библейский? Вы вместе молились?
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- Если ты имеешь в виду на коленях...
- Эй!
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- У вас был секс?
- Да.
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- Джексон Дьюпер, познакомься с Ричардом Фишем.
- Я с ним знаком.
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Это мой парень.
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Давай успокоимся и все обдумаем...
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Не хочу я думать. Когда я думаю, я ощущаю боль.
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Какой смысл отвлекаться от боли размышлениями,
если это приносит еще больше боли?
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Думаешь - чувствуешь, думаешь - чувствуешь. Бред!
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Тогда давай поговорим об этом.
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О чем? Когда я говорю, я думаю, и мне снова больно!
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Говорю, думаю, чувствую боль, бред!
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Тогда я буду говорить!
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А ты будешь слушать. Она не отказала тебе.
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Я говорю, ты слушаешь. И не надо мне этих твоих...
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..."говорю, думаю, чувствую боль, бред"
штучек.
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- Она боится женитьбы. А кто не боится?
- Люди.
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- Молчи.
- Какашка!
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"Какашка"?
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Вот что она делает в последний момент.
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Говорит, что это не нарочно, но она просто хочет
отпугнуть меня.
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Ну всё! Я говорю, и больше не прерывай меня! Всё
ясно? Я говорю.
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Она любит тебя. Она сомневается в замужестве.
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Если ты поговоришь с ней, ты не будешь защищаться.
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Когда ты защищаешься, ты нападаешь.
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Когда ты нападаешь, у нее нет права на свои чувства.
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Когда это происходит, ты не...
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Когда ты говоришь об этом, ты должен напоминать
себе...
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...снова и снова, что она тебя любит.
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Она спала с ним.
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Что? Кто?
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Конь в пальто. Джексон Дьюпер. Она спала с ним.
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- Мелани?
- Линг!
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Они встретились в баре пару лет назад. Она пошла
к нему домой.
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Я хочу отметелить его. Взять его за глотку и удавить.
285
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,839
Кого ты хочешь обмануть? Ты даже с Линг не можешь
справиться.
286
00:21:05,012 --> 00:21:08,249
Хватит! Хватит! Ричард! Ричард, перестань.
287
00:21:08,498 --> 00:21:10,811
Послушай, Ричард. Ричард!
288
00:21:11,944 --> 00:21:14,382
Мелани любит тебя, Джон, и ты должен быть благодарен.
289
00:21:14,629 --> 00:21:18,105
А Линг любит тебя. Конечно, она спала с кем-то
до тебя.
290
00:21:18,315 --> 00:21:20,514
Ваши чувства ранимы.
291
00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:23,677
С такими чувствами вам нужно взаимодействовать!
292
00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:27,726
Ясно? Тебе с Мелани, а тебе с Линг.
И пожмите друг другу руки...
293
00:21:27,972 --> 00:21:30,490
...чтобы загладить ваши толкания.
294
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,980
- Прости, Джон.
- Ты тоже.
295
00:21:36,988 --> 00:21:39,712
- Это просто...
- Извиняюсь.
296
00:21:44,681 --> 00:21:47,953
- Ричард там?
- Ты не вовремя, Марк. Что случилось?
297
00:21:49,089 --> 00:21:52,565
- Новичок. Он мне не нравится.
- Почему?
298
00:21:52,815 --> 00:21:55,573
Честно говоря, из-за Элейн.
299
00:21:56,382 --> 00:21:59,105
Как только он здесь появился, она все время потеет.
300
00:22:00,429 --> 00:22:01,864
А ты не преувеличиваешь?
301
00:22:02,112 --> 00:22:04,789
Не знаю, Элли. Может, ты мне скажешь?
302
00:22:14,974 --> 00:22:16,011
Это произошло под принуждением.
303
00:22:16,216 --> 00:22:17,571
- Принуждением?
- Да.
304
00:22:17,819 --> 00:22:20,291
Несмотря на то, что я вверил себя Богу...
305
00:22:20,504 --> 00:22:24,139
...он создал меня мужчиной. С мужскими потребностями.
306
00:22:24,390 --> 00:22:27,468
Преподобный, почему бы вам не рассказать нам,
что произошло?
307
00:22:27,796 --> 00:22:31,637
Мы с Маршей планировали свадьбу в моем кабинете...
308
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:34,448
...обсуждали церемонию и так далее.
309
00:22:34,688 --> 00:22:39,053
Внезапно я поднял взгляд от стола и увидел ареолу.
310
00:22:41,901 --> 00:22:45,217
- Ареолу?
- Пигментированная часть груди, окружающая...
311
00:22:45,467 --> 00:22:47,780
Я знаю, что это значит. Откуда взялась эта ареола?
312
00:22:48,031 --> 00:22:51,154
Она расстегнула свою кофточку, сняла бюстгалтер...
313
00:22:51,357 --> 00:22:53,956
...и бам! Вывалила грудь.
314
00:22:54,643 --> 00:22:58,039
- И что было потом, сэр?
- Я не горжусь тем, что было потом.
315
00:22:58,289 --> 00:23:00,044
Просто расскажите, что произошло...
316
00:23:00,293 --> 00:23:03,449
...когда миссис Хупер показала вам грудь.
317
00:23:07,545 --> 00:23:09,061
Я лизнул ее.
318
00:23:10,631 --> 00:23:11,952
Зачем вы это сделали?
319
00:23:12,194 --> 00:23:14,507
Кака я сказал, у меня есть потребности, как у
любого мужчины.
320
00:23:14,758 --> 00:23:17,835
Но в отличие от других мужчин, у меня никогда
не было доступа.
321
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:22,080
Честно говоря, я видел грудь только на канале
National Geographics.
322
00:23:22,331 --> 00:23:26,537
Но она была обвисшая. А эта грудь была такая упругая.
323
00:23:26,979 --> 00:23:28,939
И прямо у меня перед глазами.
324
00:23:29,504 --> 00:23:32,022
Хорошо, вы планируете свадьбу.
325
00:23:32,269 --> 00:23:35,152
Грудь невесты вываливается перед вами...
326
00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:39,474
...и вы ее лижете? Что вы за священник такой?
327
00:23:39,722 --> 00:23:40,838
Мне не по себе...
328
00:23:41,084 --> 00:23:43,477
Вы все время говорите, что вам не по себе.
329
00:23:43,729 --> 00:23:46,122
У меня тут юрист, которому не по себе.
330
00:23:46,373 --> 00:23:47,694
Лижущий соски священник...
331
00:23:47,896 --> 00:23:51,052
...рассказывющий об обвисшей груди, показанной
по телевизору.
332
00:23:51,302 --> 00:23:54,778
Ваша Честь, это странно. И мы еще даже не дошли
до нимфоманки.
333
00:23:55,028 --> 00:23:57,786
- Mистер Дьюпер...
- Ваше оправдание - принуждение?
334
00:23:58,033 --> 00:23:59,469
Что, вам ПРИШЛОСЬ лизать грудь?
335
00:23:59,716 --> 00:24:01,118
- Протестую.
- Поддерживаю.
336
00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:03,239
- О чем вы только думали?
- Достаточно, мистер Дьюпер.
337
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:07,198
- Бог создал мужчину слабым, мистер Дьюпер.
- Бог создал мужчину слабым?
338
00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:09,284
Разве у вас нет правил?
339
00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:11,573
Разве в вашей записной книжечке не написано:
340
00:24:11,817 --> 00:24:14,290
" Не лижи соски невесты"?
341
00:24:14,542 --> 00:24:16,217
Mистер Дьюпер!
342
00:24:22,997 --> 00:24:24,797
- Барри Манилов?
- Да.
343
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,362
- Ты его видишь?
- Он поет мне, с тех пор как Ларри уехал.
344
00:24:28,567 --> 00:24:31,039
Ричард говорит, что я должна противостоять ему.
345
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:35,177
Он прав. Мои знакомые в домах с привидениями ходили
к специалистам по призракам.
346
00:24:35,378 --> 00:24:37,259
Им велели противостоять призракам.
347
00:24:37,502 --> 00:24:38,823
- Решительно.
- Неужели?
348
00:24:39,025 --> 00:24:42,181
Призраки похожи на мужчин. Если ты не порочна,
она охотятся за тобой.
349
00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:43,832
Элли? Ларри на второй линии.
350
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:49,158
Хорошо. Скажи, что я сейчас подойду.
351
00:25:05,551 --> 00:25:06,747
Джон?
352
00:25:07,554 --> 00:25:08,751
Можно с тобой поговорить?
353
00:25:13,084 --> 00:25:14,645
Прямо так?
354
00:25:30,555 --> 00:25:34,156
Ух ты. Знаешь, я тоже занимаюсь гимнастикой.
355
00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:37,797
- Правда?
- Еще одна вещь, которая нас об...
356
00:25:40,772 --> 00:25:42,367
Ричард, ты не оставишь нас?
357
00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:45,140
Я бы рад, но не могу спуститься.
358
00:25:57,562 --> 00:25:58,758
Смешно.
359
00:26:06,978 --> 00:26:10,055
Слушай, я встретила человека, который дергается
и заикается...
360
00:26:10,304 --> 00:26:12,742
...и любит гимнастику и маленькие помещения.
361
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,267
- И Барри Манилова.
- Но?
362
00:26:15,673 --> 00:26:18,796
Но чем дольше люди вместе, тем больше они находят
различий.
363
00:26:18,999 --> 00:26:21,233
В конце концов различия перевешивают сходства.
364
00:26:21,483 --> 00:26:24,207
Как только сходства отмечены...
365
00:26:24,448 --> 00:26:26,488
...это уже различия, которые...
366
00:26:27,774 --> 00:26:31,456
Самые одинокие люди, которых я знаю, женаты. Некоторые
удачно.
367
00:26:34,626 --> 00:26:36,426
Я даже не знаю, как на это ответить.
368
00:26:36,670 --> 00:26:39,108
Разве что - как нелепо.
369
00:26:39,354 --> 00:26:44,232
Учитывая сложный характер человека, его души...
370
00:26:44,483 --> 00:26:47,845
...человек может потратить целую жизнь, познавая
себя самого...
371
00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,565
...не говоря уже о познавании других.
372
00:26:49,813 --> 00:26:54,497
Учитывая способность меняться, любить, расти,
воспитываться.
373
00:26:54,741 --> 00:26:59,379
Учитывая, как решается уравнение любви, когда
двое людей соединяются.
374
00:26:59,630 --> 00:27:03,710
Ведь сама мысль, что познание общностей или различий...
375
00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:08,116
...может иметь предел... я считаю это совершенно
лишенным логики...
376
00:27:08,325 --> 00:27:09,646
...не говоря уже о надежде.
377
00:27:10,368 --> 00:27:15,246
Ух ты. Столько слов от человека, который не знал,
как ответить.
378
00:27:16,780 --> 00:27:18,535
Мелани, мы только начинаем...
379
00:27:18,783 --> 00:27:22,499
...и ты сейчас можешь чувствовать только то, что
всё кончается.
380
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:24,704
- Я не это хотела сказать.
- Именно это.
381
00:27:25,274 --> 00:27:26,630
- Какашка...
- Сама такая!
382
00:27:30,564 --> 00:27:35,646
Если хочешь порвать со мной - вперед.
Хочешь осуждать замужество - давай.
383
00:27:35,893 --> 00:27:38,491
Но прошу тебя, ради тебя самой...
384
00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:43,906
...не отвергай идею, что так или иначе...
385
00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:49,673
...двое людей могут наладить отношения и быть
счастливыми в процессе.
386
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:52,678
Я просто никогда такого не видела.
387
00:28:01,858 --> 00:28:03,613
Извини, Ричард.
388
00:28:04,463 --> 00:28:06,184
Я не хочу об этом говорить.
389
00:28:10,233 --> 00:28:12,147
Привет. Нэлл Портер. Нас не представили.
390
00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:14,430
Джексон Дьюпер. Вы в мужском туалете.
391
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,321
- Он общий.
- Он что?
392
00:28:16,524 --> 00:28:18,597
Мы все сюда ходим.
393
00:28:24,898 --> 00:28:27,018
Мне нравится, когда смыто.
394
00:28:29,506 --> 00:28:31,147
Еще раз здравствуй.
395
00:28:43,571 --> 00:28:44,561
Простите.
396
00:29:03,806 --> 00:29:05,926
Я себя не контролировала.
397
00:29:06,130 --> 00:29:09,333
У меня потребность в удовлетворении, и она пересилила
меня.
398
00:29:09,576 --> 00:29:12,014
Я была в шоке, когда он стал лизать.
399
00:29:12,621 --> 00:29:16,701
Я хочу спросить: этот недуг мешал вам любить мистера
Хупера?
400
00:29:16,949 --> 00:29:20,151
Вовсе нет. Это не было обманом.
401
00:29:20,355 --> 00:29:22,349
Когда я шла к алтарю, я любила его.
402
00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:25,752
Я собиралась провести с ним всю жизнь.
403
00:29:25,844 --> 00:29:29,906
- И до сих пор собираюсь.
- Благодарю вас, миссис Хупер.
404
00:29:31,214 --> 00:29:34,735
Раз вы собирались замуж за моего клиента, разделяли
с ним взаимное намерение...
405
00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,412
...провести с ним всю свою жизнь...
406
00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:39,220
...вам не приходило в голову сказать:
407
00:29:39,428 --> 00:29:40,989
"Кстати, милый, я нимфоманка"?
408
00:29:41,231 --> 00:29:43,703
- Возможно, потом.
- И разве это не обман?
409
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:46,554
Я боялась, что если он узнает, то не женится на
мне.
410
00:29:46,761 --> 00:29:48,516
- И с чего вы так решили?
- Протестую.
411
00:29:48,764 --> 00:29:51,807
Не понимаю, как вы могли не сказать ему?
У вас медицинская проблема.
412
00:29:52,050 --> 00:29:53,691
Я боялась, что он осудит меня.
413
00:29:53,933 --> 00:29:58,058
А вдруг он был бы не против? Не приходило в голову?
Преподобному приходило.
414
00:29:58,301 --> 00:29:59,942
- Мне не по себе...
- Вы здесь только потому...
415
00:30:00,184 --> 00:30:02,144
...что хотите алиментов. У вас не хватает честности...
416
00:30:02,388 --> 00:30:05,430
...чтобы уйти. Вы погубили его, а теперь хотите
его денег?
417
00:30:05,674 --> 00:30:07,747
Каким диагнозом вы оправдаете такое поведение?
418
00:30:07,998 --> 00:30:09,753
Ваша Честь, это уже травля.
Это должно прекратиться.
419
00:30:10,001 --> 00:30:13,204
А ваш клиент тоже был затравлен, когда лизал грудь?
420
00:30:13,447 --> 00:30:16,091
- Мне опять не по себе.
- Хватит, мистер Дьюпер.
421
00:30:16,332 --> 00:30:19,887
Да, я была неверна. Но неверность не аннулирует
брак, мистер Дьюпер.
422
00:30:20,139 --> 00:30:23,455
Неверность? Ваш брак длился 3 года, мадам.
423
00:30:23,705 --> 00:30:26,987
- Вы изменили 106 раз.
- Это болезнь!
424
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,563
Джон?
425
00:30:37,890 --> 00:30:40,488
Джон, я знаю, что ты там. Впусти меня.
426
00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:44,254
Впусти меня, пока кто-нибудь не пришел.
427
00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:56,313
Ты все еще хочешь пожениться?
428
00:30:57,123 --> 00:31:02,126
Я не хочу обручаться с человеком, который не верит
в "жили долго и счастливо".
429
00:31:02,372 --> 00:31:04,173
Я хочу это исправить.
430
00:31:05,618 --> 00:31:06,894
Если и есть на свете человек...
431
00:31:07,381 --> 00:31:09,694
Этого недостаточно. Ты должна верить.
432
00:31:09,946 --> 00:31:12,943
Я же сказала, что хочу это исправить.
433
00:31:16,637 --> 00:31:21,845
Я никогда не думала, что смогу любить кого-то
год...
434
00:31:22,848 --> 00:31:24,808
...не говоря уже о целой...
435
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:32,375
Мы можем продолжить ухаживание?
436
00:31:34,789 --> 00:31:36,589
У меня для тебя сюрприз.
437
00:31:37,273 --> 00:31:39,993
- Какой?
- Я не могу показать его здесь.
438
00:31:40,839 --> 00:31:42,116
Джон.
439
00:31:45,247 --> 00:31:46,603
Я люблю тебя.
440
00:31:47,611 --> 00:31:52,648
Я готова решить это уравнение с образованием бесконечных...
441
00:31:55,505 --> 00:31:58,627
Или тех вещей, что ты сказал.
442
00:32:00,995 --> 00:32:03,034
Я говорила, что люблю тебя?
443
00:32:09,730 --> 00:32:12,488
Мне неловко отрывать вас от ваших дел.
444
00:32:12,695 --> 00:32:14,177
Это нелепое дело.
445
00:32:14,418 --> 00:32:18,498
У нас тут нимфоманка, требующая алиментов, которая
переспала с...
446
00:32:18,745 --> 00:32:21,024
- Со сколькими?
- Со ста шестью.
447
00:32:21,270 --> 00:32:24,472
Преподобный, заявивший, что переспал с нимфоманкой
под принуждением.
448
00:32:24,716 --> 00:32:28,716
Преподобный, на которого подал в суд уязвленный
муж.
449
00:32:28,963 --> 00:32:31,961
Это глупо. И простите, что отнимаю ваше время.
450
00:32:32,209 --> 00:32:35,890
Я более вас не задержу, разве только скажу, что
вы знаете то, что знаете.
451
00:32:36,096 --> 00:32:39,731
Никакого брака не было. Мой клиент не знал, что
говорил...
452
00:32:39,982 --> 00:32:43,105
..."согласен" маниакальному сексоголику.
453
00:32:43,308 --> 00:32:47,673
Он находился в неведении.
Просто аннулируйте брак и оставьте как есть.
454
00:32:48,597 --> 00:32:50,113
Почему же брака не было?
455
00:32:50,721 --> 00:32:54,516
Она давали клятвы: "В горе и радости."
456
00:32:55,209 --> 00:32:57,363
Допустим, нимфомания это "горе".
457
00:32:58,014 --> 00:33:00,053
Но в этом и есть смысл брачного союза.
458
00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:04,058
Принимать достоинства своего супруга и его недостатки.
459
00:33:05,988 --> 00:33:10,433
Поскольку она нимфоманка, и все стороны с этим
согласны...
460
00:33:10,676 --> 00:33:14,471
...как преподобный может отвечать за распад этого
союза?
461
00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:16,557
Он и так был обречен.
462
00:33:16,767 --> 00:33:21,724
Я не оправдываю моего клиента за засовывание языка
в рот невесты...
463
00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:25,257
...и не извиняю незапланированные действия с...
464
00:33:27,465 --> 00:33:30,268
...с грудью во время обсуждения свадьбы.
465
00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:35,513
Но преподобный не разрушил ничего, чему не суждено
было разрушиться.
466
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:39,075
И если это означает расставание, то
Джексон Дьюпер здесь ни при чем.
467
00:33:39,326 --> 00:33:41,320
Ты этого не знаешь.
468
00:33:41,810 --> 00:33:44,248
Что ты любишь в ней больше всего?
469
00:33:45,897 --> 00:33:47,333
Знаешь, столько всего.
470
00:33:47,580 --> 00:33:49,654
Но что ты любишь больше всего?
471
00:33:49,904 --> 00:33:54,383
Ну, наверное, ее мягкую, нежную кожу.
472
00:33:57,317 --> 00:34:00,440
В глубине души что ты любишь в ней?
473
00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:04,160
В глубине души? Ее волосы.
474
00:34:06,293 --> 00:34:09,655
Ты догадываешься, что Линг любит в тебе?
475
00:34:09,859 --> 00:34:11,853
Надеюсь, что деньги.
476
00:34:12,103 --> 00:34:18,189
Да уж, такую крепкую связь Джексон Дьюпер не сможет
разрушить, да?
477
00:34:18,755 --> 00:34:20,635
Нежная кожа, волосы и...
478
00:34:22,521 --> 00:34:23,512
...деньги.
479
00:34:23,763 --> 00:34:25,837
Элли. Элли.
480
00:34:26,167 --> 00:34:28,811
Мы должны заботиться о тебе, раз Ларри испарился.
481
00:34:29,052 --> 00:34:30,807
Ты же заботишься о нас.
482
00:34:31,657 --> 00:34:33,252
Ларри не испарился.
483
00:34:34,542 --> 00:34:35,897
Он в Детройте.
484
00:34:42,877 --> 00:34:44,471
"Хупер против Хупера, пункт обвинения первый:
485
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,403
Мы, присяжные, решили, что брак следует аннулировать.
486
00:34:47,645 --> 00:34:50,724
Пункт обвинения два, Хупер против преподобного
Комптона:
487
00:34:50,810 --> 00:34:53,123
Мы решили в пользу ответчика."
488
00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:56,534
Дамы и господа, ваша служба окончена.
489
00:34:56,781 --> 00:34:58,934
Благодарю вас. Мы закончили.
490
00:35:00,427 --> 00:35:02,227
Что ж, одно из двух.
491
00:35:03,032 --> 00:35:04,787
Я хотел распять этого священника.
492
00:35:05,035 --> 00:35:08,397
- Ваша бывшая жена уже это сделала.
- Это хороший результат, Клейтон.
493
00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:11,957
Да уж. Да, спасибо.
494
00:35:12,929 --> 00:35:13,966
Спасибо вам обоим.
495
00:35:15,894 --> 00:35:17,410
Линг.
496
00:35:17,777 --> 00:35:21,413
Учитывая обстоятельства, мне не стоит работать
в Кейдж и Фиш.
497
00:35:22,425 --> 00:35:25,423
Мне все равно, Джексон. Правда.
498
00:35:25,671 --> 00:35:30,309
Хорошо. Но ты с Ричардом Фишем, верно?
499
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:33,357
Да, я с ним.
500
00:35:33,605 --> 00:35:35,040
Хорошо. Здорово. Я это уважаю.
501
00:35:35,288 --> 00:35:38,126
Спасибо. Ты пришел сюда работать из-за меня?
502
00:35:38,974 --> 00:35:40,296
Не помню.
503
00:35:41,899 --> 00:35:43,381
Линг?
504
00:35:45,826 --> 00:35:47,581
Прости меня.
505
00:35:49,432 --> 00:35:50,583
Прости за...
506
00:35:50,835 --> 00:35:55,394
Да. За твою первую победу в Кейдж и Фиш.
507
00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:02,043
И первое поражение.
508
00:36:12,633 --> 00:36:15,516
- Что происходит?
- Это потрясающе! Садись!
509
00:36:15,758 --> 00:36:17,912
- Почему на сцене темно?
- Начинается.
510
00:36:18,162 --> 00:36:19,678
Что ты задумала?
511
00:36:20,487 --> 00:36:21,638
- Ты в курсе?
- Нет.
512
00:36:33,830 --> 00:36:36,029
<i>Не поверите, где я был</i>
513
00:36:36,995 --> 00:36:37,986
Сюрприз!
514
00:36:41,122 --> 00:36:43,800
<i>В Денвер и в каждый город</i>
515
00:36:44,007 --> 00:36:45,568
Как ты...?
516
00:36:45,811 --> 00:36:48,249
- Линг мне помогла.
- Я могу всё.
517
00:36:48,495 --> 00:36:49,931
У меня был Барри Уайт.
518
00:36:51,701 --> 00:36:52,931
Давай потанцуем.
519
00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:55,947
Пойдем, Ричард.
520
00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:02,031
<i>Это чудо</i>
521
00:37:03,281 --> 00:37:05,435
<i>Чудо свершается</i>
522
00:37:10,213 --> 00:37:13,016
<i>Пока чудо не свершится</i>
523
00:37:13,258 --> 00:37:14,329
<i>Теперь ты здесь...</i>
524
00:37:14,541 --> 00:37:18,256
- Это уже слишком.
- Элли.
525
00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:20,467
<i>Танцевать на улице</i>
- Элли.
526
00:37:20,671 --> 00:37:23,634
Он у меня получит.
527
00:37:42,630 --> 00:37:44,224
Вы настоящий?
528
00:37:44,473 --> 00:37:48,188
А вы? Если вы так сильно хотите микрофон, попросите.
Вот.
529
00:37:49,682 --> 00:37:52,485
Да ладно, давайте. Раз, два, три, начали!
530
00:37:52,727 --> 00:37:55,165
Давай, покажи нам себя! Мы ждем!
531
00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:58,494
Я не хочу петь. Не хочу.
532
00:37:58,738 --> 00:38:00,378
Правда, нет. Я не могу.
533
00:38:06,591 --> 00:38:09,748
<i>Я почти забыла, каково это</i>
534
00:38:10,438 --> 00:38:13,037
<i>Держать тебя рядом со мной ночью</i>
535
00:38:15,928 --> 00:38:18,730
<i>Ты знаешь, что я хочу остаться дома</i>
536
00:38:18,973 --> 00:38:21,093
<i>- Потому что чудо
- Чудо</i>
537
00:38:21,337 --> 00:38:25,496
<i>Чудо свершается</i>
538
00:38:26,506 --> 00:38:29,344
<i>Детка, я сходил с ума</i>
539
00:38:29,591 --> 00:38:32,429
<i>Пока чудо не свершилось</i>
540
00:38:36,764 --> 00:38:38,723
<i>На улице будут танцы</i>
541
00:38:38,928 --> 00:38:43,452
<i>Все будут танцевать.
Танцевать</i>
542
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:46,260
<i>Танцевать на улице</i>
543
00:38:48,184 --> 00:38:49,905
-Я думала, что он призрак.
<i>- Призрак?</i>
544
00:38:50,107 --> 00:38:53,149
Да, призрак. Так что я пошла в бар...
545
00:38:53,353 --> 00:38:56,589
...и в следующую секунду я уже пела "Чудо"
с Барри Маниловым.
546
00:38:56,839 --> 00:38:59,482
<i>Правда? Хотел бы я быть там.</i>
547
00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:03,005
Я тоже хотела бы, чтобы ты там был.
548
00:39:03,250 --> 00:39:06,692
<i>- Он приставал к тебе?</i>
- Нет, он ко мне не приставал.
549
00:39:06,936 --> 00:39:11,017
Он был джентельменом, особенно учитывая, что он
мог арестовать меня.
550
00:39:15,832 --> 00:39:17,587
Ладно, я люблю тебя.
551
00:39:18,236 --> 00:39:19,797
Да.
552
00:39:21,081 --> 00:39:22,881
- Спокойной ночи.
<i>- Спокойной ночи.</i>
553
00:39:24,206 --> 00:39:26,007
- Пока.
</i>- Пока.</i>
554
00:39:27,853 --> 00:39:29,368
Что он сказал?
555
00:39:33,262 --> 00:39:36,100
Знаешь, он не мог поверить.
556
00:39:36,348 --> 00:39:38,387
Он смеялся. Знаешь, это...
557
00:39:38,992 --> 00:39:40,222
...смешно.
558
00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:44,239
Это тяжелее, чем ты думала?
559
00:39:45,283 --> 00:39:47,117
Да.
560
00:39:47,808 --> 00:39:49,802
- Ну...
- У меня есть ты.
561
00:39:50,893 --> 00:39:53,491
Это всё, что мне нужно. Спасибо.
562
00:39:53,938 --> 00:39:56,217
Я бы предпочла Джексона Дьюпера.
563
00:39:56,823 --> 00:39:58,977
Ты верна себе, Рене.
564
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,311
Иду спать.
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